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Tuesday, May 13,
8-10:15 p.m. EDT (TCM)
"Steel
Magnolias" (1989). Some sassy
Southern belles (Dolly Parton,
Shirley MacLaine, Olympia Dukakis
and Daryl Hannah) share the joys and
sorrows of a friend (Sally Field)
and her headstrong, diabetic
daughter (Julia Roberts) in comic
and supportive banter at the beauty
shop and during key events involving
marriage, birth and death. Adapted
by Robert Harling from his play and
directed by Herb Ross, the movie is
a rollicking tear-jerker with
polished performances and a
refreshing focus on women friends
who are more seasoned than sexy.
Some sexual innuendo. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification of the theatrical
version was A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of
America rating was PG -- parental
guidance suggested. Some material
may not be suitable for children.
Tuesday, May 13,
8-9 p.m. EDT (PBS)
"A Walk to
Beautiful." The story of three
Ethiopian women, rejected and
ostracized after they suffered
injuries in childbirth, and their
journey to a special hospital in
Addis Ababa, the capital, where they
find solace and hope. A "Nova"
presentation (TV-PG -- parental
guidance suggested).
Tuesday, May 13,
9-11 p.m. EDT (PBS)
"Storm Over
Everest." World-renowned climber and
filmmaker David Breashears travels
to Mount Everest to tell the story
of a 1996 storm that resulted in the
worst climbing tragedy in Everest's
history. It is the story of 11
climbers, with eyewitness accounts
of their astonishing survival in the
world's most unforgiving
environment. A "Frontline"
presentation.
Wednesday, May 14,
10-11 p.m. EDT (EWTN)
"John Paul II
and His Friend." This Polish
documentary explores the close
relationship between Pope John Paul
II and his Jewish friend, Jurek
Kluger; the two lost touch after
childhood and became fervently
reacquainted in their adult years.
Friday, May 16,
8-10 p.m. EDT (Fox)
"Dodgeball: A
True Underdog Story" (2004). Failed
laugher about a bunch of scrappy
misfits (led by Vince Vaughn) who
form a dodgeball team to compete in
a high-stakes tournament in Las
Vegas to save their rundown
neighborhood gym from being taken
over by a state-of-the-art
competitor (owned by Ben Stiller).
As directed by Rawson Marshall
Thurber, "Dodgeball" follows a
tried-and-true David-vs.-Goliath
formula, but its
love-yourself-for-who-you-are
message is weighed down by its
puerile brand of crass comedy.
Recurring crude and sexual language
and humor, an instance of rough
language and profanity, and same-sex
kissing. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification of the
theatrical version was L -- limited
adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults
would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America
rating was PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
Friday, May 16,
9:30-11:15 p.m. EDT (TCM)
"Lilies of
the Field" (1963). When an itinerant
jack-of-all-trades (Sidney Poitier)
stops to help a group of German nuns
newly arrived in New Mexico, his
cheerful generosity is disdained by
the stern, demanding Mother Superior
(Lilia Skala) until he builds them a
chapel with the aid of the local
Mexican-American community. Directed
by Ralph Nelson, the movie's simple
little story of the triumph of faith
coupled with good will has enormous
charm in the winning performances of
the two principals, some
good-natured comedy and an
infectious theme song that will
leave viewers humming "Amen."
The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification of the theatrical
version was A-I -- general
patronage. Not rated by the Motion
Picture Association of America.
Saturday, May 17,
8-10 p.m. EDT (HBO)
"Evan Almighty"
(2007). Delightful contemporary spin
on the Noah story, as a TV anchorman
turned congressman (Steve Carell) is
instructed by God (Morgan Freeman)
to build an ark in light of an
impending flood, much to the
skeptical consternation of his
colleagues on Capitol Hill (John
Michael Higgins, Wanda Sykes and
John Goodman), his wife (Lauren
Graham) and his three young sons.
Imparting an overall message about
how one act of random kindness can
change the world, director Tom
Shadyac and screenwriter Steve
Oedekerk skillfully combine
slapstick, sentiment and surprising
reverence -- these elements
beautifully embodied in Carell's
seriocomic central performance --
while the paired animals and the
flood effects are wonderfully done.
