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The first symbol after each title is the USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification. The
second symbol is the rating of the Motion Picture
Association of America.
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classifications:
A-I -- general patronage;
A-II -- adults and adolescents;
A-III -- adults;
A-IV -- adults, with reservations (this
indicates films that, while not morally offensive
in themselves, are not for casual viewing because
they require some analysis and explanation in
order to avoid false impressions and
interpretations);
L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find
troubling (succeeded the A-IV classification as of
Nov. 1, 2003);
O -- morally offensive.
MPAA ratings:
G -- general audiences, all ages admitted;
PG -- parental guidance suggested, some
material may not be suitable for children; PG-13
-- parents are strongly cautioned. Some material
may be inappropriate for children under 13;
R -- restricted, under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian;
NC-17 -- no one 17 or under admitted. |
A
"The Abandoned"
(Lionsgate/After Dark Films)
Rated "R"
Routine horror film about a Russian-born woman (Anastasia Hille) who
ventures from America to her remote birthplace and finds it haunted and
her life in serious jeopardy along with that of the twin brother (Karel
Roden) she never knew she had. In his feature-film debut, Spanish
writer-director Nacho Cerda delivers sufficient scares without any
glaringly exploitative elements but also without making total sense of
the confusing plot. Violent and gory images, pervasive rough and
crude language, nudity and one brief sequence in which sex is heard
off-camera in a porn film. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling.
"Abduction"
(Lionsgate)
Rated "PG-13"
Humdrum romantic adventure in which a party-loving Pittsburgh teen
(Taylor Lautner) and the neighbor he'd like to make his girlfriend
(Lily Collins) get caught up in international intrigue after the lad
discovers that the couple who raised him (Jason Isaacs and Maria
Bello) are not his real parents. In what is presumably intended as a
date movie for the high school set, the newfound lovebirds take time
out from dodging CIA agents (led by Alfred Molina) and evading a
Serbian assassin (Michael Nyqvist) to kiss, cuddle and coo. On the
plus side, director John Singleton's far-fetched expedition mostly
eschews gore -- though there are some bone-crunching martial arts
encounters -- while the central couple successfully resists the
temptation to turn their unexpected journey into a premature
honeymoon. Possibly acceptable for mature adolescents.
Considerable, but largely bloodless, violence; brief nongraphic
sensuality; at least one use of profanity and of rough language; and
about a dozen crude or crass terms. The Catholic News Service
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material
may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Adventures of Tintin"
(Paramount/Columbia)
Rated "PG"
Visually sumptuous animated adaptation of Belgian cartoonist
Herge's famed comic books in which the curiously coiffed young
reporter of the title (voiced by Jamie Bell) finds himself drawn
into a centuries-old mystery via the purchase of a model ship.
His efforts to solve the puzzle are aided by a good-hearted but
excessively tippling sea captain (voice of Andy Serkis) and
opposed by a deliciously wicked Russian villain (voiced by
Daniel Craig). Director Steven Spielberg's globetrotting quest
spans vibrantly portrayed environments from Tintin's native
Belgium to the deserts of North Africa. Themes congruent with
Judeo-Christian values, including the vital role of
companionship in overcoming one's individual weaknesses and the
need for fortitude in the face of difficulty, are advanced
through sympathetic main characters, a screenplay faithful to
its classic source material and envelope-pushing 3-D technology.
The generally family-friendly result will not only afford
vigilant moms and dads a chance to relax, but the opportunity to
be entertained as well. Occasional stylized violence. The
Catholic News Service classification is A-I -- general
patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be
suitable for children.
"Accepted" (Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Comedy about a savvy slacker (Justin Long) who, rejected by every
college to which he applied, comes up with a face-saving scheme to
create a fake school out of an abandoned hospital, which snowballs
out of control when a motley mob of other misfits show up on the
school's doorstep with acceptance letters. Displaying only
occasional wit amid a "coarse" load of mindless humor, director
Steve Pink's farce stealthily wraps its subversive nonconformity
message in lighthearted, if lowbrow, satire that would seem to extol
benign themes of acceptance and self-expression. Recurring crude
sexual language and humor, including vulgar sight gags and innuendo,
drug content, skimpy bikinis, some profanity and a use of the
f-word. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L
-- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling.
"Across the Universe"
(Revolution)
Rated "PG-13"
At once spectacular and schizophrenic, this musical tribute to the
Beatles chronicles the adventures of a Liverpool dockworker (Jim
Sturgess) as he travels to America, befriends a rebellious preppy
(Joe Anderson), falls in love with the preppy's sister (Evan Rachel
Wood), pals around with his Janis Joplin-like singer-landlady (Dana
Fuchs), her Jimi Hendrix-like bandmate (Martin Luther McCoy), and a
former cheerleader turned bohemian (T.V. Carpio). As conceived and
directed by Julie Taymor, the film is a highly imaginative, visually
stunning fantasia, employing the music of the Fab Four to elucidate
the 1960s, though its contrived story line too often leaves both
cast and audience bogged down in a mire of cliches. Partial, rear
and upper female nudity, cohabitation, a sexual embrace, a
disrespectful sequence with a priest, drug use, occasional rough and
much crude and crass language. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children
under 13.
"The Adjustment Bureau" (Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Curious adaptation of Philip K. Dick's 1954 short story "Adjustment Team" in
which the agents of a supernatural bureaucracy (principally Anthony Mackie, John
Slattery and Terence Stamp) intervene to break up the budding relationship
between a New York politician (Matt Damon) and a gifted dancer (Emily Blunt)
because it runs contrary to the predetermined plan of an unnamed higher power.
Writer-director George Nolfi's feature debut pitting love against fate -- or
perhaps against divine providence -- will intrigue some and strike others as an
uneasy attempt to blend science fiction, romance and philosophical speculation.
Though this is not a film for young people, the metaphysical elements of the
plot can be interpreted by mature viewers in a way that squares with
Judeo-Christian faith. Complex themes, brief nongraphic premarital sexual
activity, a couple of uses of profanity and rough terms, and considerable crude
and crass language. The Catholic News Service classification is A-III -- adults.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Adventureland"
(Miramax)
Rated "R"
Sensitive but downbeat coming-of-age tale, set in 1987
Pittsburgh, about an awkward college graduate (Jesse Eisenberg)
who takes a summer job at a third-rate amusement park and falls
for one of his co-workers (Kristen Stewart, not realizing she is
having an adulterous affair with an older employee (Ryan
Reynolds). Though generally restrained in its presentation of
sexuality, director Greg Mottola's wryly nostalgic romance takes
a benign view of its characters' frequent indulgence in
marijuana and reaches a morally unacceptable conclusion.
Nongraphic adulterous and premarital sexual activity, brief
partial nudity, repeated drug use, some sexual and fleeting
scatological humor, pervasive rough and crude language, and a
few uses of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under
17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"A Christmas Carol"
(Disney)
Rated "PG"
Lavish, well-crafted but frequently eerie 3-D animated
adaptation of Charles Dickens' classic 1843 novella in which
miserly misanthrope Ebenezer Scrooge (voice of Jim Carrey)
is urged to change his ways by the tortured specter of his
late business partner (voice of Gary Oldman) and by the
ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Yet to Come (all
voiced by Carrey. Though free of objectionable content, and
unabashed about the Christian context of its conversion
story, writer-director Robert Zemeckis' largely faithful
retelling features images and special effects likely to
disturb the most sensitive youngsters. Also shown in
Imax. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-I -- general patronage. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental
guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for
children.
"A Good Year" (Fox 2000)
Rated "PG-13"
Picturesque, leisurely paced comedy about a career-driven British
bond trader (Russell Crowe) who inherits a dilapidated chateau and
vineyard in France where as a child he had spent time with his
raffish uncle (Albert Finney). He decides to sell the property, only
to fall for the charms of the locale and a pretty cafe owner (Marion
Cottilard), while a young American (Abbie Cornish) shows up and
announces she's the uncle's illegitimate daughter. The film
represents a laid-back change of pace for both Crowe and director
Ridley Scott, but though old-fashioned romantic comedy is all too
rare the often lame humor and workaday script, adapted from Peter
Mayle's book, make for indifferent viewing. Frequent
conversational expletives and some profanity, a nongraphic
premarital encounter, some crass humor and innuendo. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"A
Lot Like Love" (Touchstone)
Rated PG-13"
Occasionally appealing but mostly forgettable romantic comedy about a
button-down Internet entrepreneur (Ashton Kutcher) and an impulsive free
spirit (Amanda Peet) who, after an anonymous sexual tryst on a cross-country
flight, continue to wander in and out of each other's life as they search
for love, only to be drawn closer together with each meeting. Directed by
Nigel Cole, the kismet-themed love story is weighed down by a predictable
opposites-attract plot and bland performances and its breezy message about
"taking chances" is dampened by its casual attitude toward premarital sex. Several sexual encounters, including one with shadowy nudity, drunkenness
and some crude language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
"A Mighty Heart" (Paramount Vantage)
Rated "R"
Tense recounting of the 2002 kidnapping of and frantic
search for Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl (Dan
Futterman) in Karachi, Pakistan, as seen through the eyes of
his pregnant wife, Mariane (Angelina Jolie), also a
journalist. Director Michael Winterbottom superbly captures
the tumult, and without histrionics (except for one searing
outpouring of grief), deftly embodies the courageous Mariane
Pearl who, after the tragic events, refused to succumb to
bitterness or vengeance. Several uses of the f-word under
duress, and a few other crude or crass words, fleeting
newsreel footage of bombings and some dead bodies including
a grim morgue image, a discreet torture scene, a brief
nongraphic bedroom scene and a verbal description of Pearl's
gruesome death. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"A Previous Engagement"
(Buccaneer)
Rated "O"
A Seattle librarian (Juliet Stevenson), on holiday in Malta with
her dull, inattentive husband (Daniel Stern), plans to
rendezvous with her suave French lover (Tcheky Karyo) from 25
years earlier. Even allowing for its often farcical structure,
writer-director Joan Carr-Wiggin's story, which strives for a
light, whimsical tone, never seems remotely grounded in reality
as the best comedies should be, the generally capable cast is
undermined by dialogue that rarely rings true, and the narrative
is marred by a shallow moral tone. Adultery, rough language,
crude expressions, the acceptability of premarital sex and
divorce, and brief drug use. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive. Not rated
by the Motion Picture Association of America.
"The A-Team" (Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Explosively noisy, stunt-laden, cheesy and somehow engrossing
film based on the 1980s TV series without that program's
self-mocking humor. Director Joe Carnahan, who also scripted
along with Brian Bloom and Skip Woods, reinvents the story line
as sort of a video game, with Liam Neeson, Quinton Jackson,
Bradley Cooper, and Sharlto Copley playing four Army Rangers,
all specialists in covert missions, framed in Iraq for a crime
they didn't commit, then escaping from prison to clear their
names and seize the CIA operative who set them up. Some
fleeting crass and crude language, most of it before the opening
credits are over, a fleeting reference to premarital sex, and
abundant explosions and gunfire. The Catholic News Service
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
The
Adventures
of
Ociee
Nash
(Flying
Zebra)
Rated
“G”
"The
Adventures
of Ociee
Nash”
is
a
family-friendly
drama
set
in
1898
which
follows
the
modest
adventures
of
a
tomboyish
9-year-old
(Skyler
Day)
who,
leaving
behind
her
widowed
father
(Keith
Carradine),
travels
from
rural
Mississippi
to
North
Carolina
in
order
to
live
with
an
aunt
(Mare
Winningham)
who
is
set
on
teaching
her
to
become
a
"proper
young
lady."
Along
the
way
she
rubs
elbows
with
such
historical
personalities
as
President
McKinley
(Daniel Burnley)
and
the
Wright
brothers
(Ty
Pennington
and
Sean
Daniels).
Directed
by
Kristen McGary
and
based
on
Milam
McGraw
Propst's
children's
novel,
"A
Flower
Blooms
on
Charlotte
Street,"
the
film
scores
points
for
its
disarmingly
old-time-values
tone
but,
sadly,
neither
its
homespun
charm
nor
its
refreshingly
wholesome
message
can
fully
mask
its
flat
writing
and
performances. The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-I
--
general
patronage.
"The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl in
3-D" (Dimension)
Rated "PG"
Entertaining family fantasy
about a picked-on 10-year-old (Cayden Boyd) with a fertile imagination
who finds himself recruited by the superheroes he created in his
daydreams -- Shark Boy (Taylor Lautner) and Lava Girl (Taylor Dooley) --
and blasts off on a mission to save a distant world from the sinister
machinations of Mr. Electric (George Lopez). Directed by Robert
Rodriguez from characters created by his 10-year-old son, this
kid-friendly film is full of whimsical visuals but the gimmicky 3-D
effects distract from what is otherwise a genial tale about the
importance of imagination and fostering creativity. Some light comic
book violence and mildly rude humor. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Aeon Flux"
(Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Stylish but nonsensical sci-fi action adventure set in a distant future
where the last remnant of a plague-thinned humanity lives in a walled,
socially engineered "perfect" society, and centers on a female assassin
(a cat-suit-clad Charlize Theron) conflicted about her assigned target:
the utopia's totalitarian ruler (Marton Csokas), whom she senses holds
the secret to the unexplained disappearance of citizens as well as to
her own shrouded past. Directed by Karyn Kusama and based on the popular
series of MTV animated shorts, the film's "Matrix"-style acrobatics and
visual panache can't disguise emotional flatness and a barely coherent
script littered with video-game carnage. Much stylized violence,
brief gore and a sexual encounter. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"African Cats" (Disneynature)
Rated "G"
Actor Samuel L. Jackson narrates this impressive nature
documentary charting the varied fortunes of a pride of lions and
a clan of cheetahs living on the savannah in Kenya's Masai Mara
National Reserve. Splendid landscape footage and remarkably
detailed animal close-ups provide the whole family with a
top-quality cinematic safari. Directors Keith Scholey and
Alastair Fothergill discreetly spare younger viewers the
nitty-gritty of predatory behavior, though not the harsh
Darwinian dynamic that ruthlessly eliminates the weak -- however
sympathetic. The Catholic News Service classification is A-I
-- general patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is G -- general audiences. All ages admitted.
"After
the
Sunset"
(New
Line)
Rated
"PG-13"
Lackluster
caper
directed
by
Brett
Ratner
about
a
master
thief
(Pierce
Brosnan)
who,
after
calling
it
quits
and
retiring
to
a
tropical
island
with
his
sexy
accomplice
(Salma
Hayek),
is
tempted
to
steal
a
priceless
gem
aboard
a
cruise
ship
docked
in
port,
while
being
watched
by
an
FBI
agent
(Woody
Harrelson)
gunning
to
nail
him.
Despite
good
cat-and-mouse
chemistry
between
Brosnan
and
Harrelson,
the
film's
warmed-over
premise
doesn't
really
contribute
anything
new
to
the
heist
genre
and
in
making
light
of
the
felonies
committed
suggests
that
crime
pays
handsomely.
A
glamorized
portrayal
of
larceny,
crime
without
consequence,
brief
violence,
several
implied
sexual
encounters
and
some
racy
images,
as
well
as
an
instance
of
rough
language
and
intermittent
crude
language.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
L
--
limited
adult
audience,
films
whose
problematic
content
many
adults
would
find
troubling.
"The Air I Breathe"
(THINKFilm)
Rated "R"
Energetic but seamy study of characters trapped
by their own passions through four
interconnected stories involving a gangster
(Andy Garcia), a reckless gambler (Forest
Whitaker) who's in debt to him, his vulgar
nephew (Emile Hirsch), one of his enforcers
(Brendan Fraser), a popular singer whose career
he controls (Sarah Michelle Geller), and a
doctor (Kevin Bacon) who's desperate to make
contact with the pop star. Director Jieho Lee's
film, though it shows marks of craftsmanship,
ultimately registers as contrived, as well as
excessively gory, with a nonstop stream of
four-letter words. Graphic violence,
including mutilation and beatings, upper female
and rear nudity, themes of suicide, prostitution
and abortion, pervasive rough and frequent crude
and crass language, two uses of profanity,
sexual references and innuendo. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is
R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"Akeelah and the Bee" (Lionsgate)
Rated "PG"
Irresistible story about a South Los Angeles 11-year-old loner (Keke
Palmer) who reluctantly agrees to compete in a national spelling bee -- under
the tutelage of an emotionally fragile English professor (Laurence Fishburne)
against the initial wishes of her hard-working mother (Angela Bassett), who
worries the endeavor will interfere with the girl's flagging grades in other
subjects. Writer-director Doug Atchison handles Akeelah's journey of
self-discovery and growing empowerment deftly and builds suspense on the way to
a satisfying if unabashedly formulaic conclusion, helped by his first-rate
leads, and inspiring messages about conquering fears, winning by honest means,
the strength of community, and, above all, the beauty and potency of words. A
few crass expressions and a single use of a four-letter word can't detract from
an overall warm endorsement for all audiences. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage.
"Alexander"
(Warner
Bros.)
Rated
"R"
Ambitious
historical
epic
which
explores
the
life
of
Alexander
the
Great
(Colin
Farrell),
the
fabled
fourth-century
B.C.
Macedonian
conqueror,
chronicling
his
rise
to
power,
stunning
military
victories
and
empire
expansion,
with
breaks
in
the
sword-and-sandal
action
for
some
Freudian
forays
into
his
bisexuality
and
estranged
relationship
with
his
conniving
mother
(Angelina
Jolie)
and
roughhewn
royal
father
(Val
Kilmer).
Though
this
"Alexander"
is
far
from
great,
director
Oliver
Stone's
visually
impressive
film
features
spectacular,
though
graphic,
battles
and
lavish
re-creations
of
antiquity
which
somewhat
balance
its
epic
flaws,
which
include
campy
acting
and
dialogue,
a
plodding
pace
and
an
interminable
running
time
of
three
hours. Strong
battlefield
violence
and
associated
gore,
an
attempted
rape,
several
implied
gay
sexual
situations,
one
involving
shadowy
rear
nudity,
an
explicit
straight
bedroom
scene
and
generalized
background
debauchery.
The USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
L
--
limited
adult
audience,
films
whose
problematic
content
many
adult
would
find
troubling.
"Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker"
(Weinstein)
Rated "PG"
Adequately entertaining action adventure based on the first volume
of the popular children's book series by Anthony Horowitz, about a
London teen (Alex Pettyfer) who, after learning that his recently
deceased uncle (Ewan McGregor) was a secret agent for the British
government, is recruited into the spy biz to investigate a shadowy
American billionaire (Mickey Rourke) who's planning to use his
high-tech "stormbreaker" computer to unleash global death. Despite a
lightweight script padded with chases and explosions, director
Geoffrey Sax keeps the action fast-paced and the tone amusingly
campy, though some of the story elements may be a bit grim for some
young viewers. Some nongraphic action violence and scenes of
peril. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Alfie"
(Paramount)
Rated
"R"
Successfully
competing
with
fond
memories
of
the
1966
Michael
Caine
English
film,
this
new
version,
set
in
Manhattan,
features
a
superb
Jude
Law
as
the
womanizing
cad
whose
callous
ways
eventually
catch
up
with
him.
Charles
Shyer's
beautifully
crafted
remake
--
an
exceedingly
moral
film
even
as
it
features
a
most
amoral
antihero
--
follows
the
titular
Cockney
limo
driver
as
he
makes
his
amorous
way
through
his
best
friend's
girl
(Nia
Long),
a
wealthy
older
society
matron
(Susan
Sarandon),
a
married
woman
(Jane
Krakowski),
a
free-spirited
party
girl
(Sienna
Miller)
and
a
single
mom
(Marisa
Tomei),
before
feeling
the
emptiness
of
his
self-centered
life.
Some
rough
and
crude
language,
strong
sexual
content,
nudity
and
recreational
drug
use.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
L
--
limited
adult
audience,
films
whose
problematic
content
many
adults
would
find
troubling.
The
Motion
Picture
Association
of
America
rating
is
R
--
restricted.
"Alice in Wonderland"
(Disney)
Rated "PG"
Very loosely inspired by, but not recklessly departing from,
Lewis Carroll's famous books, this 3-D fantasy-adventure mixes
animation and live action as it follows its plucky Victorian
heroine (Mia Wasikowska) -- here a 19-year-old -- down the
rabbit hole into a strange, nonsensical realm where she
conspires with the Mad Hatter (Johnny Depp) and various frazzled
fauna to end the despotic rule of the Red Queen (Helena Bonham
Carter). Although younger viewers will be frightened by certain
sequences, director Tim Burton refrains from indulging in the
more macabre or avant-garde aspects of the tale; and yet, while
it conveys a salubrious message with vaguely Christian echoes,
the film's aesthetic impact is lessened by the lack of a
coherent visual style. Sequences of fantasy action and
violence, including a skewered animal eyeball, human characters
striking one another; images of mild animal cruelty, some
discussion of beheadings, a character smoking a water pipe and
one instance of light profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG --
parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable
for children.
"Aliens in the Attic"
(Fox/Regency)
Rated "PG"
Mostly harmless comic adventure in which a group of young
cousins (principally Carter Jenkins, Austin Butler and Ashley
Tisdale) battle a quartet of aggressive extraterrestrials
(voices of Josh Peck, J.K. Simmons, Thomas Haden Church and Kari
Wahlgren) who've invaded their vacation home as a preliminary
step to world domination. Director John Schultz's mildly
diverting fantasy offers lessons about family unity and the
value of education, but also includes dialogue inappropriate for
younger viewers, who might otherwise enjoy it most. A few
sexual references, occasional innuendo and at least one crass
term. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some
material may not be suitable for children.
Alien
vs.
Predator
(20th
Century
Fox)
Rated "PG-13
-- parents are strongly cautioned."
Horror
film
fans
have
always
loved
a
good
monster
mash.
Hollywood
heavyweight
bouts
have
included
"Frankenstein
Meets
the
Wolfman"
(1943),
"King
Kong
vs.
Godzilla"
(1962)
and,
of
a
more
recent
vintage,
"Freddy
vs.
Jason"
(2003).
Add
to
the
frightfest
fight
card
"Alien
vs.
Predator,"
a
cross-pollinating
of
two
popular
sci-fi
franchises
which
had
been
percolating
in
development
offices
for
10
years
before
making
its
way
to
the
big
screen.
Unfortunately,
it
wasn't
worth
the
wait.
In
the
film,
a
team
of
scientists
and
mercenaries
(including
Sanaa
Lathan
and
Raoul
Bova)
are
hired
by
a
billionaire
industrialist
(Lance
Henriksen,
who
also
appeared
in
the
1986
"Alien"
sequel
"Aliens")
to
explore
a
mysterious
ancient
pyramid
which
is
discovered
buried
far
beneath
the
Antarctic
ice
cap.
Once
there,
the
expedition
members
find
themselves
live
bait
in
a
battle
royal
between
the
two
eponymous
space
species
sparring
for
bragging
rights
in
the
galaxy.
Some
scenes
push
the
boundaries
of
the
film's
PG-13
rating,
much
of
the
carnage
occurs
off
screen.
Due
to
gory
action
violence,
an
instance
of
rough
language
and
scattered
crude
expressions,
the
USCCB
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem" (20th
Century Fox)
Rated "R"
Limp sequel to 2004's "Alien vs. Predator," set in a remote Colorado town having
the misfortune to be near where a Predator spacecraft full of the slimy,
fast-breeding, insectlike aliens (seen in five previous films) crash-lands.
Directing brothers Colin and Greg Strause and screenwriter Shane Salerno opt for
stale, predictable chaos rather than originality, and the Predator, a rogue
warrior whose powers include invisibility, is reduced to plodding through a
sewer. Brief partial nudity; rough, crude and profane language, nearly all of it
by fighting teenagers; a very brief attempted seduction by a teenage girl; and
aliens who, as expected, pop out of a couple of rubbery human midsections; but
most of the gore consists of special-effects blood splashing on windows. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find troubling. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"All About Steve" (Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Tiresome romantic comedy about a motormouthed, trivia-spouting
crossword-puzzle writer (Sandra Bullock) whose isolated life is
transformed when she falls instantly for a TV news cameraman
(Bradley Cooper) she meets on a blind date, her obsessive love
prompting her first to throw herself at him in a bid for
immediate intimacy, then to dog him from one news event to the
next, egged on, as a practical joke, by a vain reporter (Thomas
Haden Church) for his network. Director Phil Traill's feature
debut is hobbled by a central character whose supposed
quirkiness is grating rather than endearing and, a few digs at
media excess aside, neither the humor nor the more serious
moments affirming individuality and emotional sensitivity
succeed. Nongraphic nonmarital sexual activity, some sexual
humor and references, a half-dozen uses of profanity, frequent
crude or crass language, and an obscene gesture. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"All the King's Men" (Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Uneven remake of Robert Penn Warren's 1946 Pulitzer-Prize winner set
in the 1950s, about a rabble-rousing everyman (Sean Penn) who rises
from obscurity, railing against political corruption, and is elected
governor of Louisiana, only to be polluted by power once he's in
office; and the idealistic journalist (Jude Law) who falls under his
spell. Written and directed by Steven Zaillian, the handsomely
crafted morality tale -- loosely based on the life of Depression-era
Louisiana Gov. Huey P. Long -- explores the means and ends of power,
but Penn's passionate and committed performance is undermined by an
opaque script. A violent shooting, implied adultery, a suicide, a
bedroom encounter with shadowy side nudity, a provocative nightclub
performance, some mildly crude language, profanity and racial slurs.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be nappropriate for
children under 13.
"Alone in the Dark" (Lions Gate)
Rated "R"
Insufferably inane sci-fi action film directed by Uwe Boll about a
paranormal detective (Christian Slater), who in investigating the
disappearances of several missing people uncovers a plot by a mad scientist
to open a virtual portal to hell which will unleash an evil race of savage
creatures on the world. Based on the popular video game, the ludicrous film
is as incoherent as it is violent, and is full of bafflingly bad acting and
risible dialogue. Excessive gratuitous violence and gore, a suicide, an
implied sexual encounter, as well as much rough and crude language and
profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O --
morally offensive.
"Alpha and Omega" (Lionsgate)
Rated "PG"
Opposites are forced to become allies when two kidnapped wolves, disciplined and
serious Kate (voice of Hayden Panettiere) and free-spirited, fun-loving Humphrey
(voice of Justin Long), embark on a challenging journey to find their way home.
Despite colorful animation and eye-popping 3-D effects, co-directors Anthony
Bell and Ben Gluck's adventure falls back upon a tired -- but kid-approved --
formula of bathroom humor, slapstick action and wisecracking characters. The
potty jokes aside, this is basically harmless fun for the entire family. The
Catholic News Service classification is A-I -- general patronage. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested.
"Alpha Dog" (Universal)
Rated "R"
Extremely ugly drama, set amid the drug culture of affluent youths
in Los Angeles and loosely based on true events, about a teenage
dealer (Emile Hirsch) who, together with his clique (including
Justin Timberlake), abducts the kid brother (Anton Yelchin) of a
rival (Ben Foster) who owes him money, triggering unforeseen
complications as their scheme spirals out of control.
Writer-director Nick Cassavetes effectively conveys the nihilism and
morally vacant lifestyles of his disaffected youths -- an indictment
of irresponsible parenting as much as the corrosive influence of
much of today's pop culture -- but the story is emotionally
uninvolving and the overall raw tone and incessant sordidness, while
perhaps accurately reflecting reality, are excessive. Pervasive
rough and sexually explicit language, some strong violence,
recurring drug content, delinquent behavior, several sexual
situations with partial nudity, one involving minors, underage
drinking and smoking, as well as scattered profanity and racial
epithets. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
O -- morally offensive.
"Alvin and the
Chipmunks" (Fox)
Rated "PG"
Entertaining comedy with music in which the three
familiar animated warblers (voiced by Justin Long,
Matthew Gray Gubler and Jesse McCartney) befriend a
failing ad man and would-be composer (Jason Lee) and
inspire him to write a hit Christmas song which they
record, while also trying to reunite him with the
ex-girlfriend (Cameron Richardson) to whom he could not
commit, before then being tempted away by a greedy
record producer (David Cross) who seeks to exploit them.
Director Tim Hill's film is full of enjoyable chaos, yet
manages to send messages about family solidarity and
rule keeping that parents will appreciate. Some crude
and scatological humor. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some
material may not be suitable for children.
"Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked"
(Fox)
Rated "G"
This weak, slapstick-laden -- but not unwholesome -- third entry
in the Chipmunks series has the titular rodent rap stars (voiced
by Justin Long, Matthew Gray Gubler and Jesse McCartney) and
their distaff counterparts the Chipettes (voices of Amy Poehler,
Anna Faris and Christina Applegate) misbehaving on a cruise ship
and winding up on a remote Caribbean island, where they help
another castaway (Jenny Slate) and learn some lessons in
maturity and responsibility. As he blends animation and live
action, director Mike Mitchell piles on the pratfalls -- along
with references to other similarly themed media offerings, from
the TV show "Lost" to Tom Hanks' 2000 big-screen drama "Cast
Away." The Catholic News Service classification is A-I --
general patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is G -- general audiences. All ages admitted.
"Alvin
and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel" (Fox)
Rated "PG"
Harmless but mostly routine comedy with music, mixing animation and
live action, in which the familiar trio of harmonizing rodents
(voices of Justin Long, Matthew Gray Gubler and Jesse McCartney)
have a series of slapstick misadventures, eventually winding up in
the inept care of a gadget-obsessed slacker (Zachary Levi), becoming
school students, and entering a singing competition that pits them
against a group of chipmunk divas (voices of Amy Poehler, Anna Faris
and Christina Applegate). A bit of gently rude humor aside, director
Betty Thomas' extension of the 50-year-old franchise, which includes
hit recordings, a pair of TV cartoon series and this feature's 2007
predecessor, "Alvin and the Chipmunks," is unobjectionable, though
its positive lessons about choosing loyalty over selfishness come
wrapped in an entertainment package that feels somewhat shopworn.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I --
general patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America rating
is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be
suitable for children.
"ATL"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Familiar but satisfying coming-of-age-in-the-'hood drama set in Atlanta
about a 17-year-old aspiring graphic artist (Tip Harris) forced to
shoulder the load of raising himself and his wayward kid brother (Evan
Ross) after their parents' death, a burden complicated by the younger
boy's involvement with a local drug dealer and his own budding,
star-crossed romance. His only release is roller skating with his
friends (including Jackie Long). Despite a cliched script, director
Chris Robinson's film is visually vibrant and wins over your emotions
with its appealing performances and positive themes about the bonds of
family and friendship, owning up to responsibilities, holding on to
dreams and taking pride in your roots. Some violence and sexual
situations, including an implied encounter between minors, suggestive
roller-skating choreography, drug content, an instance of rough language
and some crude language and humor. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Amazing Grace" (Samuel
Goldwyn/Roadside)
Rated "PG"
Compelling historical biography about William Wilberforce (a dynamic
Ioan Gruffudd), the great 18th century British abolitionist, who
with the help of the young British Prime Minister William Pitt
(Benedict Cumberbatch), and other like-minded friends in Parliament
and elsewhere (Rufus Sewell, Michael Gambon, Albert Finney, Youssou
N'Dour), managed -- after tireless and courageous struggle -- to
pass an anti-slave trade bill in Parliament. With its solid
performances, accessible script and handsome production design,
director Michael Apted's film recalls some of the best historical
dramas from Hollywood's golden age, and is all the more admirable
for its unabashed portrait of a passionate man of God. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents.
"An
American Affair" (Screen Media)
Rated "R"
Odd coming-of-age tale, set in 1963 Washington, about a
13-year-old Catholic schoolboy (Cameron Bright) who spies on,
and becomes obsessed with, a free-spirited artist (Gretchen Mol)
who lives in his neighborhood, despite being warned against her
by his otherwise indifferent parents (Perrey Reeves and Noah
Wyle). Director William Sten Olsson's cliche-ridden feature
debut, which promotes wayward values while trashing nuns and
parochial education, clumsily attempts to graft Camelot-era
historical events -- the painter is one of President Kennedy's
mistresses and the ex-wife of a CIA agent (Mark Pellegrino) --
onto a personal narrative of adolescent sexual yearning and
aspirations for independence. Brief graphic adulterous sexual
activity, masturbation, voyeurism, upper female nudity, a
pornographic image, some rough and crude language, and a couple
of uses of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Amelia" (Fox Searchlight)
Rated "PG"
Hilary Swank portrays aviatrix Amelia Earhart in a handsome,
mellifluous biography suitable for viewing by multiple
generations yet which nevertheless fails to soar as an adventure
or romance. No one could expect director Mira Nair, using two
literary biographies as source material, to offer the definitive
take on Earhart's personality, let alone solve the mystery of
her disappearance over the Pacific in 1937, but the vague
insights into her character and relationships, both with husband
George Putnam (Richard Gere) and intimate friend Gene Vidal
(Ewan McGregor), though ultimately affirming the bonds of
marriage, prove frustrating, particularly coupled with the
film's lack of sustenance for aviation buffs. Discreetly
handled adulterous and premarital sexual situations, one
instance of crass language, and one use of profanity. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults
and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may
not be suitable for children.
"The American"
(Focus)
Rated "R"
A professional assassin (George Clooney) flees to Italy in search of healing and
a better life, only to discover that it's hard to shake his past. He falls for
the proverbial prostitute with a heart of gold (Violante Placido), and receives
moral advice from the flawed but sympathetic local priest (Paolo Bonacelli), but
must ultimately find his own way. Although the serious intent of the filmmakers
is clear, director Anton Corbijn's adaptation of Martin Booth's novel "A Very
Private Gentleman" makes for a dark, brooding and lethargic film that features
graphic sexuality and an insubstantial treatment of Christian morality, only
skirting the implications of its main character's profoundly sinful situation.
Bloody violence including multiple shootings, full-frontal female and partial
male nudity, and explicit scenes of nonmarital sex. The Catholic News Service
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content
many adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"American
Dreamz" (Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Fairly amusing satire of fame and politics as a would-be terrorist (Sam
Golzari) enamored of American show tunes winds up on an "American
Idol"-like talent show, where his Afghan superiors expect him to kill
the U.S. president (Dennis Quaid) who is appearing as a celebrity judge
to boost his image, while the show's host (Hugh Grant) falls for a
"white trash" contestant from Ohio (Mandy Moore). The performances,
including those of Marcia Gay Harden and Willem Dafoe, are good, and
director-writer Paul Weitz carefully avoids most of the pitfalls of such
a premise with a surprisingly sweet-natured story with no real villains,
though the salvos about the today's vapid pop culture, the public's
misplaced priorities, the need for understanding of our "enemies," and
the obscenity of war could sometimes be more sharply focused.
Scattered instances of four-letter words, profanity, and sexual and
crass expressions, an implied premarital coupling and a suicide. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"American Gangster"
(Universal)
Rated "R"
Gritty, chaotically filmed 1970s New York true life story about
a scrupulously honest if womanizing cop (Russell Crowe)
investigating a notorious drug kingpin (Denzel Washington) who's
shipping heroin from Thailand to the States in Vietnam War
soldiers' body bags all the while posing as an upstanding family
man. Director Ridley Scott, working from Steven Zaillian's
fact-based script, captures the tumultuous era's spirit and
skillfully counterbalances the prosperous criminal with the
struggling hero, but the squalid milieu and strong violence will
not be to everyone's taste, despite a moderately redemptive
ending. Pervasive rough language and profanity, racial epithets,
upper female nudity, adultery, a graphic sexual encounter without nudity,
violence, murder, suicide, brief torture and drug dealing. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"American
Gun" (IFC)
Rated "R"
Disjointed, intermittently forceful drama that examines America's gun
culture through the lens of three unrelated, but thematically linked,
stories: an Oregon single mother (Marcia Gay Harden) and her teenage son
(Christopher Marquette) struggling to cope with festering emotions three
years after her older boy went on a Columbine-style shooting rampage and
committed suicide; a Chicago principal (Forest Whitaker) trying to keep
weapons out of his high school, while ignoring troubles at home; and a
soft-spoken Virginian gunsmith (Donald Sutherland) at a loss over his
granddaughter's (Linda Cardellini) remoteness. Director Aric Avelino
follows the multiple narrative template of films like "Traffic" and
"Crash," but despite earnestly showing how gun violence can have a
domino effect in communities and wreak devastation beyond the immediate
victims, the stories never coalesce into a cohesive whole, despite solid
performances across the board. Several instances of violence,
including a graphic shooting and a suggested attempted gang rape, a
brief glimpse of a dead body and a few other disturbing images, a vulgar
gesture, as well as much rough and crude language. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"An American Haunting"
(After Dark)
Rated "PG-13"
Spookily atmospheric, well-acted
thriller based on the "true story" of the "Bell Witch" case, the only
documented case in the U.S. of a spirit causing the death of a person,
as the Bells, an 1818 Tennessee couple (Donald Sutherland and Sissy
Spacek) battle ghostly horrors in their home and the possession of their
daughter (Rachel Hurd-Ward), after a woman thought to be a witch curses
the family. Writer-director Courtney Solomon builds up an atmosphere of
heady suspense that never lets up, and although there's lots of
generalized demonic violence, there's little bloodshed. Some intensely
violent episodes including a hair-raising wolf attack, an attempted
suicide, questioning of God's existence and omnipotence, and subtle
sexual revelations of an adult nature. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"The Amityville
Horror" (MGM)
Rated "R"
Schlocky and unnecessarily grisly remake of the 1979 horror movie based on
the alleged true experiences of a Long Island couple (Ryan Reynolds and
Melissa George) who, along with their three children, move into a spooky new
home with a suspiciously low asking price and an evil past involving its
former residents -- a family slaughtered in their beds by their demonically
possessed son. Directed by Andrew Douglas, the movie has a few jolts but
lacks any real suspense and ultimately unravels into a muddled stew of
sensory overload and confusion. Strong gratuitous violence and gore,
torture images, a sexual encounter with shadowy nudity, several scenes of
child peril, brief drug content and recurring rough language and profanity.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive.
Anacondas:
The
Hunt
for
the
Blood
Orchid
(Screen
Gems)
Rated
“PG-13”
"Anacondas:
The
Hunt
for
the
Blood
Orchid)
is
an
atrocious
action
thriller
about
a
scientific
expedition
(including
Johnny Messner
and
Kadee
Strickland)
sent
to
Borneo
by
a
pharmaceutical
company
to
search
for
a
rare
flower
with
fountain-of-youth
medicinal
qualities,
but
winds
up
lost
deep
in
a
jungle
slithering
with
giant
man-eating
snakes.
Made
sillier
by
the
fact
that
anacondas
are
not
indigenous
to
Borneo,
director
Dwight Little's
sequel
manages
to
squeeze
out
a
few
cheap
screams
but,
for
the
most
part,
the
cheesy
dialogue
is
scarier
than
the
hokey
computer-animated
constrictors
and
the
best
acting
is
done
by
a
rhesus
monkey.
Because
of
recurring
action
violence,
some
scary
images,
a
crude
gesture,
an
instance
of
rough
language
and
scattered
crass
expressions
and
sexual
innuendo,
the
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"An American Affair" (Screen Media)
Rated "R"
Odd coming-of-age tale, set in 1963 Washington, about a 13-year-old Catholic
schoolboy (Cameron Bright) who spies on, and becomes obsessed with, a
free-spirited artist (Gretchen Mol) who lives in his neighborhood, despite being
warned against her by his otherwise indifferent parents (Perrey Reeves and Noah
Wyle). Director William Sten Olsson's cliche-ridden feature debut, which
promotes wayward values while trashing nuns and parochial education, clumsily
attempts to graft Camelot-era historical events -- the painter is one of
President Kennedy's mistresses and the ex-wife of a CIA agent (Mark Pellegrino)
-- onto a personal narrative of adolescent sexual yearning and aspirations for
independence. Brief graphic adulterous sexual activity, masturbation, voyeurism,
upper female nudity, a pornographic image, some rough and crude language, and a
couple of uses of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or
adult guardian.
"An American Carol"
(Vivendi/Mpower)
Rated "PG-13"
Heavy-handed conservative satire in which a left-wing,
America-hating filmmaker (Kevin Farley), out to abolish the
Fourth of July, is visited by the ghosts of some of the nation's
past leaders (Chriss Anglin, Kelsey Grammer and Jon Voight) who
urge him to repent. Director and co-writer David Zucker's
slapdash reworking of Charles Dickens is too busy hectoring to
score many comic points. Brief partial nudity, some sexual
and brief scatological humor, some crude language, one use of
profanity and vulgar gestures. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"An American Haunting"
(After Dark)
Rated "PG-13"
Spookily atmospheric, well-acted
thriller based on the "true story" of the "Bell Witch" case, the only
documented case in the U.S. of a spirit causing the death of a person,
as the Bells, an 1818 Tennessee couple (Donald Sutherland and Sissy
Spacek) battle ghostly horrors in their home and the possession of their
daughter (Rachel Hurd-Ward), after a woman thought to be a witch curses
the family. Writer-director Courtney Solomon builds up an atmosphere of
heady suspense that never lets up, and although there's lots of
generalized demonic violence, there's little bloodshed. Some intensely
violent episodes including a hair-raising wolf attack, an attempted
suicide, questioning of God's existence and omnipotence, and subtle
sexual revelations of an adult nature. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Annapolis"
(Touchstone)
Rated "PG-13"
Diverting but derivative drama about a scrappy shipyard worker (an
appealing James Franco), who, after being accepted to the U.S. Naval
Academy, must prove his mettle while training for the school's boxing
tournament against his no-nonsense drill instructor (Tyrese Gibson).
Though director Justin Lin's adrenalized climax achieves its desired
rousing effect, this retread of "An Officer and a Gentleman" is hollow
and formulaic. Brutal boxing sequences, an attempted suicide, some
sexually crude language and humor, as well as profanity. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
Anchorman:
The Legend of Ron Burgundy
(DreamWorks)
Rated
"
PG-13"
Parents
are
strongly
cautioned.
Some
material
may
be
inappropriate
for
children
under
13.
The old boys' club gets clubbed when a
feisty blonde joins an all-male TV news team in
the lackluster spoof "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron
Burgundy." It's 1970s'
San Diego
and local ratings champ Ron (Will Ferrell) is full
of himself, as are his moronic anchor-desk
sidekicks, Champ (David Koechner), Brian (Paul
Rudd) and Brick (Steve Carell). They act out as if
they are 11, which is probably their combined IQ
as well. The clueless quartet is instantly threatened
when competent journalist Veronica (Christina
Applegate) is hired and refuses to be relegated to
covering cat fashions. In response, the guys,
imagining themselves to be superstuds, make their
clumsy passes and sexist wisecracks to her deaf
ears and rolling eyes -- that is, until Ron shows
Veronica how he plays the jazz flute.
Inexplicably, she suddenly turns dumb blonde and
lets him play with her. However, their little fling soon flops once
Ron is late for the newscast and Veronica smartly
subs for him. He's enraged, but she's promoted to
co-anchor -- and the four fellows do all they can
to make her stumble on-air. Veronica gets the last laugh, however, when
Ron reads the outrageous news copy she altered on
the teleprompter and he suffers the consequences. It would take a pit full of snarling bears to
bring these two back together. A lame script and the stale chauvinist
stereotypes that populate writer-director Adam
McKay's comedy make for mostly dull viewing.
Although Ferrell fans are likely to feel otherwise
and Applegate handles her role with aplomb, this
is a one-joke premise that's fine for a skit but
is too much of a stretch for movie length. One can't help but remember how much better
the sitcom, "The Mary Tyler Moore Show," fleshed
out a similar newsroom situation with weekly wit
and three-dimensional characters. Here the humor
is puerile, yet too adult in its references and
language to be appropriate for the 10- to
15-year-old mentality that would enjoy it. To its credit, the movie mocks the sexist
attitudes that prevailed when women first sought
equal status as on-air TV reporters and
co-anchors. But satire succeeds when it's sharp,
not insipid, and "Anchorman" is weighed down by
its sheer silliness. Because of an implied affair, several sexual
references and crude expressions, occasional
profanity and an instance of rough language, the
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"Angels & Demons"
(Sony/Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Highly improbable but mindlessly entertaining sequel to "The Da
Vinci Code" adapted from Dan Brown's prequel written in
2000 -- in which religious symbologist Robert Langdon (Tom
Hanks) and a scientist (Ayelet Zurer) join forces with a church
official (Ewan McGregor) to try to prevent the destruction of
the Vatican and the murder of a quartet of kidnapped cardinals
by following a trail of clues left across Rome by the secretive
Illuminati cult of anti-Catholic intellectuals. Though director
Ron Howard has toned down some of the book's most egregious
elements, the historical church is still portrayed as a
relentless and at times violent foe of science, but the film
ends on a positive note from a faith perspective and the final
image of the church is relatively positive. Much action
violence, some grisly murders, factually dodgy church history
and ritual, some crass language and a profanity, and a suicide.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some
material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Ant
Bully" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG"
Whimsically entertaining computer animated fable about a young boy
(voiced by Zack Tyler Eisen) who, in response to havoc wreaked on an
anthill in his front yard, is magically shrunk to bug size by an ant
wizard (voiced by Nicolas Cage), put on trial and sentenced to remain
miniaturized until he makes amends, which he does by saving the lawn's
insect population from annihilation at the hands of a gung-ho
exterminator (Paul Giamatti). Written and directed by John A. Davis from
the John Nickle children's book, the pixilated parable wraps its
might-doesn't-make-right moral and agreeable life lessons in vibrantly
imaginative visuals, though the performances of the A-list voice talent
(including Julia Roberts and Meryl Streep, in addition to Cage) are
bland and the writing is less than sharp. A few instances of mildly
crude language and humor and a menacing sequence that may be scary for
very young children. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-I -- general patronage.
"Apocalypto" (Touchstone)
Rated "R"
Visually bold but extremely bloody action-adventure set in
15th-century Central America about the desperate odyssey of a jungle
tribesman (Rudy Youngblood) to get back to his pregnant wife (Dalia
Hernandez) and child after he and other members of his tribe are
taken captive by the ruling Mayans following the massacre of his
village. In what is essentially a chase movie, director Mel Gibson
impressively re-creates the world of the Mayans -- the sights,
sounds and savagery -- using an indigenous cast speaking entirely in
Mayan dialects, but the intoxicating imagery and human drama are
undermined by so much gore that, even if historically accurate, the
cumulative result registers as gratuitous. Intense and graphic
violence, including scenes of slaughter, human sacrifice, beheadings
and a man being mauled by a jaguar, disturbing images, some sexual
humor and innuendo, a suggested marital encounter, partial nudity,
an instance of rough language and a few crude expressions. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"Anonymous"
Rated "PG-13"
Director Roland Emmerich takes up the old but debunked
conspiracy theory that William Shakespeare was a fraud, twisting
history to suit a screenplay (by John Orloff) that is
preposterous, lewd and farcical. We meet the "real" author of
Shakespeare's works, Edward de Vere (Rhys Ifans), the 17th earl
of Oxford, as a child prodigy, performing his "A Midsummer
Night's Dream" for the young Queen Elizabeth (Joely Richardson).
Time passes, Edward writes dozens of manuscripts in secret, has
an adulterous affair with the queen, and enlists playwright Ben
Jonson (Sebastian Armesto) to stage his works. Enter
unscrupulous -- and illiterate -- actor Will Shakespeare (Rafe
Spall), who blackmails Edward and usurps his place in literary
history. Several incestuous and adulterous relationships,
nongraphic premarital sexual activity, some bloody violence. The
Catholic News Service classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Apollo 18"
(Dimension/Weinstein)
Rated "PG-13"
An inventive horror film presented -- in the spirit of "The Blair
Witch Project" -- as a documentary, purporting to tell the story of a
top-secret mission to the moon, and why we dare not return there anytime
soon. Christmas 1973 finds NASA preparing the titular spacecraft and
training its eager astronauts (most prominently Warren Christie and
Lloyd Owen). Once on the lunar surface, Owen's character goes walkabout,
stumbles upon footprints and a dead Soviet cosmonaut, and the fun, so to
speak, begins. Before long things start to go bump in the night, shrieks
are heard, and creepy crawlies are on the march as Spanish director
Gonzalo Lopez-Gallego's Hollywood debut morphs into a monster movie.
Sporadic but intense moments of terror and fleeting profane and crude
language. The Catholic News Service classification is A-III -- adults.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children
under 13.
"Appaloosa" (Warner
Bros./New Line)
Rated "R"
Well-acted throwback to the westerns of yore as a city marshal (Ed
Harris) and his deputy (versatile Viggo Mortensen) try to bring order to
the titular fictional New Mexico town by daring to take a powerful
rancher and gang leader (Jeremy Irons) into custody, while the sheriff's
fickle fiancee (Renee Zellweger) brings minor triangular complications
to the men's rock-solid alliance. Harris also co-wrote and directed this
overlong but quality production adapted from a Robert B. Parker novel,
and though it falls short of truly gripping, there's much to admire.
Moderate gun violence, vigilante justice, brief long-shot rear nudity,
implied nonmarital relationships, some innuendo, one use of the F-word,
and some other crude words and profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Apres Vous"
("After You") (Paramount Classics)
Rated "R"
Affecting and funny French comedy about a do-gooder (Daniel Auteuil) who
rescues a suicidal sad sack (Jose Garcia) who's been dumped by his
girlfriend (Sandrine Kiberlain), and attempts to secretly bring the
couple back together, but finds himself falling in love with her
instead. Director Pierre Salvadori's film, with perfectly judged
performances, gets off to a leisurely start, but as the story builds so
do the plot complications and the laughs, buttressed by good Samaritan
messages about caring, generosity, friendship and kindness.
Subtitles. Sporadic rough and crude words, mild profanity, some sexual
banter, casual premarital relationships. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Are We There Yet?" (Columbia)
Rated "PG"
Leaden
road comedy about a smooth-talking skirt-chaser (Ice Cube) with no patience for
kids who gets more than he bargained for when he falls for a pretty divorcee (Nia
Long) and volunteers to taxi her two mischievous children (Philip Daniel Bolden
and Aleisha Allen) from Portland, Ore., to Vancouver, British Columbia, where
she is staying on business, so they can all be together on New Year's Eve.
Directed by Brain Levant, this film runs out of gas early, leaving viewers to
endure a bumpy ride of scatological sight gags and mean-spirited mishaps (making
it unsuitable for younger adolescents) which, unfortunately, dampens its
sincere, albeit sentimental, message about the importance of family and
parenthood. Recurring crude humor and comic violence, and some mildly crass
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II --
adults and adolescents.
"Armored" (Screen Gems)
Rated "PG-13"
Negligible heist flick about six guards employed by a Los
Angeles armored car company who attempt to pull an inside job,
during which only an Iraq War hero (Columbus Short) exhibits
scruples and smarts; his greedy colleagues, led by his godfather
(Matt Dillon), instead demonstrate the old adage about the
paucity of honor among thieves. Working from a flimsy script,
director Nimrod Antal keeps the nondescript action moving along
without undue complications. Considerable, though not
excessive, action violence, including gunplay and knife use,
some profanity, much crude language. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
Around the World in 80 Days
(Disney)
Rated
"PG"
An eccentric inventor and
his chop-socky sidekick embark on a globetrotting
adventure in order to win an outrageous wager in
the lavish, family-friendly romp, "Around the
World in 80 Days." Based on the classic yarn by Jules Verne and
directed by Frank Coraci, the film combines
action, romance and heaping dollops of madcap
comedy to serve up an entertaining,
continent-hopping spectacle that is both campy and
clever -- and, as an added attraction -- quite
fun. Opening in Victorian-era London, the film
stars Steve Coogan as the visionary techno-tinkerer
Phileas Fogg, an armchair adventurer who,
desperate to gain the respect of his crusty
critics at the stuffy Royal Academy of Science,
makes an outlandish gentleman's bet to
circumnavigate the globe in no more than 80 days. Action-star Jackie Chan co-stars as Passepartout (pronounced "passport to"), his
lightning-limbed traveling companion whom viewers
first meet fleeing a phalanx of bumbling Bobbies
after robbing the Bank of London. As it turns out,
Passepartout, whose real name is Lao Xing, was
sent from China to recover from the bank's vault a
sacred jade statue of Buddha which was stolen from
his village by a female Asian assassin named
General Fang (Karen Joy Morris). Also along for
the riotous ride is Monique (Cecile de France), a
French tart with an eye for art and a nose for
adventure. Their journey by land, air and sea takes the
trio on a whirlwind tour of the world's most
exotic locales, including pit stops for
centerpiece action sequences in Paris, Istanbul,
India, China and the American West. But their path
is fraught with obstacles, set by Lord Kelvin (Jim
Broadbent), the stuffed-shirt head of the Royal
Academy who, working in cahoots with Fang, wants
to discredit Phileas. Along the way they learn gushy lessons about
friendship and loyalty, encountering a host of
celebrity cameos including Luke and Owen Wilson as
the Wright brothers, Kathy Bates as Queen Victoria
and a shock-wigged Arnold Schwarzenegger as a vain
Turkish vizier. Taken for what it is -- eye-candy -- "Around
the World in 80 Days" is surprisingly satisfying.
Like the helium that lifts Phileas' balloon high
above the Champs d'Elysee, the film's refreshingly
lighthearted levity elevates it above the
smash-and-crash action clones glutting summer
screens. Much of this is owed to the appealing
pairing of Coogan and Chan (roles played by David
Niven and the inimitable Cantinflas in the
Oscar-winning 1956 film version), whose onscreen
chemistry makes up for many of the flick's
shortcomings. And while Jules Verne probably
didn't envision kung-fu fights along the Rive
Gauche, Chan never ceases to amaze with his
high-flying feats, and feet. Though it runs a bit too long, "Around the
World in 80 Days" is that rare kind of film that
can be appreciated by the entire family, though
some parents may feel the action is too intense
for very young children. Older kids will have a
ball with Fogg's goofy gizmos and will get a kick
-- literally -- out of the martial-arts
choreography, including one scene where a brawl
turns into an impromptu lesson in impressionistic
painting. Like Phileas Fogg, you may just want to bet
on this one! Due to recurring action violence, some mildly
crude language and humor, and brief drunkenness,
the USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-II
--
adults
and
adolescents.
"Arctic Tale"
(Paramount Classics)
Rated "G"
Queen Latifah delightfully narrates an absorbing story
charting the parallel journeys of a polar bear cub and a
walrus pup in the Arctic Circle from birth to maturity, and
showing how they manage to survive a changing environment
with ever-decreasing ice seriously impeding both their
natural habitat and their ability to obtain food.
Co-directors and cinematographers Adam Ravetch and Sarah
Robertson have fashioned an impressively photographed
"fable" out of the challenges facing these creatures in
light of global warming, rendering the film a vivid animal
counterpart to Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth." Though
restrained in its presentation, the film includes some
images of animal violence and death, perhaps precluding
viewing by the very young. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is G -- general
audiences. All ages admitted.
"Arthur"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
The utterly frivolous, merrily alcoholic heir (Russell
Brand) to a billion-dollar corporate fortune is threatened with
disinheritance unless he marries a domineering executive
(Jennifer Garner) who plans to curb his wayward lifestyle. A
chance encounter with a working-class New York City tour guide
(Greta Gerwig), however, leaves the previously
heedless playboy smitten and forced to choose between
luxury and love. Though director Jason Winer's remake of
Steve Gordon's popular 1981 comedy intermittently touches on the
limits of materialism, it gives a pass to its main character's
promiscuity and tends to trivialize his problem drinking. The
fitful laughs on offer mostly derive from the tart observations
of Helen Mirren as the man-boy's affectionate but not uncritical
British nanny -- the distaff counterpart to John Gielgud's
butler in the original. A fleeting nongraphic bedroom scene,
an obscured nude image, brief irreverent humor, frequent sexual
references, a couple of uses of profanity and a few crude terms.
The Catholic News Service classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Arthur
Christmas" (Columbia)
Rated "PG"
This mostly delightful 3-D animated comedy
equips Santa Claus (voice of Jim Broadbent) with a stealth ship,
GPS navigation and battalions of ninja-like elves to fulfill the
mission of delivering 2 billion gifts each Christmas Eve.
Santa's ambitious elder son (voice of Hugh Laurie) runs the
sophisticated global distribution network. Decidedly more
low-tech is his younger brother (voice of James McAvoy) -- the
titular character -- whose task is to answer, by hand, all the
letters Santa receives from children. When disaster strikes in
the form of an undelivered present, Santa's aged father (voice
of Bill Nighy) joins forces with the junior sibling to come to
the rescue, and the duo rockets off on one last mission.
Although it has absolutely nothing to do with the true meaning
of the Nativity, first-time director Sarah Smith's film does
offer a good commentary on the commercialization of the holiday
and the importance of family, loyalty and being faithful to
one's promise. Some rude humor and cartoonish thrills. The
Catholic News Service classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be
suitable for children.
"The
Artist" (Weinstein)
Rated "PG-13"
A modern-made silent film proves to be a breath of fresh air
without uttering a word. A dashing star of the silent screen
(Jean Dujardin) plays every role with panache: the handsome
lover, the swashbuckling hero, the athletic comedian with a
sidekick Jack Russell terrier. But Hollywood is changing, and
the arrival of the "talkies" presages his decline. Meanwhile, an
adoring fan (Berenice Bejo) gets her big break in show business
and becomes destined for stardom. Their paths intersect in a
film that is at turns zany and hilarious, sad and affecting,
uplifting and inspiring. One obscene hand gesture, two scenes
of attempted suicide. The Catholic News Service classification
is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may
be inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Assassination of Jesse James by
the Coward Robert Ford" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Unusual and compelling Western dramatizing the circumstances
that lead up to the shooting of notorious outlaw Jesse James
(Brad Pitt) by Robert Ford (Casey Affleck), a member of his own
gang, and the publicity generated afterward. Writer-director
Andrew Dominik tells the story intelligently at a leisurely but
controlled pace with penetrating close-ups of the excellent cast
-- Affleck is particularly outstanding -- to probe psychological
motivations, while the relatively restrained violence is
presented with an admirable realism devoid of glamorization.
Some crude language and profanity, innuendo, a nongraphic sexual
encounter, several shooting deaths with blood and scenes of
physical violence, suicide and brief rear male nudity, The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"The Assassination of Richard Nixon" (THINKFilm)
Rated "R"
Fictionalized fact-based drama set in 1974 about a sad-sack salesman (Sean
Penn), pushed over the edge by personal and professional failure, who
decides to make his presence felt by attempting to do what the title says by
hijacking an airplane and crashing it into the White House. Though many
viewers may feel its tone and subject matter are too bleak, the film,
written and directed by Niels Mueller and anchored by a bravura performance
by Penn, paints a chilling portrait of despair, and through its exploration
of the dark side of the American dream tries to offer a deeper understanding
of what would drive a "normal" person to such extreme acts. A scene of
graphic violence, sporadic rough and crude language and profanity. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
"Assault on Precinct
13" (Rogue)
Rated "R"
Brutal and violent -- though reasonably gripping -- story of a desolate Detroit
police precinct under siege by crooked police who are out to silence a criminal
(Laurence Fishburne) incarcerated there, to cover up what he knows about
corruption within their ranks, effecting an unusual alliance between the police
and criminals within the station house who must unite to defend themselves.
Jean-Francois Richet's remake of the 1976 film features good performances by
Fishburne, Ethan Hawke and Brian Dennehy, but the bloodshed and violence seem
unnecessarily explicit, and the improbable story calls for major suspension of
disbelief. Graphic and bloody violence and related gore, much rough, crude and
profane language, and some sexual innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling
"Assisted Living" (Economic Projections)
Rated "NR"
Poignant docudrama that follows a 27-year-old, pot-smoking slacker (Michael
Bonsignore) through his final day as a janitor at a nursing home, during
which he gains deeper maturity through an unlikely friendship he develops
with an elderly resident (Maggie Riley) suffering from the early stages of
Alzheimer's disease who mistakes him for her absent son. Incorporating
footage of real residents and staff at the facility where it was shot into
the fictional story, this modest film by first-time director Elliot
Greenebaum manages despite its no-frills look to offer a moving meditation
on loneliness and the human need for contact and compassion. Some
recreational drug usage and brief crude expressions. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. It is not rated by
the Motion Picture Association of America.
"Astro
Boy" (Summit)
Rated "PG"
Set in a futuristic world where an underclass
of mechanical servants wait on disdainful human masters, this
charming animated adventure concerns a scientist (voice of
Nicolas Cage) who, after losing his son (voice of Freddie
Highmore) in a lab accident, uses the lad's DNA to program the
titular robot replica (also voiced by Highmore) but swiftly
rejects his creation, leaving the superpowered but innocent boy
'bot vulnerable to widespread prejudice and the designs of a
militaristic politician (voice of Donald Sutherland) intent on
using the youth's life-giving energy source for weaponry.
Director and co-writer David Bowers' adaptation of Osamu
Tezuka's globally popular comic book series, begun in 1951 and
previously the basis for three TV series, is by turns amusing,
exciting and poignant as it chronicles its altruistic hero's
struggle to discover his place in the world. Considerable
stylized violence, some menace, and brief instances of vaguely
irreverent and mildly scatological humor. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be
suitable for children.
"The Astronaut Farmer" (Warner
Bros.)
Rated "PG"
Sweet if improbable film about a Texas rancher (Billy Bob Thornton) with
dreams of blasting off into space in a homemade rocket ship, while
contending with the admiration and derision of the townsfolk, and his
generally supportive but sometimes exasperated family (including
Virginia Madsen as his wife) on the verge of financial ruin, and
interference from the FBI, CIA, and others who would impede his would-be
mission. Director/co-writer Michael Polish trots out every clich,
imaginable, and the film is stately paced, but gets points for its
strong affirmation of family, more than the "follow-your-dream"
philosophy which, in this case, seems fairly wacky, and the capable
supporting performances from Bruce Willis, Bruce Dern and Tim Blake
Nelson. A few expletives and crass expressions, brief innuendo
and some domestic strife. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Asylum"
(Paramount Classics)
Rated "R"
Lurid and somber tale of mental hospital doctor's wife (Natasha
Richardson) having heavy-breathing affair with one of the patients (Marton
Csokas) who works as a handyman, eventually leaving her priggish husband
(Hugh Bonneville) and child for a bohemian life in a London tenement
circa 1960. Director David MacKenzie's film has tedious stretches, with
Patrick ("Closer") Marber's script a peculiar mix of "Anna Karenina" and
"Lady Chatterley's Lover," but despite decent performances, including
that of Ian McKellen, and overall classy trappings, the eroticism of the
sexual encounters often suggests the sort of thing cable channels
sometimes show after midnight. Strong sexual content, some of it
graphic, partial and rear nudity, rough and crude language, adultery
theme, suicide, violence. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Aquamarine" (20th Century Fox)
Rated "PG"
Sweetly told modern-day fairy tale about two 13-year-old best friends --
Claire (Emma Roberts) and Hailey (Joanna "JoJo" Levesque) -- who help a
mermaid (Sara Paxton), washed ashore during a storm, experience true
love in the hopes that the magic wish rewarded them will undo Hailey's
impending move to Australia. With a delightful mix of fantasy, comedy
and romance, director Elizabeth Allen's wholesome and warmly
sentimental, if admittedly lightweight, effort scores points for
admirably showing that authentic love can express itself in varied ways. Some mild sensuality and suggestiveness, a few crass expressions and
innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie
Film for Theaters" (First Look)
Rated "R"
The cult TV cartoon about pointlessness becomes a highly uneven
86-minute feature film with series regulars Frylock, Master
Shake and Meatwad involved in a surreal plot about an exercise
machine that threatens civilization. Some of the gags are funny,
but writer-directors Matt Maiellaro and Dave Willis repeat them
to death, and use far raunchier material than even the highly
flexible standards of basic cable allow. A great deal of
rough and crude language and profanity, pervasive sexual and
scatological humor and an implied sexual encounter, cartoon
violence and drug references. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Arctic Tale"
(Paramount Classics)
Rated "G"
Queen Latifah delightfully narrates an absorbing story
charting the parallel journeys of a polar bear cub and a
walrus pup in the Arctic Circle from birth to maturity, and
showing how they manage to survive a changing environment
with ever-decreasing ice seriously impeding both their
natural habitat and their ability to obtain food.
Co-directors and cinematographers Adam Ravetch and Sarah
Robertson have fashioned an impressively photographed
"fable" out of the challenges facing these creatures in
light of global warming, rendering the film a vivid animal
counterpart to Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth." Though
restrained in its presentation, the film includes some
images of animal violence and death, perhaps precluding
viewing by the very young. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is G -- general
audiences. All ages admitted.
"Art
School Confidential" (United Artists/Sony Classics) *
Rated "R"
Oddball story that can't decide if it's a touching coming-of-age story,
gross-out frat movie, murder mystery or mordant black comedy, though it
does make some sharply satiric points about the art world. Director
Terry Zwigoff's sporadically amusing film adapted by Daniel Clowes from
his comic strip concerns a sensitive art school student (Max Minghella),
smitten with an attractive artist's model (Sophia Myles) and struggling
to find his artistic voice amid loutish roommates, colorful teachers
(John Malkovich and Angelica Huston), and an embittered and alcoholic
failed artist (Jim Broadbent), against the backdrop of a mysterious
strangler killing off the students. Pervasive profanity, rough
language and vulgarity, full-frontal male and partial female art-model
nudity, much sexual banter and innuendo, a couple of minor gay
characters, and a stylized strangling. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Arthur"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
The utterly frivolous, merrily alcoholic heir (Russell
Brand) to a billion-dollar corporate fortune is threatened with
disinheritance unless he marries a domineering executive
(Jennifer Garner) who plans to curb his wayward lifestyle. A
chance encounter with a working-class New York City tour guide
(Greta Gerwig), however, leaves the previously
heedless playboy smitten and forced to choose between
luxury and love. Though director Jason Winer's remake of
Steve Gordon's popular 1981 comedy intermittently touches on the
limits of materialism, it gives a pass to its main character's
promiscuity and tends to trivialize his problem drinking. The
fitful laughs on offer mostly derive from the tart observations
of Helen Mirren as the man-boy's affectionate but not uncritical
British nanny -- the distaff counterpart to John Gielgud's
butler in the original. A fleeting nongraphic bedroom scene,
an obscured nude image, brief irreverent humor, frequent sexual
references, a couple of uses of profanity and a few crude terms.
The Catholic News Service classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Atonement" (Focus)
Rated "R"
Moving World War II romance of a well-to-do young Englishwoman (Keira
Knightley) serving as a nurse and the working-class soldier
(James McAvoy) she has loved for years, but from whom she had
been separated years before when her kid sister (Saoirse Ronan)
wrongly accused him of a crime, an injustice that will haunt the
accuser (now played by Romola Garai) ever after. Director Joe
Wright, working from Christopher Hampton's adaptation of Ian
McEwan's novel, persuasively limns an unusual story of betrayal,
steadfast love, forgiveness and redemption with some surprising
twists, and with further pluses in the sensitive performances
and period detail. A fully clothed nonmarital sexual
encounter, an implied encounter between an adult and an underage
girl, use of the f-word among soldiers, brief profanity, wartime
dead and wounded imagery, and a crude written sexual remark. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Australia" (Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Sprawling, generally entertaining three-hour epic set just
before and after the bombing of Pearl Harbor as a starchy
English widow (Nicole Kidman) takes over her late husband's
cattle station down under, and falls in love with a rough-hewn
drover (Hugh Jackman) whom she hires to help drive cattle to
sale ahead of a rival magnate's (Bryan Brown) villainous
henchman (David Wenham). Despite some fanciful plot
contrivances, director Baz Luhrmann's lavish homage to classic
epics and Westerns brings back old-style Hollywood romance,
courtesy of its magnetic leads, and carries an admirable message
about racial tolerance. Moderate action violence, a mostly
implied nonmarital relationship including a very brief sexual
encounter without nudity, mild innuendo, one use of the F-word
and some Aboriginal mysticism; acceptable for older teens. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Aurora Borealis" (Regent)
Rated "R"
Overly long tale of unmotivated Minnesota man (an appealing Joshua
Jackson) who takes on a maintenance job at an assisted living
facility to be near his ailing grandfather (Donald Sutherland) and
falls in love with his granddad's home health aide (Juliette Lewis),
while allowing his philandering brother (Steven Pasquale) to use his
apartment for extramarital trysts. James Burke's downbeat film
scores points for its compassionate portrayal of the elderly and
their need for care and the acting is generally good, but the result
is not terribly interesting. The script goes beyond empathizing with
the grandfather's fervent wish to be spared a debilitating decline
into almost making a case for euthanasia, despite a morally sound
ending on all fronts. Pervasive rough and crude language,
euthanasia theme, adultery, acceptance of premarital sex, some heavy
groping and innuendo, a couple of violent brawls and a drug
reference. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"Avatar" (Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Among the most expensive and highly anticipated films ever made,
director James Cameron's visually arresting science-fiction
adventure sends a paraplegic soldier (Sam Worthington) to a
planet called Pandora where he falls in love with a native
princess (Zoe Saldana) and must choose between her ecologically
enlightened culture and his own violent, rapacious species. Amid
passages resembling a Vietnam War movie, a western -- pitting
bellicose interlopers against spiritual natives in harmony with
their natural environment -- and a Disney animated musical,
Cameron marshals impressive resources to tell an entertaining
story, though whether the aliens' pantheistic religion is meant
to be a model for humanity or merely an indigenous cult remains
unclear. Frightening action sequences with much intense,
war-related violence, an implied sexual encounter, partial upper
female and rear nudity, a consistently sensual undercurrent,
frequent profanity, considerable crude and crass language The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Consistently vulgar, intermittently loathsome comedy sequel in
which reformed pothead Harold (John Cho) and unrepentant stoner Kumar (Kal
Penn) go in quest of a replacement for the former's family Christmas
tree which the duo accidentally burned down. In its largely vain pursuit
of laughs, director Todd Strauss-Schulson's insult to the season stoops
not only to sexual excess but to anti-Catholic animus and even blasphemy
by portraying pornographic images of lesbian nuns, pedophile priests
chasing choirboys and a playboy version of Jesus accompanied by topless
angels. Sacrilegious humor, graphic nonmarital and aberrant sexual
activity, full nudity, a benign view of drug use, about a half-dozen
instances of profanity, pervasive rough and crude language. The Catholic
News Service classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Avenue
Montaigne" ("Fauteuils D'Orchestre") (ThinkFilm)
Rated "PG-13"
Bittersweet, colorful French comedy-drama about a waitress (Cecile
de France) in a popular theater bistro in Paris who proves a
catalyst for several of the regular customers: a classical pianist
(Albert Dupontel) facing a midlife crisis in his career and
marriage; a young man (Christopher Thompson, the director's son and
the film's co-writer) who learns that his mistress has moved on to
his father, the latter a widower (Claude Brasseur) sadly auctioning
off the art collection he had amassed with his late wife; a popular
soap opera star (Valerie Lemercier) about to open in a stage comedy
but longing to play a serious movie role for a big Hollywood
director (Sydney Pollock); and a theater concierge (Dani) on the eve
of her retirement. Director and co-writer Daniele Thompson conveys a
canny empathy with her characters, all searching to fill the
emptiness in their lives. Subtitles. Sporadic rough and crude
language and expressions, an implication of adultery, premarital
relationships, sexual banter and the acceptability of divorce. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults.
"A
Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Consistently vulgar, intermittently loathsome comedy sequel in
which reformed pothead Harold (John Cho) and unrepentant stoner
Kumar (Kal Penn) go in quest of a replacement for the former's
family Christmas tree which the duo accidentally burned down. In
its largely vain pursuit of laughs, director Todd Strauss-Schulson's
insult to the season stoops not only to sexual excess but to
anti-Catholic animus and even blasphemy by portraying
pornographic images of lesbian nuns, pedophile priests chasing
choirboys and a playboy version of Jesus accompanied by topless
angels. Sacrilegious humor, graphic nonmarital and aberrant
sexual activity, full nudity, a benign view of drug use, about a
half-dozen instances of profanity, pervasive rough and crude
language. The Catholic News Service classification is O --
morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent
or adult guardian.
"The
Aviator"
(Miramax)
Rated
"PG-13"
Absorbing
and
entertaining
epic
detailing
the
dramatic
glory
days
of
legendary
billionaire
Howard
Hughes,
in
his
myriad
roles
as
aviation
innovator
and
visionary,
daredevil
pilot,
Hollywood
producer
and
airline
tycoon,
while
charting
his
well-publicized
relationships
with
Katharine
Hepburn
and
Ava
Gardner,
and
ultimately
his
appearance
before
the
Senate
on
charges
of
defrauding
the
public
through
wartime
airplane
contracts.
This
film
is
a
career
highpoint
for
both
director
Martin
Scorsese
and
star
Leonardo
DiCaprio,
who
is
onscreen
almost
every
minute
and
gives
a
highly
charismatic
performance;
and
the
supporting
cast
is
mostly
first-rate.
A
smattering
of
profanity
and
rough
language,
implied
sexual
situations,
a
violent
plane
crash
and
brief
rear
nudity.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"August Rush" (Warner
Bros.)
Rated "PG"
Unabashedly romantic fable in which an 11-year-old musical
prodigy (Freddie Highmore) embarks on a search for the
cellist mother (Keri Russell) and rock-singer father
(Jonathan Rhys Meyers) from whom he was separated at birth
through the machinations of his grandfather (William
Sadler), encountering along the way a Fagin-like ex-musician
(Robin Williams) who seeks to exploit him and a social
worker (Terrence Howard) who tries to help him. Director
Kristen Sheridan's warm-hearted tribute to the power of
music blithely eschews all connection to reality, and will
likely strike some as charmingly poetic and others as merely
naive. An implied premarital sexual encounter, one use of
profanity, one use of the s-word and one crass expression.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"Australia" (Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Sprawling, generally entertaining three-hour epic set just
before and after the bombing of Pearl Harbor as a starchy
English widow (Nicole Kidman) takes over her late husband's
cattle station down under, and falls in love with a rough-hewn
drover (Hugh Jackman) whom she hires to help drive cattle to
sale ahead of a rival magnate's (Bryan Brown) villainous
henchman (David Wenham). Despite some fanciful plot
contrivances, director Baz Luhrmann's lavish homage to classic
epics and Westerns brings back old-style Hollywood romance,
courtesy of its magnetic leads, and carries an admirable message
about racial tolerance. Moderate action violence, a mostly
implied nonmarital relationship including a very brief sexual
encounter without nudity, mild innuendo, one use of the F-word
and some Aboriginal mysticism; acceptable for older teens. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Avenue
Montaigne" ("Fauteuils D'Orchestre") (ThinkFilm)
Rated "PG-13"
Bittersweet, colorful French comedy-drama about a waitress (Cecile
de France) in a popular theater bistro in Paris who proves a
catalyst for several of the regular customers: a classical pianist
(Albert Dupontel) facing a midlife crisis in his career and
marriage; a young man (Christopher Thompson, the director's son and
the film's co-writer) who learns that his mistress has moved on to
his father, the latter a widower (Claude Brasseur) sadly auctioning
off the art collection he had amassed with his late wife; a popular
soap opera star (Valerie Lemercier) about to open in a stage comedy
but longing to play a serious movie role for a big Hollywood
director (Sydney Pollock); and a theater concierge (Dani) on the eve
of her retirement. Director and co-writer Daniele Thompson conveys a
canny empathy with her characters, all searching to fill the
emptiness in their lives. Subtitles. Sporadic rough and crude
language and expressions, an implication of adultery, premarital
relationships, sexual banter and the acceptability of divorce. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults.
"Awake" (MGM/Weinstein)
Rated "R"
Softheaded, slightly sordid if effective thriller about a
billionaire heart transplant patient (Hayden Christensen) torn
between his possessive mother (Lena Olin) and the fiancee
(Jessica Alba) he marries on an impulse. Writer-director Joby
Harold builds this improbably twisty plot on a rare medical
phenomenon in which anesthetized patients are awake during
surgery and is fortunate to be working with a cast that lends
plausibility, including Terrence Howard as the victim's friend
and surgeon. Frequent rough language and profanity, a
sequence in which one character experiences intense physical and
psychological pain, graphic images of open-heart surgery, some
violence, a fleeting instance of drug use, a few sexual
references and partial upper nudity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under
17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Away From Her" (Lionsgate)
Rated "PG-13"
Poignant story about a husband (Gordon Pinsent) coping with his
wife's (Julie Christie) gradual decline from Alzheimer's disease,
and his separation from her when she enters an assisted-living
facility where she forms an emotional attachment to another patient
(Michael Murphy). The luminous Christie in one of her finest
performances makes an unavoidably downbeat film watchable, and
writer-director Sarah Polley provides an uncompromising view of a
situation that will no doubt resonate deeply with many, though the
husband's brief affair with the wife (Olympia Dukakis) of the other
patient is morally problematic, even under these tragic
circumstances. Some rough expletives, a character's past infidelity
and an adulterous affair. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
B
"Babel" (Paramount Vantage)
Rated "R"
Quietly powerful film charting three interconnected stories: an
American couple (Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett) stranded in Morocco
when the wife is seriously wounded by a stray bullet on their tour
bus; the deaf-mute teenage daughter (Rinko Kikuchi) of a widower
father (Koji Yakusho) in Tokyo who achingly longs for love; and a
Mexican governess (Adriana Barraza) and her nephew (Gael Garcia
Bernal) who take her two young charges across the border to attend a
wedding with tragic results. Director Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu's
somber and lengthy film imparts an admirable message about a shared
global humanity and the senselessness of violence, even as it blames
U.S. foreign policy and bureaucracy as an obstacle, has superbly
empathetic performances by an international cast, and ultimately
packs an emotional wallop. Partially subtitled. Some rough
language and profanity, crude expressions, some violence including a
killing, full female nudity, some discreet sexual elements, and
alcohol and drug use. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Babylon A.D." (Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Pointless futuristic action outing in which a mobster (Gerard
Depardieu) hires a mercenary (Vin Diesel) to escort a
mysteriously gifted young woman (Melanie Thierry) and her
guardian (Michelle Yeoh) from Mongolia to New York and deliver
her to the minions of her cult's high priestess (Charlotte
Rampling). Though not excessively violent, director Mathieu
Kassovitz's leaden adaptation of French author Maurice G.
Dantec's novel, "Babylon Babies," is driven by a muddled
mythology that includes the repetition of a Gospel miracle, a
plot turn requiring, though hardly meriting, mature
interpretation. Moderate action violence, one use of the
F-word, some crude language, a couple of profanities and a brief
background view of a stripper. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Baby Mama"
(Universal/Relativity)
Rated "PG-13"
Frequently funny but morally problematic romantic comedy about a
hard-driving grocery chain executive (Tina Fey) who, incapable of
bearing a child, hires an unpolished woman (Amy Poehler) to be a
surrogate mother, subsequently becoming her roommate when the latter
splits from her deadbeat common-law husband (Dax Shepard) while herself
becoming attached to an ex-lawyer turned juice-bar owner (Greg Kinnear).
Writer-director Michael McCullers' partially improvised feature debut,
with a cast that also includes Sigourney Weaver and Steve Martin,
abounds in comic energy but implicitly accepts current mores regarding
fertility that are contrary to Catholic values. Acceptability of
surrogate parenting and artificial insemination, implied premarital sex,
some crude and crass language, sexual and scatological humor, and a drug
reference. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O
-- morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America rating
is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Back-Up Plan" (CBS
Films)
Rated "PG-13"
In this dull and predictable romantic comedy single pet store
owner Zoe (Jennifer Lopez) conceives twins through artificial
insemination, and seems blissfully happy until Mr. Right appears
in the form of cheese maker Stan (Alex O'Loughlin). Zoe falls
hard, but when she confesses her condition to Stan, he freaks.
Despite a "happy" ending, director Alan Poul's film presents a
thoroughly warped view of love, marriage and parenthood, and
contradicts Catholic moral teachings on the necessity of
maintaining the connection between the unitive and procreative
aspects of marital love. Morally skewed treatment of human
sexuality, graphic premarital sexual activity, rear and partial
nudity, scenes of defecation, much crude language, graphic
gynecological exams, and a gruesome water birth scene. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Bad News Bears"
(Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Bawdy, albeit entertaining,
remake of the 1976 kiddie sports comedy about a boozing ex-big leaguer
(Billy Bob Thornton in the Walter Matthau role) hired to coach a
bungling team of Little League misfits and ends up turning their season
and his own life around. Directed by Richard Linklater, the new version
follows the original's coarsely sardonic lead, and, though ultimately
redemptive, strikes out as recommendable family fare. Pervasive crude language and humor, as
well as profanity by adults and children, drunkenness, some ethnic
insensitivity, delinquent behavior, an implied sexual encounter and some
risque situations. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling.
"Bad Teacher" (Columbia)
Ratred "R"
Coarse comedy celebrates a morally impaired middle-school
teacher (Cameron Diaz) bent on landing a rich husband.
Foul-mouthed, slatternly, racist, and conniving, she sets her
sights on a new substitute teacher (Jason Timberlake) while
feuding with one full-time colleague (Lucy Punch) and rejecting
the attentions of another (Jason Segel). Working from a script
by Gene Stupnitsky and Lee Eisenberg, director Jake Kasdan has
fashioned a
monotone picture in which every stab at humor
derives from humiliation. All in all, the tawdry exhibition
fails to shock, subvert, or entertain. Several scenes
depicting nonmarital sexual activity, much drug use and alcohol
consumption, at least one instance of upper female nudity,
frequent explicit sexual humor, some uses of profanity,
pervasive rough, crude, and crass language, some scatological
humor. The Catholic News Service classification is O - morally
offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"The Ballad of Jack and Rose"
(IFC)
Rated "R"
Offbeat, slow-moving film about a nonconformist with a bad
heart condition (Daniel Day-Lewis) who lives alone with his teenage daughter
(Camilla Belle) on a former island commune "off the East Coast of the United
States," but then brings the woman he has been dating into the house
(Catherine Keener), along with the woman's two teenage sons, disrupting the
delicate balance of their solitary lifestyle, all the while fending off the
encroachments of a real estate developer (Beau Bridges). Written and
directed by Rebecca (daughter of late playwright Arthur) Miller, the
disjointed film features an accomplished performance by her real-life
husband, the always watchable Day-Lewis, and Miller has created an
atmospheric backdrop for her strange tale, but the vaguely incestuous
undertones between father and daughter and a scene where the daughter
invites one of the boys to deflower her make for fitfully distasteful
viewing. Some rough and crude language, sexual situations and innuendo, a
brief incestuous kiss, some talk of suicide, partial nudity, some drug
material. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would
find troubling.
"Balls of Fury"
(Rogue)
Rated "PG-13"
Exhausting comedy about a washed-up pingpong prodigy
(Dan Fogler) who is asked by an FBI agent (George Lopez)
to help catch a mysterious crime lord (Christopher
Walken). Along the way the former champ turns to a blind
pingpong master (James Hong) to regain his skills, falls
in love with the master's daughter (Maggie Q) and
eventually must play in a tournament with life-or-death
stakes. Frequently crude and always preposterous,
director and co-writer Ben Garant's film has some
flashes of originality and gets in a few good satiric
swipes, even as it revels in its own silliness. Much
crude language, one instance of profanity, suggestive
gestures, gross and scatological jokes, and mild
gay-themed humor. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults (though
it's acceptable for older adolescents). The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Bandslam"
(Summit/Walden)
Rated "PG"
Genial comedy with music in which a newcomer (Gaelan
Connell) at a New Jersey high school overcomes his
socially disastrous past when befriended by a popular
fellow student (Alyson Michalka) who makes him the
manager of her rock group as they prepare for the
titular battle-of-the-bands competition, his confidence
getting a further boost from his blossoming romance with
a bookish goth (Vanessa Hudgens). Though it deals with a
few mature topics, and is unlikely to interest very
young viewers, director and co-writer Todd Graff's
exuberant salute to clique-defying friendship is free of
anything unsuitable for the tween-and-up audience at
whom it's aimed. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG
-- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be
suitable for children.
"Bangkok Dangerous"
(Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
Grim shoot-'em-up about a solitary hit man (Nicolas Cage)
who travels to the titular city to carry out four contract
killings for a local crime boss (Nirattisai Kaljareuk), but
finds his emotional isolation thawed by his friendship with
the petty thief (Shahkrit Yamnarm) he hires as an assistant
and his feelings for a pretty pharmacy clerk (Charlie
Young). As directed by the Pang brothers, this remake of
their 1999 Thai film features considerable violence and
muddled moral values, with its hero instructing his protege
in the art of killing even while ostensibly reassessing his
own viciousness. Brief graphic sexual activity, upper
female nudity, intense action violence with gore, a suicide,
and occasional rough and crude language. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would
find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"The Bank Job"
(Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
Stylish but lurid fact-based tale, set in 1971 London, about
a car dealer and small-time criminal (Jason Statham) who,
tipped off by an old friend (Saffron Burrows), organizes a
gang (Stephen Campbell Moore, Daniel Mays and James Faulkner
among others) to rob the safe deposit boxes of an upscale
bank, only to find himself caught between a crime lord
(David Suchet), allied with a militant black-power leader
(Peter de Jersey), and an agent of the British
counterintelligence service (Richard Lintern) intent on
preserving royal secrets. Director Roger Donaldson's film is
primarily an intelligent and engaging crime thriller, but it
delves, along the way, into the seamy details of some of its
characters' private lives, while also graphically portraying
underworld brutality. Nongraphic sexual activity, some of
it aberrant, upper female and rear nudity, torture, much
rough, crude and crass language, adultery and pornography
themes, drug and prostitution references, a passing
anti-Catholic reference. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating
is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or
adult guardian.
"Barnyard" (Paramount)
Rated "PG"
Clumsy if colorful computer-animated tale set on a farm where,
unbeknownst to the farmer, the animals can walk and talk like
people, and centers on a callow young cow (voiced by Kevin James),
who must grow up quickly, reluctantly assuming leadership to stand
up to a marauding gang of coyotes after his father (Sam Elliott) is
killed defending the barnyard from the predatory pack. Directed by
Steve Oedekerk, the film's admirable, if heavy-handed, message about
embracing responsibility and putting the common good ahead of one's
own self-interest is undermined by a mediocre script padded with
raucous, redundant mayhem and silly sight gags at the expense of
story and character. Mildly crude humor, some menace and peril
that may be upsetting to very young children, heedless theft and
several mature story elements. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Basic
Instinct 2"
(Columbia)
Rated "R"
Sequel to the 1992 erotic thriller which finds that film's manipulative
vamp character (Sharon Stone) relocated to London, where, implicated in
the murder of a soccer star, she matches wits with a criminal
psychiatrist (David Morrissey), leading him down a path of seduction,
deception and murder. With its femme-fatale protagonist and murky style,
director Michael Caton-Jones' potboiler aspires to film noir, but its
shadowy sordidness can't hide a cartoonish lead performance and an
insipid, tangled script which distracts with salaciousness to make up
for its lack of suspense and intelligence. The film contains several
graphic sexual encounters with partial frontal and rear nudity, a flash
of full-frontal nudity, a shadowy orgy scene, violence, several lurid
images, rough and sexually explicit language and several drug
references. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O
-- morally offensive.
"Batman Begins" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Dark and brooding prequel that explains how Bruce Wayne (Christian Bale)
became the costumed crimefighter and reveals the "hidden years,"
detailing his training as a member of a clandestine order of ninja-like
vigilantes, leading up to his donning the cape and cowl to become Gotham City's self-appointed guardian.
Director Christopher Nolan goes for a more gritty "reality-based"
approach, focusing on the psychological dimension of Bruce/Batman's
inner conflict rather than comic-book heroics. Intense action
violence, some frightening images and mature thematic elements, as well
as a few crude expressions and an instance of profanity. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Battle: Los
Angeles" (Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Aliens are on the attack again, mounting an invasion of our
planet. And, for no very apparent reason, Los Angeles is the
last hope for humanity, the only city left that can mount a
counterattack. So it's time to call in the Marines, led by a
decorated combat veteran (Aaron Eckhart) who is also
fighting demons of his own. Haunted by soldiers who died
under his watch in the past, the present crisis offers him a
chance for redemption, as well as the opportunity to expend
a whole lot of ammunition. What ensues, under Jonathan
Liebesman's direction, is a pastiche of films like
"Independence Day" and "War of the Worlds," but with a major
increase in the body count and noise level. Relentless
action violence, gory images of carnage, at least one use of
the F-word, some crude language. The Catholic News Service
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children
under 13.
"Battle for Terra" (Lionsgate)
Rated "PG"
Ambitious animated parable, set on a distant planet that's being
invaded by aggressive refugees from earth, in which a downed
human airman (voice of Luke Wilson) finds his loyalties divided
when he's befriended by one of the peace-loving, tadpole-shaped
locals (voice of Evan Rachel Wood) his warmongering commander
(voice of Brian Cox) is intent on destroying. Director
Aristomenis Tsirbas' feature debut is an honorable, if at times
heavy-handed, cautionary tale about prejudice, violence and
environmental degradation, but the battle scenes -- especially
as intensified by the 3-D presentation in some theaters -- are
too strong for the youngest viewers, and quasi-religious aspects
of the aliens' culture may require family discussion. Moderate
combat violence and a suicide. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG --
parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable
for children.
"Beastly"
(CBS Films)
Rated "PG-13"
Director Daniel Barnz's adaptation of Alex Flinn's novel
retells the classic fairy tale "Beauty and the Beast" for
the Facebook generation, offering good lessons in humility,
kindness and old-fashioned romance along the way. Handsome
and wealthy, but also self-absorbed and shallow, a popular
teen (Alex Pettyfer) ridicules the ugly and less fortunate,
including his high school's resident witch (Mary-Kate
Olsen). In revenge, she casts a spell turning Kyle into a
hideous monster, and gives him a year to find the true
meaning of love and inner beauty or remain in his repulsive
new guise forever. So he sets out to win the pure heart of a
classmate (Vanessa Hudgens) who prefers substance to style. Probably acceptable for mature adolescents. Brief action
violence and a few crass terms. The Catholic News Service
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children
under 13.
"Beauty Shop"
(MGM)
Rated "PG-13"
Amiable comedy about a widowed mother (Queen Latifah) working as a
hairdresser who, after a falling-out with the shop's owner, flamboyant Jorge
(scene-stealing Kevin Bacon), opens her own establishment in the ghetto and,
thanks to her styling prowess and warm-hearted people skills, overcomes
myriad obstacles to succeed.
Bille Woodruff's engaging film is a perfect showcase for the likable Latifah,
the eclectic ensemble cast (including Alfre Woodard, Alicia Silverstone,
Djimon Hounsou and Andie MacDowell) makes for interesting watching, and
despite some salty street language and salon sex chatter the movie imparts
solid messages about loyalty, friendship, and parenting. Some profanity,
crude language and crass expressions, sexual innuendo and suggestive
dancing. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults.