A smattering of mildly crass
language, humor, irreverence and
innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification of the
theatrical version was A-II --
adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America
rating was PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be
suitable for children.
Saturday, May 17,
8-11 p.m. EDT (ABC)
"Hitch" (2005).
Entertaining, if not totally
convincing, old-fashioned romance
about a highly successful "date
doctor," Alex ("Hitch") Hitchens
(Will Smith), who helps shy men woo
the women they love but are too
timid to approach. He falls for a
gossip columnist (Eva Mendes) who
just happens to be on the trail of
an heiress (Amber Valletta) who is
dating one of Hitch's clients, the
rotund and bumbling Albert (Kevin
James), leading to predictable
complications. Andy Tennant's film
is a refreshing throwback to the
lighthearted fare that Hollywood
used to produce, nicely devoid of
gratuitous sexual situations,
possesses a good moral tone, and
contains appealing performances, but
the script just misses being a total
success because of some implausible
plot turns, while the broadness of
some gags undermines the realistic
foundation so essential to the best
comedies. A few instances of
profanity, rough, and crude
language, one brief sexual
situation, and adult thematic
elements. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification of the
theatrical version was A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating was
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned.
Some material may be inappropriate
for children under 13.
Saturday, May 17,
8-9 p.m. EDT (EWTN)
"An Empire
Conquered." Joseph Campanella hosts
this docudrama about the heroic
martyrs who lived and died during
the turbulent early years of
Christianity.
Sunday, May 18,
1:30-3:30 p.m. EDT (EWTN)
"In
Concert: Monteverdi: Vespers of
the Blessed Virgin Mary."
Jacqueline Leary-Warsaw hosts
this performance by the Gachinger Kantorei and the Bach-Collegium,
conducted by Helmuth Rilling.
Sunday, May
18, 8-11 p.m. EDT (CBS) "43rd
Annual Academy of Country Music
Awards." Live broadcast from the
MGM Grand in Las Vegas hosted by
singer Reba McEntire and
featuring performances by
nominees Kenny Chesney and
George Strait, among others.
Monday, May
19, 9-10 p.m. EDT (History)
"Indiana Jones and the Ultimate
Quest." Documentary look at the
historical reality, as well as
the myths and legends,
surrounding each of the
artifacts sought by the titular
character. The program
introduces real-life historians
and archaeologists who have
devoted their careers to these
very mysteries.
Monday, May 19,
8-10 p.m. EDT (TCM)
"Hobson's
Choice" (1954). Amusing British
tale set in 1890s' Manchester
where a smug shoe-store owner
(Charles Laughton) gets his
comeuppance when his eldest
daughter (Brenda de Banzie)
marries an uneducated but
skilled shoemaker (John Mills)
and they open a rival shoe shop.
Directed by David Lean, the
story of a wise daughter
outsmarting her foolish dad has
plenty of ironic humor, a
zestful musical score and a
grandly comic performance from
Laughton. Period sexism and
romantic complications. The
USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification of
the theatrical version was A-II
-- adults and adolescents. Not
rated by the Motion Picture
Association of America.
Tuesday, May,
20, 8-9 p.m. EDT (PBS)
"Lord of
the Ants." A portrait of
scientist E.O. Wilson, architect
of the controversial discipline
called sociobiology and a
driving force for worldwide
conservation. A presentation of
"Nova" (TV-G -- general
audience).
Tuesday, May
20, 10-11 p.m. EDT (PBS)
"A
Dream in Doubt." Hate crimes and
the American dream in the wake
of Sept. 11, 2001. Terrence
Howard hosts this "Independent
Lens" film by Rana Singh Sodhi
(TV-PG/L -- parental guidance
suggested; infrequent coarse
language).
Wednesday, May
21, 9-11 p.m. EDT (PBS)
"Depression: Out of the
Shadows." A 90-minute
documentary about clinical
depression is followed by a
half-hour panel discussion with
mental health experts, hosted by
Jane Pauley, to discuss the
issues raised in the film. The
documentary tells the dramatic
stories of people of different
ages, from diverse backgrounds,
who live with various forms of
clinical depression -- and
explores its causes and
treatments (TV-PG -- parental
guidance suggested).
Wednesday, May
21, 8-10:15 p.m. EDT (TCM)
"Ocean's Eleven" (1960). Slack
crime caper in which a group of
World War II paratroop veterans
(Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin,
Sammy Davis Jr., Peter Lawford,
Richard Conte, et al.) join in
simultaneously robbing five Las
Vegas casinos, then lose the
loot in a ghoulish twist ending.
Producer-director Lewis
Milestone drags out the
proceedings with less than witty
dialogue by the principals and a
misuse of cameos (notably by
George Raft, Red Skelton and
Angie Dickinson).
Rationalization of robbery. The
USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification of
the theatrical version was A-III
-- adults. Not rated by the
Motion Picture Association of
America.
Thursday, May
22, 10-11 p.m. EDT (PBS)
"Phoenix Mars Mission: Ashes to
Ice." The story of the Phoenix
Mars Lander, scheduled to land
on Mars May 25 (TV-G -- general
audience).
Thursday-Friday, May 22-23,
10-11:30 p.m. EDT each night (EWTN)
"St. Rita." This drama about the
life of Rita of Cascia, the
saint of the impossible and
advocate of desperate cases,
reveals the great faith of a
woman who endured many hardships
and difficulties on her journey
to God.
Friday, May
23, 8-10 p.m. EDT (Fox)
"Cheaper
by the Dozen" (2003). Fitfully
amusing comedy about a family
with 12 children veering out of
control when Mom (Bonnie Hunt)
must go on a national book tour,
leaving Dad (Steve Martin) to
hold down the very rebellious
fort while the demands of his
university football coaching job
allow scant time for his unhappy
youngsters. The family-first
message follows director Shawn
Levy's predictable parade of
pranks, pratfalls and parenting
problems, including dismay over
their 22-year-old daughter
moving in with her boyfriend. A
discreetly implied affair,
occasional toilet humor and
brief slapstick violence. The
USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification of
the theatrical version was A-II
-- adults and adolescents. The
Motion Picture Association of
America rating was PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some
material may be inappropriate
for children under 13.
Saturday, May
24, 8-10 p.m. EDT (HBO)
"300"
(2007). Noisy,
testosterone-charged telling of
the legendary battle between
ancient Sparta's meager 300
soldiers led by King Leonidas
(Gerard Butler) against the vast
Persian army headed by the
fearsome Xerxes (Rodrigo
Santoro), while Sparta's queen
(Lena Headey) futilely attempts
to sway a corrupt politician
(Dominic West) to bolster her
husband's troops. With Frank
Miller's graphic novel as a
springboard, director and
co-writer Zack Snyder takes a
highly stylized approach -- most
of the film is shot in sepia
tones, with the impossibly
buffed soldiers facing off
against digitized weapons,
creatures and seemingly
thousands of Persians -- soon
grows tiresome, though the
pervasive battlefield violence
is somewhat tempered by the
often artful cinematography.
Much slow-motion fighting with
bloodshed, impalings and
decapitations, an adulterous
episode with an implied rough
sexual encounter, brief
upper-female and rear nudity,
innuendo, some exotic dancing
with a lesbian kiss during a
brief orgy sequence, and skimpy
male attire throughout. The
USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification of
the theatrical version was L --
limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling. The
Motion Picture Association of
America rating was R --
restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
Saturday, May
24, 9-11 p.m. EDT (Showtime)
"Black Snake Moan" (2007).
Extremely lurid, but ultimately
redemptive, melodrama set in
rural Tennessee about an aging
blues singer (Samuel L. Jackson)
who nurses a badly beaten
nymphomaniac (Christina Ricci)
back to health, and gets her to
overcome her drug and sexual
addictions, conquering his own
inner demons in the process.
Writer-director Craig Brewer
pulls out the stops with an
intentionally florid style,
while the impressive
performances of the leads -- as
well as those of John Cothran as
a benevolent preacher, S. Epatha
Merkerson as an empathetic
friend and Justin Timberlake as
an emotionally damaged soldier
who loves the young woman --
overcome the more outrageous
plot elements. The high quotient
of sex, violence and foul
language -- which walks the
finest of lines between morally
objectionable and dramatically
valid -- will seriously limit
the film's appeal to audiences,
Catholic and otherwise.