"Be Cool"
(MGM)
Rated "PG-13"
Flat follow-up to the 1994 comedy "Get Shorty" in which mobster-turned-movie
producer Chili Palmer (John Travolta) -- having grown disenchanted with the
film industry -- sets his streetwise sights on the music business, and
agrees to manage a promising young singer (Christina Milian) who is tied in
with shady record producers (Harvey Keitel and Vince Vaughn). Based on the
Elmore Leonard novel and directed by F. Gary Gray, the stale sequel lacks
the sharpness and satirical edge of the far superior "Shorty," resulting in
a film that, despite a charismatic, if retread, performance by Travolta, is
contrary to its title only lukewarm. The movie contains recurring
violence, an implied sexual encounter, images of smoking, drug content, some
vulgar gestures, and much rough and crude language and humor. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Because I Said So" (Universal/Gold Circle)
Rated "PG-13"
Mediocre and unfunny comedy about an overbearing mother (Diane
Keaton) who tries to match up her single daughter (Mandy Moore) with
a shallow architect (Tom Everett Scott), while the daughter is more
sensibly drawn to a decent single father (Gabriel Macht), but
nonetheless engages in a sexual relationship with both. Director
Michael Lehmann's appalling chick flick pushes the contemporary
acceptance of premarital sex to new lows, as the permissive Keaton
character and her three daughters blithely discuss their sexual
experiences at every opportunity. Keaton's comic prowess, appealing
performances from Moore, Macht and Stephen Collins, the absence of
graphic sex, minimal expletives, and a reasonably moral tie-up fail
to balance a script that is morally -- and dramatically -- askew at
every turn. Several nongraphic sexual encounters, permissive
sexual mores, much sexual banter, innuendo and other questionable
elements, casual acceptance of porn and an instance of profanity.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O --
morally offensive.
"Because of Winn-Dixie"
(20th Century Fox)
Rated “PG”
Gentle and disarming story based on Kate DiCamillo's award-winning best-seller
about a Baptist preacher (Jeff Daniels) and his little girl, Opal (AnnaSophia
Robb), who move to a small Florida town, and the dog they take in which becomes
the catalyst for Opal to make friends with several of the town's outcasts: an
ex-alcoholic recluse (Cicely Tyson), a fearful, spinsterish librarian (Eva Marie
Saint), and a guitar-strumming pet store manager with a prison record (Dave
Matthews). Wayne Wang's film, based on a novel by Kate DiCamillo, is beautifully
acted all around, and imparts a heart-tugging message about people's loneliness
and need to connect, making satisfying entertainment for adults as well as
children. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I --
general patronage.
"Becoming Jane" (Miramax)
Rated "PG-13"
Interesting speculative drama, based on only a few known facts,
about the bittersweet romance between writer Jane Austen (Anne
Hathaway) and an Irish lawyer (James McAvoy), and how the
experience might have influenced her writings. Julian Jarrold
directs with an authentic 18th-century feel, performances are
good (with American Hathaway holding her own reasonably well
among such British acting pros as Maggie Smith, Julie Walters
and Ian Richardson) and though the film is somehow not entirely
satisfying it nonetheless holds your interest up to its
bittersweet ending. Though possibly acceptable for older
teens, this film contains a couple of boxing sequences, a frisky
but nongraphic husband and wife encounter, some prostitutes, an
implied premarital encounter, mild innuendo and brief sexual
allusions. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"Bedtime Stories" (Disney)
Rated "PG"
The fanciful yarns a hotel handyman (Adam Sandler) spins about
his own life while baby-sitting his niece and nephew (Laura Ann
Kesling and Jonathan Morgan Heit) start to come true, affecting
his competition with the hostelry's toadying manager (Guy
Pearce) for their boss' (Richard Griffiths) favor, and shifting
his romantic interest from his employer's glamorous daughter
(Teresa Palmer) to his sister's (Courteney Cox) down-to-earth
friend (Keri Russell). Aside from some mildly crude gags,
director Adam Shankman's adventure comedy -- which affirms
perseverance and family unity -- is unobjectionable, and the
fantasy sequences are entertaining, though the humor is clearly
geared to the grade-school set. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental
guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for
children.
"Bee Movie" (DreamWorks)
Rated "PG"
Generally delightful animated feature about a scrappy bee (voice
of Jerry Seinfeld) who decides to sue the human race for
stealing the honey manufactured by his hard-working bee brethren
and brings the case to court, with the help of a sympathetic
florist (Renee Zellweger). An often very funny script (by
Seinfeld and others), terrific voice work from a cast including
John Goodman, Chris Rock, Kathy Bates, and many more, and
ultimately, a valuable ecological lesson, make this film --
directed by Simon J. Smith and Steve Hickner -- above-average
family fare. Mild innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental
guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for
children.
"Bee
Season" (Fox Searchlight)
Rated "PG-13"
Gently involving drama about a sixth-grade spelling prodigy (Flora
Cross) whose father (Richard Gere), an academic who believes that words
and letters "hold the secrets of the universe," obsessively tutors her
for a national spelling bee to the detriment of his mentally unstable
wife (Juliette Binoche) and religiously rebellious teenage son (Max
Minghella). Co-directors Scott McGehee and David Siegel couple domestic
dysfunction and Jewish mysticism, thoughtfully crafting an intelligent,
finely acted, and visually imaginative, but emotionally muted,
exploration of faith and family. A sexual encounter, a scene
involving a questionable distribution of Communion, minimal rough and
crude language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-III -- adults.
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"Beerfest" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Mindless and crude comedy about two brothers (Erik Stolhanske and
Paul Soter) who, together with some beer-guzzling friends (Kevin
Heffernan, Steve Lemme and Jay Chandrasekhar, who also directs)
travel to Germany to compete in an underground beer-drinking
Olympics against a German team consisting of a rival branch of their
family. The title says it all, as the insufferably adolescent plot
is just a pole for the foulmouthed frat-house humor which is vulgar,
unfunny and irresponsible. Pervasive crass and sexual humor, lewd
sight gags and innuendo, much reckless drinking, a couple of racy
sex scenes with partial nudity, as well as some unrelated partial
nudity, comic violence, some irreverent humor, a suicide, drug
content, excessive rough and crude language and some profanity. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive. |
"Before the Devil Knows You're Dead"
(ThinkFilm)
Rated "R"
Grimly powerful, hypnotic drama about a robbery that goes horribly awry, and the
tragic after-effects on two brothers (Ethan Hawke and Philip Seymour Hoffman)
and their families (Albert Finney and Marisa Tomei, among them). Veteran
director Sidney Lumet has lost none of his prowess, and this film -- heavily
imbued with a mood of inexorable doom -- almost has the feel of Greek tragedy,
as the narrative methodically, grippingly unfolds, and there are sensational
performances by all, including Rosemary Harris, Amy Ryan and Brian F. O'Byrne. Graphic violence and murder, vengeance, two sexual encounters with rear male
and upper female nudity, pervasive rough and crude language, profanity,
adultery, frank sexual talk and drug use. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"Being
Julia"
(Sony
Classics)
Rated
"R"
A
few
bright
spots
in
an
otherwise
tedious
adaptation
of
W.
Somerset
Maugham's
novel,
"Theatre,"
about
a
larger-than-life
English
stage
actress
(Annette
Bening)
who
has
an
open
marriage
with
her
producer
husband
(Jeremy
Irons),
and
takes
up
with
an
earnest
young
American
accountant
(Shaun
Evans)
in
her
husband's
employ.
Hungarian
director
Istvan
Szabo
is
no
stranger
to
period
drama,
having
succeeded
brilliantly
with
films
like
"Mephisto"
and
"Sunshine,"
but
was
perhaps
the
wrong
choice
for
a
film
that
doesn't
quite
ring
true
in
its
depiction
of
the
1938
period
or
very
English
locale
(it
was
shot
mainly
in
Budapest).
Nor
is
American
Bening
completely
convincing
either,
in
spite
of
some
effective
moments.
Evans
as
the
young
man
is
far
too
contemporary
in
his
demeanor,
though
otherwise
the
blue
chip
cast
--
including
Juliet
Stevenson,
Bruce
Greenwood,
Michael
Gambon,
Rosemary
Harris
and
Rita
Tushingham
--
is
fine.
A
few
instances
of
crude
language,
casual
depiction
of
extramarital
sex
and
an
instance
of
rear
nudity.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
L
--
limited
adult
audience,
films
whose
problematic
content
many
adults
would
find
troubling.
"Be Kind Rewind" (New Line/Partizan)
Rated "PG-13"
Zany, warmhearted comedy about a New Jersey video store worker (Mos
Def) who comes up with a scheme to create amateur video versions
of classic films when his bungling friend (Jack Black)
accidentally erases all the tapes after the manager (Danny
Glover) leaves town to investigate saving the building from
demolition. Despite its intentionally rough-hewn, indie
ambience, a wildly improbable plotline, and too much low-comedy
schtick, writer-director Michel Gondry's valentine to filmmaking
ultimately delivers a touching story of friendship, with a
strong affirmation of community and good fellowship, as the
townspeople rally to the aid of the threatened business. Some
vulgar humor, brief sexual references and mild comic violence.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II
-- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some
material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Bella"
(Roadside)
Rated "PG-13"
Sweetly sentimental story about an unmarried New York
waitress (an especially fine Tammy Blanchard) who loses her
job after becoming pregnant, and her restaurant's empathetic
chef (Mexican soap favorite Eduardo Verastegui) -- an
ex-soccer star whose career ended after his car fatally
struck a child -- who gives the young woman emotional
support, takes her to visit his loving family, and gently
tries to persuade her to keep the baby. Director and
co-writer Alejandro Monteverde's impressive feature film
debut is sometimes dramatically slack and implausible, but
the sensitive performances, positive depiction of the chef's
warm Latino family, and most of all, its affirmative
pro-life message -- along with themes of self-forgiveness,
reconciliation and redemption -- should resonate with
Catholic viewers. Partially subtitled. A couple of crass
words, a child's death, a drug reference, and the
out-of-wedlock theme aside, film is admirably free of
objectionable elements. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material
may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"The
Benchwarmers" (Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Lame comedy about three grown nerds (Rob Schneider, David Spade and Jon
Heder) who are recruited by a former geek turned billionaire (Jon Lovitz)
into playing against various Little League teams of bullying jocks in a
tournament he's sponsoring. By beating them, the trio will win respect
for every picked-on kid. Despite a commendable underdog message and some
occasional funny moments, director Dennis Dugan's film strikes out, its
"Bad News Bears" script straining under forced laughs and sophomoric
slapstick. Recurring crass humor and sight gags, some sex jokes
including running gay innuendo and a crude gesture, as well as a
smattering of crude language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
Benji
Off
the
Leash!
(Mulberry
Square)
Rated
"PG"
With
the
dearth
of
family-friendly
movies,
it
is
a
doggone
shame
that
when
good-guy
filmmaker
Joe
Camp
comes
along,
his
well-intentioned
labors
result
in
a
woofer
of
a
movie
like
"Benji
Off
the
Leash.
The
floppy-eared
hero
first
strayed
onto
the
big
screen
in
"Benji"
(1974),
quickly
followed
by
"For
the
Love
of
Benji"
(1977)
and
a
decade
later
by
"Benji
the
Hunted"
(1987).
In
addition
to
feature
films,
Benji
also
starred
in
numerous
specials
and
even
had
his
own
TV
series.
In
the
new
film,
set
in
rural
Mississippi,
the
eponymous
mutt
(the
fourth
mixed
terrier
to
fill
the
leash)
befriends
a
shaggy
but
spunky
mongrel
named
--
appropriately
enough
--
Shaggy,
and
helps
him
rescue
his
ailing
mother
from
a
squalid
backyard
puppy
mill
run
by
greedy
breeder Hatchett
(Chris
Kendrick).
The
doggie
duo
is
aided
in
their
canine
capering
by
Hatchett's
pet-loving
stepson,
Colby
(Nick
Whitaker),
and
hampered
by
two
bumbling
dogcatchers
(Randall
Newsome
and
Duane
Stephens).
The
story,
which
is
layered
with
such
serious
issues
as
domestic
abuse,
was
allegedly
inspired
by
the
real-life
search
for
a
new
dog
to
play
the
title
role.
Full
of
homespun
charm,
"Benji
Off
the
Leash!"
is
the
kind
of
little-movie-that-could
which
you
desperately
want
to
root
for,
but
one
which
makes
you
leave
the
theater
shaking
your
head
in
disappointment.
Camp, Benji's
creator
--
whose
Mulberry
Square
Productions
specializes
in
family
fare
--
hopes
the
film
will
prove
that
not
everyone
in
the
entertainment
industry
subscribes
to
the
prevalent
lowest-common-denominator
mentality.
Referring
to
his
new
film
a
"true
'everybody'
movie,"
he
wanted
to
make
a
movie
that
didn't
rely
on
violence
and
vulgarity
as
selling
points.
While
such
heart-in-the-right-place
goals
are
certainly
to
be
applauded
and
supported,
neither
the
film's
uplifting
message
nor
its
adorably
scruffy
stars
can
hide
its
poorly
structured
script,
flat
dialogue
and
stale
performances,
including
the
tedious
slapstick
antics
of
Newsome
and
Stephens.
Sounds
harsh,
but
to
throw
the
film
a
more
laudatory
bone
would
be
a
clear
case
of
letting
the
sentimental
tail
wag
the
dog
of
objectivity.
Sadly,
"Benji
Off
the
Leash!"
is
nothing
to
bark
about.
Due
to
some
mildly
crude
expressions,
implied
spousal
abuse
and
images
of
animal
cruelty,
the
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-II
--
adults
and
adolescents
"Beowulf &
Grendel" (Union Station Media/Truly Indie)
Rated "R"
Grim and tepid, if earnest and ruggedly beautiful, retelling of the
eighth-century Anglo-Saxon saga of the Norse hero Beowulf (Gerard
Butler) who leads a troop of warriors across the sea to help the
long-suffering Danish king Hrothgar (Stellan Skarsgard) rid his lands of
a murderous troll, Grendel (Ingvar Sigurdsson), who is exacting revenge
on Danes for an earlier wrong. Stripping the epic of both its fantasy
and Christian elements while remaining faithful to its outline, director
Sturla Gunnarsson does a good job at establishing the dark, dank and
brutish world of the poem, breaking up the overall broodiness with
savage swordplay and severed limbs, but what the film gains in pathos by
humanizing the monster, and a contemporary feel by modernizing the
dialogue (including frequent use of the f-word), it loses in mythic
luster. Assorted bloody violence, including dismemberment, some
gruesome images, a rape flashback, an implied sexual encounter, a crass
scene of urination, and recurring rough and crude language. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"Beverly Hills
Chihuahua"
(Disney)
Rated “PG”
A pampered pooch (voice of Drew Barrymore) is kidnapped by a Mexican
dog-fighting ring while on a junket in the custody of her doting
owner's (Jamie Lee Curtis) self-absorbed niece (Piper Perabo),
escapes with the help of a protective ex-police dog (voice of Andy
Garcia) and discovers life on the streets while the ardent Chihuahua
(voice of George Lopez) she once spurned leads the search for her.
Along with entertaining adventures, director Raja Gosnell's
sprightly live-action canine quest offers lessons about ethnic
prejudice and class distinctions while also portraying the
personality-warping effects of materialism.
Mild menace. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-I -- general patronage. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested.
Some material may not be suitable for children.
"Beyond the
Gates" (IFC)
Rated "R"
Gripping dramatization about the 1994 siege of a Rwandan secondary
school at the height of the genocide, as a dedicated Catholic priest
(John Hurt) and an idealistic young British teacher (Hugh Dancy) --
both fictional characters -- attempt to protect some 2,500 Tutsi
citizens from the machete-wielding Hutus hovering just outside the
school gates. Director Michael Caton-Jones has filmed this powerful
film at the actual locations of the horrific events with survivors
among the cast and crew. This important film
is acceptable for mature teens. Much disturbing if discreetly handled
violence, description of atrocities, images of dead and wounded, some rough
language and mild profanity uttered under duress, a childbirth scene. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Beyond the Sea"
(Lions Gate)
Rated "PG-13"
Entertaining -- if dramatically uneven -- biopic about Bobby Darin (Kevin
Spacey, who also directed) which traces the singer's life from sickly child in
the Bronx, where his bout with rheumatic fever had doctors predicting he
wouldn't make it to his 15th birthday, through his early rise to fame, marriage
to actress Sandra Dee, and triumphs in nightclubs, film and recording. He did
all this while racing the clock with a bad heart, a condition that would fell
him at the young age of 36, and coping with a devastating revelation about his
parentage. Spacey's singing of the Darin hits is phenomenally good, and even if
he looks a mite mature for the role, he pulls it off, and though the flashback
framing device is initially awkward, once the story gets going the film is
absorbing with several touching scenes. Some rough and profane language and one
nonexplicit sexual encounter. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
"Bewitched" (Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Amiable retread of the 1960s sitcom, as a washed-up movie actor (Will
Ferrell) decides to revive the series (and his career), casting an
unknown (Nicole Kidman) to play his wife, not realizing she's an actual
witch, leading to romantic complications. Writer-director Nora Ephron's
comedy is more pleasantly amusing than outright hilarious, but the
mercurial Kidman is a total delight, Ferrell has some bright moments,
and there are felicitous turns by Michael Caine, Shirley MacLaine and
Carole Shelley, as well as a positive message about honesty and
friendship. Some crude expressions, sexual humor and innuendo,
cartoonish witchcraft elements and partial blurred nudity make this best
for adults and perhaps older adolescents. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Big Momma's House 2" (20th Century
Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Stale sequel to the 2000 comedy in which FBI agent Malcolm Turner
(Martin Lawrence), while posing as a plus-size nanny to investigate a
software designer tagged with compromising national security, winds up
bringing the suspected man's family closer together. Directed by John
Whitesell, this only fitfully funny and unnecessarily crude second
helping rehashes much of the original's forced slapstick humor, with the
perfunctory plot an afterthought to Lawrence' sassy shtick.
Comic
violence, some gun waving and an implied shooting, some crude and sexual
humor and innuendo, a brief drug reference, age-inappropriate suggestive
dance moves involving young children, scattered crass expressions. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son" (Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Warm but somewhat bland third installment in the "Big Momma"
franchise, with Martin Lawrence again in the title role.
Director John Whitesell and screenwriter Matthew Fogel put
Momma through her paces as a housemother at an Atlanta girls
school while Lawrence's real persona, an FBI agent -- with
the help of Brandon T. Jackson as his son -- searches for a
flash drive that will convict a group of mobsters. Some
gun violence, fleeting crude and crass language and a
partial rear view of a body suit. The Catholic News Service
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children
under 13.
"The Big
Question" (THINKfilm)
Rated "PG-13"
Curious documentary in which filmmakers Francesco Cabras and Alberto
Molinari pose several direct questions to fellow cast and crew members
on the set of "The Passion of the Christ" -- Mel Gibson among them --
about their personal religious beliefs, eliciting responses both
poignant and pretentious from a diversity of creeds as well as from
agnostics and atheists. Cleverly shot using the ancient Southern Italian
town where Gibson's movie was shot as a backdrop, and with many of the
respondents in full biblical costume, the film works for the most part,
despite consisting of little more than people candidly discussing their
ideas of the divine, interspersed with artsy images of a dog wandering
the landscape. Subtitles. A brief drug reference. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents.
"Birth"
(New
Line)
Rated
"R"
Unconventional
love
story
about
a
New
York
widow
(Nicole
Kidman)
who
comes
to
believe
that
her
dead
husband
has
been
reincarnated
as
a
10-year-old
boy
(Cameron
Bright),
much
to
the
dismay
of
her
new
fiance
(Danny
Huston).
Director
Jonathan
Glazer
has
crafted
an
elegiac
meditation
on
love,
loss
and
mortality,
buttressed
by
exceptional
performances
from
the
assembled
ensemble,
hauntingly
evocative
visuals
and
a
disquietingly
plaintive
score,
but
the
film
contains
several
controversial
scenes
between
Kidman
and
Bright
--
including
one
in
a
bathtub
--
that
many
viewers
may
find
extremely
troubling.
Suggestive
situations
involving
an
adult
and
a
minor,
and
an
explicit
sexual
encounter
with
nudity.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
O
--
morally
offensive.
"The
Big Year" (Fox 2000)
Rated "PG"
Warm-hearted seriocomedy in which a business tycoon (Steve
Martin), a rudderless nuclear power plant worker (Jack Black)
and a home contractor (Owen Wilson) vie to win the titular
bird-watching competition by spotting the greatest number of
different species over the course of a calendar year. As the
builder obsessively tries to defend his seemingly insurmountable
previous record, the executive and the slacker form an unlikely
friendship as well as an alliance intended to best their
sometimes unscrupulous rival. Director David Frankel's mostly
agreeable film -- inspired by Mark Obmascik's book of the same
name -- affirms the primacy of family life and personal
relationships over materialistic or ego-driven goals. Brief
nongraphic marital lovemaking, possible cohabitation, a
fertility treatment theme, adultery references, at least one use
of profanity, an obscene gesture, a few crude and crass terms.
The Catholic News Service classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental
guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for
children.
"The Black Balloon" (NeoClassics)
Rated "PG-13"
Moving Australian film about a teenager (Rhys Wakefield)
settling into a new neighborhood with his pregnant mother (Toni
Collette) and army officer father (Erik Thomson) and caring for
his autistic brother (Luke Ward) with the help of a sympathetic
girlfriend (Gemma Ward). First-time feature director Elissa
Down's semiautobiographical story is well-acted and conveys a
strong pro-family message and compassionate view of the
disabled. Some crass expressions, brief domestic violence, a
few expletives including a single use of profanity and of the
F-word, mild sexual elements with innuendo and a birth control
reference, and some scatological elements; acceptable for older
teens. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may
be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Black Book" (Sony Classics)
Rated "R"
Glossy, well-acted World War II saga set in Holland about a Jewish
singer (a compelling Carice van Houten) who, after her family is
gunned down by the Nazis, joins the Dutch Resistance who ask her to
romance and spy on the local Gestapo chief (Sebastian Koch) with
whom she then genuinely falls in love. Director Paul Verhoeven has
made essentially an old-style Hollywood espionage story but with a
good deal of present-day permissiveness, and though the film has
some serious intent, it registers mainly as escapist entertainment,
even if inspired by true events. In Dutch, German, English and
Hebrew, with subtitles. Strong rough and crude language and
profanity, sexual encounters, full male and female nudity, innuendo,
wartime violence including shootings and beatings, vigilante
justice. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling.
"The Black Dahlia" (Universal)
Rated "R"
Adaptation of James Ellroy's novel built around the never-solved,
true-life case of a young Hollywood hopeful (Mia Kirshner) -- whose
mutilated body was found in a vacant lot in 1947 -- focusing on two
L.A. cops (Josh Hartnett and Aaron Eckhart) who are involved in the
case. The Hartnett character finds himself in a platonic menage with
his partner and the latter's longtime girlfriend (Scarlett
Johansson), then falls under the sway of a seductive rich girl
(Hilary Swank) who resembles the murder victim. Brian DePalma's
film-noir homage is uneven as drama (with its overly complex
script), despite his customary stylish flourishes and good, if
occasionally over-the-top, performances, but the pileup of sordid
revelations, though expected in the noir genre, and sundry other
lurid plot elements preclude recommendation. Rough and crude
language, general decadence, sexual situations and innuendo, much
violence, a couple of brutal boxing matches, some grisly imagery, a
re-creation of the lesbian underworld, pornography, adultery,
incest, rear nudity, murder, suicide and drug use. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Black Snake Moan" (Paramount
Vantage)
Rated "R"
Extremely lurid, but ultimately redemptive, melodrama set in rural
Tennessee about an aging blues singer (Samuel L. Jackson) who nurses
a badly beaten nymphomaniac (Christina Ricci) back to health, and
gets her to overcome her drug and sexual addictions, conquering his
own inner demons in the process. Writer-director Craig Brewer pulls
out the stops with an intentionally florid style, while the
impressive performances of the leads -- as well as those of John
Cothran as a benevolent preacher, S. Epatha Merkerson as an
empathetic friend and Justin Timberlake as an emotionally damaged
soldier who loves the young woman -- overcome the more outrageous
plot elements, The high quotient of sex, violence and foul
language -- which walks the finest of lines between morally
objectionable and dramatically valid -- will seriously limit the
film's appeal to audiences, Catholic and otherwise. Pervasive rough
and crude language and profanity, racial epithets, strong sexuality
including a couple of graphic encounters without nudity, premarital
situations, upper female nudity elsewhere, violence and drug use.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling.
"Black Swan" (Fox Searchlight)
Reted "R"
At the behest of her ballet company's artistic director (Vincent Cassel), a shy,
inhibited dancer (Natalie Portman) rebels against her overprotective mother
(Barbara Hershey) and seeks to imitate a passionate rival (Mila Kunis) by
embracing a hedonistic lifestyle in order to fit her for the major role in
Tchaikovsky's "Swan Lake," an onstage embodiment of guile and sensuality. Though
Portman turns in a striking performance, director Darren Aronofsky's
nightmarish, morally muddled drama plays on the extremes of sexual repression
and debauched license and, whether read as insisting on the necessity of
indiscriminate experience or as a cautionary tale, presents its heroine's
experimentation with voyeuristic excess. Strong sexual content, including
graphic lesbian and nonmarital heterosexual activity, as well as masturbation,
drug use, a few instances of profanity, much rough and some crude language and
numerous sexual references. The Catholic News Service classification is O --
morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Blades of
Glory" (Paramount/DreamWorks)
Rated "PG-13"
Fitfully amusing buddy comedy about rival skating champions -- a
macho ladies' man (Will Ferrell) and a former child prodigy (Jon
Heder) -- banned from the world championships after fighting on the
ice, who reluctantly become a team when they learn it's the only way
they'll be allowed back to compete, while a jealous brother-sister
act (Will Arnett and Amy Poehler) attempt to sabotage the duo. Will
Speck and Josh Gordon direct the sophomoric proceedings capably, the
skating stunts are well handled, the leads are well paired, and
there are apt satirical barbs at the skating industry. The pervasive
low humor and vulgarity preclude the younger viewers who would most
appreciate the humor, even as predictable affirmations of friendship
and good sportsmanship eventually prevail. Crude language, crass
expressions, mild profanity, a couple of brief nongraphic sexual
encounters, innuendo, comic violence and mayhem, including a
decapitation, brief comic suggestion of incest and drug use. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults.
"Blade:
Trinity"
(New
Line)
Rated
"R"
Violent
and
vacuous
fantasy
action
sequel,
based
on
the
titular
Marvel
Comics'
character,
a
brooding
half-mortal,
half-vampire
slayer
(Wesley
Snipes),
who
in
this
third
go-round
must
join
forces
with
a
team
of
vampire-hunters
(Jessica
Biel
and
Ryan
Reynolds)
and
battle
an
army
of
bloodsuckers
(led
by
Parker
Posey)
bent
on
resurrecting
the
granddaddy
of
all
undead,
Dracula
(Dominic
Purcell)
--
here
re-imagined
as
an
ancient
Sumerian
demon
--
to
spawn
a
vampiric
master
race.
Directed
by
David
S.
Goyer,
this
bloodfest
dishes
out
the
same
tedious
gore
and
cheesy
dialogue
as
the
first
two
installments,
and
hopefully
this
one
will
drive
a
stake
through
any
future
films
in
this
forgettable
franchise.
Excessive
violence,
much
profanity
and
rough
language.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
O
--
morally
offensive.
"Blindness"
(Miramax)
Rated "R"
Chilling parable in which an eye doctor (Mark Ruffalo)
becomes an early victim in an epidemic of instant blindness
and, voluntarily accompanied by his still-sighted wife
(Julianne Moore), is forcibly quarantined in a dilapidated
mental hospital where conditions, both physical and moral,
rapidly deteriorate as the number of inmates (including
Danny Glover, Alice Braga, Gael Garcia Bernal and Don
McKellar, who also wrote the screenplay) grows. Director
Fernando Meirelles' adaptation of Nobel Prize-winning author
Jose Saramago's 1995 novel plumbs the depths of human
sinfulness, but never gives way to nihilism. Strong
sexual content, adultery, brief scenes of full nudity,
frequent rough and some crude language, and occasional uses
of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"The Blind Side" (Warner
Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Inspirational family drama, based on real events, in which a
wealthy white couple (Sandra Bullock and Tim McGraw) in Memphis,
Tenn., offer shelter to a homeless black student (Quinton Aaron)
from their children's (Lily Collins and Jae Head) school and, as
he becomes an increasingly integral part of their clan, help him
to hone his football skills while also hiring a determined tutor
(Kathy Bates) to raise his academic standing. Driven by
Bullock's field-sweeping performance as the feisty, religiously
motivated adoptive mother, writer-director John Lee Hancock's
unapologetically Christian tale of human solidarity across
racial and class divides, adapted from Michael Lewis' 2006
best-seller "The Blind Side: Evolution of a Game," is funny,
shrewd and ultimately uplifting. Brief nongraphic marital
lovemaking, at least one profanity, a few sexual and drug
references, a half-dozen crass terms. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Blood and Chocolate" (MGM)
Rated "PG-13"
Disposable tale about an American comic book artist (Hugh Dancy)
researching folklore in Romania where he romances an alluring
expatriate chocolatier (Agnes Bruckner) who turns out to be a
werewolf, provoking the ire of her shape-shifting clan, especially
her insolent cousin (Bryan Dick) and the feral leader of the pack
(Olivier Martinez) to whom she is promised. While relatively
restrained in terms of sex and violence, director Katja von
Garnier's film doesn't work as a love story or a thriller, and
despite its nocturnal Bucharest backdrop and some modestly stylish
sequences the overall effect is bland. Some violence, a few
bloody images, erotically suggestive dancing, fleeting glimpse of a
nude photograph, drug references and sexual innuendo, as well as
sporadic mildly crude language and profanity. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Blood Diamond" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Compelling action-adventure set in Africa's Sierra Leone as a
mercenary (a superb Leonardo DiCaprio), a crusading U.S. reporter
(Jennifer Connelly) and a frantic African fisherman (Djimon Hounsou)
who's been separated from his family join forces against a backdrop
of bloody civil war and plundering of the country's natural
resources. Director Edward Zwick masterfully balances the action
sequences with the more intimate ones. The film, though overly long,
delivers on entertainment value, while imparting a worthy message
about the immoral origin of conflict diamonds and the exploitation
of child soldiers, and delivers a strong affirmation of family,
while the DiCaprio-Connelly romance is refreshingly devoid of overt
sexual elements. Much violence and bloodshed though admirably
restrained in its presentation, murder, rough language and
profanity, crude expressions, threat of rape, underage drinking and
smoking. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults.
"Bobby" (MGM/Weinstein)
Rated "R"
Fact and fiction are deftly blended in a multistoried drama about
the intertwining lives of guests and workers at the Ambassador Hotel
in Los Angeles -- played by an all-star cast including William H.
Macy, Anthony Hopkins, Sharon Stone, Laurence Fishburne, Demi Moore
and many more -- leading up to Robert F. Kennedy's assassination.
The presidential candidate is only seen sporadically in newsreel
footage but director-writer Emilio Estevez's characters -- despite
conflicts -- ultimately come to reflect the noble ideals of
brotherhood and forgiveness expressed in some of Kennedy's stirring
campaign speeches. Though there is some oversentimentality, on the
whole it's a compelling dramatization with a worthy message whatever
one's political stripe. Some rough expletives and an instance of
profanity, drug use, brief side and rear nudity, brief violence and
an adulterous affair. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
"Body of Lies" (Warner
Bros.)
Rated "R"
Taut and engrossing Mideast thriller about a conscientious U.S.
intelligence agent (Leonardo DiCaprio) who -- in an environment
of deception and betrayals -- seeks out an Osama-like terrorist
leader while taking orders from his longtime colleague, a
hard-nosed CIA chief (Russell Crowe) back in Virginia. Director
Ridley Scott maintains a good pace, and there are intelligent
performances by all, including Mark Strong as the agent's
Jordanian liaison, while the culturally enlightened script
encourages humanistic understanding of the politically and
socially volatile region. Relatively brief but graphic images
of violence, torture, and medical procedures, pervasive rough
language and profanity, and some blunt sexual expressions. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Bolt" (Disney)
Rated "PG"
The canine star of a TV show (voice of John Travolta), raised to
believe he has superpowers and that the program on which he
continually rescues his beloved owner (voice of Miley Cyrus) is
real, is accidentally shipped cross-country and must make his
way back with the help of a streetwise cat (voice of Susie
Essman) and an enthusiastic hamster (voice of Mark Walton).
Directors Chris Williams and Byron Howard's endearing animated
adventure, which sees its hero learning to believe in himself
and his companions -- especially the formerly selfish feline --
discovering the value of friendship and teamwork, has chase
sequences and cartoon action that might frighten the youngest
children, but is otherwise unobjectionable. Conventional
and 3-D formats. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I
-- general patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG --
parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"Bonneville" (SenArt/Drop
of Water)
Rated "PG"
Touching story of a widow (Jessica Lange) who treks by car from Idaho to
California with her two girlfriends (Kathy Bates and Joan Allen) to turn over
her late husband's ashes to her grown stepdaughter (Christine Baranski), who
demands them in return for not evicting her stepmother from her home. First-time
feature director Christopher Rowley -- with a sensitive script by Daniel D.
Davis, who based the story on his grandmother and her friends -- sustains a
gentle and easygoing tone throughout this mature "chick flick" road movie, the
friendship of the women is beautifully dramatized, and there's an affectingly
spiritual, if not specifically Catholic, quality in the healthy approach to
dealing with death. A few instances of crass language, light violence and
brief innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II
-- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for
children.
"Boogeyman"
(Screen
Gems)
Rated "PG-13"
Hokey horror flick about a young man (Barry Watson) who has
been haunted all his by memories of a traumatic incident he "witnessed" in
his bedroom as a boy -- he is convinced the eponymous evil specter snatched
his father -- and who is advised by his psychologist that in order to
salvage his sanity, he must prove that the fearful episode was nothing more
than a figment of his troubled imagination by spending a night alone in his
creepy childhood home. Though not without some mild suspense and
popcorn-tossing jolts, the movie, directed by Stephen Kay, is a muddled mess
of failed frights, horror-movie cliches and backend-heavy special effects
pieced together by a mostly incoherent script. Several sequences of menace,
which involve horror-style violence as well as some sexually suggestive
scenes, one which contains partial nudity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"The Book of Eli " (Warner
Bros.)
Rated "R"
This unexpectedly contemplative and lyrical, if violent, homage
to spaghetti Westerns, martial arts films and religious faith
follows a lone hero (Denzel Washington) as he traverses a
post-apocalyptic landscape using his considerable fighting
skills to safeguard the only extant copy of the King James
Bible. Director siblings Albert and Allen Hughes have succeeded
at making an entertaining and relatively substantive movie,
while refraining from saturating the proceedings in blood or
prolonging the violent passages. Still, some moviegoers will
find the pairing of scripture with stylized aggression
unnecessary and avoidable. Intermittent strong violence
including gun- and swordplay and a killing intended to be
merciful, much rough language, some crude language, and brief
sexual innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under
17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Borat!
Cultural Learning of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of
Kazakhstan" (20th Century Fox)
Rated "R"
Juvenile mock documentary about a clueless journalist (Sacha Baron
Cohen) from Kazakhstan who travels to the United States to report on
the American way of life and embarks on a cross-country odyssey to
meet actress Pamela Anderson with whom he becomes infatuated after
seeing her on television. Some of the outrageous pranks -- many
involving real people not in on the joke -- are, admittedly, funny,
but mostly the film wallows in vulgarity, with Cohen and director
Larry Charles more often going for shock laughs over wit in
satirizing American culture and politics. Pervasive coarse sexual
and scatological humor, crass sight gags, masturbation, nudity, some
irreverent remarks, and excessive rough and crude language, as well
as some ethnic stereotypes. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Bordertown"
(THINKFilm)
Rated "R"
Worthy but bleak investigative drama in which,
at the behest of her editor (Martin Sheen), a
Chicago reporter (Jennifer Lopez) travels to
Juarez, Mexico, to uncover the truth about a
series of rapes and murders committed against
female factory workers and, uniting with a
former colleague and old flame (Antonio Banderas)
as well as a wealthy local humanitarian (Sonia
Braga), tries to protect the young survivor
(Maya Zapata) of one such attack.
Writer-director Gregory Nava's film, inspired by
true events, is absorbing, despite some
melodramatic elements and an oversimplified
indictment of globalization. Brutal rape and
attempted rape, nonmarital sexual activity, rear
and upper female nudity, graphic images of blood
and corpses, some rough, crude and profane
language, and occasional crass language. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"The Bounty Hunter"
(Columbia/Relativity)
Rated "PG-13"
Forgettable, frequently mean-spirited mix of romantic comedy and
crime story begins with a former police officer-turned-bounty
hunter (Gerard Butler) delightedly arresting his journalist
ex-wife (Jennifer Aniston) after she fails to appear for a court
hearing, but the two quickly become entangled in a case of
police corruption that leaves them dodging bullets and, far less
successfully, a renewed hail of arrows from cupid's bow. Any
potentially heartwarming elements in director Andy Tennant's
predictable tale of rekindling romance get lost amid the
frenetic shuffle as the rival protagonists use a Taser stun gun
on one another as well as tackle and handcuff each other.
Some action violence, scenes of torture, brief rear nudity,
several sexual jokes and references, about eight uses of
profanity, a bit of rough and much crude language. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may
be inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Bourne Ultimatum"
(Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
This lightning-paced, globe-trotting follow-up to "The Bourne Identity" and "The
Bourne Supremacy" wraps up Bourne's (Matt Damon) quest to discover his true name
and history even as CIA project head (David Strathairn) orders his immediate
termination, but is continually stymied by Bourne's lethal skills at evasion and
unexpected help from female CIA operatives (Joan Allen and Julia Stiles).
Director Paul Greengrass orchestrates sustained and eye-popping
action-excitement throughout while a top-notch cast (including a climactic
appearance by Albert Finney) manages to flesh out their characters, resulting in
a satisfying if somewhat exhausting thriller. Much intense and fierce violence
and intermittent profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Box" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
In 1976 Richmond, Va., a cash-strapped suburban couple (Cameron
Diaz and James Marsden) find themselves in a moral dilemma when
a mysterious, disfigured stranger (a haunting Frank Langella)
presents them with a device that, if they choose to activate it,
will kill someone unknown to them but will also gain them a $1
million payment. Spiritually well-grounded adult viewers willing
to overlook some improbabilities in writer-director Richard
Kelly's intelligently challenging, if over-elaborate, screen
version of Richard Matheson's 1970 short story "Button, Button"
may be intrigued by this reflection on ethical choices and
consequences, but the evolving parable includes actions that
would be blatantly unacceptable in a more realistic context.
Mature themes, complex moral issues, a few uses of profanity and
a couple of sexual references. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Boy in the Striped Pajamas" (Miramax)
Rated "PG-13"
The 8-year-old son (Asa Butterfield) of a Nazi concentration camp commander
(David Thewlis) befriends a captive Jewish boy (Jack Scanlon) and is gradually
exposed to the horrors of the Holocaust. Writer-director Mark Herman's luminous
screen version of John Boyne's award-winning novel for both children and adults
contrasts its protagonist's innocence with the brutal irrationality of the
events he uncomprehendingly witnesses. Mature thematic material, including a
disturbing but nongraphic mass extermination scene. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned.
Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Boy
A" (Weinstein)
Rated "R"
Achingly sad and touching story of a sensitive young man
(stunning work by Andrew Garfield) -- released from prison after
14 years for a dreadful crime in which he took part as a child
-- who, with the help of a concerned caseworker (Peter Mullan),
tries to start anew with an assumed name working at a delivery
company where he bonds with one co-worker (Shaun Evans) and
falls in love with another (Katie Lyons). Director John
Crowley's adaptation of John Trigell's novel is bleak,
heart-wrenching, morally complex and thought-provoking in its
themes of forgiveness, redemption, the negative influence of the
media and the human tendency to judge without knowing the facts. Rough language and profanity, crude expressions, nongraphic
sexual situations and frank discussion, fleeting upper female
nudity, bodily violence, off-screen murder, suicide and brief
drug use. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Boynton
Beach Club" (Roadside/Samuel Goldwyn)
Rated "NR"
Touching story about widowed and divorced seniors in Florida adult
community who meet in a bereavement group and come to learn that life is
far from over, as they forge friendships and romantic relationships.
Director and co-writer Susan Seidelman has gathered a first-rate cast
including Joe Bologna, Dyan Cannon, Len Cariou, Sally Kellerman, Michael
Nouri, Renee Taylor and Brenda Vaccaro, and has, for the most part,
avoided hackneyed treatment, and with good messages about recovery from
grief, finding unexpected love, and rebuilding self-esteem. Casual
view of premarital sex including condom use and pornography,
acceptability of divorce, mild innuendo, nongraphic sexual encounters,
partial female nudity, a few instances of rough and crude words, a
nonsexual encounter with a prostitute, drug use. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling. Not rated by
the Motion Picture Association of America.
"Bratz" (Lionsgate)
Rated "PG"
The sleazily dressed Bratz line of fashion dolls come to life in
a fluffy, live-action movie about four empowered Southern
California high-schoolers who are good to their parents and
classmates, do well in school, follow their dreams, and stand up
to the rigid and authority-abusing student body president, all
while dressed like professional escorts or trashy music-video
girls. Director Sean McNamara swerves from naturalistic drama to
cartoon antics, and for all the girls' good works and admirable
camaraderie, the Bratz (as they name their singing-dancing girl
group) are insufferably self-satisfied hyperconsumers. Much
tight and skimpy costuming, two brawls and two instances of
crude physical humor. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"The Brave One" (Warner
Bros.)
Rated "R"
Finely wrought but ultimately troubling tale of a radio
personality (Jodie Foster) who gradually becomes a vigilante
after her fiance (Naveen Andrews) is killed and she herself
grievously wounded in an attack in New York's Central Park, and
of her complex relationship with a police detective (Terrence
Howard) who is determined to hunt down the vigilante. An
unsettling meditation on the effects of fear -- and of its
absence -- director Neil Jordan's film has virtually every
element of a great work of art -- except, ultimately, a
steadfast commitment to humane values. Brutal violence with
blood and gore, some graphic sexual activity, rear and upper
female nudity, outbursts of extremely rough language, and
frequent crude and crass language. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The Break-Up"
(Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Tepid but fitfully affable romantic comedy charting the deterioration of
the relationship of an art gallery assistant (Jennifer Aniston) and a
loutish Chicago tour bus operator (Vince Vaughn) who ultimately learns
to be a more considerate person. Director Peyton Reed draws good work
from the stars, especially the effortlessly appealing Aniston and a
scene-stealing Judy Davis, though the protagonists from the start seem
distinctly incompatible. Underneath the not-very-funny funny business,
there are some universal truths about relationships, but the setup never
quite rings true, and the script should be way sharper. Considerable
profanity and crude language and an instance of rough language, some
crass sexual banter, partial nudity and a permissive view of premarital
relationship. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling.
"Breach"
(Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Interesting though, by its nature, downbeat dramatization about the
case of FBI agent Robert Hanssen (a compelling Chris Cooper) who was
revealed to be a spy for the Russians, called the worst breach in
the history of U.S. intelligence, and how he was entrapped by young
undercover agent Eric O'Neill (Ryan Phillippe), assigned to work
with him. Writer-director Billy Ray's gray-toned film is
deliberately paced, but ultimately delivers on suspense. There is
secondary interest for Catholic viewers in Hanssen's commitment to
Catholicism, though given the unsavory aspects of his personality
(not only treasonous, but an alleged sexual deviant as well), the
connection is more unfortunate than not. Candid discussion of
sexual matters, some crude language and profanity, a brief image of
a pornographic video, domestic discord and mild violence. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Breaking and Entering"
(Weinstein)
Rated "R"
So-so drama about a London architect (Jude Law) -- living with a
Swedish-American divorcee (Robin Wright Penn) and her autistic
13-year-old daughter -- who has an affair with the widowed Bosnian
mother (Juliette Binoche) of a troubled boy who has broken into the
architect's inner-city office, prompting a re-evaluation of his life
and relationships against the city's evolving cultural landscape.
Writer-director Anthony Minghella's film features good performances,
but interweaves its themes of immigration, motherhood and economic
disparity into a plot that's not terribly compelling, though its
moral resolution involves forgiveness and reconciliation. Some
rough and crude language and profanity, upper female nudity, a
prostitute character, a couple of nongraphic sexual encounters, some
sexual banter, infidelity and a condom reference. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Brick"
(Focus)
Rated "R"
Gritty low-budget murder mystery set in Southern California about a high
school loner (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) whose obsessive search for his
missing ex-girlfriend (Emilie de Ravin) leads to danger and deception,
with a list of suspects that includes her junkie boyfriend (Noah Segan),
a manipulative socialite (Nora Zehetner), a drug dealer (Lukas Haas) and
a volatile thug (Noah Fleiss). Inspired by the crime novels of Raymond
Chandler and Dashiell Hammett, director Rian Johnson cleverly gives the
high school movie a noir twist, combining the teen and classic detective
genres, resulting in a hard-boiled hybrid that proves intriguing despite
its modest trappings, though its slangy dialogue may take some getting
used to. Some violence, including several rough beatings and a
shooting, recurring drug content, unflattering portrayal of authority
figures, underage drinking and smoking, and sporadic crude language. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Bride &
Prejudice" (Miramax)
Rated "PG-13"
Daffy, but likable, updated subversion of "Pride & Prejudice"
-- with leading man Darcy (Martin Henderson) now an American hotel magnate,
and the Bennet girls now the Bakshis, a genteel lower middle-class Indian
clan -- but most of the Jane Austen plot elements are more or less intact,
including the duplicitous Wickham (Daniel Gillies). Gurinder ("Bend it Like
Beckham") Chadha's retread is also a garish musical in the Bollywood
tradition, and though much of it is -- intentionally -- way over the top,
the central romance between Darcy and the beautiful Lalita (Austen's
"Elizabeth") (Aishwarya Rai) comes through appealingly. Some off-color
remarks, a fistfight, provocative dancing, and some thematic material make
this best for older adolescents on up. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Bride & Prejudice"
(2005)
Daffy, but likable, updated subversion of "Pride and Prejudice" -- with leading
man Darcy (Martin Henderson) now an American hotel magnate, and the Bennet girls
now the Bakshis, a genteel lower-middle-class Indian clan -- but most of the
Jane Austen plot elements are more or less intact, including the duplicitous
Wickham (Daniel Gillies). Gurinder ("Bend It Like Beckham") Chadha's retread is
also a garish musical in the Bollywood tradition, and though much of it --
intentionally -- is way over the top, the central romance between Darcy and the
beautiful Lalita (Austen's "Elizabeth") (Aishwarya Rai) comes through
appealingly. Some off-color remarks, a fistfight, provocative dancing and some
thematic material make this best for older adolescents or adults. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents are
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13. (Buena Vista)
"Brideshead Revisited"
(Miramax/BBC)
Rated "PG-13"
Well acted and lushly outfitted, but substantially re-imagined,
screen version of Evelyn Waugh's 1945 novel about a middle-class
1920s Oxford University student (Matthew Goode) who becomes
entangled with an aristocratic Catholic dynasty through his
almost romantic friendship with its younger son (Ben Whishaw),
subsequently clashing with its misguided matriarch (Emma
Thompson) and pursuing an adulterous affair with her elder
daughter (Hayley Atwell). Director Julian Jarrold's sweeping
period drama transforms a Catholic convert's meditation on God's
grace into a cautionary tale about the negative effects of
guilt-inflicting religious fundamentalism. Nongraphic
adulterous sexual activity, brief rear nudity, a passing
same-sex kiss, and occasional crass language. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Bridesmaids"
(Universal)
Rated "R"
Ill-tempered comedy in which a failed bakery owner (Kristen Wiig)
finds the downward spiral of her fortunes accelerating after her
lifelong best friend (Maya Rudolph) becomes engaged and asks her to
serve as maid of honor. What follows -- amid her frantic rivalry
with another of the attendants (Rose Byrne) -- is a series of
disastrous misadventures for the titular ensemble as a whole (which
also includes Melissa McCarthy, Ellie Kemper and Wendi McLendon-Covey)
as well as a potentially winning but prematurely physical romance
pairing the heroine with a local policeman (Chris O'Dowd). As
written by Wiig and Annie Mumolo, director Paul Feig's stumble
toward the altar starts with a graphic, commitment-free bedroom
scene and proceeds to lift the veil, to supposedly humorous effect,
on other uninviting matters such as the symptoms of food poisoning. Explicit nonmarital sexual activity, much sexual and scatological
humor, a same-gender kiss, at least a half-dozen uses of profanity
and pervasive rough and crude language. The Catholic News Service
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Bride Wars"
(Fox 2000/Regency)
Rated "PG"
Amiable if predictable romantic bauble about longtime
devoted pals (Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway, both in
good comic form), who have dreamt since childhood of
June weddings at New York's Plaza Hotel, but then, as
adults, have a falling-out just before their
much-anticipated nuptials there, after which each sets
out to sabotage the other. With the significant moral
reservation that both gals are shown to be cohabiting
with their fiances, director Gary Winick's fitfully
amusing "chick flick" otherwise has no significant sex
or language issues, and there are, at least, some worthy
if pat messages of lasting friendship and sensible
priorities. Premarital situations and some mildly
suggestive dancing. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults, though
it's acceptable for older teens. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for
children.
"Bridget
Jones:
The
Edge
of
Reason"
(Universal)
Rated
"R"
Retread
sequel
to
2001's
"Bridget
Jones'
Diary,"
which
finds
the
plump,
romantically
challenged
Brit
once
again
navigating
a
minefield
of
jealousies
and
insecurities,
while
waffling
between
sincere
affection
for
her
dashing
but
strait-laced
lawyer
boyfriend
(Colin
Firth)
and
the
temptation
of
her
caddish
ex-boss
and
former
lover
(Hugh
Grant).
It
may
be
a
new
diary
entry
for
Bridget
but,
as
directed
by
Beeban
Kidron,
the
story
pretty
much
feels
recycled
from
the
first
go-round,
though
Zellweger,
Firth
and
Grant
are
at
the
top
of
their
game.
Several
implied
sexual
encounters,
a
lesbian
subplot,
as
well
as
an
instance
of
rough
language
and
recurring
crude
sexual
language
and
humor.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
L
--
limited
adult
audience,
films
whose
problematic
content
many
adults
would
find
troubling.
"Bridge to Terabithia" (Disney)
Rated "PG"
Coming-of-age fantasy based on Katherine Paterson's children's novel
about a young loner (Josh Hutcherson) who befriends a new girl in
school (AnnaSophia Robb), who's also an outcast, and together they
create a magical world -- Terabithia -- where they can escape their
real-life troubles. The young leads are charming and the sweet story
gently imparts worthy messages about friendship, family and the
power of imagination, but director Gabor Csupo's faithful adaptation
is a bit underwhelming, as the anticipated fantastical elements are
minimal. Still, despite a plot twist that may upset sensitive young
children, the movie is family-friendly. Mature thematic elements,
including the death of a child, some minor peril and a few mildly
crude language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Brighton
Rock" (IFC)
Rated "NR"
This powerful adaptation of Graham Greene's 1939 novel -
first brought to the screen in a 1947 noir thriller -- revolves
around a depraved young hoodlum (Sam Riley) who manipulates a
naive waitress (Andrea Riseborough) to avoid being arrested for
two brutal murders he commits in the coastal resort of Brighton,
England. By setting the story in 1964, writer-director Rowan
Joffe puts the violence and the two lead characters' Catholic
faith in a more relatable social context than in the original.
Yet the picture poses timeless and tough questions about good
and evil while evoking visceral menace and moral dread; its
potentially objectionable elements can be judged acceptable for
adults willing to grapple with Greene's richly complex view of
Catholicism and of faith in general. Considerable violence,
primarily involving knives, brief nongraphic marital lovemaking,
some profanity and sexual innuendo, and much rough and crude
language. The Catholic News Service classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling. Not rated by the Motion Picture
Association of America.
Bright
Young
Things
(ThinkFilm)
Rated
“R”
Actor-writer
Stephen
Fry
("Wilde,"
"Gosford
Park")
makes
a
mostly
successful
directorial
debut
with
"Bright
Young
Things,"
his
own
adaptation
of
Evelyn
Waugh's
famous
novel,
"Vile
Bodies,"
an
alternately
funny
and
serious
look
at
the
upper-crust
1920s'
Jazz
Age
sensation-seekers
who
partied
till
they
dropped,
obsessed
with
drink
and
drugs
on
the
road
to
self-destruction.
Overly
fond
of
long,
fast
pan
shots
and
annoying
quick
cutting
(much
like
"Chicago")
utilized
to
show
the
fast-paced
lives
these
self-absorbed
characters
lead,
the
film
barely
slows
down
until
the
end,
when
the
story
takes
a
somber
turn.
At
the
center
is
writer
Adam Symes
(Stephen
Campbell
Moore),
whose
memoirs
are
seized
by
narrow-minded
customs
agents
as
he
returns
to
England
from
Paris.
This
is
particularly
unfortunate,
as
he
needs
an
advance
of
1,000
British
pounds
from
publishing
magnate
Lord
Monomark
(Dan
Aykroyd)
to
be
able
to
wed
his
fiancee,
Nina
(Emily
Mortimer).
At
his
boarding
house,
he
wins
an
equivalent
amount
at
cards,
but
then
gambles
the
money
on
a
horse
called
Indian
Runner
when
a
drunken
major
(Jim
Broadbent)
assures
him
the
horse
is
a
shoo-in.
The
major
disappears,
leading
him
to
think
he'll
never
see
the
money
again.
Lo
and
behold,
the
horse
wins,
and
throughout
the
film
Adam
keeps
running
into
the
major,
but
for
complicated
reasons
never
seems
to
get
his
hands
on
the
money
he's
owed.
In
desperation,
he
summons
up
the
courage
to
ask
Nina's
loony
father
(Peter
O'Toole)
for
the
money.
Surprisingly,
the
father
agrees,
but
in
his
carelessness
signs
the
check
"Charlie
Chaplin,"
rendering
the
check
worthless.
Since
it
appears
Adam
will
never
get
the
money,
the
pragmatic
Nina
decides
to
marry
the
wealthy
Ginger
(David
Tennant),
though
she
still
loves
Adam.
Adam
is
eventually
hired
to
be
a
gossip
columnist
--
"Mr.
Chatterbox"
--
after
Simon Balcairn
(James
McAvoy),
who
had
the
job,
writes
an
outrageous
column
filled
with
libelous
fabrications
of
high-placed
people,
and
then
commits
suicide.
(At
one
point,
Adam
fleetingly
considers
suicide,
too.)
For
a
while,
Adam
fills
his
shoes
admirably,
until
an
unfortunate
mishap.
Eventually
war
comes,
bringing
the
wanton
frivolity
of
these
bright
young
things
to
an
end.
Fry
has
seen
in
Waugh's
story
a
searing
indictment
of
a
celebrity
culture
filled
with
gossip
columnists
and
paparazzi,
long
before
our
present-day
obsession
with
such
gossip-generating
engines
as
the
National
Enquirer
and
the
E!
channel.
The
film
is
peopled
with
various
colorful
characters,
including
Adam's
kindly,
eccentric
landlady
(a
delightful
turn
by
British
musical
star
Julia MacKenzie),
who's
extraordinarily
magnanimous
about
Adam's
rent;
a
wild
sophisticate
named
Agatha
Runcible
(Fenella
Woolgar)
who,
in
a
pivotal
scene,
wreaks
havoc
as
she
tears
off
into
the
countryside
in
a
racing
car;
and
an
effeminate
fop
named
Miles
(Michael
Sheen)
whose
infatuation
with
another
man
leads
him
into
serious
trouble
with
the
police.
The
film
is
extravagantly
cast
with
some
terrific
English
actors
in
roles
large
and
small.
Besides
those
mentioned,
there
are
Sir
John
Mills,
Richard
E.
Grant,
Simon
Callow,
Margaret Tyzack
and
Jim
Carter.
Americans
Aykroyd
and
Stockard
Channing
(as
an
evangelist
traveling
with
a
choir
of
attractive
young
ladies)
hold
their
own.
There's
much
decadent
posing
and
snorting
of
cocaine
and
such
in
the
party
scenes,
but,
as
in
the
book
--
a
classic
of
social
criticism
--
it's
all
for
a
moral
purpose.
"Oh,
Nina,
what
a
lot
of
parties,"
Adam
sighs
wearily
at
one
point,
voicing
Waugh's
sentiments.
The
central
characters
ultimately
come
to
a
realization
of
the
more
important
things
of
life.
Waugh
himself
was
Catholic,
and
his
Catholicism
reached
its
popular
apotheosis
with
the
1982
miniseries,
"Brideshead
Revisited."
Fry
has
fiddled
a
bit
with
the
time
frame
of
the
book
so
that
the
story
now
reaches
its
climax
during
World
War
II,
and
ties
things
up
in
a
more
neatly
sentimental
fashion
than
Waugh
did.
(The
novel
was
published
in
1928.)
Otherwise,
if
the
story
isn't
completely
faithful
in
detail,
it
certainly
is
in
spirit.
The
production
is
handsomely
designed
(by
Michael
Howells).
The
music
score
encompasses
mostly
period
recordings,
everything
from
"Sing,
Sing,
Sing"
to
Noel
Coward
ditties.
Because
of
recreational
drug
and
alcohol
use,
implied
promiscuity,
generalized
decadence,
amoral
behavior
and
a
suicide,
the
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
L
--
limited
adult
audience,
films
whose
problematic
content
many
adults
would
find
troubling.
"Brokeback
Mountain" (Focus)
Rated "R"
Over-the-years love story between two emotionally fragile cowboys (Heath
Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal) who begin an intimate relationship during a
solitary sheepherding assignment. Though shortly after, they try to go
their separate ways, with one marrying his fiancee (Michelle Williams)
and the other a former prom queen (Anne Hathaway), they continue to be
drawn to each other. Director Ang Lee's well-crafted film, which is
superbly acted, was adapted from a New Yorker short story by Pulitzer
Prize-winner Annie Proulx. It treats the subject matter -- which a
Catholic audience will find contrary to its moral principles -- with
discretion. Tacit approval of same-sex relationships, adultery, two
brief sex scenes without nudity, partial and shadowy brief nudity
elsewhere, other implied sexual situations, profanity, rough and crude
expressions, alcohol and brief drug use, brief violent images, a
gruesome description of a murder, and some domestic violence. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"Broken
Flowers" (Focus)
Rated "R"
World-weary womanizer (Bill Murray), deserted by his latest amour (Julie
Delpy), receives an anonymous letter from a long-ago flame informing him
he has a 19-year-old son, leading his neighbor (Jeffrey Wright) to
suggest he look up ex-girlfriends (Sharon Stone, Frances Conroy, Tilda
Swinton, Jessica Lange) and determine which one might have sent the
letter. Writer-director Jim Jarmusch's quirky film is a telling
commentary on relationships and human interconnection, the performances
are fine, and Murray is effortlessly luminous. Scattered uses of
rough language, brief full-frontal female nudity, implied premarital
sex, underage drinking and brief drug use. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Brooklyn's Finest"
(Overture)
Rated "R"
Seamy New York police drama chronicling a week in the lives of a
cynical patrolman (Richard Gere) on the verge of retirement, an
undercover operative (Don Cheadle) desperate for promotion to a
safe desk job and a narcotics officer (Ethan Hawke) tempted to
steal drug money to provide for his ill wife and growing family.
Though Catholic imagery pervades director Antoine Fuqua's grim
journey through Gotham's criminal underworld, faith provides no
meaningful guidance to the conflicted characters as they cross
legal and moral boundaries, and as the obscenity laden-script
lurches from bloodshed to explicit scenes of sexuality.
Frequent bloody violence, including beatings, shootings and
strangulation, graphic nonmarital sexual activity, upper female
nudity, a few uses of profanity, unremitting rough and crude
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Brooklyn Rules" (City Lights)
Rated "R"
A coming-of-age comedy-drama about three lifelong Catholic friends
(Scott Caan, Jerry Ferrara and Freddie Prinze Jr.) facing young
adulthood in 1980s New York and trying to resist the influence of a
local Mafia lieutenant (Alec Baldwin). While nicely observed, with a
focus on how friendships can transcend time and circumstances,
director Michael Corrente's film lacks the depth of "The Sopranos." Pervasive rough and crude language; mild sexual innuendo and one
nongraphic sex scene; much violence, including gunfire and beatings,
with bloodshed; and a revenge killing without consequences. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would
find troubling.
"Brothers" (Lionsgate/Relativity)
Rated "R"
After his upstanding Marine brother (Tobey Maguire) is reported
dead in Afghanistan, a newly released ex-con and charming
ne'er-do-well (Jake Gyllenhaal) matures as he cares for his
grieving sister-in-law (Natalie Portman) and young nieces (Bailee
Madison and Taylor Geare), but his sibling, who has actually
been taken prisoner, suffers a moral breakdown in captivity that
threatens to haunt him for life. Though a fine cast that also
includes Sam Shepard as the family's Vietnam-vet patriarch do
their best to lend intensity to this cautionary tale about the
dehumanizing effects of war and the gulf between combat and
civilian life, the cliches and simplistic characterizations in
David Benioff's script leave director Jim Sheridan's adaptation
of Susanne Bier's 2004 Danish film flatfooted. Sporadic
intense violence, including torture; drug use, adultery and
suicide themes; a few uses of profanity; frequent rough and some
crude language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The Brothers Grimm" (Dimension)
Rated "PG-13"
Visually inventive, highly atmospheric adult fantasy that presents the
fairy-tale authors -- Wilhelm and Jacob Grimm (Matt Damon and Heath
Ledger, with credible English accents) -- as con-artist characters in a
story as fantastical as anything they might have written, incorporating
familiar elements of many of their stories, as an autocratic French
occupier (Jonathan Pryce) orders them to get to the bottom of strange
happenings in a German forest involving missing children. Director Terry
Gilliam gets high marks for creating an evocative, 19th-century world,
and whipping up a good deal of excitement as the story races to its
conclusion, but the film is marred by a slow start and an uneven
screenplay by Ehren Krueger. Intense action violence, frightening
images, many involving insects, torture scenes, scattered profanity and
crude language, brief sexual situations, and brief irreligiousness. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"The
Brothers Solomon" (Screen Gems)
Rated "R"
Excruciatingly dull comedy in the
clueless-protagonist vein, in which two brothers
(Will Forte, who scripted, and Will Arnett) must
become fathers to come into an inheritance from
comatose father Lee Majors, and they pay a woman
they've met online (Kristin Wiig) to be
artificially inseminated. Director Bob
Odenkirk's slow pacing fails to propel the
lifeless gags. Pregnancy out of wedlock;
artificial insemination; rough, crude and crass
language; one reference to pornography; and some
mild sexual banter. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Bruno" (Universal/Media Rights Capital)
Rated "R"
Wild social satire follows the exploits of a hyper-gay Austrian
fashion reporter (Sacha Baron Cohen) as he travels to America in
search of fame, and flaunts his proclivities -- and
eccentricities -- to the discomfiture of many. As directed by
Larry Charles, provocateur Cohen scores a few points at the
expense of clueless celebrities and irresponsible parents
determined to launch their babies in Hollywood, but his
wince-inducing exploration of sexual mores is simplistic,
excessively explicit, and includes something to offend everyone. Strong sexual content, including graphic perverse and
adulterous sexual activity, full nudity, pervasive sexual and
some irreverent humor, implicit acceptance of homosexual
activity, much rough and some crude language. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"The Bucket List" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Unremarkable, formulaic, only mildly entertaining story of two cancer patients
-- a wealthy, womanizing tycoon (Jack Nicholson) and a middle-class garage
mechanic (Morgan Freeman) -- who decide to hit the road and experience all their
wildest dreams in the time they have left, that is, until they "kick the
bucket." We've seen all this before, and except for seeing the two stars in
standard reliable form, director Rob Reiner's film is predictably routine,
though some problematic elements aside, imparting a positive message about
finding the joy in life and bringing joy to others. An instance of the f-word;
some crude expletives, crass expressions and scattered profanity; a vulgar
gesture; an implied nonmarital sexual encounter; sexual references and innuendo;
and domestic discord. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children
under 13.
"Bucky
Larson: Born to be a Star" (Columbia)
Rated "R"
Human degradation played for attempted comedy as Nick
Swardson, playing an emotionally and intellectually stunted
bucktoothed Iowa boy, tries to succeed as a star of pornographic
films. Director Tom Brady and screenwriters Swardson, Adam
Sandler and Allen Covert plumb the depths of their obsession
with body functions. Much upper female nudity, frontal and
rear male nudity, pervasive references to body functions and
bodily fluids, and pervasive rough, crude and crass language.
The Catholic News Service classification is O -- morally
offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Bug" (Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
Intense and ultimately repelling tale of a depressed cocktail
waitress (Ashley Judd) who takes in an apparently gentle drifter
(Michael Shannon) to her motel room while living in fear of her
ex-con former husband (Harry Connick Jr.) and is soon persuaded
by the stranger's increasingly hysterical conviction that their
room is teeming with bugs as part of a widespread government
conspiracy against them. Director William Friedkin's stage-bound
adaptation of Tracy Letts' off-Broadway play is initially
promising as a psychological study of vulnerable lost souls but
eventually disintegrates into an ugly and unconvincing horror
flick. Excessive gore and violence, constant rough language
and profanity, a casual sex scene, full male and female nudity,
recreational drug and alcohol abuse, same-sex kissing and
suicidal behavior. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Burlesque" (Screen Gems)
Rated "PG-13"
Initially pleasant but ultimately sordid musical tracing the rise of
an Iowa farm girl (Christina Aguilera) as she moves to Los Angeles
and becomes first a waitress and then -- thanks to her knock-'em-dead
voice -- a star performer at a burlesque club. She's cheered on by a
friendly co-worker (Cam Gigandet) -- with whom romantic sparks are
bound to fly, his faraway fiancee notwithstanding. Eventually, she's
taken under the wing of the establishment's financially beleaguered
owner (Cher). Writer-director Steven Antin's
small-town-gal-makes-good showbiz celebration starts out feeling as
though Andy Hardy and his friends had wandered onto the set of
"Cabaret." But a few of the showcased acts cross the line from saucy
to salacious, the outcome of the love interest winds up glamorizing
an unwedded encounter and an incidental gay relationship is treated
as just another amorous alternative. Benign view of premarital
sex and homosexuality, possible acceptance of abortion, an
out-of-wedlock pregnancy, fleeting rear nudity, often suggestive and
briefly obscene dancing, several uses of profanity and one rough and
some crude and crass terms. The Catholic News Service classification
is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Burn After Reading" (Focus)
Rated "R"
Witty dark caper comedy about hapless
Washington-based gym employees (Frances McDormand and Brad
Pitt) who find the memoirs of a fired CIA analyst (John
Malkovich) on a computer disc and believe they're in
possession of classified information they can sell to the
Russians. Joel and Ethan Coen have written an extremely
clever script, directed with assured timing, and their film
showcases a top-flight cast including George Clooney, Tilda
Swinton and Richard Jenkins, all of whom reveal surprising
comic chops. Overt sex and violence are minimal, but many
will be disturbed by the strong language. Pervasive use of
the F-word and some profanity; two brief instances of
violence, one gruesome; implied nonmarital sexual activity;
and a sexual sight gag. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating
is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or
adult guardian.
"Tim
Burton's Corpse Bride" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG"
Darkly enchanting animated love story based on a Russian folk tale about
a timid groom (voiced by Johnny Depp) whose arranged marriage to the shy
daughter (voiced by Emily Watson) of stuffy aristocrats, is derailed the
night before they are to wed when, practicing his vows alone in the
woods, he finds himself betrothed to a dead girl (voiced by Helena
Bonham Carter) he inadvertently reanimates. Though a bit morose for
young children, co-directors Tim Burton and Mike Johnson have crafted a
delightfully macabre fable that imparts a gentle message of selfless
love which should warm most hearts -- beating or not. Mature thematic
elements, a villainous clerical character and folkloric fantasy content.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II --
adults and adolescents.
C
"Cadillac Records" (Sony
Music/Parkwood)
Rated "R"
Colorful if sometimes sordid chronicle of the rise of Chess
Records throughout the 1950s and 1960s as owner Leonard Chess
(Adrian Brody), a Polish emigre, assembles an array of
rhythm-and-blues musicians -- including such legendary names as
Muddy Waters (Jeffrey Wright), Little Walter (Columbus Short),
Chuck Berry (Mos Def), Howlin' Wolf (Eamonn Walker) and Etta
James (Beyonce Knowles) -- eventually leading his artists to
"cross over" to mainstream audiences. Writer-director Darnell
Martin presents a kaleidoscopic overview of their personal and
professional lives with excellent performances and a flavorful
earful of tunes, though some of the elements below may limit its
appeal to Catholic viewers. Pervasive rough language and some
profanity; some brief nongraphic sexual encounters; some
nonmarital, implied underage sex; innuendo; some racial
violence; drug use and infidelity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Callas
Forever"
(Regent
Releasing)
Rated
"NR"
Fictitious
but
true-in-spirit
story
of
self-obsessed
opera
diva
Maria
Callas'
lonely
last
years
in
Paris
after
she
had
lost
her
voice,
wherein
a
gay
former
manager
(Jeremy
Irons)
persuades
her
she
can
have
a
second
career
by
making
film
versions
of
her
most
notable
operas
while
lip-syncing
to
her
old
recordings.
French
accent
notwithstanding,
Fanny
Ardant
succeeds
to
a
remarkable
degree
in
capturing
the
Greek-American
soprano's
temperament
and
physical
appearance,
while
director
Franco
Zeffirelli
--
a
close
friend
and
colleague
of
Callas
--
directs
with
the
expected
authority
and
brings
special
flair
to
the
"Carmen"
sequences,
though
the
specialized
subject
matter
will
be
of
most
interest
to
Callas
fans
and
opera
buffs.
A
few
instances
of
rough
and
crude
language
and
a
couple
of
mild
sexual
situations.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
Not
rated
by
the
Motion
Picture
Association
of
America.
"The Calling"
(Pleasant Avenue)
Rated "NR"
This absorbing documentary focuses on the struggles involved in responding to a
religious vocation as it follows a young male novice and a mother superior, both
of whom belong to a small community called the Family of Jesus the Healer. When
the group's founder relocates them from Tampa, Fla., to Peru to serve that
country's poor, both the newcomer and the veteran find it increasingly difficult
to balance their calling with family ties and obligations back home. Filmmaker
David Ranghelli's moving study of sacred aspirations and of the courageous
commitment required to fulfill them is all the more effective for not glossing
over the emotional cost a generous answer to God's summons can sometimes exact.
While the ultimate decisions made by the people Ranghelli chronicles vary, this
remains both an uplifting story for a general audience and an excellent tool for
realistic vocations work. A brief discussion regarding chastity. The Catholic
News Service classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. Not rated by the
Motion Picture Association of America.
"Capitalism: A Love Story"
(Overture)
Rated "R"
Hard-hitting but at times overly simplistic documentary in which filmmaker
Michael Moore highlights numerous dysfunctional aspects of the capitalist system
in the U.S. and their negative effects on working people, who are thrown into
unemployment or have their homes seized in foreclosure, ultimately calling for
an economic revolution that would bring democracy to the workplace. Though Moore
interviews two Catholic priests and retired Auxiliary Bishop Thomas J. Gumbleton
of Detroit, who are unanimous in condemning capitalism as inherently sinful,
this is not the teaching of the full magisterium, which instead recognizes both
the efficiencies of the free market system and its need to be prudently
regulated, while upholding the human dignity of workers, particularly their
right to unionize. At least three uses of the F-word and a couple of crude
terms. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Capote"
(Sony Classics)
Rated "R"
Gripping chronicle of writer Truman Capote (a superb Philip Seymour
Hoffman) getting the inspiration to write his acclaimed "nonfiction
novel," "In Cold Blood," after a Kansas farm family is brutally
murdered, and his probing interviews with the townspeople and the
killers, which walk a fine line between calculation and compassion.
Director Bennett Miller's sobering film masterfully recreates the early
1960s as Capote travels back and forth from the superficial New York
social scene to the bleak aura of death row at Leavenworth, with fine
performances by Catherine Keener, Clifton Collins Jr., Chris Cooper and
Amy Ryan. Brief violent images, an implied homosexual relationship,
scattered profanity and rough language, crude expressions, a vulgar
anecdote, sexual reference, and a hanging. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Captain
America: The First Avenger" (Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
A complete absence of cynicism, a crackling undercurrent of
dry wit, and the classical purity of its golden-age Hollywood
references distinguish this comic book adaptation relating the
origins story of the titular superhero (Chris Evans). Director
Joe Johnston displays a warm affinity for 1940s America as he
chronicles the muscular warrior's battle against a rogue Nazi
(Hugo Weaving) and his restrained romance with a fetching
scientist (Hayley Atwell). Despite some scenes of destruction,
the result is, for the most part, full-on family entertainment
of the old school. Much action violence, including gunplay.
The Catholic News Service classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Captivity" (Lionsgate/After
Dark)
Rated "R"
Nasty tale about a model (Elisha Cuthbert) abducted and subjected to
unrelenting torture by a masked figure. Director Roland Joffe's film
eventually comes up with some interesting elements and plot twists,
but by then it is too late, demonstrating he has come a long way
from earlier and loftier achievements such as "The Killing Fields"
and "The Mission." Graphic sex, violence, sadism and torture. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Carandiru"
(Luis Carlos Vasconcelos)
Rated "R"
"Carandiru" (Sony
Classic) is a raw and rambling prison drama about
life in an explosively overcrowded Latin American
penitentiary, as seen through the eyes of a
humanitarian-minded doctor (Luis Carlos
Vasconcelos) brought in to implement an
AIDS-prevention program. Based on actual events
which occurred at Brazil's notorious Sao Paulo
House of Detention, the film, directed by Hector Babenco, conveys an almost palpable sense of
confinement and tinderbox volatility, but falls
short of compelling, in large part due to an
unfocused, episodic script, and, despite an
underlying theme of redemption, the doctor's
nonjudgmental acceptance of the inmates' aberrant
behavior. Due to strong bloody
violence including an intense riot sequence,
several sexual encounters with partial nudity, a
casual attitude toward homosexuality, recurring
drug content and much rough and crude language,
the USCCB classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling.
"Cars"
(Disney)
Rated "G"
Delightful computer-animated movie set in a world of anthropomorphic
autos about a cocky racecar (voiced by Owen Wilson) which, while en
route cross-country to compete in a prestigious championship, is
unexpectedly detained in a neglected desert town, where his growing
friendship with the town's four-wheeled residents (voiced by Paul
Newman, Bonnie Hunt and Larry the Cable Guy, among others) effects a
change of heart regarding fame in the fast lane. Co-directed by John
Lasseter and Joe Ranft, the film has a full tank of humor and emotions
-- not to mention bar-raising visuals -- while its solid storytelling
imparts a charming message about taking the time to appreciate what
really matters in life. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-I -- general patronage.
"Cars
2" (Disney/Pixar)
Rated "G"
In director John Lasseter's winsome -- and equally
family-friendly -- sequel to 2006's "Cars," some of the
anthropomorphic vehicles of the first feature depart Route 66
for an around-the-world adventure as a veteran racecar (voice of
Owen Wilson) accepts a challenge to compete in the first-ever
World Grand Prix across three countries. With his best friend, a
hapless tow truck (voice of Larry the Cable Guy), in tow, he
takes on his main rival, a cocky Italian Formula One speedster
(voice of John Tuturro). A case of mistaken identity, meanwhile,
sees the amigos mixed up in James-Bond-style intrigue involving
an Aston Martin (voice of Michael Caine) who is the superspy of
British Intelligence. Amid the sight gags and belly laughs are
good lessons about family, friendship, self-esteem,
environmental stewardship and acceptance of others. Some of
the action, however -- mainly the spy scenes showcasing
explosions, gunfights, and car "torture" -- may be too intense
for the littlest viewers. The Catholic News Service
classification is A-I -- general patronage. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is G -- general audiences, all
ages admitted.
"Case 39" (Paramount
Vantage)
Rated "R"
Turgid self-parody of a horror film in which a social worker (Renee Zellweger)
finds she has a demon-possessed child (Jodelle Ferland) on her hands. Director
Christian Alvart and screenwriter Ray Wright scoop deeply from the cliches of
demon-seed-children flicks to clumsy effect. Fleeting crude language, a scene of
non-sexual child abuse, brief but intense bloody violence. The Catholic News
Service classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or
adult guardian.
"Cassandra's Dream"
(Weinstein)
Rated "PG-13"
Fairly interesting but ultimately unconvincing London-based drama about two
financially needy brothers (Ewan McGregor and Colin Farrell) asked by their rich
uncle (Tom Wilkinson) to kill a business associate for pay. The two leads are
excellent, but writer-director Woody Allen's Hitchcockian script fails to avoid
a sense of contrivance, and Allen's nihilistic worldview, as espoused here by
McGregor's character, is beginning to grow tiresome. An off-screen
murder, brief violence, much conversational profanity, drug references, some
brief sexual banter and nonmarital relationships. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Casanova"
(Touchstone)
Rated "R"
Handsome but leisurely paced period piece about history's most famous
lover (Heath Ledger), focusing on a fictitious "secret" episode in his
life: his incognito love affair with an 18th-century Venetian beauty
(Sienna Miller) who writes feminist tracts under a male nom de plume. On
the plus side, Lasse Hallstrom's film is well acted, farcical without
overdoing the slapstick, remarkably restrained in sexual matters, and
even has a reasonably moral ending, but there's a surfeit of troublesome
Inquisition-era jibes at the Catholic Church (including a comically
villainous bishop played by Jeremy Irons), and an episode involving
seduction of a novice. Brief sexual episodes without nudity,
innuendo, some crude expressions, pervasive anti-clerical view and a
mild torture scene. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling.
"Casino Royale" (Columbia/MGM)
Rated "PG-13"
Adrenaline-charged adaptation of Ian Fleming's first James Bond
novel (spoofed in a 1967 film of the same title) in which the iconic
British superspy (Daniel Craig in his 007 debut) must infiltrate a
high-stakes card game organized by a banker (Mads Mikkelsen) to
international terrorists. Director Martin Campbell's addition to the
franchise (the 21st overall) jettisons the campy elements of past
films for a grittier, more serious return to the harder-edged tone
of the books -- especially in regard to the violence -- blending
virtuoso action sequences and substantial character development to
show the origins of the Bond mythology. Virile yet vulnerable,
Craig's secret agent is less the sophisticated playboy -- though
there is the usual womanizing -- and more a brash and brooding
assassin. Recurring strong action violence, including an intense
torture scene, adultery, partial nudity, sexual situations, and some
mildly crude language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
"Catch and Release" (Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Dour, slow-moving romantic comedy about a woman (Jennifer Garner)
whose fiancee is killed shortly before their wedding who learns that
he fathered a child with an out-of-town massage therapist (Juliette
Lewis) who eventually comes to town with the child in tow moving in
with her and her fiance's buddies (Kevin Smith, Sam Jaeger and
Timothy Olyphant) with ensuing romantic complications.
Writer-director Susannah Grant's formulaic chick flick strains for
credibility, the acting is bland (especially Olyphant as her
principal love interest), and is unredeemed by the overall message
of forgiveness and a reasonably moral wrap-up. Permissive sexual
mores, intimate encounters (one intense but fully clothed, the other
gauzily photographed with no actual nudity), sexual banter and
innuendo, some crude language and expressions and profanity, a
suicide attempt and drug use. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
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"Catch a Fire" (Focus)
Rated "PG-13"
Intelligent if unevenly compelling drama set in apartheid-era South
Africa that tells the real-life story of Patrick Chamusso (Derek
Luke), a husband and father who abandons his apolitical stance and
becomes a militant rebel fighter after he and his wife (Bonnie
Henna) are wrongfully arrested and tortured by white police
investigators (headed by Tim Robbins) in connection with an
explosion at the oil refinery where he works. Despite all the right
ingredients -- a solid cast, a worthy story, taut pacing and an
accomplished director in Phillip Noyce -- the tale never ignites
from an emotional standpoint. However, in exploring themes of racism
and the timely issue of using violence as a means of political
protest, the film ultimately advocates forgiveness as imperative in
healing the wounds caused by hatred. Some violence, images of
torture, an instance of rough language and a few crude expressions
and racial slurs. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. |
"Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty
Galore" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG"
Entertaining and inventive 3-D spy adventure -- seamless blending live action,
puppetry, and computer animation -- in which rogue feline agent Kitty Galore
(voice of Bette Midler) threatens to make the world her "personal scratching
post" by unleashing the "Call of the Wild," a screech that serves as a weapon of
mass destruction. Led by Diggs (voice of James Marsden), a police K-9 German
shepherd who hates cats, and Catherine (voice of Christina Applegate), a feline
agent who puts her nine lives on the line, the covert pet intelligence agencies
DOG and MEOWS must put differences aside and work together to bring Kitty down.
Plenty of excitement, gizmos and cute-as-a-button moments will charm and
enthrall the youngsters, while their parents will enjoy the inside jokes
referencing James Bond films. The Catholic News Service classification is A-I --
general patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG --
parental guidance suggested.
"The Cave"
(Screen Gems)
Rated "PG-13"
Schlocky horror action movie about a team of expert cave explorers (led
by Cole Hauser and Eddie Cibrian) trapped miles beneath the surface,
who, while struggling to find a way out, fall prey to an unknown
subterranean species of ravenous creatures. Despite its creepy
claustrophobic setting, Bruce Hunt's directorial debut provides few
(even B-movie) jolts, resulting in a formulaic and forgettable
group-peril flick that caves in under the weight of its illogical and
hackneyed script. Recurring monster menace and bloody gore, as well
as scattered crude language and profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"The Cave of the Yellow Dog"
(Tartan)
Rated "NR"
Gentle tale that chronicles the daily life of a family of
nomadic Mongolian sheepherders and centers on a young girl's efforts
to conceal a stray puppy she found, defying her father's orders
forbidding her from keeping the dog. Once again using indigenous,
nonprofessional actors (all are real nomads), director Byambasuren
Davaa blends documentary and narrative storytelling less
successfully than in her previous effort, "The Story of the Weeping
Camel." Despite virtually no plot, she nevertheless manages to craft
a simple yet lovely and gracefully shot fable that explores themes
of family bonds and modernity's encroachment into traditional ways
of life. Though underpinned by a cyclical Buddhist spirituality --
particularly its central belief in reincarnation -- the story and
its affirmation of the supreme value of human life should resonate
with Catholic viewers. Subtitles. The scene of a dead sheep being
skinned may upset very young children. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage. Not rated
by the Motion Picture Association of America.
"Cave of Forgotten Dreams" (IFC)
Rated "G"
Spellbinding 3-D documentary on the 32,000-year-old paintings in
the Chauvet cave of southern France. Director Werner Herzog
includes frank discussions of paintings and sculptures of nude
women, making this better appreciated by mature adolescents,
just as with any other visit to an art museum. Herzog uses the
3-D technology to expertly capture the paintings in the depth
they were meant to convey when they were created in the
Paleolithic Era. The Catholic News Service classification is
A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is G -- general audiences. All ages admitted.
"Cellular"
(New
Line)
Rated
"PG-13"
Somewhat
satisfying
fast-paced
thriller
about
a
kidnapped
woman
(Kim Basinger)
whose
life
--
along
with
that
of
her
young
son
--
hangs
on
the
tenuous
connection
to
a
stranger's
(Chris
Evans)
cell
phone.
Giving
the
old
damsel-in-distress
formula
a
wireless
twist,
director
David
R.
Ellis'
slim
story
about
a
good
Samaritan
slacker
trying
to
save
a
woman
he
has
never
met
is
full
of
predictable
popcorn
thrills
--
including
high-octane
car
chases
--
which,
taken
as
a
whole,
add
up
to
more
than
the
sum
of
its
B-movie
parts.
Recurring
violence,
some
gore
and
terror
situations,
an
instance
of
rough
language,
a
crude
gesture
and
some
sexual
humor,
as
well
as
crass
language
and
profanity.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"Chandni Chowk to China"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
In this flavorful yet prolix fusion of Bollywood cinema and Hong
Kong martial arts, a clownish cook (Akshay Kumar) from Delhi
travels to China to vanquish a gangster exploiting villagers
near the Great Wall. He crosses paths with a set of female twins
and is transformed into a fighter by their father, a kung fu
master. Director Nikhil Advani blends music and melodrama,
cartoonish humor and stylized action into a colorful spectacle
that proves to be too much of too many things, destined to test
the patience of uninitiated moviegoers as well as ardent fans of
both genres. Frequent martial arts violence that is
occasionally intense and pervasive broad, if generally chaste,
humor characteristic of the Bollywood idiom. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Changeling" (Universal)
Rated "R"
Gripping true-life drama set in 1928 Los Angeles recounting how
the young son of a single telephone operator (a fine Angelina
Jolie) goes missing, and how the corrupt Los Angeles police
department tries to silence her when she protests that the child
they subsequently return to her is not her son, while a
crusading Presbyterian minister (John Malkovich) takes up her
cause. Clint Eastwood directs with trademark austerity. Though
the subject matter is often grim, with some necessarily
unpleasant scenes, the story has historical significance as the
case led to reform. There's also inspiration in the mother's
stubborn determination to continue the search for the boy
against all odds. Strong if nongraphic scenes of violence,
murder, nonsexual child abuse, patient abuse in a mental
institution, an execution, some rough language and profanity.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III
-- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"The
Change-Up" (Universal)
Rated "R"
This raunchy riff on the age-old switched identities premise
has a diligent but beleaguered husband and dad (Jason Bateman)
temporarily exchanging bodies with his commitment-phobic
ne'er-do-well best friend (Ryan Reynolds). Since the single
lothario's lifestyle includes making soft-core porn and
indulging his aberrant sexual tastes, while his amigo's
parenthood is marred by diaper disasters, helmer David Dobkin's
puerile comedy amounts to little more than a tiresome attempt to
expand the boundaries of bad taste. Graphic nonmarital sexual
activity, masturbation, upper female and rear nudity, drug use,
repulsive scatological humor, several uses of profanity,
pervasive rough and crude language. The Catholic News Service
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Charlie
and the Chocolate Factory" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG"
Entertaining and stylish remake of 1971's "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate
Factory," as sweet-natured young Charlie (Freddie Highmore), along with
four bratty children, wins a visit to a mysterious emporium, run by the
reclusive candy-maker Wonka (Johnny Depp). Tim Burton's take on the
Roald Dahl tale is predictably darker than the bright Gene Wilder
version, but it's hugely inventive, combining Dickensian atmospherics
with mordant wit and featuring an understated, slyly humorous
performance by Depp who seems, at times, to be channeling Michael
Jackson's Neverland persona. The plot contains positive messages
about family, loyalty and unselfishness, and only a few scenes of
tongue-in-cheek peril that might upset the very youngest viewers. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general
patronage.
"Charlie Bartlett"
(Sidney Kimmel/MGM)
Rated "R"
Off-beat comic study of a troubled but charismatic teen (Anton Yelchin) who
partners with a reformed bully (Tyler Hilton) to set up an informal psychiatric
practice and prescription drug dispensary in the boys' room of his high school,
thus becoming its most popular student, much to the amazement of his weak-willed
mother (Hope Davis) and the chagrin of the inept principal (Robert Downey Jr.)
whose daughter (Kat Dennings) he's dating. Director John Poll's often droll
feature debut highlights the value of open communication, the dignity of the
marginalized and the dangers of narcotics, but its worthy intentions are
undercut by a barrage of swear words and some crude humor. Nongraphic premarital
sexual activity, brief upper female nudity, frequent coarse language, two
profanities, a suicide theme and a gay reference. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"Charlie St. Cloud" (Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
After losing his younger brother (Charlie Tahan) in a car accident for which he
was indirectly responsible, a gifted sailboat racer (Zac Efron), racked by guilt
and grief, becomes the caretaker of the cemetery where his sibling rests, on the
edge of which, briefly each evening, he is mysteriously able to see and
communicate with the lad. But his reclusiveness is challenged when a high school
classmate and fellow sailor (Amanda Crew) returns to town and captures his
heart. Though unusually spiritual and even explicitly religious, director Burr
Steers' melancholy parable, adapted from Ben Sherwood's best-selling 2004 novel,
"The Death and Life of Charlie St. Cloud," never quite jells, despite Efron's
sensitive portrayal of his isolated, ethereal character, while the script
romanticizes the premature consummation of the scarred youth's potentially
life-altering love. Nongraphic premarital sexual activity, a few instances of
sexual humor, at least one use of profanity, a couple of crude terms and six
crass remarks. The Catholic News Service classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Charlie Wilson's War"
(Universal)
Rated "R"
Adept, sophisticated political drama, based on real events, recounting how an
obscure, high-living Texas congressman (Tom Hanks) united with a wealthy,
ostensibly pious political supporter (Julia Roberts) and a gifted but volatile
CIA agent (Philip Seymour Hoffman) to defeat the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan.
Director Mike Nichols' rollicking film revels in the comic divide between its
central character's disreputable lifestyle, which is portrayed at times quite
graphically, and his historic achievement, with perhaps an invitation to excuse
or even celebrate the one in light of the other. Sustained upper female and rear
nudity, implied nonmarital sex, drug use, sexual humor, irreverent dialogue,
pervasive rough and some crude and crass language, and scenes of wounded
children. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Charlotte's Web" (Paramount)
Rated "G"
Charming live-action adaptation of E.B. White's beloved children's
classic about a runt pig (voiced by Dominic Scott Kay) who is saved
from slaughter by the love of a young girl (Dakota Fanning), a
barnyard of computer-enhanced talking animals (voiced by Oprah
Winfrey, Steve Buscemi, John Cleese and Robert Redford, among
others), and the fancy web work of a sage spider, Charlotte (voiced
by Julia Roberts). Hewing closely to the book, director Gary Winick
makes sure that the techno-wizardry never overshadows the story and
its simple, timeless themes of friendship and the bittersweet cycle
of life. Some mildly crude humor. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage.
"Cheaper By the Dozen 2" (20th
Century Fox)
Rated "PG"
Agreeably entertaining sequel to the 2003 comedy which finds the Baker
brood -- mom (Bonnie Hunt), dad (Steve Martin) and their 12 children --
vacationing at a lakefront cabin where their summer holiday unravels
into a battle for bragging rights against a rival clan headed by a
hypercompetitive blowhard (Eugene Levy). Director Adam Shankman serves
up a similar helping of mildly amusing slapstick and heart-tugging
sentiment, slightly more satisfying this time around, while again
affirming a strong family-values message.
Much comic mayhem, and some
mildly crude humor, language and innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Chicken
Little" (Disney)
Rated "G"
Disappointing computer-animated comedy adventure based on the classic
nursery rhyme about a little chick (voiced by Zach Braff) who, after
humiliating himself by sounding the alarm that the sky is falling, gets
a chance to save face -- and his hometown -- when his apocalyptic
announcement later proves true. Directed by Mark Dindal, the movie's
vibrant, through unremarkable, animation goes for a more 3-D look, but
the flat story and characterizations lack much emotion, charm or wit,
undercutting the film's warm themes of family bonds and believing in
oneself. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I
-- general patronage.
"Children of Men" (Universal)
Rated "R"
Bleak futuristic political thriller in which a mysterious
infertility has stopped the birth of babies, and a disillusioned
London bureaucrat (an excellent Clive Owen) races to carry the
world's only pregnant woman (Clare-Hope Ashitey) to safety, while
dodging refugee terrorists, the authorities, explosions and bullets
at every turn. Director Alfonso Cuaron's adaptation of a P.D. James
novel is intentionally dark and disturbing, if exciting in its chase
sequences, and though the first-rate cast includes Michael Caine,
Julianne Moore, Chiwetel Ejiofor and more, some appearances are
virtual cameos. The somber palette and relentlessly downbeat milieu
may not be for every taste, though some may discern biblical
parallels in the "miraculous" birth of the child. Pervasive rough
and crude language and some mild profanity, crude expressions, heavy
but not graphic violence including explosions and shootings, a
childbirth sequence, brief partial nudity and drug use. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"Choke" (Fox Searchlight)
Rated "R"
Generally repellant comedy with serious pretensions adapted from
Chuck Palahniuk's novel about an inveterate sex addict (Sam
Rockwell). When not pursuing a lucrative choking-in-a-restaurant
scam, he works as a historical theme park performer to pay the
mental hospital bills for his mother (Angelica Huston), whose
compassionate physician (Kelly Macdonald) falls for him.
Writer-director Clark Gregg has a good bit as one of the
theme-park workers in a cast that also includes Brad William
Henke, Jonah Bobo and Joel Grey. But the pervasive sexual
encounters and various irreverent elements -- the doctor informs
the son that he may be the offspring of Jesus, and there are two
sexual encounters in the hospital's chapel -- cross the line,
whatever their ostensible satiric and dramatic purpose.
Strong sexual content with multiple encounters, most with upper
female nudity, sacrilegious elements, some rough language and
profanity, and scatological and drug references. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Christmas at Maxwell's" (LauferFilm)
Rated "PG"
Ohio-based wine merchant (Andrew May) copes with the cancer-related
illness of his wife (Jack Hourigan), while raising their two children
(Charlie and Julia May), and struggling with profound guilt about the
past, until an elderly nursing home resident (Angus May) changes their
lives at Christmas time in this Ohio-set tale. Inspired by personal
experience, director-writer William C. Laufer (who also plays a priest)
has made a heartfelt film with admirable messages about God's
forgiveness, the strength of family and being a Good Samaritan, and
features a touching conclusion, but the picturesque film is handicapped
by languid pacing, an episodic script and mostly colorless performances,
except for a reasonably convincing Hourigan. Mild profanity, crass
expressions, mild sexual innuendo and mature thematic material. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults
and adolescents.
"Christmas
in the Clouds" (Slowhand Cinema/Majestic Films)
Rated "PG"
Romantic comedy about a young widow (Mariana Tosca) who travels from New
York to Michigan to surprise her pen pal-suitor (Sam Vlahos), an elderly
man whom she's never met, only to fall in love with his good-looking son
(Tim Vahle), a ski resort owner. She mistakes the son for her
correspondent, while the son, in turn, confuses her with a hotel critic.
Producer-writer-director Kate Montgomery's Sundance, Utah-shot film has
assembled an appealing largely Native American cast, offering an
agreeable, refreshingly offbeat story of love and forgiveness during the
holiday season. Smattering of crude language, mild sexual humor and
innuendo, a nongraphic bedroom scene, and a permissive view of
premarital sex. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-III -- adults.
"A Christmas Tale" ("Un
Conte de Noel") (IFC)
Rated "NR"
Three grown siblings (Anne Consigny, Mathieu Amalric and Melvil
Poupaud) of a dysfunctional French family gather at their
parents' (Catherine Deneuve and Jean-Paul Roussillon) home for
Christmas after their mother is diagnosed with the same disease
that killed their older brother in childhood. Though the
angst-ridden proceedings, as written and directed by Arnaud
Desplechin, inch toward reconciliation, uniformly fine acting
from the ensemble cast only makes the discord along the way that
much more uncomfortable to watch, while an ambivalent portrayal
of faith and an indulgence of adultery add further
complications. In French. Subtitles. Graphic adulterous
sexual activity, partial upper female and brief rear nudity,
cohabitation, occasional rough and crude language, and sexual
references. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. Not rated
by the Motion Picture Association of America.
"Christmas
With
the
Kranks"
(Columbia)
Rated
“PG”
Delightful
yuletide
comedy
about
a
Chicago
couple
(Tim
Allen
and
Jamie
Lee
Curtis)
who
boycott
Christmas
after
their
daughter
leaves
home
to
join
the
Peace
Corps,
sparking
unforeseen
reactions
from
their
militantly
merry
neighbors
(led
by
Dan
Aykroyd).
The
film
is
based
on
the
novella
"Skipping
Christmas"
by
John
Grisham.
Director
Joe
Roth
delivers
a
dose
of
holly-jolly
fun
that
is,
by
turns,
extremely
funny
and
poignantly
tender,
and
its
warmhearted
message
of
selflessness,
family
and
coming
together
as
a
community
clearly
embodies
the
truest
spirit
of
the
season.
Some
suggestive
humor,
comic
violence
and
mildly
crude
language.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-II
--
adults
and
adolescents.
"The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage
of the Dawn Treader" (Fox)
Rated "PG"
Swashbuckling sequel, combining live action and animation, in
which a brother and sister (Skandar Keynes and Georgie Henley)
from World War II-era Britain are once again transported to the
titular world, this time accompanied by their obnoxious, cynical
cousin (Will Poulter). Reunited with their friend, the king of
Narnia (Ben Barnes), the siblings -- and, more reluctantly,
their traveling companion -- join his quest to vanquish a
menacing manifestation of evil. They do this by bringing
together at the table of the noble lion Aslan (voice of Liam
Neeson) seven magical swords empowered to protect the land from
harm. Directed by Michael Apted, this screen version of the
third in C.S. Lewis' classic series of Christian-themed
allegorical novels keeps faith front and center as the good kids
battle temptations ranging from envy to cowardice. Meanwhile,
their initially nasty relative -- helped along by the wisdom of
a plucky warrior mouse (voice of Simon Pegg) -- moves toward
conversion. An enjoyable, mostly kid-friendly voyage, though
somewhat less impressive dramatically than thematically.
Considerable peril and bloodless violence, a couple of mild
bathroom jokes. The Catholic News Service classification is A-II
-- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested.
"The
Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe"
(Disney)
Rated "PG"
Captivating live-action fantasy adventure based on C.S. Lewis' beloved
children's classic set in World War II-era England about four siblings (Georgie
Henley, Skandar Keynes, William Moseley and Anna Popplewell), who,
having been evacuated from London to the home of an eccentric professor
(Jim Broadbent), stumble through a magical wardrobe into the enchanted
realm of Narnia, where they help the wise and noble lion Aslan (voiced
by Liam Neeson) defeat the evil White Witch (Tilda Swinton), who holds
the land under an icy spell of eternal winter. Seeded with Christian
symbolism and subtext, director Andrew Adamson's faithful adaptation
balances spectacle with storytelling while exploring themes of good and
evil to capture the childlike wonder that underscores Lewis' tale.
Some battlefield violence, intense scenes of child peril and menace, and
several frightening sequences. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian"
(Disney)
Rated "PG"
Exciting and well-crafted if less emotionally absorbing
follow-up to 2005's "The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe" has
the Pevensie siblings (William Moseley, Anna Popplewell, Skandar
Keynes and Georgie Henley) returning to Narnia to help the title
character (Ben Barnes) stage a revolt against his evil uncle.
The bellicose nature of the proceedings and uneven attempts by
director and co-writer Andrew Adamson to inject humor and
romance don't prevent this faithful adaptation of the second
volume in C.S. Lewis' classic series from being salubrious
entertainment. Battlefield violence and deadly hand-to-hand
combat, an implied decapitation, a brawl involving
schoolchildren, some intense scenes of child peril and several
frightening sequences. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"The Chorus (LesChoristes)" (Miramax)
Rated "PG-13"
Glossily sentimental and heart-tugging French film about a failed
musician (Gerard Jugnot) who takes a teaching job at a boarding school for
troubled boys in the late 1940s, and helps them overcome their delinquent
and violent ways by forming a choir, under the disapproving eye of the
school's autocratic principal (Francois Berleand). Christophe Barratier's
film about the healing power of music features first-rate performances, and
heavenly singing by the boys -- once they get going -- making this a
surefire audience pleaser even as the setup is transparently manipulative.
Some crude language, a brief verbal suggestion of sexual impropriety and a
few violent episodes. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"The
Chumscrubber" (Newmarket)
Rated "R"
Alternately funny and disturbing satire about suburban kids who kidnap
the wrong boy after intending to target the younger brother of the
school loner (Jamie Bell) to compel the latter to get them the drugs
they believe he can secure from the home of a schoolmate dealer who's
just committed suicide. Arie Posin's searing indictment of aloof,
disengaged parents, alienated youths and our drug-saturated society is
overly simplistic, but brilliantly acted by Bell, Glenn Close, Ralph
Fiennes and Allison Janney, and ends on a satisfyingly redemptive note. Profanity and rough language, crude expressions, underage drug use
and smoking, brief violence with blood, a sexual situation with brief
partial nudity, and suicide. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling.
"Cinderella
Man" (Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Moving true-life story of Depression-era boxer Jimmy Braddock (Russell
Crowe in top form) who -- after several years out of the ring, working
on the docks -- took up fighting again to support his loving wife (Renee
Zellweger) and their three young children, and against all odds made a
tremendous comeback, eventually going up against the notorious Max Baer
(Craig Bierko). Director Ron Howard has made an absorbing film with
first-rate performances (including that of Paul Giamatti as his manager)
and authentic period flavor; though the boxing sequences are strong
they're far less graphic than similarly themed films, and the human
story of Jimmy's devotion to his family is paramount. Much period
profanity, some crude language, ring violence with blood. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"A
Cinderella
Story"
(Warner
Bros.)
Rated
"PG-13"
Light but lackluster teen romantic comedy
set in Southern California about a slaving high
school senior (Hilary Duff) whose hopes of
happily-ever-aftering it with a quarterback Prince
Charming (Chad Michael Murray) are stymied by her
wicked stepmom (Jennifer Coolidge). Director Mark
Rosman gives the familiar fairy tale a
contemporary makeover, stripping it of its fantasy
elements, while retaining its sweet sense of
storybook romance. Some mildly crude language,
humor and innuendo. The USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-II
--
adults
and
adolescents.
"Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant"
Rated "PG-13"
A strait-laced high school student (Chris
Massoglia) and his rebellious best friend (Josh Hutcherson)
get mixed up in a centuries-old conflict between a race of
human-friendly vampires (led by John C. Reilly) and a group
of homicidal bloodsuckers known as the Vampaneze. Director
and co-writer Paul Weitz's unfocused adaptation of three
novels in Darren Shan's "Cirque du Freak" series of
children's books, which gets off to a stylish start but bogs
down in a meandering plot and overlong fight scenes, offers
such a bleak outlook on conventional family life that
joining the community of the undead and being adopted by the
traveling sideshow of the title -- populated by a
beard-sprouting lady (Salma Hayek), a Japanese giant (Ken
Watanabe) and the like -- is presented as an inviting
alternative. Considerable hand-to-hand and knife violence,
some crude and crass language, and a pornography reference.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material
may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"City of Ember" (Fox
Walden)
Rated "PG"
Imaginative futuristic tale about a doomed underground city whose inhabitants
know nothing of the world above, and a brave girl (Saoirse Ronan) and
resourceful inventor's son (Harry Treadaway) who try to discover the secret way
out before the city's failing generator breaks down completely. With an
intricate and clever production design, and an interesting cast including Bill
Murray, Tim Robbins, Martin Landau and Toby Jones, first-time feature director
Gil Kenan's well-paced adaptation of Jeanne DuPrau's novel imparts good values
and makes excellent family entertainment for all but the youngest viewers who
might be frightened by a particularly scary monster and some other scenes of
peril. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general
patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental
guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"Civic Duty" (Freestyle)
Rated "R"
An out-of-work accountant (Peter Krause) begins to suspect that his
next-door neighbor, a Muslim student (Khaled Abol Naga), may be a
terrorist and reports him to a skeptical FBI agent (Richard Schiff),
much to the consternation of his wife (Kari Matchett), who scoffs at
his unfounded suspicions. Jeff Renfroe directs with the requisite
tension and Krause is especially good mixing his average-Joe persona
with increasingly loony paranoia, but although Andrew Joiner's
script grapples with some interesting post-Sept. 11 themes, the
presumably intentional ambiguity of certain plot elements undermines
the message of an otherwise suspenseful thriller. Rough and crude
language, mild profanity, innuendo, ethnic slurs, moderate violence
including a shooting death, nongraphic husband-wife sexual
encounter, domestic discord, and brief drug reference. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Changeling" (Universal)
Rated "R"
Gripping true-life drama set in 1928 Los Angeles recounting how
the young son of a single telephone operator (a fine Angelina
Jolie) goes missing, and how the corrupt Los Angeles police
department tries to silence her when she protests that the child
they subsequently return to her is not her son, while a
crusading Presbyterian minister (John Malkovich) takes up her
cause. Clint Eastwood directs with trademark austerity. Though
the subject matter is often grim, with some necessarily
unpleasant scenes, the story has historical significance as the
case led to reform. There's also inspiration in the mother's
stubborn determination to continue the search for the boy
against all odds. Strong if nongraphic scenes of violence,
murder, nonsexual child abuse, patient abuse in a mental
institution, an execution, some rough language and profanity.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III
-- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian"
(Disney)
Rated "PG"
Exciting and well-crafted if less emotionally absorbing follow-up to 2005's "The
Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe" has the Pevensie siblings (William Moseley,
Anna Popplewell, Skandar Keynes and Georgie Henley) returning to Narnia to help
the title character (Ben Barnes) stage a revolt against his evil uncle. The
bellicose nature of the proceedings and uneven attempts by director and
co-writer Andrew Adamson to inject humor and romance don't prevent this faithful
adaptation of the second volume in C.S. Lewis' classic series from being
salubrious entertainment. Battlefield violence and deadly hand-to-hand combat,
an implied decapitation, a brawl involving schoolchildren, some intense scenes
of child peril and several frightening sequences. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some
material may not be suitable for children.
"CJ7" (Sony Classics)
Rated "PG"
Generally enchanting though somewhat flawed comic fable about an impoverished,
shunned Chinese schoolboy (Xu Jiao) whose life is transformed when his
hardworking, widowed father (Stephen Chow) brings a toy home from the garbage
dump that turns out to be a doglike alien critter with supernatural powers.
Chow, who also wrote and directed, hits the mark both humorously and
dramatically, and his film offers a telling critique of cut-throat materialism,
though its positive message and humane, even specifically Christian, values are
undercut by a few distasteful scenes focused on the alien's doggy poop.
Occasional crude language, comic book violence and scatological humor, though
probably acceptable for older teens. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable
for children.
"Clash of the Titans" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Muddled mythological epic, set in ancient Greece, in which the
demigod Perseus (Sam Worthington) embarks on a quest to defend
humanity against the forces of Hades (Ralph Fiennes), the god of
death, whom his brother Zeus (Liam Neeson), as king of the gods,
has unleashed to punish humankind for their growing
dissatisfaction with, and attempted rebellion against, the
Olympian deities. Long action sequences and an emphasis on
special effects leave little room for engaging drama in director
Louis Leterrier's frequently violent 3-D remake of Desmond
Davis' 1981 swords-and-sandals exercise, though undemanding
viewers may be content enough with the proceedings not to notice
the gifts of top-tier players such as Fiennes and Neeson being
squandered on stilted dialogue. Complex, though undeveloped,
religious themes; constant action violence, some of it bloody or
gruesome; a bedroom encounter with implied sexual activity; at
least one sexual reference; and a couple of mildly crass terms.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III
-- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"The
Class" (Sony Classics)
Rated "PG-13"
Thoughtful docudrama re-creating the experiences of an
idealistic French literature teacher (Francois Begaudeau), over
the course of an academic year, as he tries to connect with a
class of ethnically mixed students in a depressed Paris
neighborhood. Director and co-writer Laurent Cantet's innovative
approach -- using actual students, and combining their stories
with incidents recounted in real-life instructor Begaudeau's
fact-based novel to shape the script -- yields an engrossing
meditation on social and class divisions and on the
possibilities, and limits, of an educator's vocation. In French.
Subtitles. Probably acceptable for older teens. Some rough
and crude language, sexual references, at least one use of
profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"Clerks
II" (Weinstein/MGM)
Rated "R"
Interminably lewd and infantile sequel to the 1994 indie cult hit, which
finds New Jersey underachievers Dante (Brian O'Halloran) and Randal
(Jeff Anderson) once again slacking off and engaging in foul-mouthed
banter -- this time while flipping burgers at a fast-food joint after
the Quick Time Grocery burns down -- with Dante in a relationship
dilemma, torn between his rich-but-controlling fiance (Jennifer
Schwalbach) and kindred-spirit boss (Rosario Dawson). Again directed by
Kevin Smith, the film is capped with a message about friendship and
staying true to yourself, but that hardly excuses the wall-to-wall
vulgarity, much of which redefines distasteful, that precedes it.
Pervasive rough and crude language and raunchy sexual humor, including a
gag involving bestiality, some irreverence and profanity, drug
references, masturbation, partial frontal and rear nudity, and some
racial slurs. The USSCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
O -- morally offensive.
"Click"
(Columbia/Revolution)
Rated "PG-13"
Fitfully compelling fantasy about a workaholic architect (Adam Sandler)
who receives a remote-control device from a mysterious inventor
(Christopher Walken) allowing him to fast-forward through life. Frank
Coraci's uneven and predictable film begins as a comedy (and a fairly
crude one at that), then turns almost tragic when the protagonist gets a
chance to see into the future, leading him to regret his all-consuming
work habits and coming to the profound realization that family comes
first. Sandler's performance, too, is a mix of his old-style lowbrow
antics and impressive growing maturity, but the script for this "It's a
Wonderful Life" retread could have been better. Unneeded vulgar humor
including flatulence, innuendo, and sexual sight gags, crude language
and expressions, profanity, promiscuity, ethnic stereotyping,
transgender character and drug references. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Closer" (Columbia)
Rated
"R"
Talky,
occasionally
sluggish
adaptation
of
Patrick
Marber's
West
End
and
Broadway
stage
hit
about
the
shifting
romantic
and
amoral
entanglements
among
two
couples
(Jude
Law
and
Natalie
Portman,
Julia
Roberts
and
Clive
Owen)
in
London.
Over-the-years
narrative
explores
the
foibles
of
human
relationships,
and
how
love
evolves
from
the
excitement
of
first
meeting
to
myriad
lies
and
betrayals,
with
first-rate
performances
and
direction
(by
Mike
Nichols)
though
none
of
the
characters
are
particularly
likable,
and
while
there
is
virtually
no
sexual
activity,
except
for
risque
gyrating
by
Portman's
skimpily
dressed
character
(an
ex-stripper),
the
sex
talk
is
as
graphic
and
shocking
in
its
bluntness
as
it
was
onstage.
Much
gratuitously
rough
and
sexually
explicit
language,
a
suggestive
striptease,
partial
nudity,
freewheeling
attitude
towards
sex.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
O
--
morally
offensive.
"Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs" (Columbia)
Rated "PG"
Loosely based on the 1978 children's book, this animated fantasy
concerns a previously ridiculed young inventor (voice of Bill
Hader) who fashions a machine that makes food fall from the sky,
and who finds a kindred spirit in a rookie weather reporter
(voice of Anna Faris) assigned to cover the bizarre climactic
phenomenon. Serving to warn against overindulgence and extol the
virtues of persistence and ingenuity, the film boasts dazzling
3-D visuals deployed to entertaining, if not always appetizing,
effect by co-writers and directors Chris Miller and Phil Lord. Considerable cartoon violence, some rude expressions, a
scatological reference and a few moderately scary action
sequences. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"Cloverfield"
(Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Skillful, effective horror exercise in which the amateur videotaping of
a going-away party for a young executive (Michael Stahl-David) hosted by
his brother (Mike Vogel) and attended by the girl who's awakened his
interest (Odette Yustman), as well as a number of other friends (Lizzy
Caplan, Jessica Lucas and T.J. Miller), is interrupted by the arrival in
Manhattan of a rampaging monster. Director Matt Reeves' film cleverly
contrasts the intimate feel of the ubiquitous camcorder with the vast
scale of the havoc being unleashed and also benefits from believable
characters and a script rich in deadpan humor. Some graphic images of
the wounded, two uses of the f-word, pervasive crude and frequent
profane language, and sexual references. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned.
Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Coach Carter" (Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Formulaic but interesting story of
real-life basketball coach Ken Carter (Samuel L. Jackson) who accepts a job at a
Richmond, Calif., high school with the stipulation that all the players sign
contracts agreeing to uphold academic standards, and when some of them don't, he
grounds the entire team, a controversial action that causes a great furor. The
film directed by Thomas Carter (no relation) is reasonably absorbing, and
Jackson gives a compellingly tough and unsentimental performance. Though parents
may consider it important for inner-city kids to see this inspiring story with
its message extolling academic achievement and teamwork, be warned that there's
a good deal of crude language (unfortunately true to life) and an abortion
subplot with questionable moral implications. Much crude language, drug dealing,
some violence, abortion, suggestive dancing and sexual situations. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Code 46"
(United Artists)
Rated "R"
Bleak futuristic story about a married
insurance investigator (Tim Robbins) solving a
case of forged passports and falling in love with
the perpetrator (Samantha Morton), told with
elements of film noir and sci-fi while grappling
pretentiously with heavyweight issues such as
human cloning and even Oedipal attraction. A
morally muddled story line glamorizes the
investigator's adulterous affair, and proves only
fitfully interesting. An explicit extramarital
sexual encounter with full frontal nudity and
perverse undertones.
USCCB classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling.
"Collateral"
(DreamWorks)
Rated "R"
Sleek and stylish crime thriller set in Los
Angeles about a cab driver (Jamie Foxx) forced to
drive a contract killer (Tom Cruise) on his
appointed rounds to assassinate five federal
witnesses in the span of one night.
Returning to familiar genre terrain, director
Michael Mann crafts a tautly paced, multilayered
film oozing with L.A. noir moodiness and
hardboiled menace, by turns violent and reflective
in tone, featuring knockout performances by Cruise
and Foxx. Recurring intense violence, autopsy gore
and much rough language. USCCB classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling.
"The
Collector" (Freestyle)
Rated "R"
Gruesome horror tale in which a handyman (Josh Stewart) breaks
into his employer's (Michael Reilly Burke) isolated country
home, believing it to be empty, but finds that the boss, his
wife (Andrea Roth) and their daughter (Karley Scott-Collins)
have all been taken captive by a sadistic lunatic, who also has
booby-trapped the house with killing devices. Director and
co-writer Marcus Dunstan's pitch-black painfest leaves aside the
fish hooks, barbed wire and bear traps only long enough for a
gratuitous teen sexual encounter. Pervasive gory violence,
including dismemberment and torture, graphic nonmarital sexual
activity, upper female nudity, some rough language, and a few
crude terms and uses of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"College" (MGM)
Rated "R"
Salacious, smile-free teen comedy about three high school
seniors (Drake Bell, Andrew Caldwell and Kevin Covais) on a
weekend campus tour who opt to stay in a fraternity house, drawn
by its booze and strippers, but have to endure crude hazing by
its loutish leader (Nick Zano), while one falls in love with a
pretty coed (Haley Bennett) who takes him for a fellow freshman.
Director Deb Hagan's spiritless film -- even the ostensible
comedy falls flat -- briefly takes its protagonists into true
romance and emotional maturity, but the emphasis is squarely on
repulsive bullying and decadent partying. Strong sexual content,
upper-female and rear nudity, much sexual and scatological humor, drug
use, underage drinking, pervasive rough and crude language, and a few
uses of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"College Road Trip"
(Disney)
Rated "G""
Unobjectionable, though uninspired, family comedy in which a wildly
overprotective father (Martin Lawrence), despite the misgivings of his
sensible wife (Kym E. Whitley), insists on accompanying his 17-year-old
daughter (Raven-Symone) on a visit to a distant university she's
considering, meanwhile trying to convince her to attend a college much
closer to home and discovering along the way that his small but
precocious son (Eshaya Draper) has stowed away for the ride, accompanied
by his pet pig. Director Roger Kumble's film is generally pleasant and
conveys good messages about parental concern and the need for trust, but
most of the humor is too implausible to really work. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is G -- general audiences.
All ages admitted.
"Code Name: The Cleaner" (New
Line)
Rated "PG-13"
Forgettable comedy about a janitor (Cedric the Entertainer) who
wakes up in a hotel room with total memory loss and, believing he's
really a secret agent, sets out to piece together his past with the
help of his waitress girlfriend (Lucy Liu). All the while, he's
targeted by a siren (Nicollette Sheridan) who claims to be his wife
but works for a high tech company whose shady CEO (Mark Dacascos)
thinks the amnesiac has proof of his criminal activities. Saddled
with such vacuous material, Cedric provides only modest laughs, and
director Les Mayfield's unfunny, at times lewd, shenanigans could
have been cleaner. Crude and sexual humor, including erotic comic
interplay, and recurring crass language. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"The
Collector" (Freestyle)
Rated "R"
Gruesome horror tale in which a handyman (Josh Stewart) breaks
into his employer's (Michael Reilly Burke) isolated country
home, believing it to be empty, but finds that the boss, his
wife (Andrea Roth) and their daughter (Karley Scott-Collins)
have all been taken captive by a sadistic lunatic, who also has
booby-trapped the house with killing devices. Director and
co-writer Marcus Dunstan's pitch-black painfest leaves aside the
fish hooks, barbed wire and bear traps only long enough for a
gratuitous teen sexual encounter. Pervasive gory violence,
including dismemberment and torture, graphic nonmarital sexual
activity, upper female nudity, some rough language, and a few
crude terms and uses of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"College
Road Trip" (Disney)
Rated "G"
Unobjectionable, though uninspired, family comedy in
which a wildly overprotective father (Martin
Lawrence), despite the misgivings of his sensible
wife (Kym E. Whitley), insists on accompanying his
17-year-old daughter (Raven-Symone) on a visit to a
distant university she's considering, meanwhile
trying to convince her to attend a college much
closer to home and discovering along the way that
his small but precocious son (Eshaya Draper) has
stowed away for the ride, accompanied by his pet
pig. Director Roger Kumble's film is generally
pleasant and conveys good messages about parental
concern and the need for trust, but most of the
humor is too implausible to really work. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I
-- general patronage. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is G -- general audiences. All
ages admitted.
"Colombiana"
(TriStar/Stage 6)
Rated "PG-13"
Over-the-top action flick in which a highly trained assassin
(Zoe Saldana) carries out contracts for her uncle (Cliff Curtis)
while awaiting the opportunity to turn her skills against the
Columbian gangsters (led by Beto Benites and Jordi Molla) who
murdered her parents when she was a child (Amandla Stenberg).
But the dogged pursuit of an FBI agent (Lennie James) and her
romance with an increasingly nosy artist (Michael Vartan)
threaten to thwart her revenge. Pure pulp, director Olivier
Megaton's shoot-em-up expends ammo at a "Scarface" pace, yet
generally demurs from showing the gory consequences of its gun
battles, or of its heroine's more creative hits, such as that
involving a shark tank. Constant, largely bloodless, action
violence, vengeance theme, brief nongraphic premarital sexual
activity, a few uses of profanity, at least one instance of
rough language, frequent crude or crass terms. The Catholic News
Service classification is L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"The Comebacks" (Fox
Atomic)
Rated "PG-13"
Absurd sports satire in which a perennially losing coach (David Koechner),
at the request of a colleague (Carl Weathers), returns from retirement
to try to lead a college football team to victory, even at the risk of
alienating his wife (Melora Hardin), while two of his players (Matthew
Lawrence and Jackie Long) compete for the affections of his daughter
(Brooke Nevin). Director Tom Brady's broad, bawdy comedy is as much
slapdash as slapstick, lurching incoherently from one gag to the next,
scoring a few hits, but more often than not missing the ball. Pervasive
sexual and scatological humor, nongraphic sexual activity, a same-sex
kiss, some crude and crass language, five uses of profanity, adultery
and drug references, and a transvestite character. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Conan the Barbarian" (Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
This blood-saturated 3-D action-adventure -- based on the 1930s
pulp fiction of Robert E. Howard -- stars Jason Momoa as the
eponymous warrior out to avenge his father's murder by a warlord
(Stephen Lang). The latter, together with his half-witch
daughter (Rose McGowan), also kidnaps a martial arts maiden
(Rachel Nichols) in his quest to dominate the mythical land of Hyboria. Bringing 21st-century moviemaking techniques to the
sword-and-sorcery subgenre, director Marcus Nispel offers up a
visually dynamic yet exceedingly violent piece of hokum, bereft
of positive values. "No mercy" could be its mantra, applying
equally to those on screen and off. Pervasive graphic
violence -- including decapitations, severed limbs and torture
-- explicit nonmarital sexual activity, considerable upper
female and brief rear male nudity, some sexual innuendo, one
instance of crude language. The Catholic News Service
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The Condemned" (Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
In this punishing action movie produced by World Wrestling
Entertainment and starring "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, a
television producer (Robert Mammone) stages a reality event
for the Internet during which 10 criminals fight to the
death on a tropical island. Director and co-writer Scott
Wiper tries to have it both ways by showcasing extreme
violence and depraved behavior while simultaneously
criticizing those who peddle such objectionable material.
Pervasive brutal violence and degrading situations,
including torture and rape, pervasive rough and crude
language and some profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Confessions of a Shopaholic" (Touchstone/Bruckheimer)
Rated "PG"
Mostly silly romantic comedy set in New York about a ditsy
compulsive shopper (Isla Fisher) who achieves improbable success
writing an anonymous advice column for a financial magazine,
despite being deeply in debt herself, and who falls for her
good-looking boss (Hugh Dancy). Director P.J. Hogan's glossy
adaptation of Sophie Kinsella's novels is lively and colorful,
and the leads are not without charm, but the film is a paean to
materialism even as it pretends to convey a contrary message,
while an overabundance of slapstick greatly undermines the
humor.
A premarital relationship, a few crude words and
expressions, mild innuendo, and an undue emphasis on
materialism. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"Conviction" (Fox
Searchlight)
Rated "R"
When her brother (Sam Rockwell) is convicted of a brutal murder and imprisoned
for life, a working-class Massachusetts woman (Hilary Swank), who dropped out of
high school, completes her undergraduate degree and struggles to finish law
school and gain admission to the bar, all in an attempt to clear him. As her
suspicions focus on one of the arresting officers (Melissa Leo), she gains the
help of a fellow law student and newfound friend (Minnie Driver) as well as that
of a famed attorney (Peter Gallagher). Gritty yet touching, director Tony
Goldwyn's fact-based drama -- set in a hardscrabble environment, its dialogue
studded with vulgarities -- celebrates its heroine's selfless dedication and
endless determination. But it also shows the toll her crusade takes on her
marriage and her relationship with her two young sons (Conor Donovan and Owen
Campbell). Some gruesome crime scene images, brief rear nudity, a suicide theme,
about a dozen uses of profanity, close to 60 instances of rough language, and
frequent crude or crass terms. The Catholic News Service classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Confetti" (Fox Searchlight/BBC)
Rated "R"
Three couples -- played by Martin Freeman and Jessica Stevenson,
Stephen Mangan and Meredith MacNeill, and Robert Webb and Olivia
Colman -- vie for "most original wedding in Britain" in a
competition run by the executives at a British bridal magazine, and
plan themes of Hollywood musicals, tennis and nudism for their
ceremonies, respectively, under the guidance of a couple of campy
wedding planners (Vincent Franklin and Jason Watkins). Director
Debbie Isitt's largely improvised satire generates some laughs and
contains truths about human relationships, but some may be put off
by a fair amount of expletives and by the uninhibited -- if utterly
nonsexual -- nudity of the naturalist pair. Conversational rough
language and profanity, full male and female nudity, some innuendo,
a brief hint of a gay marriage at end of film and a couple of rough
brawls. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L
-- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"The
Constant Gardener" (Focus)
Rated "R"
Complex political thriller about an African-based British diplomat
(Ralph Fiennes, in top form) who sets out to uncover the mystery behind
the murder of his apparently unfaithful activist wife (Rachel Weisz),
and uncovers a web of intrigue involving conspiracies, government
corruption and betrayal at the highest levels of power and the
pharmaceutical industry. Director Fernando Meirelles' adaptation of a
John le Carre novel is a long, but generally absorbing, suspense story
and a condemnation of drug testing on unsuspecting Third World people,
with solid performances and flavorful location shooting in Kenya.
Brief rear and partial nudity, scattered profanity, rough language and
crude expressions, a restrained premarital bedroom scene, quick blurry
shots of violence including lynching, and a gruesome description of
death. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III
-- adults.
"Constantine" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Intensely violent action film, based on the "Hellblazer" graphic novels, about a
world-weary, chain-smoking exorcist (Keanu Reeves) fighting lung cancer and
demonic forces with the help of a police detective (Rachel Weisz), whose twin
sister either committed suicide or was murdered and is now consigned to the
fires of hell. Though gussied up with all sorts of religious mumbo jumbo -- the
powers of good versus the forces of evil, self-sacrifice, redemption, a Gabriel
character (Tilda Swinton), and a "sword of destiny" (aka the weapon used to
pierce Christ on the cross) -- Francis Lawrence's film is basically another
formulaic action film -- think "The Exorcist," "Alien" and "The Matrix" rolled
into one -- that's only fitfully interesting, when the gory bits aren't
positively wince-inducing. Graphic violence with attendant gore, some rough and
crude language, and some sacrilegious imagery. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Constantine's Sword" (First Run)
Rated "NR"
Earnest but unbalanced documentary, adapted from ex-priest James Carroll's
"Constantine's Sword: The Church and the Jews -- A History," surveys the fraught
history of Christian anti-Semitism, particularly as it plays out among American
evangelicals today, and its roots dating back to the early days of the Roman
Catholic Church, incorporating seminal episodes from his life story, including
his sometimes conflicted relationship with his father, and his ultimate
disillusionment with the institutional church. Director Oren Jacoby's film
ignores some significant nuances in the historical record, as it broadly
outlines the tragic conflict. Mature religious themes, one use of the f-word and
occasional crude and crass language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content
many adults would find troubling. Not rated by the Motion Picture Association of
America.
"Conversations With
God" (Samuel Goldwyn)
Rated "PG-13"
Drama based on the successful series of spiritual self-help books by author
Neale Donald Walsch (Henry Czerny), who, after losing his job and finding
himself homeless, alleges that God, prompted by his questioning, began speaking
to him directly, with their ongoing "conversation" resulting in his
best-sellers. Earnestly directed by Stephen Simon, the film fluctuates between
maudlin and genuinely moving, and while clearly containing ideas (a hodgepodge
of gnosticism, pantheism and New Age mysticism) incompatible with Christian
theology, nevertheless imparts a sincere message about God's unconditional love
and abiding presence that should resonate with Catholic viewers. Questionable
theological underpinnings, some mature themes and brief mild innuendo. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"The
Cookout"
(Lions
Gate)
Rated
"PG-13"
Forgettable
comedy
about
a
young
basketball
player
(Storm
P)
who,
after
striking
it
rich
as
the
NBA's
No.
1
draft
pick,
decides
to
throw
a
family
barbeque
at
his
palatial
new
home
in
an
exclusive
white
suburban
community,
policed
by
an
overzealous
security
guard
(Queen Latifah).
Mayhem
ensues
when
the
cookout
turns
into
a
tug-of-war
between
his
eccentric
relatives,
who
want
to
make
sure
that
his
newfound
success
doesn't
go
to
his
head,
and
his
gold-digger
girlfriend,
(Meagan
Good),
who's
just
after
his
money.
While
imparting
a
message
that
family
is
more
important
than
fame,
much
of
Lance
Rivera's
unfunny
directorial
debut
only
serves
to
reinforce
many
of
the
African-American
stereotypes
it
purports
to
discredit.
Some
crass
sexual
and
racial
humor,
drug
content
and
recurring
crude
language.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"Conan the Barbarian" (Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
This blood-saturated 3-D action-adventure -- based on the 1930s
pulp fiction of Robert E. Howard -- stars Jason Momoa as the
eponymous warrior out to avenge his father's murder by a warlord
(Stephen Lang). The latter, together with his half-witch
daughter (Rose McGowan), also kidnaps a martial arts maiden
(Rachel Nichols) in his quest to dominate the mythical land of Hyboria. Bringing 21st-century moviemaking techniques to the
sword-and-sorcery subgenre, director Marcus Nispel offers up a
visually dynamic yet exceedingly violent piece of hokum, bereft
of positive values. "No mercy" could be its mantra, applying
equally to those on screen and off. Pervasive graphic
violence -- including decapitations, severed limbs and torture
-- explicit nonmarital sexual activity, considerable upper
female and brief rear male nudity, some sexual innuendo, one
instance of crude language. The Catholic News Service
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Conspiracy
of
Silence"
(Watch
Entertainment)
Not
Rated
Insipid
thriller
set
in
modern-day
Ireland
about
a
muckraking
reporter
(Jason
Barry)
who,
while
investigating
the
connections
between
two
seemingly
unrelated
events
--
the
suicide
of
a
local
priest
and
the
expulsion
of
a
young,
idealistic
seminarian
(Jonathan
Forbes)
--
uncovers
a
secret
incriminating
those
in
the
highest
ranks
of
the
church.
With
little
in
the
way
of
plausible
suspense,
director
John Deery
uses
the
film's
slim
story
line
as
a
rod
on
which
to
hang
his
grievances,
including
the
church's
stands
on
homosexuality
and
celibacy,
employing
caricature
and
distortion
to
position
the
hierarchy
as
one-dimensionally
corrupt.
A
manipulative
and
sinister
portrayal
of
the
institutional
church,
including
anti-clerical
characterizations,
a
suicide,
a
sexual
encounter
with
shadowy
nudity,
a
shower
scene
with
rear
nudity,
brief
violence,
and
recurring
rough
and
crude
language.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
O
--
morally
offensive.
"The
Conspirator" (Roadside)
Rated "PG-13"
Engrossing historical drama, set in the final days of the Civil
War, in which a Union Army officer-turned-lawyer (James McAvoy)
is called upon to defend Mary Surratt (Robin Wright), the
pro-Confederate widow in whose Washington boardinghouse John
Wilkes Booth and his co-conspirators -- including her own son
John (Johnny Simmons) -- plotted to kill Abraham Lincoln.
Initially convinced of his client's guilt, the attorney's views
shift as he witnesses the ruthless maneuvering of the
prosecution team (led by Danny Huston) at her military tribunal.
His new outlook leads to friendship with Mary's daughter Anna
(Evan Rachel Wood) but alienates the powerful secretary of war
(Kevin Kline) as well as the young barrister's socialite fiancee
(Alexis Bledel). In recounting an episode with obvious
implications for contemporary debates about the proper treatment
of accused terrorists, director Robert Redford avoids
heavy-handed politicking. Instead, his portrait of a protagonist
admirably committed to the rule of law is made all the more
effective by the fair assessment of those with other legitimate
priorities. A similarly balanced approach characterizes the
portrayal of Surratt's devout Catholic faith. Possibly
acceptable for older teens. Some wartime gore, a realistic
hanging, a couple of crude and crass terms. The Catholic News
Service classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"Contagion"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Director Steven Soderbergh reimagines the all-star disaster
movie genre with a compelling tale of a deadly virus'
uncontrolled march across the planet. Beth Emhoff (Gwyneth
Paltrow) returns from a business trip to Hong Kong and drops
dead, and soon everyone she encountered along the way meets
their maker. It's an unknown virus, and as a pandemic erupts and
millions fall, doctors from the Centers for Disease Control and
Prevention (Laurence Fishburne, Kate Winslet) and the World
Health Organization (Marion Cotillard) race against time to find
the cure. Getting in their way is an enterprising blogger (Jude
Law) who cries conspiracy, fomenting unrest in the streets.
Disturbing images of dying people, corpses and autopsies, a
reference to an adulterous relationship and fleeting rough
language. The Catholic News Service classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Contraband"
(Universal)
Rated "R"
Expletive-laden, dispiriting crime thriller about an ex-smuggler (Mark Wahlberg)
forced to ply his illicit trade once more in order to protect his family from a
drug dealer. Set in New Orleans, and in the shipping lanes between the Crescent
City and Panama, this Hollywood retread of a 2008 Nordic movie immediately bogs
down in vulgar language, while director Baltasar Kormakur, who starred in and
produced the original, fails to provide any depth or to exploit the relatively
novel crime scenario. Adding insult to injury, Aaron Guzikowski's script shows
its putative hero profiting from his escapade and thus transmits a false message
about the consequences of felonious behavior and a supposed immunity from
ethical corruption. Skewed values, much lethal but only moderately graphic
violence, one instance of drug use, some profanity, pervasive rough, crude and
crass language. The Catholic News Service classification is O -- morally
offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Conversations With God" (Samuel Goldwyn)
Rated "PG-13"
Drama based on the successful series of spiritual self-help books by author
Neale Donald Walsch (Henry Czerny), who, after losing his job and finding
himself homeless, alleges that God, prompted by his questioning, began speaking
to him directly, with their ongoing "conversation" resulting in his
best-sellers. Earnestly directed by Stephen Simon, the film fluctuates between
maudlin and genuinely moving, and while clearly containing ideas (a hodgepodge
of gnosticism, pantheism and New Age mysticism) incompatible with Christian
theology, nevertheless imparts a sincere message about God's unconditional love
and abiding presence that should resonate with Catholic viewers. Questionable
theological underpinnings, some mature themes and brief mild innuendo. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Cop
Out" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
This vulgar buddy comedy follows two unconventional New York
police detectives (Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan) as they try to
recover the valuable baseball card Willis' character was
planning to sell to finance his daughter's wedding but which was
stolen by a petty thief (Seann William Scott), and passed on to
a memorabilia-obsessed drug lord (Guillermo Diaz). As penned by
Robb and Mark Cullen and directed by Kevin Smith, foul-mouthed
dialogue and bullet-riddled action sequences drown out the
mostly smile-free script's faint messages about marital trust
and self-sacrificing parental love. Considerable, sometimes
gory, action violence; a scene of torture; pervasive rough and
crude language; about a dozen uses of profanity; and much sexual
and scatological humor. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Coraline" (Focus)
Rated "PG"
Entrancing, though eerie, 3-D animated cautionary tale in which
a bored girl (voice of Dakota Fanning) discovers an alternate
world inhabited by more accommodating versions of her parents
(voices of Teri Hatcher and John Hodgman) but finds herself
imperiled when the doubles reveal sinister plans for her.
Writer-director Henry Selick's vibrantly colorful stop-motion
adaptation of Neil Gaiman's best-selling, award-winning 2002
young adult novel sees its heroine overcoming selfishness,
learning to appreciate her blessings and drawing closer to
family and friends. Brief partial nudity, frightening images
and a few mildly bawdy lyrics. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG --
parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable
for children.
"The Counterfeiters"
("Die Falscher") (Sony Classics)
Rated "R"
Absorbing true story about the largest counterfeiting operation in history, as
inmates of a German concentration camp are ordered to forge vast amounts of
Allied currency to undermine England's and America's war effort, but
courageously delay the production of American dollars that might have adversely
altered World War II's outcome. Writer-director Stefan Ruzowitzky's frequent use
of hand-held camera technique and Marius Ruhland's score add contemporary
touches to a suspenseful tale bolstered by good performances including Karl
Markovics as the expert criminal forger who's put in charge of the team, and
August Diehl as the inmate who repeatedly sabotages the operation with the
former's grudging allowance. In German. Subtitles. Some violence including
brutal shootings, brief upper female and rear nudity, further brief shower
nudity, brief nongraphic sexual encounters, a crass scene of urination, an
irreverent joke, a few expletives including the f-word, and racial epithets. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Country Strong"
(Screen Gems)
Rated "PG-13"
This music-filled drama about a troubled country singer (Gwyneth Paltrow) wears
its mawkish cliches proudly on its flannel sleeves. Writer-director Shana Feste
creates four one-dimensional characters -- besides the alcohol- and
drug-addicted troubadour, there's her manipulative promoter-husband (Tim
McGraw), her on-again-off-again lover (Garrett Hedlund) and a young, neurotic
beauty queen-turned-crooner (Leighton Meester) -- then sends the quartet
spinning like pinballs in a twangy, shopworn tale of substance abuse, adultery
and the grim lifestyle played out on a tour bus. Scenes of implied adulterous
and premarital sex, pervasive crude language and fleeting profanity. The
Catholic News Service classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some
material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Couples Retreat"
(Universal/Relativity)
Rated "PG-13"
Mostly dull, sexually wayward comedy in which a suburban couple
(Jason Bateman and Kristen Bell) on the verge of divorce
convince a group of their friends (most prominently Vince Vaughn
and Malin Akerman) to join them at a South Pacific resort whose
founder (Jean Reno) specializes in marriage therapy. While Peter
Billingsley's directorial debut ultimately affirms marital
fidelity, viewers have to endure waves of constantly suggestive,
occasionally smutty humor and a tide of New Age psychobabble --
an obviously inadequate substitute for faith as a basis for
lifelong commitment -- before reaching that safe shore.
Strong sexual content, including brief but aberrant adulterous
activity, fleeting nongraphic sexual activity within marriage, a
flash of rear nudity, many sexually themed jokes, and some crude
and much crass language. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Courageous"
(TriStar)
Rated "PG-13"
After the tragic death of his young daughter,
a devoutly Christian police officer (Alex Kendrick) convinces a
group of his friends (Ken Bevel, Ben Davies, Kevin Downes and
Robert Amaya) to join him in subscribing to a Bible-based
resolution designed to make them better, more dedicated fathers.
But a variety of circumstances, including a couple of
illustrative moral quandaries, quickly put each dad's resolve to
the test. Though occasionally heavy-handed, Kendrick, who also
directed and co-wrote, crafts an uplifting message movie about
the dire consequences of paternal neglect and the scriptural
principles of sound parenting. Some gun violence and mature
themes, including drug trafficking. The Catholic News Service
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children.
"The Covenant" (Screen Gems)
Rated "PG-13"
Supernatural thriller set in a New England boarding prep school
about four warlocks (Steven Strait, Taylor Kitsch, Toby Hemingway
and Chase Crawford) -- all good-looking descendants of the infamous
Salem witches -- who must battle a sinister student (Sebastian Stan)
who wants their powers to augment his own magic, while navigating
jealousies within their group. Director Renny Harlin keeps things
dark and dank, but the moody atmospherics can't disguise a
run-of-the-mill script which substitutes schlocky sorcery effects
for story and suspense. Some supernatural violence, a few
disturbing images, occult elements, rear nudity, sexually suggestive
situations and humor, and recurring crude language. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children
under 13.
"Cowboys
& Aliens" (Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Genre bender in which a posse of perplexed Old West
townsfolk -- led by an amnesic ex-outlaw (Daniel Craig), a
ruthless local cattle baron (Harrison Ford) and a mysterious
stranger (Olivia Wilde) -- track the extraterrestrials who
attacked their ramshackle village and kidnapped numbers of its
citizens. Interludes of harsh
violence and dubious -- though inconsequential -- theologizing
by the community's resident preacher (Clancy Brown) restrict the
appropriate audience for director Jon Favreau's sometimes
clever, but ultimately unsatisfying, adaptation of Scott
Mitchell Rosenberg's graphic novel.
"Crank"
(Lions Gate)
Rated "R"
Noisy and endlessly unpleasant action film about a Los Angeles hit
man (Jason Statham) who must keep in perpetual motion after he finds
out that a rival thug (Jose Pablo Cantillo) has poisoned him with a
substance designed to kill him within seconds if his heart rate
drops. Co-writers and directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor load
on the bloody video-game-style action in an empty and mindless
exercise. Excessive and graphic violence and gore, lewd sexual
content, vulgar humor, recurring partial nudity, drug use and
pervasive rough and crude language and profanity. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Crash"
(Lions Gate)
Rated "R"
Powerful, beautifully crafted film with a strong moral center about a
disparate, racially mixed group of Los Angeles residents, including a
district attorney and his wife (Brendan Fraser and Sandra Bullock), a
hardened cop and a rookie (Matt Dillon and Ryan Phillippe), an immigrant
store owner, a locksmith, a pair of carjackers, a television director,
and a weary detective with professional and domestic problems (Don
Cheadle), whose lives will intersect in unlikely and redemptive ways.
Writer-director Paul Haggis takes a story and milieu that at first seems
sordid and ugly, and with the help of a terrific ensemble cast, has
fashioned a transcendently moving essay on the benevolence that may lie
beneath racial intolerance, and the interconnectedness of human beings,
showing how good and bad can coexist in all of us, and how the former
generally prevails. Much rough and crude language, some violence,
many racial epithets, sexual situations, including one encounter with
partial nudity, another with suggestive groping and innuendo, and a
bloody traffic-accident injury. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling.
The Joan Crawford Collection
In tandem with "The Bette Davis Collection" recently reviewed, Warner Bros. has
released a similar set of five of the best films of Davis' sometime rival, Joan
Crawford, all featuring vivid prints and some with short (eight- to nine-minute)
features illuminating some aspect of the film. "The Women" and "Mildred Pierce"
have been available, but they have been repackaged and included in the new box.
"The
Damned Don't Cry" (1950)
Slick but unconvincing melodrama of a woman (Crawford) leaving a small-town,
blue-collar husband to seek her fortune in the big city where she uses an
accountant (Kent Smith) infatuated with her to meet the big syndicate boss
(David Brian), then becomes his mistress until learning that crime doesn't pay.
Directed by Vincent Sherman, the Crawford vehicle showcases her emotional range
from earnest housewife to cynical playgirl, though in the midst of all this
corruption Smith's portrayal of a decent fellow steals the show. The DVD, which
is the first home video release of this title, includes commentary by Sherman and the featurette "The Crawford Formula:
Real and Reel." Stylized violence and sexual situations. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. Not rated by the Motion
Picture Association of America. (Warner Bros.)
"Humoresque" (1946)
Crawford gave one of her best performances as socialite Helen Wright, "torn
between selfless love and selfish impulses." John Garfield plays the driven
violin virtuoso with whom she falls in love. Fine earful of music between the
suds. Directed by Jean Negulesco, with a score by Frank Waxman. The DVD includes
a featurette, "The Music of Humoresque," explaining how the great violinist
Isaac Stern did the actual playing and finger movements for Garfield in the film, and featuring comments from
Garfield's daughter and Waxman's son. Suicide in plot
solution. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. Not rated by the Motion Picture Association of America. (Warner
Bros.)
"Mildred Pierce" (1945)
Misplaced ambition fuels James M. Cain's dark story of a driven woman (Crawford)
who shucks a useless husband (Jack Carson) in rising from waitress to head a
restaurant chain, then falls for a scoundrel (Zachary Scott) who turns his
attentions to her adolescent daughter (Ann Blyth). Directed by Michael Curtiz,
it's an acerbic tale of how obsession with material success ultimately destroys
its misguided heroine, not the least of whose mistakes is raising her only child
to be a spoiled brat. The double-sided DVD features a fully restored print and
the excellent and comprehensive TCM documentary feature "Joan Crawford: The
Ultimate Movie Star," narrated by Anjelica Huston. Mature theme and treatment.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. Not
rated by the Motion Picture Association of America. (Warner Bros.)
"Possessed"
(1947)
Murky melodrama in which a troubled woman (Crawford) is rejected by her lover
(Van Heflin), then marries a wealthy widower (Raymond Massey) in hopes of
winning him back, only to go bonkers when he turns to another. Directed by
Curtis Bernhardt, the convoluted story is told in flashbacks as the woman is
treated by a psychiatrist, but the main interest is Crawford's vintage
performance in a split-personality role. The DVD includes commentary by film
historian Drew Casper and a featurette, "Possessed: The Ultimate Film Noir."
Heavy-handed treatment of an emotionally unstable person, romantic complications
and some stylized violence. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. Not rated by the
Motion Picture Association of America. (Lions Gate)
"The Women" (1939)
Lavish screen version of Clare Boothe Luce's satiric play in which a New York
socialite (Norma Shearer) whose husband has fallen for a calculating gold digger
(Crawford) goes to Reno for a divorce, then returns home to pick up the pieces.
Directed by George Cukor, the all-female cast (Rosalind Russell, Paulette
Goddard, Mary Boland and many others) provides a comic compendium of feminine
stereotypes and caustic comments on the battle of the sexes, much of which is
unflattering to women, but it is the unseen males who get the worst of it. The
DVD includes two vintage documentaries, an alternate fashion show sequence with
different footage, and audio-only scoring session music cues. Comic treatment of
sex and marriage. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults. Not rated by the Motion Picture Association of America. (Warner
Bros.)
"The Crazies" (Overture)
Rated "R"
A small-town sheriff (Timothy Olyphant), his deputy (Joe
Anderson), the sheriff's doctor wife (Radha Mitchell) and her
office assistant (Danielle Panabaker) fend off their neighbors,
who have been transformed into homicidal maniacs by an
environmental accident affecting the local water supply, while
also struggling to evade capture by Army troops bent on quelling
the outbreak at any cost. A potentially thought-provoking
parable about ecological irresponsibility and military excess in
an emergency is lost amid the bloodletting in director Breck
Eisner's relatively lavish updating of George A. Romero's
low-budget 1973 horror exercise. Excessive gory violence,
some gruesome images, at least a half-dozen uses of profanity,
pervasive rough and much crude language. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Crazy Love"
(Magnolia)
Rated "PG-13"
Perversely engrossing documentary charts how a married,
ambulance-chasing lawyer fixated on a 20 year-old Bronx
receptionist, wooed her, then had someone blind and
disfigure her with lye in 1959 when she became engaged to
another, only to marry her after serving 14 years in prison
for the crime. Director Dan Klores conducts extensive
on-camera interviews with the still-married couple as
viewers are left to evaluate if this is just a bizarre story
of obsession and co-dependency or one of enduring love and
forgiveness. Intermittent violent, suicidal and sexual
references, an instance of rough language. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Crazy, Stupid, Love"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Multigenerational romantic comedy tracing the tangled loves of a
long-married but recently separated suburbanite (Steve Carell),
his dissatisfied wife (Julianne Moore), their 13-year-old son
(Jonah Bobo) and the family's 17-year-old baby sitter (Analeigh
Tipton) for whom the boy yearns, but whose heart belongs --
secretly -- to daddy. Also in the mix is the suave playboy (Ryan
Gosling) who tries to teach the newly single nebbish the secrets
of successful womanizing before being smitten himself (by Emma
Stone). As helmed by co-directors Glenn Ficarra and John Requa,
the proceedings eventually reach a conclusion that affirms
genuine affection and marital fidelity over the apparent glamour
of promiscuity. But the path to this mostly acceptable wrap-up
is littered with sordid attempts to garner laughs from degraded
behavior. Strong sexual content -- including semi-graphic
adulterous activity, implied masturbation, and an amateur
pornography theme -- considerable sexual and brief irreverent
humor, a couple of uses of profanity, a bit of rough and much
crude language. The Catholic News Service classification is O --
morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may
be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Creature" (The Bubble
Factory)
Rated "R"
A sleazy, exploitative horror film with all the stock elements:
good-looking singles, gratuitous sex and nudity, buckets of
blood and gore and a nasty (and very hungry) monster. Three
young couples are on a road trip to New Orleans when they take a
wrong turn. A stop at the filling station turns into a local
history lesson with tales of a half-man, half-alligator creature
named "Lockjaw." The curious friends detour to the bayou where
Lockjaw lives and make camp. Soon things go bump in the night,
and it's feeding time for the monster. First-time director Fred
Andrews, not content with a gorefest, also offers up a
desecration of Christianity. Pervasive graphic violence and
gore, including cannibalism, animal attacks, severed limbs,
gunplay and torture; full-frontal and rear female nudity;
nonmarital sexual activity; an incestuous relationship;
masturbation; drug use; and frequent rough and profane language.
The Catholic News Service classification is O -- morally
offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Criminal"
(Warner
Independent
Pictures)
Rated
"R"
Smartly
crafted
scam
movie
about
a
veteran
con
man
(John
C.
Reilly)
who
takes
a young
street
hustler
(Diego
Luna)
under
his
wing
in
order
to
swindle
a
wealthy
collector
(Peter Mullan)
into
buying
a
forged,
extremely
rare
currency
note. Director
Gregory
Jacobs'
beat-for-beat
remake
of
the
2002 Argentinian
film
"Nine
Queens"
fails
to
match
the
sharpness
of
the
original,
but
its
clever
shell-game narrative
still
provides
enough
double-dealing
plot
twists
to
keep
viewers
guessing. However,
the
movie
follows
the
original's
morally
muddy
lead
in
suggesting
that
duplicity
pays
off.
An
implied
sexual
encounter
and
recurring
rough
language.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
L
--
limited
adult
audience,
films
whose
problematic
content
many
adults
would
find
troubling.
"Crossover" (Sony)
Rated "PG-13"
Urban drama about lifelong Detroit friends Cruise and Tech -- a
college-bound basketball prodigy (Wesley Jonathan) with med-school
ambitions and a high-school dropout (Anthony Mackie) with dreams of
his own -- who enter an underground "streetball" tournament run by a
smooth-talking promoter (Wayne Brady) to dethrone the league's cocky
star player (Phillip Champion), jeopardizing Cruise's promising
future. Written and directed by Preston A. Whitmore II, the film is
commendable in its endorsement of education and integrity over money
and fame, but, some energetic hoop sequences aside, the effort is
weighed down by a trite, tired and predictable script. Some
sexual content, including a subplot involving an out-of-wedlock
pregnancy, lewd dance and cheerleading moves, suggestive wardrobe,
sporadic crude language and humor and an instance of profanity. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults.
"Cry Wolf" (Rogue)
Rated "PG-13"
Modestly involving teen thriller set in a posh prep school where,
following an off-campus murder, a group of students (including Lindy
Booth and Jared Padalecki) initiate a new arrival (Julian Morris) into
their clique and, as a prank, concoct a story about a masked killer only
to find themselves menaced by a real stalker -- eerily echoing their
fabrications -- with no one to believe them. Directed by Jeff Wadlow,
the low-budget film's "Ten Little Indians" story line is reasonably
suspenseful despite genre cliches, and its better than average script --
littered with red herrings and capped with a surprise twist --
emphasizes psychological tension over slasher gore. Some bloody
violence, sexual humor and suggestiveness, and sporadic crude language.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"Courageous" (TriStar)
Rated "PG-13"
After the tragic death of his young daughter,
a devoutly Christian police officer (Alex Kendrick) convinces a
group of his friends (Ken Bevel, Ben Davies, Kevin Downes and
Robert Amaya) to join him in subscribing to a Bible-based
resolution designed to make them better, more dedicated fathers.
But a variety of circumstances, including a couple of
illustrative moral quandaries, quickly put each dad's resolve to
the test. Though occasionally heavy-handed, Kendrick, who also
directed and co-wrote, crafts an uplifting message movie about
the dire consequences of paternal neglect and the scriptural
principles of sound parenting. Some gun violence and mature
themes, including drug trafficking. The Catholic News Service
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children
"The
Curious Case of Benjamin Button" (Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Overly long but imaginative expansion of an F. Scott Fitzgerald
short story set in New Orleans about a man born old (Brad Pitt)
who ages backward from World War I to the present and his
bittersweet romance with a dancer (Cate Blanchett). Under David
Fincher's direction, the leads give fine performances and
outstanding digital effects make the forward and backward aging
remarkably believable, and the unusual story -- presenting a
unique, often profound perspective on the transience of human
life and how we deal with the people we meet and the things we
experience, including death -- is thought-provoking and
poignant. Implied nonmarital situations including nongraphic
encounters, some rough language and brief profanity, mild
innuendo, out-of-wedlock pregnancy, adultery, brief rear nudity
and wartime violence. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"Curious
George" (Universal)
Rated "G"
Delightful and disarming animated adventure based on the beloved
children's books by A.H. and Margaret Rey, about an inquisitive chimp --
George -- who befriends a museum curator (voiced by Will Ferrell)
searching for a legendary idol for his failing museum, and who
eventually stows away, leaving his jungle home for New York, where much
monkey mischief ensues. Directed by Matthew O'Callaghan, the simply
told but visually vibrant film stays faithful to the gentle tone of the
books, imparting a warmhearted message about friendship, which though
geared toward youngsters adults will find charming. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage.
"Cursed"
(Dimension)
Rated "PG-13"
Banefully bad horror flick about a young television producer (Christina
Ricci) and her geeky teenage brother (Jesse Eisenberg), who find themselves
in increasingly hairy situations after being bitten by a werewolf-at-large
in their Los Angeles neighborhood. Clumsily grafting themes of high school
angst, homophobia and sexually transmitted diseases onto its B-movie script,
this campy clunker directed by Wes Craven is all bark and no fright, and
should have viewers howling for their money back. Recurring horror
violence and gore, two instances of fleeting rear nudity, mild innuendo,
scattered crude language and humor. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling.
D
"Daddy Day Camp"
(TriStar)
Rated "PG"
A few years after the events of "Daddy Day Care," the two
entrepreneurial fathers (now played by Cuba Gooding Jr. and
Paul Rae) buy a run-down summer camp and take up a rivalry
with the big, mean bully camp next door. Director Fred
Savage, the former child star now making his feature-film
debut, runs through the checklist of crass jokes and
heavy-handed messages about life and teamwork that would
have been a lot more resonant if they had been grounded in
reality. A few instances of crass language, some
children's brawls, bathroom humor, light cartoonlike
violence and an offhand sexual remark. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material
may not be suitable for children.
"Daltry
Calhoun" (Miramax)
Rated "PG-13"
Modestly endearing tale set in small-town Tennessee about a reformed
good-for-nothing (Johnny Knoxville) who, with his rags-to-riches story
facing a reversal of fortune, seeks reconciliation with the daughter he
abandoned as an infant -- now a precocious, musically gifted teenager
(Sophie Traub) -- when the girl's mother (Elizabeth Banks) shows up on
his doorstep with news that she is dying and asks him to take over the
parenting reins after she is gone. Directed by Katrina Holden Bronson,
the film has its narrative bumps but they are smoothed over by its
heartfelt emotion and redemptive message about hope and second chances. An implied sexual encounter, some sexual discussions, underage
drinking and smoking, a mildly irreverent scene, brief fisticuffs, and
scattered crude language and profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Dance Flick" (Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Flat-footed genre satire with a minimal plot about the unlikely
romance between a would-be ballerina (Shoshana Bush) and a
street dancer (Damon Wayans, Jr.). Stumbles far outnumber leaps
in director and co-writer Damien Dante Wayans' rambling sendup,
and a few of the gags are patently vulgar. Much sexual and
some scatological humor, one use of the F-word, frequent crude
and crass language, and occasional comic violence. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may
be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Dan in Real Life"
(Touchstone/Focus)
Rated 'PG-13"
Steve Carrell shines as the widowed father of three girls who
takes them to a family reunion at his parents' rambling house in
Rhode Island, and while there falls in love with an empathetic
woman (Juliette Binoche) he meets in a bookstore, only to learn
she's the girlfriend of his younger brother (Dane Cook). Also on
the plus side of director Peter Hedges' leisurely paced, likable
but only mildly amusing film are the positive depiction of
Carrell's large, loving family, and the almost total lack of
objectionable elements. But the basic setup seems contrived,
the ostensible romance earthbound, and the formulaic script not
terribly funny. Mild innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate
for children under 13.
"The
Darkest Hour" (Summit)
Rated "PG-13"
Director Chris Gorak's weak alien-invasion entry has five
American visitors to Moscow (Emile Hirsch, Olivia Thirlby, Max
Minghella, Rachael Taylor and Joel Kinnaman) running away from
space intruders who manifest themselves as balls of lethal
microwave radiation, and start zapping folks -- right, left and
center. Action violence and fleeting profane, crude and crass
language. The Catholic News Service classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Dark Knight" (Warner
Bros./Legendary)
Rated "PG-13"
Tumultuous, technically dazzling -- if overlong and excessively
complex -- sequel to "Batman Begins" as the chiropteran crusader
(Christian Bale) is challenged by the anarchic Joker (Heath
Ledger) to reveal his true identity or else scores will die,
while a romantic rival for his ex-girlfriend's (Maggie
Gyllenhaal) affections -- the upstanding district attorney
(Aaron Eckhart), working in tandem with the city's crime unit
chief (Gary Oldman) -- strives to bring integrity to corrupt
Gotham. Ledger is electrifying in his last completed
performance, while director and co-writer Christopher Nolan
brings consummate polish to the creation of a chaotic and brutal
milieu, albeit one relieved by underlying decency. Bloodless
but intense action violence including shootings, explosions and
vehicular mayhem, but virtually no objectionable language or
sexual elements. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"Dark
Water" (Touchstone)
Rated "PG-13"
Smartly crafted and suspenseful psychological thriller about a recently
separated single mom (Jennifer Connelly) -- locked in an ugly custody
battle with her estranged husband -- struggling to keep hold of her
fragile sanity and 5-year-old daughter (Ariel Gade) when they move into
a dilapidated apartment with a creepy chronic ceiling leak and a dark
past. Director Walter Salles' stylish and sophisticated ghost story (a
remake of a Japanese horror film) takes a more subtle approach to
maintaining its taut-nerve tension, keeping viewers' cold sweat on a
slow drip rather than going for cheap jolts with lots of gore or
computer generated tricks. Mature thematic elements, recurring
menace, some frightening moments, child peril, including a disturbing
drowning sequence, a brief implied sexual situation and scattered crude
language and profanity and an instance of rough language. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"The Darjeeling
Limited" (Fox Searchlight)
Rated "R"
Quirky, bittersweet odyssey about three estranged siblings
-- the eldest, controlling brother recovering from a
near-fatal injury (Owen Wilson), anxious father-to-be middle
son (Adrien Brody), and the youngest, a writer (Jason
Schwartzman) -- who set out on a spiritual journey on a
train through India after their father's death, including a
visit to a Himalayan monastery where their widowed mother
(Angelica Huston) has become a nun. Though the colorful
film, as per director and co-writer Wes Anderson's usual
style, is not conventionally structured, it becomes more
involving as well as genuinely touching as it progresses,
with some off-putting antics of the brothers at the start of
their trip yielding to reflection and transformation after a
tragic occurrence along the way. A nonmarital sexual
encounter without nudity, brief rough language and
profanity, and a drug reference. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Date
Movie" (20th Century Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Crudely sophomoric sendup of recent popular romantic comedies barely
held together by a perfunctory plot involving the upcoming wedding of a
formerly obese waitress (Alyson Hannigan) to the man of her dreams (Adam
Campbell), a wedding that the latter's seductive ex-flame (Sophie Monk)
threatens to sabotage. Following in the genre-skewering footprints of
"Scary Movie," directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer spoof such
films as "My Big Fat Greek Wedding," "Hitch" and "My Best Friend's
Wedding," among others, in a nonstop barrage of vulgar and unfunny
juvenile sight gags that test the limits of its PG-13 rating.
Pervasive raunchy and gross-out humor, some comic violence, recurring
crude language and a few instances of profanity. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Date Night" (Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
This well-intentioned but ultimately wayward mix of the romantic
comedy and action genres sees an ordinary suburban New Jersey
couple (Steve Carell and Tina Fey) caught up in an underworld
blackmail scheme after being mistaken for the cohabiting
lowlifes (James Franco and Mila Kunis) who are out to sell the
damning evidence. As written by Josh Klausner and directed by
Shawn Levy, the pair's nocturnal Manhattan odyssey -- during
which they flee a duo of thugs (Common and Jimmi Simpson) in the
employ of a mob boss (Ray Liotta), and turn for help to a James
Bond-like intelligence agent (Mark Wahlberg) -- though its
travails aid them to rekindle their flickering love for each
other, eventually leads to an underground sex club where they
briefly find themselves forced to entertain a powerful patron
with perverse tastes. Considerable, though bloodless, action
violence, partial rear nudity, much sexual humor, including gags
about casual sex, masturbation and aberrant practices, at least
one use of profanity and of the F-word, some crude and crass
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"The Da Vinci Code" (Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Dan Brown's record-breaking best-seller comes to the screen with most of its
spurious historical, artistic, and theological misstatements intact. The film
follows the book's plot of a Harvard "symbologist" (Tom Hanks) on the run from
French police after the murder of a curator from the Louvre museum, with the
latter's granddaughter (Audrey Tautou) in tow, as they piece together the
motives for the killing, implicating the Catholic Church in a centuries-old
conspiracy to suppress an explosive secret. As expected, director Ron Howard has
made a glossy, competent thriller, though perhaps a little confusing for those
unfamiliar with the book. The performances, including that of Sir Ian McKellen
as another scholar and Paul Bettany as the albino monk assassin, are colorful;
the underlying assertions -- particularly as they question Jesus' divinity --
and the obvious falsehoods about Opus Dei are deeply abhorrent. Partly
subtitled. Violence including brutal murders, crude language, irreverent
underpinning, rear male nudity, scenes of corporal mortification, fleeting hint
of prostitution, glimpse of ritualistic sex. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Daybreakers" (Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
This potentially intriguing, but excessively violent tale, set
in a futuristic world where a mysterious plague has transformed
the vast majority of the population into vampires, and where the
blood supply drawn from the few remaining mortals is rapidly
dwindling, follows the efforts of a conscientious undead
researcher (Ethan Hawke) to develop a viable substitute, his
conflict with the greedy chief (Sam Neill) of the conglomerate
sponsoring his work and his eventual partnership with two
fugitive humans (Willem Dafoe and Claudia Karvan) who may have
discovered an alternative solution to the crisis. Co-writers and
directors Peter and Michael Spierig effectively conjure a
society where blood-suckers are the norm and use it to make
satiric points about corporate excess and environmental
irresponsibility, but the intermittently gory proceedings move
toward a climactic scene of orgiastic bloodletting. Graphic
gruesome violence, including decapitation, dismemberment and
exploding bodies; upper female nudity; at least three uses of
profanity; and some rough and crude language. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Days and Clouds"
("Giorni e Nuvole") (Film Movement)
Rated "NR"
Mature, generally perceptive drama in which an idealistic
middle-age Genoese executive (Antonio Albanese) and his art
restorer wife (Margherita Buy) find their relationship
strained after he is forced from his job by his business
partners, an economic and social crisis they try to conceal
from, among others, their 20-year-old daughter (Alba
Rohrwacher). Director and co-writer Silvio Soldini's
intimate, award-winning portrait of a marriage under siege
upholds the value of long-term mutual commitment, though it
downplays the devastating consequences of physical
infidelity. In Italian. Subtitles. Brief, nongraphic
adulterous sexual activity, much rough and crude language
and sexual references. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. Not rated by
the Motion Picture Association of America.
"The Day the Earth Stood Still"
(Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Competent but inferior science-fiction remake about an alien
(Keanu Reeves) who lands on earth to warn of the planet's doom,
and gains the assistance of a top-flight scientist (Jennifer
Connelly), escaping from government custody to continue his
mission, despite the initial hostility of the scientist's
distrustful young stepson (Jaden Smith). Director Scott
Derrickson's version of Robert Wise's 1951 genre classic, which
also features Kathy Bates as the wary U.S. secretary of defense,
substitutes global warming for the threat of Cold War
annihilation (both worthy themes), but though objectionable
elements are minimal, the alien's deadpan emotion is a serious
drawback. Moderate, mostly bloodless violence. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults
and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG--13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material
may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Death at a Funeral" (Screen Gems)
Rated "R"
Ensemble farce relating the various outlandish mishaps that
befall two estranged brothers (Chris Rock and Martin Lawrence)
and their relatives and friends (notably James Marsden, Tracy
Morgan and Danny Glover) as they gather to bury the family
patriarch, including the played-for-laughs revelation of the
deceased's concealed relationship with a mysterious stranger
(Peter Dinklage). Director Neil LaBute's Americanization of
Frank Oz's 2007 British comedy of the same title mostly seeks
laughs in the bed- and bathroom, with predictably woeful
results. Frivolous treatment of adulterous homosexuality,
rear and partial nudity, drug theme, graphic scatological humor,
sexual jokes and references, a half-dozen uses of profanity,
frequent rough and crude language. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Death Race"
(Universal/Relativity)
Rated "R"
Brooding dystopian futuristic action tale in which, after
being framed for the murder of his wife, a factory worker
(Jason Statham) is offered freedom by his warden (Joan
Allen) if, with the assistance of a female convict navigator
(Natalie Martinez) and a skilled pit crew (Ian McShane, Fred
Koehler and Jacob Vargas), he competes in the
car-races-to-the-death she supervises for public
entertainment. Writer-director Paul W.S. Anderson's updating
of Paul Bartel's 1975 "Death Race 2000" is one long paean to
brutality, as the speedway gladiators are decapitated, gored
and napalmed. Pervasive graphic violence with blood,
fleeting rear nudity, frequent rough and crude language, and
a couple of profanities. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"D.E.B.S."
(Destination/Samuel Goldwyn)
Rated "PG-13"
Satire of "Charlie's Angels"-type action films and teen movies, in which
the high school-age secret agents take on the archcriminal Lucy Diamond
(Jordana Brewster) with a surprising twist: Amy (Sara Foster), one of
the leading D.E.B.S. (seniors chosen for an underground academy based on
their abilities to lie, cheat and fight), comes face to face with Lucy,
and instead of killing her, begins to feel the stirrings of a romantic
attraction. Director and writer Angela Robinson's lesbian riff on a
familiar genre -- surprisingly slick for an independent film (with some
appealing performances) -- is not without bright moments, but despite
imparting some worthy messages such as the value of friendship and being
true to yourself, the ringing affirmation of physically giving vent to
one's sexuality, gay or straight, particularly at the borderline age of
consent, is troubling, even if presented as a lighthearted spoof. Some
profane, rough and crude language, action violence, premarital sexual
situations, overall thematic material, alcohol and tobacco use. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive.
"Dead
Silence" (Universal)
Rated "R"
Mechanical, relatively mayhem-free horror movie about a man (Jamie
Ashen) who returns to his hometown seeking answers to his wife's
murder. Director James Wan teases a bit of mystery out of an
ordinary plot concerning the revenge of a female ventriloquist and
her collection of dolls, but the film proves long on buildup and
short on genuine frights. Some crass language, violence, bloody
images and dead bodies. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
"Dear Frankie" (Miramax)
Rated "PG-13"
Captivating film set in Scotland about a loving single mother (Emily
Mortimer), who pretends to her 9-year-old deaf son, Frankie (Jack McElhone),
that his father -- whom the boy has never seen -- is simply away at sea, and
forges letters purporting to be from the absent father, then pays a stranger
(Gerard Butler) to pose as the father for a day. Shona Auerbach directs a
beautifully written story that is immensely appealing, sensitively acted,
and sure to bring a lump to the throat, resulting in superlative
entertainment for adults and older adolescents. A few profane and rough
words, a single lewd gesture from a child, some mature thematic material and
some alcohol use. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults.
"Dear John" (Screen Gems)
Rated "PG-13"
This frequently sentimental drama, set in South Carolina, charts
the love-at-first-sight romance between a Special Forces
sergeant (Channing Tatum) home on leave to visit his mildly
autistic father (Richard Jenkins) and an affluent college
student (Amanda Seyfried), their prolonged separation due to his
reenlistment following the 9/11 terrorist attacks, and their
efforts to maintain their bond by long-distance letter writing.
Though the portrayal of the conflicted filial relationship is
moving, director Lasse Hallstrom's adaptation of Catholic writer
Nicholas Sparks' best-selling 2006 novel focuses mostly on the
emotionally unrealistic evolution of the lovers' attachment, and
endorses its premature consummation along the way. Nongraphic
premarital sexual activity with partial nudity, a few uses of
profanity, at least four instances of the S-word. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Dear
Wendy" (Wellspring)
Rated "NR"
Oddly compelling and offbeat story about lonely teenagers in a small
town who become enamored of guns, and though intending never to use them
for violent means become swept up in the weapons' mystique and power in
spite of themselves. Distinguished Danish filmmaker Thomas Vinterberg's
second English-language film features a standout performance by Jamie
Bell (whose anthropomorphized revolver is the lady of the title), and
the others (including Novella Nelson) are good, too. Though the
admirable message is anti-guns and anti-violence, the moral issues are
too muddled, and the film's inevitable bloodbath ending is dramatically
unsatisfying. Profanity and rough language, violence and bloodshed. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"Death at a Funeral"
(MGM/Sidney Kimmel)
Rated "R"
Chaos reigns in this mordant British comedy as family
members -- arrogant famous novelist son (Rupert Graves),
insecure second son (Matthew MacFadyen) and his exasperated
wife (Keeley Hawes), their cousin (Daisy Donovan) and her
fiance (Alan Tudyk) -- gather for a patriarchal funeral and
everything goes wildly wrong, including a mysterious guest
(Peter Dinklage) who threatens a scandalous revelation.
Director Frank Oz whips up a skillfully farcical frenzy, and
the cast is game, but recommendation must be tempered by an
overload of expletives as well as other elements that may
offend viewers. Gratuitous and pervasive profanity, rough
and crude language, rear male nudity, drug use, homosexual
blackmail theme, innuendo and scatological humor. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The Death of Mr. Lazarescu"
(Tartan)
Rated "R"
Trenchant Romanian drama that follows the all-night odyssey of a
dying old man, Mr. Lazarescu (Ion Fiscuteanu), as he is shuttled
from one hospital to the next, encountering indifference and
insensitivity from the doctors and medical staff, with only a
compassionate ambulance driver (Mioara Avram) to plead his case.
Deliberately paced, filmed with an unvarnished look and featuring
understated performances, director Cristi Puiu's perceptive
commentary on health care, in charting Lazarescu's plight,
poignantly brings attention to how uncaring bureaucracy and societal
apathy can depreciate the dignity of a human being. Subtitles.
Some rough and crude language and brief partial nudity. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Death
Sentence" (Fox)
Rated "R"
Mild-mannered financier (Kevin Bacon) commits
capital murder against gang members to avenge the
death of his son. For the first hour, director James
Wan (best known for "Saw") and screenwriter Ian
Jeffers follow the nuances of novelist Brian
Garfield's 1975 sequel to "Death Wish" and sprinkle
in mordant humor, but the last half-hour descends
into splatter and heavy-handed symbolism. Rough,
crude and crass language, profanity and extended
scenes of bloody gun violence. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The
Debt" (Focus)
Rated "R"
This stylish -- though frequently violent -- remake of the
2007 Israeli spy thriller of the same name is a game of
cat-and-mouse across two time periods as three Mossad agents
(Helen Mirren, Tom Wilkinson and Ciaran Hinds) track down and
capture a Josef Mengele-like Nazi war criminal (Jesper
Christensen). Their feat -- told in flashback by their younger
selves (Jessica Chastain, Marton Csokas and Sam Worthington) --
has made them national heroes. But it seems there's more to
their exploit than the official story recounts. While suitable
only for mature viewers open to challenging material, as
directed with flair by John Madden, this gritty drama will
certainly keep them guessing right up to the end.
Considerable bloody violence, a disturbing portrayal of
anti-Semitism, brief nongraphic premarital sexual activity, some
rough language. The Catholic News Service classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"December Boys"
(Warner Independent)
Rated "PG-13"
Moving Australian coming-of-age drama as four boys from a
convent orphanage (Daniel Radcliffe, Christian Byers, Lee
Cormie and James Fraser) are sent on holiday to board with
an elderly couple (Jack Thompson and Kris McQuade) by the
seaside, where they learn that the childless couple nearby
(Sullivan Stapleton and Victoria Hill) may adopt one of
them, leading to rivalry among the friends. Besides
sensitive performances and majestic cinematography, director
Rod Hardy's adaptation of Michael Noonan's novel has a
strong Catholic underpinning, including a bona fide miracle,
and a compassionate humanistic viewpoint. An instance of
crude language, mild profanity, dim upper female nudity,
brief rear nudity, a clothed, nonexplicit sexual encounter,
and brief underage drinking and smoking. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Deception" (20th Century
Fox)
Rated "R"
Dull, sometimes obvious thriller about a lonely accountant (Ewan
McGregor) who's befriended by a charismatic corporate lawyer
(Hugh Jackman), who introduces him to a sex club offering
"intimacy without intricacy" where he falls for one of the other
members (Michelle Williams) and soon becomes a blackmail victim.
Director Marcel Langenegger's feature debut -- nocturnal and
claustrophobic -- glamorizes its main character's anonymous
encounters before endorsing his more substantial relationship. Graphic nonmarital sexual activity, rear and upper-female
nudity, scanty costuming, much rough and crude and some crass
and profane language, sexual discussion, and drug use. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent
or adult guardian.
"Deck the Halls" (20th Century
Fox)
Rated "PG"
Yuletide comedy about an obsessively organized eye doctor (Matthew
Broderick) whose regimental holiday zeal alienates his wife (Kristin
Davis) and two kids (Alia Shawkat and Dylan Blue), and who meets his
match when his new neighbor (Danny DeVito) challenges his reputation
as the town's "king of Christmas" by decorating his own house with
enough lights to be visible from outer space, prompting escalating
attempts by the two men to outdo each other at the risk of losing
what matters most to them, their families. Though brightly colored
bulbs abound, the laughs are mostly low-wattage, as director John
Whitesell decks his plot with clumsy slapstick and a few
out-of-place off-color gags, but he ultimately proves that his heart
is in the right place with an earnest endorsement of home, family
and friendship. And while a secular view of Christmas dominates,
things are brought to a predictably sentimental close that at least
acknowledges in song the true meaning of the holiday. Some mildly
crude language and humor, including a few suggestive images and a
lightly irreverent sight gag, innuendo and an instance of profanity,
limiting the film's suitability to older adolescents and up. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults.
"Dedication"
(Weinstein/Plum)
Rated "R"
Embittered, highly phobic children's book writer (Billy Crudup)
is forced to work with a new illustrator (Mandy Moore) when his
former collaborator and only friend (Tom Wilkinson) dies.
Director Justin Theroux's unconventional love story begins
sordidly in a porn theater and the expletive quotient is high,
but the narrative ultimately takes a touching and redemptive
turn, anchored by Crudup's mesmerizing performance. Pervasive
rough language and profanity, some crude expressions and sexual
remarks, implied premarital sexual encounter, fleeting porn
imagery and other sexual elements. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Deep Blue"
(Miramax)
Rated "G"
Visually spectacular nature documentary which explores Earth's final
frontier, the ocean, from its wave-tossed surface teeming with myriad
marine life to its unfathomable depths, revealing both its sublime
beauty and indiscriminate cruelty. Directed by Alastair Fothergill and
Andy Byatt and narrated by Pierce Brosnan, this awe-inspiring tour
through liquid space, with its breathtaking, up-close, underwater
photography (culled from the BBC series "The Blue Planet"), is highly
emotional and imparts a deeper appreciation for the wonders of God's
creation. Some disturbing predatory images. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Defiance" (Paramount
Vantage)
Rated "R"
This is a well-acted and too lengthy but ultimately worthy
history lesson about the Bielski brothers (Daniel Craig, Liev
Schreiber and Jamie Bell), Jewish farmers who chose not to be
victimized by the Nazis, who sheltered hundreds of Jews, taking
them to safety in the forests of Eastern Europe during World War
II, and who violently fought off the Germans. Director and
co-writer Edward Zwick keeps the episodic story moving
reasonably well considering the three-year time span, and the
script gives a different perspective than the typical Holocaust
movie, but the brothers' heroism here is shown to be marred by
several morally unacceptable instances of senseless slaughter.
Strong sporadic violence, vigilante killing, rough language,
mild sexuality and a rape reference. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Definitely, Maybe"
(Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Carefully wrought romantic comedy, albeit with some
problematic material, in which an advertiser (Ryan Reynolds)
on the verge of divorce recounts to his inquiring daughter
(Abigail Breslin) how he chose her mother from among the
three women (Elizabeth Banks, Rachel Weisz and Isla Fisher)
he had once been dating. Writer-director Adam Brooks'
generally well-written, often touching film is most suitable
for mature viewers. Implied nonmarital sexual activity and
cohabitation, some profanity, frank sexual talk and crass
language, divorce theme, lesbian reference and political
pro-choice allusion. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"District 9" (TriStar)
Rated "R"
Exceedingly violent yet powerful science fiction parable in
which, two decades after the arrival in South Africa of an
unwelcome race of human-sized but insect-shaped aliens, a
bureaucrat (Sharlto Copley) for a multinational corporation
charged with relocating them from the titular ghetto to a
concentration camp finds his condescending attitude transformed
when a chemical accident turns him into a fugitive from the
system he previously served. Propelled by Copley's intense
performance, director and co-writer Neill Blomkamp's
unflinchingly harsh feature debut employs a mock documentary
format to create an incisive study of prejudice and societal
indifference. Considerable gory violence, including brief
torture, pervasive rough and some crude language, and a few
sexual references. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under
17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Deja Vu" (Touchstone)
Rated "PG-13"
Action thriller about a federal agent (Denzel Washington) who, in
investigating a deadly explosion on a New Orleans ferry, is
recruited into a top-secret project whose members (including Val
Kilmer) have found a way to peer into the past to solve crimes, and,
while helping them track down the bomber (Jim Caviezel), falls in
love with one of the blast's casualties (Paula Patton) and decides
to travel back in time to prevent her death. Managing to keep the
twisting plot mostly lucid, director Tony Scott grafts inventive
action sequences onto the intriguing premise resulting in a
sufficiently engaging sci-fi mystery, despite some holes in story
logic. Some intense action violence, disturbing images of death,
blurred shower nudity, brief rear nudity, and some mildly crude
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults.
"Delgo" (Freestyle)
Rated "PG"
Well-meaning but only average animated children's parable, set
in a mythical land, about a part-human, part-reptile teenager
(voice of Freddie Prinze Jr.) who falls for the winged,
pixielike princess (voice of Jennifer Love Hewitt) of a rival
nation and enlists the help of his bumbling best friend (voice
of Chris Kattan) and a fearless general (Val Kilmer) to thwart
the warmongering schemes of the princess' exiled aunt (voice of
Anne Bancroft). This Romeo-and-Juliet tale, co-written and
directed by Marc F. Adler and Jason F. Maurer, exalts peace,
racial and ethnic harmony and the power of mercy to break a
cycle of hatred, values which compensate for special effects
well behind the vanguard and a sometimes unimpressive script.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I
-- general patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may
not be suitable for children.
"Delirious"
(Peace Arch/Thema/Artina)
Rated "NR"
The unlikely friendship between a lowlife "paparazzo"
(Steve Buscemi) and a sympathetic street kid (Michael
Pitt) is put to the test when an even more unlikely
romance develops between the photographer's recently
homeless protege and a world-famous pop-music star
(Alison Lohman). The tone of writer-director Tom
DiCillo's film veers disconcertingly from bleak cynicism
to sophomoric fantasy, so that in the end neither the
often witty script nor some genuinely impressive
performances among the lead actors can save this story
from degenerating into an unconvincing muddle.
Relentless rough and crude language and some profanity,
much crude humor, rear and partial nudity, some skimpy
costuming, innuendo and implied unmarried sexual
liaisons. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. Not rated by the Motion Picture Association
of America.
"Delta Farce" (Lionsgate)
Rated "PG-13
Stale, flat attempt at a military comedy starring Daniel Whitney in his
guise of Larry the Cable Guy, supported by "Blue Collar TV" co-star Bill
Engvall and the twitchy D.J. Qualls, playing amiable dumb-guy Army
reservists called up to Fallujah, Iraq, but landing instead in a remote
Mexican village, where they take on local bandits. Director D.B.
Harding, evidently assuming a short attention span for the audience,
chops the comedic scenes into annoyingly tiny bits, but is more
successful turning Larry into a good-hearted, Southern-fried teddy bear.
Some crude language, sexual innuendo, gay characters, a scatological
sight gag and some ethnic slurs. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
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"The Departed" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Hard-hitting if overlong tale of two rookie cops in South Boston --
one (Matt Damon) an informant for the mob, the other (Leonardo
DiCaprio) secretly assigned by senior officers (Martin Sheen and
Mark Wahlberg) to infiltrate the crime ring run by a notorious mob
boss (over-the-top Jack Nicholson) -- with both young cops pushed to
the mental breaking point in their double-dealing roles, and frantic
to uncover the other's identity. Director Martin Scorsese has lost
none of his flair for the genre, and DiCaprio and Damon are
extremely good, but the setup seems far-fetched, and there's
predictably a high quotient of violence, with the nonstop barrage of
expletives excessive even for the underworld environment.
Pervasive rough language, racial epithets, profanity, extremely
crude expressions, heavy violence, grisly images, nongraphic sexual
situations and encounters, irreverent remarks about the church. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would
find troubling. |
"Derailed"
(Weinstein)
Rated "R"
Forgettable thriller about two unhappily married strangers (Jennifer
Aniston and Clive Owen) whose chance meeting on a commuter train sparks
an affair, cut short when their hotel room tryst is intruded on by a
vicious thug (Vincent Cassel), who proceeds to blackmail them,
entangling them in a spiral of violence and deception. Directed by
Mikael Hafstrom, what could have been a smart cautionary tale about the
consequences of deceit is instead derailed by a predictable plot and a
ridiculous, morally problematic ending, in which a character literally
gets away with murder. An adulterous sexual encounter, a rape, bloody
violence including several shootings and a stabbing, as well as much
rough and crude language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive.
"The
Descent" (Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
Chiller about six adventurous female friends (including Shauna
Macdonald, Natalie Mendoza and Alex Reid) whose thrill-seeking outing
turns into a battle for subterranean survival when they become trapped
in a maze of caves deep beneath the Appalachian Mountains, where they
fall prey to a race of vicious humanoid creatures. What starts out as a
highly effective horror film that conveys an unnerving, almost palpable
sense of claustrophobia and primal fear becomes a routine monster flick,
as director Neil Marshall increasingly indulges in easy jolts and grisly
excess. Gratuitous bloody violence and gore, a mercy killing, a
gruesome car accident, much rough and crude language. The USSCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting is O -- morally offensive.