Pervasive rough and crude
language and profanity, racial
epithets, strong sexuality
including a couple of graphic
encounters without nudity,
premarital situations,
upper-female nudity elsewhere,
violence and drug use. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification of the theatrical
version was L -- limited adult
audience, films whose
problematic content many adults
would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America
rating was R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
Saturday,
May 24, 10 p.m.-midnight
EDT (Cinemax)
"Disturbia"
(2007). Reasonably suspenseful
thriller in the tradition of
Hitchcock's "Rear Window" about a
teen (Shia LaBeouf) -- under house
arrest after an emotional outburst
stemming from his dad's death -- who
begins to spy on the neighbors,
eventually suspecting one (David
Morse) of being a serial killer.
Director D.J. Caruso ("Taking
Lives") handles his serial-killer
theme with relative restraint, with
the emphasis squarely on suspense.
Some violence including two
murders, an image of a corpse and
some discreet shots of other dead
bodies, a disturbing car accident,
some crude and crass language and
profanity, skimpy costuming,
underage drinking, suggestive
dancing, brief suggestions of
infidelity and underage viewing of
pornography. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification
of the theatrical version was A-III
-- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating was
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned.
Some material may be inappropriate
for children under 13.
Sunday,
May 25, 8-10 p.m. EDT
(HBO)
"Recount." Kevin
Spacey stars in a made-for-TV
film, based on the true story of
the 2000 presidential election,
said to explore the human drama
of the characters involved in
events that would determine the
leadership of the country. It
also stars Bob Balaban, Ed
Begley Jr., Laura Dern, John
Hurt, Denis Leary, Bruce McGill
and Tom Wilkinson.
Sunday,
May 25, 8-9:30 p.m.
EDT (PBS)
"National Memorial Day
Concert (2008)."
Annual concert from the National
Mall. Hosted by Gary Sinise and
Joe Mantegna and featuring a mix
of dramatic readings,
documentary footage and live
musical performances, along with
an all-star lineup of
dignitaries, actors and musical
artists (TV-G -- general
audience).
Monday,
May 26, 8
p.m.-midnight EDT (AMC)
"The
Longest Day" (1962).
The Allied invasion of Normandy
on June 6, 1944, is re-created
on an epic scale in this
dramatization of the operational
preparations, behind-the-line
activities and mostly the
ferocious battle itself, with
particular attention to the
American landings at Omaha
Beach. Directed by Ken Annakin,
Andrew Marton and Bernard Wicki,
the result is an absorbing
account of D-Day from both sides
of the battlefield, with
convincing portrayals of men in
combat from an international
cast headed by John Wayne,
Robert Mitchum and Henry Fonda.
Wartime violence seen in the
context of a righteous cause.
The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification of
the theatrical version was A-I
-- general patronage. Not rated
by the Motion Picture
Association of America.
Monday,
May 26, 10 p.m.-12:15
a.m. EDT (TCM)
"The
Eagle Has Landed"
(1976). Director John Sturges'
lethargic adventure yarn based
on the fictional premise
involving a German plot to
kidnap Winston Churchill during
World War II is a conventional
spy melodrama. Michael Caine,
Robert Duvall and Donald
Sutherland star in the suspenser,
which is marred by some
graphic violence, sexual byplay
and profanity. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting
classification of the theatrical
version was A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of
America rating was PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some
material may be inappropriate
for children under 13.
Tuesday, May 27, 9-10
p.m. EDT (PBS)
"Crimes
at the Border." In a
joint project with The New York
Times, "Frontline/World"
correspondent Lowell Bergman
investigates the business of
human smuggling across the busy
ports of entry between Mexico
and the United States.
Tuesday, May 27,
10-11 p.m. EDT (PBS)
"New
Year Baby." A
Cambodian-American filmmaker
journeys to Cambodia to find out
why her family's history was
buried in secrecy for so long.
Terrence Howard hosts (TV-PG
-- parental guidance suggested).
Wednesday, May 28,
7-7:45 p.m. EDT (HBO)
"David
McCullough: Painting With
Words." A look at the
author of the Pulitzer
Prize-winning biography that
inspired the miniseries "John
Adams."