"Despicable Me" (Universal)
Rated "PG"
This enchanting 3-D animated comedy about a slightly wicked but
ultimately softhearted rogue (voice of Steve Carell) follows his
rivalry with a nerdy newcomer (voice of Jason Segel) for the
title of world's most terrible villain -- during which they
compete to steal the moon, no less - and charts the
life-altering effect a trio of orphans (voices of Miranda
Cosgrove, Dana Gaier and Elsie Fisher) have on him after he
takes them under his wing, initially for his own nefarious
purposes. Co-directors Chris Renaud and Pierre Coffin -- who
also provide voice work for the main miscreant's army of
comically mumbling undersized minions - serve up a delightfully
humorous conversion tale spun around themes of loyalty and the
transformative power of family love with only a few effects that
might scare the most timid and a touch of mild bathroom humor to
raise concern among some parents. The Catholic News Service
classification is A-I -- general patronage. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo"
(Columbia)
Rated "R"
Brainless and disastrously distasteful sequel to the 1999 comedy "Deuce
Bigalow: Male Gigolo" which finds the doltish
fish-tank-cleaner-turned-male prostitute (Rob Schneider) in Amsterdam,
Netherlands, where he must solve the murders of Europe's top gigolos to
clear the name of his friend and former pimp (Eddie Griffin) implicated
in the crimes. Directed by Mike Bigelow, the much raunchier follow-up
wallows in juvenile sexual and scatological sight gags that succeed in
lowering the already rock-bottom bar set by the original. Pervasive
sexual and gross-out humor, some partial frontal nudity and comic
violence, comical treatment of physical and mental disabilities, and
drug content, as well as much rough and crude language and profanity.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive.
"Deus Ex: Human
Revolution" (Square Enix)
Rated "NR"
Complex, violent action/role-playing game
exploring a future where humans may augment their bodies at
will, and the way these changes affect individuals and society.
With its combination of adult themes and choice-based gameplay,
the plot can develop along moral, immoral, or morally ambiguous
lines. Even if the game is played largely with nonlethal
violence, though, the content remains graphic and disturbing.
Intense violence with gore, sexual themes, mature subject
matter, alcohol use, drug references, strong language, implied
prostitution. The Catholic News Service classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling. The Entertainment Software Ratings
Board rating is M -- Mature.
"Devil" (Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Rapidly fizzling horror entry in which Satan stalks an elevator stuck
between floors in a Philadelphia high-rise. Director John Erick Dowdle,
working from a story by M. Night Shyamalan, puts reliable scream queen
Bojana Novakovic and a handful of other riders with unsavory pasts
through some decidedly less-than-scary paces as the Prince of Darkness
dispenses some rough justice. Fleeting crude and crass language,
dubious, though incidental, use of Catholic imagery. The Catholic News
Service classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned.
Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"The
Devil Inside" (Paramount)
Rated "R"
Director and co-writer William Brent Bell's eye-poppingly
bad, grotesque exorcism outing combines inept storytelling with
a lazy, sullen antagonism toward the Catholic Church. Keen to
know what provoked her mother (Suzan Crowley) to murder two
priests and a nun during an exorcism 20 years earlier, a plucky
documentary maker (Fernanda Andrade) jets off to Rome in search
of answers, accompanied by her faithful cameraman (Ionut Grama).
They eventually join forces with two renegade clergymen (Simon
Quarterman and Evan Helmuth) who conduct unsanctioned exorcisms
for the ostensible benefit of those the "institutional" church
refuses to help. Anti-Catholic animus, a fallacious
presentation of church teaching and practice, implied acceptance
of abortion, rare but intensely gory violence, a few uses of
profanity and frequent rough and occasional crude language. The
Catholic News Service classification is O -- morally offensive.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"The
Devil's Rejects" (Lions Gate)
Rated "R"
Violently perverse horror sequel to "House of 1000 Corpses" which
follows the bloody trail of the homicidal Firefly clan (Sid Haig, Bill
Moseley and Sheri Moon Zombie), as they flee the vigilante justice of a
relentless sheriff (William Forsythe) determined to avenge his brother's
murder. Laced with visual nods to Arthur Penn, Sam Peckinpah and Tobe
Hopper, writer-director Rob Zombie's almost pornographic follow-up is as
pointless as it is utterly revolting, sinking to nauseating lows in
presenting depravity as entertainment. Pervasive dehumanizing
violence, including grisly killings and mutilations and torture;
sadistic sexual situations, including violation with a gun; a soft-core
sexual encounter with partial nudity; full frontal shower nudity; drug
content; themes of revenge; and much rough and crude language and
profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O
-- morally offensive.
"The Devil
Wears Prada" (Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Entertaining comedy-drama about an aspiring writer (Anne Hathaway) who
takes a job as junior assistant to an imperious editor (a delicious
Meryl Streep) at a high-powered fashion magazine, while her friends,
including her boyfriend (Adrian Grenier) chide her for losing sight of
her real values as she gets caught up in the competitive environment.
Director David Frankel's handsomely photographed adaptation of Lauren
Weisberger's 2003 best-seller is a fast-moving morality tale with a
simple but commendable message about staying true to your ideals and not
selling out, with good performances all around, including those of Emily
Blunt and Stanley Tucci. Admirably light on objectionable content. A
couple of implied premarital situations (but no sex scenes), some crass
expressions, brief profanity and innuendo, and a couple of uses of the
s-word, making this inappropriate for younger adolescents. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents.
"Diary of a Wimpy
Kid" (Fox)
Rated "PG"
Mostly likeable, though lightweight coming-of-age comedy
about the travails of a first-year middle school student
(Zachary Gordon) whose ill-conceived efforts to gain
popularity and status in his new environment -- frequently,
though unintentionally sabotaged by the carefree nerdiness
of his long-standing best friend (Robert Capron) -- instead
see him slipping lower and lower in the lunchroom and recess
pecking order, while his home life is made miserable by the
petty bullying of his cocky older brother (Devon Bostick).
Director Thor Freudenthal's adaptation of Jeff Kinney's
best-selling 2007 novel in cartoon format offers lessons
about loyalty, self-sacrificing friendship and gaining
genuine acceptance by being true to yourself; but the
proceedings sometimes veer into mildly off-color humor, and
the script makes it clear -- albeit in a restrained way --
that one of the hierarchical divisions separating the
students is based on the rate of pubescent physical
development. Brief images of a scantily clad woman, a few
instances of mildly gross and scatological humor, a couple
of vaguely sexual jokes, at least one crass term. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II --
adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some
material may not be suitable for children.
"Did You
Hear About the Morgans?" (Columbia/Relativity)
Rated "PG-13"
Pleasant, if largely predictable, romantic comedy in which a
recently separated New York couple (Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica
Parker) accidentally witness the contract killing of an arms dealer
and, as part of the government's protection program, are abruptly
relocated to rural Wyoming where, sheltered and shielded by a
no-nonsense federal marshal (Sam Elliott) and his gun-toting wife
(Mary Steenburgen), they gradually discover the joys of down-home
living as they reassess their relationship. Writer-director Marc
Lawrence's fish-out-of-water tale is an unabashed celebration of
marriage and family life and, though it features extensive
discussion of the negative effects of infidelity, is mostly free of
objectionable material, making it probably acceptable for older
teens. Adultery and infertility themes, off-screen marital
lovemaking, a few mildly sexual jokes, at least one crude and one
crass term. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating
is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Diggers" (Magnolia)
Rated "R"
Mostly downbeat comedy-drama about the life and loves of Long
Island clam diggers (Paul Rudd, Ken Marino, Josh Hamilton and
Ron Eldard) played out against the encroachment of a big fishing
corporation wreaking havoc on their traditional way of life.
Katherine Diekmann directs Marino's script capably, and there
are good performances -- including those of Lauren Ambrose and
Maura Tierney -- but the only mildly involving and sometimes
sordid plot and the high quotient of expletives are detriments. Pervasive rough and crude language and profanity, drug and
contraception references, rear male nudity, sexual encounters
without overt nudity and sexual references, premarital
situations, brief pornography images, domestic violence and
gratuitous bathroom scenes. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"The Dilemma"
(Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Unappealing mix of comedy and drama as a Chicago businessman (Vince
Vaughn) and reformed gambler discovers that his best friend and
partner's (Kevin James) wife (Winona Ryder) is cheating with a younger
man (Channing Tatum). Unable to bring himself to share the news, he
undertakes a series of credulity-straining antics designed either to
gain proof of the affair or end it. But his strange behavior convinces
his live-in girlfriend (Jennifer Connelly) that he's returned to
betting. Though fidelity, honesty and the value of marriage are affirmed
in passing, and Vaughn's character even pauses to pray for guidance, the
plot of director Ron Howard's mood-shifting mess primarily serves as an
excuse for stringing together Vaughn's trademark manic riffs. And like
them or not, they fail to offset the showcasing of wayward, sometimes
seamy bedroom behavior. Brief graphic adulterous sexual activity with
fleeting rear nudity, cohabitation, prostitution theme, much sexual
humor, a half-dozen uses of profanity, at least one instance of the
F-word, considerable crude and crass language, obscene gestures. The
Catholic News Service classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find troubling. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children
under 13.
"Dinner for Schmucks"
(Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
To score a promotion, a financial analyst (Paul Rudd) must bring
a suitable guest to the titular meal organized by his boss
(Bruce Greenwood) as a competition to see which corporate
hotshot can produce the most amusing idiot as a target for
secret ridicule, so his accidental meeting with a bizarrely
naive and nerdy IRS agent (Steve Carell) seems like a godsend
until his victim's well-intentioned bumbling begins to ruin both
his career and his relationship with his live-in girlfriend
(Stephanie Szostak). Though its underlying message is one of
sensitivity and respect, director Jay Roach's comedy, adapted
from Francis Veber's 1998 French feature "Le Diner de Cons,"
showcases numerous wayward riffs on topics such as adultery,
casual sex and venereal disease. Shadowy rear and partial
nudity, cohabitation, much sexual and brief irreverent humor, a
couple of uses of profanity, at least one use of the F-word, six
crude terms. The Catholic News Service classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some
material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Dirty"
(Silver Nitrate)
Rated "R"
Unremittingly ugly police drama set in Los Angeles about a former gang
member-turned-cop (Clifton Collins Jr.) torn between conscience and
loyalty to his out-of-control partner (Cuba Gooding Jr.) in deciding to
come clean about their unit's illegal activities, while reluctantly
agreeing to one last score for his crooked bosses on the force (Keith
David and Cole Hauser). Written and directed by Chris Fisher, this
gritty "Training Day" clone offers little illumination into corruption
and violence, despite pretensions of social commentary, resulting less
in a modern morality tale than an unpleasant stock urban action film.
Much strong and bloody violence, including several graphic shootings and
a tense game of Russian roulette resulting in death, some sexual
situations, including suggestive groping of a teenage girl and brief,
shadowy strip club partial nudity, recurring drug content, pervasive
rough and sexually crude language, as well as some profanity and racial
epithets. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O
-- morally offensive.
A
Dirty
Shame
(Fine
Line)
NC-17
--
no
one
17
and
under
admitted
Sex
addicts
run
rampant
in
Harford
Road,
a
blue-collar
neighborhood
of
Baltimore,
in
the
latest
film
from
John
Waters
("Hairspray,"
"Pink
Flamingos").
Though
he's
got
a
name
cast
and
his
intent
is
to
offer
a
humorous
look
at
sexual
anarchy,
the
film's
content
is
predictably
smutty,
however
satiric
in
intent,
and
the
sophomoric
humor
quickly
wears
thin
in.
Repressed
housewife
Sylvia
(Tracey
Ullman)
and
her
square
husband,
Vaughn
(Chris
Isaak),
keep
their
go-go
dancer
daughter,
Caprice
(Selma
Blair),
with
her
grotesquely
enlarged
breasts,
locked
in
a
room
over
their
garage.
A
traffic
collision
soon
gives
Sylvia
a
head
injury
which
transforms
her
from
a
puritanical
prude
to
a
wanton
sex
maniac.
Truck
driver
Ray-Ray
Perkins
(Johnny
Knoxville),
a
sexual
minister,
recognizes
that
the
metamorphosed
Sylvia
is
primed
to
be
one
of
his
sex
disciples,
and
Sylvia
is
only
too
happy
to
give
vent
to
her
newfound
urges.
Her
transformation
is
evident
to
all
when
she
performs
an
obscene
dance
at
a
nursing
home.
Because
of
almost
nonstop
rough,
crude
and
profane
language,
full
frontal
nudity,
sexual
imagery,
obscene
gestures,
scatological
humor,
casual
portrayal
and
descriptions
of
deviant
sexual
practices,
a
glorification
of
freewheeling
sex
and
some
sacrilegious
imagery,
the
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
O
--
morally
offensive.
"Disaster Movie" (Lionsgate)
Rated "PG-13"
Wacky sophomoric spoof of the genre -- with takeoffs on every
iconic movie character of the past year (e.g., Indiana Jones,
Beowulf, Prince Caspian and the Love Guru) thrown in for good
measure -- as a young man (Matt Lanter) and a motley crew (Gay
"G-Thang" Johnson, Nicole Parker, Kim Kardashian and Crista
Flanagan) attempt to rescue his girlfriend (Vanessa Minnillo)
amid nonstop calamities. The film is by co-writers and directors
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. The cast is game, and some of
the gags are funny, while others are considerably less so, but
satirically intended or not the humor is relentlessly and
unabashedly vulgar. Pervasive sexual and scatological humor,
some crude language, crass expressions, and occasional
profanity; strong comic violence; partial male nudity; and
passing religious jibes. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"District 9" (TriStar)
Rated "R"
Exceedingly violent yet powerful science fiction parable in
which, two decades after the arrival in South Africa of an
unwelcome race of human-sized but insect-shaped aliens, a
bureaucrat (Sharlto Copley) for a multinational corporation
charged with relocating them from the titular ghetto to a
concentration camp finds his condescending attitude transformed
when a chemical accident turns him into a fugitive from the
system he previously served. Propelled by Copley's intense
performance, director and co-writer Neill Blomkamp's
unflinchingly harsh feature debut employs a mock documentary
format to create an incisive study of prejudice and societal
indifference. Considerable gory violence, including brief
torture, pervasive rough and some crude language, and a few
sexual references. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under
17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Disturbia" (Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Reasonably suspenseful thriller in the tradition of Hichcock's "Rear
Window" about a teen (Shia LaBeouf) -- under house arrest after an
emotional outburst stemming from his dad's death -- who begins to
spy on the neighbors, eventually suspecting one (David Morse) of
being a serial killer. Director D.J. Caruso ("Taking Lives") handles
his serial-killer theme with relative restraint, with the emphasis
squarely on suspense. Some violence including two murders, an
image of a corpse and some discreet shots of other dead bodies, a
disturbing car accident, some crude and crass language and
profanity, skimpy costuming, underage drinking, suggestive dancing,
brief suggestions of infidelity and underage viewing of pornography.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults.
"The Diving Bell and the Butterfly"
(Miramax)
Rated "PG-13"
Inspiring if sobering true story of a French magazine editor
(Mathieu Amalric) whose massive stroke left him completely
paralyzed but who was able to tap into his imagination to
take in the world around him, appreciate the important
things in his life, and even dictate his memoirs by blinking
his eye for every letter. Julian Schnabel's film begins
entirely from the perspective of the paralyzed patient, but
gradually expands to a third-person view. Though some may
find his situation difficult to watch, the strongly
life-affirming way he responded to adversity rather than
succumb to despair is praiseworthy beyond measure. In
French. Subtitles. References to past adultery, partial-male
and upper-female nudity, nongraphic sexual encounter, and
some crass words and sexual talk. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"DOA: Dead or Alive" (Dimension)
Rated "PG-13"
Mindless but bloodless action movie, based on a video-game series, pitting four
bikini-clad young women (Devon Aoki, Jaime Pressly, Holly Valance and Sarah
Carter) and others in an "ultimate fighter" tournament where athletes battle not
to the death, but to the "knocked-out," while the master of ceremonies (Eric
Roberts) has a secret agenda. Hong Kong action-movie director Corey Yuen fills
the movie with wire-work stunts in which martial artists take superhuman leaps,
and no one really gets hurt except for the bad guy. A few instances of crude
language, frequent crass language, a couple instances of mild profanity, brief
partial nudity, much skimpy costuming, crude humor, a morning-after bedroom
scene and much action violence including explosions. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
(20th
Century
Fox)
Rated
"PG-13"
With a running time just
north of 90 minutes, "Dodgeball: A True Underdog
Story" is about an hour and a
half too long. Full of forced, crass humor, this doggedly
dreadful movie tries to capitalize on viewers'
childhood memories of gym-class trauma, resulting
in an experience about as enjoyable as getting
drilled in the kisser with a rubber ball hurled by
some snotty seventh-grade sadist. Vince Vaughn stars as Peter LaFleur, a rakish
underachiever and proprietor of a fleabag gym
called Average Joe's. The rundown joint serves as
a watering hole for a motley bunch of social
rejects, including a self-styled pirate (Alan
Tudyk) and a scrawny nerd (Justin Long) whose most
common experience with a gym locker is getting
stuffed into one. To make a dumb story short, LaFleur's
nonexistent bookkeeping and kindhearted habit of
letting his friends slide on paying membership
dues leaves him $50,000 in arrears. Licking his faux tan chops at the prospect of
bulldozing Average Joe's and turning it into a
parking lot is White Goodman (Ben Stiller), LaFleur's cross-street rival, a narcissistic
fitness freak and owner of the state-of-the-art
Globo Gym where the sales pitch is, "We're better
than you and you know it." With their beloved gym facing closure, the
scrappy misfits come up with the idea of forming a dodgeball team with their hopes set on winning a
high-stakes tournament in Las Vegas with a cash
prize of $50,000. Predictably, the lovable losers prevail
against all odds and make it to the final round.
But in order to go the distance they must face Globo Gym's Purple Cobras -- a team of
steroid-enhanced all-stars captained by Goodman --
in a winner-takes-all showdown. Christine Taylor plays Kate Veatch, an
attorney sent by the bank to facilitate the
foreclosing of Average Joe's, but who winds up
being their team's secret weapon. Rip Torn plays
the crotchety, wheelchair-bound Patches O'Houlihan,
a legendary dodgeball icon who pilots LaFleur's
sad-sack squad from geekdom to greatness and helps
them connect with their inner champion. O'Houlihan teaches them that the key to
success in the sport can be distilled down to the
five-point mantra, "Dodge, duck, dip, dive and
dodge" -- driving home the importance of each by
firing wrenches at them, "If you can dodge a
wrench, you can dodge a ball." Moviegoers would be well advised to add
"dash" to that list -- as in away from any theater
playing this clunker. As directed by Rawson Marshall Thurber, "Dodgeball"
follows the well-worn David-vs.-Goliath formula of
such comedies as "The Bad News Bears," but its
love-yourself-for-who-you-are message is weighed
down by the film's preponderance of puerility
including jokes about lesbianism, penile pumps,
S&M leatherwear and, of course, running sight gags
of people getting smashed in the face -- or
considerably lower -- with spherical projectiles.
A few chuckles are provided by a peppering of
campy cameos including David Hasselhoff and
William Shatner. As viewers are reminded throughout the film,
Average Joe's team motto is "aim low" -- a slogan
which could just as easily be applied to the
comedic aspirations of this movie. Due to recurring crude and sexual language
and humor, an instance of rough language and
profanity and same-sex kissing, the USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
L
--
limited
adult
audience,
films
whose
problematic
content
many
adults
would
find
troubling.
"Dolphin
Tale" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG"
The true story of "Winter," a dolphin that received the first
artificial tail, is brought to the screen in a family-friendly film
that offers lessons in faith, perseverance, and respect for persons
-- and animals -- with disabilities. Eleven-year-old Sawyer (Nathan
Gamble) finds Winter washed up on a beach,badly injured from a
fishing trap. His new friend is transported to the Clearwater Marine
Hospital, run by Dr. Clay Haskett (Harry Connick Jr.) and his
father, Reed (a very grizzled Kris Kristofferson), with a little
help from Clay's young daughter, Hazel (Cozi Zuehlsdorff). When
Winter's tail is amputated, his survival is threatened, until Dr.
Cameron McCarthy (Morgan Freeman), a master of prosthetics, decides
to take on the challenge. A refreshing diversion for the entire
family. The Catholic News Service classification is A-I --
general patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America rating
is PG - parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be
suitable for children.
"Dominion: The Prequel to the Exorcist"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Subdued yet somewhat involved prequel to
the 1973 horror classic set in 1949 British East Africa where lapsed
priest Father Merrin (Stellan Skarsgard), wrestling with a crisis of
faith wrought by wartime memories of Nazi atrocities, rediscovers his
belief to help a possessed native boy after an ancient evil is unleashed
by the excavation of a Byzantine church. Sparse on horror gimmicks,
director Paul Schrader's more cerebral movie is a marked improvement
over Renny Harlin's 2004 gorier "alternate" version of the same story,
yet, while thoughtfully exploring the nature of evil, faith, doubt,
guilt and forgiveness, the ultimately redemptive, if at times dry, film
is hampered by laggard pacing, shaky theology and narrative gaps -- not
to mention some cheesy computer-generated effects. Some strong
violence, including a graphic suicide, and several grisly murders and
executions, demonic violence, a disturbing childbirth scene, a bloody
medical procedure and a few racial slurs. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Domino" (New Line)
Rated "R"
Trashy, repellent action-comedy film inspired by British actor Laurence
Harvey's daughter Domino's (Keira Knightley) improbable career as a
model turned bounty hunter. She and her team members (Mickey Rourke and
Edgar Ramirez) get involved in a double-dealing plot to recover a large
amount of cash and catch the culprits, while being filmed by a
reality-TV show producer (Christopher Walken). Director Tony Scott's
nonstop camera moves, quick cutting and pretentious lighting effects
make for a disjointed, confusing, ugly and hardly funny mess, left
unredeemed by some fleeting use of religious imagery and a "good deed"
ending. Pervasive violence and bloodshed, over-the-top profanity,
rough language, some sexuality, partial nudity, suggestive movements and
drug use. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O
-- morally offensive.
"Don't Be Afraid of the Dark"
(FilmDistrict)
Rated "R"
This staid and stale remake of the 1973 made-for-TV horror movie
indulges in little bloodletting, but offers no genuine chills,
at least after the initial appearance of the evil goblins who
live in the basement of a spooky old house in Providence, R.I.
-- and pursue the young daughter (Bailee Madison) of its new
owner (Guy Pearce). Director Troy Nixey attempts an elegant
homage but ends up with a fright-free misfire. Intense action
scenes with a bit of gore, cohabitation, fleeting profane and
crude language. The Catholic News Service classification is
A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent
or adult guardian.
"Don't Come
Knocking" (Sony Classics)
Rated "R"
Unsatisfying story of hard-living actor (Sam Shepard) who,
post-meltdown, goes AWOL and abandons his location Western movie set,
returns home to his mother (Eva Marie Saint) in Nevada, and learns he
has a grown son (Gabriel Mann) by a waitress (Jessica Lange) with whom
he was involved years ago, while a private eye (Tim Roth) hired by the
film studio attempts to find him. Director Wim Wenders, working again
from a Shepard script after their "Paris, Texas" teaming, adds his
artful cinematic vision to Shepard's familiar themes of the myth versus
reality of the American West, the pitfalls of fame, the human capacity
for violence, broken families, loneliness and loss, but there's a
stilted quality to the story and the performances never quite ring true. Profanity, rough and crude language, some domestic violence, adult
thematic material, brief drug references, a crass gesture, dispersal of
cremated remains, brief nudity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling.
"Don't Move" (Northern
Arts)
Rated "NR"
Heavy-breathing potboiler about a doctor (Sergio Castellitto) who's just
learned that his daughter's been in a near-fatal motorcycle accident, and
reminisces about a time 16 years earlier when his car broke down and he
raped the young impoverished woman who let him use her phone (Penelope Cruz
in an admirably intense performance), leading to an obsessively passionate
and kinky relationship, even after his bourgeois wife (Claudia Gerini), who
intuits the adulterous affair, learns she's pregnant. Castellitto directed
this alternately sentimental and repellant adaptation of wife Margaret
Mazzantini's best seller, though its high-caliber acting and artsy trappings
can't erase the considerable sordidness of the plot even with its tacked-on
"redemptive" ending, and a soul-searching protagonist who remains
self-pityingly unsympathetic. In Italian. Subtitles. Rough and crude
language, brutal sexual encounters, abortion, partial nudity, graphic
operating room gore, and gratuitous scenes of bodily functions. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Doogal"
(Weinstein)
Rated "G"
Unobjectionable but bland computer animated story of dog and his
unlikely friends -- a rabbit, a snail, a cow and a train -- who set out
on an adventurous journey to find three diamonds that will release the
pooch's best friend from an icy imprisonment and prevent a villainous
wizard from freezing the sun. Co-directors Jean Duval, Frank Passingham,
and Dave Borthwick's originally British film has been re-voiced with a
big-name American cast (including Whoopi Goldberg, Chevy Chase and
William H. Macy) -- and there's a commendable message about "friendship
being the best weapon," but toddlers -- and even their indulgent parents
-- may find this a tired retread of many other superior films. Some
mild scenes of peril. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-I -- general patronage.
"Doom"
(Universal)
Rated "R"
Unremittingly violent sci-fi action adventure set in the future about a
team of Marine commandos (led by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) deployed to
secure a remote scientific research facility on Mars that is crawling
with nasty mutant creatures unwittingly unleashed by the facility's
genetic experimentation gone awry. Based on the popular video game of
the same name, director Andrzej Bartkowiak's film aspires to the
claustrophobic suspense of "Alien," but is little more than stretches of
mindless mayhem strung together by an absurd plot, which completely
crumbles during the movie's carnage-heavy climax. Excessive bloody
violence and gore, including dismemberment and decapitation, pervasive
rough and crude language and some profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Doomsday" (Universal)
Rated "R"
Blood-soaked futuristic adventure tale in which a tough
policewoman (Rhona Mitra) is ordered by the British prime
minister (Alexander Siddig) and his scheming security chief
(David O'Hara) to lead a team of soldiers into pandemic-ravaged
Scotland, where they battle a cannibalistic tribal chieftain
(Craig Conway) and the ruler of a medieval castle (Malcolm
McDowell) to bring back an immune survivor. Writer-director Neil
Marshall's thoroughly benighted film wallows in barbarism.
Graphic violence, mutilation, torture, cannibalism theme, brief
upper female and sustained rear nudity, pervasive swearing,
including at least 45 uses of the f-word, four uses of
profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Dot the I" (Summit Entertainment)
Rated "R"
Convoluted, kinky story set in London about a temperamental flamenco dancer
(Natalia Verbeke) who, recovering from an abusive relationship, agrees to
marry a gentlemanly Brit (James D'Arcy), but at her bachelorette party
encounters a video-camera-wielding Brazilian actor (Gael Garcia Bernal in
his first English-speaking role), setting the scene for a romantic triangle.
Writer-director Matthew Parkhill's story of seamy love is not quite what it
seems to be, as there are some neat Hitchcockian twists along the way, but
the plot is improbable in the extreme, and the execution -- despite some
clever touches -- feels semiamateurish. Much rough and crude language,
sexual situations, partial rear nudity, suicide with associated gore, murder
without retribution.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"Doubt" (Miramax)
Rated "PG-13"
Engrossing drama set in 1964 at a Bronx parochial grammar
school where the nun (Meryl Streep) who serves as principal
suspects a popular priest (Philip Seymour Hoffman) of
impropriety with a 12-year-old black student, and together with
a young teacher (Amy Adams), sets out to confront him.
Writer-director John Patrick Shanley has successfully adapted
his Pulitzer Prize-winning stage hit, deftly recreating the
Catholic milieu of the era, with outstanding performances,
including that of Viola Davis as the distraught mother of the
putative victim. Though sexual abuse is part of the story, it
is the balance of doubt and certainty in society at large that
forms the principal thematic subtext. Discreetly handled sexual
abuse theme. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
Downfall"
(Newmarket)
Rated "R"
Vividly authentic recreation of the last days of Adolf Hitler (Bruno Ganz)
trapped in his Berlin-based underground hideout with other officials of the
Third Reich and their families, as the Russian army closes in for certain
victory at the end of World War II in 1945, all seen through the eyes of
Traudl Junge (Alexandra Maria Lara), his young personal secretary, who
stayed with him through his suicide and that of his mistress, Eva Braun (Juliane
Kohler), and managed to escape through enemy lines. Oliver Hirshbiegel's
German-language film has impeccable production values, superb performances,
and generates a good deal of suspense even though the outcome is known. Some
crude language, multiple suicides and wartime violence, some with attendant
gore, brief but brutal scenes of amputation, partial nudity, a brief sexual
situation, heavy smoking and alcohol use. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Down in
the Valley" (THINKFilm)
Rated "R"
Offbeat but quite interesting story of easygoing South Dakota ranch hand
(an impressive Edward Norton) who romances the much-younger, rebellious
teenage daughter (Evan Rachel Wood) of a San Fernando Valley police
officer (David Morse), and befriends her painfully shy younger brother
(Rory Culkin), against the father's wishes. Writer-director David
Jacobson's initial "young lovers" romance shifts tone dramatically
midway with a shocking twist, and becomes a suspenseful drama that pays
homage to elements from the classic Westerns of John Ford and Howard
Hawks. Considerable profanity, rough language and crude expressions,
a couple of shootings, gun use by a minor, intense domestic discord,
premarital sex and nongraphic sexual encounters, and drug use. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who"
(20th Century Fox)
Rated "G"
Enchanting animated adaptation of the classic children's book
about a warmhearted elephant (voice of Jim Carrey) who discovers
that a speck of dust is home to the microscopic town of Who-ville,
led by a slightly eccentric mayor (Steve Carell), and who must
find the particle a safe resting place despite the opposition of
a closed-minded kangaroo (Carol Burnett) and a wicked but dim
eagle (Will Arnett). The film, co-directed by Jimmy Hayward
and Steve Martino, promotes excellent values and the script,
performances and animation all match the high quality of the
original source material. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is G -- general
audiences. All ages admitted.
"Drag Me to Hell"
(Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Intentionally over-the-top horror tale in which a Los Angeles
loan officer (Alison Lohman) is cursed to death and damnation by
a woman (Lorna Raver) on whose home her bank is foreclosing and,
with the reluctant support of her skeptical boyfriend (Justin
Long), enlists the aid of a fortuneteller (Dileep Rao) in her
increasingly frantic efforts to undo the spell. Gross-out sight
gags abound in director and co-writer Sam Raimi's canny
shockfest, but bloodletting is generally minimal and the occult
elements, like the dubious premise that one person can consign
another to Hades, need not be taken seriously. Some
hand-to-hand violence, a premarital situation, a couple of uses
of profanity and of the S-word, and a few crass terms. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Dreamgirls"
(Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Entertaining screen version of 1981 Broadway hit charting the rise
of a Motown-like 1960s girl group (Beyonce Knowles, Anika Noni Rose
and Sharon Leal), and the heavyset lead singer (Jennifer Hudson)
they push out of the group when she doesn't match their new svelte
image, as well as an R&B singer (Eddie Murphy), and the ruthless
manager (Jamie Foxx) who guides all their careers. Director Bill
Condon has skillfully refashioned the show for the screen turning
most of the sung recitatives into spoken dialogue, and there are
especially good performances from Murphy and newcomer Hudson.
Despite some flagged material, the overarching themes of loyalty,
doing the "right thing," dedication to family and friends, and
overcoming adversity are key. Romantic complications including
adultery, a child born out of wedlock, crude language, some
innuendo, mild profanity, drug use and some onstage vulgarity. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults.
"Dream House"
(Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Psychological thriller about a couple (Daniel
Craig and Rachel Weisz) who ditch the big city for the
countryside and the perfect house in which to raise their two
small daughters. But they soon discover that five years ago the
previous owner gunned down his wife and two daughters in cold
blood. As the new occupants investigate what happened, the line
between reality and the world of dreams becomes blurred. Though
intriguing in some respects, director Jim Sheridan's traditional
Gothic horror film features a level of gory mayhem that severely
restricts its appropriate audience. Scenes of bloody violence
and terror, brief nongraphic marital lovemaking, some profanity. The
Catholic News Service classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find troubling. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children
under 13.
"Dreamer:
Inspired by a True Story" (DreamWorks)
Rated "PG"
Warm and winning family film set in rural Kentucky about a dispirited
racehorse trainer (Kurt Russell), his young daughter (Dakota Fanning)
and estranged father (Kris Kristofferson), who nurse an injured
Seabiscuit-like thoroughbred back to form and in the process mend their
own broken relationships. Written and directed by John Gatins, the movie
is a handsome and unapologetically sentimental old-fashioned
crowd-pleaser, with tender performances by Fanning and Russell and
heartfelt themes of family, the healing power of love and the importance
of holding on to one's dreams. A few mildly rude expressions and a
racetrack accident that may disturb sensitive young children. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general
patronage.
"Dream House"
(Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Psychological thriller about a couple (Daniel
Craig and Rachel Weisz) who ditch the big city for the
countryside and the perfect house in which to raise their two
small daughters. But they soon discover that five years ago the
previous owner gunned down his wife and two daughters in cold
blood. As the new occupants investigate what happened, the line
between reality and the world of dreams becomes blurred. Though
intriguing in some respects, director Jim Sheridan's traditional
Gothic horror film features a level of gory mayhem that severely
restricts its appropriate audience. Scenes of bloody violence
and terror, brief nongraphic marital lovemaking, some profanity.
The Catholic News Service classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who"
(20th Century Fox)
Rated "G"
Enchanting animated adaptation of the classic children's book
about a warmhearted elephant (voice of Jim Carrey) who discovers
that a speck of dust is home to the microscopic town of Who-ville,
led by a slightly eccentric mayor (Steve Carell), and who must
find the particle a safe resting place despite the opposition of
a closed-minded kangaroo (Carol Burnett) and a wicked but dim
eagle (Will Arnett). The film, co-directed by Jimmy Hayward
and Steve Martino, promotes excellent values and the script,
performances and animation all match the high quality of the
original source material. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is G -- general
audiences. All ages admitted.
"Drillbit Taylor"
(Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Droll portrait of the unlikely friendship between a homeless
veteran (Owen Wilson) and the three high school misfits (Nate
Hartley, Troy Gentile and David Dorfman) who hire him as a
bodyguard to protect them from a malevolent bully (Alex Frost)
and his thuggish sidekick (Josh Peck). Director Steven Brill's
film, produced by the prolific Judd Apatow, emphasizes its
titular character's evolution from con man to caring mentor, and
his young clients' search for courage and solidarity, but
dialogue rife with vulgar terms and a problematic central love
story make it appropriate fare only for the mature. Brief
rear nudity, implied premarital sex, frequent crude and
pervasive crass language, six uses of profanity, and drug and
pornography references. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"Drive"
(FilmDistrict)
Rated "R"
A dark and introspective drama about Driver (Ryan Gosling),
a self-absorbed loner who lives for the open road but
unexpectedly finds his conscience along the way. By day, Driver
is a stunt car driver for action movies, and fixes cars at the
auto body shop run by Shannon (Bryan Cranston). By night, Driver
and Shannon run heists around Los Angeles. Not content with
petty crime, Shannon buys a race car for Driver, and seeks the
backing of two mob bosses (Albert Brooks and Ron Perlman), who
have more than NASCAR in mind. So does Driver, who embarks on a
romance with hismarried neighbor, Irene (Carey Mulligan). When
her husband (Oscar Isaac) is released from prison, Driver
decides to help him with one final heist that goes terribly
wrong. Brutal bloody violence and gore, upper female nudity,
and frequent rough language. The Catholic News Service
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R - restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Drive Angry"
(Summit)
Rated "R"
Over-the-top, hyper-violent 3-D action flick weaving a vendetta theme
into a demonic road trip narrative. In director and co-writer Patrick
Lussier's noisy story -- which manages to affront audiences on every
level -- doomed soul Nicolas Cage escapes from hell and travels through
the desolate American West on a mission to rescue his infant
granddaughter from being sacrificed by a Satanic cult. He's accompanied
by a potty-mouthed waitress (Amber Heard), and trailed by an
ever-so-polite fallen angel (William Fichtner). Frivolous treatment of
the supernatural, intense, sometimes grotesque gun, knife and sexual
violence, graphic sexual encounters, full-frontal female nudity,
pervasive rough, crude and crass language. The Catholic News Service
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"The Duchess" (Paramount
Vantage)
Rated "PG-13"
Lavishly mounted, compellingly acted but somewhat morally lax
costume drama, based on real events, recounting the tangled
lives of the late-18th-century Duchess of Devonshire (Keira
Knightley), her coldly indifferent husband (Ralph Fiennes), her
best friend (Hayley Atwell), who becomes his live-in lover and
the statesman (Dominic Cooper) for whom she falls. Director and
co-writer Saul Dibb's adaptation of Amanda Foreman's biography,
"Georgiana, Duchess of Devonshire," delineates the plight of
aristocratic yet powerless women, but also tends to legitimize
its subject's adultery. Strong sexual content, including a
nongraphic but intense rape scene and adulterous sexual
activity, brief rear nudity, domestic abuse theme and sexual
references. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"Due Date" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Sour road comedy pairing a disaster-prone aspiring actor
(Zach Galifianakis) on his way to Hollywood and an uptight
architect (Robert Downey Jr.) rushing home to Los Angeles for
the birth of his first child. A misunderstanding sees them both
kicked off their flight from Atlanta, placed on the no-fly list
and forced to drive to the West Coast together. Among the
eccentricities attributed to Galifianakis' somewhat effeminate
man-boy, in director and co-writer Todd Phillips' frequently
unpleasant odd-couple odyssey, are a taste for marijuana and a
habit of lulling himself to sleep via self-gratification, a
daily indulgence that the close proximity of his new companion
does nothing to curb.
Drug trafficking and use, masturbation, about a half-dozen uses
of profanity, pervasive rough and much crude language, some sexual jokes
and references. The Catholic News Service classification is O -- morally
offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Deus Ex: Human
Revolution" (Square Enix)
Rated "NR"
Complex, violent action/role-playing game
exploring a future where humans may augment their bodies at
will, and the way these changes affect individuals and society.
With its combination of adult themes and choice-based gameplay,
the plot can develop along moral, immoral, or morally ambiguous
lines. Even if the game is played largely with nonlethal
violence, though, the content remains graphic and disturbing. Intense violence with gore, sexual themes, mature subject
matter, alcohol use, drug references, strong language, implied
prostitution. The Catholic News Service classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling. The Entertainment Software Ratings
Board rating is M -- Mature.
"The Dukes" (CAVU)
Rated "PG-13"
Two cash-strapped cousins (Robert Davi and Chazz Palminteri) who
once enjoyed fame as part of the titular doo-wop singing group
join their two best friends -- a former stand-up comic (Frank
D'Amico) and an out-of-work airline mechanic (Elya Baskin) -- in
a bungling burglary scheme. Davi, who also directed and
co-wrote, creates a low-key working-class drama far more
concerned with friendship and perseverance than crime, though
the comic treatment of one character's sexual exploits is
unwelcome. Brief nongraphic, nonmarital sexual activity, drug
use, some sexual humor, one use of the S-word, occasional crass
language, and a couple of uses of profanity. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"The Dukes
of Hazzard" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Sleazed-up film version of the popular television series about redneck
rascals Luke and Bo Duke (Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott), who
with the help of curvaceous cousin Daisy (Jessica Simpson) and
moonshine-running Uncle Jesse (Willie Nelson) foil the shady land
dealings of crooked local politician "Boss" Hogg (Burt Reynolds).
Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar, the movie plays like an episode of the
original TV show, capturing its rip-roaring spirit, but also introducing
a raunchier brand of humor that pushes the envelope of its PG-13 rating.
Recurring action violence, sexual situations and humor, drug
references, Southern stereotypes, reckless behavior, flagrant if comical
disregard for authority, as well as some crude language and gestures and
profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L
-- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling.
Duma
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG"
First-rate coming-of-age adventure set in Africa about a headstrong young boy
(Alexander Michaletos) who embarks on a journey of self-discovery when he
resolves to trek across hundreds of miles of treacherous terrain in order return
his pet cheetah -- which he raised since it was an orphaned cub -- to its
rightful home in the wild. Beautifully crafted by director Carroll Ballard, the
boy-and-his-cheetah buddy movie combines exceptional nature photography --
including some amazing shots of African wildlife -- with a warm and winning
story about the bonds of family and friendship, resulting in a film that is
sweetly charming without being overly sentimental. Some scenes of peril, and
brief wildlife violence which may be frightening to some young children. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents.
"Duplicity" (Universal/Relativity)
Ratedf "PG-13"
Sophisticated romantic caper about two intelligence officers
(Julia Roberts and Clive Owen) who turn to industrial espionage
hoping to exploit the no-holds-barred feud between the CEOs (Tom
Wilkinson and Paul Giamatti) of rival pharmaceutical companies.
Writer-director Tony Gilroy's tartly clever globe-trotting
thriller, which boasts all the complexity of a master chess
match, explores the paranoia produced by corporate greed and the
redeeming potential of the love between its cynically untrusting
lead characters, though their affection is expressed in an
intense unwedded affair. Brief, nongraphic, premarital sexual
activity; some sexual humor and references; occasional crude and
crass language; and at least a dozen profanities. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"The
Dust
Factory"
(MGM)
Rated
"PG"
Life-affirming
family
fantasy
about
a
young
boy
(Ryan
Kelley)
--
mute
since
witnessing
his
father's
tragic
death
--
who
falls
from
a
bridge
into
the
titular
dream
realm
somewhere
between
this
world
and
the
next,
where
he
must
confront
his
fears
of
mortality,
guided
by
his
grandfather
(Armin
Mueller-Stahl)
and
the
friendship
of
a
mercurial
girl
(Hayden
Panettiere).
Written
and
directed
by
Eric
Small,
the
intriguing
film
wrestles
with
heavy
issues
--
death,
loss
and
grief
--
in
an
imaginative
way,
but
its
opaque
narrative,
freighted
with
surreal
imagery,
fogs
the
movie's
underlying
message:
that
despite
its
transience
and
unavoidable
pain,
life
is
ultimately
worth
embracing.
Mature
themes
and
some
frightening
images.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-II
--
adults
and
adolescents.
"D-War: Dragon Wars" (Freestyle)
Rated "PG-13"
Hilariously silly but never dull throwback
to the old Godzilla movies, with a Los
Angeles reporter (Jason Behr) protecting a
young woman (Amanda Brooks) whose life-force
is sought by a good giant serpent and a bad
giant serpent. Writer-director Hyung-rae
Shim gives undiscriminating young teens and
tongue-in-cheek genre fans some terrifically
choreographed battle scenes between the U.S.
military and dinosaur-sized
armadillo-thingies, raptors with wings, and
a mystical mean guy in a black-leather
trench coat and short white hair who
occasionally morphs into what looks like a
medieval Darth Vader. A couple of
instances of crude language and some crass
language, one background-dialog instance of
mild sexual innuendo, much bloodless
medieval and modern-day warfare, numerous
explosions, crashed and crushed vehicles
with unseen occupants, a leap from a cliff
into the sea, and a woman who is chomped by
a giant serpent and tossed away. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Dylan Dog: Dead of Night"
(Freestyle)
Rated "PG-13"
Maladroit, low-budget adaptation of the Dylan Dog comic books
has the titular private eye (Brandon Routh) prowling through New
Orleans to find out why the Crescent City's normally peaceful
zombies, vampires and werewolves have started killing humans
again. Director Kevin Munroe takes the potentially diverting
premise that the undead coexist peacefully with the living until
something goes wrong that plunges them into murderous behavior,
and drives it into the ground. Considerable action violence,
a few drug references and fleeting crude and crass language. The
Catholic News Service classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
E
"88 Minutes" (TriStar)
Rated "R"
Shoddy, B-level thriller about a forensic
psychiatrist (Al Pacino) whose testimony
leads to a serial killer's death sentence,
but on the eve of the execution, copycat
murders raise doubts, and the professional
profiler gets a mysterious call informing
him he will die in 88 minutes. Pacino does
his best with the obvious and laughable
script, with more red herrings than in a
Scandinavian deli, but the result --
frenetically but dully directed by Jon Avnet
-- is inferior to even run-of-the-mill
television police procedurals. Torture and
murder with blood, profanity, crude
language, briefly glimpsed lesbian
seduction, implied nonmarital encounter,
some sexual talk and partial nudity. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content
many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The Eagle" (Focus)
Rated "PG-13"
Vigorous screen version of Rosemary Sutcliff's popular 1954
novel "The Eagle of the Ninth" in which a young Roman soldier
(Channing Tatum) in second-century Britain goes in quest of the
titular military symbol lost 20 years earlier when the legion
his father commanded disappeared, under unexplained
circumstances, in the wilds of Scotland. Though discouraged from
venturing beyond Hadrian's Wall -- the northern limit of the
Empire -- by his cautious uncle (Donald Sutherland), the youth
is guided on his daring foray by a native slave (Jamie Bell)
whose mix of resentment toward Rome and personal loyalty toward
his master makes for a fraught friendship. Director Kevin
Macdonald keeps the pace lively and the battles mostly gore-free
while themes of intercultural respect and conflict-transcending
human solidarity help leaven the macho atmosphere. Probably
acceptable for older adolescents. Considerable but largely
bloodless combat violence, brief distant images of unclothed
corpses, a single use of the S-word, a couple of crass terms.
The Catholic News Service classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Eagle Eye" (DreamWorks)
Rated "PG-13"
Well-executed action yarn about two strangers, a gifted
underachiever (Shia LaBeouf) and a divorced mother (Michelle
Monaghan), who are thrown together when they become the
unwilling agents of an anonymous, seemingly all-powerful entity
that uses technology and personal information to blackmail them
into obedience, while an FBI agent (Billy Bob Thornton) and an
Air Force investigator (Rosario Dawson) try to track them down.
Though its solution is hardly original, director D.J. Caruso's
sleek puzzler provides sufficient diversion along the way.
Moderate action violence, brief sexual humor, one use of the
F-word, much crude language and some uses of profanity; possibly
acceptable for older teens. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Earth" (Disneynature)
Rated "G"
Majestic and moving nature documentary chronicling a year in the
lives of a variety of wild animals in different habitats, most
prominently a polar bear, an elephant and a humpbacked whale. In
this big-screen adaptation of their television series, "Planet
Earth," co-directors Alastair Fothergill and Mark Linfield make
the most of high definition technology to present a stunning
portrait of creation and a subtle plea for environmental
responsibility. A couple of bleeped exclamations. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general
patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is G
-- general audiences. All ages admitted.
"Eastern Promises" (Focus)
Rated "R"
Taut, grippingly powerful story of the Russian underworld as a
midwife in a London hospital (Naomi Watts) tries to locate the
family of Russian girl who died giving birth; when she reveals
she has the dead girl's incriminating diary, she becomes the
target of a restaurateur-mobster (Armin Mueller-Stahl), his
alcoholic bully of a son (Vincent Cassel) and their taciturn
chauffeur (Viggo Mortensen). Director David Cronenberg's somber
thriller is crafted with impressive artistry, and performances
-- including those of Sinead Cusack and Jerzy Skolimowski -- are
excellent, but though the violence is artistically valid extreme
caution is advised as there are some graphic images and one
intense sexual encounter. Brutal violence with bloodshed, the
mutilation of a corpse, a graphic sexual act, rear and fleeting
full-frontal-male and upper-female nudity, blood hemorrhaging,
an extended tattooing sequence, rough language and profanity,
and drug and rape references. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Easy A" (Screen Gems)
Rated "PG-13"
A clean cut but lost-in-the-crowd teen (Emma
Stone) becomes notorious among her peers
when a self-righteous fellow high school
student (Amanda Bynes) overhears her lying
to her best friend (Aly Michalka) about
losing her virginity. The gossip about her
sexual exploits rapidly snowballs out of
control. Though director Will Gluck's satire
conveys some worthwhile messages about the
dangers of judging from appearances and the
temptation to pigeonhole or belittle others,
the script presents all Christians as
hypocrites and implies that any consensual
form of bedroom behavior is acceptable.
Negative portrayal of Christianity,
including Catholicism, benign view of
premarital sex and homosexuality, implied
drug use, brief partial nudity, venereal
disease theme, some sexual humor, at least
10 uses of profanity, much crude and crass
language. The Catholic News Service
classification is O -- morally offensive.
The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Easy Virtue" (Sony
Classics)
Rated "PG-13"
Glossy but ho-hum retread of an early Noel Coward play (1924),
adapted by director and co-writer Stephen Elliott, wherein a
landed young Englishman (Ben Barnes) brings home his vivacious
new bride, a glamorous American widow (likable Jessica Biel)
with a "past," who clashes with her husband's stodgy mother
(Kristin Scott Thomas) and sisters, though winning the
admiration of his more bohemian father (Colin Firth). The
colorful period and background tunes are enjoyable, but
performances are generally flat and the dated and unconvincing
story is further sabotaged by a couple of morally problematic
plot additions. Unconventional view of marriage, divorce,
assisted suicide, nongraphic sexual marital encounters, brief
rear and partial nudity, some crass language and heavy smoking.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O --
morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may
be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Eat Pray Love" (Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Off-kilter values underlie this fact-based narrative of a travel
writer's (Julia Roberts) self-initiated divorce (from Billy
Crudup), brief affair with a much younger actor (James Franco)
and yearlong quest for enlightenment and self-understanding via
Italian cuisine, Hindu spirituality (under the guidance of
Richard Jenkins) and romance with a Brazilian expatriate (Javier
Bardem) living in Bali. Director and co-writer Ryan Murphy's
overlong, ultimately exhausting screen version of Elizabeth
Gilbert's best-selling 2006 memoir displays an ambivalent
attitude toward marriage, ignores Christianity as a source of
insight and revolves around an interminably navel-gazing central
figure. That figure, along the path of her pampered pilgrimage,
confuses psychobabble for wisdom. Complex religious themes,
acceptability of divorce, nonmarital and premarital situations,
rear nudity, some sexual humor, an obscene gesture, a few uses
of profanity, at least one rough and a half-dozen crude terms.
The Catholic News Service classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Echoes of
Innocence" (New World)
Rated "PG-13"
Well-intentioned, Christian-flavored teen "romantic thriller" about a
high school senior (Sara Simmonds) who is obsessed with St. Joan of Arc
and whose childhood vow to remain a virgin until she can marry her
long-disappeared first love attracts the curiosity -- and eventually,
affections -- of a reporter from the school paper (Jake McDorman), as
well as the predatory interest of a menacingly mysterious student (Matt
Vodvarka). Earnestly directed by Nathan Todd Sims, the film's positive
portrayal of religious belief and admirable pro-chastity message is
greatly handicapped by the uneven performances and clumsy story line,
little of which makes sense. An implied teen sexual encounter and
sexual thematic elements, minimal violence, scattered crude expressions,
and a questionable -- but reverent -- treatment of the sacraments of
penance and marriage, making it suitable for older adolescents and up.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults.
"Edge
of Darkness" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
After his adult daughter (Bojana Novakovic) is brutally
murdered, a Boston police detective (Mel Gibson) investigates
her secretive work for a nuclear research firm (led by Danny
Huston), aided by her fearful boyfriend and co-worker (Shawn
Roberts) and by a shadowy fixer (Ray Winstone) whose loyalties
are ambiguous. In a reasonably absorbing but gritty adaptation
of the acclaimed 1985 BBC miniseries of the same title, director
Martin Campbell mixes sometimes shocking violence into a stark
tale of loss and corruption, and skirts the dark edges of
vigilantism. Complex moral issues, considerable and sometimes
bloody violence, an implied premarital relationship, a few uses
of profanity, much rough and some crude language. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent
or adult guardian.
"Eight
Below" (Disney)
Rated "PG"
Winning family-friendly adventure inspired by real events about a team
of sled dogs left behind during a forced evacuation of a remote
Antarctic research station who struggle against the odds to survive in
the inhospitable environment while their devoted handler (Paul Walker)
races against time and indifference to mount a rescue mission. Set
against spectacular South Pole vistas, director Frank Marshall's film
balances action and heart-tugging emotion in telling its captivating
tale of friendship and canine courage. Some human and animal peril,
predatory violence, and a few sad scenes that may upset the youngest
children. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"El Cantante" (Picturehouse)
Rated "R"
Lively but sordid life of Puerto Rican salsa star Hector Lavoe (Marc
Anthony), who died at 46 of drug-related AIDS in 1993, and his
tumultuous relationship with wife Puchi (Jennifer Lopez, exhibiting
unaccustomed range), who relates their story in flashback. The stars are
good, and co-writer and director Leon Ichaso re-creates the era
convincingly in this over-the-decades saga (starting in the 1960s), with
a fine musical earful throughout, but the couple's endless fights and
the nonstop barrage of expletives are repetitious and ultimately
wearying. Pervasive rough language, drug and alcohol abuse, attempted
suicide, premarital situations, some nongraphic sexual encounters,
innuendo, implied adultery and a brief suggestion of sexual kinkiness,
and some skimpy costuming. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"Elegy" (Goldwyn)
Rated "R"
Somber but absorbing and impressively acted adaptation of a
Philip Roth novel about a womanizing professor (Ben Kingsley),
the graduate student with whom he falls in love (Penelope Cruz),
his poet friend (Dennis Hopper), longtime mistress (Patricia
Clarkson) and estranged son (Peter Sarsgaard). Director Isabel
Coixet sensitively captures the story's themes of love, aging
and death, with Cruz and Kingsley in top form, and though
characterized by the somewhat artificial air of many literary
adaptations, the emotions are achingly authentic. Nonmarital
situations and nongraphic sexual encounters, upper-female
nudity, frank sexual talk, adultery, abortion reference, some
rough language and brief profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Elektra" (20th Century Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Low-wattage action movie based
on the titular Marvel Comics character (played by a buff Jennifer Garner in
hellcat mode), a blade-wielding femme fatale who runs afoul of a super-powered
crime syndicate when she decides to turn from her assassin ways and protect the
two targets -- a young girl (newcomer Kirsten Prout) and her father (Goran
Visnjic) -- whom she has been contracted to kill. Directed by Rob Bowman, this
slick but stale "Daredevil" spinoff is little more than a series of frenetic
death duels sloppily strung together in a hackneyed attempt to distract viewers
from the lame dialogue and muddled plot, resulting in a viewing experience which
is anything but "Elektra-fying." Recurring strong stylized violence, including
several impalings and an implied decapitation, thematic moral ambiguities, a
gratuitously erotic same-sex kiss, sporadic crude language and an instance of
profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"Elizabeth: The
Golden Age" (Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Sweeping, but historically slipshod biography in which
England's "Virgin Queen" (Cate Blanchett), with the help
of a wise counselor (Geoffrey Rush), prepares to fend
off the Armada, sent against her by King Philip of Spain
(Jordi Molla), and defeat the intrigues of the captive
Mary, Queen of Scots (Samantha Morton), while also
contending with one of her ladies-in-waiting (Abbie
Cornish) for the affections of Sir Walter Raleigh (Clive
Owen). The film, as directed by Shekhar Kapur, is rich
in spectacle, yet it whitewashes its subject, even as it
darkly caricatures the cause of Spain and of
Catholicism. Rear and partial upper female nudity,
scenes of torture, blood with gore and occasional crass
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate
for children under 13.
"Elizabethtown" (Paramount)
Rated "PG-13" Parents are strongly cautioned
Sentimental, if not completely satisfying, romantic comedy drama about a
disgraced sneaker designer (Orlando Bloom) who, after nearly sinking his
employer's footwear empire and contemplating suicide, is dispatched by
his mom (Susan Sarandon) to retrieve the remains of his father -- who
died unexpectedly -- in rural Kentucky. There he reconnects with his
roots and, while en route, encounters a sunny, free-spirited flight
attendant (Kirsten Dunst) who brightens his view and appreciation of the
world. Despite a miscast Bloom and a baggy script, director Cameron
Crowe's film celebrates family and love, imparting a warm and welcome
message that, though full of risk, life is ultimately worth living.
An implied sexual encounter, an attempted suicide, a questionable (for
Catholics) dispersal of ashes, and some rough and crude language. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Elsa & Fred" ("Elsa y
Fred") (Distrimax/Mitropoulos)
Rated "PG"
Gentle, restrained song-at-twilight love story in which a buttoned-up Madrid
widower (Manuel Alexandre) finds his horizons widened when he falls for his
elegant but unconventional new neighbor (China Zorrilla). Though its central
dynamic of attracted opposites is familiar, director and co-writer Marcos
Carnevale's "carpe diem" comedy, which also features Blanca Portillo as the
reticent Romeo's controlling daughter, is kept rolling by the verve of its
veteran leads. In Spanish. Subtitles. A morally ambiguous relationship.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
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"Employee of the Month" (Lionsgate)
Rated "PG-13"
Lightweight comedy about a slacker stock clerk (Dane Cook) at a
Costco-style superstore where he tries to dethrone a cocky rival
co-worker (Dax Shepard) -- who's nabbed "employee of the month"
honors for 17 months straight -- in order to win the affections of a
pretty new cashier (Jessica Simpson), sparking a madcap competition.
Director Greg Coolidge blends slapstick, broad comedy and satire to
uneven effect, and while the gamesmanship is intermittently amusing,
the general vulgarity undermines the story's sweet center. Much
crude and sexual humor, gay innuendo, a racial joke, a use of the
f-word, as well as recurring crude language and profanity. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. |
"Enchanted" (Disney)
Rated "PG"
Delightful musical romance follows a maiden (the sparkling Amy
Adams) from the world of animated fairy tales into contemporary,
live-action Manhattan where she falls in love with a lawyer
(Patrick Dempsey), despite the entreaties of her princely suitor
(James Marsden) and the meddling of an evil queen (Susan
Sarandon). With affection and wit, director Kevin Lima and his
team gently spoof the cartoon fairy-tale genre on which Disney
built its reputation, never losing sight of its traditional
values and perennial charms. A few scary images, some sexual
innuendo and a brief instance of scatological humor. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general
patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be
suitable for children.
"Enduring Love"
(Paramount Classics)
Rated "R"
Superbly acted and crafted but ultimately disappointing
story about a university professor increasingly racked by guilt that he might
have saved a man involved in a freak accident, while another participant in the
failed rescue attempt stalks him and seems to offer to provide the key to what
really happened. Roger Michell directed this adaptation of Ian McEwan's
acclaimed 1998 novel, which keeps you absorbed with its tense moral ambiguity
even as it turns into a more prosaic tale of a stalker. Adult themes, some
implied sexuality, some rough language and violence with associated blood.
The USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
L
--
limited
adult
audience,
films
whose
problematic
content
many
adults
would
find
troubling.
"Enron: The Smartest Guys
in the Room"
(Magnolia)
Rated "NR"
Absorbing
documentary chronicling the rise and fall of the now-infamous energy giant,
Enron, analyzing the Darwinian mind-set that dominated its upper echelons
and created a moral vacuum which precipitated one of the greatest corporate
corruption scandals in U.S. history. Directed by Alex Gibney and based on
the best-selling expose of the same name, the film combines standard
interviews with journalists, former employees and Wall Street insiders,
archival news footage and re-enactments to craft a sobering portrait of
hubris and blind greed. Strip-club images involving nudity, a dramatized
suicide and sporadic rough and crude language. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Epic Movie" (Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Tired spinoff of the "Scary Movie" franchise which here spoofs
blockbusters such as "The Chronicles of Narnia," "X-Men," "The Da
Vinci Code" and "Pirates of the Caribbean," while it follows four
orphans (Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, Jayma Mays and Faune A. Chambers)
battling to free a Narnia-like realm from an evil witch (Jennifer
Coolidge). Directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer elicit few
chuckles amid a mostly witless slog of sophomoric slapstick and
lowbrow humor, amounting to an epic waste of time. Pervasive
crass and sexual humor, lewd and irreverent sight gags, innuendo,
comic violence, an instance of rough language and recurring crude
language, as well as some profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Eragon" (Fox 2000)
Rated "PG"
Reasonably diverting, if predictable, fantasy adventure for
youngsters about a farm boy (Ed Speleers) who, after the death of
his uncle, learns it's his destiny to become a dragon rider battling
an evil king (John Malkovich) and his henchman (Robert Carlyle) in a
mythical kingdom, all the while assisted by a retired dragon rider
(Jeremy Irons). The script, based on a novel by Christopher Paolini,
trots out every cliche known to this genre, but the special effects,
especially involving the hero's majestic dragon (voice of Rachel
Weisz) are well done. Director Stefan Fangmeier's film is well
paced, and the violence, though noisy and chaotic, avoids overt
gore, while there are no sex or language concerns. Action violence,
magical hocus pocus. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Eternal"
(Regent Releasing/Here! Films)
Rated "NR"
Stylish but salacious thriller about a Montreal vice detective (Conrad
Pla) whose investigation into the disappearance of his wife leads him to
an alluring mystery woman (Caroline Neron) who may be Erszebet Bathory,
a real-life 16th-century Hungarian countess responsible for slaughtering
hundreds of virgins and bathing in their blood to quench her vampiric
thirst for immortality. Directed by Wilhelm Liebenberg and Federico
Sanchez, the racy film has some slick atmospherics, but the filmmakers
seem more concerned with titillation than competently telling a story. Recurring lesbian erotica; several kinky sex scenes, one with partial
nudity; some gory violence; and much rough language. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Eulogy"
(Lions
Gate)
Rated
"R"
Uneven
comedy
about
feuding
family
members
(including
Ray
Romano,
Debra
Winger,
Hank
Azaria
and
Kelly
Preston)
brought
together
to
mourn
the
death
of
their
patriarch
(Rip
Torn),
who
must
survive
the
days
leading
up
to
the
funeral
without
killing
each
other.
First-time
director
Michael
Clancy
has
assembled
a
solid
cast
and
displays
some
sharp
wit
but
the
mean-spirited
tone
of
the
humor
and
overall
cynical
view
of
family
life
are
more
than
a
bit
off-putting.
Gay
and
straight
sexual
encounters,
drug
content,
two
attempted
suicides,
as
well
as
recurring
rough
and
crude
language
and
humor.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
L
--
limited
adult
audience,
films
whose
problematic
content
many
adults
would
find
troubling.
"Evan Almighty"
(Universal/Spyglass)
Rated "PG"
Delightful contemporary spin on the Noah story, as a TV anchorman turned
congressman (Steve Carell) is instructed by God (Morgan Freeman) to build an ark
in light of an impending flood, much to the skeptical consternation of his
colleagues on Capitol Hill (John Michael Higgins, Wanda Sykes and John Goodman),
his wife (Lauren Graham) and three young sons. Imparting an overall message
about how one act of random kindness can change the world, director Tom Shadyac
and screenwriter Steve Oedekerk skillfully combine slapstick, sentiment and
surprising reverence -- these elements beautifully embodied in Carell's
seriocomic central performance -- while the paired animals and the flood effects
are wonderfully done. A smattering of mildly crass language, humor,
irreverence and innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be
suitable for children.
"Evening"
(Focus)
Rated "PG-13"
Artful but studied story of a dying woman (Vanessa Redgrave)
recalling the Newport wedding of her best friend (Mamie
Gummer) years before, where, as a maid of honor (now played
by Claire Danes) she had a romance with a young doctor
(Patrick Wilson), an encounter with unexpectedly tragic
consequences. Director Lajos Koltai's rendering of Susan
Minot's novel is handsomely filmed, with predictably fine
performances by an incredible cast that also includes Meryl
Streep, Glenn Close, Natasha Richardson, Toni Collette, Hugh
Dancy and Eileen Atkins, but the narrative often feels
contrived, despite some keen observations on mortality,
mother-daughter dynamics, and how the actions of one
generation can affect the next. An out-of-wedlock
encounter, post-coital tableau, premarital pregnancy,
innuendo, brief abortion discussion, alcohol abuse, some
profanity and rough language, divorce, subliminal same-sex
attraction and a car accident. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Even Money" (Yari)
Rated "R"
The smart money will steer clear of this trite ensemble drama about various
troubled and indebted souls -- including characters played by Kim Basinger,
Forest Whitaker and Danny DeVito -- seeking redemption from the sins of
gambling. Armed with mushy dialogue masquerading as hard-boiled jargon, veteran
director Mark Rydell establishes an implausibly gritty atmosphere and allows
proven actors to do subpar work. Pervasive rough and crude language, some
graphic violence and gunplay, a sex act between a married couple and sexual
banter. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"Everything Is Illuminated" (Warner Independent)
Rated "Pg-13"
Reflective road movie about a young Jewish-American (Elijah Wood) who
travels to Ukraine where -- guided by a colorful local (Eugene Hutz) and
his crusty grandpa (Boris Leskin) -- he searches for the woman who saved
his own grandfather from the Nazis. Lyrically directed by Liev
Schreiber, the intimately scaled adaptation of Jonathan Safran Foer's
complex novel is by turns poignant and mutedly funny, resulting in a
moving meditation on family, identity, memory, guilt, anti-Semitism and
the human need for connectedness. Suggested wartime violence,
including discreet death images, a suicide, a brief scene of a boy
looking at a pornographic magazine, an instance of rough language, as
well as some crude expressions and profanity. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
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"Everyone's Hero" (20th Century
Fox)
Rated "G"
Charming Depression-era animated tale about a young boy (voiced by
Jake T. Austin) who sets out -- with the help of a magical talking
baseball (Rob Reiner) -- to recover the stolen lucky bat (Whoopi
Goldberg) of his idol Babe Ruth (Brian Dennehy) during the 1932
World Series. Directors Daniel St. Pierre and Colin Brady --
building on work started by Christopher Reeve before his 2004 death
-- hit a home run with this visually delightful fable that has heart
and a simple but winning message about familial love and
perseverance. A mildly gross sight gag. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is G -- general
audiences. All ages admitted. |
"The Ex" (MGM/Weinstein)
Rated "PG-13"
Sour and simple-minded comedy about a husband (Zach Braff) who feels his
manliness threatened by one of his wife's (Amanda Peet) old lovers (Jason
Bateman), a paraplegic known for his sexual prowess. Director Jesse Peretz and
two first-time screenwriters are neither clever nor satiric enough to transcend
formula, and their film is gratuitously vulgar. Some crude and crass language,
one instance each of the f-word and of mild profanity, some sexual banter and
innuendo, condom use, a mild scene of clothed marital groping, some slapstick
violence and several inadvisable scenes of a child trying to swallow a hamburger
whole. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults.
"The
Exorcism of Emily Rose" (Screen Gems)
Rated "PG-13"
Sober, theologically oriented thriller based, in part, on true events
surrounding a Catholic priest (Tom Wilkinson) on trial for negligent
homicide in connection with an exorcism he performed on a young woman
(Jennifer Carpenter) believed to be possessed that resulted in her
death. Thoughtfully directed by Scott Derrickson and with a solid
performance by Laura Linney as the priest's skeptical attorney, the film
eschews horror-movie cliches (though not entirely) in favor of serious
reflection on faith and the mystery of evil. Disturbing scenes of
demonic possession, a brief but violent vehicular homicide, a grisly
death image, as well as minimal crude language. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
Exorcist:
The
Beginning (Warner
Bros.)
Rated
“R”
Saints
and
sages
concur
that
nothing
irks
the
devil's
pride
more
than
being
mocked.
That
being
true,
Lucifer
should
consider
investing
in
a
pair
of
earplugs
before
seeing
the
laughably
bad
"Exorcist:
The
Beginning.”
Director Renny
Harlin
must
have
been
possessed
if
he
actually
thought
audiences
would
take
seriously
this
poorly
crafted
prequel
to
William
Friedkin's
1973
horror
classic
based
on
the
William
Peter
Blatty
novel.
Playing
a
considerably
younger
version
of
the
role
originated
by
Max
von Sydow,
fellow
Swede
Stellan
Skarsgard
stars
as
the
reluctant
exorcist
Father
Lankester
Merrin.
Set
in
1949,
the
film
attempts
to
fill
in
the
biographical
blanks
about
the
enigmatic
priest's
early
life.
Apparently,
24
years
before
finding
his
way
to
the
infamous
upper
room
in
Georgetown,
Father Merrin,
haunted
by
memories
of
Nazi
atrocities
witnessed
as
a
parish
priest
in
his
native
Holland,
had
abandoned
both
his
ministry
and
his
faith.
Boozing
his
way
through
Cairo,
the
priest
is
approached
by
a
rare
antiquities
dealer
(Ben
Cross)
who,
aware
of
his
archeological
expertise,
hires
him
to
retrieve
an
ancient
religious
artifact
in
a
Byzantine
Christian
church,
recently
unearthed
--
in
pristine
condition
--
in
a
remote
region
of
Kenya
by
British
troops.
What
makes
the
find
so
astonishing
is
that
the
anachronistic
structure
dates
back
to
the
fifth
century,
long
before
Christianity
had
spread
to
sub-Saharan
Africa.
Once
Father Merrin
arrives
at
the
dig
site,
the
movie
shifts
into
a
more
conventional
fright
mode.
Strange
but
predictable
occurrences
begin
to
unfold:
beds
shake,
crucifixes
are
desecrated,
a
pack
of
hyenas
savage
a
young
boy,
and
a
baby
is
born
covered
with
maggots
--
just
the
sort
of
things
to
shake
Father
Merrin
out
of
his
dark
night
of
the
soul.
And
though
he
first
looks
for
rational
explanations,
Father
Merrin
slowly
begins
to
suspect
what
the
local
Turkana
tribesmen
--
and
the
audience
--
have
known
all
along:
Some
things
are
best
left
buried,
especially
if
it
happens
to
be
a
church
adorned
with
satanic
mosaics. Izabella
Scorupco
plays
Dr.
Sarah
Novack,
a
Holocaust
survivor
working
among
the
villagers,
who
dabbles
in
the
occult
and
is
attracted
to
Father
Merrin.
James
D'Arcy
plays
Father
Francis,
an
idealistic
young
missionary
rerouted
to
Kenya
by
the
Vatican
to
help
with
the
investigation.
Alan
Ford
plays
the
racist
foreman
of
the
excavation
who
suffers
from
an
increasingly
severe
case
of
demonic
dermatitis.
The
film
opens
with
a
puzzling
prologue
on
an
ancient
corpse-strewn
battlefield,
which
should
have
served
as
an
omen
for
the
muddled
narrative
to
come.
The
dialogue
is
at
times
hellishly
hackneyed.
The
script's
explanation
as
to
why
the
church
is
a
satanic
ground
zero
of
sorts
is
staggeringly
ridiculous.
Forget
an
exorcist;
some
one
should
have
summoned
a
better
screenwriter.
While
not
without
some
cheap
chills, Harlin
has
exorcised
any
real
eeriness
out
the
film,
substituting
more-silly-than-scary
supernatural
special
effects
for
genuine
suspense.
Maybe
the
devil
made
him
do
it?
Father Merrin
does
perform
an
exorcism
but
it
comes
very
late
in
the
game,
and,
unlike
the
creepy
battle
of
wills
in
the
original,
plays
out
here
like
a
diabolic
WWF
Smackdown.
The
cinematography,
from
legendary
light
master
Vittorio
Storaro,
is
underwhelming,
as
is
the
derivative
"possession"
make-up.
Apparently
one
side
effect
of
being
infested
by
evil
is
that
you
end
up
looking
surprisingly
like
Linda
Blair.
And,
as
with
Blair,
the
demoniac
in
this
film
displays
a
similar
proclivity
for
derisive
foul-mouthed
rants,
as
well
as
a
total
disregard
for
vertebrae.
To
be
fair,
"Exorcist:
The
Beginning"
is
a
few
infernal
levels
above
any
of
the
original's
subsequent
sequels,
with
the
lowest
ring
reserved
for
"Exorcist
II:
The
Heretic"
(1977).
However,
while
on
shaky
ground
theologically,
the
film
maintains
a
respectful
tone
toward
Catholicism.
Father Merrin's
spiritual
struggles
are
not
aimed
at
denigrating
his
priesthood,
but
are
part
of
his
character's
emotional
arc,
a
trajectory
that
ultimately
leads
him
back
to
re-embrace
his
lost
faith.
Underneath
its
spooky
atmospherics,
the
film
grapples
with
deeper
questions
concerning
belief
and
doubt,
good
and
evil.
Its
heavy-handed
denouement
also
points
to
man's
inhumanity
as
the
surest
proof
of
the
demonic
in
the
world,
reminding
us
that
if
we
want
to
see
the
devil
we
do
not
need
to
look
any
farther
than
the
evening
news.
Due
to
grisly
scenes
of
demonic
possession,
two
graphic
suicides,
some
battlefield
violence
and
associated
gore,
strong
sexual
references
and
rough
language,
and
some
instances
of
defiled
religious
symbols,
the
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
L
--
limited
adult
audience,
films
whose
problematic
content
many
adults
would
find
troubling.
"The Expendables" (Lionsgate/Millennium)
Rated "R"
Brutally violent action vehicle, directed and co-written by Sylvester Stallone,
in which a veritable Who's Who of Hollywood tough guys and professional sports
stars form a ragtag brotherhood of mercenaries who travel the world freeing
hostages and toppling dictators. On the advice of the group's soulful guru
(Mickey Rourke), its leader (Stallone) and the gang's knife specialist (Jason
Statham) head to a fictional South American nation where a rogue CIA agent (Eric
Roberts) is running a corrupt regime. Though the pair barely escape after this
initial mission, the chief, smitten with a resistance agent (Giselle Itie), vows
to return with his whole crew (rounded out by Jet Li, mixed martial artist Randy
Couture and ex-NFL star Terry Crews) to overthrow the terrorists and restore
freedom. Relentless bloody and graphic violence, including shootings, knifings,
explosions, decapitations, torture, and implied rape, some rough language. The
Catholic News Service classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Expelled: No Intelligence
Allowed" (Premise/Rampant)
Rated "PG"
Provocative documentary intended to show that academics and research scientists
are penalized for merely suggesting that there might be flaws in the prevailing
theory of Neo-Darwinian evolution and that purported scientific evidence for the
alternate theory of intelligent design is being systematically ignored. Director
Nathan Frankowski's unabashedly partisan film -- using old movie clips to
humorously underscore the film's themes of suppression and duplicity, and with
at least some of the interviewees seemingly caught off guard by the line of
questioning -- is impishly hosted and co-written by former presidential
speechwriter, economist and sometime actor Ben Stein. Holocaust imagery and
mature philosophical issues. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be
suitable for children.
"The Express" (Universal)
Rated "PG"
Inspiring fact-based sports drama, set against the background of the civil
rights movement of the late 1950s and early '60s, in which a hard-driving
Syracuse University coach (Dennis Quaid) hones the skills of a gifted
African-American football player (Rob Brown) while he, in turn, challenges the
coach's conservative reaction to changing times. Director Gary Fleder's rousing
tribute to the first African-American recipient of the Heisman Trophy, which
also features Omar Benson Miller as the star's best friend, highlights the role
faith played in shaping his values while effectively personalizing the problems
and lessons of the era. Brief nongraphic premarital sexual activity,
occasional crude and crass language, some uses of profanity and racial slurs;
possibly acceptable for older teens. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable
for children.
"Extract" (Miramax)
Rated "R"
The successful owner (Jason Bateman) of a flavor extract factory
is convinced by his best friend (Ben Affleck) to hire a young
gigolo (Dustin Milligan) to seduce his sex-withholding wife
(Kristen Wiig) so that he can have a guilt-free affair with an
attractive new employee (Mila Kunis), not realizing that the
newcomer is a con artist who is manipulating a fellow worker
(Clifton Collins Jr.) into suing him over an on-the-job injury
in order to make off with the wounded man's award money. Though
the dialogue is at times undeniably clever, and though the plot
moves toward a generally moral wrap-up, writer-director Mike
Judge's comic portrait of a personally and professionally
beleaguered entrepreneur showcases skewed marital values and, in
at least one instance, gives a pass to infidelity. Adultery,
a repeated blasphemous joke, much sexual humor, some profanity
and rough language, and frequent crude and crass terms. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O --
morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent
or adult guardian.
"Extraordinary Measures" (CBS Films)
Rated "PG"
Engaging medical drama, based on actual events, about the often
prickly partnership between a successful pharmaceuticals
executive (Brendan Fraser) -- two of whose children (Meredith
Droeger and Sam M. Hall) are afflicted by the same rare and
fatal disease -- and the eccentric scientist (Harrison Ford)
whose pioneering but underfunded research may offer the only
hope of saving the kids. Director Tom Vaughan's adaptation of
Geeta Anand's 2004 book "The Cure," which also features Keri
Russell as the businessman's rock-solid spouse, makes no mention
of the Catholic faith that helped to sustain the real-life dad,
but does chart his relentless, against-the-odds struggle to
overcome the illness, a battle which initially seemed likely to
derail his career and deprive him of what little time he might
have left to spend with his son and daughter. Brief
nongraphic marital lovemaking, at least five uses of profanity,
about a dozen crude and a half-dozen crass terms. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG
-- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be
suitable for children.
"The Eye" (Lionsgate/Paramount
Vantage)
Rated "PG-13"
Reasonably effective suspense yarn about a blind concert
violinist (a believable Jessica Alba) who, after receiving
corneal transplants, begins to envision harrowing scenes of
devastation and spectral spirits for reasons she connects with
her anonymous eye donor, while she tries to convince her doctor
(Alessandro Nivola), sister (Parker Posey) and conductor (Rade
Serbedzija) that she's not hallucinating. Co-directors David
Moreau and Xavier Palud's remake of a 2002 Taiwanese film
delivers the requisite scary jolts, despite plot
improbabilities, and is devoid of sex and language concerns.
Some brief and nongraphic but disturbing violent images,
including fires and explosions, and a suicide flashback.
Acceptable for older teens. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
F
"50/50" (Summit)
Rated "R"
Ultimately touching but frequently crude tale
of a young radio producer (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) whose diagnosis
with a rare form of cancer leads him to reassess his
relationships with his live-in girlfriend (Bryce Dallas Howard),
his longtime best buddy (Seth Rogen) and his overprotective
mother (Anjelica Huston). His efforts to come to grips with the
grim situation -- the title refers to his chances of survival --
are further complicated by his romantic feelings for the plucky
but novice psychologist (Anna Kendrick) who's been assigned to
counsel him. Though its underlying values are strong, director
Jonathan Levine's sometimes courageous blend of drama and
comedy, drawn from the real-life experiences of screenwriter
Will Reiser and enhanced by Gordon-Levitt's delicately
calibrated performance, nonetheless showcases one of its main
characters' debased view of sexuality and winks at using pot.
Brief graphic nonmarital sexual activity, cohabitation, drug
use, much sexual humor, about a half-dozen uses of profanity,
pervasive rough and crude language. The Catholic News Service
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Facing the Giants" (Samuel Goldwyn)
Rated "PG"
Evangelical sports drama about a losing football coach (Alex
Kendrick, who also directs) at a Christian high school in Georgia,
who, experiencing personal and professional adversity, revives his
team's season by turning to his faith. The earnest performances from
the nonprofessional cast are surprisingly competent and the movie's
look is reasonably polished, but while the film's heart is in the
right place, its positive message about putting one's trust in God
is undermined by a prosaic script that tends toward the preachy.
Some mature thematic elements, including discussions about
infertility. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material
may not be suitable for children.
"Factory
Girl" (Weinstein/MGM)
Rated "R"
The sad, sordid rise and fall of socialite Edie Sedgwick (Sienna
Miller), who shone briefly in the spotlight as part of Andy Warhol's
(Guy Pearce) artistic center, the Factory, in the 1960s, appearing
in his underground movies until the pop artist tired of her, showing
how the over-the-top lifestyle led to her eventual burnout despite a
nurturing interlude with a legendary singer (Hayden Christensen).
Director George Hickenlooper's film takes an episodic approach in
telling the story as Sedgwick, near the end of her short life (which
ended at 28 from a drug overdose), relates her experiences to a
psychiatrist. The milieu is downbeat and often seamy, but presented
with relative restraint, and Miller is immensely appealing in her
sensitive portrait of the trusting, vulnerable waif. Nongraphic
premarital sexual encounters, upper female and partial nudity, brief
sexual banter and innuendo, drug use, some rough and crude language,
gay references, references to child abuse and suicide. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"Factotum" (IFC)
Rated "R"
Bleak adaptation of novelist-poet Charles Bukowski's 1975 novel (his
second) about a heavy-drinking, often brutish, aspiring writer (a
superb Matt Dillon), drifting from one menial job to another, and
his relationships with a couple of equally self-destructive losers (Lili
Taylor and Marisa Tomei). Writer-director Bent Hamer captures the
desolate world of the writer (Bukowski's alter ego) with
uncompromising exactitude, and the performances are perfectly
realized, but the unrelenting ugliness of the story and language,
strong sexual elements and overall amoral behavior of its
protagonists -- despite the film's literary pedigree -- will
seriously limit its appeal. Pervasive rough and crude language
and profanity, rear male and partial female nudity, premarital
sexual encounters, gambling, heavy drinking and occasional violence.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling.
"Failure to
Launch" (Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Uneven but oddly likable comedy about professional "intervention"
consultant (Sarah Jessica Parker) hired by the parents (Kathy Bates and
Terry Bradshaw) of a 35-year-old, still-living-at-home jock (Matthew
McConaughey) in the hopes of making him independent enough to move out,
with predictable romantic complications. Director Tom Dey maintains a
spirited pace, there are some pleasing performances, the sylvan and
aquatic settings are easy on the eyes, and the ending is morally sound,
outweighing too many conversational expletives and a permissive view of
premarital sex. Profanity, rough and crude language and expressions,
implied sexual situations and banter, and a comic instance of rear male
nudity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III
-- adults.
"5X2" (ThinkFilm)
Rated “R”
Finely acted, perceptive story of the disintegration of a contemporary
relationship, told in five sequences in reverse order from divorce to
first romantic meeting. Francois Ozon's measuredly paced "scenes from a
marriage" is quite fascinating, as it reveals layer by layer the
over-the-years affection, betrayals, foibles, and idiosyncracies of the
couple played impeccably by Valeria Bruni-Tedeschi and Stephane Freiss.
Subtitles. A graphic sex scene with female frontal nudity, gay
subplot, frank sexual talk, premarital and postmarital sexual
situations, discussion of artificial insemination, and rough and crude
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L
-- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling.
Fahrenheit 9/11
(Lions
Gate)
Rated
"R"
Michael Moore's
feature-length documentary "Fahrenheit 9/11" is a scathing indictment of the Bush
administration's domestic and international
policies leading up to and following the terrorist
attacks of Sept. 11, 2001. Unabashedly biased in
its inflammatory assertions, the controversial
film is certain to provoke strong reactions from
bashers and backers alike of President George W.
Bush. However, in mounting such a one-sided ad
hominem attack, director Moore walks a perilous
line between investigative journalism and partisan
propaganda. And, though artfully packaged and
engagingly entertaining, as a political polemic
the case made by Moore ultimately falls short of
convincing. The terrain covered by "Fahrenheit 9/11" is
as sprawling as it is contentious. The film begins
by revisiting the events surrounding the hotly
disputed presidential election of 2000, before
rushing full throttle into a relentless pillorying
of Bush, who is caricatured throughout as a lazy,
incompetent buffoon. Moore's livid litany consists
mainly of warmed-over accusations, leading him to
investigate territory already charted in exposes
by Bush insiders like Richard Clarke and Paul
O'Neill. While Moore lands some solid body blows
in taking Bush to task, his rant offers little in
the way of new information or stop-the-presses
revelations. In a nutshell, Moore contends that, after
lollygagging it in Crawford,
Texas, for most of his first months in office,
Bush sought to capitalize on the tragedy of Sept.
11 by fanning the flames of fear in order to
stifle dissent and hoodwink the American public
into an immoral war with Iraq. Moore also rehashes
allegations that Bush both profited from and was
influenced by his family's financial ties to
prominent Saudi oil sheiks, including members of
the ultra-wealthy bin Laden clan. The film -- its title a play on a Ray
Bradbury novel -- loses focus midway through,
unraveling into a shapeless and discursive
diatribe which goes everywhere and nowhere. In one
sequence he exposes gaping holes in homeland
security defenses along the expansive Pacific
Northwest coastline. In another he reads the
Patriot Act to Congress over the speaker of a Mr. Softee ice cream truck. While such antics make for
good entertainment, the accompanying analysis is
superficial at best. Its title notwithstanding,
while the film has certainly generated much heat,
it provides little light. Using the proverbial hammer, Moore hits
viewers over the head with an angry screed of
statistics, jettisoning any pretense of
impartiality. Nowhere is this lack of objectivity
more evident than in his choice of interviewees,
all of whom are in lockstep agreement with the
film's overriding thesis. Such an unbalanced
approach mutes the credibility of his arguments, a
pitfall that could have been avoided by a more
evenhanded inclusion of voices from both sides of
the political divide. In connecting the dots, the film unfairly
subscribes to a blame-Bush-for-everything attitude
that fails to take into account wider geopolitical
realities, including the foreign-policy missteps
of previous administrations.
Moore
buttresses his version of the story with carefully
selected images and sound bites -- strung together
without context or, in some cases, even sources --
which conveniently support his oversimplified
conspiracy theories, resulting in a misleading,
manipulative and at times self-contradicting
interpretation of facts. However, the film is not entirely without
merit. "Fahrenheit 9/11" contains sobering footage
which unflinchingly illustrates the obscenity of
war, including wince-inducing pictures of dead
Iraqi children killed during U.S. air strikes. It
also shows the charred remains of American
soldiers dragged through the streets of Fallujah,
Iraq, by angry mobs. While such vile imagery is
hard to watch, Moore refrains from wallowing in
it, using it sparingly to accentuate his points.
Perhaps the most indelible images are those of
Lila Lipscomb, a patriotic resident of Moore's
home town of Flint, Mich., who does a 180-degree
turn concerning her views on the war in Iraq after
her son is killed in combat. Her heart-wrenching
grief transcends all political stripes. The pugnacious provocateur leavens the
weighty subject matter with his signature acerbic
wit, including a comedic play on the old TV
Western "Bonanza" staring Bush and his cronies.
The Midwestern muckraker also stages one of his
trademark ambush interviews, asking congressmen if
they would like to enlist their children in the
armed forces to fight the war they voted for -- a
war whose price, Moore argues, is
disproportionately paid by the blood of America's
poor. "Fahrenheit 9/11" is by turns outrageous,
inflammatory, extremely emotional, at times
compelling and occasionally quite funny. Viewers
will most likely leave the theater with the same
political baggage that they came in with. To
critics of Bush, Moore's hoop-jumping is simply
preaching to the choir. However, the question
remains: Will the choir loft become more crowded
as a result? You can agree or disagree with Moore -- or
even have mixed emotions -- but he raises
troubling questions that are not easily dismissed. Still, from a filmmaker with his evident
passion and satirical skill, one would have
expected more. Due to footage of battlefield violence,
graphic images of combat casualties including
children, and some rough language, the USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"The Fall" (Roadside)
Rated "R"
Exceedingly strange but fitfully affecting tale set in a Los
Angeles hospital circa 1915 about the unlikely relationship
between two patients: a spunky 5-year-old girl (adorable Catinca
Untaru with, alas, an often impenetrable accent), and an
embittered movie stuntman (Lee Pace) who keeps her enthralled
with a story of bandits mirroring his devastating real-life
breakup with his girlfriend. Director Tarsem's film --
imaginative in many ways -- goes on far too long and its
elaborate fantasy sequences (alternately sophomoric and serious)
are more wearying than illuminating, while the redemptive ending
fails to compensate for a pervasively heavy and lachrymose tone. Action violence with bloodshed, a suicide attempt, and a
couple of instances of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under
17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Fame" (MGM)
Rated "PG"
Ensemble drama with music follows a class of gifted students
(most prominently Kay Panabaker, Asher Book, Naturi Naughton and
Collins Pennie) and their dedicated teachers (among them Kelsey
Grammer, Charles S. Dutton and Bebe Neuwirth) through four years
at a New York City high school for the performing arts. Director
Kevin Tancharoen's remake of Alan Parker's 1980 celebration of
creative exuberance jettisons most of the original's
objectionable elements but, some enjoyable musical numbers
aside, the results are mostly tepid. A scene involving
suicide, a sexual situation, underage drinking, at least one use
of profanity, and a half-dozen crude and a few crass terms. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG
-- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be
suitable for children.
"Fantastic Four:
Rise of the Silver Surfer" (Fox)
Rated "PG"
The wedding of Mister Fantastic (Ioan Gruffudd) and
Invisible Woman (Jessica Alba) is interrupted by a cosmic
force set to destroy the planet, and the pair must join with
the Human Torch (Chris Evans) and the Thing (Michael Chiklis)
to avert disaster, trying to dissuade the evil force's
emissary, a silver man (voice of Laurence Fishburne) on a
flying surf board, from his dastardly mission, while
contending with an overbearing army general (Andre Braugher)
and duplicitous Dr. Doom (Julian McMahon). Apart from the
elements listed below, director Tim Story's superior sequel
-- with its personable leads, above-average special effects,
and not-taking-itself-too-seriously tone -- makes for an
engaging B-level adventure with a commendable message about
making the right choices in life. Some mild innuendo and
crass expressions, moderate action violence and implied
nudity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental
guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for
children.
"Fantastic Mr. Fox" (Fox)
Rated "PG"
Droll stop-motion animated adventure, set in the animal world of
rural Britain, in which the titular vulpine creature (voice of
George Clooney), now a respectable newspaper columnist with a
wife (voice of Meryl Streep) and son (voice of Jason
Schwartzman), tries to recapture his wild past as a chicken
thief poaching on local farms, but his renewed raiding, abetted
by his daring nephew (voice of Eric Anderson), enrages a trio of
mean-spirited farmers whose escalating countermeasures endanger
the whole burrowing community. A touch of menace and a
fleeting joke about Mrs. Fox's youthful indiscretions aside,
director and co-writer Wes Anderson's clever, lovingly crafted
adaptation of Roald Dahl's 1970 children's book offers
sophisticated family entertainment, with abundant fun for
youngsters and a few insights into the tensions and paradoxes of
human nature for adults. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental
guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for
children.
"Faster" (CBS)
Rated "R"
Sour revenge flick in which a paroled convict (Dwayne Johnson)
hunts down and slays those responsible for his brother's death
at the hands of a rival gang. On his trail are a scrofulous
drug-addicted detective (Billy Bob Thornton) and a suave British
assassin (Oliver Jackson-Cohen). Director George Tillman Jr. and
screenwriters Tony and Joe Gayton assemble a series of foul
cliches and then just let the actors rip. Multiple scenes of
murderous revenge, slow-motion gun and knife violence, drug use,
some profane and crude language. The Catholic News Service
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Fast
Five" (Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
An all-star cast culled from the previous four films in the
action-oriented franchise that began with 2001's "The Fast and
the Furious" -- most prominently Vin Diesel and Paul Walker,
along with newcomer Dwayne Johnson -- reunite in Rio de Janeiro
for more speeding cars, gunplay and a heist of millions of
dollars from a corrupt Brazilian police chief (Joaquim de
Almeida). Director Justin Lin and screenwriter Chris Morgan keep
the pace predictably rapid, with occasional comedic dialogue to
indicate that no one's taking the proceedings all that
seriously. Much gun and physical violence, a premarital
pregnancy, a few instances of profanity, frequent crude and
crass language, and fleeting sexual banter. The Catholic News
Service classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"Fateless" (ThinkFilm)
Rated "R"
Holocaust drama about a Hungarian Jewish boy's (Marcell Nagy)
coming-of-age experiences in various concentration camps, where,
through relationships with fellow prisoners, he struggles to make
sense of the atrocities around him and gain deeper insights about
himself. Directed by Lajos Koltai from a script by Imre Kertesz
based on the latter's semiautobiographical novel, the film, despite
its grim subject matter, is visually graceful, and the intimate
story conveys universal themes, such as the resiliency of the human
spirit and its ability to discern beauty in even the darkest
situations. Disturbing Holocaust images, brief partial and full
prison camp nudity, and some rough and crude language. Subtitles.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults.
"The Family
Stone" (20th Century Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Bittersweet Christmas comedy-drama as a New York businessman (Dermot
Mulroney) brings his controlling but socially awkward fiancee (Sarah
Jessica Parker) home to New England to meet the family (played by Diane
Keaton, Luke Wilson, Rachel McAdams and Craig T. Nelson among others),
but sensing that everyone dislikes her, the woman invites her sister
(Claire Danes) to join her for moral support, leading to romantic
complications. Writer-director Thomas Bezucha's low-keyed film takes its
time getting started, and is not devoid of contrivances, but the cast is
excellent, and the plot ultimately leads to a moving, life-affirming
conclusion. Some profanity and crude language, light sexual banter,
partial nudity, a same-sex couple and their adopting a child, premarital
situations, and drug references. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Fantastic Four" (20th Century Fox)
Rated "PG-13" (Parents strongly cautioned)
Occasionally fun, but mostly unfantastic, superhero movie based on the
Marvel comic-book series about four scientists endowed by cosmic rays
with superpowers -- the elastic Mr. Fantastic (Ioan Gruffudd), Invisible
Woman (Jessica Alba), self-combustible Human Torch (Chris Evans) and
superstrong rocklike "Thing" (Michael Chiklis) -- who come together to
stop the villainous Dr. Doom (Julian McMahon). Despite ham-fisted
dialogue, bad acting, chintzy sets and, at times, cheesy special
effects, director Tim Story's film has a goofy campiness but doesn't
take itself too seriously, and manages to impart a positive message
about teamwork and accepting those who are different. Intense
comic-book action violence, some sexual innuendo and brief mildly crude
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Fast & Furious"
(Universal/Relativity)
Rated "PG-13"
Overheated, morally swerving action sequel in which an ex-con
(Vin Diesel) pursuing a vendetta and an undercover FBI agent
(Paul Walker) renew their rivalry as they both use their driving
skills to infiltrate a cross-border drug smuggling ring and
identify its secretive leader. As directed by Justin Lin, the
thin story is no more than an excuse for long sequences of
reckless racing, while the characters move from one side of the
law to the other as it suits them. Vigilantism, brief
nongraphic sexual activity, partial nudity, cohabitation,
occasional rough language and profanity. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Fast
and the Furious: Tokyo Drift" (Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
In this loud and ludicrous third installment of the adrenaline-charged
series, a drag-racing rebel (Lucas Black) is sent to live with his
estranged father in Japan, where he befriends a fellow American (rap
artist Bow Wow) who introduces him to Tokyo's underground racing scene,
running afoul of its mob-connected champ (Brian Tee) when he falls for
the gangster's girlfriend (Nathalie Kelley). Director Justin Lin
delivers more of the same requisite high-octane race sequences, but, as
before, there's little plot under the film's flashy hood, and its
glamorization of reckless driving is troubling. Much hazardous and
illegal behavior involving teens, some violence, objectification of
women, several implied sexual situations including same-sex kissing,
suggestive wardrobe and dancing, and scattered crude language. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
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"Fast Food Nation" (Fox
Searchlight)
Rated "R"
Absorbing albeit bleak multiplotted expose excoriating the fast food
industry for its dangerous, unsanitary and exploitative working
conditions, from the perspective of a fictitious burger franchise's
marketing executive (Greg Kinnear) who goes to Colorado to
investigate conditions at their plant; a young cashier (Ashley
Johnson) whose uncle (Ethan Hawke) urges her to improve her life,
despite the complacency of her unmotivated mother (Patricia Arquette);
and a young Mexican immigrant couple (Catalina Sandino Moreno and
Wilmer Valderrama) struggling to build a better life. Director
Richard Linklater's skillful dramatization of Eric Schlosser's
nonfiction book (they co-wrote the script) is sometimes preachy and
the ending intentionally inconclusive, but the issues raised are
timely ones, while the cast (including Bruce Willis, Bobby Cannavale
and Kris Kristofferson) offers solid, selfless performances.
Partly subtitled. Rough and crude language, a couple of briefly
intense, if nongraphic, sexual encounters, fleeting partial nudity,
innuendo, some gruesome slaughterhouse shots and drug references.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling. |
"Fat Albert" (20th Century
Fox)
Rated "PG"
Flat live-action comedy based on the characters of the long-running animated
series created by Bill Cosby, in which the heavyset hero (Kenan Thompson) and
his junkyard gang step out of their cartoon world in order to help a troubled
teen (Kyla Pratt) believe in herself. While imparting the same sort of positive,
family-value life lessons, director Joel Zwick's film lacks the intelligence,
originality and fun of the groundbreaking Saturday morning show. Brief crude
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II --
adults and adolescents.
"Fay Grim" (Magnolia)
Rated "R
Engagingly off-kilter farce about a woman (Parker Posey) pressed
into service by the CIA to recover the diaries of her husband
(Thomas Jay Ryan), a mysterious fugitive suspected of consorting
with terrorists. In the sequel to his 1998 independent sensation
"Henry Fool," writer-director Hal Hartley manages to send up spy
movies, offer droll reflections on literature and geopolitics, and
create an intriguing if frustrating espionage thriller-cum-romance
of his own. Occasional rough and crude language, some violence
and sexual references and one sexual encounter. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Feast of Love" (MGM)
Rated "R"
Moving but excessively graphic examination of romantic love as
experienced by a college professor (Morgan Freeman), his wife
(Jane Alexander), the owner of a local cafe (Greg Kinnear), the
two women for whom he sequentially falls (Selma Blair and Radha
Mitchell), a hardened businessman (Billy Burke) and a young,
Romeo and Juliet-like couple (Alexa Davalos and Toby Hemingway).
The film, as directed by Robert Benton, is beautifully
atmospheric and features some excellent performances, yet its
script offers the audience a set of false choices, making an
idol of erotic love and portraying that love with an intrusive
frankness. Extensive frontal, rear and upper female nudity,
sexual encounters, some of them graphic and adulterous, same-sex
coupling, some rough language, occasional profanity, drug use
and pornography. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Feel the Noise" (TriStar)
Rated "PG-13"
Pleasant if naive musical in which an aspiring rapper (Omarion
Grandberry) must leave his Harlem home and the single mother who
raised him (Kellita Smith) after attempting to steal the wrong
person's hubcaps, and goes to stay with his father (Giancarlo
Esposito) and stepmother (Rosa Arredando) in Puerto Rico, where
he befriends his musically inclined stepbrother (Victor Rasuk),
falls in love with a local dancer (Zulay Henao), discovers the
pop music genre called reggaeton, and manages to impress a New
York-based music producer (James McCaffrey). Director Alejandro
Chomski's film is mostly just a showcase for the singing and
dancing, but fans of world music, and of reggaeton in
particular, will no doubt enjoy what they hear. Sexual
activity without nudity, drug use, skimpy clothing, suggestive
dancing, one use of the f-word, two uses of the n-word, and
occasional crass and crude language. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Fever Pitch"
(20th Century Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Sweet and funny romantic comedy set in Boston about a 30-year-old workaholic
(Drew Barrymore) whose relationship with a goofy but charming high school
math teacher (Jimmy Fallon) is strained when she discovers that underneath
his "normal" exterior is a rabid Red Sox fan who is torn between his
commitment to her and the boys from Beantown. Directed by Bob and Peter
Farrelly and loosely based on a novel by Nick Hornby, the film -- which
plays out against the improbable 2004 Red Sox season -- features
pitch-perfect performances from Fallon and Barrymore and imparts a feel-good
message about how love ultimately demands both acceptance and sacrifice.
Implied premarital sex, some comic violence and crude humor, as well as
scattered crass expressions. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents are strongly cautioned.
"The Fighter" (Paramount)
Rated "R"
Director David O. Russell's gritty, fact-based drama follows two
half-brothers from Lowell, Mass., who long for success -- and
redemption -- via the boxing ring. One (Christian Bale, who
effectively steals the movie) is a washed-up fighter on a
self-destructive binge of drugs and loose women. At the urging
of their obsessive mother and manager (Melissa Leo), he trains
his reluctant younger sibling (Mark Wahlberg) in the sweet
science. But, recognizing that the lad is being exploited, a
barmaid with a heart of gold (Amy Adams) persuades him to chart
his own destiny. Ultimately, "Rocky"-like fame and fortune are
within reach, but not without forgiveness and the love and
support of the duo's raucously dysfunctional family.
Excessive boxing and other violence, including familial strife,
nongraphic premarital sexual activity, explicit drug use, a
handful of profanities, frequent rough and crude language. The
Catholic News Service classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Fighting" (Rogue)
Rated "PG-13"
Intermittently violent, but otherwise engaging boxing drama
about a failed street salesman (Channing Tatum) who turns to
underground fighting to survive, and bonds with his manager
(Terrence Howard) while romancing a waitress (Zulay Henao).
Scenes of punishing brutality and approval of premature sexual
relations mar director and co-writer Dito Montiel's mostly
moving portrait of a friendship between two down-on-their-luck
New Yorkers. Graphic beatings, a premarital sexual encounter,
and some crude and crass language. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Final Cut" (Lions Gate)
Rated
“PG-13”
Gloomy
sci-fi
thriller
set
in
a
future
where
humans
can
have
memory
chips
implanted
at
birth
which
record
their
entire
lives
and
which
are
edited
into
sanitized
memorial
films
to
be
shown
at
their
funerals.
The
story
centers
on
the
best
editor
--
or
"cutter"
--
in
the
business
(Robin
Williams),
who
becomes
entangled
in
a
dangerous
game
with
a
former
associate
(Jim
Caviezel)
over
the
implant
of
a
corrupt
corporate
bigwig.
Directed
by
Omar
Naim,
the
film
raises
some
intriguing
ethical
questions
but
is
weighed
down
by
its
cheerless
performances
and
slumberous
pacing.
Brief
violence,
an
implied
sexual
encounter
and
some
crude
language
and
profanity.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"Final
Destination 3" (New Line)
Rated "R"
Mindless third installment in the horror franchise, this time involving
a group of high school students (including Mary Elizabeth Winstead and
Ryan Merriman) who escape death by getting off a roller coaster moments
before it derails killing everyone else on board, only to find out you
can't cheat the Grim Reaper as each survivor subsequently meets a gory
demise. Little more than a tedious series of gratuitously grisly
fatalities, director James Wong's film tries to out-gross its
predecessors with increasingly intricate ways to kill its young cast,
using them as mere props for sadistic sight gags. Excessive graphic
and bloody violence, including impalings and dismemberments, partial
frontal nudity, much rough and sexually crude language, some profanity
and recurring crass humor. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Final Destination 5"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
The cinematic meat grinder that is the "Final Destination"
franchise churns on as a group of paper factory executives --
played by Emma Bell, Miles Fisher, Ellen Wroe, P.J. Byrne, Arlen
Escarpeta and David Koechner -- evade death thanks to the timely
premonition of a colleague (Nicholas D'Agosto). But the Grim
Reaper begins evening his accounts by subjecting each survivor
in succession to a bizarre and grisly end. Appealing
exploitatively to the worst in human nature -- a morbid desire
to watch special-effects-fodder characters killed off in various
nauseating ways -- director Steven Quale's gorefest is
mind-numbingly boring when not repulsive. Pervasive gruesome
violence, a few rough and about a dozen crude terms, some sexual
references. The Catholic News Service classification is O --
morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent
or adult guardian.
"The Final Destination" (New
Line/Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Repellent horror sequel in which a young man's (Bobby Campo)
premonition of impending death saves him, his girlfriend (Shantel
VanSanten), two of their pals (Haley Webb and Nick Zano) and a
number of strangers from perishing in a speedway accident, but
the Grim Reaper is not to be cheated, and the survivors begin to
die off in a series of horrifically gruesome misadventures.
Director David R. Ellis' utterly callous fourth installment in
the franchise amounts to little more than an exercise in
gross-out special effects, with a gratuitous scene of debased
casual sex tacked on for bad measure. Conventional and 3D
formats. Pervasive gory violence, including mutilation, brief
graphic nonmarital sexual activity, a couple of uses of
profanity, and some rough and much crude language. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"The Final Season" (Yari)
Rated "PG"
Low-key but good-hearted sports drama in which a new high school
baseball coach (Sean Astin) tries to extend the winning streak
established by his formidable predecessor (Powers Boothe) even
as his small town's citizens battle over their school's future,
meanwhile romancing a state education official (Rachael Leigh
Cook) and having a positive influence on a troubled team member
(Michael Angarano) who has been sent to live with his
grandparents (James Gammon and Angela Paton) by his widowed,
workaholic father (Tom Arnold). Director David Mickey Evans'
film, based on true events, is as much an examination of
contemporary challenges to small-town America as a celebration
of baseball, and it works competently in both capacities.
Occasional crude and some crass language, underage smoking, and
drug and underage drinking references. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG --
parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable
for children.
"Finding Amanda" (Magnolia)
Rated "R"
Pungent semi-autobiographical black comedy about a floundering,
addictive Los Angeles TV writer (Matthew Broderick) who travels
to Las Vegas to convince his prostitute niece (Brittany Snow) to
enter rehab and to prove to his disaffected wife (Maura Tierney)
that he can resist his gambling compulsion. Writer-director
Peter Tolan's feature directing debut takes on some unlikely
topics for comedy, but a redemptive trajectory keeps the film
from ranking as sheer exploitation. Nongraphic sexual
activity, implied nonmarital sex and cohabitation, rear and
upper female nudity, drug use, prostitution, strong sexual
themes and humor, pervasive rough and crude language, several
uses of profanity and obscene gestures. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Finding
Neverland"
(Miramax)
Rated
“PG”
Beautifully
crafted
and
affecting
--
if
occasionally
somber
--
fictionalized
story
about
the
fondness
of
playwright
J.M.
Barrie
(Johnny
Depp)
for
a
widow
(Kate
Winslet)
and
her
four
young
sons
who
inspire
him
to
write
his
greatest
success,
"Peter
Pan."
Marc
Forster
deftly
captures
the
1903
period
ambience,
and
has
drawn
fine
performances
from
Depp
(in
one
of
his
finest
roles),
Winslet,
Julie
Christie
and
Freddie
Highmore
as
the
boy
who
became
the
inspiration
for
Peter
Pan.
Some
thematic
material
--
marital
discord
and
the
mother's
tragic
illness
--
and
some
mildly
coarse
language.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-II
--
adults
and
adolescents.
"Find Me
Guilty" (Yari)
Rated "R"
Fact-based drama from veteran director Sidney Lumet concerning one of
the longest criminal trials in U.S. history (it lasted 21 months in
1987-88), during which New Jersey's Lucchese family mobster Giacomo
"Jackie Dee" DiNorscio (Vin Diesel in a credible change of pace from his
usual action films) defends himself in court, providing disruption and
comic relief, but also scoring points against dogged prosecuting
attorney Sean Kierney (Linus Roache). Lumet's assured guidance, and some
excellent supporting performances (Roache, Ron Silver, Raul Esparza,
Peter Dinklage) provide some interest but, the historical record aside,
it's difficult to care about the travails of this lowlife wise guy.
Nonstop rough language and crude expressions, instances of profanity,
ethnic slurs, some violence including a shooting, a steamy sexual
encounter, sexual banter and innuendo, drug use. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Fired Up!" (Screen Gems)
Rated "PG-13"
Banal sex comedy in which two philandering high school football
players (Nicholas D'Agosto and Eric Christian Olsen) attend a
mostly female cheerleading camp, racking up conquests till one
falls for the captain of his squad (Sarah Roemer) and the other
for the wife (Molly Sims) of the head coach (John Michael
Higgins). Director Will Gluck's feature debut treats the pursuit
of sexual gratification as just another sport, and most of the
attempts at humor are tasteless as well as flat-footed.
Nongraphic nonmarital and adulterous sexual activity, homosexual
comic elements, brief rear nudity, much sexual humor, underage
drinking, frequent crude and crass language, and a few uses of
profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"Firehouse Dog" (Fox)
Rated "PG"
A pampered Hollywood pooch rescues an inner-city station house from
closure and helps a father and son (Bruce Greenwood and Josh
Hutcherson) bond in this catch-all family comedy, which tries to be
parody, mystery, and action-adventure rolled into one. Director Todd
Holland's too-long-for-the-kids movie has too many plot strands and
some cruder than expected language, toilet humor and innuendo,
although mostly in reference to canines. Mild crass language and
gags, scenes of action peril and one brief instance of physical
violence. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Fireproof" (Goldwyn)
Rated "PG"
Modest but heartwarming drama about a small-town fireman (a fine
Kirk Cameron) who, under the guidance of his born-again father
(Harris Malcom), works to save his seven-year-old marriage,
despite the unyielding obstinacy of his wife (Erin Bethea). The
message -- that a successful marriage is grounded in the
knowledge that God loves us with all our faults -- is the
overriding virtue of co-writers and directors Alex and Stephen
Kendrick's nicely shot, evangelical-flavored film in which the
former "Growing Pains" star is supported by a mostly volunteer
but surprisingly capable cast. Domestic discord, extramarital
flirtation and pornography references. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG --
parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable
for children.
"Firewall"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Tense noirish thriller of upstanding bank security executive (Harrison
Ford), his architect wife (Virginia Madsen), and two young children (Carly
Schroeder and Jimmy Bennett) held hostage by master criminal (Paul
Bettany) and his gang who force the banker to break into the bank's
computer system, which the executive designed, and extract millions.
Director Richard Loncraine maintains a white-knuckle pace throughout,
the performances are good (including Mary Lynn Rajskub as a loyal
secretary), and though the movie may be too protracted for many the
violence is handled with relative discretion, making this a plausible
"Desperate Hours" for the cyberspace age. Some profanity, rough and
crude language, violence, intense suspense and murder. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"The
First
Daughter"
(20th
Century
Fox)
Rated
"PG"
Fluffy
and
formulaic
romantic
comedy
about
a
presidential
daughter
(Katie
Holmes)
trying
to
fit
in
when
she
goes
away
to
college,
whose
attempts
at
a
"normal"
student
life
are
complicated
by
a
knotty
campus
romance.
Though
targeting
'tweeners,
this
lightweight
love
story,
directed
by
Forest
Whitaker,
contains
some
behavior
inappropriate
for
a
PG-rated
movie.
Underaged
drinking
and
implied
sexual
situations,
as
well
as
some
crude
language
and
humor.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"First Sunday" (Screen
Gems)
Rated "PG-13"
Lively ensemble comic drama in which two friends, one (Ice Cube) desperate for
money to keep his ex-girlfriend (Regina Hall) from leaving town with his son (C.J.
Sanders) and the other (Tracy Morgan) in debt to Jamaican gangsters, break into
a church and end up holding hostage the pastor (Chi McBride), his daughter (Malinda
Williams), a deacon (Michael Beach), the church secretary (Loretta Devine), the
choir director (Katt Williams) and various prominent members of the
congregation. Writer-director David E. Talbert's film serves up a serious
message about bad decisions and second chances with more than a dollop of
enjoyable humor. Occasional crude and profane language, pervasive crass
language, some irreverent and sexual humor, implied nonmarital sex and an
obscene gesture. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children
under 13.
"Fish
Without
a
Bicycle"
(Newmark/Echelon)
Rated
"R"
Mostly
unappealing
story
of
L.A.-based
actress
(Jenna
Mattison,
who
also
wrote
and
produced)
and
her
all-important
quest
to
"find
herself,"
as
she
dumps
her
fireman
boyfriend
for
a
self-absorbed
director
(Bryan
Callen),
ignoring
her
decent-guy
acting
partner
(Brian
A.
Green,
who
also
directed),
who
seems
the
ideal
mate
for
her,
while
her
sardonic
best
friend
(Jennifer
Blanc)
suddenly
reveals
a
lesbian
attraction
to
her.
Occasional
flashes
of
wit
and
some
good
supporting
performances
fail
to
balance
the
low-budget
production
values,
gratuitously
frank
sex
talk
and
implied
activity
that
tries
to
outdo
"Sex
and
the
City,"
and
a
leading
lady
with
a
fatal
case
of
the
cutes,
relegating
the
film
squarely
to
the
category
of
a
sappy
vanity
production.
Much
rough
and
profane
language,
sexual
situations,
vulgarity
and
a
questionable
world
view.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
O
--
morally
offensive.
The
Motion
Picture
Association
of
America
rating
is
R
--
restricted.
"Flags of Our Fathers"
(Paramount)
Rated "R"
Compelling World War II drama that tells the story behind the iconic
photograph of six U.S. servicemen raising of the flag on Iwo Jima,
recounting both the battle to capture the Pacific island from the
Japanese and the home-front experiences of the three surviving
flag-raisers (Jesse Bradford, Adam Beach and Ryan Phillippe)
recruited into using their new celebrity to help sell war bonds and
boost national morale. In adapting James Bradley (the son of one of
the men in the photo) and Ron Powers' book, director Clint Eastwood
combines intense battle re-enactments -- horrifying in their realism
-- with outstanding performances to explore themes of heroism and
the power of images to exploit and inspire. Graphic images of
combat violence and gore, as well as recurring rough and crude
language and profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
"Flash of Genius" (Universal)
Rated “PG-13”
Greg Kinnear gives an excellent performance as Robert Kearns,
the real-life
Detroit inventor of the intermittent windshield wiper who, with the
support of his wife (Lauren Graham) and six children,
obsessively persevered in taking Ford Motor Co. to court for the
infringement of his patent. Though director Marc Abraham's
absorbing film is formulaic in its basic structure, with the
"bad guys" too obvious from the get-go and the "quality film"
trappings a bit heavy-handed, the story of an individual
standing up for his rights against impossible odds is
irresistible and beautifully underscores the importance of
family and human dignity.
Some crude words, one instance of the F-word and intermittent
profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of
America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Flawless" (Magnolia)
Rated "PG-13"
Stylish heist film set in 1960 London as an executive (Demi
Moore) in a diamond corporation and the soon-to-be-retired night
cleaning man (Michael Caine) join forces to steal gems from the
firm's high security vault, after she learns she will be
dismissed from her position. Director Michael Radford, working
from a first-time script by Edward Anderson, captures the milieu
of the corporation and the era well and builds taut suspense,
with Moore, Caine and Lambert Wilson as the detective assigned
to investigate the robbery all in top form, while objectionable
elements -- apart from some language and the robbery itself, of
course -- are practically nil. Brief profanity, a single use
of the f-word and some crass language; acceptable for older
teens. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may
be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Flicka" (20th Century Fox)
Rated "PG"
Warmhearted story set in contemporary Wyoming about a strong-willed
teen (Alison Lohman) who, defying her tough but loving dad (Tim
McGraw), determines to tame a spirited wild mustang, ultimately
bringing father and daughter closer together, even as the former
contemplates selling the financially strapped family ranch. In
adapting Mary O'Hara's book, director Michael Mayer makes some
changes but remains faithful in spirit, imparting a sentimental
message about family bonds, youthful ambition, and the passing of
the American West. Minimal mildly crass expressions and some
minor peril involving a marauding mountain lion which may upset very
young viewers. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-I -- general patronage.
"Flightplan"
(Touchstone)
Rated "PG-13"
Smartly crafted Hitchcockian thriller set aboard a jumbo jet en route
from Berlin to New York in which a recently widowed passenger (Jodie
Foster) questions her sanity as she desperately searches for her young
daughter who mysteriously disappeared midflight leaving no trace she was
ever on board. Directed by Robert Schwentke with a top-flight
performance by Foster, the tautly paced nail-biter maintains a high
suspense altitude, though the script experiences increasing turbulence
in its story logic and plausibility leading to a more conventional
action climax.
Several intense sequences, some violence including the
bad guy meeting a fiery end, minimal crude language and profanity. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"The Flight of the
Phoenix" (20th Century Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Underwhelming remake of the 1966 James Stewart action-adventure involving a
cargo plane full of oil-rig workers which crashes off-course in a remote region
of the Gobi desert, leaving the survivors -- including the gruff pilot (Dennis
Quaid, in the Stewart role) and an enigmatic, last-minute passenger (Giovanni
Ribisi) -- without a radio and with dwindling rations. With hope of rescue
fading, the castaways decide to build a makeshift plane from the wreckage, while
battling killer sandstorms, hostile marauding nomads and internecine frictions.
Directed by John Moore, the film boasts some nice desert photography and manages
to take off in the final half-hour, but most of this flight is grounded by bland
performances (Ribisi excluded), corny dialogue and an undernourished script.
Some violence, including a murder and an intense plane crash, an anti-religious
comment and intermittent crude language. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Flipped"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG"
A heartwarming coming-of-age story, based on the Wendelin Van Draanen
novel, that chronicles the relationship of two kids, Juli Baker
(Madeline Carroll) and Bryce Loski (Callan McAuliffe), over a six-year
period. At 7 years old, Juli has "flipped" over Bryce, but her puppy
love is not returned. Amid the ups and downs of their friendship, the
film examines family life in baby boom-era suburbia, challenging
stereotypes and prejudices with a surprisingly strong pro-life message.
As directed by Rob Reiner, everything about "Flipped" feels right and
genuine, with a prevailing atmosphere of innocence and sensitivity,
making this uplifting film probably acceptable for older teens. A
handful of profane and crass expressions and scenes of family discord.
The Catholic News Service classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested.
"Flyboys"
(MGM)
Rated "PG-13"
Truth-inspired World War I action drama about a disparate group of
young Americans (James Franco, Abdul Salis, Philip Winchester and
Tyler Labine) who, before the United States' entry in the war,
volunteer for various reasons with a French air squadron -- the
Lafayette Escadrille -- during the pioneer days of aviation combat
and whose idealism is chilled by their experiences. Directed by Tony
Bill, the film's appealing young cast and impressive aerial dogfight
sequences are wasted on an episodic and overly long script that
never takes off dramatically and lacks well-developed characters. Recurring wartime violence, a scene in a brothel, a suicide, some
sexual innuendo, scattered mildly crude expressions, profanity and
racial slurs. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material
may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Flying Scotsman" (MGM)
Rated "PG-13"
Carefully mining the potential for an underdog sports drama to
uplift and inspire, this is the true story of melancholy cyclist
Graeme Obree (Jonny Lee Miller). Director Douglas Mackinnon uses the
lionhearted athlete's bouts of depression to generate suspense and
avoid an overly formulaic ending, while Obree's friendship with a
Protestant minister (Brian Cox) provides another interesting but not
overplayed dimension to the narrative. Some rough language, a
suicide attempt, implied lovemaking between husband and wife, brief
violence and a crass scene of urination. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
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"Flushed Away" (DreamWorks)
Rated "PG"
Frolicsome computer-animated tale about an urbane pet mouse (voiced
by Hugh Jackman) whose cushy lifestyle is turned topsy-turvy when
he's flushed down a toilet and into the bustling underground world
of London's sewer system where he teams with a spunky rat (Kate
Winslet) to foil the doomsday plot of a frog kingpin (Ian McKellen)
who wants to exterminate the sewers' rodent population. Co-directors
David Bowers and Sam Fell combine zippy animation, a simple but
smartly entertaining script and topnotch voice talent to
delightfully zany effect, while imparting a warm message about the
importance of friendship and family. Some mildly rude humor and
language and cartoon action violence. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
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"Fly Me to the Moon"
(Summit)
Rated "G"
Good-natured animated 3-D children's adventure in which a
thrill-seeking young fly (voice of Trevor Gagnon), inspired by
his grandfather's (voice of Christopher Lloyd) oft-told
exploits, convinces two friends to join him in stowing away on
the 1969 Apollo 11 mission to the moon. Director Ben Stassen's
film provides a painless history lesson via some of those
startling 3-D special effects, though the story line and central
characters are less impressive. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is G -- general
audiences. All ages admitted.
"The Fog"
(Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Schlocky remake of John Carpenter's 1980 horror film about a cursed
island community off Oregon enveloped by a sinister shroud of fog that
brings with it the ghostly crew of an ill-fated ship returning to exact
revenge on the locals (including Tom Welling, Maggie Grace and Selma
Blair) for murderous crimes committed by the town's founding fathers.
Directed by Rupert Wainwright, the new version pretty much follows the
original's soggy B-movie lead, but, despite slicker effects and a bigger
budget, it is mist-ifyingly less suspenseful this time around. Strong
violence and gore, including flaming bodies, and an impaling with shards
of glass, a sexual encounter, horror effects, and minimal crude
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults.
"Fool's Gold" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Sparring treasure hunter (Matthew McConaughey and ex-spouse
(Kate Hudson) join forces with a billionaire (Donald Sutherland)
and his pampered daughter (Alexis Dziena) to seek ancient
treasure in the waters off a Caribbean island before a gangster
(Kevin Hart) and the hunter's former mentor (Ray Winstone) get
to it first. The amiable stars, eye-filling location shooting
and moral wrap-up are pluses, but the routine script co-authored
by director Andy Tennant is generally witless and is bogged down
by exposition, while the action sequences are lively but
unexciting. Some uses of the s-word and brief profanity, a
few crass expressions, moderate action violence, an implied
sexual encounter in an abandoned church, and some light sexual
banter. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may
be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Footloose" (Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
After a night of dirty dancing by five hard-drinking,
drug-taking high school seniors from a small Southern town ends
with a fatal car crash, one victim's father (Dennis Quaid), the
local Presbyterian minister, spearheads legislation to ban
public dancing. But his daughter (Julianne Hough) supports an
underground teen revolt, which gains steam with the arrival from
Boston of a James Dean-like pouting rebel (Kenny Wormald).
Director Craig Brewer's remake of the 1984 film of the same
title retains -- and ramps up -- the problematic message of the
original, namely, that teenagers must disobey their parents,
break all the rules and follow their dreams no matter the
consequences. Negative portrayal of religion; acceptance of
teenage drinking, drug use, sexual activity and reckless
driving; a brutal assault; and a few instances of crude and
crass language. The Catholic News Service classification is O --
morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may
be inappropriate for children under 13.
"For Colored Girls" (Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
Ensemble drama that shuttles among the lives of nine
African-American women, most prominently a successful but
emotionally isolated business executive (Janet Jackson), her
harried assistant (Kimberly Elise) and a lovelorn nurse (Loretta
Devine). Their personal lives are in disarray because of various
problems -- ranging from unfaithfulness to alcoholism -- of the
men in their lives (respectively, Omari Hardwick, Michael Ealy
and Richard Lawson). Adapted by writer-director Tyler Perry from
Ntozake Shange's 1974 play, "For Colored Girls Who Have
Considered Suicide/When the Rainbow Is Enuf," this downbeat
exploration of societal ills is studded with verbally
impressive, but sometimes dramatically distancing poetic set
pieces. As various characters endure rape, abuse and betrayal,
however, the feminist script takes for granted behavior quite at
odds with Judeo-Christian sexual ethics, while the sole source
of hope it holds out lies in the discovery of the
"God-within-myself" and female solidarity. A graphic rape, a
scene of abortion, nonexplicit nonmarital sexual activity,
fleeting rear and obscured full male nudity, incest, sex abuse
and homosexuality themes, about a dozen rough terms, frequent
crude and crass language. The Catholic News Service
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The Forbidden Kingdom" (Casey Silver/Relativity/Huayi Brothers/ Weinstein/ Lionsgate)
Rated "PG-13"
Glossy kung fu fantasy in which a teenage martial-arts film fan (Michael
Angarano) is transported to ancient China where he embarks on a quest to
return a magical staff to the Monkey King (Jet Li) so that he can
continue his age-old struggle against the evil Jade War Lord (Collin
Chou), assisted along the way by a tippling poet (Jackie Chan), a
reticent monk (also Li) and a girl (Liu Yifei) out to avenge the
tyrant's murder of her parents. Director Rob Minkoff's saga features
impressive action sequences and special effects, but only passable humor
and virtually no emotional depth. Crass scene of urination, two uses of
the s-word, occasional crass language and vulgar expressions, one
profanity, and fantasy violence. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned.
Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Forever Strong" (Crane)
Rated "PG-13"
A reckless teenage rugby player (Sean Faris), whose team is
coached by his overbearing father (Neal McDonough), is jailed
for drunk driving, but the warden (Sean Astin) offers him early
release if he plays for a rival trainer (Gary Cole) who holds
his athletes to unusually exacting standards on and off the
field. In between scenes of arduous play, director Ryan Little's
fact-based coming-of-age tale offers an uplifting study in true
maturity, self-possessed masculinity and dedicated
sportsmanship. Underage drinking, drug use, mild innuendo and
a few vulgar gestures. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Forgetting Sarah Marshall"
(Universal)
Rated "R"
Romantic comedy -- by turns touching and funny but also frequently
vulgar -- about a TV composer (very appealing Jason Segel who also wrote
the often perceptive script) who, dumped by his actress girlfriend
(Kristen Bell), travels to Hawaii to nurse his wounds, only to find his
ex there with her new boyfriend, a British rock star (Russell Brand),
while he falls for the hotel's empathetic receptionist (Mila Kunis).
Take out the raunchy elements from first-time director Nicholas
Stoller's film, and there's a surprisingly sensitive story that makes
intelligent points about relationships, and even in some respects a
moral underpinning, but the objectionable elements (characteristic of
the Judd Apatow brand of R-rated comedy) are too pervasive to ignore.
Sexual encounters, some aberrant, with partial nudity, full-frontal
male-nudity sight gag, frank sexual talk, nonmarital situations, much
rough language including irreverent remarks, and comic violence. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The
Forgotten"
(Revolution
Studios)
Rated
"PG-13"
Absorbing,
if
not
quite
top-drawer,
thriller
about
a
mother
(Julianne
Moore)
grieving
for
the
son
killed
in
a
plane
crash,
who
is
told
that
the
boy
never
existed
in
the
first
place,
prompting
her
to
join
forces
with
a
retired
hockey
player
(Dominic
West),
whose
daughter
allegedly
perished
with
her
son,
and
solve
the
mystery.
Good
performances,
some
genuine
chills
and
tight
--
if
formulaic
--
direction
by
Joseph
Ruben
in
the
Shyamalan
mode.
Some
rough
language
and
profanity,
and
a
few
intensely
jolting
moments.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
-
-
adults.
"The Fountain" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Love story weaving together three interrelated tales set in the
past, present and far future, with the couples in each ably played
by Hugh Jackman and Rachel Weisz: a medical researcher racing to
find a cure to save his terminally ill wife; the characters in a
novel she's writing about a 16th-century conquistador questing after
the fabled Fountain of Youth for his lover, the queen of Spain; and
the same scientist, who hasn't aged a bit, traveling to a distant
star in the 26th century, still searching for the secret of eternal
life. Written and directed by Darren Aronofsky, the script is by
turns poignant and confusing but the visuals are striking and the
film's unifying themes of love and mortality provide for some
thoughtful reflection on the way death helps delineate our humanity
and give our lives meaning. Some violence, a suggested marital
sexual encounter, a bloody scene of self-mortification, brief
torture images and an instance of rough language. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Four
Christmases" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Routine comedy in which an airport shutdown ruins an unmarried
couple's (Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon) usual Christmas
getaway, forcing them instead to spend the holiday visiting each
of their divorced parents (Robert Duvall, Mary Steenburgen,
Sissy Spacek and Jon Voight). Despite the innovative casting of
dramatic actors in comic roles, documentarian Seth Gordon's
first fictional offering, which takes many a crude detour on the
way to its muted affirmation of emotional maturity and
commitment, boasts a few clever exchanges between its leads, but
little else. Brief nongraphic, nonmarital sexual activity,
cohabitation, much sexual humor, some crude and crass language,
and a contraception reference. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"The
40-Year-Old Virgin" (Universal)
Rated "R"
Relentlessly vulgar story of shy electronics store clerk (likeable Steve
Carell, who, alas, co-wrote the execrable screenplay) whose rowdy
co-workers (Paul Rudd, Romany Malco and Seth Rogen) set out to help him,
finally, lose his virginity, and he falls in love with a single mother
(Catherine Keener) who works across the street. Director and co-writer
Judd Apatow's film has many good ingredients, including an appealing
cast and classic comic setup, but the nonstop expletives and raunchy
sexual talk and situations make for an embarrassingly tasteless two
hours, unredeemed even by its morally sound ending. Profanity, rough
and crude language, racial epithets, rear and partial nudity, heavy
sexual content including strongly permissive view of premarital sex,
condom use, characters displaying demeaning view of women, crass gay and
bathroom humor, drug use and drinking. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"The Fourth Kind"
(Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Supposedly fact-based thriller about a recently widowed Alaska
psychologist (Milla Jovovich) who becomes convinced that several
patients she has been treating for a sleep disorder are in fact
victims of alien abduction, and that the malevolent
interplanetary visitors also killed her husband, though the
local sheriff (Will Patton) and a colleague (Elias Koteas) she
consults remain skeptical. The occasional jolt aside,
writer-director Olatunde Osunsanmi's pseudo-dramatization, which
intersperses "actual" video and audio of the case with alleged
re-enactments, is slow-moving and largely ineffective, though
the script's fleeting, potentially troublesome foray into
theology is at least partially set right by the main character's
explicitly Christian faith. Some violence, including a short
scene of gory murder, brief nongraphic marital lovemaking, a
half-dozen uses of profanity and a few crude terms. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. Motion Picture Association of America rating, PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate
for children under 13.
"Fracture" (New Line)
Rated "R"
Generally effective mystery thriller about a wealthy man (Anthony
Hopkins) who shoots his unfaithful wife and afterward baits the
career-minded young prosecuting attorney (Ryan Gosling) who can't
nail him unless the murder weapon is found. Director Gregory
Hoblit's detached style and the stylishly cold production design
prove a bit distancing, but the protagonists are compelling, the
mostly literate script tries hard to avoid the predictable, and
several ethical issues (satisfactorily resolved) add further texture
to the whole. Brief shots of the shooting, suicide, murder, rough
language and vulgar expressions and profanity, innuendo, adultery
and implied premarital encounters. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Friday the 13th" (New
Line/Paramount)
Rated "R"
Searching for his missing sister (Amanda Righetti), who
disappeared after trespassing on the turf of masked maniac Jason
Voorhees (Derek Mears), a young man (Jared Padalecki) becomes
one of the slasher's many targets himself, along with the
college student (Danielle Panabaker) who's helping him hunt.
Director Marcus Nispel's gruesome revival follows the
franchise's usual crass recipe: a melange of sadistic murder,
casual teen sexuality, gratuitous nudity and a dash of drug use. Frequent gory violence, torture, graphic nonmarital sexual
activity, upper female and rear nudity, brief pornographic
imagery, marijuana use, pervasive rough and crude language, half
a dozen uses of profanity, and sexual humor and references. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O --
morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent
or adult guardian.
"1408" (MGM/Dimension)
Rated "PG-13"
Adaptation of a Stephen King short story has Mike Enslin
(John Cusack), the writer of guides to occult phenomena,
spending a genuinely frightening night in a haunted
Manhattan hotel room during which he must confront a
past tragedy and his skepticism about God, the afterlife
and anything remotely otherworldly. Swedish director
Mikael Hafstrom assaults the senses with a barrage of
well-executed special effects, but this elaborate,
discomfiting ghost tale -- part horror story and part
supernatural thriller -- exploits the suffering of a
child and ultimately undercuts itself with too many
twists. Countless violent and morbid images and
references, including many to suicide, frequent crude
and profane language, and some sexual references. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned.
Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"Four
Brothers" (Paramount)
Rated "R"
Excessively violent revenge drama directed by John Singleton about four
street toughs -- two white (Mark Wahlberg and Garrett Hedlund) and two
black (Andre Benjamin and Tyrese Gibson) -- raised as foster brothers
who return home to Detroit to avenge the brutal murder of their saintly
adoptive mother. Despite believable performances and chemistry, the
quartet is wholly unsympathetic (save for Benjamin) and their thuggish
eye-for-an-eye tactics have little to do with true justice and undermine
the shaky narrative's emotional drama. Recurring strong violence and
gore, vengeful killings, vigilantism, a sexual encounter, some crass
sexual humor, fleeting rear shower nudity, pervasive raw language and
profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O
-- morally offensive.
"Fred Claus"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG"
Generally funny yet bittersweet tale of a sad-sack Chicago repo man
(Vince Vaughn) who travels to the North Pole to help his younger, more
popular brother, St. Nicholas (Paul Giamatti), at Christmas, while a
devious efficiency expert (Kevin Spacey) threatens to shut down the
elves' toy factory. Underneath the laughs, Dan Fogelman's script is a
surprisingly resonant take on sibling rivalry, with lots of
heart-tugging sentiment, and solid messages about family, self-esteem,
forgiveness and ultimately redemption. Under David Dobkin's deft
direction, there's sharp work by the leads and the classy supporting
cast (Miranda Richardson, Rachel Weisz, Kathy Bates and John Michael
Higgins). Mild innuendo, an implied premarital living arrangement, a
suggestive costume, and some crass humor and expressions. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG --
parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for
children.
"Freedomland"
(Columbia)
Rated "R"
Overheated and grim melodrama about an emotionally fragile woman
(Julianne Moore) who says she was carjacked near a predominantly black
housing project, with her assailant taking off in the car with her son
in the back seat, and the police detective (Samuel L. Jackson) who
attempts to uncover the truth while keeping racial tensions at bay. Joe
Roth's film, based on Richard Price's bestseller, is finely acted by its
two leads and by Edie Falco as the head of a missing-children advocacy
group, but despite a worthy premise, a redemptive ending, and a central
character imbued with a strong faith the movie is undermined by plot
contrivances. Much profanity and rough language, racial epithets,
riot violence, some blood, drug references, an intense emotional
breakdown, an unwed mother, adultery, domestic and child abuse, a fall
from a window. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling.
"Freedom Writers" (Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Classroom drama about the efforts of an idealistic, novice high
school English teacher (Hilary Swank) to transform a racially
divided class of troubled teens into model students by inspiring
them to believe in themselves and break the cycle of gang violence
in which they feel trapped. As a way of empowering them, she has
them record their personal stories, experiences and feelings in
journals, which they eventually get published. Director Richard
LaGravenese overcomes a predictable and, at times, message-heavy
script with emotionally powerful performances by the young ensemble
and redemptive themes of self-worth, the efficacy of education and
empathy to overcome intolerance, and the ability of one person to
make a difference. Some graphic violence, including shootings,
beatings and brief but disturbing images of domestic abuse, a
divorce subplot, one instance of the f-word, recurring crude
language and a few racial slurs, limiting its appropriateness to
older adolescents and up. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Freshman Orientation"
(Regent)
Rated "R"
Confusion, if not hilarity, ensues when a college freshman (Sam
Huntington) poses as gay in order to befriend a sorority pledge
(Kaitlin Doubleday) and win her away from her
frat-brother-ex-boyfriend (Bryce Johnson); along the way, he's
instructed in gay culture by a local bartender (John Goodman),
nearly exposed by an ex-girlfriend (Marla Sokoloff), and gains
the unsought affection of his roommate (Mike Erwin).
Writer-director Ryan Shiraki's comic venture, a tale of sexual
anarchy, suffers from a heavy-handed script and is more glum
than amusing. Extensive sexual activity, rear and upper
female nudity, brief pornographic imagery, a suicide and
pervasive rough, crude and crass language. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Friday
Night
Lights"
(Universal)
Rated
"PG-13"
Hard-hitting
drama
about
a
season
in
the
life
of
a
small-town
high
school
football
team
(coached
by
Billy
Bob
Thornton)
as
it
struggles
to
make
it
to
the
Texas
state
championship.
Based
on
the
nonfiction
best
seller
by
H.G.
Bissinger
and
directed
by
Peter
Berg,
the
film
is
an
engrossing,
at
times
unsettling,
portrait
of
the
lives
and
fragile
dreams
of
young
athletes
which
exposes
the
unhealthy
pressure-cooker
environment
where
teenagers
are
asked
to
shoulder
the
expectations
of
an
entire
community.
Much
football
violence,
some
underage
drinking,
two
sexual
situations,
one
with
partial
nudity,
an
abusive
father-son
relationship
and
some
crude
language.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"Friends
With Benefits" (Screen Gems)
Rated "R"
Frustrated with the urban dating scene, a New York
headhunter (Mila Kunis) and the formerly L.A.-based art director
(Justin Timberlake) she recently recruited for a job in Gotham,
form a pact to maintain their newfound friendship while also
sharing commitment-free, emotionally uninvolved sex. Neither
friendly nor beneficial, director and co-writer Will Gluck's
thoroughly unromantic romantic comedy features excessively
detailed bedroom scenes, a frivolous view of human sexuality and
dialogue replete with obscenities. Strong sexual content
including graphic nonmarital sexual activity, rear nudity,
pervasive sexual and some irreverent humor, relentless rough and
crude language. The Catholic News Service classification is O --
morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America is
R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Friends
With Money" (Sony Classics) *
Rated "R"
Perceptive comedy-drama set in Los Angeles about three couples
(Catherine Keener and Jason Isaacs, Frances McDormand and Simon McBurney,
Joan Cusack and Greg Germann) and their single underachieving friend (a
particularly fine Jennifer Aniston) who serves as a catalyst for the
women to rethink their own relationships and priorities. Director-writer
Nicole Holofcener skillfully balances the various plotlines, painting an
accurate view of contemporary society as she explores the themes of
marriage, career, relationships, self-esteem, mortality, facing life's
realities and yes, money. Pervasive conversational rough and crude
language and expressions, some profanity, a permissive view of
premarital sex, implied off-color sexual activity, a running gag about a
character's presumed homosexual orientation and a marital breakup. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"Fright Night" (Disney)
Rated "R"
A Las Vegas-area teen (Anton Yelchin) suspects his new neighbor
(Colin Farrell) is a vampire responsible for the sudden
disappearance of his boyhood best friend (Christopher Mintz-Plasse). So he seeks the aid of an occult-obsessed
illusionist (David Tennant) as he tries to protect his mom (Toni
Collette) and girlfriend (Imogen Poots) from the toothy
predator. Initially restrained bloodletting gives way to gore
galore in director Craig Gillespie's nocturnal remake of a 1985
horror-comedy mix while Marti Noxon's script is peppered with
obscenities throughout. Excessive graphic violence, a benign
view of teen sexual activity, brief rear nudity, several uses of
profanity, pervasive rough and crude language. The Catholic News
Service classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion
Picture Association of America is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"From Paris With Love" (Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
A Paris-based American diplomat and low-level CIA agent
(Jonathan Rhys Meyers) yearns to be a real spy but finds himself
bewildered when assigned to partner a trigger-happy visiting
operative (John Travolta) whose wild pursuit of drug dealers and
terrorists sees the pair cutting a bloody swath through the
French capital's criminal underworld while the novice's
prolonged absence from home causes friction with his live-in
Gallic girlfriend (Kasia Smutniak). As directed by Pierre Morel,
the proceedings are occasionally amusing but far more often
gleefully violent, with Adi Hasak's F-word heavy script
glamorizing the mayhem and winking at the Travolta character's
tawdry encounter with a streetwalker. Constant, sometimes
bloody action violence, offscreen sexual activity with a
prostitute, cohabitation, drug use, a couple of profanities,
pervasive rough and much crude language. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Frost/Nixon"
(Universal)
Rated "R"
Successful expansion of Broadway and London stage hit about
the genesis of talk-show host David Frost's (Michael Sheen)
historic TV talks with disgraced former U.S. President
Richard Nixon (Frank Langella) in 1977. Director Ron Howard
and writer Peter Morgan build a good deal of suspense into
Frost landing the interview and then getting Nixon publicly
to admit for the first time his wrongdoing in the Watergate
break-in scandal, with the stars giving pitch perfect
performances. Some conversational rough language, brief
profanity, and crude expressions, implied nonmarital
relationship, fleeting rear nudity. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults,
though acceptable for older teens. Motion Picture
Association of America rating, R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Frozen River" (Sony
Classics)
Rated "R"
Two cash-strapped women in upstate New York -- one (Misty Upham)
a widowed Mohawk, the other (Melissa Leo) a white working-class
mother of two sons (Charlie McDermott and James Reilly)
abandoned by her gambling-addicted husband -- are driven to
smuggle undocumented aliens from Canada across the ice-bound St.
Lawrence River into the United States for pay. Writer-director
Courtney Hunt's somber, understated but dramatically effective
feature debut is an unflinching study of hard times, racial
divisions, the plight of migrants and the lure of fast money,
though it also ultimately celebrates barrier-transcending
friendship, rediscovered decency and quiet, self sacrificing
heroism. Human trafficking theme, some rough and crude
language, and a brief strip club scene without nudity. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Fugitive Pieces"
(Samuel Goldwyn)
Rated "R"
Quietly reflective and affecting story about a
small Jewish boy (Robbie Kay) in Poland,
separated from his family during the Holocaust,
who is adopted by a gentle Greek archaeologist (Rade
Sherbedgia), and how the events of those years
mold his adulthood as a writer in Canada (where
he's played by Stephen Dillane) and his
relationships (with Rosamund Pike and Ayelet
Zurer). Directed with a measured pace by Jeremy
Podeswa, who also wrote the adaptation of Anne
Michaels' 1996 novel, the film is especially
touching in the tender scenes with Sherbedgia
and young Kay who morphs seamlessly into the
excellent Dillane, who beautifully conveys how
his character comes to terms with the ghosts and
guilt of the past. Some nonmarital sexuality
with partial and rear nudity, a shooting death,
and other brief nongraphic violence, a suicide
reference and a couple of mild expletives. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"Fun With Dick and Jane" (Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Middling remake of the 1977
George Segal-Jane Fonda comedy about an affluent suburban couple who
fall on hard times when they lose their jobs, and after failing to land
something else turn to robbery in desperation. Director Dean Parisot's
version starts out promisingly, but turns sour and unfunny, despite the
skill of its two accomplished stars, while the basic premise, a satire
on the American dream and corporate greed, is unconvincing from a
dramatic, as much as a moral, standpoint. Some rough and crude
language and profanity, brief bedroom encounters between husband and
wife, some crude humor and innuendo, mild irreverence. he USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Funny Games"
(Warner Independent)
Rated "R"
Bleak, horrifying thriller about a vacationing
couple (Naomi Watts and Tim Roth) and their
young son (Devon Gearhart) whose summer house is
invaded by two sadistic young men (Michael Pitt
and Brady Corbet) who hold them hostage and
threaten to kill them. Director Michael Haneke's
shot-by-shot remake of his 1997 German film is
purportedly a critique of violence and the
media, but despite excellent performances,
Haneke's undeniable craftsmanship, and most of
the appalling violence occurring off-camera,
many will find the unrelenting brutality
unbearably disturbing, no matter what the
intended social commentary. Extreme violence
including torture and murder, blood, some crude
language and profanity, skimpy female attire and
a drug reference. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content
many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"Funny People" (Universal)
Rated "R"
Told he has only a short time to live, a successful but isolated
Hollywood comedian (a pitch-perfect Adam Sandler) hires a
struggling comedy novice (Seth Rogen) as his assistant and
sidekick, but their budding friendship is threatened by the
protege's disapproval of his mentor's potentially destructive
reunion with a now-married ex-girlfriend (Leslie Mann). Under a
thick crust of raunchy humor and ostensibly misguided sexual
attitudes, mature viewers willing to endure a barrage of
vulgarity may discern a moving affirmation of moral courage,
marital fidelity and the pursuit, however halting, of a
meaningful, committed life in writer-director Judd Apatow's
overlong but generally effective seriocomic tale. Brief
graphic nonmarital sexual activity, adultery, upper female
nudity, pervasive rough and crude language, and a half-dozen
uses of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under
17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus"
(Picturehouse)
Rated "R"
Cinematically inventive fictional take on photographer Diane Arbus
(a luminous Nicole Kidman), circa 1958, on the verge of
transformation from being her photographer husband's (Ty Burrell)
stylist and becoming a trendsetting pictorial chronicler of societal
pariahs and those with physical abnormalities. The catalyst for her
transformation is her upstairs neighbor (Robert Downey Jr.), a
mysterious figure covered with voluminous hair from head to toe, who
unleashes her inhibitions and her artistic vision, and with whom she
enters into a mostly platonic, but sensually charged, relationship.
Director Steven Shainberg uses elements of "Beauty and the Beast"
and "Alice in Wonderland" for this absorbing allegory which, if
viewed in that light, tempers some of the undeniably problematic
elements which will severely limit its appeal to Catholic audiences,
and necessitate the restrictive classification. Full-frontal
nudity, a sexual encounter along with several highly suggestive if nongraphic encounters, adultery, suicide, some instances of
profanity, rough language and crude expressions, mortuary image of
dead woman, alcohol and fleeting drug use. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Furry Vengeance" (Summit)
Rated "PG"
Painfully flat comedy in which a Chicago-based construction
supervisor (Brendan Fraser) moves to the Oregon woods to oversee
a new housing development but finds his work stymied by a
mischievous conspiracy of the forest creatures whose habitat the
supposedly eco-friendly development will displace, leading to
complications with his scheming boss (Ken Jeong) and his
unwillingly uprooted wife (Brooke Shields) and son (Matt Prokop).
Director Roger Kumble's frequently distasteful romp registers as
more juvenile than sprightly, while its underlying themes of
respect for nature and the priority of family life over career
advancement, though honorable, are driven home far too
ham-handedly. Much scatological humor and some comic
violence. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
G
"G"
(Andrew Lauren Productions)
Rated "R"
Tepid updating of F. Scott Fitzgerald's "The Great Gatsby," set amid the
affluence of the Hamptons on Long Island, N.Y., about a tormented
hip-hop mogul (Richard T. Jones) still passionately in love with the
woman (Chenoa Maxwell) who left him 10 years earlier and who is now the
unhappily married trophy wife of an unfaithful Wall Street executive
(Blair Underwood). Despite a solid performance by Jones, the
low-budget film is weighed down by a flat, melodramatic script riddled
with decidedly un-"G"-rated dialogue. An adulterous sexual encounter,
brief violence and pervasive rough and sexually crude language. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"G-Force" (Disney)
Rated "PG"
3-D fantasy adventure, combining live action and animation, in
which a team of three guinea pigs (voices of Sam Rockwell, Tracy
Morgan and Penelope Cruz) and a mole (voice of Nicolas Cage),
all trained and equipped as government agents by an innovative
scientist (Zach Galifianakis), work to foil the plans of a
sinister industrialist (Bill Nighy) bent on world domination. As
directed by Hoyt H. Yeatman Jr., this exuberant, at times
spectacular, rodent romp portrays the crime-fighting team, which
eventually includes an enthusiastic but inept pet-store guinea
pig (voice of Jon Favreau), as an improvised family, sustained
by cooperation, self-sacrifice and forgiveness; these are
positive lessons for all but the most impressionable viewers,
who might be frightened by repeated scenes of peril. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general
patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be
suitable for children.
"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"
(Paramount/Spyglass)
Rated "PG-13"
Futuristic combat fantasy in which two soldier buddies (Channing
Tatum and Marlon Wayans) join an elite international force (led
by Dennis Quaid) to thwart an evil arms dealer (Christopher
Eccleston) bent on world domination. Special effects are
expensive and the lives of the extras are cheap in director
Stephen Sommers' slick but uninvolving action excursion,
developed from a line of Hasbro toys. Pervasive action
violence, brief gore, at least two uses of profanity and about a
dozen crude or crass terms. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Game 6"
(Serenade)
Rated "R"
A dreary day in the life of a philandering Broadway playwright (Michael
Keaton) as his latest play is set to open shows him juggling his
apprehensions about the play's reception by a notorious drama critic
(Robert Downey Jr.) and hopes that his favorite team, the Red Sox, might
finally win the World Series in 1986. Director Michael Hoffman's
adaptation of a screenplay by novelist Don DeLillo has a decent cast
(including Griffin Dunne, Catherine O'Hara, Bebe Neuwirth, Roger Rees,
Lillias White and Harris Yulin), but feels hollow from start to finish,
the New York theater milieu ringing particularly false, and the
redemptive ending fails to balance the preceding 83 minutes of tedium. A few instances of profanity, rough and crude language, two
nongraphic sexual encounters, one with rear and upper female nudity,
premarital sexual encounters, sexual discussions, and a violent brawl.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"The Game Plan" (Disney)
Rated "PG"
Endearing, though slightly implausible story of an egotistical
football star (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, proving a surprisingly
congenial comic) whose party-oriented lifestyle is disrupted by
the arrival on his doorstep of the 7-year-old daughter he never
knew he had (remarkably self-assured Madison Pettis). This event
complicates his pursuit of the championship and his relationship
with his agent (Kyra Sedgwick), as well as with some of his
teammates and friends (Morris Chestnut, Hayes MacArthur and
Brian White), but may also lead to romance with his daughter's
no-nonsense ballet teacher (Roselyn Sanchez). Director Andy
Fickman's film has great appeal for kids, though parents may be
grateful for the presence of Sedgwick, whose tart character
helps to keep the sweetness level from inducing diabetes. One
instance of scatological humor and two mildly crass words may
combine with scenes of a lost child and an allergic reaction to
preclude very young children. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental
guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for
children.
"Gamer" (Lionsgate/Lakeshore)
Rated "R"
Brutal futuristic gladiator tale in which a wrongly convicted
death-row inmate (Gerard Butler), who has been bioengineered for
remote control, battles to stay alive and eventually win his
freedom under the online direction of a rich teen (Logan Lerman)
in a combat game developed by an evil genius (Michael C. Hall).
Co-writers and directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor's
dystopian mishmash also samples the mastermind's other game
where players use similarly altered people to act out their
sexual fantasies. Constant action violence, much of it gory,
mutilation, brief graphic aberrant sexual activity, upper female
and rear nudity, a few uses of profanity, and much rough and
crude language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Garden State"
(Fox Searchlight)
Rated "R"
- "Garden State" is an offbeat comedy about
a struggling, emotionally autistic L.A. actor
(Zach Braff) deadpanning it in a lithium-induced
daze, who returns to his New Jersey home after 10
years in order to attend his mother's funeral.Through a series of
chance encounters with old slacker friends and an
eccentric girl (Natalie Portman), he begins to
reclaim his life, including his estranged
relationship with his father (Ian Holm). Well written and acted,
the visually quirky film (Braff's directorial
debut) offers witty observations on family, loss
and America's fascination with pharmaceutical
solutions to life's problems. However, the movie's
hope-affirming message is weighed down by its
catatonic talkiness. Because of recurring drug
content, sexual encounters with partial nudity,
and some rough and crude language and humor, the
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
"Garfield:
A Tale of Two Kitties" (20th Century Fox)
Rated "PG"
Trivial, if innocuously entertaining, sequel to the 2004 comedy based on
the Jim Davis comic strip, in which the wisecracking, lazy orange
housecat (once again computer animated and lethargically voiced by Bill
Murray) travels to England, where he inadvertently switches places with
a pampered blueblood feline (voiced by Tim Curry) who has just inherited
a castle, finding himself in the cross hairs of the estate's
kitty-hating, next-in-line human heir (Billy Connolly) while enjoying
the royal treatment from the manor's barnyard staff of talking animals
(voiced by the likes of Bob Hoskins, Vinnie Jones and Rhys Ifans).
Directed by Tim Hill, the follow-up improves on the first, but the bland
script once again relies heavily on the kind of screwball sight gags and
slapstick that the kiddies may find amusing, but -- even at a mere 75
minutes -- may induce accompanying adults to take a catnap. Some mildly
crude humor. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-I -- general patronage.
"Georgia Rule"
(Universal)
Rated "R"
Uneven drama (with some comic moments) about a San
Francisco mother (Felicity Huffman) who leaves her deeply troubled
17-year-old daughter (an impressive Lindsay Lohan) in the care of a
stern but loving, God-fearing grandmother (Jane Fonda) in small-town
Idaho. Director Garry Marshall's glossy soap opera is well acted,
and ultimately delivers a pro-family message, along with other
positive themes of intergenerational bonding and forgiveness, but
the formulaic plot, insufficiently defined characters and tawdry
elements like the granddaughter's blatant sexuality and gutter
language, a major sexual abuse theme, and patronizing view of the
pious Mormon townspeople are detriments. Strong sexual material,
though no nudity, implied underage encounters, innuendo, rough and
crude language and profanity, domestic violence, blackmail, heavy
alcohol use and drug references. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Get Him to the Greek"
(Universal)
Rated "R"
Raucous, frequently coarse comedy in which a timid young record
company executive (Jonah Hill) is tasked by his hard-bitten boss
(Sean Combs) with escorting a hedonistic British rock star
(Russell Brand) from London to the titular Los Angeles theater
for a comeback concert, a journey that coincides with, and
aggravates, a break with his live-in girlfriend (Elisabeth
Moss). Like his 2008 debut, "Forgetting Sarah Marshall," in
which Brand's character first appeared, writer-director Nicholas
Stoller's tale of an unlikely friendship features a few touching
moments and some positive underlying values, but these elements
are ultimately eclipsed by obscenity-laden dialogue and
debauched, sometimes perverse behavior. Brief graphic
nonmarital sexual activity, scenes of aberrant sexuality,
cohabitation, drug use, some gruesome images, upper female and
rear nudity, much sexual humor, a couple of uses of profanity,
pervasive rough and crude language. The Catholic News Service
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Get Rich
or Die Tryin" (Paramount)
Rated "R"
Disagreeable inner-city drama loosely inspired by
the experiences of rap artist Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson, which follows a
street thug and aspiring rapper (Jackson) orphaned as a child, who
becomes a drug dealer, serves time in prison, survives a near-fatal
shooting and eventually turns his life around, quitting crime to pursue
his dream of hip-hop stardom. With the film's contrived plot and
unsympathetic protagonist, director Jim Sheridan walks a thin line
between fashioning a tale of redemption and glorifying the violent "gangsta"
lifestyle. Recurring strong violence, including brutal shootings,
stabbings, beatings, a bloody scene of implied torture, drug content,
sexual situations with partial nudity, a shower scene with rear and
fleeting frontal nudity, as well as excessive rough and sexually
explicit language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Get Smart"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Good-natured update of 1960s TV series with secret agent
Maxwell Smart (a perfectly cast Steve Carell),
alternately bungling and clever, and his partner, Agent
99 (Anne Hathaway), dispatched to Russia by their chief
(Alan Arkin) to battle the evil KAOS crime syndicate
boss (Terence Stamp). Director Peter Segal deftly
balances action, comedy and sentiment, with quite a few
pearly moments, but though the action sequences are
never gory or the comedy gross or mean-spirited, the
elements listed below are arguably still strong enough
to preclude the youngest viewers. Much comic action
violence including killings, light sexual references and
innuendo, some crude language and crass expressions, a
vulgar gesture and brief rear-male nudity; acceptable
for older teens. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Ghosts of
Girlfriends Past" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
A heartless womanizing bachelor (Matthew McConaughey) is
visited by the ghosts of his playboy uncle (Michael Douglas)
and those of his jilted girlfriends (Emma Stone, Noureen
DeWulf and Olga Maliouk) on the eve of the wedding of his
brother (Breckin Meyer), and he comes to realize the depth
of his feelings for his childhood sweetheart (Jennifer
Garner). Though there's ultimately a wonderfully redemptive
outcome and a strong affirmation of marriage and fidelity,
along with a couple of superlative scenes for McConaughey,
director Mark Waters' "A Christmas Carol" retread is marred
by far too much crude and smutty humor before getting there.
Crass sexual talk and innuendo, some crude language and
fleeting profanity, premarital sexual situations and a drug
reference. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Ghost
Rider" (Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Lightweight supernatural action adventure based on the Marvel
Comics' character about a motorcycle daredevil, Johnny Blaze
(Nicolas Cage), who makes a deal with the devil (Peter Fonda) and is
cursed with having to serve as his "bounty hunter" -- transforming
into a flaming skeletal biker astride a fiery chopper by night -- to
escape damnation by stopping a renegade fallen angel (Wes Bentley)
from unleashing hell on earth. Despite a dumb script and risible
theology, the film never takes itself too seriously, and Cage's
campy but committed performance is laced with enough humor to make
the hokey ride sufficiently diverting B-movie fare. Some parents may
find the demonic elements problematic, but it's little more than a
comic book retelling of "Faust," and while of greater concern that
vengeance, not justice, is meted out by Blaze, love is ultimately
shown to be stronger than evil, with a recurring theme of redemption
and second chances. Stylized violence, some horror images, a
vulgar gesture, scattered crude language and a couple of instances
of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
"Ghost Town"
(DreamWorks/Spyglass)
Rated "PG-13"
Bittersweet romantic comedy set in New York in which a
misanthropic dentist (Ricky Gervais) finds he has acquired the
ability to see ghosts after he is clinically dead for seven
minutes during a routine medical procedure and is persuaded by
the spirit of a recently deceased husband (Greg Kinnear) to
break up the engagement of his widow (Tea Leoni), falling for
her himself. A melancholy tone pervades director and co-writer
David Koepp's cross between "A Christmas Carol" and "Topper,"
but the laughs are there, along with an overriding message about
living life in service to others, and ultimately "letting go" of
our deceased loved ones. Some rough language and brief
profanity, sexual humor, partial male nudity and drug
references; acceptable for older teens. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"The
Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" (Columbia)
Rated "R"
This piercingly violent and sordid crime thriller, based on
the first book in Swedish writer Stieg Larsson's "Millennium
Trilogy," follows a journalist (Daniel Craig) and a talented
computer hacker (Rooney Mara) as they investigate a wealthy
clan's role in the murder of a female member of the family 40
years prior. Director David Fincher's unflinching adaptation is
faithful to the often disturbing source material, which includes
scenes of heinous physical abuse. Although skillfully -- if
exhaustingly -- executed, his film portrays a world seemingly
devoid of moral coordinates. The transgressions endured by the
title character, and the choices she makes in response, both
undermine her quest for justice and render the proceedings
inappropriate for all. Excessively graphic violence,
including rape, torture and maiming; images of women
sadistically murdered; antireligious undertones; strong sexual
content, including explicit lesbian and nonmarital encounters
and frequent nudity; and much crude and crass language. The
Catholic News Service classification is O -- morally offensive.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Glee The 3D Concert Movie" (Fox)
Rated "PG"
The popular television show "Glee" leaps to the big screen with
a documentary-style look at its ensemble's live-performance
concert tour. On the surface, this appears to be innocent
karaoke, with fresh-faced "teens" (most, in reality, well past
high school age) expressing their inner angst and searching for
acceptance by singing cover versions of popular songs. But the
showcasing of dedicated fans, called "Gleeks," for whom the show
serves as a substitute religion, a politically correct gospel of
universal tolerance that, among other things, celebrates
homosexual behavior, sets the film irrevocably at odds with
Catholic teaching. Explicit endorsement of the homosexual
lifestyle, some provocative lyrics and dancing. The Catholic
News Service classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental
guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for
children.
"Glory
Road" (Disney)
Rated "PG"
Crowd pleaser based on the true story of an unproven, small-town
basketball coach (Josh Lucas), who -- hired to turn around a Texas
college's losing program -- bucks the color barrier by recruiting
African-American athletes (including Derek Luke), molding his
interracial underdogs into a unified team and leading them to an
improbable and racially heated shot at the 1966 national title, where he
starts five black players -- a first in college hoops -- against a
top-seeded, all-white Kentucky squad. Directed by James Gartner, the
feel-good, if formulaic, film rips a familiar page from the playbook of
past inspirational sports movies, but has heart and a winning message
about teamwork and racial equality that transcends sports. An
instance of violence, some racial slurs and minimal crude language. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults
and adolescents.
"Gnomeo & Juliet"
(Touchstone)
Rated "G"
William Shakespeare's classic tragedy about star-crossed lovers
morphs into a clever animated comedy as rival families of garden
gnomes face off in a battle for backyard supremacy. It's love at
first ceramic clink for Juliet Capulet (voice of Emily Blunt)
and Gnomeo Montague (voice of James McAvoy), but differences in
clan allegiance threaten to drive them apart. Until, that is, a
wise pink flamingo (voice of Jim Cummings) assures them that
love conquers all including, in this case, the Bard's original
ending. Director Kelly Asbury's slightly warped but ultimately
winning film offers good, clean, wholesome fun for the entire
family. The Catholic News Service classification is A-I --
general patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is G -- general audiences, all ages admitted.
"Goal! The
Dream Begins" (Touchstone)
Rated "PG"
Familiar but satisfying sports drama about an undocumented Mexican
migrant (Kuno Becker) who is given an opportunity to escape his father's
(Tony Plana) hardscrabble fate and fulfill his dream of playing
professional soccer when a former British scout (Stephen Dillane)
visiting Los Angeles offers him a tryout with a top-tier English soccer
team. Directed by Danny Cannon, the film's feel-good underdog theme
coupled with Becker's appealing performance scores, despite a formulaic
script, underdeveloped characters and an overlong length. A few crude
expressions, suggested drunkenness and carousing, implied sexual
situations and some sports roughness, limiting its appropriateness to
older adolescents and up. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Going the Distance"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Drew Barrymore and Justin Long are girlfriend and boyfriend living on opposite
sides of the country in this surprisingly raunchy romantic comedy. Whatever
wholesome charms the two actors possess are obscured by the dirty-minded nature
of the dialogue as director Nanette Burstein and screenwriter Geoff LaTulippe
resort to sophomoric bawdiness to enliven the proceedings. The couple's
separation anxiety pales in comparison to the audience's distress at hearing
them continuously spout vulgarities and obsess about sex. Two somewhat explicit
if fleeting premarital encounters, rear male nudity, persistent alcohol and an
instance of marijuana use, much profanity, frequent graphic sexual banter and
pervasive rough, crude and crass language. The Catholic News Service
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or
adult guardian.
"Going
Upriver:
The
Long
War
of
John
Kerry"
(ThinkFilm)
Rated
"NR"
Not
Rated
Serious-minded
feature-length
documentary
based
on
the
book
"Tour
of
Duty"
profiling
John
Kerry's
experiences
as
a
Navy
Swift
boat
commander
during
the
Vietnam
War
and
his
subsequent
anti-war
activism,
focusing
on
his
leadership
role
during
a
1971
veterans'
protest
in
Washington.
Directed
by
longtime
Kerry
friend
George
Butler,
the
film
wrestles
with
questions
about
the
meaning
of
patriotism,
blending
compelling
archival
footage
and
photographs
with
talking-head
interviews
with
fellow
veterans
to
create
an
emotional,
if
highly
idealized,
portrait
of
Kerry.
Though
temperate
in
tone,
the
film
ultimately
comes
across
as
advocacy
journalism,
opinions
of
which
will
vary
according
to
viewers'
political
stripes.
Images
of
war
violence
and
some
crude
language.
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-II
--
adults
and
adolescents.
"The Golden Compass" (New
Line)
Rated "PG-13"
Lavish, well-acted, and fast-paced adaptation of the first
volume of Philip Pullman's trilogy, "His Dark Materials,"
charting the adventures of a spunky young girl (Dakota Blue
Richards) who leaves home to become apprentice to a glamorous
scholar (Nicole Kidman) who later turns duplicitous, causing the
girl to escape and, inspired by her explorer-uncle (Daniel
Craig), flees northward to try to rescue her young friend who
have been kidnapped by a repressive agency known as the
Magisterium, finding allies in a piratelike seafarer (Jim
Carter), a Texas aeronaut (Sam Elliott), and a great polar bear
(voice of Ian McKellen). Despite the professed atheism of its
author, and the more overt church connotation of this
Magisterium in the novels, director Chris Weitz's film, taken
purely on its own cinematic terms, can be viewed as an exciting
adventure story with a traditional struggle between good and
evil, and a generalized rejection of authoritarianism.
Intense but bloodless fantasy violence, anti-clerical subtext,
standard genre occult elements, character born out of wedlock, a
whiskey-guzzling bear. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Gone Baby Gone"
(Miramax)
Rated "R"
Thought-provoking mystery about a private investigator (a
superlative Casey Affleck) and his girlfriend-partner
(Michelle Monaghan) hired to investigate the disappearance
of the 4-year-old daughter of a drug addict (Amy Ryan) in
the Boston area, with the reluctant cooperation of the
police (Morgan Freeman and Ed Harris). Ben Affleck makes an
auspicious directorial debut in this adaptation of Dennis
Lehane's novel, and though the seedy environment, pervasive
expletives and sporadic but graphic violence will not be to
everyone's taste, mature viewers will find those elements
and some morally troublesome actions handled with gravity
and intelligence. Pervasive rough language, profanity,
violence with blood, corpses, an impulsive vigilante-style
killing, drug use, implied nonmarital relationships, and
child abuse references. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating
is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or
adult guardian.
"The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard"
(Paramount Vantage)
Rated "R"
Shoddy, vulgar comedy about a failing used-car dealer (James
Brolin) who summons a team of crack freelance sales types (led
by Jeremy Piven) in a last-gasp bid to save his business.
Despite a plotline about freewheeling Piven's desire to settle
down as a family man, director Neal Brennan's gear-grinding
lemon mostly runs on humor and language as sordid as the strip
clubs its characters frequent. Strong sexual content,
including adultery and brief graphic nonmarital sexual activity,
full nudity, drug use, about a dozen uses of profanity, and
pervasive rough and much crude language. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
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"The Good German" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Compelling, well-acted, if somewhat contrived, story of a U.S. war
correspondent (George Clooney) who comes to Berlin to cover the
Potsdam peace conference after World War II, and finds the German
woman with whom he once had an affair (Cate Blanchett), who is now
desperate to leave the country, as he attempts to solve the mystery
of the murder of the opportunistic young corporal (Tobey Maguire)
assigned to be his driver, eventually leading him to the woman's
scientist husband whose expertise is sought by both the American and
Russian occupiers. Director Steven Soderbergh has filmed this
adaptation of Joseph Kanon's novel with the black-and-white
trappings of postwar-era films, a distracting stunt that is
nonetheless more successful than not, though the adult themes,
sexual content and language are very much in the contemporary vein. Rough language and profanity, crude expressions, racial epithets,
prostitution, a shadowy sexual encounter without nudity, adultery,
rape discussion, violence, murder and a mild striptease. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. |
"Good Luck Chuck" (Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
Raunchy comedy about a dentist (Dane Cook) cursed with being a
steppingstone for women seeking Mr. Right is obnoxious,
humorless and often downright nauseating. Even with the charming
Jessica Alba at his disposal, first-time director Mark Helfrich
can't make the vulgar material flow or soften its warped take on
modern relationships and physical intimacy. Dozens of sexual
encounters and pervasive explicit banter, frequent rough, crude
and crass language, masturbation, bathroom humor, drug use, rear
male nudity, and numerous shots of upper female nudity. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O --
morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent
or adult guardian.
"The
Good Night" (Yari)
Rated "R"
Meandering New York-based tale of a complacent
commercial-jingle writer (Martin Freeman), whose
relationship with his live-in girlfriend
(Gwyneth Paltrow) has soured, so he begins to
fantasize about an idealized woman (Penelope
Cruz), and with the help of a New Age dream
expert (Danny DeVito), works to conjure her in
his sleep (even during the day) to escape his
increasing doldrums. Despite Freeman's hangdog
appeal, and decent performances from a cast that
includes Simon Pegg and Michael Gambon, viewers
of writer-director Jake Paltrow's feature-film
debut may find refuge in sleep themselves.
Pervasive rough language and casual profanity,
crude expressions and sexual references, a
nonmarital living arrangement, brief upper
female nudity, sexual groping and implied
masturbation. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content
many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"Good
Night, and Good Luck." (Warner Independent)
Rated "PG"
Stylish black-and-white recreation of 1950s television era as crusading
broadcast journalist Edward R. Murrow (an uncannily evocative David
Strathairn) and his colleagues Fred Friendly (George Clooney), Joe
Wershba (Robert Downey Jr.), and "Sig" Mickelson (Jeff Daniels) take on
Sen. Joseph McCarthy in his crusade against communism, under the
watchful eye of CBS President William Paley (Frank Langella) and brace
for repercussions. Clooney directed this well-deserved tribute to a
television golden-age legend, streamlining events, but basically
dramatizing the facts as known, and skillfully interweaving the footage
with actual TV programs and commercials of the time. A couple of
instances of profanity, a suicide and much tobacco use. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents.
"The Good Shepherd" (Universal)
Rated "R"
Austere but generally absorbing over-the-years saga of a fictitious
CIA man (a quietly intense Matt Damon) tracing his life from
initiation into the secretive Yale Skull and Bones fraternity; his
unhappy marriage to a classmate's sister (Angelina Jolie); his
recruitment into the Office of Strategic Services during World War
II; his role in the failed Bay of Pigs invasion during John F.
Kennedy's administration; and his poignant relationship with the son
(Eddie Redmayne) with whom he could never be close. Robert De Niro
(who plays a small part here) directs the fact-based film with a
sure hand, and though the plot has some holes effectively
demonstrates the emotional consequences of its protagonist's overly
secretive life and the tragedy of sacrificing one's humanity for
misplaced ideals. Adultery and premarital sex, a shadowy sexual
encounter, innuendo, a predatory gay character, a couple of
cold-blooded murders and other spy-related dirty doings, suicides,
marital discord, partial nudity, drug use, a few expletives and
racial epithets. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
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"A Good Year" (Fox 2000)
Rated "PG-13"
Picturesque, leisurely paced comedy about a career-driven British
bond trader (Russell Crowe) who inherits a dilapidated chateau and
vineyard in France where as a child he had spent time with his
raffish uncle (Albert Finney). He decides to sell the property, only
to fall for the charms of the locale and a pretty cafe owner (Marion
Cottilard), while a young American (Abbie Cornish) shows up and
announces she's the uncle's illegitimate daughter. The film
represents a laid-back change of pace for both Crowe and director
Ridley Scott, but though old-fashioned romantic comedy is all too
rare the often lame humor and workaday script, adapted from Peter
Mayle's book, make for indifferent viewing. Frequent
conversational expletives and some profanity, a nongraphic
premarital encounter, some crass humor and innuendo. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. |
"The
Gospel" (Screen Gems)
Rate "PG"
Elevating if melodramatic redemption drama about a preacher's son (Boris
Kodjoe) who returns home after 15 years -- putting his temptation-filled
success as a chart-topping hip-hop artist on hold -- to mend fences with
his estranged father (Clifton Powell), who is terminally ill; his
childhood friend (Idris Elba), who's been named his father's successor
at the church; and make peace with himself and his past. Despite an
undernourished script padded with roof-raising gospel music numbers,
director Rob Hardy's contemporary reimagining of the prodigal son
parable movingly explores themes of family, faith, forgiveness, flawed
humanity and God's unconditional love. An implied sexual encounter,
mature themes, brief fisticuffs, a bump-and-grind dance sequence and
some mildly crude language, making it better suited for older
adolescents. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults.
"The Grace Card"
(Samuel Goldwyn)
Rated "PG-13"
Idealistic drama -- set in Memphis, Tenn. -- about the transformative
relationship between a troubled, borderline-racist police officer (Michael
Joiner) and the black patrol partner (Michael Higgenbottom) with whom he finds
himself unwillingly teamed. Haunted by the long-ago death of his toddler son,
the white cop is disconnected both from his loving wife (Joy Moore) and from the
deceased lad's younger brother (Rob Erikson), now an adrift teen. Though
repeatedly rebuffed, his new cohort, a happily married part-time minister, is
confident the solution can be found in Gospel values. While not especially
subtle, director David Evans' warm-hearted, unobjectionable message movie --
which also features Louis Gossett Jr. as the preacher's inspirational
grandfather -- winningly celebrates familial forgiveness and racial
reconciliation. Drug-use theme and brief action violence with some blood. The
Catholic News Service classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Gracie"
(Picturehouse)
Rated "PG-13"
Father-daughter story about a teenage girl (Carly Schroeder)
in 1978 New Jersey who's determined to play for her high
school's boys' soccer team. Director Davis Guggenheim
refreshingly doesn't follow the standard sports-film
trajectory, making her path far from smooth or direct, and
the climactic game all the more inspiring for its
naturalism. Several instances of crude language, two
instances of mild, clothed sexual groping, one bloody nose,
a few puffs of underage smoking, an underage teen at a
disco. The film might be acceptable for older teens. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III
-- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating
is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"The
Grand" (Anchor Bay Entertainment)
Rated "R"
Moderately amusing improvised mock documentary about an
addiction-prone, down-on-his-luck Las Vegas casino owner (Woody
Harrelson) who sponsors and plays in a poker tournament that
brings together a collection of eccentrics (David Cross, Dennis
Farina and Cheryl Hines, among others) to compete for a $10
million prize. Co-writer and director Zak Penn's comedy,
following the path blazed by Christopher Guest, takes a sly,
deadpan approach to its characters' sometimes outrageous,
sometimes banal behavior, but only scores laughs intermittently.
Much rough, crude and crass language, three uses of
profanity, some sexual humor, drug and prostitution references,
and an obscene gesture. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Grandma's
Boy" (20th Century Fox)
Rated "R"
Unspeakably bad comedy about a video-game tester (Allen Covert) who
moves in with his grandmother (Doris Roberts) and her geriatric
roommates (Shirley Jones and Shirley Knight) after he's evicted for
nonpayment of rent, his growing attraction to the efficiency expert at
the office (Linda Cardellini), and his interaction with a coterie of
goofy friends (including Nick Swardson). Nonstop gross-out humor and
rough and crude language, sexual situations and innuendo, upper female
and rear male nudity, heavy drug use, hedonistic worldview. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Gran Torino" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Improbable and gritty if ultimately humane redemption tale of a
crusty Korean War vet (Clint Eastwood in peak form) who resents
the encroachment of the Laotian Hmongs who have moved into his
Detroit neighborhood, but becomes their reluctant hero and
unlikely friend after he saves the young teen (Bee Vang) next
door from being pressured to join a marauding Hmong gang.
Eastwood directs with his customary frontier worldview, with the
cultural tolerance theme and a positive priest character
(Christopher Carley) strong pluses, though the nonstop racial
epithets and expletives are, even in this context, excessive.
Pervasive rough language, profanity and racial slurs, violence
with bloodshed, and a morally tangled ending. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"The
Great Buck Howard" (Magnolia)
Rated "PG"
Charming show biz comedy about a law school dropout (Colin
Hanks) who takes a job as road manager for a once-famed but now
washed-up mentalist (John Malkovich), eventually bonding with
him, despite the performer's egotistical delusions, and falling
for his much put-upon publicist (Emily Blunt). Sustained by
Malkovich's masterly characterization, writer-director Sean
McGinly's gentle spoof offers a valentine to perseverance along
with a sendup of celebrity culture, though the central romance
becomes sexual after mere acquaintance. A premarital
relationship and some mildly sexual humor. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental
guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for
children.
"The
Great Raid" (Miramax)
Rated "R"
Stirring World War II drama set in the Philippines which tells the
real-life story of the daring mission to rescue 500 American POWs from a
Japanese prison camp by a vastly outnumbered joint team of U.S. Army
rangers (led by Benjamin Bratt and James Franco) and Filipino resistance
fighters. Directed by John Dahl, the movie has an old-fashioned
patriotic feel, and while the acting and writing are less than stellar,
it hardly detracts from what is a tremendous tale of heroism and
sacrifice. Intense wartime violence, including torture, executions
and scenes of burning bodies, some vulgar language, profanity and ethnic
slurs. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III
-- adults.
"The Green Hornet"
(Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Rancid comedic remake of the masked crimefighter franchise that began as
a Golden Age radio drama in the 1930s. Director Michel Gondry combines
unlikable, potty-mouthed characters, occasional racist outbursts and a
numbing procession of car crashes as he updates the familiar story of a
respectable newspaper publisher by day (Seth Rogen) who becomes, by
night, a disguised vigilante working outside the law. Much gun and
martial-arts violence, vigilantism theme, one scene of implied
premarital sex, occasional profanity, pervasive crude and crass
language. The Catholic News Service classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Green
Lantern" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Mediocre comic book adaptation, directed by Martin Campbell,
in which a devil-may-care test pilot (Ryan Reynolds) is endowed
with superhuman powers and joins the ranks of an elite force of
intergalactic warriors. Opposing the flyboy is a biology
professor (Peter Sarsgaard) whose accidental infection with
super-villain negative energy offers him the chance to act on
his longstanding jealousy over our hero's on-again, off-again
relationship with an aeronautics executive (Blake Lively) both
have known since childhood. The effects-driven proceedings see
the main character struggling to become more responsible -- in
the bedroom as well as on the cosmic beat. But the underlying
mythos, which pits will against fear and posits that the former,
properly channeled, can turn thoughts into reality, including
newly created physical objects, seems tainted with a range of
crackpot ideologies to which responsible parents will not want
their targeted teens exposed. Themes requiring mature
discernment, much bloodless violence, implied casual sex, a few
uses of profanity, some crude language and sexual references.
The Catholic News Service classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Gridiron Gang"
(Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Inspiring truth-based sports drama about a juvenile detention camp
probation officer (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) who organizes a
football team from among the teen inmates (including Jade Yorker and
David Thomas) to teach them discipline and teamwork, and through his
tough-love determination succeeds in instilling self-esteem and
turning their lives in a positive direction, while competing for the
regional high school championship. Despite formulaic plot elements,
director Phil Joanou's uplifting movie shows the heart of a winner,
with emotional performances and a surprisingly strong redemptive
theme of second chances. Pervasive crude language, scattered
profanity, an instance of the f-word, intense street violence, brief
sexual humor, football roughness and a few racial slurs. Some
parents may feel the worthy message makes it acceptable for older
adolescents. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating
is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
The
Greatest Game Ever Played" (Disney)
Rated "PG"
Absorbing and inspiring true-life story of a young amateur working-class
golfer, Francis Ouimet (Shia LeBeouf), who played against British golf
champion Harry Vardon (Stephen Dillane) in the 1913 U.S. Open. Director
Bill Paxton's film is filled with excellent period detail, and though
the pace is leisurely, the color palette muted, and the dialogue
low-key, the themes of class conflict, achievement against improbable
odds, loyalty, and good sportsmanship are vividly drawn, and the golf
sequences are grippingly suspenseful. This film contains minimal,
mild language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-I -- general patronage.
"Green Zone"
(Universal)
Rated "R"
Idealistic but raw combat drama, set in the early days of the U.S.
invasion of Iraq, as a dedicated Army officer (Matt Damon) tries to
discover why his unit's search for the Saddam regime's weapons of
mass destruction continually comes up empty, and finds himself
caught in a power struggle between a Defense Department intelligence
agent (Greg Kinnear) who's indifferent to the justification for
American intervention and a rogue CIA station chief (Brendan
Gleeson) who believes the whole operation rests on a foundation of
lies and fabrications. Director Paul Greengrass' uneasy mix of
political conspiracy yarn and action adventure, loosely inspired by
journalist Rajiv Chandrasekaran's 2007 best-seller "Imperial Life in
the Emerald City," increasingly takes on the qualities of a personal
crusade by its hero, thus blunting its ability to dissect larger
questions of real-life morality. Considerable action violence,
some of it bloody, torture, several uses of profanity, frequent
rough and crude language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Grindhouse" (Dimension)
Rated "R"
Cinematically inventive but brutally sordid two-part homage to the
cheapie exploitation films of the 1960s and '70s features
writer-director Robert Rodriguez's zombie-inspired "Planet Terror"
in which residents of a Texas town (Freddy Rodriguez, Rose McGowan,
Josh Brolin and Marley Shelton) face down plague-infested mutants;
and writer-director Quentin Tarantino's revenge slasher "Death
Proof" in which a sadistic killer (Kurt Russell) makes the mistake
of targeting a group of movie stuntwomen (Rosario Dawson, Tracie
Thoms and Zoe Bell), and gets more than he bargained for. Though
both films have been made with skill and wry humor, all the unsavory
elements that made those original B-movies so objectionable are now
presented with a permissiveness that far eclipses the originals.
Pervasive rough language and profanity, heavy-duty gore with
bloodshed and worse, blatant sexuality including upper female nudity
and attempted rape, a non-graphic encounter with partial nudity,
sadism, innuendo, torture, much gross-out imagery and vigilante
justice. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
O -- morally offensive.
"Grizzly
Man" (Lions Gate)
Rated "R"
Fascinating profile of grizzly bear preservationist Timothy Treadwell,
who filmed himself alone in the wilderness over a five-year period as he
tried to "make friends" with wild bears and protect them, fully aware of
the dangers, until he was killed by a bear in 2003. German director
Werner Herzog explores the life and death of a man by turns passionate,
eccentric and childlike -- using much of Treadwell's own footage -- to
which he added the recollections of Treadwell's parents, colleagues and
girlfriends. The result is a compulsively absorbing psychological study
of an obsessed man, alternately admired and disparaged by those who knew
him, as much as a nature documentary. Profanity, much rough language
including repeated use of the f-word, some sexual musings, irreligious
grumblings, animal violence, and gruesome description of his death (not
shown). The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling.
"The
Groomsmen" (Bauer-Martinez)
Rated "R"
Intermittently engaging New York drama about a writer (Edward Burns, who
also directs) wrestling with anxiety over his impending marriage to his
pregnant girlfriend (Brittany Murphy) during a week, leading up to the
wedding, of male bonding with his groomsmen (Jay Mohr, Matthew Lillard,
Donal Logue and John Leguizamo), each of whom is dealing with personal
dilemmas as well. As with past Burns' films, the movie -- set in his
usual working-class, Irish-Catholic milieu -- explores themes of family
and friendship, love and commitment, relationships and responsibility,
but while it has moments of honest emotion, the talky script lacks focus
and much of the banter is banal. Pervasive rough and crude language,
some profanity, an uncritical view of homosexuality, tacit approval of
premarital living arrangements, several vulgar gestures, fleeting rear
nudity, a scene in a strip club, and a crass scene of urination. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"Grown Ups" (Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Meandering, scattershot comedy, of interest mainly to devoted
Adam Sandler fans, in which co-writer Sandler and director
Dennis Dugan set out to tell the tale of five friends (Kevin
James, Chris Rock, David Spade and Rob Schneider, along with
Sandler), all once members of a championship private-school
basketball team, who reunite with their families at a New
England lake cabin after their coach dies, but this weak entry
mostly offers up stale riffs and physical comedy in lieu of a
strong story. Some mild sexual and scatological humor,
including a running gag about a 4-year-old boy who still
breastfeeds, brief rear nudity, fleeting crude and crass
language, a few instances of innuendo. The Catholic News Service
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"The Guardian" (Touchstone)
Rated "PG-13"
Action drama about a veteran Coast Guard rescue swimmer (Kevin
Costner) who, after losing a colleague, temporarily hangs up his
fins to teach at a Coast Guard academy, where he locks horns with a
cocky recruit (Ashton Kutcher). Despite treading water for most of
its first hour that plays like a commercial for the Coast Guard,
director Andrew Davis' formulaic film is kept afloat by appealing
performances, exciting rescue sequences and an admirable theme about
sacrificing one's life for others. Intense scenes of peril,
including a harrowing helicopter crash, implied sexual encounters
and a tacit approval of casual sex, a brief bar fight, an instance
of the f-word, as well as some crude language and profanity. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults.