Wednesday, May 28,
9-10 p.m. EDT (PBS)
"Maestro: Portrait of Valery
Gergiev." An
exclusive look from "Great
Performances" at conductor
Valery Gergiev, artistic and
general director of the
Mariinsky Theater in St.
Petersburg, Russia, and
principal conductor of the
London Symphony (TV-G --
general audience).
Wednesday-Saturday, May 28-31,
10 p.m.-midnight EDT each night
(EWTN)
"Teresa de Jesus."
Eight-hour miniseries on the
life of the great saint and
mystic Teresa of Avila; it
begins in Ortigosa in the summer
of 1538, introducing Teresa of
Ahumada, as she was then known.
Spanish with English subtitles.
Wednesday, May 28,
10:15 p.m.-12:30 a.m. EDT (TCM)
"The Manchurian Candidate"
(1962). Fine political
spine-tingler with Laurence
Harvey playing a Korean War POW
transformed by Red Chinese
hypnosis into a deadly
instrument of assassination
before his return to the United
States during a presidential
campaign. By the time an ex-POW
buddy (Frank Sinatra in a solid
performance) figures out the
reason for his strange behavior
toward wife and family, a major
manhunt and race with time are
on. Director John
Frankenheimer has fashioned a
superior suspense movie with a
growing intensity that adults
and older teenagers may
appreciate. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting
classification of the theatrical
version was A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of
America rating was PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some
material may be inappropriate
for children under 13. (PG-13)
Friday,
May 30, 8-10 p.m. EDT
(Fox)
"Little Black Book"
(2004). Leaden romantic comedy
about an aspiring TV journalist
(Brittany Murphy) who decides to
snoop into her live-in
boyfriend's (Ron Livingston)
past love life, only to discover
that the embers of some of his
former flames are still burning.
As directed by Nick Hurran, the
lackluster film waffles between
being a relationship farce and a
show-biz satire, both of which
fall flat. Some sexual humor
and scattered rough and crude
language. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting
classification of the theatrical
version was A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of
America rating was PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some
material may be inappropriate
for children under 13.
Saturday, May 31,
8-11 p.m. EDT (ABC)
"The Rookie" (2002).
Uplifting charmer based on the
true story of 35-year-old Jim
Morris (Dennis Quaid), a
small-town Texas high-school
chemistry teacher and baseball
coach who gets a second chance
at the big leagues and becomes
the oldest rookie baseball
player in 40 years. In spite of
a few sags in momentum, director
John Lee Hancock's film pulls on
the heartstrings, nudging the
audience to think about
forgotten dreams while pleasing
and inspiring without
discernible violence, sex or
crude language. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification of the theatrical
version was A-I -- general
patronage. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating
was G -- general audiences. All
ages admitted.
Saturday, May 31, 10
p.m.-midnight EDT (Cinemax)
"Talk
to Me" (2007).
Formulaic but still touching and
inspiring biographical drama of
a prominent Washington radio
personality and activist (a fine
Don Cheadle) from the
Vietnam-Watergate era to his
death in 1984. Director Kasi
Lemmons uses the redemptive
power of friendship and strong
performances by a cast including
Chiwetel Ejiofor as a
radio-station executive, Martin
Sheen, Vondie Curtis-Hall and
Cedric the Entertainer to create
an evocative period piece about
second chances. Pervasive
rough, crude and crass language
and several instances of
profanity, sexual encounters
with partial nudity, innuendo,
alcohol abuse, rioting,
infidelity, domestic discord and
assorted fighting. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification of the theatrical
version was L -- limited adult
audience, films whose
problematic content many adults
would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America
rating was R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
Friday,
May 30, 8-10 p.m. EDT
(ABC)
"2008 Scripps National Spelling
Bee." Tom Bergeron
hosts live from Washington.
Saturday, May 31,
10-11 p.m. EDT (PBS) (check
local listings)
"Good
Evening Ev'rybody: In
Celebration of Louis Armstrong."
A never-before-released concert
performance of Louis Armstrong
-- and other musical greats,
including Dizzy Gillespie and
Mahalia Jackson -- at the 1970
Newport Jazz Festival (TV-G
-- general audience).
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