A Guide To
Recognizing Your Saints" (First Look)
Rated "R"
Adaptation of writer-director Dito Montiel's gritty memoir about his
turbulent adolescence (where he's played by Shia LaBeouf) in Queens, New
York, with its street violence, casual sex and drugs, his longing for
his dad's (Chazz Palminteri) love, and ultimately his flight from and
eventual return to the neighborhood as an adult (Robert Downey Jr.) when
the father is gravely ill. The film is a kaleidoscopic jumble of fast
edits, zooms and pans conveying the undoubted upheaval in Dito's life,
but despite its redemptive message about parent-child reconciliation,
the brutal milieu and heavy-duty street patois, however accurate, are
extremely rough going. Nonstop rough and crude language and general
vulgarity, racial slurs, sexual banter and situations with partial
nudity, innuendo, drug use, violence, murder, suicide and much domestic
discord. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating
is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or "adult
guardian.
"Gulliver's Travels"
(Fox)
Rated "PG"
Mediocre effort attempting to cash in on the elusive comic abilities of
Jack Black, who plays a modern riff on the traveler Lemuel Gulliver,
hero of Jonathan Swift's classic 18th-century novel. A lazy mailroom
clerk who dreams of becoming a travel writer to impress the editor
(Amanda Peet) for whom he has fallen, Gulliver cheats his way to a
seaborne assignment, only to find himself transported to Lilliput, a
vaguely British island populated by a race of people only 4 inches tall.
Although marketed to children and families, director Rob Letterman's
sour, slapped-together project features a flagrantly overplayed
gross-out gag and carries a noxiously cynical message: You can
plagiarize and lie without penalty and still end up with the girl -- and
the job --- of your dreams. Skewed moral values, graphic scatological
humor and some intense action scenes. The Catholic News Service
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material
may not be suitable for children.
"The
Gunstringer" (Microsoft)
Rated "T"
Enjoyable but less than family-friendly Kinect title for the
Xbox 360 in which the player is involved in a puppet show,
controlling an undead sheriff marionette via his strings. The
action takes place in a multitude of stage environments as the
lawman pursues a quest to avenge his death. Despite a short
playing span, the Kinect implementation is well done and
enriches the game. But what could have been a fun experience for
all must be marked off-limits for kids due to adult -- and
sometimes troubling -- content. Cartoon violence with gore,
some sexual material including a bizarre, potentially aberrant
sequence, prostitution and drug references. The Catholic News
Service classification is A-III -- adults. The Entertainment
Software Rating Board rating is T -- Teen.
"The
Grudge"
(Columbia)
Rated
"PG-13"
Stylish
and
spooky
supernatural
thriller
set
in
Japan
about
a
young
American
student
(Sarah
Michelle
Gellar),
who
becomes
entangled
in
the
strange
goings-on
at
a
cursed
house
haunted
by
the
vengeful
spirits
of
its
murdered
former
residents.
A
remake
of
his
hugely
popular
2003
Japanese
horror
movie,
director
Takashi
Shimizu
wisely
resists
the
temptation
to
indulge
in
a
special-effects
orgy,
avoiding
gory
excess
in
favor
of
more
muted
psychological
chills,
which
offer
viewers
some
spine-tingling
moments.
Scary
scenes,
a
suicide
and
some
violence.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
The
Motion
Picture
Association
of
America
rating
is
PG-13
--
parents
are
strongly
cautioned.
Some
material
may
be
inappropriate
for
children
under
13.
|
"The Grudge 2" (Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Sequel to the 2004 supernatural thriller about a vengeful ghost
whose malice swells beyond the haunted Tokyo abode of the first film
to "infect" the sister (Amber Tamblyn) of the previous movie's
heroine (Sarah Michelle Gellar in cameo) and an American schoolgirl
(Arielle Kebbel) studying in Japan who carries the evil "grudge"
back home to Chicago where it spreads to her neighbors (including
Jennifer Beals). Director Takashi Shimizu (who also directed the
American and earlier Japanese originals) provides some chills, but
the spooky effects are wasted on a nonsensical script that will
leave those who didn't see the first installment -- and some who did
-- scratching their heads, and which is made all the more confusing
by its nonlinear plot. Some scary and disturbing images, horror
violence, sexual situations and innuendo, as well as some scattered
mildly crude expressions. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. |
"Guess Who" (Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Loosely based updating of the 1967 classic, "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner," with
a race-reversing twist in which an African-American girl (Zoe Saldana) brings
home her white fiance (Ashton Kutcher) to meet her pigment-conscious parents,
only to be met with resistance by her overprotective father (Bernie Mac).
Directed by Kevin Rodney Sullivan, the film, with its love-is-colorblind
message, has its moments thanks to a solid turn by Mac, but most of its broad
comedy falls flat and in playing it strictly for laughs lacks the
eyebrow-raising original's now-dated sense of daring and social import. Some
crude and profane language and sex-related humor. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is PG-13 -- parents are strongly cautioned. Some material may
be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Gunner
Palace" (Palm)
Rated "PG-13"
Raw and unfocused but affecting anti-war documentary chronicling the
daily lives, fears and frustrations of soldiers serving in a U.S. Army
unit known as the "Gunners" and stationed in a volatile area of Iraq,
traveling with them on hazardous night patrols and raids of houses of
suspected insurgents, as well as showing them relaxing at the bombed-out
former palace of Uday Hussein, now converted into barracks -- complete
with swimming pool and putting green -- from which the film derives its
title. Directed by the married filmmaking team of Michael Tucker and
Petra Epperlein -- from footage Tucker spent two months collecting while
embedded with the troops -- the (mostly) apolitical movie, shot in
no-frills verite style and told entirely from the soldiers' point of
view in their own uncensored words, is by turns sobering and surreal,
resulting in snapshots of combat drudgery which add up to a war-is-hell
message that will resonate with viewers whatever their political
stripes. The film contains much strong language and recurring images
of wartime violence. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
H
"Hairspray" (New
Line)
Rated "PG"
Highly enjoyable adaptation of the hit Broadway musical based on a 1988 film of
the same title about an overweight 1960s Baltimore girl (Nikki Blonsky) whose
parents (Christopher Walken and John Travolta, the latter in a cross-dressing
role) support her dreams of competing on a racially segregated local dance
program which the girl helps integrate. Director Adam Shankman keeps the pace
moving and strikes a sensible balance between heightened realism and more
fanciful elements. There are entertaining performances from a well-chosen cast,
including Michelle Pfeiffer, Queen Latifah, Zac Efron and James Marsden, and
strong messages about racial tolerance and self-respect. Some crass
expressions, innuendo, mild sexual banter and irreverence, and brief teen
smoking make this best for older adolescents. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some
material may not be suitable for children.
"Half
Nelson" (THINKFilm)
Rated "R"
Small but poignant drama about an inner-city public school history
teacher (Ryan Gosling) whose classroom idealism hides his private,
self-destructive spiral into drug addiction, until he's caught in the
act by one of his students (Shareeka Epps), a tough girl with a troubled
home life, triggering an unlikely friendship that changes them both.
Despite its bleak subject matter, director Ryan Fleck's gritty film is
ultimately about redemption, connection and transformation, and is
buttressed by emotionally honest performances that illuminate flawed
humanity and a taut script that avoids cliche, easy answers or
oversentimentality. Recurring drug content, a sexual encounter with
fleeting partial nudity, and much rough and crude language, as well as
some profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-III -- adults.
"Hall Pass" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Directors and co-writers Peter and Bobby Farrelly take a low-road journey
through contemporary marital mores as two sex-obsessed suburban husbands (Owen
Wilson and Jason Sudeikis) are given permission by their exasperated mates
(Jenna Fischer and Christina Applegate) to ignore their wedding vows for a week.
Though the primary joke in the brothers' script (penned in collaboration with
Pete Jones and Kevin Barnett) concerns how little productive use the would-be
studs make of their supposed freedom -- an arrangement referred to by the slang
phrase of the title -- at least two instances of flat-out infidelity are treated
as minor, if regrettable, indiscretions. A juvenile view of human sexuality also
prevails throughout. The relentlessly vulgar bedroom banter is interspersed, on
occasion, by repellant sight gags. Strong sexual content including adultery, a
homosexual rape, masturbation, full nudity and pervasive coarse dialogue, drug
use, graphic scatological humor, much rough and crude language. The Catholic
News Service classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"Halloween"
(Dimension)
Rated "R"
This egregiously sadistic remake of John Carpenter's
1978 cult horror film recounts the repeated rampages
of Michael Myers who, as a boy (Daeg Faerch),
murders -- among a few others -- his stripper
mother's (Sheri Moon Zombie) deadbeat boyfriend
(William Forsythe) and his wayward older sister
(Hanna Hall) and, as a man (Tyler Mane), terrorizes
-- among many others -- his psychiatrist (Malcolm
McDowell) and his younger sister (Scout Taylor
Compton). Writer-director Rob Zombie's film is both
an aesthetic crime and a mistake, wallowing in
blood, gore, screams and the dying desperation of
its victims. Scenes of prolonged, gruesome and
bloody violence with gore; sexual activity; rear and
upper female nudity; obscene gestures; pervasive
rough, crude and crass language; and scatological
humor. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or
adult guardian.
"Halloween II" (Dimension)
Rated "R"
Writer-director Scott Zombie creates a horror film so boring and
predictable, even Michael Myers (Tyler Mane) looks embarrassed
to be put through his desultory homicidal paces. Deborah Myers
(Sheri Moon Zombie, the director's wife), is Michael's
semi-spooky, cliche-spouting ghost of a mother, and Scout
Taylor-Compton reprises her scream-queen role as Michael's
disturbingly foulmouthed sister Laurie, with whom he longs to
have a violent, delusional reunion. Strong violent content,
including multiple stabbings, a strangling and a fatal stomping,
fleeting upper female nudity, pervasive rough and crass language
and occasional sexual banter. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The
Hangover Part II" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
This joke is so over. Identical plot to its predecessor with
a darker tone, considerably more Asian stereotyping in a
Thailand setting, and ugly sexual humor. The "We were so stoned
that ..." epic, directed by Todd Phillips and written by Craig
Mazin and Scot Armstrong, reunites Ed Helms, Bradley Cooper and
Zach Galifianakis to reconstruct a violent debauch in Bangkok. Full-frontal male and female nudity, pervasive crass, crude
and profane language, considerable drug use, and references to
sexual acts. The Catholic News Service classification is O --
morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent
or adult guardian.
"Happy-Go-Lucky"
(Miramax)
Rated “R”
Likable, nearly plotless comedy, about a persistently
good-natured grade schoolteacher (Sally Hawkins) and her circle
of friends, relatives and acquaintances: her longtime roommate
(Alexis Zegerman), tightly wound driving instructor (Eddie
Marsan), impassioned flamenco trainer (Karina Fernandez) and the
school social worker (Samuel Roukin) with whom she falls in
love. Hawkins' mannerisms are sometimes grating, and the film,
though never dull, is occasionally static, but the story builds
and its heroine's eccentricities become more tolerable as
writer-director Mike Leigh's film progresses, while its
heroine's unshakable optimism and deep compassion for others
proves ultimately affecting.
Some rough language and brief profanity, some crude expressions
and sexual remarks, and an implied nonmarital sexual encounter.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III
-- adults. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Hamlet 2"
(Focus Features)
Rated "R"
Comic free-for-all in which a quirky failed actor turned
high school drama teacher (Steve Coogan) works with two
favorite students (Skylar Astin and Phoebe Strole) and a
gifted newcomer (Joseph Julian Soria) to mount the titular
sequel -- a cathartic extravaganza of his own creation -- in
an effort to halt the shutdown of his program, despite
growing community controversy and the indifference of his
caustic wife (Catherine Keener). Director and co-writer
Andrew Fleming's provocative, sometimes overreaching satire,
which takes on everything from racial attitudes to child
abuse to the gulf between Christian spirituality and
celebrity culture, may strike many as wayward, but its
underlying values are humane. Fleeting frontal male and
brief rear nudity, much sexual and some irreverent humor,
frequent rough and crude language, a few uses of profanity,
child molestation, adultery and fertility themes, and drug
references. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Hancock" (Columbia/Relativity)
Rated "PG-13"
Ultimately muddled action film in which a dyspeptic, alcoholic
Los Angeles superhero (Will Smith), whose good deeds often lead
to mayhem, finds the road to reform laid out for him by an
idealistic PR executive (Jason Bateman) made bumpy by his deep
attraction to his new friend's wife (Charlize Theron. With its
clever premise and dizzying special effects, the first part of
director Peter Berg's film works well enough, but after one
snappy plot twist bogs down in the murky mythology of its back
story. Moderately intense fantasy action, partial rear
nudity, some vulgar humor, occasional rough and much crude
language, a profanity and an obscene gesture. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"The
Hangover" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
A 100-minute assault of crude behavior, violence, racial
stereotypes and male nudity strung along a thin plot of three
groomsmen (Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis, Justin Bartha) searching
for their pal the bridegroom (Bradley Cooper) after a drunken
and drugged Las Vegas debauch the night before the wedding.
Producer-director Doug Phillips and screenwriters Jon Lucas and
Doug Moore work on the assumptions that any loutish behavior is
hilarious, and if it's funny when a grown man gets hit in the
face by a car door, it's even funnier when it later happens to
an infant. Intermittent violence; pervasive crass, crude and
profane language; upper female and explicit male nudity; drug
use; frequent urination; and crude sexual gags, one involving an
infant. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Hanna"
(Focus)
Rated "PG-13"
Espionage thriller in which Saoirse Ronan plays the titular
teen, a child bred to kill. Raised in isolation by her father
(Eric Bana), who trains her to use violence as instinctively as
a wild animal, she's pursued -- once she starts to put her
deadly skills to use -- by the CIA agent (Cate Blanchett), who
alone knows her family's dark secrets. Engaging performances
overcome plot improbabilities in director Joe Wright's action
outing. But the moral murkiness of story lines instrumental to
the wrap-up, and references to genetic manipulation and
abortion, restrict the film's appropriate audience to
religiously and ethically well-grounded adults. Mature
themes, extensive but non-gory gun and martial-arts violence, a
single profanity and fleeting crude language. The Catholic News
Service classification is L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Hannah Montana the Movie" (Disney)
Rated "G"
Breezy romance with music in which a teen singer (Miley Cyrus),
who has gained fame under the pseudonym Hannah Montana, is
forced by her concerned father (Billy Ray Cyrus) to retreat
temporarily from her hectic career and spend time with him and
her grandmother (Margo Martindale) on the Tennessee farm where
she grew up, where she falls for a local farmhand (Lucas Till)
while fending off a British paparazzo (Peter Gunn) out to reveal
the secret of her persona. Director Peter Chelsom's
delightfully innocent country idyll emphasizes humility,
simplicity and the primacy of family obligations over
professional goals. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-I -- general patronage. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is G -- general audiences. All
ages admitted.
"Hannah Montana & Miley
Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert"
(Disney)
Rated "G"
Exuberant, refreshingly innocent
live-performance feature capturing singing star
Miley Cyrus' 69-city tour during which she
appeared both as herself and as her Disney
Channel television persona, Montana. In addition
to her onstage singing and dancing, director
Bruce Hendricks' film showcases Miley's life
behind the scenes, practicing guitar, rehearsing
routines and dashing through a breakneck costume
change. A few short skirts and a bit of crass
language. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general
patronage. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is G -- general audiences. All
ages admitted.
"Hannibal
Rising" (MGM)
Rated "R"
Bland and brutal prequel to "Silence of the Lambs" that charts
serial killer Hannibal Lecter's origins from his boyhood (played by
Aaron Thomas) in Nazi-occupied Lithuania through early adulthood
(played by Gaspard Ulliel), tracing his descent from traumatized
youth -- having witnessed an unspeakable wartime crime involving his
little sister -- to sadistic fiend who tracks down and kills the men
responsible (including Rhys Ifans). Director Peter Weber's
adaptation of Thomas Harris' fourth Lecter novel eschews
psychological suspense for a more exploitative standard revenge
formula without ever delving into the complexities of Hannibal's
character or exploring the nature of evil, while its attempt to
position its deranged protagonist, by pitting him against
ex-Nazi-thugs, as a hero of sorts is troubling. Much bloody and
sadistic violence, revenge themes with vigilante justice, grisly
images including a decapitation, suggested cannibalism, some crude
sexual references and a few instances of rough language. The USSCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting is O -- morally offensive.
"The Happening" (Fox)
Rated "R"
Intriguing but only sporadically scary thriller -- with a
well-intended if rather obvious social message -- concerning a
Philadelphia science teacher (Mark Wahlberg), his emotionally
fragile wife (Zooey Deschanel) and the young daughter (Ashlyn
Sanchez) of his best friend (John Leguizamo) on the run from a
mysterious epidemic already gripping New York and Philadelphia,
causing those infected to kill themselves. M. Night Shyamalan it
at the top of his game in terms of direction, and graphic
violence is relatively restrained, but his contrived and
predictable script, peppered with illogical motivation, stilted
dialogue and lame humor, strains credulity.
Some very brief
but grisly images of murder, mayhem and death, brief profanity
and a couple of crude words, multiple but mostly nongraphic
suicides, and a fleeting sexual reference. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Happy
Endings" (Lions Gate)
Rated "R"
Overly long and morally muddled intertwining stories of a woman (Lisa
Kudrow) involved with a sex masseur (Bobby Cannavale) while a would-be
filmmaker (Jesse Bradford) insists on filming the latter's life in
exchange for revealing the identity of a child she had out of wedlock
years before; her gay stepbrother (Steve Coogan) and his companion
(David Sutcliffe), whose sperm may have been used for the child of
lesbian friends Diane (Sarah Clarke) and Pam (Laura Dern); and a singer
(Maggie Gyllenhaal) who seduces the sexually conflicted son (Jason
Ritter) of a rich businessman (Tom Arnold) before casting an
opportunistic eye on the father. Director Don Roos has made an edgy,
offbeat comedy not completely devoid of a moral center -- many of the
dysfunctional characters ultimately behave decently, and there's a
subtext about the value of human life -- but the results are just not
profound enough to overcome the general amorality on parade for most of
the film's two hours-plus running time. Profanity, crude language and
expressions, abortion and artificial insemination, partial nudity,
same-sex coupling, premarital and underage sex, drug use, sexual
situations including brief partial nudity, and a violent car accident.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive.
"Happily N'Ever After" (Lionsgate)
Rated "PG"
Computer-animated adventure set in a storybook realm where a wicked
stepmother (voiced by Sigourney Weaver) swipes a wizard's magic
staff, which enables her to rewrite classic fairy tales so they have
unhappy endings, leaving it up to Cinderella (Sarah Michelle Gellar)
-- here called "Ella" -- to set things right, while finding herself
torn between her vainglorious Prince Charming (Patrick Warburton)
and his beleaguered but brave manservant (Freddie Prinze Jr.).
Though produced by John H. Williams, who also produced the "Shrek"
movies, director Paul J. Bolger's parody falls well short of those
films' sharp wit, superior animation and charm, but its lively tone,
colorful look and cute premise nevertheless prove modestly
entertaining as family fare. Some mildly crude humor and
expressions. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-I -- general patronage.
"Happy Feet" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG"
Computer-animated fable set in the Antarctic about a young emperor
penguin (voiced by Elijah Wood) whose inability to carry a tune and
propensity for tap dancing gets him banished by the puritanical
elders who blame him for the colony's dwindling fish supply,
prompting the misfit to prove them wrong, get to the bottom of the
food shortage, and hopefully discover his "heartsong," the mating
call unique to each penguin that will help him find true love.
Director George Miller combines terrific animation and voice talent
(that also includes Robin Williams, Hugh Jackman and Nicole Kidman)
but packs too many themes -- tolerance, conformity, environmental
responsibility -- into the sweet yet slender story. There are some
dark and intense moments laced throughout and an unflattering view
of religious authority, but the broader themes of love and
self-worth should melt most objections. Some mildly rude humor
and innuendo, as well as some menace and two frightening sequences
that may upset very young viewers, but probably OK for older
children. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Happy-Go-Lucky"
(Miramax)
Rated “R”
Likable, nearly plotless comedy, about a persistently
good-natured grade schoolteacher (Sally Hawkins) and her circle
of friends, relatives and acquaintances: her longtime roommate
(Alexis Zegerman), tightly wound driving instructor (Eddie
Marsan), impassioned flamenco trainer (Karina Fernandez) and the
school social worker (Samuel Roukin) with whom she falls in
love. Hawkins' mannerisms are sometimes grating, and the film,
though never dull, is occasionally static, but the story builds
and its heroine's eccentricities become more tolerable as
writer-director Mike Leigh's film progresses, while its
heroine's unshakable optimism and deep compassion for others
proves ultimately affecting.
Some rough language and brief profanity, some crude expressions
and sexual remarks, and an implied nonmarital sexual encounter.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III
-- adults. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Hard
Candy" (Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
Twisted thriller about a crafty 14-year-old (Ellen Page) who turns the
tables on a fashion photographer (Patrick Wilson) she met on the
Internet and who, she is convinced, is a pedophile killer, baiting him
into a psychological contest of wills while planning to exact sadistic
vigilante justice. Director David Slade's two-character film starts out
as an intriguing cautionary tale, but despite riveting performances
quickly descends into exploitative territory rather than saying anything
of substance about its serious subject matter, while its blurred
delineation between "victim" and "predator" further muddies its murky
morality. Disturbing scenes of brutality and torture, including an
intense castration sequence, a suicide, sexual situations involving a
minor, underage drinking, pedophilia theme, and much rough and crude
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O
-- morally offensive.
"Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo
Bay" (New Line/Mandate)
Rated "R"
Potentially acute satirical adventure, overwhelmed by sophomoric
excess, in which a drug-addled slacker (Kal Penn) and his
slightly more motivated friend (John Cho) are mistaken for
terrorists, escape from the titular detention camp, and embark
on a road trip to Texas where the former's ex-girlfriend (Danneel
Harris) and her politically connected fiance (Eric Winter) may
help clear their names. Co-writers and directors Jon Hurwitz and
Hayden Schlossberg's buddy sequel revels in the salacious and
the scatological while glorifying drug use. Graphic and
frequent rear, upper-female and full-frontal nudity; sexual
activity; some aberrant, pervasive rough, crude and crass
language, including at least 100 uses of the f-word, seven uses
of profanity, sexual and graphically scatological humor; drug
use and references; a prostitution theme; and a pornography
reference. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows:
Part 1" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
The penultimate film in the wildly successful franchise based on
J.K. Rowling's fantasy novels finds the Hogwarts trio -- Harry
(Daniel Radcliffe, of course), Hermione (Emma Watson) and Ron
(Rupert Grint) -- on the run, jumping all over Britain to escape
the clutches of evil Lord Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes) and his
Death Eaters. As the "Chosen One," Harry is on a mission to
destroy evil by locating the paraphernalia which sustains
Voldemort, including the three items that constitute the
"Deathly Hallows." Director David Yates' adventure mirrors the
darker and more violent tone of Rowling's final volume, making
this unsuitable for younger viewers. Much action violence
with frequent peril, brief partial nudity in a sexual context,
scenes of murder and torture, a few vaguely sexual references.
The Catholic News Service classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Harry
Potter and the Goblet of Fire" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Fourth film in the series based on J.K. Rowling's fantasy novels, in
which Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) competes against students from two rival
schools in a perilous wizard's tournament that ends up being sabotaged
by the evil Lord Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes), who uses it to ensnare
Potter. Director Mike Newell continues the darker tone set by 2004's
"Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban," and though this go-round
feels a tad long, it still conjures enough movie magic to cast a
satisfying spell over audiences. Frightening images, scenes of
intense menace and some sexual innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Harry Potter and the Half-Blood
Prince" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG"
At the behest of his mentor (Michael Gambon), the now-teenage
wizard (Daniel Radcliffe) ingratiates himself with a returning
Hogwarts instructor (Jim Broadbent) who once taught his
archenemy Lord Voldemort and whose memories may hold the key to
defeating the villain, while adolescent romantic tensions
complicate the lad's relationship with his two closest friends
(Rupert Grint and Emma Watson). As directed by David Yates, this
sixth adaptation of J.K. Rowling's hugely popular fantasy novel
series is a richly textured, though at times overcrowded,
adventure narrative in which good and evil are clearly
delineated, but characters present a range of moral shading.
Also shown in Imax. Moderate action violence, occasional
peril, a couple of crass expressions, and a few vaguely sexual
references. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Teenage wizard Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) and his intrepid Hogwarts chums
(Emma Watson and Rupert Grint) face an unexpected obstacle in their
ongoing struggle with the malevolent Lord Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes): a
repressive teacher (Imelda Staunton) from the Ministry of Magic who
won't allow the practice of hocus-pocus that they need to defend
themselves against the evil forces. With director David Yates at the
helm, this fifth installment is arguably the best yet with its excellent
performances, superior special effects, coherent narrative and sensible
balance between action sequences and human drama, not to mention a
meaningful subtext about the power of love and personal choice in doing
good versus evil. Some scenes of peril, moderate fantasy violence and
scary imagery may preclude very young viewers. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children
under 13.
"Harsh
Times" (MGM)
Rated "R"
Grim and gritty urban drama about a psychologically unstable soldier
(Christian Bale) who, returning home to Los Angeles after serving in
Iraq, reverts to his former street-thug ways and whose fracturing
mental frame precipitates a self-destructive spiral of violence and
crime into which he drags his best friend (Freddy Rodriguez), much
to the dismay of the latter's lawyer girlfriend (Eva Longoria).
Bale's explosive and scarily credible performance notwithstanding,
the action is bleak and brutish, compounded by the script's nihilism
and morally problematic ending, which undermines whatever
writer-director David Ayer may be trying to say about the culture of
violence, including its desensitizing effect, especially on those in
combat. Pervasive rough and crude language and profanity, intense
and graphic violence, some disturbing images, a mercy killing, drug
content and a suggested sexual encounter. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"The Haunting of Molly
Hartley" (Freestyle)
Rated "PG-13"
Tedious horror tale about a teenage girl (Haley Bennett) trying to
recover from her mother's (Marin Hinkle) inexplicable attempt to kill
her with support from her weak-willed father (Jake Weber) and some of
her classmates (Chace Crawford, Shannon Marie Woodward and Shanna
Collins). Though there's relatively little violence in first-time
director Mickey Liddell's inept chiller, its twisted portrayal of
evangelical Christianity and implicit denial of free will and divine
providence make it entirely unsuitable for young viewers and demand
careful interpretation by adults. Troubling thematic elements,
underage drinking, one use of the F-word, occasional crude language and
brief skimpy costuming. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material
may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Haunting in Connecticut"
(Lionsgate/Gold Circle)
Rated "PG-13"
Reasonably effective, allegedly fact-based chiller about a
Catholic couple (Virginia Madsen and Martin Donovan) who rent a
former funeral home near the hospital where their teenage son
(Kyle Gallner) is being treated for cancer, only to find
themselves in a specter-ridden maelstrom, eventually turning for
help to a clergyman (Elias Koteas) versed in the occult. While
its efforts to place these supernatural goings-on within a
larger spiritual and religious context may draw mixed reactions,
director Peter Cornwell's old-fashioned spook story is
understated and, though at times unsettling, largely free of
bloodletting. Disturbing images, including charred and gory
corpses, and a couple of profanities. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate
for children under 13.
"The Heartbreak Kid"
(DreamWorks)
Rated "R"
Wry, often tasteless farce about a commitment-shy bachelor (Ben
Stiller) who, under pressure from his father (Jerry Stiller) and
his best friend (Rob Corddry), finally takes the plunge, only to
discover on his honeymoon in Mexico that his new wife (Malin
Akerman) is a vulgar, whiny shrew, after which he promptly falls
in love with another woman (Michelle Monaghan) who's staying at
the same resort. Peter and Bobby Farrelly's remake of Elaine
May's 1972 marital comedy (scripted by Neil Simon) has some
genuinely funny moments, but these are more than overshadowed by
scenes of outrageous coarseness. Graphic sexual activity,
full-frontal and upper female nudity, grossly scatological
humor, implied bestiality, drug use, comic adultery theme,
pervasive rough and crude language, and occasional use of
profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The Heart
of the Game" (Miramax)
Rated "PG-13"
Inspiring documentary about the relationship between a dedicated, if
unconventional, Seattle high school girls' basketball coach and his
players, particularly a talented and tough inner-city prodigy whose
off-court circumstances threaten to derail her dreams of attending
college. Filmed over a seven-year period, director Ward Serrill's "Hoop
Dreams"-esque movie balances human and athletic drama in exploring race
and responsibility while imparting a message about teamwork and second
chances that even nonfans can appreciate. Some crude expressions and
an instance of rough language, as well as mature themes, including teen
pregnancy and sexual abuse, limiting its appropriateness to older
adolescents and up. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Hellboy II: The Golden Army"
(Universal/Relativity)
Rated "PG-13"
Lively sequel in which a domesticated demon (Ron Perlman), his
incendiary girlfriend (Selma Blair), his aquatic sidekick (Doug
Jones), an FBI bureaucrat (Jeffrey Tambor) and their new
protoplasmic supervisor (John Alexander/James Dodd/Seth
MacFarlane), together with a pale blonde princess (Anna Walton),
unite to foil the schemes of the princess' power-hungry twin
brother (Luke Goss). Director and co-writer Guillermo del Toro's
follow-up to his 2004 film features superior special effects,
bantering humor, and some superficial Christian imagery and
religious subtext amid strictly standard action trappings.
Premarital cohabitation and pregnancy, moderate fantasy
violence, a suicide, some crass language, a few mild oaths and
an instance of sexual humor. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Heights"
(Sony Classics)
Rated “R”
Reasonably absorbing if not quite believable story of New York creative
types -- including an actress (Glenn Close), her photographer-daughter
(Elizabeth Banks) and fiance (James Marsden), an aspiring actor (Jesse
Bradford) and a journalist (John Light) -- whose lives intersect during
a 24-hour period. Director Chris Terrio's adaptation of a play by Amy
Fox is well-acted, but the setup is contrived. Profanity, rough
language, some sexual banter and foreplay, gay themes, premarital
relationships, a same-sex kiss, a violent episode, some voyeuristic
activity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L
-- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling.
"The Help" (Disney)
Rated "PG-13"
This warm, deftly acted drama compellingly portrays the efforts
of a rebellious white Southerner and would-be journalist (Emma
Stone) to write a book documenting the lives of group of black
housemaids (most prominently Viola Davis and Octavia Spencer) in
her hometown of Jackson, Miss., in the early 1960s. To complete
this secret and potentially dangerous project, the novice
reporter braves the opposition of her good-hearted but
traditionally minded mother (Allison Janney) and the wildly
racist thinking of her privileged peers (personified most
viciously by Bryce Dallas Howard). Writer-director Tate Taylor's
adaptation of Kathryn Stockett's best-selling novel uses vivid
characterizations to bring the Civil Rights-era struggle for
human dignity alive. But a harsh scatological plot development
marks this as off-limits for younger viewers, who might
otherwise benefit from its generally uplifting story, and will
even be off-putting for many adults. Graphic scatological
theme, brief violence and medical gore, veiled sexual
references, a half-dozen uses each of profanity and crude
language, a few racial slurs. The Catholic News Service
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13
"Hereafter"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Ambitious drama charting the ultimately intersecting paths of three
individuals seeking enlightenment about what happens to us after we die.
The trio of plotlines follow a Parisian journalist (Cecile de France)
whose near-death experience shakes her secular worldview, a San
Francisco factory worker (Matt Damon) endowed with the ability to
communicate with the dead, and a working-class London lad (George and
Frankie McLaren) devastated by the loss of his twin brother. Director
Clint Eastwood weaves these strands into an emotionally compelling
tapestry. But, while affirming the existence of an afterlife, Peter
Morgan's script steers clear of any other specific beliefs, and the
exercise of Damon's gift is difficult to reconcile with the
Scripture-based Christian duty to shun occult practices. Complex
religious issues, an alcoholism and drug-addiction theme, fleeting upper
female nudity, a nonmarital, possibly adulterous situation, at least one
rough and a few crude terms. The Catholic News Service classification is
A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate
for children under 13.
"He's Just Not That Into You"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
A gaggle of Baltimore yuppies portrayed by Ben Affleck, Jennifer
Aniston, Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Connelly, Kevin Connolly,
Bradley Cooper, Ginnifer Goodwin, Scarlett Johansson and Justin
Long is schooled in the rules allegedly governing modern-day
romance in this glossy ensemble comedy-drama. Director Ken
Kwapis bathes his cast in a pleasing golden light but the
stilted material, taken from a book penned by two "Sex and the
City" writers, is too often unflattering. While traditional
values are affirmed eventually, the characters regularly act in
morally dubious ways that are contrary to their better natures. Frequent sexual references, some nonexplicit sexual
encounters, including the adulterous and out-of-wedlock variety,
a story line centered on cohabitation, frequent crude language,
an instance of rough language, and a few scatological
references. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Henry Poole Is Here"
(Overture)
Rated "PG"
Moving little fable of a depressed loner (Luke Wilson) whose
life is changed when a warmhearted Latina busybody (Adriana
Barraza) discerns a miraculous image of Christ's face on his
stucco wall, after which he slowly opens up to her and the other
neighbors: an empathetic widow (Radha Mitchell), her sad child
(Morgan Lily), a nearsighted grocery clerk (Rachel Seiferth),
and the local priest (George Lopez). Despite some formulaic
turns and occasional platitudinous dialogue, director Mark
Pellington sustains a suspenseful, sometimes poetic, generally
unsentimental mood, not without humor, solidly anchored by
Wilson whose transformation from spiritual emptiness to
redemption is fully believable, with themes of faith and
community strong pluses for the Catholic viewer. Two
instances of profanity and a few crass words. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be
suitable for children.
"Herbie: Fully Loaded" (Disney)
Rated "G"
Cheerful family comedy which finds the magical Volkswagen Beetle rescued
from the scrapheap to help a plucky speedster (Lindsay Lohan) realize
her dream of being a stock car racer, when she rides the love bug to
victory against a slimy NASCAR champ (Matt Dillon) and saves her widower
dad's (Michael Keaton) struggling racing team. Directed by Angela
Robinson, the film manages to capture the freewheeling slapstick fun and
blithe charm of the earlier films, while imparting a lighthearted
message about friendship, loyalty, honesty and the bonds of family,
which packs enough heart under its hood to make for a satisfyingly
entertaining ride. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-I -- general patronage.
Hero
Rated "PG-13"
An
enigmatic
swordsman
must
defeat
three
rivals
in
order
to
bring
lasting
peace
to
a
war-torn
land
in
the
visually
stunning
"Hero."
Combining
spectacular
martial
arts
action
sequences
with
multilayered
storytelling,
director
Zhang Yimou
has
crafted
a
piece
of
epic
filmmaking
as
dramatically
involving
as
it
is
aesthetically
arresting.
Set
in
ancient
China
during
an
age
known
as
the
"Warring
States
Period"
--
when
the
country
was
divided
into
a
patchwork-quilt
of
seven
feudal
kingdoms
--
the
fable
centers
on
the
far-reaching
ambitions
of
a
determined
warlord
(Chen
Dao
Ming)
obsessed
with
conquering
the
other
six
states
and
uniting
them
under
his
hegemony.
The
ongoing
power
struggle
has
left
the
land
devastated
by
unending
bloodshed;
it
has
also
made
the
king
a
constant
target
of
assassins,
in
particular
a
notorious
trio
of
three
legendary
killers:
Sky
(Donnie
Yen)
and
the
famed
duo-of-death,
Broken
Sword
(Tony
Leung
Chiu-Wai)
and
his
lover,
Snow
(Maggie
Cheung
Man-Yuk).
To
anyone
who
can
best
the
three
would-be-assassins
in
mortal
combat,
the
king
has
promised
wealth,
titles
and
a
private
audience.
As
it
turns
out,
the
man
who
finds
himself
sitting
within
spitting
--
or
stabbing
--
distance
from
the
grateful,
but
suspicious,
soon-to-be
first
Emperor
of
China
is
an
anonymous
country
sheriff
known
only
as
Nameless
(Jet
Li). Part
romance,
part
revenge
tale,
"Hero"
is
actually
told
in
reverse,
with
Nameless
recounting
his
victories
over
the
treacherous
triad
through
flashbacks.
Ripping
a
page
from
Akira
Kurosawa's
1950
black-and-white
classic,
"Rashomon,"
the
film
then
retraces
its
narrative
footprints,
retelling
the
same
events
from
different
perspectives
--
each
shot
using
a
different
dominant
color
scheme
--
though
until
the
end
viewers
are
not
sure
which
version
is
true.
Coloring
the
truth
--
literally
--
"Hero"
is
a
sumptuous
symphony
for
the
eyes,
with
crimson
crescendos
and
diminuendos
in
hushed
hues
of
ice
blue. Yimou
has
already
proven
skillful
in
mastering
human
drama
and
emotional
intimacy,
having
directed
such
quietly
alluring
films
as
"Raise
the
Red
Lantern"
(1992)
and
"To
Live"
(1994).
But
here
he
demonstrates
that
he
is
equally
adept
at
action
sequences,
imbuing
the
gravity-defying
sword
duels
with
a
visual
elegance
akin
to
Ang
Lee's
"Crouching
Tiger,
Hidden
Dragon"
(2000).
The
film
boasts
several
breathtakingly
beautiful
martial-arts
centerpieces,
each
more
intoxicating
than
the
last,
including
blade
ballets
in
a
golden
grove
of
trees
erupting
in
peak
autumnal
splendor,
above
a
placid
mountain
lake
and
in
a
palace
chamber
amid
flowing
emerald
banners.
Beyond
its
cinematic
bravura,
"Hero"
is
buttressed
by
timeless
themes
of
love
and
honor,
inspired
by
a
mix
of
history
and
myth.
Despite
its
stylistic
swordplay,
the
film,
in
extolling
dovish
self-sacrifice
over
hawkish
aggression,
becomes
a
poetic
polemic
against
the
obscenity
--
and
futility
--
of
war.
Late
in
the
film,
a
most
unlikely
pacifist
asks,
"Is
the
sword
the
only
answer?"
In
posing
the
question, Yimou
echoes
the
Christian
call
for
peace,
challenging
viewers
to
reject
violence.
In
one
scene,
the
king
studies
a
scroll
of
Broken
Sword's
calligraphy,
hoping
to
turn
insight
into
his
would-be-assassin's
artistry
into
an
advantage
on
the
battlefield.
Hopefully
viewers
contemplating
this
film
will,
in
turn,
walk
away
similarly
enlightened
that
the
heart
is
mightier
than
the
sword
--
a
most
valuable
lesson
in
these
turbulent
times.
Subtitles.
Due
to
recurring
stylized
martial
arts
violence,
an
implied
sexual
encounter
and
a
ritual
suicide,
the
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"The Hidden Blade" (Tartan)
Rated "R"
Terrific 19th-century Japanese drama about an honorable samurai
(Masatoshi Nagase) who is asked to hunt down and kill his friend (Yukiyoshi
Ozawa) who has turned renegade, with a romantic subplot involving a
former family domestic (Takako Matsu) whom the samurai rescues from
an abusive family and takes into his home, but for whom he cannot
declare his feelings. Director Yoji Yamada's follow-up to his
equally superb "The Twilight Samurai" is a vivid picture of changing
times, and the onslaught of Western-style artillery and tactics,
facing down the traditional Japanese formal style and sense of
honor. Making cultural allowances for such practices as hara-kiri
(suicide), the film has a strong moral center and a strong
anti-violence message. Subtitles. Relatively moderate violence
with brief bloodshed and gore, a murder without retribution,
discreet sexual themes and a couple of mild expletives. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Hide and Seek"
(20th Century Fox)
Rated “R”
Schlocky psychological unthriller about a New York psychologist (Robert De Niro)
who relocates to the country with his young traumatized daughter (Dakota
Fanning) after his wife commits suicide, but once there he becomes increasingly
alarmed when a series of strange and terrifying events leads him to question
whether his daughter's imaginary friend named "Charlie" is really make-believe
or something more malevolent. Directed by John Polson, the cliche-riddled film
bores more than it scores, lacking in any real suspense let alone the faintest
semblance of logic, and its twist ending elicits more snickers than surprise.
Recurring violence, including a graphic suicide and several murders, as well as
intense scenes of menace involving a minor. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"The Hills
Have Eyes" (Fox Searchlight)
Rated "R"
Grisly remake of Wes Craven's 1977 horror film about a family (headed by
Ted Levine and Kathleen Quinlan) whose cross-country road trip derails
into nightmare territory when they break down in the New Mexico desert
and are terrorized by a clan of cannibalistic mutant miners. Director
Alexandre Aja proves adept at building suspense and an unnerving sense
of isolation early on, before plunging into stomach-churning brutality
that escalates as it steams toward its ludicrous climax. Excessive
and gratuitously graphic violence, including bloody killings and
dismemberment, numerous ax attacks and shootings, a gruesome suicide, a
rape, a person set on fire, cannibalism, a dog mauling, many disturbing
images, much rough and crude language, as well some profanity. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"The Hills
Have Eyes II" (Fox)
Rated "R"
Members of a National Guard unit training for deployment in Iraq
(including soldiers played by Michael McMillian, Jessica Stroup and
Daniella Alonso) fall prey to mutants on a New Mexico military base
in this gruesome sequel to last year's remake of a 1977 horror film.
Director Martin Weisz does a decent job of incorporating the
landscape into the bloody game of survival, but it's impossible to
make the gratuitous gore palatable and audience members can shut
their eyes or wave a white flag of surrender at the projectionist. Excessive graphic violence, including bloody dismemberment,
numerous impalings and shootings, a suicide, a rape, upper female
nudity, pervasive rough and crude language, and some profanity. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive.
"The History Boys" (Fox
Searchlight)
Rated "R"
Faithful adaptation of Alan Bennett's award-winning London and
Broadway play with the excellent original cast (including Frances de
la Tour, Samuel Barnett and Dominic Cooper) intact about 1980s'
northern England public school boys (age 18) trying out for Oxford
and Cambridge under the rival tutelage of a wise if unconventional
teacher (Richard Griffiths) and a young recent graduate (Stephen
Campbell Moore) with more pragmatic methods. Director Nicholas
Hytner has opened up the play intelligently for the screen, though
it can't avoid a certain talkiness, and Bennett's themes of what we
can truly know of history, the apparent randomness of life's events
and how we are shaped by education are thought-provoking, while
certain elements -- like the older teacher's penchant for
inappropriately touching the students, which results in his
dismissal, and the other's latent homosexuality -- will limit the
film's appeal for many Catholics. Some rough language, innuendo and
other sexual elements, implied premarital couplings and some lightly
irreverent remarks. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"A History
of Violence" (New Line)
Rated "R"
Intensely suspenseful film about an upstanding family man, Tom Stall (Viggo
Mortensen), who becomes a local hero after he stands up to vicious
killers who hold up his diner, but then becomes the target of a
threatening underworld kingpin (Ed Harris) who insists Stall had once
been a gangster who scarred him years before. Director David
Cronenberg's masterfully crafted film, based on a graphic novel, has
overtones of those classic Westerns in which the peaceable hero is
forced to resort to violence against implacable evil, features
first-rate performances (including William Hurt and Ashton Holmes), but
despite a redemptive ending, the violence quotient won't be to every
taste. Much profanity, rough and crude language, violence with gore,
including several murders, two graphic husband-wife sexual encounters,
one quite brutal, drug use, and full frontal female and rear male
nudity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling.
"High
School Musical 3: Senior Year" (Disney)
Rated "G"
Breezy musical romance in which a high school basketball star (Zac
Efron) and his academically gifted girlfriend (Vanessa Hudgens)
join their classmates (Lucas Grabeel, Corbin Bleu and Monique
Coleman among others) to rehearse a play based on their own
lives, while a pampered prima donna (Ashley Tisdale) schemes to
oust the girlfriend from her leading role. Director Kenny
Ortega's big screen sequel to the popular made-for-television
films offers energetic, family-friendly entertainment while
encouraging viewers to resist divisive stereotypes. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general
patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is G
-- general audiences. All ages admitted.
"High Tension" (Lions Gate)
Rated "R"
Gratuitously violent horror film set in rural France about two friends
(Cecile de France and Maiwenn Le Besco) whose idyllic weekend studying
for exams at a secluded farmhouse becomes a struggle for survival when
they are terrorized by a sadistic killer (Philippe Nahon). Directed by
Alexandre Aja, this poorly dubbed homage to American slasher flicks is,
despite moments of suspense, little more than a stylishly executed but
repellent exercise in bloody excess, full of stomach-churning gore and
capped by an illogical plot twist. Mostly in French with English
subtitles. The film contains excessive graphic violence, including
decapitations, dismemberment, a bludgeoning and an impaling, a
homoerotic theme, perverse sexual situations including necrophilia, a
scene of masturbation, a voyeuristic shower sequence with frontal
nudity, as well as rough and crude language. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"The Hitcher" (Rogue)
Rated "R"
Thriller about two college students (Sophia Bush and Zachary
Knighton) menaced by a homicidal stranger (Sean Bean) to whom they
offer a ride while driving through New Mexico while on spring break,
subsequently finding themselves framed for the trail of murders left
by the killer. Director Dave Meyers' remake of the 1986
horror-action movie starts off promising psychological suspense, but
ultimately follows the original's predictable road map of bloody
excess and plot implausibility, capped by a flippant act of violent
retribution. Strong graphic and gratuitous violence, vigilante
justice, a shower scene with partial side nudity, much rough and
crude language, and an instance of profanity. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"The
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" (Touchstone)
Rated "PG"
Wacky and whimsical sci-fi comedy about the space travels of an ordinary
guy (Martin Freeman) who escapes an imminently exploding Earth moments
before it is destroyed to make way for an interstellar highway and who
travels aboard a starship to the farthest reaches of the galaxy with an
extraterrestrial researcher for the eponymous guidebook (Mos Def); the
buffoonish galactic president (Sam Rockwell); a chronically depressed
robot (voiced by Alan Rickman); and the sole other remaining earthling (Zooey
Deschanel). Based on the hugely popular 1979 sci-fi novel and BBC radio
play by the late Douglas Adams, the long-in-the-works film adaptation is
an entertaining, if disjointed, surrealistically silly potpourri of
space adventure, absurdist philosophy and rib-tickling satire. Think
"2001: A Space Odyssey" and "Independence Day" meet Monty Python.
Some irreligious humor, comic violence and mildly crude language. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Hitch" (Columbia)
Rated PG-13"
Entertaining, if not totally convincing, old-fashioned romance about a
highly successful "date doctor," Alex ("Hitch") Hitchens (Will Smith), who
helps shy men woo the women they love but are too timid to approach, and
then falls for a gossip columnist (Eva Mendes) who just happens to be on the
trail of an heiress (Amber Valletta) who is dating one of Hitch's clients,
the rotund and bumbling Albert (Kevin James), leading to predictable
complications. Andy Tennant's film is a refreshing throwback to the
lighthearted fare that Hollywood used to produce, nicely devoid of
gratuitous sexual situations, possesses a good moral tone, and contains
appealing performances, but the script just misses being a total success due
to some implausible plot turns, while the broadness of some of the gags
undermines the realistic foundation so essential to the best comedies. A few
instances of profanity, rough, and crude language, one brief sexual
situation, adult thematic elements. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
"Hitman" (20th Century Fox)
Rated "R"
Slick but exceedingly violent action film in which an assassin
(Timothy Olyphant), trained to kill from childhood, is hired to
gun down the president of Russia (Ulrich Thomsen), inexplicably
fails, kidnaps the president's girlfriend (Olga Kurylenko) and
goes on the lam, pursued at cross purposes by an Interpol agent
(Dougray Scott) and the head of the Russian secret service
(Robert Knepper). Director Xavier Gens' adaptation of the
titular video game is a blood-spilling, bone-crunching rampage
with stops along the way for pompous dialogue and misogynistic
humor. Pervasive graphic violence, rear and sustained
upper-female nudity, nongraphic sexual activity, much rough and
some crude language, and two uses of profanity. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"The Hoax" (Miramax)
Rated "R"
Imaginative riff on claims by real-life author Clifford Irving (a
convincing Richard Gere) to have the exclusive rights to eccentric
billionaire Howard Hughes' autobiography, fooling the top brass at
publisher McGraw-Hill and Life magazine, while he and co-conspirator
Dick Susskind (Alfred Molina) dream up increasingly ingenious ways
to prevent the truth from leaking. Director Lasse Hallstrom, working
from William Wheeler's overly complex script, mixes real-life events
from the early 1970s with the imaginary musings/ravings in Irving's
head, resulting in a sometimes stylish, sometimes intentionally
confusing take on a man whose falsehoods finally catch up with him. Considerable rough language and profanity, crude expressions, an
adulterous affair, an encounter with a prostitute, and some sexual
talk and innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
"The Holiday"
(Columbia/Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Generally appealing romantic comedy about a wedding columnist (Kate
Winslet) in the English countryside and a movie-trailer producer
(Cameron Diaz) in Los Angeles whose failed romances find them
swapping homes and continents over Christmas, leading to the former
falling in love with a film composer (Jack Black) and the latter
with the columnist's brother (Jude Law). Writer-director Nancy
Meyers elicits heartfelt performances from all, and there's a strong
affirmation of family and concern for the elderly, though some of
today's permissive attitude, but not overt sexual content, is
inherent in the script. Some rough and crude words, implied
premarital relationships, light innuendo and banter, a chaste
bedroom scene and mild domestic violence. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"The Holy Girl"
(Fine Line)
Rated "R"
Tedious and talky Spanish-language film about a teenage girl
(Maria Alche) who pursues a married doctor (Carlos Belloso) with a notion of
"saving" him after he inappropriately presses up against her in a crowd,
though saving in this case seems more like seducing. The doctor, meanwhile,
falls for her divorcee mother (Mercedes Moran). Argentine writer-director
Lucrecia Martel has stated her film is made from a Catholic perspective,
with themes of "the dangers of differentiating good from evil," taking "back
the reins of our own existence" and "drawing a line between live tissue and
moral prosthesis," but with its sluggish narrative, unappealing characters
and dreary film style, picking out the dubious Catholic underpinning seems
inconsequential. Subtitles. Some fleeting rear and
partial nudity, adolescent sexual musings, same-sex kissing, and a nonsexual
bed scene with the best friend and her boyfriend. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Hollywoodland"
(Focus)
Rated "R"
Dark speculative story about the mysterious death of George Reeves
(a convincing Ben Affleck), the actor who played Superman on TV in
the 1950s, as a fictional private eye (Adrien Brody) tries to
determine whether the death was indeed suicide, or murder at the
hands of his opportunistic starlet girlfriend (Robin Tunney), or by
a studio executive with mob connections (Bob Hoskins) married to his
paramour (Diane Lane). Director Allen Coulter's film (from Paul
Bernbaum's fanciful script) will be of interest to fans of the
"Superman" series and those intrigued by Hollywood lore, but there
are no conclusive answers, and the anachronistic expletives (the
f-word and s-word were not used so commonly in the 1940s and '50s),
and overdone sleazy milieu will be a turnoff to many. Strong
sexual themes, nongraphic sexual encounters including adultery,
pervasive rough and crude language and profanity, some discreet
violence with blood and partial shadowy nudity. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find troubling.
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"A Home at the End of the World"
(Warner Independent Pictures)
Rated "R"
The late Catholic
theologian Father Karl Rahner once wrote, "All
life is an unfinished symphony." It is precisely this pall
of incompleteness and loss intrinsic to the human
condition, especially as it applies to
interpersonal relationships, which hangs over "A
Home at the End of the World" , a mealy melodrama
about a sexually ambiguous young man in love with
both his gay best friend and a heterosexual woman. Based on the Pulitzer
Prize-winning novel by Michael Cunningham, "A Home
at the End of the World" is by turns tender and
trite, vacillating between literary meatiness and
Hollywood superficiality. But whatever is good
about the film -- including solid performances
from an ensemble cast -- is eclipsed by its
homoerotic elements and morally murky attempts to
redefine traditional ideas of family and human
sexuality in more malleable, relativistic terms. The movie covers three
time periods, opening in Cleveland in 1967 where
an apple-cheeked 9-year-old Bobby Morrow (Andrew
Chalmers) walks in on his older hippie brother
Carlton (Ryan Donowho) -- whom he idolizes --
having sex with his girlfriend. "It's just love
man," Carlton explains reassuringly, promising
Bobby to get him a girl of his own. "You've been a
virgin too long." This scene is followed by
an even more troubling tableau in a cemetery next
to their house where, reclining among the
tombstones, Carlton gives Bobby a child-size dose
of LSD. While such misguided
mentoring is reprehensible, the two scenes
establish key thematic threads woven through the
rest of the film: the transposing of love and
sexual attraction and the ever-present specter of
death. They also firmly establish a fraternal bond
between Carlton and Bobby, making Carlton's
untimely death in a freak accident soon after all
the more traumatic for Bobby. It's a loss from
which he never recovers and which haunts him for
the rest of the film. Fast-forwarding several
years, Bobby (played as a teen by Erik Smith)
befriends the gangling Jonathan Glover (Harris
Allan). The two boys become soul mates. Following
the death of his parents, the Glovers take Bobby
in and raise him as their son. The new living
arrangement affords the teenagers ample
opportunity for sexual experimentation and smoking
marijuana. Bobby even invites Mrs. Glover (Sissy Spacek) to join in on the latter. Leapfrogging into the
1980s, Bobby (who has grown into Colin Farrell)
moves to New York City and is reunited with
Jonathan (Dallas Roberts), who has been living in
Greenwich Village since attending college at New
York University. Seeing Bobby reawakens old
emotions in the now openly gay Jonathan, whose
trolling has led to a long queue of unfulfilling
one-night flings. The third player in the
movie's menage is Clare (Robin Wright Penn),
Jonathan's bohemian roommate, who takes an
immediate liking to Bobby. They quickly become
lovers. This of course makes for uncomfortable
situations for all parties involved. The tug-of-war tensions
increase when Clare announces that she is pregnant
with Bobby's child. After much bickering they
decide to go the it-takes-a-village route and
raise the baby as a threesome, relocating to
upstate New York and renovating a rustic
farmhouse. Cast against his
usual hypertestosterone type, Farrell demonstrates
dexterity with his sensitive performance as the
polymorphous protagonist. Maintaining much of the
novel's reflective rhythms, "A Home at the End of
the World" explores the various permutations of
love and the vagaries of the human heart, plumbing
its need for connection and communion with others. However, in wrestling
with questions of loss and loneliness, the film,
while maintaining the humanity of its characters,
promotes a disturbing postmodern attitude that
thumbs its nose at conventional mores, especially
in regard to family life and sexual morality. In
one scene, Clare confides to Jonathan's mother
that she secretly craves a more traditional
domestic arrangement, only to be told, "You're
much better off not having the normal thing." Due to an ambiguous view
of human sexuality, including a sympathetic
portrayal of homosexual and bisexual
relationships, several sexual encounters with
nudity, recurring drug content involving minors, a
few instances of same-sex kissing, as well as much
rough and crude language, the USCCB classification
is O -- morally offensive.
"The Honeymooners" (Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Ho-hum updating of
the classic Jackie Gleason 1950s' television series with Cedric the
Entertainer as Ralph Kramden, the New York bus driver, Mike Epps as Ed
Norton, his sewer-working friend, and Gabrielle Union and Regina Hall as
their long-suffering wives, in a contrived story about Ralph and Ed
entering a mutt in a dog race to earn money to buy a suburban house for
their wives, after Ralph squanders their savings on an antique subway
train. John Schultz's film bears little resemblance to the much-loved
series in either tone or laugh quotient, and without Gleason or sidekick
Art Carney, there's little point to the endeavor. Some mild
profanity, crass expressions, fleeting irreverence, crude humor and
innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Hoodwinked" (Weinstein)
Rated "PG"
Intermittently amusing computer-animated comedy directed by Cory Edwards
that sets out to reveal the "real story" behind the well-known nursery
tale of Little Red Riding Hood, as each character -- including the
scarlet-clad heroine (voiced by Anne Hathaway), her extreme
sports-loving granny (voiced by Glenn Close), the wolf (voiced by
Patrick Warburton) and a brawny woodsman (voiced by Jim Belushi) -- are
grilled by police responding to a domestic disturbance call. Despite
sporadic bursts of wit and a clever "Rashomon"-style structure, the
wacky proceedings are handicapped by a laugh-lean script and
unimpressive animation. Cartoon action violence and mildly crude
humor. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II
-- adults and adolescents.
"Hoodwinked
Too! Hood vs. Evil" (Weinstein)
Rated "PG"
Things have once again gone awry in the world of fairy tales
in director Mike Disa's tired, substandard 3-D animated sequel
to 2006's "Hoodwinked!" Hansel and Gretel (voices of Bill Hader
and Amy Poehler) have been kidnapped, and the prime suspect is a
witch (voice of Joan Cusack). Their rescue is clearly a job for
the super-spies of the Happily Ever After Agency, led by a
long-legged frog (voice of David Ogden Stiers), and including
Red Riding Hood (voice of Hayden Panettiere) who must reunite
with her partner, the Big Bad Wolf (voice of Patrick Warburton),
and join forces with her granny (voice of Glenn Close) to make
sure the villains get their just desserts -- and don't get
possession of a chocolate truffle that renders the eater
invincible. Mildly rude bathroom humor and some very loud
action sequences. The Catholic News Service classification is
A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested.
"Hoot" (New Line)
Rated "PG"
Amiable family-friendly drama about an eighth-grader (Logan Lerman) who
moves with his parents to small-town Florida, where he is caught up in
the crusade of an enigmatic boy (Cody Linley) and his stepsister (Brie
Larson) to save a colony of burrowing owls whose habitat is threatened
by a real-estate developer hoping to bulldoze the endangered birds'
nesting zone to make way for a pancake franchise. Directed by Wil
Shriner and based on Carl Hiaasen's award-winning children's book, the
film's warm message about friendship, respect for nature and taking a
stand for what's right is handicapped somewhat by a weak script and a
slow-starting plot, and the saucer-eyed critters get very little screen
time. Some schoolyard bullying and a few mildly crass expressions. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general
patronage.
"Hop"
(Universal)
Rated "PG"
Spring is on its way, but the Easter Bunny's "hare" apparent
(voice of Russell Brand) has gone AWOL in director Tim
Hill's comedy of errors which -- though it seamlessly blends
live action and computer animation -- is somewhat less than
appropriate for its target audience. Junior, it seems, would
rather be a rock star than succeed his father (voice of Hugh
Laurie) as the world's most famous supplier of candy and
goody baskets. So he hops away to Hollywood, where he meets
a similarly disenchanted human (James Marsden). They bond
and learn lessons about family and the importance of
reconciliation, but not about the real meaning of Easter
itself, which is never so much as mentioned. Along the way,
the script's vaguely coarse humor is geared more toward
adults than children, making this collection of empty
cinematic calories an un-tasty morsel for the younger set.
Some mildly rude humor. The Catholic News Service
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental
guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for
children.
"Horrible Bosses" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Mean-spirited, often sordid comedy in which a trio of friends (Jason
Bateman, Charlie Day and Jason Sudeikis)
exasperated by the varied misbehaviors of their respective bosses (Kevin
Spacey, Jennifer Aniston and Colin Farrell)
plot to eliminate all three irksome employers the old-fashioned way: by
murdering them. Of course the humor focuses on the normally law-abiding
pals' inept attempts to execute their outlandish scheme, and they are
shown to experience some appropriate moral qualms along the way. But
director Seth Gordon's film treats wayward sexuality as fodder for
laughs while dialogue is riddled with ribaldry. Strong sexual content,
including brief but graphic images of nonmarital and group sex,
masturbation, partial nudity, drug use, references to perversion, about
15 uses of profanity and pervasive rough and crude language. The
Catholic News Service classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under
17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Hostel"
(Lions Gate)
Rated "R"
Nauseatingly vile horror film about a trio of lustful backpackers (Jay
Hernandez, Derek Richardson and Eythor Gudjonsson) traveling through
Europe, lured off the beaten path by promises of carnal pleasures to a
hostel in Slovakia, where they fall easy prey to a pair of temptresses
and wind up in a chamber of horrors where wealthy sadists pay top dollar
for the most depraved thrills. Packaging dehumanizing brutality as
entertainment, director Eli Roth serves up a steady stream of soft-core
sex and shock-value gore, as pornographically gratuitous as it is
mindless. Excessive grisly violence, including bloody scenes of
torture and dismemberment, strong sexual situations with nudity, lurid
and erotic images, drug content, a suicide, debasement of women,
pervasive rough and crude language, as well as lewd humor. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Hostel: Part II"
(Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
Repellently sadistic story of three American girls (Lauren
German, Heather Matarazzo and Bijou Phillips) kidnapped
abroad for the deviant purpose of being slaughtered by
wealthy clients (including Roger Bart and Richard Burgi) at
a Slovakian mansion. Eli Roth's film has a glossy look and
is not without style and even a smidgen of substance, but
what might have been a reasonably good horror film along
more conventional lines instead becomes an empty,
wince-inducing bloodbath. Pervasive violence and gore
including disemboweling, castration, cannibalism, brief full
male and female nudity, much rough language and profanity.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O
-- morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Hot Fuzz" (Rogue)
Rated "R"
Fast-paced, often witty sendup of police buddy films as an
overachieving officer (Simon Pegg, who also co-wrote the script) is
reassigned to a sleepy country town where he's confronted with a series
of fatal "accidents," and how he and laid-back sidekick (Nick Frost) set
out to find the culprit. Canny direction by co-writer Edgar Wright and a
top-flight British cast (including Jim Broadbent, Timothy Dalton, Anne
Reid, Billie Whitelaw and Edward Woodward) plays to the hilt, but some
viewers may find the escalating violence and salty language offensive,
even in this satiric context. Some rough and crude language, violence
with bloodshed including stabbings and decapitations, some grisly
images, innuendo and underage drinking. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Hot Rod"
(Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Sweet-natured, occasionally surreal comedy about an aimless
youth (Andy Samberg of "Saturday Night Live") who aspires to
be a professional stuntman and wants nothing more than to
raise enough money so his abusive stepfather can have a
heart transplant -- so he can beat him up. Director Akiva
Schaffer (also of "Saturday Night Live") and screenwriter
Pam Brady (lately of "South Park") adorn this flimsy plot
with pop-culture references and dark satire, but unless you
find every twitch and utterance of Samberg screamingly funny
you're likely to miss some of the humor. Much cartoonish
and bloodless violence, all played for laughs, and some
coarse and crass language. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material
may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Hotel for Dogs" (Dreamworks/Nickelodeon)
Rated "PG"
Wholesomely enjoyable canine caper in which an orphaned brother
and sister (Jake T. Austin and Emma Roberts) shelter their dog,
along with a motley group of strays, in an abandoned hotel,
outwitting their neglectful foster parents (Lisa Kudrow and
Kevin Dillon) and causing complications for their genuinely
caring social worker (Don Cheadle). Director Thor Freudenthal's
cuddly adaptation of Lois Duncan's 1971 children's book, his
feature debut, sees the affectionate siblings working together
and with friends to care for their expanding pack and
improvising a part-human, part-animal surrogate family. A
couple of crass words. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-I -- general patronage. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"Hot Tub Time Machine" (MGM)
Rated "R"
Tasteless time travel comedy in which three former best friends
(John Cusack, Rob Corddry and Craig Robinson) who have drifted
apart over the years reunite and, with Cusack's geeky
24-year-old nephew (Clark Duke) in tow, embark on a road trip to
a ski resort where a magically malfunctioning hot tub suddenly
transports them back to 1986. As directed by Steve Pink, the
tedious proceedings -- which see the pals reliving their
supposed glory days of youthful drug- and sex-fueled hedonism,
and dithering between the desire to preserve the past in order
to ensure the future -- including the nephew's very existence --
and the temptation to improve their destinies by making better
choices -- are at once artistically ramshackle and morally
repugnant. Graphic nonmarital sexual activity, upper female
and rear nudity, repeated drug use, about 10 instances of
profanity, much sexual and some scatological humor, ceaseless
rough and crude language. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Hounddog" (Empire)
Rated "R"
Atmospheric, well-acted, but overwrought and ultimately
pointless melodrama set in 1950s Alabama about a lonely little
girl (Dakota Fanning) with an Elvis Presley fixation, her
mentally impaired father (David Morse), his estranged girlfriend
(Robin Wright Penn), and religious zealot grandmother (Piper
Laurie). Director Deborah Kampmeier gets high marks for settting
the mood, but the backwoods Southern gothic story -- replete
with snakes both real and symbolic, a kindly wise black neighbor
(Afemo Omilami), and oh-so-cathartic blues -- fails to convince
even in this allegorical context. A brief, nongraphic,
underage rape, some sexual talk and a brief nongraphic adult
encounter, nonsexual rear male nudity, underage drinking and a
moderately jaundiced view of religion. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"House" (Roadside)
Rated "R"
Old-fashioned Southern gothic tale of two couples (Reynaldo
Rosales, Heidi Dippold, J.P. Davis and Julie Ann Emery) trapped
in an eerie backwoods inn where they battle both the sinister
proprietors (Leslie Easterbrook, Lew Temple and Bill Moseley)
and a masked intruder. Though intended as a Christian allegory,
director Robby Henson's screen version of Frank Peretti and Ted
Dekker's novel is too confused and labored to make its
long-deferred theological payoff worth the wait. Moderate
violence, an incestuous child molestation theme, a few sexual
references and implied cohabitation; acceptable for older teens.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III
-- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"The House Bunny"
(Columbia/Relativity)
Rated "PG-13"
After being exiled from the Playboy mansion, a ditzy but
irrepressible model (Anna Faris) helps the awkward sisters
(Emma Stone, Kat Dennings and Katharine McPhee, among
others) of a failing sorority reinvent themselves as popular
party girls while herself falling for a sensitive nursing
home administrator (Colin Hanks). Although director Fred
Wolf's comedy portrays the Playboy lifestyle as idyllic
rather than exploitative -- with magazine founder Hugh
Hefner appearing as himself -- it ultimately asserts the
value of substance over appearance, and its central romantic
relationships are quite traditional. Brief rear nudity,
much sexual humor, one use of the f-word, some crude and
crass language, and an out-of-wedlock pregnancy. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"House of D"
(Lions Gate)
Rated "PG-13"
Parents are strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
Contrived but touching coming-of-age story of 12-year-old Tom (Anton Yelchin)
living in 1970s' Greenwich Village with his manic, pill-popping widowed
mother (Tea Leoni), his friendship with a mentally challenged delivery man
(Robin Williams), his first crush on a pretty schoolmate, and his unusual
friendship with an unseen inmate (Erykah Badu) at the Women's House of
Detention. Actor David Duchovny's directorial debut (from his own script)
has a low-budget feel, but the story -- even with its shamelessly
sentimental ending -- is compelling. The messages about the importance of
being honest and finding your roots are admirable, if a bit platitudinous,
and the performances are excellent, especially from young Yelchin, but also
Duchovny as the adult Tom and Frank Langella as the clerical school
principal. Tobacco and drug use, some profanity and crude language and
expressions, sexual content and innuendo, suicide attempt, and a problematic
euthanasia plot twist. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive.
"House of
Wax" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Repulsive horror film about a group of college students (including Chad
Michael Murray and Paris Hilton) who, while on a road trip, find
themselves stranded in a backwater town, where they fall prey to a pair
of homicidal twins (both played by Brian Van Holt) intent on turning
their unsuspecting victims into wax figures that are a little too
lifelike for comfort. With its formulaic plot and vapid performances,
director Jaume Collet-Serra's bloody re-imagining of the 1953 Vincent
Price classic quickly melts into a stomach-churning mess of slasher
cliches and sadism, which packages human debasement as popcorn fare.
Gratuitous gruesome violence and gore, torture images, some sexual
situations and humor, including a striptease, teen smoking and drinking,
as well as recurring rough and crude language. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Hostage"
(Miramax)
Rated "R"
Taut -- if frequently violent -- thriller about former hostage
negotiator Jeff Talley (Bruce Willis), who relocates to another town and
becomes a police chief after a hostage rescue attempt goes tragically
awry, but then finds himself back in action when the affluent Walter
Smith (Kevin Pollak) and his children are taken hostage by three teenage
hoodlums, but the twist is Smith himself turns out to have criminal ties
and Talley's own family is soon taken captive by unknown forces out to
get Smith. Director Florent Siri keeps up the unrelenting tension, which
helps obscure some plot improbabilities; Willis gives a convincingly
anguished performance, Ben Foster is scarily effective as the worst of
the teens, and Alexandre Desplat has supplied a pulsating background
score. Much rough and crude language, gunfire, violence with
attendant blood, a raging fire and flaming bodies, a sadistic villain,
some suggestive gestures and drug use. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Hotel Rwanda"
(United
Artists)
Rated
"PG-13"
Inspiring
real-life
story
of
Paul
Rusesabagina
(Don
Cheadle),
a
hotel
manager
in
Rwanda
who,
at
great
personal
risk,
saved
the
lives
of
thousands
of
refugees
marked
for
death
during
the
nightmarish
days
of
the
Rwandan
genocide.
He
sheltered
them
from
the
slaughter
occurring
outside
his
hotel
compound.
Well-written,
directed
and
acted,
the
emotionally
riveting
and
profoundly
moral
movie
deals
with
an
extremely
dark
chapter
of
history,
but
it
is
a
powerful
testament
to
hope,
courage
and
the
nobility
of
the
human
spirit,
as
well
as
the
unsung
heroism
of
"ordinary"
people.
Disturbing
violence
and
images
of
mass
slaughter,
fleeting
shadowy
background
nudity
and
some
brief
rough
language.
The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents are strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"House
of
Flying
Daggers"
(Sony
Pictures
Classics)
Rated
"PG-13"
Visually
dazzling
martial
arts
love
story
set
in
ancient
China
about
a
lawman
(Takeshi
Kaneshiro)
who
finds
himself
entangled
in
a
web
of
desire
and
deception
when
his
superior
(Andy
Lau)
assigns
him
to
infiltrate
a
gang
of
anti-imperial
insurgents
by
escorting
a
beautiful
blind
courtesan
(Ziyi
Zhang)
with
ties
to
the
group
to
the
rebels'
secret
forest
stronghold.
Part
action
adventure,
part
triangular
romance,
director
Zhang
Yimou's
melodramatic
sword
saga
of
passion,
betrayal
and
the
conflict
between
love
and
duty
is
full
of
eye-popping
fight
sequences,
but
its
story
sometimes
gets
drowned
out
by
the
artistic
swirl
of
silk
and
steel.
Subtitles.
Much
stylized
action
violence
and
associated
gore,
attempted
rape
and
a
sexual
encounter.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
The
Motion
Picture
Association
of
America
rating
is
PG-13
--
parents
are
strongly
cautioned.
Some
material
may
be
inappropriate
for
children
under
13.
"Howl's
Moving Castle" (Disney)
Rated "PG"
Marvelous, hugely imaginative Japanese animated feature based on a
popular novel by Diana Wynne Jones about a young girl (voiced by Emily
Mortimer) transformed into an old lady (Jean Simmons) by a witch's curse
(Lauren Bacall) who becomes the housekeeper to a handsome, but
reclusive, wizard (Christian Bale) and his apprentice (Josh Hutcherson)
and fire demon (Billy Crystal). Hayao Miyazaki's utterly absorbing film
works so well on many levels that it can be equally appreciated by
children and adults, and imparts beautiful messages about taking a moral
stand, respect for the elderly, forgiveness and the senselessness of
war. Subtitles in Japanese version. Battle scenes, some frightening
images for very young children. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"How
About You" (Strand)
Rated "NR"
Gentle and uplifting holiday drama about a free-spirited young
Irishwoman (Hayley Atwell) who takes a job at the retirement
home run by her sister (Orla Brady) and changes the lives of its
four most cantankerous inhabitants: an ex-screen actress
(Vanessa Redgrave), a former judge (Joss Ackland), and two
quarrelling sisters (Imelda Staunton and Brenda Fricker). A
formidable cast lends panache to a somewhat predictable plot in
director Anthony Byrne's adaptation of a short story by Maeve
Binchy, though there's a benign view of drugs and some coarse
language among the generally positive messages about the dignity
and enduring potential of the elderly. Drug use, mature
themes, some rough and crude language, and a couple of uses of
profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. Not rated by the Motion
Picture Association of America.
"How Do You Know"
(Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Cheerless romantic comedy in which a champion softball player (Reese
Witherspoon), who has recently been cut from her team, worries about her
future. She is also trying to decide whether she loves the good-natured
but philandering major league baseball player (Owen Wilson), with whom
she has been living, or a neurotic businessman (Paul Rudd) whose
indictment for stock fraud threatens to land him in jail and ruin the
company founded by his hard-driving dad (Jack Nicholson). With its oddly
unsympathetic characters endlessly analyzing their every emotion and
reaction, the few laughs and insights provided by writer-director James
L. Brooks' script hardly seem worthwhile, all the more so given that
subjects like womanizing and single motherhood are played for laughs.
Brief nongraphic sexual activity, a nonmarital situation, promiscuity
theme, an out-of-wedlock pregnancy, a birth-control reference, at least
one use of profanity, a couple of rough and a few crude words. The
Catholic News Service classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"How to Eat Fried Worms" (New
Line)
Rated "PG"
Loose adaptation of Thomas Rockwell's children's book about a
weak-stomached boy (Luke Benward) who, desperate to fit in as the
new kid at school and silence a bully's (Adam Hicks) taunts, agrees
to eat 10 worms within the span of a Saturday afternoon. With a yuck
factor that may disturb some parents, director Bob Dolman's film
sends a misguided message about peepressure that undermines
charming performances and themes of friendship, honesty and standing
up for oneself. Scattered mildly crude language and humor, some
bullying and gross-out images and a scene of breaking into a shop.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II --
adults and adolescents.
"How to Train Your
Dragon" (DreamWorks)
Rated "PG"
Robust animated fantasy about a teenaged Viking (voiced by
Jay Baruchel) who goes against his own people by befriending
and domesticating the creatures his society has been
battling for 300 years. Directors Chris Sanders and Dean
DeBlois have fashioned an engaging boy's own
action-adventure, based on Cressida Cowell's book, with
impressive 3-D visuals and a constructive pacifist message.
While not overly taxing on brain cells or the imagination,
it constitutes an above-average family-oriented ride,
keeping in mind younger children may be frightened at times. Much relatively intense fantasy action, some harsh
descriptions of Viking-dragon mayhem, two instances of potty
language, two mildly off-color references to body parts. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II
-- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material
may not be suitable for children.
"Howl's Moving Castle" (Disney)
Rated "PG"
Marvelous, hugely imaginative Japanese animated feature based on a
popular novel by Diana Wynne Jones about a young girl (voiced by Emily
Mortimer) transformed into an old lady (Jean Simmons) by a witch's curse
(Lauren Bacall) who becomes the housekeeper to a handsome, but
reclusive, wizard (Christian Bale) and his apprentice (Josh Hutcherson)
and fire demon (Billy Crystal). Hayao Miyazaki's utterly absorbing film
works so well on many levels that it can be equally appreciated by
children and adults, and imparts beautiful messages about taking a moral
stand, respect for the elderly, forgiveness and the senselessness of
war. Subtitles in Japanese version. Battle scenes, some frightening
images for very young children. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"How She Move" (Paramount
Vantage)
Rated "PG-13"
Buoyant musical film chronicling the struggles of a young
Caribbean immigrant (Rutina Wesley) who, in the wake of her
sister's death and the financial ruin of her parents (Conrad
Coates and Melanie Nicholls-King), seeks comfort in "stepping,"
a traditional style of African-American dance and, despite the
opposition of a former friend (Tre Armstrong), joins an all-male
crew led by a charismatic step veteran (Dwain Murphy) to compete
for prize money she hopes to use for tuition. While sequences of
tightly choreographed stomping provide the entertainment high
points of director Ian Iqbal Rashid's movie, the drama is also
effective and the emphasis on education welcome. The film is
possibly acceptable for older teens. Two uses of the f-word (one
only mouthed), much crude and crass language, one use of
profanity, one obscene gesture, drug references and suggestive
dancing. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may
be inappropriate for children under 13.
"The
Hunting Party" (MGM/Weinstein)
Rated "R"
Interesting though uneven black comedy based on
actual events, about a washed-up broadcast
journalist (Richard Gere), his former cameraman
(Terrence Howard) and the nerdy reporter-son
(Jesse Eisenberg) of a network executive who,
five years after the Bosnian war, attempt not
just to interview but to capture a notorious war
criminal who has thus far eluded CIA and U.N.
search efforts in and around Sarajevo.
Writer-director Richard Shepard's mix of drama
and laughs works sometimes, but not enough of
the time, and despite individual pluses and an
implicitly strong indictment of governmental
inaction in capturing war criminals it fails
overall to convince. Much gratuitous rough
language and profanity; crass expressions; rear
and upper female nudity; some violence including
torture; a fox hunt; sexual references; brief
nongraphic scene of sexuality; and premarital
situations. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content
many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"Hustle & Flow" (Paramount Classics)
Rated "R"
Well-acted but problematic drama about a Memphis pimp (Terrence Howard)
who tries to better his life by pursuing his dream of becoming a rap
artist, aided by a former classmate (Anthony Anderson) and his
supportive stable of prostitutes (Taraji P. Henson and Taryn Manning).
Written and directed by first-timer Craig Brewer, the film's redemptive
theme hardly justifies its moral ambivalence toward its protagonist's
reprehensible -- though never glamorized -- actions, especially his
degrading use of women in satisfying his uphill quest for
self-fulfillment. An uncritical portrayal of prostitution, extended
partial nudity, some violence, drug content, much raw sexual language
and profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is O -- morally offensive.
I
"I
Am
David"
(Lions
Gate)
Rated
“PG”
Life-affirming
family
adventure
set
in
1952
about
a
young
Bulgarian
boy
(Ben
Tibber)
who
escapes
confinement
in
a
brutal
communist
labor
camp
and
must
make
his
way
across
Europe
in
order
to
find
refuge
in
Denmark.
As
directed
by
Paul
Feig,
the
well-told,
visually
handsome
tale
is
both
engaging
and
edifying,
and
its
simple,
gentle
message
--
that
life
is
a
gift
--
is
full
of
hope.
Mature
themes
and
some
brief
violence.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-II
--
adults
and
adolescents.
"I Am Legend"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Grim but effective thriller has a brave scientist (Will
Smith) as the last surviving person in New York battling
ferocious animal and human mutants as he struggles to
find a cure for the virus that has eliminated most of
the world's population. Director Francis Lawrence's
remake of Richard Matheson's 1954 novel has some eerie
scenes of a decimated New York, and the
computer-generated images of mutants attacking are scary
enough when they come, but though Smith is a compelling
presence and there are some pointed and admirable
spiritual elements, the basic setup ultimately grows
tiresome and more depressing than exciting. Intense
if isolated violent sequences, including the killing of
the creatures, and scantily clad mutants. Might be
acceptable for older teens. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"I
Heart
Huckabees"
(Fox
Searchlight)
Rated
"R"
Quirky
comedy
about
an
angst-ridden
environmental
activist
(Jason
Schwartzman)
who
hires
a
married
team
of
existential
detectives
(Dustin
Hoffman
and
Lily
Tomlin)
to
unravel
the
mystery
behind
the
meaning
of
life.
As
eccentrically
directed
by
David
O.
Russell,
the
film
is
a
madcap
mix
of
philosophy
and
slapstick,
resulting
in
a
brainy
farce
which,
while
intellectually
loaded,
is
emotionally
empty.
A
sexual
encounter
and
much
rough
and
crude
language.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"I
Love You, Beth Cooper" (Fox Atomic)
Rated "PG-13"
A nerdy high school valedictorian (Paul Rust) uses his speech to
declare his love for the head cheerleader (Hayden Panettiere)
after which the unlikely pair have a series of graduation night
adventures in the company of his sexually conflicted best friend
(Jack T. Carpenter) and her two closest pompom pals (Lauren
London and Lauren Storm). In director Chris Columbus' comic
misfire, adapted by Larry Doyle from his novel, a potentially
charming central relationship gets lost in the shuffle of
well-worn social stereotypes, harshly violent confrontations
with the heroine's boyfriend (Shawn Roberts) and freewheeling
sexual attitudes and behavior. Brief nongraphic, nonmarital
sexual activity, an off-screen three-way encounter, benign view
of group sex and homosexuality, underage drinking, drug
references, much sexual and occasional irreverent humor, at
least one use of the F-word, much crude language and a
half-dozen uses of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"I Love You, Man"
(DreamWorks)
Rated "R"
A socially awkward Los Angeles realty agent (Paul Rudd) becomes
engaged to his live-in girlfriend (Rashida Jones) but lacks a
male friend close enough to be his best man until a chance
meeting with a crudely uninhibited slacker (Jason Segal) leads
to almost obsessive bonding. A morally positive wrap-up and
Rudd's gift for delivering creatively contorted wordplay fail to
prevent director John Hamburg's buddy comedy, which also
features Andy Samberg as the realtor's gay brother, from
foundering in blue language, tasteless jokes and indiscriminate
sexual values. Premarital cohabitation, a promiscuous gay
character, much sexual and some gross-out humor, pervasive rough
and crude language, and at least one profanity. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"I Know Who Killed Me" (TriStar/360)
Rated "R"
Perfectly dreadful thriller about a college student (Lindsay
Lohan in a big career misstep) abducted and tortured by a serial
killer (who amputates several of her body parts), and how, when
she finds herself waking up in a hospital, she must convince
everyone she is not the young woman everyone thinks she is.
Chris Sivertson's direction, Jeffrey Hammond's ludicrous script,
and the level of acting (by Lohan, Julia Ormond, Neal McDonough
and Brian Geraghty) is as crude as a grindhouse movie of the
1970s, with heaps of trashy violence, sex and bad language.
Graphic violence and torture, gore, grisly images, pervasive
rough language and some profanity, upper female nudity, skimpy
costuming, a graphic sex scene, drug and alcohol use, and condom
use. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"I Now Pronounce You Chuck &
Larry" (Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Brooklyn firefighters Chuck Levine (Adam Sandler) and Larry Valentine (Kevin
James) pose as a gay couple to qualify for domestic partnership benefits in a
crude exercise that makes a mockery of comedy more than matrimony. Homophobic
and yet pro-gay marriage, the harsh and raunchy movie is overly long and
inadequately funny, as three screenwriters and director Dennis Dugan strain to
cover all the bases with lifeless and predictable tangents. Pervasive sexual
content and references, frequent crude and crass language, one instance of
profanity, vulgar gestures, some bathroom humor, fondling of a woman's breasts,
rear male nudity, much skimpy female costuming, frequent racial, gender and
homophobic slurs, a drug reference, and much violence including fisticuffs. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs"
(Fox)
Rated "PG"
Mostly delightful animated sequel in which a mammoth couple (voices
of Ray Romano and Queen Latifah), a tiger (voice of Denis Leary) and
two possums (voices of Josh Peck and Seann William Scott) search for
the missing sloth (voice of John Leguizamo) who rounds out their
improvised herd, and discover the underworld of dinosaurs to which
he has been unwillingly carried. A few touches of vaguely crude
humor aside, director Carlos Saldanha's epic 3-D quest, which also
features Simon Pegg voicing the adventurers' wacky weasel guide, is
well calculated to charm viewers of all ages with its portrayal of
loyalty and teamwork. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-I -- general patronage. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested.
Some material may not be suitable for children.
"Ice Age:
The Meltdown"
(20th Century Fox)
Rated "PG"
Inferior, but still highly entertaining, sequel to the 2002
computer-animated hit which finds the prehistoric trio -- cranky mammoth
Manny (voiced by Ray Romano), sarcastic saber-toothed tiger Diego
(voiced by Denis Leary) and wise-cracking sloth Sid (voiced by John
Leguizamo) -- joined by a confused she-mammoth (voiced by Queen Latifah)
and a tag team of prankster possums (voiced by Seann William Scott and
Josh Peck) as they race to escape an impending cataclysmic flood
triggered by the warming climate. Directed by Carlos Saldanha, the story
and characters have thinned along with the ice, but in the thawing
process the laughs and zany charm remain intact along with a gentle
message about family and friendship. Some scenes of menace that may
be too intense for very young children, a few crass expressions, some
innuendo and a mildly crude sight-gag. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage.
"The Ice
Harvest" (Focus)
Rated "R"
Rancid black comedy taking place all in one night about a crooked Kansas
lawyer (John Cusack) and his sleazy accomplice (Billy Bob Thornton) who
embezzle $2 million from a local mob boss (Randy Quaid), but whose plans
to skip town are stymied by a Christmas Eve ice storm and a series of
double-crosses. Despite some pungent performances, director Harold Ramis'
adaptation of Scott Phillip's mordant novel is a misanthropic mix of
barbed cynicism and sordid nastiness. Recurring bloody violence,
several scenes in a strip club involving partial nudity, brief
pornographic images, drunken recklessness, pervasive nihilism, vulgar
and irreverent humor, excessive rough and crude language, as well as
some profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is O -- morally offensive.
"Ice Princess" (Disney)
Rated "G"
Standard but not uninteresting tale of a high school honor student (Michelle
Trachtenberg) whose heart is secretly set on professional skating, and after
working on a science project about correlation between skating and physics
decides to train for the championships with former champion Tina (Kim Cattrall),
over the objections of her mother (Joan Cusack), who's determined her daughter
study physics at Harvard instead. Tim Fywell's modest film -- thematically
similar to the 1977 ballet film "The Turning Point" -- is reasonably absorbing
for all its plot predictability, the skating sequences are enjoyable, and the
performances, within the one-dimensional demands of the story, are good, making
this unobjectionable family entertainment, especially for young girls. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is G -- general audiences.
"The Ides of March"
(Columbia)
Rated "R"
Savvy but raw political drama about an
up-and-coming press spokesman (Ryan Gosling) whose fling with an
intern (Evan Rachel Wood) during a crucial Democratic
presidential primary leads him to discover that the campaign
manager (Philip Seymour Hoffman) for whom he works and the
candidate (George Clooney) in whom he deeply believes are not
all they seem. With a sharp script and a powerful cast, Clooney,
who also directed and co-wrote, turns in a slick adaptation of
Beau Willimon's play, "Farragut North." While fundamentally
moral in most respects, however, this study in the corrupting
effects of power is studded with mature subject matter and
machismo-driven vulgarities, making it inappropriate fare for
all but the gamest adults. Brief semigraphic nonmarital -- and
possibly underage -- sexual activity, abortion and adultery
themes, a suicide, an instance of blasphemy, about a half-dozen
uses of profanity and pervasive rough and crude language. The
Catholic News Service classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Idlewild" (Universal)
Rated "R"
Prohibition-era musical drama set mostly in a Georgia speak-easy
about a timid piano player (Andre Benjamin) who falls for the club's
glamorous diva (Paula Patton) and his childhood friend (Antwan A.
Patton), a brash bootlegger, who, when not cheating with showgirls
on his long-sufering wife (Malinda Williams), is dodging the
bullets of an ambitious gangster (Terrence Howard). Director Bryan
Barber injects his period piece with a contemporary hip-hop vibe,
resulting in a bold, brassy film brimming with visual pizzazz and
jazzy musical numbers but short on story. The film's obscenity-laden
dialogue, gratuitous raunchiness and brutality, while objectionable,
are offset by a redemptive ending. Pervasive rough and crude
language and profanity, some strong violence, a couple of racy
sexual encounters, one with shadowy nudity, adultery, an attempted
suicide, risque costuming and choreography and some racial epithets.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling.
"If I Didn't Care" (Artistic
License)
Rated "NR"
Brisk if shallow neonoir about a Hamptons househusband (Bill
Sage) whose adulterous affair with a real-estate agent (Susie
Misner) leads to a murder plot against his well-to-do wife
(Noelle Beck), and an investigation by the dogged, philosophical
local police chief (Roy Scheider). Writer-director brothers
Benjamin and Orson Cummings have made an old-fashioned crime
picture set in the present. Frequent rough, crude and crass
language, infidelity, two off-screen shooting deaths, a very
brief and nongraphic bludgeoning, a partially seen crime scene
with a small amount of blood, a small amount of sexual groping
and innuendo, a clothed morning-after scene and an implied
sexual encounter in a car. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. Not rated by the
Motion Picture Association of America.
"Igor" (MGM)
Rated "PG"
Slight but entertaining animated horror spoof in which the titular
character (voice of John Cusack), a hunchbacked assistant to an evil
inventor (voice of John Cleese), aspires to become a mad scientist
himself and, with the bungling help of two sidekicks, a brain in a
jar (voice of Sean Hayes) and a rabbit (voice of Steve Buscemi,
mistakenly creates a nice monster (voice of Molly Shannon) with
theatrical ambitions. Director Tony Leondis' family comedy, which
also features voice work by Jennifer Coolidge, Jay Leno and Arsenio
Hall, fails to capitalize fully on the wealth of talent on tap,
occasionally ventures into needless potty humor, and contains some
scenes of destruction that might frighten very young viewers.
However, it does offer lessons about overcoming stereotypes,
pursuing dreams and freely embracing goodness. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental
guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"Illegal Tender" (Universal)
Rated "R"
The sins of a father (Manny Perez), who's been dead for 20
years, are visited on his widow (Wanda De Jesus), his son (Rick
Gonzalez) and even his son's young stepbrother (Antonio Ortiz)
as the gangster who once employed him (Gary Perez) pursues an
apparently endless vendetta. This exhaustingly overacted and
dreary melodrama, written and directed by Franc Reyes, features
characters who spew platitudes and bullets with equal aplomb.
Frequent rough and crude language, rear and partial upper female
nudity, adulterous sexual activity, highly suggestive costuming
and dancing, graphic violence with gore and suicide. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent
or adult guardian. |
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"The Illusionist" (Yari Film
Group)
Rated "PG-13"
Grippingly atmospheric romantic tale set in turn-of-the-last-century
Vienna about a mysterious stage magician (Edward Norton) who loves a
noblewoman (Jessica Biel) unwillingly betrothed to the crown prince
(Rufus Sewell) who demands the chief inspector (Paul Giamatti) prove
the magician a fraud. Writer-director Neil Burger's sepia-toned
adaptation of Steven Millhauser's short story, with a haunting score
by Philip Glass and excellent performances, brilliantly captures the
period, and beneath the compelling story, such themes as popular
superstition, the rise of scientific thought and the decline of the
aristocracy are unobtrusively woven. A brief sexual encounter
with suggested nudity, some domestic violence, a suicide and a few
crass expressions. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. |
"Imaginary
Heroes" (Sony Classics)
Rated "R"
Earnest, if uneven, domestic dysfunction drama about an upscale suburban couple
(Sigourney Weaver and Jeff Daniels) trying to come to terms with the sudden
suicide of their eldest child (Kip Pardue), causing marital disintegration and
sending them, along with their younger teenage son (Emile Hirsch), down separate
but similarly self-destructive paths of despair. As directed by Dan Harris, this
somber yet ultimately redemptive meditation on guilt, grief, and forgiveness is
buttressed by good performances across the board, and explores the
interconnectedness of human relations and how the ripple effects of our mistakes
affect the lives of others. Recurring substance abuse, including several scenes
involving underaged teenagers, sexual situations among minors, one involving
partial nudity, an intimate encounter between two boys, a suicide, some
violence, as well as repeated rough and crude language and profanity. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Imagine That"
(Paramount/Nickelodeon)
Rated "PG"
A work-obsessed investment adviser (Eddie Murphy) connects with his young
daughter (Yara Shahidi) after accidentally discovering that the inhabitants of
an imaginary kingdom she has created give accurate financial predictions, aiding
him in his competition with a pretentious but popular rival (Thomas Haden
Church). Director Karey Kirkpatrick's timely and charming comic fantasy, which
also features Martin Sheen as a renowned tycoon, elevates family bonds over the
paper kind and, a couple of slightly crass terms aside, makes appropriate
viewing for all generations. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-I -- general patronage. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be
suitable for children.
"I'm Not There" (Weinstein)
Rated "R"
Artsy, impressionistic portrait of singer-songwriter Bob Dylan
with several top actors playing different aspects of his
multifaceted character over the decades: Woody Guthrie acolyte
(Marcus Carl Franklin), folksinger (Christian Bale), Arthur
Rimbaud admirer (Ben Whishaw), plugged-in electric singer (Cate
Blanchett), actor-husband (Heath Ledger), born-again Christian
(Bale), and loner and "outlaw" (Richard Gere). Since co-writer
and director Todd Haynes eschews conventional biography, the
film requires some knowledge of Dylan's history for full
appreciation, but ultimately, despite a fine earful of Dylan
songs and some interesting performances (especially from
Blanchett), this emerges as an arty, cinematic curiosity.
Rough language and profanity, crass expressions, brief partial
male and upper-female nudity, a nongraphic sexual encounter and
drug use. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under
17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"I Am Number Four"
(DreamWorks)
Rated "PG-13"
Occasionally moving teen drama about a human-looking alien
(Alex Pettyfer) who has come to Earth to prevent its
colonization by the race of evil creatures (led by Kevin
Durand) who took over his home planet, slaughtering the
native population in the process. Perpetually on the run,
he's protected by a guardian (Timothy Olyphant) from his own
world, but his love for a fellow high school student (Dianna
Agron) in his latest home town proves a potentially
dangerous distraction. With its main character's sense of
isolation and desire to rebel against his seemingly
overzealous caretaker paralleling more mundane adolescent
angst, director D.J. Caruso's adaptation of a novel by
Pittacus Lore may appeal to targeted younger viewers. But,
while the innocent central relationship is perfectly
acceptable for them, the same cannot be said of the
hyper-violent, though generally bloodless, climax toward
which the proceedings build. Much intense but largely
gore-free combat, a few uses of profanity, a bit of vaguely
scatological humor, at least a dozen instances of crude
language, about half that many crass terms. The Catholic
News Service classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"I
Don't Know How She Does It" (Weinstein)
Rated "PG-13"
Sarah Jessica Parker stars in this sentimental goo about a
wife and mother struggling to succeed in high finance while
juggling the needs of her husband and two young children.
Director Doug McGrath and screenwriter Aline Brosh McKenna,
working from the novel by Allison Pearson, create a gentle
upper-crust world filled with wisecracking friends, warm
parents, the occasional understanding boss and picture-postcard
views of Boston and New York. A fleeting reference to
abortion, frequent crude and crass language and fleeting profane
language. The Catholic News Service classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-
13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"In Bruges" (Focus)
Rated "R"
Playwright Martin McDonagh is writer and director of this film
about a mobster (Ralph Fiennes) who, after a heinous murder,
orders his two Irish hit men (Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson)
to go into hiding in the medieval Belgian city -- an experience
that proves transformative for both of them. Though the finely
acted tragicomedy has several extremely violent sequences and
myriad other sordid elements, necessitating the film's highly
restrictive classification, McDonagh's theme of the futility of
cyclical violence is powerfully conveyed, while the intermittent
conversations between the two criminals about the meaning of
life and other spiritual matters provide further texture.
Pervasive rough language and some profanity, violence with
bloodshed, murder and suicide, killing of a priest, drug use,
prostitution, frank sexual talk, a nongraphic sexual encounter
and ethnic slurs. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under
17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Insidious"
(FilmDistrict)
Rated "PG-13"
This mash-up of a horror homage -- which borrows liberally from
older films in the genre such as "Poltergeist" and "The Amityville
Horror" -- has a young boy (Ty Simpkins) trapped in a hellish
netherworld known as The Further, with his feckless father (Patrick
Wilson) and a medium (Lin Shaye) out to rescue him. Director James
Wan and screenwriter Leigh Whannell break no new ground, relying
instead on garish zombies popping out of windows, closets and walls,
a fog machine, and a cackling old lady or two. Still, the use of
1960s pop phenom Tiny Tim's falsetto warbling of "Tiptoe Through the
Tulips" does lend the proceedings a sort of geeky charm. Along the
way, a Catholic priest (John Henry Binder) makes a brief appearance,
but to no discernable purpose. Fleeting crude and profane
language and intense, but nonviolent, scenes involving children. The
Catholic News Service classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Inception" (Warner Bros.)
Rated 'PG-13"
Ingenious sci-fi brainteaser in which, at the behest of a
powerful CEO (Ken Watanabe), a corporate spy (Leonardo DiCaprio)
who uses "shared dreaming" to extract secrets from the minds of
sleeping executives leads a team of skilled collaborators
(Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ellen Page, Tom Hardy and Dileep Rao) on
a raid into the subconscious of the heir (Cillian Murphy) to a
rival business. Writer-director Christopher Nolan achieves a
tour de force of spectacle and suspense that eventually involves
four adventures unfolding simultaneously at different levels of
consciousness, though his crafty action tale is rife with
explosions and gunplay and engages the imagination more than the
heart. Much violence, some of it bloody, several uses of
profanity, a few crude and crass terms. The Catholic News
Service classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"Insidious"
(FilmDistrict)
Rated "PG-13"
This mash-up of a horror homage -- which borrows liberally from
older films in the genre such as "Poltergeist" and "The Amityville
Horror" -- has a young boy (Ty Simpkins) trapped in a hellish
netherworld known as The Further, with his feckless father (Patrick
Wilson) and a medium (Lin Shaye) out to rescue him. Director James
Wan and screenwriter Leigh Whannell break no new ground, relying
instead on garish zombies popping out of windows, closets and walls,
a fog machine, and a cackling old lady or two. Still, the use of
1960s pop phenom Tiny Tim's falsetto warbling of "Tiptoe Through the
Tulips" does lend the proceedings a sort of geeky charm. Along the
way, a Catholic priest (John Henry Binder) makes a brief appearance,
but to no discernable purpose. Fleeting crude and profane
language and intense, but nonviolent, scenes involving children. The
Catholic News Service classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull"
(Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Welcome return of the iconic action adventure series -- nearly 20 years after
the third installment -- as the intrepid archaeologist (Harrison Ford still in
fine physical fettle) sets out to find and restore a mystical head to its
rightful place in Peru assisted by an old flame (Karen Allen), her motorcycle
rebel son (Shia LaBeouf), a duplicitous mercenary (Ray Winstone) and a dotty
professor (John Hurt), with the Russians led by an icy agent (Cate Blanchett) in
hot pursuit. Director Steven Spielberg rousingly captures much of the spirit of
the earlier films and, some occasional curse words and intense violence aside,
the film makes generally unobjectionable viewing for older teens and up. Intense
nongraphic action violence, a few crude expletives, and an implied past
premarital relationship. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"The
Informant!" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Diverting fact-based comedy about an up-and-coming agribusiness
executive (Matt Damon) who suddenly turns whistleblower,
revealing his company's role in an international price-fixing
scheme to the FBI, but his undercover collaboration with two
special agents (Scott Bakula and Joel McHale) is continually
complicated by his eccentric delusions and by his reluctance to
tell the whole truth. Director Steven Soderbergh's offbeat
adaptation of journalist Kurt Eichenwald's book recounting the
case, which also features Melanie Lynskey as the mole's
long-suffering wife, benefits from Damon's intense performance
as a curiously sympathetic egomaniac, though its treatment of
both corporate and individual misdeeds may strike some as
frivolous. A few uses of profanity and some rough and crude
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The Invasion" (Warner
Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Effective, frequently exciting remake of the 1950s science
fiction classic "Invasion of the Body Snatchers," centers on a
Washington-based psychiatrist (a tense Nicole Kidman) who, aided
by her doctor boyfriend (Daniel Craig), must rescue her young
son (Jackson Bond) from her ex-husband (Jeremy Northam), whose
body -- like that of much of the populace -- has been taken over
by alien forces. Director Oliver Hirschbiegel generates
considerable suspense, and the pace rarely flags, despite some
continuity flaws and a rather muddled political agenda that
fails to better the "red scare" McCarthy subtext of the
original. A few instances of crude words and profanity,
intense action violence with some blood, killings, a vicious
attack by a dog on a child, and brief female disrobing but no
nudity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-III -- adults (though it's acceptable for older
adolescents). The Motion Picture Association of America rating
is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Inkheart" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG"
Lavish, though sometimes awkward, fantasy adventure about a
bookbinder (Brendan Fraser) who accidentally brings a fictional
juggler (Paul Bettany) and a villain (Andy Serkis) to life by
reading aloud to his daughter (Eliza Hope Bennett) the novel in
which they are characters and who teams with the author (Jim
Broadbent) to return them and retrieve his wife (Sienna
Guillory), who disappeared into the story. Director Iain
Softley's adaptation of Cornelia Funke's 2004 best-seller, which
also features Helen Mirren as the girl's aunt, is a paean to
fiction and family relationships and, though there is some
moderate action violence that might frighten the very youngest
viewers, is otherwise acceptable for all. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG --
parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable
for children.
"The International"
(Columbia/Relativity)
Rated "R"
Intense thriller in which a dogged Interpol agent (Clive Owen)
and a New York assistant district attorney (Naomi Watts)
investigate the elusive leaders (Ulrich Thomsen and Armin
Mueller-Stahl, among others) of a global bank implicated in arms
trading and murder. Director Tom Tykwer's sleek, skillfully
crafted conspiracy yarn, which also features Brian F. O'Byrne as
an assassin, veers briefly into excessive violence, but focuses
most of its attention on the frustrations of operating within
the law and the perils of acting outside it. Considerable
moderate action violence, brief but graphic gore, vigilantism,
some rough and crude language, brief sexual humor, and a couple
of uses of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"In the
Mix" (Lions Gate)
Rated "PG-13"
Lame romantic comedy about a New York disc jockey (hip-hop artist Usher)
who, after taking a bullet for a mobster (Chazz Palminteri), is hired to
keep a watchful eye on the Mafioso's grown daughter (Emmanuelle Chriqui),
with whom he has an affair against her father's wishes. Director Ron
Underwood's interracial romance is a mix of plot cliches and character
stereotypes clumsily held together by a contrived script. Some
violence, sexual situations and sexual humor, as well as sporadic crude
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults.
"In the Name of the King:
A Dungeon Siege Tale" (Freestyle)
Rated "PG-13"
Ludicrously overblown fantasy adventure, based on a video game, in which
a peaceable farmer (Jason Statham) is victimized by an invading army of
mutant dogs who are being controlled by an evil wizard (Ray Liotta) and
goes off in pursuit of his kidnapped wife (Claire Forlani), eventually
having to choose whether to abandon his stubborn independence and ally
himself with a wise king (Burt Reynolds) and the good wizard (John
Rhys-Davies) who serves him. Director Uwe Boll's banal, lumbering film
offers some effective battle scenes, but virtually nothing else. Fantasy
violence, an implied nonmarital sexual relationship and one crass
insult. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II
-- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"In
Time"
"Into the
Wild" (Paramount Vantage/River Road)
Rated "R"
Episodic but absorbing road movie, based on Jon
Krakauer's 1998 biography of idealistic 22-year-old
Christopher McCandless (Emile Hirsch) who abandoned
his home, troubled parents (Marcia Gay Harden and
William Hurt) and sister (Jena Malone) after college
graduation to avoid the "poison" of civilization and
get back to nature, embarking on an epic two-year
road trip from Atlanta to Alaska. Actor Sean Penn
directed, wrote and produced the film, which gains
in emotional power as it progresses, fueled by
excellent performances, including those of Catherine
Keener, Vince Vaughn, nonactor (one of several in
the cast) Brian Dierker and especially Hal Holbrook,
playing colorful characters Chris encounters on his
journey, with underlying themes of family
connection, individualism versus community and the
primal pull of the wilderness, leading toward a
moving climax of forgiveness, redemption and intense
spirituality. Some rough language and profanity,
upper female and brief full-frontal male nudity, the
killing and then cutting up of an animal carcass, a
beating, implied premarital situations and reference
to a bigamous relationship. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Incantato"
(Northern
Arts
Entertainment)
Not
Rated
Handsomely
designed
and
filmed
but
dramatically
inert
period
piece
about
a
shy,
awkward
35-year-old
schoolteacher
falling
in
love
for
the
first
time
with
a
beautiful
young
woman
--
an
incorrigible
femme
fatale
who
has
recently
been
blinded.
Set
in
1920s
Italy,
Pupi
Avati's
film
has
the
added
interest
of
the
hero's
father
being
tailor
to
the
pope,
and
indeed
the
film's
climax
takes
place
within
the
hallowed
walls
of
Vatican
City.
But
the
main
story
is
so
ludicrous
and
torpidly
paced
that
in
spite
of
some
touching
moments,
the
intended
romantic
sweep
is
simply
not
there.
Subtitles.
Some
mild
sexual
episodes
and
rear
nudity.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"The
Incredibles"
(Disney)
Rated
“PG”
Amusing
animated
adventure
about
a
family
of
superheroes
--
headed
by
strongman
Mr.
Incredible
(voiced
by
Craig
T.
Nelson)
and
his
stretchable
wife
(voiced
by
Holly
Hunter)
--
living
a
"normal"
suburban
life
as
part
of
a
witness
protection
program,
when
they
are
forced
out
of
early
retirement
to
save
the
world
from
an
evil
genius.
Much
edgier
than
past
Pixar
films,
director
Brad
Bird's
comic-book
confection
blurs
the
line
between
kids'
and
adult
entertainment,
which
despite
amazing
visuals
and
a
sharp-witted
script
falls
slightly
short
of
its
title.
Some
action
violence,
including
gunplay,
a
foiled
suicide
attempt
and
mature
thematic
elements.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-II
--
adults
and
adolescents.
"The Incredible
Hulk" (Universal/Marvel)
Rated "PG-13"
Intense live-action adventure about a fugitive scientist
(Edward Norton) searching for a cure to the gamma
poisoning that transforms him, when provoked, into a
rampaging behemoth, with the help of his girlfriend and
former colleague (Liv Tyler) and despite the efforts of
her Army general father (William Hurt) and a British
officer (Tim Roth) to capture him and exploit his
powers. In between breathless chases and effective
battle scenes, this latest adaptation of the popular
comic, directed by Louis Leterrier, touches on serious
moral issues about the use of force and the manipulation
of human biology, though it squanders the initial
innocence of its main characters' romance. Nongraphic
premarital sexual activity, partial rear nudity,
stylized violence, painful medical scenes, brief
scatological humor, and occasional crude and crass
language; it's possibly acceptable for older teens. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned.
Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"Infamous" (Warner Independent)
Rated "R"
Author Truman Capote (a bravura turn by Toby Jones) travels to
Kansas with his friend, "To Kill a Mockingbird" author Nelle Harper
Lee (Sandra Bullock), after the brutal murder of the wealthy Cutter
family in 1959, and decides to write the nonfiction novel that
became "In Cold Blood" by interviewing the townspeople, the
authorities (Jeff Daniels), and the killers themselves (Daniel Craig
and Lee Pace). The similarities and differences between this version
(by writer-director Douglas McGrath), with more humor and greater
scope, and director Bennett Miller's "Capote" (made at the same
time) are interesting. It also boasts a starry supporting cast
(Gwyneth Paltrow, Sigourney Weaver, Hope Davis, Isabella Rossellini
and Juliet Stevenson) as his high-society friends back in New York. Some gay elements involving Capote and one of the killers,
innuendo, discreet but strong re-creation of the murders, some
grisly images, two hangings, rough and crude language and
expressions, an irreverent remark, domestic violence, and abortion
and suicide references. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Infernal
Affairs"
(Miramax)
Rated
"R"
Arresting
crime
thriller
set
in
Hong
Kong
about
two
double
agents
--
one
a
gangland
mole
(Andy
Lau)
embedded
in
the
police
force
and
the
other
an
undercover
cop
(Tony
Leung)
who
has
infiltrated
a
crime
ring,
posing
as
a
member
of
its
inner
circle
--
locked
in
a
game
of
cat-and-mouse
to
smoke
each
other
out.
As
directed
by
Andrew
Lau
and
Alan Mak,
the
stylish
and
intelligent
film
keeps
its
hardboiled
tension
on
a
high
flame,
downplaying
action
sequences
in
favor
of
narrative
suspense
and
character
development.
Some
graphic
violence,
drug
content
and
moral
ambiguity.
Subtitles.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"In Good Company"
(Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Sharp and perceptive -- if somewhat
formulaic -- comedy-drama about a sports magazine sales executive (Dennis Quaid)
who finds himself working for a man almost half his age (Topher Grace) when the
magazine's parent company is sold to a global conglomerate, and later learns his
new boss is having an affair with his college-age daughter (Scarlett Johansson).
Director/writer Paul Weitz's film is convincingly on-target about the
heartlessness of the contemporary business world, and Quaid gives a particularly
fine performance, but the daughter's oddly bold seduction of her father's boss
in her dorm room is morally problematic and somehow rings false from a dramatic
standpoint. Some crude language, fleeting rear nudity and a permissive view of
premarital sex. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III
-- adults.
"In Her
Shoes" (20th Century Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Emotionally wounded sisters -- one a dowdy, inhibited lawyer (Toni
Collette), the other a flashy, promiscuous alcoholic (Cameron Diaz) --
come to terms with the scars of the past when they reconnect with the
grandmother (Shirley MacLaine) they never knew who is now living in a
Florida retirement home. If the Jewish milieu isn't entirely convincing,
Curtis Hanson's unabashedly sentimental film ultimately imparts good
messages about forgiveness and reconciliation, with a touching, morally
sound, feel-good conclusion. Sexual banter and situations including
one rough encounter in a restroom, an irreligious remark, permissive
view of premarital sex, partial nudity, suicide theme, scattered
profanity, crude language and expressions. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"In the Valley of Elah"
(Warner Independent)
Rated "R"
Inspired by true events, this is a powerfully understated drama
about a patriotic ex-military man (Tommy Lee Jones) who, leaving
his worried wife (Susan Sarandon) at home, searches for their
missing son who's just returned from duty in Iraq, and who joins
forces with a police detective (Charlize Theron) to break
through the military's red tape, as they begin to suspect foul
play. Writer-director Paul Haggis's script ultimately delivers a
strong anti-war message, and cast members -- who also include
Jason Patric, James Franco and Josh Brolin -- give sensitive,
nuanced performances. Rough language and profanity, rear
shower nudity, upper female nudity, brief gruesome war and
morgue imagery and verbal descriptions, suicide, drug references
and violent scuffle. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Innocence"
(Leisure Time and Home Vision Entertainment)
Rated "NR"
Strange but intriguing tale set within the curious confines of an
all-girls boarding school cut off from the outside world. Students
arrive as small children in coffins, are quickly indoctrinated into the
school's strict rules -- including those forbidding escape -- instructed
in natural science and dance in preparation for bizarre performances for
the school's shadowy patrons, only to be released upon reaching puberty. Directed by French filmmaker Lucile Hadzihalilovic, the visually
haunting picture conveys a sense of both innocence and dread, but its
laggard pacing and plotless narrative undercut its feminist-flavored
pretensions of social commentary concerning the role of women in
society. Subtitles. A brief sensually suggestive scene. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Innocent
Voices" ("Voces Inocentes") (BB Entertainment Marketing)
Rated "R"
Gripping true-life story of an 11-year-old boy -- who together with his
mother and siblings -- is caught up in the horrors of the civil war in
El Salvador in the 1980s, including a subplot involving a brave priest
who tries to stand up to the brutal government troops. Luis Mandoki's
film -- actually shot in Mexico -- is intensely moving, though there are
lighter and even humorous moments to leaven the tragedy. The
performances, especially that of Carlos Padilla as the young boy, are
beautifully natural, and the overall message of the effects of war on
youngsters -- with its present-day resonance -- is palpable. In Spanish,
subtitles. Some rough and crude language and expressions, wartime
violence and bloody bodies make this best for older adolescents and
adults. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III
-- adults.
"Inside Deep Throat" (Universal)
Rated “NC” no one 17 or under admitted
Serious-minded but visually explicit documentary detailing the history and
legacy of the notorious 1972 porn film -- and the cultural and legal firestorm
it ignited -- via a slickly edited mosaic of archival footage, hard-core clips
from the film itself, interviews with its principal players and talking-head
comments from cultural pundits like Norman Mailer, Dick Cavett, Gore Vidal, Hugh
Hefner and Dr. Ruth Westheimer. Directed by Fenton Bailey and Randy Barbato, the
documentary, while more sociocultural than salacious in tone, nevertheless tries
so hard to position its subject as a rallying point for First Amendment rights
that it politely glosses over (though doesn't completely ignore) the sleazy
film's more sordid particulars and gives short shrift to arguments against
pornography on the moral grounds that it exploits women and is degrading to the
dignity of sex and the human person. Recurring graphic sexual images. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Inside
Man" (Universal)
Rated "R"
Crime drama about a New York City police detective (Denzel Washington)
who matches wits with a cunning armed robber (Clive Owen) holding
hostages captive in a Wall Street bank, while a politically connected
power broker (Jodie Foster) hired by the bank's owner (Christopher
Plummer) muddies negotiations in trying to keep an incriminating secret
buried in the bank's vault. Smartly written with nods to "Dog Day
Afternoon" and just the right amount of humor, director Spike Lee's film
puts an interesting spin on the heist genre while exploring themes of
race and corruption, resulting in an intelligent caper that can be
enjoyed on several levels, despite a morally ambiguous ending. Some
discreet violence, violent video game images, pervasive rough and crude
language, and a disturbing execution image, as well as some sexual
humor, innuendo and racial epithets. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Insidious"
(FilmDistrict)
Rated "PG-13"
This mash-up of a horror homage -- which borrows liberally from
older films in the genre such as "Poltergeist" and "The Amityville
Horror" -- has a young boy (Ty Simpkins) trapped in a hellish
netherworld known as The Further, with his feckless father (Patrick
Wilson) and a medium (Lin Shaye) out to rescue him. Director James
Wan and screenwriter Leigh Whannell break no new ground, relying
instead on garish zombies popping out of windows, closets and walls,
a fog machine, and a cackling old lady or two. Still, the use of
1960s pop phenom Tiny Tim's falsetto warbling of "Tiptoe Through the
Tulips" does lend the proceedings a sort of geeky charm. Along the
way, a Catholic priest (John Henry Binder) makes a brief appearance,
but to no discernable purpose. Fleeting crude and profane
language and intense, but nonviolent, scenes involving children. The
Catholic News Service classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"The International"
(Columbia/Relativity)
Rated "R"
Intense thriller in which a dogged Interpol agent (Clive Owen)
and a New York assistant district attorney (Naomi Watts)
investigate the elusive leaders (Ulrich Thomsen and Armin
Mueller-Stahl, among others) of a global bank implicated in arms
trading and murder. Director Tom Tykwer's sleek, skillfully
crafted conspiracy yarn, which also features Brian F. O'Byrne as
an assassin, veers briefly into excessive violence, but focuses
most of its attention on the frustrations of operating within
the law and the perils of acting outside it. Considerable
moderate action violence, brief but graphic gore, vigilantism,
some rough and crude language, brief sexual humor, and a couple
of uses of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The Interpreter" (Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Glossy, reasonably suspenseful
tale about a Secret Service agent (Sean Penn) who investigates the claim
that an African-born interpreter at the United Nations (Nicole Kidman) has
overheard a plot against an African dignitary accused of genocide, and
though the agent begins to suspect the interpreter may, in fact, be part of
the plot, he finds himself falling in love with her. Director Sydney
Pollack's international political thriller is much too complex -- not to
mention improbable -- for its own good, and even with intelligent
performances and sharp U.N. location shooting, this is several notches below
"The Man Who Knew Too Much" and other similarly themed films. Some
profanity and crude language, several instances of brief but strong
violence, thematic suicide material, a scantily clad lap dancer, and a
glimpse of massacred bodies. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
"In
Time" (Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Though stylish, this sci-fi thriller fails to follow through on
its chilling premise of a dystopian society in which everyone is
genetically engineered to die at age 26 unless they can add more
time to their biological clock. So time becomes the only
currency. After receiving a chronological windfall, a previously
impoverished factory worker (Justin Timberlake) flees the ghetto
and, together with a mogul's daughter (Amanda Seyfried),
attempts to redistribute wealth to the have-nots.
Writer-director Andrew Niccol tries to distract the audience
from analyzing the details of his intriguing scenario, but his
film plays like a glossy fashion spread with a social
conscience. Nongraphic action violence, including gunplay, a
suicide, a glimpse of rear female nudity, several nonmarital
sexual situations, at least one instance each of profanity and
rough language, several crude terms, some innuendo. The Catholic
News Service classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Into Great
Silence" (Zeitgeist)
Rated "NR"
Poetically filmed documentary about a Carthusian monastery in the French
Alps, which follows the cloistered monks in their daily -- mostly silent
and solitary -- routines. German filmmaker Philip Groning's respectful
no-frills approach utilizes no narration or background music, but by
combining alternately a painterly formality and a verite intimacy,
skillfully captures the textures and rhythms of their highly structured
existence, resulting in a rewarding -- and, due to the film's austerity
and nearly three-hour length -- somewhat demanding cinematic and
spiritual experience. In French and Latin. Subtitles. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general
patronage. Not rated by the Motion Picture Association of America.
"Into the
Blue" (MGM-Columbia)
Rated "PG-13" Parents are strongly cautioned
Good-looking but empty-headed underwater action film set in the Bahamas
about a diving instructor (Paul Walker) and his bikini-clad girlfriend
(Jessica Alba) who wind up in deep trouble when they discover a downed
plane full of cocaine while searching for a storied shipwreck loaded
with pirate treasure. Despite an attractive cast, director John
Stockwell's flick is sunk by a flimsy plot and a B-movie script
waterlogged with bad dialogue. Action violence, including
shark-attack gore, some sexual situations and humor, suggested partial
nudity, and recurring crude language. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"The Invention of Lying"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Venomous supposed comedy, set in a world where lying is unknown
and every word spoken is accepted as truth, and where God does
not exist until a failed documentary screenwriter (Ricky Gervais)
discovers the ability to deceive and, to comfort his dying
mother (Fionnula Flanagan), invents the fable of an afterlife,
going on to fabricate the story of a "man in the sky" who
rewards good deeds and punishes evil, all of which is eagerly
accepted by the credulous masses who flock to hear his message.
Along with his co-writer and co-director Matthew Robinson,
Gervais launches an all-out, sneering assault on the foundations
of religious faith such as has seldom if ever been seen in a
mainstream film, despicably belittling core Judeo-Christian
beliefs and mocking both the person and the teaching of Jesus
Christ. Pervasive blasphemy, some sexual humor and
references, and a few rough and crude terms. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Insidious"
(FilmDistrict)
Rated "PG-13"
This mash-up of a horror homage -- which borrows liberally from
older films in the genre such as "Poltergeist" and "The Amityville
Horror" -- has a young boy (Ty Simpkins) trapped in a hellish
netherworld known as The Further, with his feckless father (Patrick
Wilson) and a medium (Lin Shaye) out to rescue him. Director James
Wan and screenwriter Leigh Whannell break no new ground, relying
instead on garish zombies popping out of windows, closets and walls,
a fog machine, and a cackling old lady or two. Still, the use of
1960s pop phenom Tiny Tim's falsetto warbling of "Tiptoe Through the
Tulips" does lend the proceedings a sort of geeky charm. Along the
way, a Catholic priest (John Henry Binder) makes a brief appearance,
but to no discernable purpose. Fleeting crude and profane
language and intense, but nonviolent, scenes involving children. The
Catholic News Service classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Invictus" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Uplifting sports drama, based on actual events, about South
African President Nelson Mandela's (Morgan Freeman) campaign to
unite his country behind the national rugby team (led by Matt
Damon), once a widely hated symbol of white privilege under
apartheid, as it became an unlikely contender in the 1995 World
Cup competition. Adapted from John Carlin's book, "Playing the
Enemy," director Clint Eastwood's account effectively chronicles
how Mandela transformed the race for the championship into an
opportunity to break down lingering racial prejudice and to
demonstrate the generosity and openness to reconciliation of the
newly empowered black majority, a salutary tale whose moral and
artistic merits counterbalance the elements listed below, making
it probably acceptable for mature teens. Brief scenes of
violence, at least one use of the F-word, a few instances of crude and
crass language and some mild sexual references. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Invincible" (Disney)
Rated "PG"
Inspirational sports drama based on the true-life story of unlikely
football star Vince Papale (Mark Wahlberg), a bartender who, falling
on hard luck, tries out for his hometown Philadelphia Eagles and
makes the team, winning over the coach (Greg Kinnear) and eventually
the entire city. Director Ericson Core follows a generic underdog
formula but you'll find it hard not to cheer for this feel-good film
about overcoming obstacles and having the courage to follow one's
dreams. Some mildly crude language, intense football violence,
and a presumed off-screen premarital situation, limiting its
appropriateness to older adolescents and up. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents.
"The Invisible" (Buena
Vista)
Rated "PG-13"
Ghostlike teen (Justin Chatwin) wanders ineffectively
through his town after a near-death beating, unable to
communicate with anyone and generally moping behind the
tough girl (Margarita Levieva) who had jumped him with two
henchmen. Director David S. Goyer offers unconvincing plot
points, inconsistent internal logic, a somnambulistic
leading man and a preposterous and muddled climax that
inspires unintended laughter. A few instances of crude
and crass language, a mild scene of clothed groping, an
implied night of premarital sex, brief shower-related female
nudity and much violence, including beatings and a scene of
gunfire, though handled with relative discretion. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults.
"Iron Man"
(Paramount/Marvel)
Rated "PG-13"
Sleekly effective science-fiction tale about a devil-may-care
playboy weapons manufacturer (Robert Downey Jr.) who, after
being captured by an ambitious Afghanistan-based warlord (Faran
Tahir) and ordered to build a replica of his most advanced
product, with the help of another captive and scientist (Shaun
Toub), instead constructs an impregnable suit of armor, escapes,
and begins to re-evaluate his life, with the support of his
loyal girl Friday (Gwyneth Paltrow) and despite the doubts of
his junior partner (Jeff Bridges) and military liaison (Terrence
Howard). In between the impressive special effects, executive
producer-director Jon Favreau's screen adaptation of this
popular comic-book series charts its main character's conversion
from callous genius to dedicated defender. Nongraphic sexual
activity, torture, a graphic medical procedure, sci-fi violence,
occasional crude language, a brief profanity, sexual humor and
innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"The Island"
(DreamWorks)
Rated "PG-13"
Suspenseful, thought-provoking sci-fi thriller about two clones (Ewan
McGregor and Scarlett Johansson) on the run from a private detective (Djimon
Hounsou) hired by their ruthless creator (Sean Bean) who manufactures
"product" for rich people needing spare body parts. Director Michael
Bay's thriller has the usual mind-numbing explosions and car crashes
but, together with production designer Nigel Phelps, succeeds in
creating a convincing futuristic environment while conveying a positive
overall message about the sanctity of life and censure of cloning.
Much action violence, scattered profanity, rough and crude language,
mild sexual encounter and innuendo, an irreligious comment, a birth
scene and nonexplicit urination scenes. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"I Think
I Love My Wife" (Fox)
Rated "R"
Director and co-writer Chris Rock plays a suburban husband tempted
to stray in a comedy based on the 1972 French classic "Chloe in the
Afternoon." This dubious remake offers little entertainment value, a
torrent of four-letter words drowning out a few good jokes, and
fails to offer any original insights into marital fidelity, boding
ill for Rock's career behind the camera. Pervasive rough and
sexually explicit language and an instance of profanity, sexual
situations and humor, one image of pornography containing rear
female nudity, brief violence. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"It's Complicated"
(Universal/Relativity)
Rated "R"
A decade after their divorce, a couple (Meryl Streep and Alec
Baldwin) reconnect and have an affair, despite his second
marriage to a much younger wife (Lake Bell) and her budding
romance with an architect (Steve Martin). Though it highlights
the lasting emotional toll exacted on children when their
parents split, writer-director Nancy Meyers' aesthetically
smooth-running romantic comedy is aptly titled from a Catholic
moral perspective, since -- assuming their union was valid to
begin with -- the pair's seeming adultery, presented as a daring
feminist adventure for Streep's well-delineated character, would
in fact be marital lovemaking, yet the breach of trust with the
new "spouse" can hardly be excused, and adds a further twist to
an ethically tangled story demanding careful evaluation by
mature viewers. Complex moral issues; skewed values; implied
sexual activity, some of it adulterous; off-screen masturbation;
fleeting rear nudity; considerable drug use; some sexual
references and humor; and a half-dozen crude or crass terms. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"I've Loved You So Long"
(Sony Classics)
Rated "NR"
Moving drama about a broken woman (Kristin Scott Thomas) who has
been released from prison after many years for having
inexplicably murdered her 6-year-old child. She is taken in by
her younger sister (Elsa Zylberstein) and wary brother-in-law
(Serge Hazanavicius), where gradually, embraced by the loving
atmosphere of the household, including two adopted Vietnamese
nieces and a stroke-victim grandfather, she has a rebirth,
coming to terms with her past and slowly learning to reconnect
with the outside world. Novelist-turned-director Philippe
Claudel's compassionate story demonstrates profound respect for
human dignity, anchored by Thomas' extraordinary performance,
beautifully matched by that of Zylberstein, as the pair
re-establish a sisterly bond thought lost. In French.
Subtitles. An implied nonmarital encounter, suicide, a couple of
crude expressions. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. Not rated by the Motion
Picture Association of America.
J
"J.
Edgar" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Clint Eastwood's polished but taxing biographical drama
recounts major events in the long public career of famed FBI
director J. Edgar Hoover (Leonardo DiCaprio) and attempts to
reconstruct his enigmatic personal life. As scripted by Dustin
Lance Black, the film informatively chronicles Hoover's rise
from obscure bureaucrat to power-besotted keeper of the nation's
secrets. Yet its exploration of the three main relationships in
Hoover's life, with his domineering mother (Judi Dench), his
girlfriend- turned-secretary (Naomi Watts) and his number two at
the bureau (Armie Hammer) -- a man who was certainly Hoover's
daily companion over several decades and might have been his
lover -- feels sensationalized at times and will prove
uncomfortable viewing even for mature audience members. Brief
intense but bloodless violence, a scene of semi- graphic
adultery, homosexual and transvestite themes, a same-sex kiss,
at least one use of profanity, a couple of rough terms. The
Catholic News Service classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Jack
and Jill" (Columbia)
Rated "PG"
Half-witted comedy in which Adam Sandler plays both a
successful Los Angeles advertising executive and his well-
meaning but irksome, Bronx-based twin sister. When Sis comes to
town for her annual Thanksgiving visit, the ad man can hardly
wait for her to leave again -- until, that is, she artlessly
wins the heart of Al Pacino (playing himself), whom he's been
trying to convince to appear in a Dunkin' Donuts commercial.
Director Dennis Dugan's grab-bag of potty humor, harsh slapstick
and pop-culture gags is too crude for kids and too puerile for
their elders. Much violent slapstick and gross scatological
humor, brief implied nudity, some sexual jokes and adult
references, at least one crass term. The Catholic News Service
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"Jackass: Number Two"
(Paramount)
Rated "R"
Johnny Knoxville and his masochistic troupe serve up a second
helping of stupidity in this follow-up based on their popular -- and
all too appropriately named -- MTV show. Directed as before by Jeff
Tremaine, the film once again plays pain and humiliation for laughs
through an outrageous series of "Candid Camera"-style pranks and
reckless stunts that range from the harmlessly sophomoric to the
outright sadistic and vile. Pervasive vulgar and degrading humor,
including gross scatological sight gags and self-mutilation, nonstop
rough and crude language and profanity, and rear and frontal nudity.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O --
morally offensive.
"Jackass 3-D"
(Paramount)
Rated "R"
Repulsive, sick assemblage of violent and degrading stunts performed by
Johnny Knoxville and the other denizens of the MTV television series in
their third feature film. The activities range from the gross-out to the
pornographic. Director Jeff Tremaine and writer (so to speak) Preston
Lacy leave no excretory function unexamined, all in grotesque close-up.
Repellent scatological images, frontal male nudity, constant sexual and
body part references, pervasive profane, rough and crude language. The
Catholic News Service classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under
17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The Jacket" (Warner
Independent)
Rated "R"
Dark and disjointed psychological thriller about an amnesiac Gulf War veteran (Adrien
Brody) who is framed for the murder of a policeman and is sentenced to an asylum
for the criminally insane where a psychiatrist (Kris Kristofferson) subjects him
to mind-altering "treatment" -- involving being strapped into a straitjacket and
locked in a morgue body drawer -- which enables him to see the future, including
his own imminent death. Stylishly crafted by director John Maybury, the creepy
atmospherics fail to conceal that, despite ending on a redemptive,
life-affirming note, the formulaic film lacks any real emotion or logic. The
film contains intense violence, including disturbing images of war, torture and
a shooting; a sexual encounter with partial nudity; and recurring rough, crude
and profane language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would
find troubling.
"The
Jane Austen Book Club" (Sony
Classics)
Rated "PG-13"
Genteel, nicely acted "chick flick" about
friends (Kathy Baker, Maria Bello and Emily
Blunt) who start a book-discussion group on Jane
Austen as a catharsis for their friend (Amy
Brenneman) whose husband (Jimmy Smits) has
announced he's leaving her, and who hope she'll
fall for the young man (Hugh Dancy) who's joined
the group. Writer-director Robin Swicord moves
the action at too leisurely a pace, and though
the story is for the most part resolved on moral
lines -- with most of the characters doing the
right thing, thanks to the lessons they've
learned in the Austen novels -- and there are
several poignant moments, the premise seems
contrived, and a relatively minor lesbian
subplot is morally questionable.
Casual
acceptance of premarital sex and divorce,
nongraphic sexual encounters, an inappropriate
teacher-student flirtation, same-sex attraction,
adultery theme, some rough and crude words, and
drug use. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content
many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13
-- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may
be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Jane Eyre"
(Focus)
Rated "PG-13"
Director Cary Joji Fukunaga's adaptation of Charlotte
Bronte's classic novel, though faithful, nonetheless ramps
up the gothic and scary elements of the plot. The orphan
Jane (Mia Wasikowska) survives a childhood of abuse and
religious fundamentalism to become governess at Thornfield
Hall, home of the enigmatic Edward Rochester (Michael
Fassbender). Jane focuses on her work, teaching a young
French girl (Romy Settbon Moore) in Rochester's care, while
trying to understand the eccentricities of her spiritually
tormented employer. Her guide and confidante is the manse's
busybody housekeeper (a scene-stealing Judi Dench). Soon
Rochester's bedroom is on fire, and Jane saves his life --
and melts his heart. They make plans to marry, but fate, of
course, has other things in store for these star-crossed
lovers. Possibly acceptable for mature teens. Adult
themes, some intense scenes of nonsexual child abuse, an
artistic nude image. The Catholic News Service
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children
under 13.
"Jarhead"
(Universal)
Rated "R"
Intermittently arresting war movie based on Anthony Swofford's memoirs
of his experiences in the first Gulf War, which follows a unit of
Marines from boot camp to deployment in Iraq - seen through the eyes of
a team of snipers (Jake Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard) - where they
battle scorching heat, boredom and each other as airpower wins the war.
Director Sam Mendes' absurdist, obscenity laced, meditation on modern
warfare is by turns surreal and sardonic, but despite solid performances
and some striking visuals, the film's familiar depiction of grunt life
feels warmed-over, presenting a morally ambiguous view of war and its
desensitizing psychological effects on combatants. Combat related
violence, including disturbing images of charred bodies, a few graphic
sexual encounters with partial nudity, scenes of masturbation and
urination, shadowy shower nudity, excessive sexually explicit language
and humor and profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling.
"Jennifer's Body" (Fox)
Rated "R"
A fetching but cynical high school student (Megan Fox) is
mysteriously transformed into a cannibalistic demon preying on
her male schoolmates, much to the distress of her timid best pal
(Amanda Seyfried) whose boyfriend (Johnny Simmons) may become
the next item on the monster's menu. Director Karyn Kusama's
failed attempt to satirize teen female rivalry by inflating it
into an occult struggle for life or death relishes gore and
exploits adolescent sexuality. Frequent savage violence,
cannibalism, strong sexual content, including graphic
(presumably underage) sexual activity and lesbian kissing, a
couple of profanities, irreverence and much rough and crude
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Jesus Camp" (Magnolia)
Rated "PG-13"
Fascinating and frightening documentary about an evangelical summer
camp where children are trained to lead the fight in "reclaiming
America for Christ" through a militant Christianity which critics
claim has little to do with the Gospel. Co-directors Heidi Ewing and
Rachel Grady give voice to both those who charge that what is being
done is harmful indoctrination and those who see it as instilling
passionately held religious values. While it's understandable that
many of the evangelicals interviewed earnestly feel alienated by the
increasingly secular, materialistic and immoral culture -- and many
of those same concerns may resonate with Catholics -- the picture
painted is nevertheless sobering. Some emotionally intense images
and mature discussions. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Jet Li's Fearless" (Focus)
Rated "PG-13"
Action drama loosely based on the life of Chinese cultural hero
Huo Yuanjia (Jet Li), an arrogant martial artist whose pursuit of
street-fighting fame ends in tragedy, prompting a spiritual
awakening that leads him to found a school to promote
self-improvement and national pride during the foreign occupation of
China at the turn of the 20th century. Director Ronny Yu's artful
film delivers balletic fight choreography, elegant visuals and a
solid story buttressed by Li's poignant performance and a redemptive
theme about the futility of violence and revenge. Subtitles. Much
stylized action violence and an instance of mildly crude language.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Jindabyne" (Sony Classics)
Rated "R"
Meaty morality play, based on a Raymond Carver short story, reset in
the visually stunning Australian Smoky Mountains about a weekend
fisherman (Gabriel Byrne) and his three buddies who find the body of
a murdered young women but fail to report the discovery immediately,
leading to ostracism by his wife (Laura Linney) and community,
forcing him to re-evaluate his good Samaritan duties. Beautifully
realistic performances allow director Ray Lawrence to grittily
explore the divide between the sexes, and unflinchingly examine the
responsibility owed those outside one's own nuclear, religious and
ethnic families. Murder (not shown), several disturbing images of
a female cadaver with upper nudity, realistic fistfight with blood,
a dead pet, rough and crude language and profanity, sexual language
and groping, breast-feeding, discussion of abortion, discreetly
depicted urination, alcohol use and domestic discord. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Jiminy Glick
in LaLaWood" (MGM)
Rated "R"
Lame improvised comedy about a clueless entertainment critic (a
well-padded Martin Short), who is rocketed into the showbiz spotlight
when he lands an exclusive one-on-one with a notoriously reclusive young
megastar, while at the same time becoming involved in a Hollywood murder
mystery. Despite some amusing mock interviews with real celebrities,
director Vadim Jean's unnecessarily crude and mostly unfunny effort is
another example of taking a TV comedy skit (Short's "Primetime Glick")
and pointlessly stretching it into a feature-length film, here saddled
with a silly whodunit subplot. Lewd sexual situations and humor,
including a spoof lesbian love scene, brief violence and recurring rough
and vulgar language and profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Jimmy Carter Man From Plains"
(Participant)
Rated "PG"
Thoughtful, though unabashedly adulatory and overlong,
documentary portrait of the 39th president as he takes a
cross-country book tour to promote his controversial 2006 volume
on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, with some reflections on
his early life and presidential administration. Versatile
director Jonathan Demme's film makes the most of its subject's
genuine virtues while also examining the frenzy-prone
contemporary media and the ongoing search for Middle East peace. Scenes of people wounded and killed in a bombing. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults
and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may
not be suitable for children.
"Jindabyne" (Sony
Classics)
Rated "R"
Meaty morality play, based on a Raymond Carver short story,
reset in the visually stunning Australian Snowy Mountains
about a weekend fisherman (Gabriel Byrne) and his three
buddies who find the body of a murdered young women but fail
to report the discovery immediately, leading to ostracism by
his wife (Laura Linney) and community, forcing him to
re-evaluate his good Samaritan duties. Beautifully realistic
performances allow director Ray Lawrence to grittily explore
the divide between the sexes, and unflinchingly examine the
responsibility owed those outside one's own nuclear,
religious and ethnic families. Murder (not shown),
several disturbing images of a female cadaver with upper
nudity, realistic fistfight with blood, a dead pet, rough
and crude language and profanity, sexual language and
groping, breast-feeding, discussion of abortion, discreetly
depicted urination, alcohol use and domestic discord. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III
-- adults.
"Johnny English Reborn"
(Universal)
Rated "PG"
Elaborately constructed spy spoof -- and cleaned-up sequel to the 2003
comedy "Johnny English" -- in which Rowan Atkinson as the titular secret
agent overcomes severe odds to discover who was responsible for the
assassination of the president of Mozambique. Atkinson and director
Oliver Parker put Johnny -- a combination of Atkinson's Mr. Bean and
Leslie Nielsen's Frank Drebin of the "Naked Gun" franchise -- through a
series of droll set-pieces. One dubious, and dull, sight gag aside, they
also eschew the less-than-family-friendly humor of the original. Some
cartoonish violence, a single tasteless visual joke and fleeting mildly
crass language. The Catholic News Service classification is A-II --
adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America rating
is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable
for children.
"Jonah Hex" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
The popular DC Comics series springs to life with a bang as the
title character, a Civil War soldier turned bounty hunter and
drifter, seeks revenge on the man who killed his family and left
him disfigured. Jonah Hex (Josh Brolin) chases his nemesis,
Quentin Turnbull (John Malkovich), across the country to prevent
him from blowing up Washington and restarting the Civil War. The
body count along the way is enormous, and while it is always
clear that the bad guys go to hell, it's hard to condone Hex's
fanatical drive for revenge. Stylized if unbloody violence,
including gunfights, brawls, and explosions; implied sexual
activity; occult rituals; and some profanity. The Catholic News
Service classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"John
Tucker Must Die" (20th Century Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Lightweight comedy about a new girl at a high school (Brittany Snow)
who, wanting to fit in, conspires with a spiteful trio of popular girls
(Arielle Kebbel, Ashanti and Sophia Bush) to seek revenge against a
girl-juggling jock (Jesse Metcalfe) after discovering that he'd been
triple-timing them. Director Betty Thomas undermines the film's
basically positive -- if muddled -- message about honesty and personal
integrity by introducing sexually charged innuendo and situations into
the get-even scheme, resulting in a movie that, though inappropriate for
the obvious teen target, will be of little interest to older viewers.
Some suggestive humor and sight gags, an uncritical view of premarital
and teen sexual activity, and scattered crude language. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience" (Disney)
Rated "G"
Upbeat concert film capturing performances during the popular
boy band's 2008 "Burnin' Up" tour, interspersed with some
behind-the-scenes footage of real-life siblings Kevin, Joe and
Nick Jonas' life on the road and a lavish music video set in New
York's Central Park. While the target audience of tween girls
may be in danger of hyperventilating, accompanying adults will
find director Bruce Hendricks' energetic bubblegum-rock
documentary, like the group itself, reassuringly wholesome and
family-friendly. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-I -- general patronage. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is G -- general audiences. All
ages admitted.
"Journey to the Center of the Earth"
(New Line/Walden)
Rated "PG"
Enjoyable update of Jules Verne's classic 1864 novel with a
present-day geology research professor (Brendan Fraser), his
late explorer brother's son (Josh Hutcherson) and their
Icelandic guide (Anita Briem) finding themselves deep below the
earth's surface, reliving most of the incidents from the book.
Though not as memorable as the Hollywoodized 1959 version, this
retread, from director Eric Brevig, provides plenty of nifty
special effects -- which are especially effective in the 3-D
presentation used in some theaters -- and together with
personable leads and squeaky clean content make this wholesome
family viewing for all but the very youngest viewers who might
be frightened by some of the intense, though bloodless, action
sequences. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-I -- general patronage. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"Joyeux
Noel" ("Merry Christmas") (Sony Pictures Classics)
Rated "NR"
Intensely moving World War I tale of soldiers -- Scottish, French and
German -- who spontaneously agree to a cease-fire on the Western front
on Christmas Eve as they hear carols wafting from the enemy's trenches,
intermingle and bond on a humanistic level, to the eventual disdain of
their superiors. Writer-director Christian Carion's film, inspired by
true events, is sensitively acted (by an international cast including
Guillaume Canet, Daniel Bruhl and Benno Furmann) and conveys a powerful
message about the senselessness of war, while there is an admirable
religious underpinning in the character of a dedicated Anglican priest
(Gary Lewis) who brings everyone together for a liturgy on that special
night. Partially in English, partially subtitled. Battlefield
violence with death, some profanity and crude language, discreet
husband-wife bedroom scene. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. Not rated by the
Motion Picture Association of America.
"Joyful Noise"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Vibrant, faith-driven blend of comedy, drama and music focused on the
sometimes raucous but ultimately friendly rivalry between two leading
members (Queen Latifah and Dolly Parton) of a small-town Georgia church
choir. As the chorus competes for regional and national recognition, the
free-spirited, mildly prodigal grandson (Jeremy Jordan) of Parton's
character falls for the strictly reared daughter (Keke Palmer) of
Latifah's. Though it gives a pass to an incidental out-of-wedlock fling,
and showcases some humor and vocabulary that make it unsuitable for
youngsters, writer-director Todd Graff's otherwise uplifting celebration
of traditional values emphasizes trust in God and illustrates the
positive effects of compassionate and forgiving behavior. A
premarital situation, occasional sexual references and jokes, about a
half-dozen crude expressions, some crass language. The Catholic News
Service classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned.
Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Judy
Moody and the Not Bummer Summer" (Relativity)
Rated "PG"
A fun-loving grade schooler's (Jordana Beatty) plans for a
super summer go awry when her two best friends (Garrett Ryan and
Taylar Hender) take off on adventures of their own, leaving her
in the company of a timid third pal (Preston Bailey), her
Bigfoot-obsessed little brother (Parris Mosteller) and the aunt
(Heather Graham) who comes to babysit when her parents are
suddenly called out of town. While it conveys a worthwhile
lesson about adapting to circumstances, director John Schultz's
screen version of Megan McDonald's best-selling series of
children's books feels as meandering and ultimately pointless as
the search for Sasquatch to which too much of its screen time is
devoted. And, though really objectionable material is absent, a
childish potty gag does get carried to briefly queasy extremes. Some scatological humor, a few mildly crass terms. The
Catholic News Service classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be
suitable for children.
"Julie & Julia" (Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Charming, frequently funny dramatization of passages in the
lives of master chef Julia Child (a marvelous Meryl Streep) and
Internet blogger Julie Powell (Amy Adams), who, 40 years after
the publication of Child's 1961 blockbuster, "Mastering the Art
of French Cooking," sets out to prepare every recipe in the
extensive volume over the course of a year, aided by her
supportive husband (Chris Messina) -- whose solicitude parallels
that of Child's own spouse (Stanley Tucci) decades earlier.
Writer-director Nora Ephron whips up a delicious melange of the
two women's memoirs and, more significantly, details the
ingredients, ranging from passion to patience, requisite for a
successful marriage. Fleeting nongraphic sexual activity, a
few sexual references, a suicide reference, at least one use of
the F-word and about a dozen crude or crass terms. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Jumper" (Fox/Regency)
Rated "PG-13"
Chaotic science fiction thriller about a young man (Hayden
Christensen) who learns he has the ability to transport himself
instantly to any location around the globe, and how he teams
with another Jumper (Jamie Bell) to fight an agent (Samuel
Jackson) of the evil Paladin forces bent on their extermination.
The premise is promising and there are some decent effects, but
director Doug Liman, so adept in the action genre, can do little
with a risible, underwritten script, dull plot and generally
indifferent performances. Intense action violence, an
instance of the f-word, crude language and profanity, implied
nonmarital sexual relationship, murder and mayhem. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Jumping
the Broom" (TriStar)
Rated "PG-13"
Faith-tinged family comedy about the lead-up to a Martha's Vineyard
wedding between a postal worker's (Loretta Devine) son (Laz Alonso)
and the daughter (Paula Patton) of a wealthy couple (Angela Bassett
and Brian Stokes Mitchell). Director Salim Akil and screenwriters
Elizabeth Hunter and Arlene Gibbs embrace all the familiar
conventions of upscale vs. downscale. But they make poor use of a
clergyman (played by real-life Bishop T.D. Jakes) who offers useful
advice early on but is absent when the families have to deal with
serious issues. Mature themes; fleeting, mild sexual banter; and
a couple of references to masturbation. The Catholic News Service
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material
may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Juno"
(Fox Searchlight)
Rated "PG-13"
Smart, funny and ultimately moving comedy-drama with a
strong pro-life message about an unwed teen (an outstanding
Ellen Page) who decides not to have an abortion, and
promises the coming baby to a childless couple (Jason
Bateman and Jennifer Garner) who long to adopt. The
narrative has just the right moral wrap-up; performances are
tops, including J.K. Simmons and Allison Janney as the
girl's supportive parents and Michael Cera as the shy
classmate responsible for her condition. Jason Reitman's
direction strikes just the right piquant tone, though Diablo
Cody's script contains a high expletive level for its
appealing but sassy heroine. Crude language and at least
one instance of the f-word, some crass expressions, an
irreverent remark, a nongraphic premarital teen encounter
with brief partial nudity, out-of-wedlock pregnancy, sexual
talk and divorce. Possibly appropriate for older teens. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III
-- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating
is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Just
Friends" (New Line)
Rated "PG-13"
Leaden romantic comedy about a former overweight "loser" (Ryan Reynolds)
turned suave and successful ladies man, who, while waylaid in his New
Jersey home town, pursues the affections of his high-school best friend
and crush (Amy Smart), who back then only saw him through platonic eyes.
Despite ending on an admirably sentimental note, director Roger Kumble's
film is full of forced and witless humor that alternates between
staggeringly unfunny and mean-spirited. Much cruel slapstick
violence, some lewd sexual situations and humor, an erotic image, a
crass sight gag, a brief same-sex kiss, an instance of rough language
and some sexually crude remarks. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Just Go With It" (Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Very loose -- and sloppy -- remake of the classic 1969 farce
"Cactus Flower" weighed down by stale writing and a
seemingly endless parade of potty jokes. Adam Sandler plays
a philandering plastic surgeon who escapes commitment by
telling his many girlfriends he's trapped in a bad marriage.
So, once he decides to settle down with a schoolteacher
(Brooklyn Decker), he needs to produce a "wife" he can
divorce, the start of an increasingly complicated effort at
deception in which he eventually enlists not only his
sensible office assistant (Jennifer Aniston) but her two
precocious kids (Bailee Madison and Griffin Gluck) as well.
Director Dennis Dugan and screenwriters Allan Loeb and
Timothy Dowling dumb down what was originally a sweet adult
romance involving an escalating series of funny
complications and a modest message about being true to one's
self. The resulting comedy is not only frequently
distasteful, but comatose almost from the start. An implied premarital
situation, considerable scatological humor, sexual banter, fleeting
crude language. The Catholic News Service classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Justin Bieber: Never Say Never"
(Paramount)
Rated "G"
This genial 3-D profile of teen pop singer and musician Justin
Bieber showcases home movies of his childhood, footage
documenting his rise to stardom via social media celebrity,
backstage preparations for his sold-out concert at New York's
Madison Square Garden as well as musical performances recorded
there and at other venues. Director Jon M. Chu's portrait of a
likable young man striving to resist the temptations of
sudden-onset fame is not only perfectly acceptable for audiences
of any age, it also highlights his close bonds with his mother
and grandparents and the Christian faith he shares with them,
typified onscreen by the prayers he and his entourage recite
before each show. The Catholic News Service classification is
A-I -- general patronage. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is G -- general audiences.
"Just
Like Heaven" (DreamWorks)
Rated "PG-13"
Charming romantic fantasy about a dedicated young doctor (Reese
Witherspoon), comatose after a near-fatal car accident, whose spirit
"haunts" a grieving widower (Mark Ruffalo) who has rented her former
apartment. Despite a somewhat formulaic setup and an uncertain start,
director Mark Waters directs with just the appropriate gossamer touch,
and the highly appealing leads play with the requisite delicacy. Some
sexual innuendo and banter, mild profanity, a few crass expressions,
brief rear hospital nudity, mild medical procedures including incisions,
some occult thematic material, and an exorcism used for comic point make
this best for adults (and older adolescents). The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Just My
Luck" (20th Century Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Lightweight if likable romantic comedy set in New York about a girl
(Lindsay Lohan) with uncanny luck and a guy (Chris Pine) with none, who
magically swap fortunes through a chance encounter at a masquerade ball,
winding up on polar ends of the luck spectrum and falling for each
other, though neither realizes the other is the cause for the karmic
reversal. Directed by Donald Petrie, the fairy tale's cute conceit has
the bad luck of being wrapped in a limp and predictable script, though
its sweet-natured message about valuing love over success is
commendable. Some crude language and innuendo, a couple of crass
sight gags, a sexual gesture and a situation involving a male "escort."
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults.
"Just Wright" (Fox
Searchlight)
Rated "PG"
This appealing, seamless blend of the best elements of both
romantic comedy and inspirational sports films charts the
triangular love story of a hardworking physical therapist (Queen
Latifah), a professional basketball star (rapper Common) and the
attractive but shallow material girl (Paula Patton) who is both
her "godsister" and his fiancee. Director Sanaa Hamri and
screenwriter Michael Elliot use the lightest of touches to
create a warm, likable environment and convey a message about
relationships founded on enduring values. Probably acceptable
for more mature teens. A single use of rough language, an
implied premarital encounter. The Catholic News Service
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
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"The Karate Kid" (Columbia)
Rated "PG"
Stirring, satisfying update of the 1984 hit shifts the action to
modern China, where an unassuming kung fu master (Jackie Chan)
teaches an undersized American boy (Jaden Smith) how to confront
a bully while imparting other life lessons. Director Harald
Zwart balances fealty for the crowd-pleasing original with
embellishments that, aside from a manipulative musical score,
enhance the appeal of the timeless underdog story.
Hard-hitting and occasionally cruel but not graphic martial arts
violence, including a boy being struck across the face by an
adult, the use of a crass term for the human posterior, some
mild toilet humor, one instance of sexual innuendo, an
unnecessary kiss between pre-teens. The Catholic News Service
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"Keane"
(Magnolia)
Rated "R"
A
schizophrenic and sometimes violent man (Damian Lewis) wanders a New
York bus terminal looking for the daughter he claims was abducted, and
later befriends a troubled mother (Amy Ryan) and her 7-year-old daughter
(Abigail Breslin) at a transient motel. Writer-director Lodge Kerrigan's
grainy, cinema-verite-style film has an ugly milieu, sordid situations
and tedious stretches in its first half, though the ending is intensely
moving and redemptive. Lewis' performance is a tour de force, with
first-class support by Ryan, Breslin and Tina Holmes. Profanity and
rough language, a violent episode, an unrestrained sexual encounter, and
alcohol and drug use. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling.
"Keeping Mum" (THINKFilm)
Rated "R"
Picturesque, nicely acted, but rather muted English film about a
world-weary country vicar (Rowan Atkinson), his boy-crazy daughter (Tamsin
Egerton), bullied son (Toby Parkes) and frustrated wife (Kristin
Scott Thomas) who's having a dalliance with a sleazy golf instructor
(Patrick Swayze), all of whose lives are altered for the better by a
resourceful housekeeper with a mysterious past (a delightful Maggie
Smith). Director and co-writer Niall Johnson's quirky black comedy
gets better as it progresses, but overall could have been sharper.
While some may view the film's central conceit -- murder without
retribution -- problematic, the satirical context tempers
objections. Unnecessary conversational uses of the f-word, some
profanity and crude language, an adulterous affair (though not
consummated), brief and distant upper female nudity, innuendo,
voyeurism and nongraphic violence. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Kick-Ass" (Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
Intentionally outrageous but deeply perverse action comedy in
which an ordinary high school student (Aaron Johnson) attempts
to transform himself into a crusading superhero but instead
becomes caught up in a feud pitting a deranged ex-police officer
(Nicolas Cage) and the tween daughter (Chloe Grace Moretz) he
has home-schooled as an assassin against a mob boss (Mark
Strong) and his son (Christopher Mintz-Plasse), with all but the
gangster assuming masked alter egos. Director and co-writer
Matthew Vaughn's adaptation of Mark Millar and John S. Romita
Jr.'s series of comic books fills the screen with bloody mayhem
and the mouth of Moretz's blithely murderous character with
cringe-inducing vulgarity. Much gory violence including
torture and dismemberment, brief graphic nonmarital sexual
activity and offscreen masturbation, upper female nudity, drug
use, a few instances of profanity and pervasive rough and crude
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Kicking &
Screaming" (Universal)
Rated "PG"
Mostly funny, if formulaic, comedy about a timid suburban soccer dad
(Will Ferrell), who seeks to redeem his unathletic childhood by coaching
his 10-year-old son's last-place team and finds himself in the
championship game going head-to-head with his own supercompetitive
father (Robert Duvall), who coaches the league's best squad. Directed by
Jesse Dylan and dominated by Ferrell's manic presence, this farce
inspired by "Bad News Bears" imparts a humorous critique of our
hypercompetitive culture, but deserves a penalty flag for a crass
running gag which makes it questionable fare for very young viewers.
Some comic violence, a minor same-sex parent theme, as well as mildly
crude language and humor, including some ethnically insensitive remarks.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II --
adults and adolescents.
"Kickin' It Old Skool" (Yari)
Rated "PG-13"
During a school dance contest in 1986, a 5-year-old break
dancer does a wrong move, ends up in a coma, and 20 years
later, he wakes up as a man (Jamie Kennedy) still thinking
he is a child. Harv Glazer directs with an inconsistent
tone, going from sentimental to silly slapstick in a flash,
and all the actors mug shamelessly, save for the dry wit of
Michael Rosenbaum. Suggestive dancing, drinking, brief
male rear nudity, a comic scene of cross-dressing, numerous
scatological gags, a brief reference to Internet
pornography, one use of the f-word, frequent crude and crass
language, an instance of profanity and mild sexual banter.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults.
"The Kid &
I" (Wheels Up)
Rated "PG-13"
Well-intentioned but clumsy buddy comedy about a down-on-his-luck actor
(Tom Arnold) who, after a failed suicide attempt, is hired to write and
co-star in an action film with a physically challenged teenager (Eric
Gores), to be financed by the boy's wealthy father (Joe Mantegna).
Despite a heartfelt, life-affirming message and a positive portrayal of
disabled persons, director Penelope Spheeris' movie is saddled by inept
writing and direction. Some crude language and humor, and brief drug
references. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults.
"Killers" (Lionsgate)
Rated "PG-13"
Very much the definition of mindless fun, only if you enjoy
anything Ashton Kutcher says or does. Director Robert Luketic
and screenwriters Bob DeRosa and Ted Griffin play explosions,
gunfire and car crashes by rote in this combination of marital
comedy and espionage thriller, very much derivative of "Mr. and
Mrs. Smith" and others of the genre, but the comic bickering
between Kutcher and co-star Kathleen Heigl is usually stale and
insipid. Fleeting crass language, mild sexual banter, and all
violence is played for comic effect, making this acceptable for
older adolescents. The Catholic News Service classification is
A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some
material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Killer
Elite" (Open Road)
Rated "R"
Disjointed spy-vs.-spy shoot'em-up, set in the early 1980s,
involving rival assassins who eventually learn they're both
being manipulated over cheap oil by a sinister group of retired
British intelligence experts who call themselves "The Feather
Men." Director Gary McKendry, who co-wrote with Matt Sherring,
tries to make some point about targeted killings, but it's lost
in a miasma of car chases. Pervasive gun and physical
violence, pervasive rough and crude language and fleeting
profanity. The Catholic News Service classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"The Kingdom" (Universal)
Rated "R"
Riveting but disturbingly violent drama in which a team of four
FBI agents (Jamie Foxx, Chris Cooper, Jennifer Garner and Jason
Bateman) is dispatched to Saudi Arabia to investigate a major
terrorist attack on Americans living there, a hunt they must
pursue under the watchful and initially suspicious eye of a
Saudi colonel (Ashraf Barhom). It's hard to tell the good guys
from the bad in director Peter Berg's stylish, all-too-relevant
film, and it's also difficult to know whether the use of force
is being glorified or denounced. Sudden, bloody violence with
gore, torture and much rough, crude and profane language. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"King Kong"
(Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Visually staggering remake of the 1933 classic about a giant ape smitten
by a blonde-haired beauty (Naomi Watts), captured from his lost world
island home by a maverick filmmaker (Jack Black) and taken in captivity
to New York where, breaking free, his rampage climaxes atop the Empire
State Building. Though the film runs too long, director Peter Jackson's
strong storytelling masterfully blends stunning action sequences, humor
and pathos-tinged emotion, paying reverent homage to the original while
fleshing out the tragic story and raising the movie-magic bar to
dazzling new heights. Intense action violence, some frightening and
disturbing images, fleeting burlesque images and a few instances of
profanity make it inappropriate for younger adolescents. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents.
"King's Ransom"
(New Line)
Rated “PG-13”
Dreadful comedy about a wealthy Chicago
marketing mogul (Anthony Anderson) whose plan to fake his own abduction to
avoid a costly divorce settlement hits a snag when it turns out that several
others -- including his gold-digging soon-to-be ex-wife (Kellita Smith), a
disgruntled employee (Nicole Parker) and a sad sack slacker (Jay Mohr) --
also have plans to kidnap him. Full of raunchy, irreverent and mean-spirited
humor and uniformly unappealing performances, this witless waste of 95
minutes, sloppily directed by Jeff Byrd, is a royal mess. The film
contains crass language and humor, including implied sexual encounters and
innuendo, as well as some comic violence and an instance of rough language.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive.
"The King's
Speech" (Weinstein)
Rated "R"
Stirring historical drama, set between the world wars, about the
unlikely but fruitful relationship between the Duke of York (Colin
Firth) -- second in line to the British crown -- and the eccentric
speech therapist (Geoffrey Rush) under whose care he reluctantly places
himself at the instigation of his loyal wife (Helena Bonham Carter) to
overcome the stammer that hobbles his public speaking. This task becomes
all the more urgent as the death of the duke's father (Michael Gambon)
and the abdication of his brother (Guy Pearce) propel the unwilling heir
toward the throne. Weaving together the story of one of the modern era's
most successful royal marriages and the lesser-known tale of the
friendship by which an unflappable commoner helped to heal the
emotionally crippling childhood wounds underlying his princely client's
impediment, director Tom Hooper creates a luminous tapestry reinforced
by finely spun performances and marred only by the loose threads of some
offensive language. Two brief but intense outbursts of vulgarity, a
couple of uses of profanity, a few crass terms and a mildly irreverent
joke. The Catholic News Service classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under
17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Kinky
Boots" (Miramax)
Rated "PG-13"
Slickly made, well-acted tale set in central England of a stodgy young
man (Joel Edgerton) who, to save his inherited shoe factory from ruin
and keep its workers employed, cultivates a more profitable niche market
by hiring a transvestite (the versatile Chiwetel Ejiofor) to design
boots sturdy enough to be worn by drag performers, despite opposition
from his practical-minded girlfriend (Jemima Rooper). Director Julian
Jarrold's offbeat film -- inspired by a true story -- is fun but uneven,
and fits the mold of British films about ordinary folk whose
unsatisfactory lives take unexpected new directions, thereby giving them
purpose and transforming them into better people. Admirable lessons of
tolerance aside, the cross-dressing element will not be to every taste. A few instances of profane, rough and crude language, sympathetic
portrayal of a transvestite character, some vulgar gestures, sensual
onstage movements, men almost kissing backstage, and an implied
premarital relationship. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling.
"Kingdom of Heaven" (20th Century Fox)
Rated "R"
Sweeping, if bloody and somewhat revisionist, historical drama set in
the time of the Crusades about a disillusioned blacksmith (Orlando
Bloom) elevated to knighthood who journeys to Jerusalem in search of
redemption and becomes embroiled in the power struggle between the
tolerance-advocating Latin king and a war-mongering would-be usurper,
who threatens to disrupt the tenuous truce between the Christian and
Muslim forces. Spectacularly directed by Ridley Scott and full of
grand-scale battle scenes and period detail, the epic film takes license
with the facts, but overall portrays both sides as a mix of vice and
virtue (though in its skewed telling of the events Christians come off
as the prime villains) and imparts a timely message of peaceful
coexistence, as well as a strong condemnation of violence, ideological
hatred and war. Recurring intense battlefield violence and associated
gore, including decapitations, hacked limbs and flaming bodies, as well
as a brief adulterous sexual encounter. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Kinsey"
(Fox
Searchlight)
Rated
“R”
Sober
biopic
about
controversial
sex
researcher
Alfred
Kinsey
(Liam
Neeson),
chronicling
his
life
from
his
strict
Methodist
upbringing,
to
an
obscure
post
teaching
biology,
to
the
publication
of
his
landmark
study
on
human
sexual
behavior
in
1948
and
his
subsequent
fall
from
grace
during
the
1950s.
The
movie
will
generate
strong
reactions
from
both
those
who
admire
Kinsey
as
a
crusader
and
those
who
consider
him
a
degenerate
and
blame
him
for
igniting
the
sexual
revolution
by
jettisoning
traditional
morality
and
redefining
societal
mores.
Though
many
viewers
will
find
much
of
the
film
offensive,
writer-director
Bill
Condon
takes
a
serious
approach
to
his
subject,
painting
Kinsey
in
neither
overly
heroic
nor
villainous
shades.
A
relativistic
view
of
sexual
morality,
explicit
sexual
images,
including
graphic
straight
and
gay
sexual
encounters,
full
frontal
nudity,
several
masturbation
scenes,
candid
sexual
discussions
and
recurring
rough
language.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
L
--
limited
adult
audience,
films
whose
problematic
content
many
adults
would
find
troubling.
"Kiss Kiss,
Bang Bang" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Stylish but problematic retro-noir satire set in Los Angeles about a
petty thief posing as an actor (Robert Downey Jr.) and the gay gumshoe
(Val Kilmer) hired to prepare him for a role as a private eye, who
become entangled in a real-life murder mystery, involving two seemingly
unrelated cases. Blending the hard-boiled detective genre with black
comedy, writer-director Shane Black's pulp-flavored parody is,
admittedly, witty and Downey and Kilmer have good chemistry, but with
its bawdy brand of humor, graphic violence and obscenity-riddled
dialogue, many may choose to "kiss, kiss" it off. Recurring violence,
including bloody gunplay, torture, sexual situations and humor, partial
female nudity, some kinky and erotic images, a crass scene of urination,
a running sight gag involving a severed finger, heavy doses of rough and
crude language, as well as some profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Kit Kittredge:
An American Girl" (Picturehouse/New Line)
Rated "G"
Charming chronicle of a 10-year-old aspiring reporter's
(Abigail Breslin) experiences during the Great
Depression, as her father (Chris O'Donnell) leaves home
to seek work, her mother (Julia Ormond) takes in a
collection of colorful boarders (Joan Cusack, Glenne
Headly, Zach Mills and Colin Mochrie, among others) and
she endeavors to sell articles to the local editor
(Wallace Shawn) and to clear a homeless teen (Max
Thieriot) accused of theft. Director Patricia Rozema's
warm, pleasingly innocent adaptation of the titular
children's stories presents a somewhat sanitized Waltons-style
view of the era, but it fosters persistence, opposes
stereotyping and will likely hit a bull's-eye with
targeted tweens. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is G --
general audiences. All ages admitted.
"The Kite Runner"
(Paramount Vantage)
Rated "PG-13"
Superb adaptation of Khaled Hosseini's best-seller about an
Afghan writer (Khalid Abdalla) now living in the U.S. who
recalls how as a boy (played by Zekiria Ebrahimi) in his
native homeland, he failed to help and subsequently betrayed
his best friend (Ahmad Khan Mahmoodzada), and now finds he
has a chance to atone for that misdeed. Under Marc Forster's
sensitive direction, the beautifully acted film provides a
fascinating portrait of pre- and post-Taliban Afghanistan;
its fine human values, strong affirmation of friendship and
family, and redemptive ending should move even the most
stone-hearted. In Dari and English. Partially
subtitled. A single profanity and use of the f-word, a brief rape scene
with no nudity involving a small boy and a bully, two discreetly worded
sexual references, illegitimacy theme, a violent beating and a woman's
stoning. Acceptable for older teens. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned.
Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Knight and Day" (Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
This good-natured, though intermittently violent,
action-and-romance combo sees an everyday woman (Cameron Diaz)
unwittingly caught up in the conflict between a highly skilled
but apparently rogue CIA agent (Tom Cruise) and his former
colleagues (led by Viola Davis and Peter Sarsgaard) as they
battle each other and an evil Spanish arms dealer (Jordi Molla)
for possession of a recently invented (by young geek Paul Dano)
energy source with revolutionary potential. Director and
co-writer James Mangold's breezy diversion takes a largely
bloodless toll on the extras while the adroitly portrayed
central relationship progresses, for the most part, innocently
enough. Frequent, though mostly nongraphic, action violence,
at least one use of profanity and of the F-word, some crude
language, a few instances of sexual humor. The Catholic News
Service classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"Knocked Up"
(Universal)
Rated "R"
Extremely raunchy romantic comedy about a slacker (Seth
Rogen) and a fetching blonde (Katherine Heigl) who meet at a
Los Angeles nightclub and then try to deal responsibly with
the consequences. Director-writer Judd Apatow pushes the
envelope on a number of fronts and while his
beauty-and-the-geek story contains some genuine wit and
positive sentiment, the amount of obscene material and the
generally degrading tone of the discourse washes way any
laudable message. Constant rough and crude language,
pervasive coarse sexual and scatological humor, unmarried
sex, frequent drug use and drug references, condom use,
abortion discussion, rear male and upper female nudity,
explicit shots of childbirth, and some ethnic slurs. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O --
morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"Knowing" (Summit)
Ratedf "PG-13"
A Boston astrophysicist (Nicolas Cage) discovers that a
time-capsule document buried 50 years ago at his son's (Chandler
Canterbury) school accurately predicted all the major disasters
of the intervening decades, and sets out to prevent the three
calamities, one of them potentially global, it warns will
transpire in the near future, eventually aided by the daughter
(Rose Byrne) of the woman who wrote it as a schoolgirl (Lara
Robinson). Director Alex Proyas' vastly ambitious, genre-melding
drama begins as a horror tale but becomes, by its spectacular
though sobering climax, a haunting meditation on faith,
sacrifice and family unity. Disturbingly realistic
catastrophe scenes, brief sexual humor and a few instances of
crude language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Kung Fu Hustle" (Sony Classics)
Rated "R"
Stylish but unnecessarily violent martial arts movie set in China in the
1940s about a small-time crook (Stephen Chow) who transforms from street
hustler to hero after one of his shakedown schemes inadvertently unleashes
the wrath of a ruthless gang on the residents of a shantytown, triggering an
all-out war between an army of underworld goons and the locals, several of
whom are secretly kung fu masters. Written and directed by Chow as well, the film deftly combines slapstick
comedy and "Matrix"-inspired fight sequences, which, though violent, are for
the most part intentionally over the top and cartoonish in tone. Subtitles.
Much stylized action violence with associated gore, a shooting, rear nudity,
a crass scene of urination, as well as rough and crude language and humor. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"Kung Fu Panda" (DreamWorks)
Rated "PG"
Winning animated fable about an out-of-shape, awkward bear
(voice of Jack Black), the son of a humble noodle maker (James
Hong) in ancient China, whose martial arts dreams come true when
he is identified by the inventor of kung fu (Randall Duk Kim) as
the prophesied "Dragon Warrior" but who must then transform
himself under the direction of a skeptical master (Dustin
Hoffman) to combat a villainous snow leopard (Ian McShane) only
he can defeat. Co-directors John Stevenson and Mark Osborne's
wholesome film, by turns amusing and spectacular, features
impressive computer-generated special effects and promotes
determination and self-confidence. Mild fantasy violence. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I --
general patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may
not be suitable for children.
"Kung Fu Panda 2"
(DreamWorks)
Rated "PG"
Perfunctory if unobjectionable animated sequel follows rotund
martial arts warrior Po (voice of Jack Black) as he learns about
his origins and confronts the power-hungry peacock (Gary Oldman)
responsible for his parents' demise. Director Jennifer Yuh
Nelson keeps the action moving along at a brisk pace, overseeing
by-the-numbers visuals and imparting an anodyne message
concerning the path toward inner peace: Move beyond the past and
focus on the present. Mild fantasy violence. The Catholic News
Service classification is A-I - general patronage. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG - parental guidance suggested. Some
material may not be suitable for children.
L
"Ladder
49"
(Touchstone)
Rated
"PG-13"
Above
average
--
if
overly
sentimental
--
action
drama
and
paean
to
firefighters
concerning
a
young
fireman
(Joaquin
Phoenix)
as
he
progresses
over
the
years
from
rookie
to
seasoned
professional,
with
the
unusual
feature
of
there
being
as
much
screen
time
devoted
to
his
domestic
life
as
to
the
"Towering
Inferno"-like
fire
sequences,
which
are
generally
more
enervating
than
truly
exciting.
Director
Jay
Russell's
drama
--
which
also
features
John
Travolta
as
the
paternal
fire
chief
--
boasts
a
solid,
appealing
and
down-to-earth
performance
from
Phoenix
and
an
authentic-seeming
portrait
of
firehouse
life
with
middle-class
workers
(mostly
Catholic,
as
it
happens)
that
compensates
for
the
more
conventional
aspects
of
the
plot.
A
couple
of
instances
of
crude
language,
an
implication
of
premarital
sex
and
some
intense
firefighting
scenes.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III.
"Lady Chatterley"
(Kino)
Rated "NR"
Literate, well-acted French-language adaptation of the
second draft (there were three in all) of D.H. Lawrence's
"Lady Chatterley's Lover" concerning the young wife (Marina
Hands) of a World War I paralytic mine owner (Hippolyte
Girardot), and her furtive romance with the lower-class
gamekeeper (Jean-Louis Coulloc'h) employed by her husband.
Director and co-writer Pascale Ferran recreates the 1920s
English milieu impeccably, and though she avoids
sensationalism (the sexual elements are not glamorized) and
underscores the class conflict at the heart of the
narrative, viewers must approach with caution. Subtitles.
Adultery, several sexual encounters -- most with the couple
fully clothed but some with full frontal nudity -- the
acceptability of divorce and a graphic description of war.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L
-- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content
many adults would find troubling. Not rated by the Motion
Picture Association of America.
"Lady in
the Water" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Atmospheric but unconvincing fairy tale about members of a suburban
Philadelphia housing complex (Paul Giamatti, Jeffrey Wright, Bill Irwin,
Bob Balaban) who -- harking back to mythic times when humans and water
creatures were friends -- attempt to return a nymph (Bryce Dallas
Howard) to the sea, while pursued by wolf-like beasts. Director-writer
M. Night Shyamalan provides some trademark scary moments with admirably
little overt violence, and the universal brotherhood theme is unarguably
a noble one, but this aquatic "E.T." retread isn't terribly compelling
despite skillful direction and solid performances.
Some scenes of
intense peril, suggested nudity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Lake City" (Sixty-Six)
Rated "R"
Atmospheric family drama in which a young man (Troy Garity)
targeted by a criminal (Dave Matthews) escapes to his rural
childhood home with his girlfriend's son (Colin Ford) and
reconnects with his estranged mother (Sissy Spacek). Though
their script contains considerable salty dialogue and deals with
some gritty subjects, co-writers and directors Hunter Hill and
Perry Moore craft a hopeful tale of reconciliation and
rediscovered values further enhanced by skillful performances.
Beatings, moderate gun violence, drug theme, implied
cohabitation, a character born out of wedlock, much rough and
crude language, and a few uses of profanity. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The Lake
House" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG"
Intriguing if slow-moving time-warp romance, as a doctor (Sandra
Bullock) commences correspondence with an architect (Keanu Reeves) who
lived in the same Illinois lakeside house she herself once occupied, but
they come to realize they are existing two years apart from each other.
Alejandro Agresti's fantasy is intelligently adapted by Pulitzer
Prize-winning playwright David Auburn from a South Korean film, "Il
Mare." Though the leads are appealing, and the story of two unhappy
people trying to make a connection touching if sometimes perplexing,
somehow the movie never really grips. Just a couple of instances of
mild profanity and a crude word, and a brief but violent traffic
accident, though otherwise refreshingly free of objectionable content.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II --
adults and adolescents.
"Lakeview Terrace"
(Screen Gems)
Rated "PG-13"
Tensely absorbing racial drama about mixed-race newlyweds (Patrick
Wilson and Kerry Washington) who move into a Southern California house
next to a slyly threatening Los Angeles police officer (Samuel L.
Jackson in top form) who deeply resents their union and proceeds to
menace them. Director Neil LaBute slowly builds the suspense, but what
starts as a fairly subtle psychological drama -- with some interesting
observations on racism and stereotypes -- eventually morphs into a
standard thriller. Rough and crude language, some profanity, moderate
violence, murder, nongraphic sexuality, vulgar sexual allusions, birth
control and drug references. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may
be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Land of
the Blind" (Bauer Martinez)
Rated "R"
Disappointing and sadly misguided political satire about jailed
playwright turned terrorist (Donald Sutherland), who upon release from
prison assassinates the petty tyrant (Tom Hollander) of the unnamed
country, and then imposes a repressive regime of his own, turning on
even the idealistic military man (Ralph Fiennes) who helped pull off the
coup. Writer-director Robert Edwards attempts to leaven the grim tale
with some sardonic humor, and Fiennes delivers his accustomed
superlative performance, but the cautionary points about the corrupting
of power, with no doubt several contemporary parallels in mind, are
fairly standard beneath some cinematic flash, while the nonstop
expletives and occasional sexual elements seem gratuitous. Pervasive
rough language and crude expressions, some profanity and irreligiosity,
sexual situations and partial nudity, violence and brutality, and
gratuitous scatological elements. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Land of the Dead" (Universal)
Rated "R"
Repulsively violent fourth (and let's hope final) chapter in director
George A. Romero's pulp zombie saga set in an apocalyptic near-future
where what is left of humanity is holed up in a in a class-divided,
fortified city lorded over by a ruthless opportunist (Dennis Hopper) and
besieged by an army of newly sentient undead, with only a band of
mercenaries (Simon Baker and John Leguizamo) standing between survival
and total zombification. While the zombies have "evolved," the campy
horror franchise remains a smor-gores-bord of stomach-churning mayhem,
despite pretensions of social satire. Pervasive bloody violence and
gore, including graphic dismemberment and cannibalism, some sexual
content with brief partial nudity, some drug content, a same-sex kiss,
recurring rough and crude language, as well as some profanity. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Land of the Lost"
(Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
The innocent, mildly cheesy Saturday morning TV show from the
1970s has morphed into an overblown, special-effects-laden, but
plot-thin star vehicle for comedian Will Farrell, a washed-up
scientist who claims that his invention, the "tachyon
amplifier," is a time machine. With a beautiful academic (Anna
Friel) and a sleazy sideshow operator (Danny McBride) at his
side, he opens a "space time vortex" and lands in a prehistoric
world filled with menacing creatures, reptilian aliens and furry
Cro-Magnon natives. What ensues is a "Wizard of Oz" adventure as
the trio seeks a way home. Unfortunately, what is being marketed
as this summer's "family" film is far from one. Cartoonish
violence and peril; rough language; sexual banter, innuendo and
encounters; partial nudity; and drug use. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Larry
Crowne" (Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Suddenly fired from his longtime job as a clerk at a chain
store, a middle-aged suburbanite (Tom Hanks) enrolls in
his local community college, joins a student scooter-iding club
(led by Gugu Mbatha-Raw and Wilmer Valderrama) and falls for one
of his professors (Julia Roberts). Hanks, who also directed and
co-wrote the script, creates a generally genial, low-key
romantic comedy with a hopeful starting-over theme. But the
second chances on offer include problematic marital mulligans
since Hanks' character has recently been divorced, while his
instructor is still in the process of splitting from her lazy,
porn-obsessed spouse (Bryan Cranston). Brief nongraphic but
adulterous sexual activity, acceptability of divorce,
pornography theme with fleeting suggestive images, a bit of
sexual humor, at least one instance of profanity, and a couple
of rough and some crass terms. The Catholic News Service
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"Larry the
Cable Guy: Health Inspector" (Lions Gate)
Rated "PG-13"
Witless and virtually unwatchable comedy about a redneck health
inspector ("Blue Collar" comedian Larry the Cable Guy) who must crack a
string of mysterious food poisonings at upscale eateries in the days
leading up to a big culinary competition, zeroing in on the town's
sleazy mayor (Joe Pantoliano) and a duplicitous restaurateur (Joanna
Cassidy). Director Trent Cooper serves up an insufferably juvenile
stream of gross jokes that are unfunny no matter what color your collar,
making the film's PG-13 rating misleading. Pervasive crass and sexual
humor, recurring scatological sight gags, innuendo, fleeting partial
rear nudity, and much crude and bawdy language, as well as profanity.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive.
"Lars and the Real Girl"
(MGM/Sidney Kimmel)
Rated "PG-13"
Poignant story of emotionally fragile delusional man (a
brilliant Ryan Gosling) who -- unable to make human connection
-- buys a life-size female doll whom he presents as his
girlfriend, and how his brother and sister-in-law (Paul
Schneider and Emily Mortimer), his office mates, fellow
churchgoers and townspeople accept "her" as human out of love
and compassion for him. Though suspension of disbelief is
essential, director Craig Gillespie, working from Nancy Oliver's
delicate script, makes this improbable tale utterly believable,
while the themes of family, community, religion, forgiveness,
redemption and a strong affirmation of human decency override
those very few elements that might preclude younger teens.
Two nonexplicit images of a porn site, mild innuendo, discreet
sexual references and brief profanity. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate
for children under 13.
"Larry Crowne"
(Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Suddenly fired from his longtime job as a clerk at a chain store, a
middle-aged suburbanite (Tom Hanks) enrolls in his local community
college, joins a student scooter-iding club (led by Gugu Mbatha-Raw and
Wilmer Valderrama) and falls for one of his professors (Julia Roberts).
Hanks, who also directed and co-wrote the script, creates a generally
genial, low-key romantic comedy with a hopeful starting-over theme. But
the second chances on offer include problematic marital mulligans since
Hanks' character has recently been divorced, while his instructor is
still in the process of splitting from her lazy, porn-obsessed spouse
(Bryan Cranston). Brief nongraphic but adulterous sexual activity,
acceptability of divorce, pornography theme with fleeting suggestive
images, a bit of sexual humor, at least one instance of profanity, and a
couple of rough and some crass terms. The Catholic News Service
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may
be inappropriate for children under 13.
"The
Last Airbender" (Paramount)
Rated "PG"
Strained 3-D fantasy adventure, set in an alternate world where
some human beings have the power to "bend," that is, control,
one of the basic elements of fire, earth, air and water, and
where a brother and sister (Jackson Rathbone and Nicola Peltz)
assist a child (Noah Ringer) who is the latest incarnation of a
global peace-giver in his quest to restore order to society by
ending the oppressive rule of a warlike, imperialist nation (led
by Cliff Curtis and Aasif Mandvi). Though free of objectionable
language or behavior, writer-director M. Night Shyamalan's
live-action adaptation of an animated TV series -- which also
features Dev Patel as a disgraced prince out to prove his mettle
by capturing the boy wonder -- fails to gain dramatic traction,
bogging down in stilted dialogue and endless explanations of its
back story, some aspects of which suggest pantheism or
nonscriptural beliefs. Potentially confusing religious themes
and much nongraphic martial arts and combat violence. The
Catholic News Service classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be
suitable for children.
"Last Chance Harvey"
(Overture)
Rated "PG-13"
Delicate romantic comedy about an isolated New York jingle
composer (Dustin Hoffman) who travels to London for his
estranged daughter's (Liane Balaban) wedding and falls for a
lonely airport employee (Emma Thompson). While somewhat
predictable, writer-director Joel Hopkins' skillfully wrought
valentine to midlife romance -- which also features Eileen
Atkins as Thompson's mother -- draws masterful performances to
touching effect and shows the lingering negative consequences of
both divorce and abortion as it portrays a mutually generous
relationship untainted by irresponsible sexuality. Some
sexual references and humor, occasional crude words, the
acceptability of divorce and an abortion reference. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Last Exorcism" (Lionsgate)
Rated "PG-13"
Middling fright fest about an evangelical minister and
self-confessed charlatan (Patrick Fabian) who brings a film crew
(led by Iris Bahr) along to document his final faked exorcism.
But he gets more than he bargained for when the Louisiana farm
girl (Ashley Bell) whose father (Louis Herthum) summoned him
shows signs of genuine possession. While the gore factor is kept
comparatively low in director Daniel Stamm's gothic outing --
which toys cleverly with the modern presumption that all
phenomena can be explained scientifically -- the preacher's
corrosive cynicism and the occult atmosphere by which he
unexpectedly finds himself surrounded make this inappropriate
for all but well-grounded and judicious adult viewers.
Complex treatment of religion, sacrilegious activity, some
gruesome images, at least two uses of profanity, brief sexual
talk, and references to incest and homosexuality. The Catholic
News Service classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Last
Holiday" (Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Touching if improbable tale of dowdy spinster (Queen Latifah), who upon
learning she has only a few weeks to live takes her life savings and
goes to Europe where she gets a makeover and learns to live life more
fully, changing the lives of a corrupt businessman (Timothy Hutton) and
less-than-altruistic politicians. Wayne Wang's remake of a 1950 Alec
Guinness movie which had a script by august English writer J.B.
Priestley is marred by some silly slapstick, but mostly, though
predictable and contrived, it's a feel-good film with the marvelously
empathetic Latifah and a positive message about recognizing life's
possibilities and having the courage to follow through on them. A few
instances of crude language, some frank sexual talk and innuendo, and an
adulterous situation in an otherwise admirably wholesome film. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"The Last Legion" (Weinstein)
Rated "PG-13"
Charming but ultimately dull sword and sandals adventure, based on the
novel by Valero Manfredi, about the ancient Roman roots of King Arthur.
Director Doug Lefler and screenwriters Jez Butterworth and Tom
Butterworth spin a fictional epic about young Romulus Augustus, who
fortunately finds the sword of Julius Caesar, named Excaliburum, and
even more fortunately heads to Britain. Violence merely confined to
bloodless swordfights. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned.
Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Last
Mimzy" (New Line)
Rated "PG"
Mostly engaging science-fiction fantasy about a young brother and
sister (Chris O'Neil and Rhiannon Leigh Wryn) who find a mysterious
box filled with strange objects (including the titular toy rabbit)
sent from the future that gradually sets them on a path that will
save humanity, while their parents (Joely Richardson and Timothy
Hutton) and science teacher (Rainn Wilson) marvel at the kids' newly
found intelligence as well as the strange cosmic happenings that
start to occur. New Line Cinema founder Bob Shaye returns to his
filmmaking roots for the first time since 1990 and proves a capable
director, though the narrative -- adapted from Lewis Padgett's short
story -- is an odd blend of New Age mysticism and Eastern mumbo
jumbo -- albeit with an admirable pro-environment message -- but
will hold the interest of kids and even their parents. A single
use of a crude word, some mildly crass expressions, mild innuendo
and an implied premarital situation. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"The Last Sin Eater" (Fox Faith)
Rated "PG"
Engaging if rather colorless adaptation of Francine Rivers' novel
set in 19th-century Appalachia about a guilt-ridden girl (Liana
Liberato) who, blaming herself for her younger sister's death, seeks
out a mysterious mountain man (Peter Wingfield) alleged to be able
to take upon himself the sins of others. Learning that Jesus is the
only source of forgiveness after her meeting with a Bible-preaching
stranger (Henry Thomas), she helps rid the community of its
collective guilt with the help of the son (Soren Fulton) of an
abusive father (Stewart Finlay-McLennan). Director Michael Landon
Jr.'s film is short on period atmosphere but holds your interest
despite plot improbabilities. The performances are above-average for
this genre, especially the two youngsters and Louise Fletcher as a
wise woman who knows something of the community's mysterious past,
and along with some decent plot twists, there are fine Christian
messages about redemption, reconciliation, and renewal. Some
nongraphic violence, murder and domestic abuse. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents.
"Lassie" (Roadside/Samuel
Goldwyn)
Rated "PG"
Handsome adaptation of Eric Knight's original novel, "Lassie Come
Home," about an impoverished Yorkshire mining family (Samantha
Morton, John Lynch and Jonathan Mason) in World War II that
reluctantly sells its beloved dog to a rich nobleman (Peter O'Toole)
who takes the dog to Scotland where the collie escapes and attempts
the impossibly long trek back home. Writer-director Charles
Sturridge has assembled a fine, mostly English cast, including
Edward Fox, Kelly MacDonald and Jemma Redgrave, and two appealing
youngsters, Mason and Hester Odgers. The scenic vistas are
breathtaking and the story appealing, making this fine family
viewing, though discerning adults may be bothered by a disjointed
narrative, some plot turns that defy credulity, and an awkwardness
in both script and direction that places it several notches below
the classic 1943 MGM version. A brief sequence of Lassie being
beaten with a belt, a nongraphic scene where the miners urinate to throw
some hunting dogs off the scent of an escaping fox, some mildly crass
language, some mild violence and the death of a dog. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage.
"Last Chance Harvey"
(Overture)
Rated "PG-13"
Delicate romantic comedy about an isolated New York jingle composer
(Dustin Hoffman) who travels to London for his estranged daughter's (Liane
Balaban) wedding and falls for a lonely airport employee (Emma
Thompson). While somewhat predictable, writer-director Joel Hopkins'
skillfully wrought valentine to midlife romance -- which also features
Eileen Atkins as Thompson's mother -- draws masterful performances to
touching effect and shows the lingering negative consequences of both
divorce and abortion as it portrays a mutually generous relationship
untainted by irresponsible sexuality. Some sexual references and humor,
occasional crude words, the acceptability of divorce and an abortion
reference. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate
for children under 13.
"The Last King of Scotland" (Fox
Searchlight)
Rated "R"
Morality tale set in the 1970s based on the novel by Giles Foden,
about a young Scottish doctor (James McAvoy) who, in search of
adventure, travels to Africa, where he becomes the personal
physician and eventually the confidant of the charismatic but
ruthless Ugandan dictator Idi Amin (Forest Whitaker). Initially
blinded to the despot's atrocities by the seductions of power, he
later opens his eyes to the heinous truth and his own complicity.
Director Kevin MacDonald blends fact and fiction to mostly riveting
effect, with Whitaker delivering a towering performance.
Though dramatically justified, the brutality is quite gruesome at
times. Intense scenes of violence including a graphic
depiction of torture, brief grisly images of massacre and
dismemberment, several sexual encounters with nudity, an abortion
subplot, recurring rough and crude language and profanity. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The Last Kiss" (Paramount)
Rated "R"
Uneven drama set in Wisconsin about four friends, each at
emotional crossroads as they near 30, focusing mostly on an
architect (Zach Braff) with commitment jitters whose fling with a
college student (Rachel Bilson) jeopardizes his relationship with
his pregnant girlfriend (Jacinda Barrett), whose own parents'
(Blythe Danner and Tom Wilkinson) marriage has gone sour. In holding
up a mirror to postmodern love and its accompanying anxieties,
director Tony Goldwyn provides some modest observations about flawed
humanity -- especially the way we learn from our mistakes and how
actions have consequences -- but, on a whole, the situations are
contrived and the characters read as more selfish than sympathetic. Several racy sexual encounters, some with partial nudity, lesbian
eroticism with partial nudity, a tacit approval of premarital living
arrangements, a gay sight gag, much rough and crude language,
scattered profanity, some sexual humor and brief drug content. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would
find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"The
Last House on the Left" (Rogue)
Rated "R"
Glossy remake of horrormeister Wes Craven's influential,
low-budget thriller from 1972 pits the parents (Tony Goldwyn and
Monica Potter) of a 17-year-old girl (Sara Paxton) against the
fugitive sociopaths who, hours earlier, brutally attacked their
daughter and her friend. Director Dennis Iliadis applies an arty
sheen to the sadistic mayhem without generating enough
compensatory thematic resonance or rendering the comparatively
less exploitative picture worthwhile. A litany of graphically
violent acts using all manner of implements, rape, sodomy,
pervasive rough and crude language, several instances of
profanity, upper female nudity, groping, marijuana use and some
sexual banter. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The Last Legion"
(Weinstein)
Rated "PG-13"
Charming but ultimately dull sword and sandals adventure,
based on the novel by Valero Manfredi, about the ancient
Roman roots of King Arthur. Director Doug Lefler and
screenwriters Jez Butterworth and Tom Butterworth spin a
fictional epic about young Romulus Augustus, who fortunately
finds the sword of Julius Caesar, named Excaliburum, and
even more fortunately heads to Britain. Violence merely
confined to bloodless swordfights. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material
may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"La Vie En Rose"
(Picturehouse)
Rated "PG-13"
Superb panoramic biography of great French singer Edith Piaf,
covering her life from birth to death, and hitting all the
high points, including her impoverished childhood,
miraculous restoration of her sight (which she credited to
St. Therese of Lisieux), her early years as a street singer,
her molding as an artist, theatrical triumphs in Paris and
New York, tragic affair with championship boxer Marcel
Cerdan, her sicknesses, and premature death. Writer-director
Olivier Dahan jumps back and forth in time to different
stages in her life, and superbly recreates the various times
and places in Piaf's life, while Marion Cotillard,
lip-synching to Piaf's recordings, gives an incredible
performance as she morphs from foul-mouthed hoyden to
vibrant star to frail wraith. Subtitles. Upper female
nudity, brothel scenes, adultery, a lesbian kiss, sexual
references, nongraphic encounter, some crude language and
expressions, a violent though nongraphic car accident, child
out of wedlock, substance abuse. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Law Abiding Citizen" (Overture)
Rated "R"
Brutish, blood-soaked and ultimately
nonsensical revenge fantasy in which, following the murder of
his wife and young daughter, an agent trained to kill terrorists
(Gerard Butler) goes on an elaborately staged rampage,
eventually making deals with a prosecutor (Jamie Foxx) in his
search for "justice." Director F. Gary Gray and screenwriter
Kurt Wimmer begin with an homage to the hyper-violent "Death
Wish" films and concoct an implausible ending reminiscent of an
old "Scooby-Doo" cartoon. A rape, explicit torture, gun and
knife violence, explosions, rear male nudity, and pervasive
rough and crass language The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Layer Cake" (Sony Classics)
Rated "R"
Technically proficient but unpleasantly seamy story of a cocaine dealer in
London (Daniel Craig) who prides himself on the efficiency of his methods, only
to be caught up in the machinations of honcho Jimmy Price (Kenneth Cranham) and
Price's high-powered cohort, Eddie Temple (Michael Gambon), and a stolen
shipment of Ecstasy pills after which everyone is scrambling. Matthew Vaughn's
thriller is too complex for its own good, with its difficult-to-follow plot (to
the point of "who cares?"), tricky-to-decipher accents, flashy but empty
presentation, and -- though perhaps appropriate for the underworld milieu --
more expletives per minute than any film in recent memory. One brief but
graphic sex scene, nudity, brutal violence with attendant gore, pervasive rough
and crude language, and drug use. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content
many adults would find troubling.
"Leap Year"
(Universal/Spyglass)
Rated "PG"
Likable romantic comedy in which a controlling Boston real
estate consultant (Amy Adams) follows her commitment-shy live-in
boyfriend (Adam Scott) to Ireland, where he's attending a
cardiologists' convention and where she hopes to take advantage
of a national tradition allowing women to propose on Leap Day,
but bad weather derails her plans, forcing her to rely on a
laidback rural innkeeper (Matthew Goode) to get her to Dublin in
time. Though the background details are closer to 1952's "The
Quiet Man" than to the post-Celtic Tiger contemporary reality,
the central opposites-attract relationship in director Anand
Tucker's Hibernian idyll is old-fashioned in the best sense,
with physical restraint allowing room for a dexterously acted,
if somewhat formulaic, portrayal of deepening emotional
engagement, and helping to make this -- despite the elements
described below -- probably acceptable for older teens.
Implied cohabitation, some mildly sexual humor, at least two
uses of profanity and one of the S-word, and a few crass terms.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III
-- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be
suitable for children.
"Leatherheads" (Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Diverting romantic comedy, set in 1925, about a veteran
professional football player (George Clooney) who hires a
celebrated college star (John Krasinski) to revive his team's
fortunes, only to find himself in a rivalry for the affections
of a sassy, sophisticated newspaper reporter (Renee Zellweger)
who's out to debunk his new teammate's heroic war record.
Clooney, who also directed, evokes the tangy wit of the best
screwball pairings of 1930s Hollywood and, despite a few
inconsistencies in the plot and some objectionable language,
creates an enjoyable period piece that thrives on the rough and
tumble of the pro game's unregulated infancy. Some profanity,
occasional crude and crass language, mild fistfighting, light
sexual banter, innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults, though
acceptable for older teens. Motion Picture Association of
America rating, PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some
material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Legend of the Guardians:
The Owls of Ga'Hoole" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG"
3D animated adventure in which, after being kidnapped and
enslaved by a force of militaristic owls led by a scheming
queen (voice of Helen Mirren), a plucky owlet (voice of Jim
Sturgess), accompanied by a diminutive fellow captive (voice
of Emily Barclay), escapes and embarks on a quest to enlist
the help of a legendary group of heroic warrior owls
(voiced, among others, by Geoffrey Rush and Sam Neill) to
defeat the evildoers. Director Zack Snyder's visually
engaging adaptation of the first three novels in Kathryn
Lasky's popular "Guardians of Ga'Hoole" series of children's
books offers a sound, if somewhat bulky and not overly
original, narrative of downtrodden right versus overweening
might. But intense scenes of animal combat preclude
endorsement for the youngest of this otherwise
unobjectionable tale. Also shown in Imax. Strong, though
stylized, violence, situations of peril. The Catholic News
Service classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG --
parental guidance suggested.
"The Legend
of Zorro" (Columbia)
Rated "PG"
Rip-roaring action-adventure sequel to 1998's "The Mask of Zorro." It
picks up the story 10 years later as the masked swordsman (played as
before by Antonio Banderas) finds himself torn between family
responsibilities to his wife (Catherine Zeta-Jones) and young son, and
his destiny as defender of the poor and oppressed of Old California,
whose bid for statehood is threatened by the sinister plot of a secret
Masonic-like fraternity. Directed by Martin Campbell, the film lacks the
freshness of the original, but its swashbuckling stunt pieces --
reminiscent of old-time serials -- touches of romance and comedy, and
the spirited chemistry between its leads earn it a "Z" rating for
"zestfully" entertaining. Much stylized violence, peril, some mildly
crude expressions and sexual innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Legion" (Screen Gems)
Rated "R"
Theologically skewed apocalyptic horror outing in which a
despairing God unleashes hordes of demonic angels to destroy
human civilization but, rebelling against the plan, the
archangel Michael (Paul Bettany) battles to defend a remote
roadside cafe (owned by Dennis Quaid and Charles S. Dutton) long
enough for its pregnant waitress (Adrianne Palicki) to give
birth to humanity's future savior. Director and co-writer Scott
Stewart's feature debut intersperses relentless violence with
metaphysical mush to create a long, grim slog that leaves
viewers feeling as besieged as the characters (also including
Lucas Black and Tyrese Gibson) trapped in the lonesome eatery. Convoluted religious themes; constant, though mostly
nongraphic, violence; an out-of-wedlock pregnancy; a couple of
uses of profanity; much rough language (including at least 25
uses of the F-word); and some crude and crass terms. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Lemony Snicket's A
Series of Unfortunate Events" (Paramount)
Rated "PG"
Delightfully macabre tale of three Baudelaire orphans -- one an infant --
navigating their perilous way through various guardians into whose dubious care
they've been entrusted after the death of their parents in a mysterious fire:
evil Count Olaf (Jim Carrey) who has an eye on their fortune; kindly but
dimwitted reptile collector Uncle Monty (Billy Connolly); and hyperphobic Aunt
Josephine (Meryl Streep) who lives in a house perched high on a cliff. Director
Brad Silberling's adaptation of three books by Lemony Snicket (aka Daniel
Handler; here voiced by Jude Law) makes for excellent Edward Gorey-like family
viewing for all but perhaps the very youngest children who might find some of
the situations scary, though the action is played humorously tongue-in-cheek
throughout. Some mildly intense situations and a smattering of crude language.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents.
"Let Me In"
(Overture)
Rated 'R"
This macabre yet strangely moving twist on vampire lore, set
in 1983, sees a bullied, lonely New Mexico preteen (Kodi
Smit-McPhee) developing a friendly crush on a new neighbor
(Chloe Grace Moretz). He gradually discovers that she is not
exactly your average girl-next-door and that the guardian he
takes to be her father (Richard Jenkins) is connected to a
spate of recent murders. Writer-director Matt Reeves' screen
version of Swedish novelist John Ajvide Lindqvist's
best-seller "Let The Right One In" -- preceded by a 2008
Swedish film adaptation -- is not a work to be easily
dismissed, given its serious treatment of themes like
isolation and the psychological roots of violence. But in
revealing the dark identity behind its young heroine's
appealing facade, this unlikely tale of first love becomes,
at times, far too gruesome for endorsement. Much gory
violence, a scene of voyeurism with brief graphic sexual
activity and fleeting upper female nudity, about a
half-dozen uses of profanity, some rough and a few crude and
crass terms. The Catholic News Service classification is O
-- morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Letters From Iwo Jima" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Director Clint Eastwood's emotionally compelling companion to "Flags
of Our Fathers," which dealt with the Battle of Iwo Jima through the
eyes of American GIs, now from the Japanese perspective,
illustrating our shared humanity and showing ignorance as a root of
international conflict. The drama focuses on Japanese soldiers
entrenched on the island including a young baker (Kazunari Ninomiya)
who wants to see his new baby, a newcomer (Ryo Kase) who's looked
upon with suspicion, and a former Olympic medalist (Tsuyoshi Ihara),
all under the command of an honorable and patriotic lieutenant
general (Ken Watanabe) as they prepare for the U.S. invasion and
capture of Mount Suribachi. Several characters take their own lives,
acts which though morally untenable by Christian standards must be
taken in the context of traditional Japanese culture. Japanese
with subtitles. Intense and graphic battlefield violence, several
gruesome suicides and some crude expressions. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Letters to God" (Vivendi)
Rated "PG"
Inspirational and touching drama, based on real events, about a
faith-filled but cancer-stricken 8-year-old boy (Tanner Maguire)
whose prayers and reflections are expressed in a series of
letters to the Almighty, and the effect these notes have on his
family -- including his widowed, overtaxed mother (Robyn
Lively), his devout grandmother (Maree Cheatham) and his
emotionally conflicted teen brother (Michael Christopher Bolten)
-- but especially on the depressed, boozing
war-vet-turned-postman (Jeffrey S. Johnson) who has recently
taken over the local mail route. Though the underlying theology
of director David Nixon's family-friendly tale of courage and
conversion is evangelical, the basic message about the power of
Gospel values to transform lives is sufficiently
nondenominational to exert a strong appeal on Christian
believers of every stripe. Life-threatening illness, divorce
and alcoholism themes. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"Letters to Juliet" (Summit)
Rated "PG"
Director Gary Winick's old-fashioned romantic comedy explores
time-honored themes of love, loss, family, and destiny amid a
beautifully photographed Italian travelogue as it chronicles New
York-based magazine fact-checker Sophie's (Amanda Seyfried)
journey to Verona -- the city of "Romeo and Juliet" -- where,
left on her own by her food-obsessed chef fiance Victor (Gael
Garcia Bernal), Sophie visits Juliet's house and discovers a
kind of Wailing Wall for the amorous, where lovesick women leave
letters seeking relationship advice. Sophie's answer to one such
missive, penned 50 years before by Englishwoman Claire (Vanessa
Redgrave), prompts Claire to return, with her obnoxious grandson
Charlie (Christopher Egan) in tow, determined to find her
long-lost idol Lorenzo.
An implied premarital relationship, a
brief obscene gesture. The Catholic News Service classification
is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"The
Libertine" (Weinstein)
Rated "R"
Dank and dark 17th-century tale of provocative real-life poet John
Wilmot, the second Earl of Rochester (Johnny Depp), who has a love-hate
relationship with King Charles II (John Malkovich), falling in and out
of his favor, and whose womanizing ways are finally tempered by his
admiration for an ambitious actress (Samantha Morton) whom he grooms for
stardom. Director Laurence Dunmore's adaptation of Stephen Jeffreys'
play is reasonably well acted, but slow-moving and distasteful,
wallowing excessively in its protagonist's unbridled lusts and the
general bawdiness of the age, despite its ostensibly redemptive ending. Much rough and crude language, vulgar sexual expressions and imagery,
sexual situations, adultery, partial and rear nudity, crass scene of
urination, some anticlerical remarks and violence. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"License to Wed"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated 'PG-13"
Woefully unfunny tale about an engaged couple
(chemistry-free Mandy Moore and John Krasinski) who
undertake an arduous marriage preparation course run by
their local Protestant minister (Robin Williams in subpar
form) before he'll agree to marry them. Director Ken Kwapis'
putative comedy plays like a B-level TV sitcom, but even in
this comedic context, the reverend character is far too
lenient about matters such as premarital cohabitation, is
tiresomely irreverent throughout, and, though ostensibly all
for the good, engages in such questionable behavior as
wiretapping the couple's home and grilling them about their
sex lives in a way that borders on prurience. Overall
irreverent tone, acceptance of premarital living
arrangement, sexual banter and innuendo, crude language and
mild profanity, crass expressions and scatological humor.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O
-- morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some
material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Life As We Know It"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
A womanizing television director (Josh Duhamel) and a
successful cafe owner (Katherine Heigl) must overcome their
long-standing mutual dislike when the happily married couple
who once set them up for a disastrous blind date, and with
whom they were each best friends, dies suddenly and they
become joint guardians over the deceased pair's infant
daughter. Though somewhat sharper-witted than the average
romantic comedy, director Greg Berlanti's thoroughly
predictable yarn of animosity gradually yielding to a very
different emotion showcases a variety of lifestyle choices
-- and of more impromptu decisions -- at variance with
traditional morality. Brief nongraphic premarital sexual
activity, implied casual encounters and cohabitation, an
incidental gay relationship, drug use, much sexual and some
scatological humor, at least one use of profanity, a couple
of rough terms, frequent crude or crass language. The
Catholic News Service classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would
find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material
may be inappropriate for children under 13.
Little
Black
Book (Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Leaden romantic comedy about an aspiring TV journalist (Brittany Murphy)
who decides to snoop into her live-in boyfriend's (Ron Livingston) past love
life, only to discover that the embers of some of his former flames are still
burning. As directed by Nick Hurran, the lackluster film waffles between being a
relationship farce and a show-biz satire, both of which fall flat. Some sexual
humor and scattered rough and crude language. USCCB classification is A-III -- adults.
"Little Children" (New Line)
Rated "R"
Sharply observed suburban story of an unhappy wife (Kate Winslet, in
peak form) and a stay-at-home dad (Patrick Wilson) who gradually
fall in love and commence an adulterous affair after meeting at the
local playground against the backdrop of a community all aflutter
because a convicted sex offender (Jackie Earle Haley) has moved into
his mother's (Phyllis Somerville) house there. Director and
co-writer Todd Field's black comedy, with its pitch-perfect
performances (including those of Noah Emmerich, Jennifer Connelly,
Jane Adams and Gregg Edelman), is one of those films that
illuminates the human condition, even as it presents characters
whose behavior is deeply flawed, while capped by a deeply moral and
redemptive ending. Some rough and crude language and expressions;
profanity; several brief sexual encounters, one particularly graphic
with rear male nudity; upper and rear female nudity elsewhere;
adultery; some implied aberrant sexual activity; and bloody
self-mutilation. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Little
Man" (Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Imbecilic comedy about a diminutive jewel thief (Marlon Wayans) who
poses as an abandoned baby and is taken in by a childless couple (Shawn
Wayans and Kerry Washington), playing on their kindness to retrieve a
stolen diamond which wound up in the wife's handbag during a botched
heist getaway. What could have been a serviceable farce with a
sentimental plug for parenthood is instead a one-joke blunder by
director Keenen Ivory Wayans, full of infantile slapstick and crass
sight gags that play to diminishing returns. Crude sexual and
bathroom humor, an implied bedroom encounter, vulgar gestures, some
comic violence and scattered rude expressions. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"The
Life
Aquatic
with
Steve
Zissou"
(Touchstone)
Rated
"R"
Offbeat
tragicomedy
about
a
washed
up
Jacques
Cousteau-like
oceanographer
(played
in
delightful
deadpan
by
Bill
Murray)
who,
along
with
his
oddball
crew,
sets
out
on
an
open
sea
adventure
-
which
he
chronicles
on
film
as
part
of
his
latest
documentary
-
to
hunt
down
the
shark
that
ate
his
partner,
while
at
the
same
time
coming
to
terms
with
a
new
deckhand
(Owen
Wilson)
who
may,
or
may
not,
be
his
long-lost
son.
Directed
by
Wes
Anderson,
this
Melvillian
revenge
could
use
more
wind
in
its
sails,
but
stays
afloat
thanks
to
its
cleverly
quirky
script,
imaginatively
animated
aquatic
life
and
good
performances
from
its
eccentric
ensemble.
Some
strong
violence,
recreational
drug
use,
an
implied
sexual
encounter,
an
instance
of
brief
gratuitous
nudity,
much
rough
and
crude
language
and
profanity.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"Lions
for Lambs" (UA)
Rated "R"
Well-intentioned but static plea for noncomplacency as a slick
senator (Tom Cruise) plants an exclusive story about a new U.S.
initiative in Afghanistan with a critical TV reporter (Meryl
Streep); the idealistic students (Derek Luke and Michael Pena)
of a university political science professor (Robert Redford)
decide to join the struggle in that country; and the professor
tries to convince a disillusioned student (Andrew Garfield) to
abandon his cynicism and try to make a difference in the world.
Redford's usually solid directorial gifts fail to give life to
an exceedingly talky, heavy-handed and artificial script, while
even the action scenes in Afghanistan are murky and bland.
Pervasive conversational expletives, crude expressions, some
profanity and wartime battle violence. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Little Fockers"
(Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Dull, tasteless comedy -- the second spawn of 2000's amusing "Meet the Parents"
-- dominated by relatively raunchy and poorly staged gags centering on Gaylord
and Pam Focker (Ben Stiller and Teri Polo), their 5-year-old twins (Colin
Baiocchi and Daisy Tahan) and Pam's meddlesome father (Robert De Niro). Director
Paul Weitz strings together a lowest-common-denominator collection of infantile
set pieces. Frequent sexual banter, including references to sex toys, condoms
and masturbation; some sexual situations and profanity; much crude and crass
language; toilet humor; and a bruising fistfight. The Catholic News Service
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content
many adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Little
Manhattan" (20th Century Fox)
Rated "PG"
Warm and wonderful romantic comedy set in New York City about a
10-year-old (Josh Hutcherson) who thinks that girls are "gross" until he
falls for an apple-cheeked cutie (Charlie Ray) and finds himself adrift
in a befuddling sea of newfound emotions. Tenderly directed by Mark
Levin, with endearing performances by its young leads, the sweet story
conveys both the agony and ecstasy of first love, as well as its
accompanying confusion, anxiety, awkwardness and, ultimately, its magic. Some minor thematic elements, schoolyard fisticuffs, mild rude
language and an instance of vomit humor. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Little Miss Sunshine" (Fox
Searchlight)
Rated "R"
Immensely likable film about an Albuquerque, N.M., couple -- gung-ho
motivational speaker (Greg Kinnear) and his wife (Toni Collette) --
who, with their alienated son (Paul Dano), the wife's gay brother
(Steve Carell) who's recovering from a suicide attempt, and the
husband's crusty, drug-addicted father (Alan Arkin) in tow, trek to
Los Angeles in a creaky van so their daughter (Abigail Breslin) can
compete in a beauty pageant. Despite an unfortunately high quotient
of expletives and some sexual references (mostly courtesy of the
Arkin character), husband-and-wife team Jonathan Dayton and Valerie
Faris have directed a refreshingly offbeat tale that, underneath the
zaniness, comes over as an extremely positive validation of family
and genuine values. Rough and occasionally profane words, sexual
references, suicide element, a minor gay plot element, a sight gag
involving adult magazines and brief drug use. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find troubling.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Limitless" (Relativity)
Rated "PG13"
This bluntly cynical thriller, based on Alan Glynn's 2001
novel "The Dark Fields," has an uninspired novelist (Bradley
Cooper), aided by a secretive mind-enhancing pill, finding
his focus, conquering the stock market and getting away,
literally, with murder. Director Neil Burger and
screenwriter Leslie Dixon trivialize their protagonist's
actions as he blazes a trail of homicidal violence that
entails no discernable consequences. Skewed moral values,
considerable gun and knife violence, a few implied
premarital situations, fleeting crude language. The Catholic
News Service classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Lincoln Lawyer"
(Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
Vibrant but frequently seamy thriller about a slick Los
Angeles attorney (Matthew McConaughey) used to defending
petty criminals who gets more than he bargained for when he
takes the high-profile case of a Beverly Hills playboy (Ryan
Phillippe) accused of attempted murder. Driven by
McConaughey's kinetic performance, director Brad Furman's
adaptation of Michael Connelly's novel -- which also
features Marisa Tomei as the advocate's ex-wife -- makes for
a lively drama, both inside the courtroom and beyond. But
its protagonist's ethical corner-cutting and eventual resort
to borderline vigilantism, his client's libertine lifestyle
and -- above all -- acrid flashbacks detailing violent
sexual assaults narrowly circumscribe this whodunit's
appropriate audience. Considerable explicit violence,
including scenes of rape, vigilantism issues, brief
nongraphic marital lovemaking, fleeting rear nudity, a
half-dozen uses of profanity, a few rough terms, much crude
and crass language. The Catholic News Service classification
is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The
Lion of Judah" (AMG)
Rated: "PG"
This 3-D animated musical re-imagines the events of the
first Holy Week through the adventures of a bunch of
wisecracking animals. At the center of the tale is a spunky lamb
(voice of Georgina Cordova) chosen as the Passover sacrifice
because he is pure and unblemished. On the way to Jerusalem, he
busts out of his cage and meets a sitcom-worthy group of stable
dwellers, led by a wise rat (voice of Ernest Borgnine) and a
sassy rooster (voice of Alphonso McAuley). When the sheep is
recaptured, and the rooster stows away in his cage, the
remainder of the menagerie band together to set their friends
free. Although its retelling of Christ's Passion, death and
resurrection is oversimplified and often takes a back seat to
some pretty lame jokes, directors Deryck Broom and Roger
Hawkins' family film does provide a worthy introduction for very
young children to the story of salvation and the basic tenets of
Christianity. The Catholic News Service classification is A-I
- general patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may
not be suitable for children.
"Live Free or Die
Hard" (Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Action-packed Washington-based thriller as detective John
McClane (Bruce Willis in good, sardonic form) teams with a
computer geek (Justin Long) to outwit a dastardly hacker
(Timothy Olyphant) and deadly femme fatale cohort (Maggie Q)
who intend to cripple the nation with a catastrophic
computer breach. The fourth installment in the durable
series starts in formulaic mode, but builds in excitement,
with director Len Wiseman generating some first-rate chase
sequences, but repeated profanity and one outrageously
vulgar line are unfortunate detriments. Some crude and
vulgar words and expressions, gratuitous profanity, a couple
making out in a car, innuendo, pervasive nongraphic violence
including explosions and shootings, albeit with little gore.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L
-- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content
many adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children
under 13.
"The Lives of Others" ("Das
Leben Der Anderen") (Sony Classics)
Rated "R"
Gripping German political thriller set in the East Berlin of 1984 --
five years before the fall of the Berlin Wall -- in which a
hard-bitten interrogator for the secret police (Ulrich Muhe)
wiretaps the apartment of a celebrated playwright (Sebastian Koch)
and his actress companion (Martina Gedeck), and discovers his own
humanity in the process. Writer-director Florian Henckel von
Donnersmarck, making an auspicious feature film debut, has crafted a
suspenseful and profoundly moving story that besides bringing to
life the ambience of pre-glasnost Germany, vividly demonstrate the
transformative power of art while elucidating the conflict between
ideology and conscience. A modern classic. Subtitles. Some sexual
encounters, one involving a prostitute, with rear and partial
nudity; a premarital relationship; innuendo; a few crude words; drug
addiction; and suicide. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
"London"
(Destination)
Rated "R"
Mostly repugnant story from first-time writer-director Hunter Richards
involving a dissolute twentysomething New Yorker (Chris Evans) who
crashes his ex-girlfriend's (Jessica Biel) bon voyage party, but takes
refuge in the bathroom to avoid facing her, all the while snorting
cocaine and engaging in mostly foul-mouthed discussions with an
Englishman (Jason Statham) and other guests who drift in and out. Though
ostensibly a cautionary look at the excesses of today's affluent youth,
with some serious talk about the meaning of life and even a marginally
redemptive ending, the sordid milieu, non-stop expletives, sexuality,
and drugs result in a thoroughly distasteful and surprisingly dull
melange. Pervasive rough and crude language, drug use, strong sexual
content and perversity, partial and rear nudity, violence. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Lonesome
Jim" (IFC)
Rated "R"
Depressed young man (Casey Affleck) goes back to his Indiana home to
live with his overly doting mother (Mary Kay Place), distant father
(Seymour Cassel) and confused brother (Kevin Corrigan), falls for a
single mother (Liv Tyler) with a small son (Jack Rovello), and
ultimately comes to a better understanding of himself and those around
him. Director Steve Buscemi's film is sometimes slow and meandering, and
its true-to-life candor won't appeal to all tastes, but the central
protagonist develops as a person, and the overall message of accepting
life for what it is, not what you want it to be, is a good one.
Scattered instances of profanity, rough and crude language and
expressions, some crass humor, rear and partial nudity, premarital
relationship, sexual banter and lewd images, prostitute character,
suicide theme and drug references. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"The
Longest Yard"
(Paramount)
Rated
“PG-13”
Revved-up
remake of the 1974 sports comedy about a former pro quarterback (Adam
Sandler in the Burt Reynolds role) whose recklessness lands him in a
Texas state prison where the gridiron-obsessed warden (James Cromwell)
blackmails him into organizing an all-inmate team to take on his semipro
squad of sadistic prison guards. Despite some crowd-pleasing moments and
the softening effect of Sandler's comical likability, director Peter
Segal's version follows the original's lead, making vulgarity and
brutality just another joke while going for a more MTV-style edge.
Strong prison and playing-field violence, an instance of rough language
and much crude and sexual language and humor, including an ongoing joke
involving some gay inmates, racial remarks, drug references, fleeting
rear nudity and a scene of drunk driving played for laughs. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"The Longshots"
(Dimension/MGM)
Rated "PG"
Fact-based sports drama in which an unemployed former high
school football star (Ice Cube) living in a depressed
factory town is hired by his hardworking sister-in-law
(Tasha Smith) to mind his shy, bookish niece (Keke Palmer)
and, discovering that the girl shares his gift for the game,
becomes her trainer and gets her a tryout with a local,
previously all-boys team. Director Fred Durst's upbeat,
mostly unobjectionable film is a celebration of each
individual's power to bring about both personal and civic
renewal. Brief sexual humor, a couple of profanities, a
few crass words and mild oaths. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material
may not be suitable for children.
"Look at Me" (Sony Classics)
Rated "PG-13"
Finely acted French film about Etienne (Jean-Pierre Bacri), a self-centered,
celebrated writer and publisher; his unhappy overweight daughter, Lolita (Marilou
Berry), an aspiring classical singer attracted more to the ex-boyfriend who
cares little for her than the new one who does; and Sylvia (Agnes Jaoui),
the girl's singing teacher, who takes a special interest in the girl mostly
to help her writer-husband Pierre (Laurent Grevill) cultivate a friendship
with Etienne to advance his career. Writer-director Jaoui's perceptive film
-- co-written with co-star Bacri -- says much about youthful angst, fathers
and daughters, celebrities and the sycophants who surround them, all in a
marvelously real way. Subtitles. A few instances of rough and crude language.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"The Lookout"
(Miramax/Spyglass)
Rated "R"
Unlikely crime thriller is a compelling character study about a
Midwestern town's golden-boy athlete (Joseph Gordon-Levitt),
brain-damaged after a car accident and guilt-wracked over the
death and injury of his friends, persuaded to serve as lookout
for a bank heist, with first-rate performances by Jeff Daniels,
Matthew Goode and Isla Fisher. Writer and first-time director
Scott Frank admirably shows us the sordid reality of criminal
behavior, and offers a redemptive message of how, paradoxically,
letting go of the past and forgiving yourself can help you
rediscover your true self. Nongraphic premarital encounters,
sexual innuendo and banter, violence including shootings and
murder in self-defense, a brief violent car crash, fleeting rear
nudity, skimpy female attire, drug and alcohol use, pervasive
rough and crude language, crass expressions and some profanity.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling.
"Looking
for Comedy in the Muslim World" (Warner Independent)
Rated "PG-13"
Amiable but low-key comedy about comedian Albert Brooks sent to India on
a government peace mission to determine what makes Muslims laugh,
causing a contretemps with Pakistan in the process. Brooks' brand of
laid-back and understated humor and the exoticism of the Delhi, India,
settings make for pleasant viewing, along with his gently satiric spin
on the present-day politics and conflict often arising over
inconsequential misunderstandings. A few instances of profane, rough
and crude words make this best for older adolescents and up. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Lord
of War" (Lions Gate)
Rated "R"
Thought-provoking, if at times contrived, morality play about an
opportunistic and morally bankrupt Ukrainian emigre (Nicolas Cage) who
rises from small-time gunrunner to international arms dealer, while
living a double life as a respectable family man, all the while staying
one step ahead of his rivals, his ruthless clients and the law, that is,
until his own conscience catches up with him. By turns action drama and
black comedy (neither completely successful), the film's serious social
commentary and anti-violence themes are saddled with message-heavy
melodrama and standard action cliches that bog down the otherwise
effective narrative. Strong images of violence, sexual situations
with partial nudity, recurring drug content, some racial stereotyping,
and pervasive rough and crude language. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Lords of Dogtown"
(Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Fictionalized drama detailing the genesis
of the 1970s' skateboarding counterculture in Southern California,
focusing on three teenage friends -- timid Stacy Peralta (John
Robinson), cocky Tony Alva (Victor Rasuk) and self-destructive Jay Adams
(Emile Hirsch) -- who, through a combination of street moxie and surfer
mentality, revolutionized the sport and were catapulted to rock-star
celebrity. Despite fine performances from Hirsch and Rasuk and kinetic
skateboarding sequences, the vapid film, directed by Catherine Hardwicke
and based on Peralta's own 2003 documentary, "Dogtown & Z-Boys," never
rises above a conventional study of adolescent rebelliousness, with its
more interesting elements -- the characters' broken home life, the
corrosive allure of fame and money -- receiving shallow treatment. Sexual situations involving minors, some
violence, underage drinking and drug use, reckless and delinquent
behavior, as well as recurring crude language and gestures. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"The
Losers" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
This slick action comedy about a unit of ex-special forces
soldiers (Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Chris Evans, Idris Elba, Columbus
Short and Oscar Jaenada) who are betrayed by a fiendish
spymaster (Jason Patric) holds itself in much higher regard than
its deprecatory title and flippant tone would suggest -- or than
the disposable project as a whole deserves. Director Sylvain
White applies a music-video sensibility to the comic-book source
material, and the stylized violence, though considerable, is
never explicit, while the jocularity is more juvenile than
offensive. A moderately explicit nonmarital sexual encounter,
some profanity, at least two instances of rough language, a
steady stream of crude and crass verbiage, frequent bloodless
violence and some sexual innuendo and banter. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Lost
City" (Magnolia)
Rated "R"
Wistful and deeply personal drama set in 1950s' Cuba on the eve of
Castro's communist revolution about three brothers (Andy Garcia, who
also directs, Enrique Murciano and Nestor Carbonell) caught in the
political unrest that ultimately tears them and their island home apart.
While the sprawling story needs tightening, Garcia's well-acted love
letter to the country he left as a child is full of passion and
gorgeously captures the beauty and energy of the island, its culture and
especially its music, in exploring themes of longing and loss. Some
violence, including several graphic executions, a suicide, a brief
voodoo reference, and a few rough and crude expressions. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Lottery Ticket" (Warner
Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Broad comedy centers on a hardworking, good-natured 18-year-old
(rapper Bow Wow) from an Atlanta housing project who wins the
lottery but must survive a long holiday weekend before he can
collect. He must evade the wiles of a menacing thug (Gbenga
Akinnagbe) and a natty crime boss (Mike Epps) with the help of a
retired boxer (Ice Cube) for whom he runs errands. Director Erik
White's efforts to bridge materialism and spiritual growth are
awkward, and viewers seeking an entertaining and perceptive
social satire will be disappointed. Nongraphic nonmarital
sexual activity, much profanity, at least one use of the F-word,
frequent crude and crass language, numerous sexual and
contraception references and some violence. The Catholic News
Service classification is L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Love
& Other Drugs" (Fox)
Rated "R"
Misguided romance -- based on Jamie Reidy's 2005 memoir "Hard
Sell: The Evolution of a Viagra Salesman" -- in which a
womanizing pharmaceuticals seller (Jake Gyllenhaal) and an
artist (Anne Hathaway) afflicted with Parkinson's disease hook
up for commitment-free sex, but gradually find their alley-cat
relationship deepening into love. With a satire of the drug
industry in the background and an excess of bare flesh to the
fore, director and co-writer Edward Zwick's potentially touching
story about the ennobling effects of heartfelt ardor is drowned
out by discussions -- and displays -- of irresponsible
sensuality, some of it aberrant.
Strong sexual content,
including brief graphic nonmarital activity; offscreen group sex
and masturbation; fleeting pornographic images; upper female,
rear and partial nudity; much sexual humor; about 15 uses of
profanity; and pervasive rough and crude language. The Catholic
News Service classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The
Lovely Bones" (Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Narrating from beyond the grave, a 14-year-old girl (Saoirse Ronan)
recounts her murder at the hands of a psychopath (a squirm-provoking
Stanley Tucci) and the effects of the crime on her devastated
parents (Mark Wahlberg and Rachel Weisz), her boozy but sensible
grandmother (Susan Sarandon) and her sensitive younger sister (Rose
McIver), who eventually joins the obsessive dad in a determined hunt
for redress. Director and co-writer Peter Jackson's adaptation of
Alice Sebold's best-selling 2002 novel features a visually rich,
though theologically vague vision of "the In-Between," a picturesque
purgatory in which the youthful heroine is trapped as she works
through her rage and desire for revenge, but the attempt to blend
genres with a story that mixes elements of suspense, emotion-driven
drama and a morality tale about the limits of human justice and the
dangers of fixation eventually becomes scattershot.
Themes of
perversion and crime, gory images, scenes of harsh violence, brief
nongraphic marital lovemaking, at least one use of profanity and of
the F-word, a few crude and crass terms. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Loverboy"
(THINKFilm)
Rated "R"
Well-acted if bleak story of a psychotic woman (Kyra Sedgwick) --
emotionally scarred in childhood -- who sets out to get herself pregnant
and who later becomes an overly protective mother to her young son
(8-year-old Dominic Scott Kay). Actor Kevin Bacon's big-screen
directorial debut shows skill, and performances are fine all around
(including those of Matt Dillon, Campbell Scott, Sandra Bullock and
Bacon himself), but those elements are outweighed by a basically
unlikable protagonist (Sedgwick's empathetic portrayal notwithstanding),
deliberate pacing and a fairly predictable plot. Promiscuity, some
brief sexual encounters, artificial insemination, partial rear and upper
female nudity, breastfeeding, some crude language, an act of animal
cruelty, suicide, and murder attempt. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
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"Love's Abiding Joy" (Fox)
Rated "PG"
Fourth installment in the "Love Comes Softly" series where pioneer
rancher couple (Erin Cottrell and Logan Bartholomew), circa 1885,
cope with financial hardships and the sudden loss of their child.
The villainous mayor (John Laughlin) makes the husband the sheriff
but only to manipulate him for his dastardly purposes, while
thwarting the budding romance between his own daughter (Mae Whitman)
and the sheriff's adopted son (Drew Tyler Bell). Michael Landon
Jr. directs the leisurely tale capably; the production design,
cinematography and musical score are assets, but the script and
performances are bland and often anachronistically contemporary,
while the faith elements, though admirable, are heavy-handed. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I --
general patronage. |
"The Love Guru"
(Paramount/Spyglass)
Rated "PG-13"
Flat comedy, only fitfully enlivened by some clever gags,
about a guru (Mike Myers) enlisted by the owner of the
Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team (Jessica Alba) to reunite
their star player (Romany Malco) with his wife (Meagan Good)
who has left him for his rival (an unrecognizably hirsute
Justin Timberlake), the French-Canadian goalie for the
opposing team, thereby restoring the former player's prowess
on the ice. Unabashedly vulgar and tasteless despite its
saccharine ending and some moderately redemptive elements,
the film, directed at an often tentative pace by Marco
Schnabel, feels too long by half and the jibes at celebrity
and bogus Indian mysticism wear thin. Much sexual and
scatological humor and innuendo, some crude language,
adultery and an implied premarital relationship, drug
references and comic violence. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Love Happens" (Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Serious but overly slick romantic drama about a widowed
self-help guru (Aaron Eckhart) who guides others through the
grieving process but who, after returning to his wife's hometown
to host a seminar and falling for a local florist (Jennifer
Aniston), gradually realizes he has unfinished emotional
business of his own. Despite Eckhart's complex performance, and
an admirably mature central relationship, director and co-writer
Brandon Camp's feature debut, a study of personal loss and
recovery in a strictly secular context, is too timid to sound
the spiritual depths that would make it truly memorable. A
half-dozen uses of profanity, occasional crude and crass
language, a few sexual jokes and an obscene gesture. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Love in the Time of Cholera"
(New Line)
Rated "R"
Overlong, uneven adaptation of Nobel Prize-winner Gabriel
Garcia Marquez's acclaimed 1985 epic in which a telegraph
clerk (Javier Bardem) in late 19th-century Colombia at the
time of a cholera epidemic continues an over-the-decades
obsession with the woman (Giovanna Mezzogiorno) he courted
as a young man, even though she's now married to an affluent
doctor (Benjamin Bratt). Director Mike Newell's cinematic
rendering of Marquez's exploration of love in its myriad
forms cannot capture the emotional complexities of the book
despite Ronald Harwood's intelligent adaptation, and the
performances are a mixed bag. The protagonist's finding
consolation in numerous sexual if loveless liaisons is
morally problematic. Upper female and partial male
nudity, several brief nonmarital sexual encounters, innuendo
and some frank sexual talk, adultery, domestic discord and
murder. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"The
Lovely Bones" (Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Narrating from beyond the grave, a 14-year-old girl (Saoirse Ronan)
recounts her murder at the hands of a psychopath (a squirm-provoking
Stanley Tucci) and the effects of the crime on her devastated
parents (Mark Wahlberg and Rachel Weisz), her boozy but sensible
grandmother (Susan Sarandon) and her sensitive younger sister (Rose
McIver), who eventually joins the obsessive dad in a determined hunt
for redress. Director and co-writer Peter Jackson's adaptation of
Alice Sebold's best-selling 2002 novel features a visually rich,
though theologically vague vision of "the In-Between," a picturesque
purgatory in which the youthful heroine is trapped as she works
through her rage and desire for revenge, but the attempt to blend
genres with a story that mixes elements of suspense, emotion-driven
drama and a morality tale about the limits of human justice and the
dangers of fixation eventually becomes scattershot.
Themes of
perversion and crime, gory images, scenes of harsh violence, brief
nongraphic marital lovemaking, at least one use of profanity and of
the F-word, a few crude and crass terms. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Love Songs" ("Les Chansons
D'Amour") (IFC/Red Envelope)
Rated "NR"
Melancholy semi-musical (with 13 songs by Alex Beaupain) about a young
man (Louis Garrel) grieving after the sudden death of his longtime
girlfriend (Ludivine Sagnier) from cardiac arrest, who turns for comfort
to the girl's loving family including her sister (Chiara Mastroanni),
his coworker and sometime lover (Clotilde Hesme) and a young male
student (Gregoir Leprince-Ringuet) who, improbably, develops a romantic
crush on him. In style, director Christophe Honore's bears faint echoes
of Jacques Demy's 1960s films like "Umbrellas of Cherbourg," but even
those trifles had far more dramatic interest and charm, while the casual
sexual attitudes displayed by several of the characters here are morally
problematic. In French. Subtitles. Nonmarital sexual encounters
including same sex couplings, though nongraphic, some frank sexual talk,
occasional crude language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. Not rated by the Motion
Picture Association of America.
"A Love Song for
Bobby Long" (Lions Gate)
Rated "R"
Lazily paced triangular drama set in New Orleans about a wayward teenager (Scarlett
Johansson) who moves into the house left her by her late, estranged mother,
only to find it occupied by two of her mother's friends: a former literature
professor turned drunkard (John Travolta) haunted by past sins, and his
young protege (Gabriel Macht), both of whom reform their broken lives to
help her reclaim her future. As directed by first-timer Shainee Gabel, the
uneven film is weighed down by too much Southern schmaltz, but has some good
performances and imparts an ultimately redemptive message about family and
forgiveness. Alcohol abuse and recurring rough and sexually crude language
and humor, as well as some profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
"Lucky
Number Slevin" (MGM/Weinstein)
Rated "R"
Stylish but grim thriller about a remarkably easygoing young man named
Slevin (Josh Hartnett) caught between two rival crime kingpins -- the
Boss (Morgan Freeman) and the Rabbi (Ben Kingsley) -- each of whom
claims Slevin owes thousands of dollars. Despite some suspenseful
sequences, a few surprising twists, and good performances by all
(including Bruce Willis as the Boss's hired assassin, Lucy Liu as
Slevin's girlfriend, and Stanley Tucci as a detective on his trail),
director Paul McGuigan's film is ultimately murky and formulaic, and the
pervasive revenge motif -- the Boss wants Slevin to kill the Rabbi's gay
son -- precludes recommendation. Considerable violence with bloodshed
(though shown with quick edits), profanity and rough language, a graphic
sexual encounter with a prostitute with upper female and rear male
nudity, innuendo, a premarital sexual encounter, a gratuitous and highly
irreligious remark, illegal betting activities. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"The Lucky Ones"
(Lionsgate/Roadside)
Rated “R”
Stranded at a stateside airport, three wounded Iraq War veterans
(Rachel McAdams, Tim Robbins and Michael Pena) take an unplanned
cross-country road trip during which they help each other work
through the physical, emotional and financial problems caused by
the military conflict. Director and co-writer Neil Burger's
listless, sometimes implausible comic drama deals evenhandedly
with political matters, but repeatedly presents casual sexuality
as a subject for humor. Brief
graphic sexual activity without nudity, adultery, brief
pornographic images, sexual themes, much rough and crude
language, and a few uses of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Lucky You" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Mellow love story set in Las Vegas about an ace poker player (an
especially good Eric Bana) who puts his randy ways behind him when
he meets a decent young woman (Drew Barrymore) who gently encourages
him to come to terms with his estranged father (Robert Duvall), also
a poker champ. Director and co-writer Curtis Hanson gets appealing
performances from his cast, but the emphasis is largely on the game
(familiarity a plus) with several poker champs playing cameo roles,
and though there are hardly any sex, violence or language concerns,
and the values espoused -- honesty, fidelity, forgiveness, filial
devotion and good sportsmanship -- are commendable (gambling
notwithstanding), the result is only mildly involving. Acceptable
for older teens. A couple of instances of crude language, an implied
premarital encounter, brief sexual references and innuendo, and
brief mild violence. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
"Lust, Caution" (Focus)
Rated "NC"
Superbly crafted romantic tale of a young woman (Tang Wei in an
extraordinary feature film debut) who becomes a spy for the
resistance during the Japanese occupation of Shanghai in the
1930s and '40s, who must seduce a married collaborator (Tony
Leung) in order to lure him to his death. Director Ang Lee's
glossy adaptation of revered Chinese writer Eileen Chang's short
story is a meticulously detailed, beautifully designed period
thriller, recalling iconic Hollywood films of that era, with
exquisite performances all around, making it all the more
unfortunate that Lee felt it necessary to shoot the somewhat
aberrant sex scenes so explicitly -- even if just a few minutes
out of a long, serious-minded film -- precluding endorsement
from a moral viewpoint. Subtitles. Graphic nonmarital sexual
encounters, full-frontal and rear nudity, a violent stabbing
death, adultery theme, vigilante justice, and a single use of
the f-word. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is NC-17 -- no one 17 and under
admitted.
M
"Mr. Brooks"
(MGM)
Rated "R"
Sleekly shot thriller in which a daytime executive/nighttime
serial killer (a subtle Kevin Costner), being blackmailed by
a blood-lusting photographer (Dane Cook), suspects his own
daughter (Danielle Panabaker) of homicidal tendencies while
a gritty police detective (Demi Moore) doggedly seeks to
nail the guilty party. Co-writer and director Bruce A. Evans
fashions a trashy but chilling melodrama enhanced by William
Hurt's sly performance as the serial killer's satanic alter
ego, determined to control the conscience-stricken killer. A repeated sex scene with full female nudity, some gory
violence, suicide, occasional profanity and recurring rough
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Mr. Woodcock" (New Line)
Rated "PG-13"
Needlessly crass, but sporadically entertaining comedy in which
a best-selling self-help writer (Seann William Scott) returns to
his hometown to receive an award, only to discover that his
mother (Susan Sarandon) is dating the harsh gym teacher (Billy
Bob Thornton) who terrorized him in junior high school, and
assisted by a former classmate (Ethan Suplee) attempts to
sabotage the relationship while his hard-edged publicist (Amy
Poehler) pushes him to return to his book tour. Though it too
often strays beyond good taste, the film, as directed by Craig
Gillespie, does have some moments of inspiration, and a few
genuine insights as well. A nongraphic premarital sexual
encounter, one use of the f-word, much crude and crass language,
and innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"Mrs.
Henderson Presents" (Pathe/BBC)
Rated "R"
Patriotic true-life story of a wealthy widow (Judi Dench) who
refurbishes London's dilapidated Windmill Theatre, and with the help of
an artistic manager (Bob Hoskins), decides to produce topless musical
revues -- with the showgirls remaining stationary by order of the Lord
Chancellor (Christopher Guest) -- to entertain the troops during the
blitz. Despite the seeming raciness of the theme, and several artfully
posed tableaux of bare-breasted showgirls, Stephen Frears' well-made
film, with a script by playwright Martin Sherman, is as decorous as a
"Masterpiece Theatre" production, and features predictably fine
performances by the leads. Partial female nudity throughout, and a
fleeting scene of full-frontal male and female nudity, a premarital
affair with tragic results, some innuendo, a smattering of profanity and
rough language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-III -- adults.
"Mr. & Mrs. Smith" (20th Century
Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Excessively violent -- not to mention dull and unfunny -- action comedy
about a couple (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie) living an ordinary
suburban life, each -- unbeknownst to the other -- a hired assassin
working for rival organizations, and who, upon learning the truth, stop
at nothing to try and kill each other. Director Doug Liman's stylized
but unstylish action film is a trashy glorification of violence and ugly
brutality, only fitfully watchable thanks to the attractiveness of its
stars, whose onscreen chemistry is practically nil. The witless script
hasn't even a smidgen of reality to ground the improbable proceedings,
making for an unusually distasteful film. Relentless violence,
cold-blooded murders, profanity, crude language, sexual situations and
banter, suggestive costuming, implied premarital sex. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Mr.
3000"
(Touchstone)
Rated
"PG-13"
Crowd-pleasing
baseball
comedy
about
an
aging,
self-absorbed
all-star
(Bernie
Mac)
who
comes
out
of
retirement
after
nine
years
when
an
error
discovered
in
the
recordkeeping
shows
he
is
three
base
hits
shy
of
3,000,
a
career
milestone
without
which
he
won't
get
into
the
Hall
of
Fame.
Director
Charles
Stone
III
swings
for
the
feel-good
fences
but
comes
up
short
of
a
home
run;
his
movie's
positive,
but
predictable,
message
about
self-sacrifice,
teamwork
and
second
chances
is
weighed
down
by
unnecessary
crudeness.
An
implied
sexual
encounter,
fleeting
partial
rear
nudity
and
recurring
coarse
language
and
humor.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"Mrs.
Palfrey at the Claremont" (Cineville)
Rated "NR"
A terrific performance by Joan Plowright is reason enough to catch this
low-key British charmer about an elderly matron who moves into a
shabbily genteel London hotel, and just when she's abandoned by her
uncaring daughter and grandson and appears to be facing a dead-end
existence, she is befriended by a handsome young writer (Rupert Friend)
whom she passes off as her grandson to the inquisitive residents. For
this bittersweet film, director Dan Ireland has assembled a top cast of
British pros to play the hotel's loners (Anna Massey, Robert Lang,
Marcia Warren, Georgina Hale and Millicent Martin) and, though
improbable, the story imparts a worthy message about aging and human
connection.
Mild profanity and innuendo, brief instances of crude
language, a brief sexual encounter with no nudity, premarital sex. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"MacGruber"
(Rogue)
Rated "R"
Juvenile, tasteless action spoof in which a cocky but
disastrously incompetent special agent (Will Forte) is called
out of retirement by his former commander (Powers Boothe) to
foil a plot by an evil arms dealer (Val Kilmer) to nuke
Washington, gaining the aid of an Army lieutenant (Ryan
Phillippe) and an undercover operative-turned-pop-singer
(Kristen Wiig) along the way. Director and co-writer Jorma
Taccone's expansion of a recurring "Saturday Night Live" skit is
consistently vulgar and intermittently gruesome. Much gory
violence, graphic premarital sexual activity, upper female and
rear nudity, frequent sexual and scatological humor, more than a
dozen uses of profanity, pervasive rough and crude language. The
Catholic News Service classification is O -- morally offensive.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Machine
Gun Preacher" (Relativity)
Rated "R"
Harrowing true story about a Pennsylvania man (Gerard
Butler) who finds God and goes from drug-dealing and committing
mayhem as a member of a Pennsylvania biker gang to protecting
Sudanese children orphaned during a bloody civil war. Director
Marc Forster glosses over the protagonist's spiritual journey,
focusing instead on the action-oriented sequences and enforcing
viewer suspicion that he's more of a mercenary than a
humanitarian. In addition to triggering cognitive dissonance and
contravening basic Catholic teachings about peace and social
justice, the movie is filled with disturbing and offensive
material that undercuts the salubrious aspects of the partially
redemptive conversion story. Frequent graphic violence in the
context of war and a crime spree-including disturbing images of
child victims of burnings, mutilations, beatings, and
gunplay-pervasive rough, crude and crass language, one instance
of marital lovemaking and another of marital foreplay, some
heroin and alcohol use, some profanity, and several racial
epithets. The Catholic News Service classification is O --
morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"The
Machinist"
(Paramount
Classics)
Rated
“R”
Darkly
arresting
psychological
thriller
about
a
skeletal
machine
operator
(Christian
Bale)
suffering
from
chronic
insomnia,
whose
fragile
psyche
is
edged
toward
madness
by
the
presence
of
a
menacing
co-worker
(John
Sharian),
and
whose
only
solace
is
found
in
the
companionship
of
a
sympathetic
coffee-shop
waitress
(Aitana
Sanchez-Gijon)
and
a
comforting
call
girl
(Jennifer
Jason
Leigh).
Director
Brad
Anderson's
grimly
stylish
meditation
on
guilt
and
paranoia
is
dripping
with
nightmarish
noir
atmospherics
and
bleak
moodiness
and
is
highlighted
by
a
mesmerizing
performance
by
Bale,
who
lost
a
jaw-dropping
63
pounds
for
the
role.
Several
instances
of
violence,
including
a
gruesome
amputation,
sexual
situations
with
nudity,
as
well
as
recurring
rough
and
crude
language.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
L
--
limited
adult
audience,
films
whose
problematic
content
many
adults
would
find
troubling.
"Madagascar"
(DreamWorks)
Rated
“PG”
Entertaining animated comedy about a
quartet of pampered zoo animals (voiced by Chris Rock, Ben Stiller,
David Schwimmer and Jada Pinkett Smith) who find themselves shipped back
to the wild, where they discover that the jungle is not all its cracked
up to be. Directed by Eric Darnell and Tom McGrath and imparting a
positive message about friendship, the visually vibrant and at times
funny film starts out well (the motley menagerie is a hoot), but its
early wit gives way to cartoonish slapstick humor that stresses sight
gags more than story. Mildly crass language and humor, cartoon
violence, as well as some thematic elements that may be disturbing to
very young children. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa" (DreamWorks/Paramount)
Rated "PG"
Four animal friends (voices of Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, David
Schwimmer and Jada Pinkett Smith), stranded on the titular
island, try to fly home to their New York City zoo, but land
instead on an African savanna where they must continue to adapt
to life in the wild. Though occasionally marred by slightly
crass humor, this generally amiable animated comedy, co-written
and directed by Eric Darnell and Tom McGrath, is visually lush
and offers lessons about the need for self-confidence and the
true nature of love. Also shown in Imax. Mild innuendo, a few
slightly crude gags and some thematic elements that might
frighten very young children. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG --
parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable
for children.
"Madea's
Big Happy Family" (Lionsgate)
Rated "PG-13"
Tyler Perry -- who wrote and directed this screen adaptation
of his eponymous play -- puts on the muumuu again as the always
short-tempered Madea. Here, Madea's appealingly gentle niece
(Loretta Devine) learns she has terminal cancer and tries to
gather her three adult children (Natalie Desselle Reid, Shannon
Kane and Shad "Bow Wow" Moss) at her house to tell them the bad
news. But the grown siblings are all locked in dysfunctional
relationships, while one - a recently released ex-con -- is also
dabbling once more in the drug dealing that landed him in jail.
Worthy themes of mutual respect between spouses, deference to
adults on the part of youngsters and familial unity are
sometimes lost amid questionable comic characterizations and a
flurry of slaps upside the head. Marijuana use, some adult
humor, fleeting crass language, slapstick violence. The Catholic
News Service classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Madison"
(MGM)
Rated "PG"
Feel-good film set in small-town Indiana which tells the
true story of Jim McCormick (Jim Caviezel), a local former boat-racing hero
who pulls together and lifts the spirits of his down-on-its-luck town --
which lives and breathes the sport -- when he proposes they make an bid to
host an annual championship cup competition. Director William Bindley's
winning underdog drama more than makes up for any sentimental shortcomings
with heart and a gently nostalgic message about family, wholesome values and
the importance of community. Some mildly crude language and scenes of
sports peril. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-II -- adults and adolescents. he Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested.
"Made of Honor" (Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
A callous playboy (a charming Patrick Dempsey) comes to realize
he loves his longtime best friend (Michelle Monaghan) just when
she announces she's engaged to a Scottish lord (Kevin McKidd),
and he agrees to be her "maid of honor" in the hopes of
dissuading her from the marriage. Paul Welland's formulaic but
ultimately winning film starts with some highly problematic
elements having to do with the playboy's unbridled love life,
but settles into a sentimental story about the hero learning the
true meaning of love, while generally promoting an acceptable
moral worldview. Nongraphic encounters, divorce, alcohol use,
innuendo, and some crude words and expressions. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"The Man"
(New Line)
Ragted "PG-13"
Minor action comedy about nerdy middle-aged dental products salesman
(Eugene Levy) who's mistaken for a stolen arms dealer, and becomes the
unwilling sidekick of a Detroit-based federal agent (Samuel L. Jackson),
whose crooked partner has just been murdered in a sting operation
against the bad guys. Director Les Mayfield's film is fitfully amusing,
thanks to the chemistry of the two intentionally mismatched stars, and
though there are positive underlying themes the formulaic plot
construction and uninspired dialogue severely undermine what might
otherwise have been a more recommendable escapade. Excessive crude
language, as well as a few instances of rough language and profanity,
some action violence, general vulgarity, some sexual innuendo, and
ethnic humor. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling.
"Man of the Year" (Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Political satire about an idealistic comedy TV talk-show host (Robin
Williams) who runs for president and wins, eventually falling for a
software analyst (Laura Linney) on the lam after discovering that
the unlikely election results were due to a program glitch in her
company's computerized voting machine. Director Barry Levinson never
decides what movie he wants to make (a light farce or something
darker); while Williams' performance is basically a stand-up routine
and the script soft-pedals on issues of personal morality, the film
make some valid observations about the increasingly blurred
distinction between entertainment and news, and the alarming
preference of many to be amused rather than informed. Sexually
crass humor, innuendo, a mildly irreligious joke, brief violence, a
use of the f-word and some crude language. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. Some material may
be inappropriate for children under 13.
Maria
Full
of
Grace (Fine Line)
Rated "R"
Arresting drama about a young woman from rural
Colombia (Catalina Sandino Moreno) who becomes a
drug "mule" -- swallowing pellets of heroin to be
smuggled into the United States -- in order to
support her family. Employing a style of stark
realism, writer-director Joshua Marston grafts
human drama onto what could have been a
conventional crime-thriller premise, resulting in
an emotionally affecting film about desperation,
determination and hope. Subtitles. Recurring drug
content, some disturbing images, as well as rough
and crude language. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating
is R -- restricted.
"The Marine"
(20th Century Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Empty action adventure about a Marine (wrestler John Cena) fresh
from battle in the Middle East whose homecoming gets off to a rough
start when he must track down the gang of cold-blooded felons (lead
by Robert Patrick) who are holding his wife (Kelly Carlson) hostage.
Director John Bonito piles on the explosions, chases and ammo
rounds, all strung together with a B-movie script. Intense action
violence, sexual situations, as well as some rough and crude
language and profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children
under 13.
"Mad Hot Ballroom" (Paramount
Classics)
Rated "PG"
Generally appealing documentary about ethnically diverse New York City
elementary school students competing in citywide American Ballroom
Theater's "Dancing Classrooms" program, focusing on the intense
rehearsals leading up to the finals, which bring success and inevitably
for some disappointment. Marilyn Agrelo and Amy Sewell's cinema-verite
film would benefit from a glossier style, but the kids' precocious
off-the-cuff remarks and growing adeptness at the rumba, tango, merengue,
fox trot and swing are impressive and alternate between endearingly
humorous and poignant, transcending the sometimes physical drabness of
the urban public school setting. Overall positive themes of good
sportsmanship and the power of the arts to improve one's life, though
with some suggestive movements and mature thematic elements. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents.
"Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa" (DreamWorks/Paramount)
Rated "PG"
Four animal friends (voices of Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, David
Schwimmer and Jada Pinkett Smith), stranded on the titular
island, try to fly home to their New York City zoo, but land
instead on an African savanna where they must continue to adapt
to life in the wild. Though occasionally marred by slightly
crass humor, this generally amiable animated comedy, co-written
and directed by Eric Darnell and Tom McGrath, is visually lush
and offers lessons about the need for self-confidence and the
true nature of love. Also shown in Imax. Mild innuendo, a few
slightly crude gags and some thematic elements that might
frighten very young children. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG --
parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable
for children.
"Mad Money" (Overture)
Rated "PG-13"
Clever, fast-paced caper comedy about three cash-strapped women -- a
middle-class housewife (Diane Keaton) whose husband (Ted Danson) has
just lost his job, a single mom (Queen Latifah) with two young boys to
support, and a dippy but clever young woman (Katie Holmes) -- who join
forces to smuggle money out of the Federal Reserve Bank where they work.
The time-honored conventions of heist films, and the lighthearted
"Ocean's Eleven"-ish tone throughout outweigh elements that would be
morally problematic if viewed from a strictly literal point of view. The
stars make a surprisingly effective and appealing team, and there's
assured direction from Callie Khouri. Some crude expletives, crass
expressions, one use of profanity, mild sexual talk and innuendo, an
implied nonmarital encounter and brief drug reference. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Machete" (Fox)
Rated "R"
Ultraviolent exploitation flick about a Mexican vigilante (Danny Trejo),
handy with sharp objects, who exacts revenge against a drug lord and
uncovers a right-wing, anti-immigration conspiracy stateside in the
process. Writer-director-producer Robert Rodriguez goes out of his way
to tickle and offend, yet his championing of the rights of undocumented
workers lends the movie a veneer that can, in theory, be appreciated
apart from its perversities -- including the sacrilegious behavior and
subsequent torture of a Catholic priest. Make no mistake, though:
Jocular splatter, not political satire, is the name of the game in this
blunt, lurid instrument. Much gore; myriad acts of violence;
sacrilegious behavior and banter; blatant sexuality, including much
upper female nudity; semi-graphic encounters; pervasive rough language
and profanity; considerable innuendo; torture; and vigilante justice.
The Catholic News Service classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under
17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Mamma Mia!" (Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Lively and colorful adaptation of the popular stage musical,
utilizing the songs of Abba, about a bride-to-be (Amanda
Seyfried) who invites her mother's (marvelous Meryl Streep)
three lovers from two decades earlier (Pierce Brosnan, Colin
Firth and Stellan Skarsgard) to her wedding in Greece after
discovering that one of them may be her father. Original theater
director Phyllida Lloyd has skillfully adapted the show, and the
stars handle their songs with aplomb, but though joyful, humane
and life-affirming with little visually offensive, a strong
caution must be raised about the underlying
"anything-goes-for-love" message and several other problematic
elements. Overall freewheeling morality, light sexual
references and innuendo, casual treatment of marriage, divorce
and nonmarital relations, some vulgar gestures, brief
rear-nudity sight gag, an anti-Catholic remark and a few crass
words. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content
many adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some
material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Man of the House" (Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Dull and unfunny story of a divorced Texas Ranger (Tommy Lee
Jones) who goes undercover with five cheerleaders to protect them after they
witness a murder, and before long the girls are grooming him for a date with
a college professor (Anne Archer), and helping him rescue his semiestranged
daughter (Shannon Marie Woodward) from the clutches of a corrupt federal
agent. Stephen Herek's film is an uneasy mix of violent -- though not
especially exciting -- action, and labored comedy and sentiment, and, the
mushy subplot of father and daughter bonding notwithstanding, presents a
demeaning view of women, with the cheerleaders distastefully portrayed as
aggressive, scantily clad "babes." Crude language, suggestive costuming,
lewd posturing, violence. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling.
March of the Penguins (Warner
Independent)
Rated "G"
Exceptional nature documentary which details the annual mating
migrations of emperor penguins in Antarctica, during which they endure
treacherous treks across inhospitable terrain, facing sub-zero
temperatures and starvation to insure the survival of the species.
Beautifully directed by Luc Jacquet and narrated by Morgan Freeman, the
captivating film is as emotionally gripping as it is visually
spectacular, and imparts a heart-warming message about the enduring
power of love. A brief predatory image and some sad moments. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general
patronage.
"Margot at the Wedding"
(Paramount Vantage)
Rated "R"
Well-acted though downbeat tale of neurotic short-story writer
(a superb Nicole Kidman) and her teenage son (Zane Pais) on the
brink of puberty who attend the wedding of her often-estranged
sister (Jennifer Jason Leigh), who's about to marry an
out-of-work artist (Jack Black). Writer-director Noah Baumbach's
keenly observant drama (interlaced with mordantly comic moments)
has much the same feel as his more autobiographical "The Squid
and the Whale" about a singularly dysfunctional family, and may
offer to some the same grim fascination even though the mostly
unlikable characters' actions are often reprehensible.
Pervasive rough language and profanity, brief partial and rear
nudity, masturbation, adultery, adolescent sexuality, premarital
pregnancy, drug use, some physical violence and much domestic
discord. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content
many adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Marie Antoinette" (Sony)
Rated "PG-13"
Visually sumptuous but dramatically inert biography of France's most
celebrated queen (Kirsten Dunst), her arranged marriage to the
future King Louis XVI (Jason Schwartzman), the lengthy period it
took them to consummate their marriage and produce an heir, and her
heedless spending and pleasure-seeking, which would infuriate the
masses and help lead to the downfall of the monarchy. Director Sofia
Coppola has impressively recreated the 18th-century period (albeit
with some contemporary flourishes), and for the most part adheres to
the historical facts, but rather disappointingly ends with the royal
family's arrest and only hints at the queen's maturing
transformation. The performances are sound, though the flat American
accents of the leads are a detriment, as is the uninspired dialogue.
Much speculation about the royal conjugal dilemma, brief partial
nudity, an adulterous sexual encounter and innuendo restrict viewing
to adults and older adolescents. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Marilyn
Hotchkiss Ballroom Dancing & Charm School" (Samuel Goldwyn)
Rated "PG-13"
The wish of a dying man (John Goodman) leads an emotionally scarred
widower (Robert Carlyle) to a dance class where he -- and later his
fellow bereavement group mates (Sean Astin, Ernie Hudson, David Paymer
and Adam Arkin) -- finds fulfillment, and, in his case, love. Director
and co-writer Randall Miller's compassionate film has touching moments
and several redemptive situations, and is well acted by its impressive
cast (Mary Steenburgen, Donnie Wahlberg, Camryn Manheim and Sonia Braga),
but its jagged pace, often-stilted dialogue and washed-out color palette
make the film ultimately more dreary than uplifting. A few rough and
crude words and expressions, a nongraphic premarital sexual encounter,
fleeting sexual banter, a car wreck and a bloody victim, a suicide theme
and the dispersal of cremated remains. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Marley & Me" (Fox/Regency)
Rated "PG"
Heartwarming, often rambling, but consistently likable true
story about a journalist couple (Owen Wilson and Jennifer
Aniston) in West Palm Beach, Fla., who adopt an unruly Labrador
whose companionship sees them through the joys and vicissitudes
of family life. Director David Frankel's adaptation of John
Grogan's best-seller is deceptively plotless, but the leads are
most engaging, the affirmation of marriage and parenthood
strongly positive, actions always motivated by compassion and
decency, and there's a bittersweet ending that will speak
powerfully to anyone who's ever had a deep emotional connection
to a pet. A few crass words and expressions, brief mild
innuendo and sexual references. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG --
parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable
for children.
"Marmaduke" (Fox)
Rated "PG"
Small children might like this comedy based on the titular
comic-strip Great Dane (voiced by Owen Wilson), but adults may
find it about as charming as a bucket of doggie drool. Director
Tom Dey has constructed a slapstick-laden story with the canine
hero as a gangly and quite talky adolescent attempting to fit in
with cliques at a dog park that represents high school, while a
parallel plot has his human family (led by Lee Pace) attempting
the same transformation after they move from Kansas to Southern
California. Some mild scatological humor. The Catholic News
Service classification is A-I -- general patronage. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"Married Life"
(Sony Classics)
Rated "PG-13"
Sluggish period melodrama -- based on John Bingham's 1950s' crime novel,
"Five Roundabouts to Heaven" -- in which a businessman (Chris Cooper)
decides to poison his wife (Patricia Clarkson) believing (wrongly)
she'll be bereft without him when he ultimately leaves her for his
mistress (Rachel McAdams), not knowing the latter is being romantically
pursued by his best friend (Pierce Brosnan). Though co-writer-director
Ira Sachs seems to want to explore the challenges and compromises of
long-term relationships, the stilted dialogue, lumbering pace and
stylized old-movie artifice undercut an ostensibly suspenseful plot,
solid performances and handsome production design. Adultery, murder
theme, nonmarital sexual relationships, one nongraphic sexual encounter,
some sexual talk and partial male nudity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned.
Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Mars Needs Moms"
(Disney)
Rated "PG"
Endearing but frequently scary 3D-animated adventure
about a 9-year-old boy (Seth Green) who comes to appreciate
the love his mother (Joan Cusack) has for him after she is
kidnapped by Martians and he stows away on the rocket
transporting her to the Red Planet. Once there, he learns
that the aliens (led by Mindy Sterling) want to extract
Mom's nurturing qualities and transplant them into the
robots who raise their own young, a process that, if
completed, will take her life. His rescue efforts are aided
by a goofy but good-hearted human fugitive (Dan Fogler) and
a free-spirited Martian rebel (Elisabeth Harnois). A few
mild potty jokes aside, director and co-writer Simon Wells'
technically accomplished screen version of Berkeley
Breathed's children's book -- which features a ringing
endorsement of the traditional family that parents will
appreciate -- is suitable for all, though seeing characters
run a long gauntlet of dangers may frighten the most
sensitive. Considerable peril and a bit of light
scatological humor. The Catholic News Service classification
is A-I -- general patronage. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested.
"The Matador" (City Lights)
Rated "NR"
Profile of 24-year-old David Fandila, one of Spain's most
popular matadors, as he pursues his goal of performing in 100
bullfights in a single season, cheered on by fans of the
controversial spectacle, but hounded as well by protesters who
regard it as primitive and brutal. Filmmakers Stephen Higgins
and Nina Gilden Seavey's documentary masterfully evokes the
beauty of the Spanish countryside and the athleticism of its
manifestly devout subject, but how his profession can be
compatible with the Christian obligation to preserve human life
and avoid unnecessary suffering in animals remains unclear.
Bloody violence against animals; fleeting, mostly obscured
frontal male nudity; wounds; and a graphic medical procedure.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling. Not rated by the Motion Picture
Association of America.
"Marley & Me" (Fox/Regency)
Rated "PG"
Heartwarming, often rambling, but consistently likable true
story about a journalist couple (Owen Wilson and Jennifer
Aniston) in West Palm Beach, Fla., who adopt an unruly Labrador
whose companionship sees them through the joys and vicissitudes
of family life. Director David Frankel's adaptation of John
Grogan's best-seller is deceptively plotless, but the leads are
most engaging, the affirmation of marriage and parenthood
strongly positive, actions always motivated by compassion and
decency, and there's a bittersweet ending that will speak
powerfully to anyone who's ever had a deep emotional connection
to a pet. A few crass words and expressions, brief mild
innuendo and sexual references. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG --
parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable
for children.
"Martian Child" (New Line)
Rated "PG"
Delicate, highly unusual story about widowed science fiction
writer (John Cusack) who adopts a strange little boy (a
perfectly cast Bobby Coleman) who insists he's come from Mars.
Director Menno Meyjes sustains a slightly surreal tone
throughout which keeps you guessing whether the child is simply
delusional or actually an extraterrestrial being, while an
outstanding Cusack's fervent sincerity helps makes the premise
all the more plausible, as the poignant script underscores
themes of nonconformity, loss, and the power of love. Mild
profanity, innuendo, some peril. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG --
parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable
for children.
"The Matador" (Weinstein)
Rated "R"
Dark and vulgar black comedy
about a mild-mannered traveling salesman (Greg Kinnear) who, while on
business in Mexico, befriends a burned-out international hit man (Pierce
Brosnan) who later shows up on the Denver doorstep of the former asking
for help to get back his killer edge. Directed by Richard Shepard, the
unconventional buddy movie's coarse tone and morally untenable ending
outweigh its good performances, especially that of Brosnan, who makes
his sleazy assassin more appealing than he deserves to be. A
frivolous treatment of murder, strong sexual content, frontal and rear
nudity, irreligious and lewd humor, and pervasive crude and rough
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O
-- morally offensive.
"Match Point" (DreamWorks)
Rated "R"
Hypnotic London-based morality
tale of lower-class tennis instructor (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) who marries
a young woman (Emily Mortimer) from an affluent family and commences an
affair with his brother-in-law's ex-fiancee (Scarlett Johansson).
Writer-director Woody Allen is at the top of his serious, as opposed to
humorous, form in a superbly acted psychological drama that makes its
cautionary point even though, like its protagonist, the film delineates
a universe governed not by God, but by pure luck. Several discreetly
filmed sexual encounters but no overt nudity, some innuendo, adultery
theme, scattered profanity and crass words, a couple of violent episodes
discreetly filmed, abortion discussion and nihilistic worldview. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Material Girls" (MGM)
Rated "PG"
Leaden comedy about a pair of spoiled cosmetic heiresses (played by
real-life siblings Hilary and Haylie Duff) who, investigating
alleged product-related skin damage cases that threaten to sink
stocks and tarnish their late father's reputation, suspect that an
ambitious rival (Anjelica Huston) -- who wants to buy their company
-- is the culprit. Directed by Martha Coolidge, the satirizing of
celebrity and superficiality is undermined by a lame script and
irritatingly ditzy performances by the sisters, while a few
suggestive elements preclude recommendation for tweens. Some
crude language, mildly suggestive situations and wardrobe, innuendo,
and brief references to prostitution and birth control, limiting its
appropriate audience to older adolescents and up. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents.
"Max Payne"
(Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Visually striking but routine revenge thriller about a cop
(a stolid Mark Wahlberg) hunting through a snowy New York
for the killer of his wife and child two years earlier --
with the aid of a Russian mob moll (Mila Kunis) and his old
mentor on the force (Beau Bridges) -- but finds himself
implicated in murder. Crisp cinematography and a sleek
production design are about the only redeeming features of
director John Moore's videogame adaptation, an alternately
dull, predictable and frequently violent narrative, with a
mythological Norse demon thrown in for good measure.
Pervasive if nongraphic violence with killings and torture,
crude language and profanity, drug references and brief
sexuality. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
Mean
Creek
(Paramount)
Rated "R"
In
"Mean
Creek,"
a
cruel
game
of
payback
becomes
a
life-altering
lesson
of
conscience.
Director
Jacob
Aaron
Estes,
working
with
a
young
cast
of
relative
newcomers,
elicits
strong
performances
in
fashioning
a
modest
morality
tale
to
explore
themes
of
revenge
and
remorse.
Set
in
rural
Oregon,
"Mean
Creek"
opens
with
the
unprovoked
pummeling
of
timid
tweener
Sam
(Rory
Culkin)
by
the
much
larger
George
(Josh
Beck),
his
frequent
tormentor
and
all-around
schoolyard
bully.
Cooking
up
a
get-even
scheme,
Sam's
protective
older
brother,
Rocky
(Trevor
Morgan),
invites
George
on
a
boat
outing,
under
the
pretense
of
a
birthday
celebration
for
Sam,
the
comeuppance
kicker
being
that
once
afloat
they
will
strip
George
and
make
him
run
home
naked
and
humiliated.
But
what
was
supposed
to
be
a
playful,
albeit
mean-spirited,
prank
takes
a
dark
turn
midstream
--
literally
and
figuratively
--
resulting
in
tragedy.
"Mean
Creek"
is
basically
a
morality
tale
which
examines
not
only
the
physical
and
psychological
consequences
of
the
actions
involved,
but
the
emotional
residue
they
leave
on
the
human
soul.
The
film
raises
questions
about
conscience
and
each
individual's
inescapable
duty
to
face
his
sins.
A
sense
of
divine
judgment
hangs
over
the
proceedings,
with
the
young
players
wrestling
with
guilt
as
they
ponder
the
possibility
of
absolution.
One
even
asks,
"Can
we
be
forgiven?"
Due
to
a
disturbing
boating
accident,
fleeting
rear
nudity,
underage
drinking
while
driving
and
smoking
marijuana,
as
well
as
some
rough
language
and
lewd
humor,
the
USCCB
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"Meet the Fockers" (Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Glossy, good-natured, often intentionally tasteless sequel to "Meet the Parents"
as Gaylord Focker (Ben Stiller) and his soon-to-be bride, Pam (Teri Polo), and
in-laws (Robert DeNiro and Blythe Danner) drive to Florida to meet his
gregarious, unconventional parents (Barbra Streisand and Dustin Hoffman) with
predictably farcical results. The chief pleasure of director Jay Roach's
fitfully funny film is watching the stars go through their anything-for-a-laugh
paces so gamely, but though the film ultimately espouses good family values,
much of the humor, language and setups are on the crude side. Sexual situations
and innuendo, coarse language and brief rear nudity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Meet the Robinsons"
(Disney)
Rated "G"
Animated feature adapted from a William Joyce children's book about
a futuristically fanciful family, here decked out with a time-travel
plot and a comical villain. Director and co-writer Stephen Anderson
and six other screenwriters take certain elements from the book and
create a yarn about a kid-genius orphan (voiced by Daniel Hansen and
Jordan Fry) searching for a family. But Joyce's whimsical absurdity
seems a bit silly and doesn't quite gel when forced into a
feature-length narrative. Some harmless explosions, a food fight
with a dinosaur and a boy thrown off a building to land harmlessly
on an invisible platform. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-I -- general patronage. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is G -- general audiences. All ages
admitted.
"Meet Dave"
(20th Century Fox/Regency)
Rated "PG"
Whimsical comedy in which the tiny captain (Eddie Murphy) of
a human-shaped alien spaceship (also Murphy) gains the help
of a kindhearted young New York widow (Elizabeth Banks) and
her bullied 11-year-old son (Austyn Lynd Myers) in his quest
to save his home planet. Director Brian Robbins' film relies
entirely on the single joke of Murphy's abject social
awkwardness, but along the way celebrates generosity, human
decency and the heroic potential of seemingly ordinary
people. Some mild scatological humor, a sexual reference
and a brief profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material
may not be suitable for children.
"Meet the Spartans" (20th
Century Fox)
Rated PG-13"
Lame satirical comedy in which the king of ancient Sparta (Sean
Maguire) leaves his realm in the care of his queen (Carmen
Electra) while he leads a small band of warriors against the
aggressive ruler of Persia (Ken Davitian). Directors Jason
Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer's parody of "300" takes on
everything from "American Idol" to Gatorade, but its humor --
always childish and often sexual or scatological -- fizzles.
Rear and partial upper and frontal female nudity, much crass and
crude language, sexual and bathroom humor. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Megamind" (Paramount)
Rated "PG"
Generally endearing 3-D animated adventure about a good-hearted,
perpetually inept alien villain (voice of Will Ferrell). With
the aid of his trusty assistant (voice of David Cross), he
finally defeats his longtime superhero rival (voice of Brad
Pitt), also a visitor to Earth, only to find that mastery of the
city the good guy once protected is not all he had dreamed.
Though the bored scamp's scheme to create a new adversary for
himself goes awry when he accidentally endows an ordinary
cameraman (voice of Jonah Hill) with superhuman powers, the
possibility of winning the love of the charming TV reporter
(voice of Tina Fey) by whom both are smitten offers the
not-so-naughty knave hope of ultimate redemption. The occasional
indulgence in mild bathroom humor is outweighed, in director Tom
McGrath's diverting, if not strikingly original, tale, by worthy
lessons about making positive use of talents and abilities and
about the dangers of allowing others to define who you are.
Scenes of peril, a few touches of crude humor, a bit of slightly
crass language. The Catholic News Service classification is A-II
-- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested.
"Melinda and
Melinda" (Fox Searchlight)
Rated "PG-13"
Only fitfully interesting interwoven stories -- one tragic, one comic --
of a distraught divorcee (Radha Mitchell in both versions) who shows up
unannounced at a dinner party, disrupting the lives of the couple and
their friends (Will Ferrell, Amanda Peet, Chloe Sevigny and Jonny Lee
Miller), and the men with whom she becomes involved (Chiwetel Ejiofor,
Daniel Sunjata and Josh Brolin). Among the myriad problems with Woody
Allen's latest disappointing film is that the comedic portions are
scarcely funnier than the more dramatic ones, the dialogue is
perplexingly artificial, and the back and forth between the two versions
is frequently confusing, despite good performances and picturesque New
York location shooting. Casual acceptance of adultery, sexual
innuendo and brief sexual situations, some profanity and crude language,
alcohol and drug use, and attempted suicide. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Memoirs of
a Geisha"
(Sony/Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Beautifully filmed and finely acted adaptation of Arthur Golden's
best-seller about a girl (Ziyi Zhang) sold by her family into being a
geisha in pre-World War II Japan, and her over-the-years love for a
businessman (Ken Watanabe) who bought her ice cream as a child. Director
Rob Marshall has crafted what is basically an unrequited romance of the
kind Hollywood used to make, though one must make cultural allowances
for the concept of a geisha -- strictly speaking, a woman trained to
converse with and entertain men with dance and music -- but there is a
discreetly portrayed sexual component to the story as related here.
Some sexual banter and discreetly filmed sexual situations, including a
sexual assault, and a couple of violent episodes. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"The Messengers" (Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Supernatural thriller about a husband (Dylan McDermott) and his wife
(Penelope Ann Miller) who relocate their family from Chicago to a
creepy North Dakota farmhouse haunted by ghosts of its murdered
former residents visible only to the couple's toddler son and
teenage daughter (Kristen Stewart), who tries to unravel the
property's violent past. Directing brothers Oxide and Danny Pang
bring their less-is-more Asian horror sensibilities to the standard
haunted house genre, but while adroit at creating eerie visuals,
they fail to generate much sustained suspense, mustering only modest
chills as they navigate a predictable plot capped by a ludicrous
climax. Horror images, violence, sequences of terror and menace
with blood, including a disturbing but nongraphic scene of murder,
an instance of mild sexual innuendo, as well as some crude language
and profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
"The Men Who Stare at Goats"
(Overture)
Rated "R"
Fact-based satire, set during the early stages of the Iraq War,
in which an eccentric military veteran (George Clooney) regales
a reporter (Ewan McGregor) with the history of a secret Army
unit (led by Jeff Bridges) to which he once belonged that
experimented with psychic and paranormal techniques of warfare.
Director Grant Heslov's mildly diverting, though disorganized
adaptation of Jon Ronson's 2004 best-seller, which also features
Kevin Spacey as the squad's selfish nemesis, sends up the
soldierly excesses of both the Cold War era and the more recent
conflict, but also showcases pantheistic New Age spirituality
and implicitly condones its main characters' indulgence in some
questionable high jinks. Rear and brief upper female nudity,
neo-pagan religious practices, drug use, a dozen instances of
profanity, frequent rough and crude language. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Miami
Vice" (Universal)
Rated "R"
Dank reworking of the stylish 1980s TV show as two Miami cops (Colin
Farrell and Jamie Foxx at less than their best) go undercover for the
FBI to infiltrate an international drug trafficking ring from South
America, though one of them falls for a glamorous drug smuggler (Gong
Li), with identities becoming muddled in the process. Director Michael
Mann, who produced the original series, has opted for a gritty,
realistic presentation this time, while the story line is overly
complex, the dialogue dull, and the elements that made the series
appealing completely jettisoned. Sporadic, but ugly violence.
profanity, rough and crude language, sexual encounters with partial and
rear nudity, innuendo, and lots of drug dealing, capped by crime without
punishment. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O
-- morally offensive.
"Michael Clayton"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Potent legal drama focusing on a few days in the complicated
life of the title character (George Clooney), a "fixer" for a high-powered law
firm whose managing partner (Sydney Pollack) dispatches him to deal with the
apparent nervous breakdown of the firm's top litigator (Tom Wilkinson) and with
its effects on a multimillion-dollar, class-action lawsuit against an
agrochemical company whose chief counsel (Tilda Swinton) is prepared to protect
her company's interests by whatever means necessary. Writer-director Tony
Gilroy's masterfully absorbing film begins at a gallop and the pace -- driven
forward by uniformly intense performances -- never slackens. Much rough and
crude and some crass language, frequent use of profanity, one scene of a female
character in clinging underwear. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Michael Jackson's This Is It" (Columbia)
Rated "PG"
Posthumous documentary capturing the planning and rehearsals for
the titular series of comeback concerts by the controversial
"king of pop," scheduled to begin in London in July, but
forestalled by Jackson's untimely death at age 50 the previous
month. Using footage originally intended for other purposes,
director Kenny Ortega, who was one of the singer's principal
collaborators in crafting the ill-fated live show, creates an
energetic, largely unobjectionable tribute that, while casting
little light on the eccentric -- if not inscrutable --
personality of an iconic entertainer, does provide insight into
the talent, vision and discipline that lay behind his global
professional success. Some skimpy costuming and suggestive
dancing, and at least one vaguely crass term. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be
suitable for children.
"Midnight in Paris" (Sony
Classics)
Rated "PG-13"
Writer-director Woody Allen's valentine to the City of Lights --
an extended travelogue filled with sumptuous scenery and pretty
people -- asks the question: Would you be happier living a
different life in a long-ago, mythically remembered past? A
frustrated Hollywood screenwriter and would-be novelist (Owen
Wilson) gets to find out during a visit to the French capital,
escaping his indifferent fiancee (Rachel McAdams) and her
obnoxious parents (Mimi Kennedy and Kurt Fuller), with whom he's
unhappily traveling, and gaining mysterious entree to a fantasy
world of 1920s Paris. There he mixes with his literary idols,
including Ernest Hemingway (Corey Stoll), F. Scott Fitzgerald
(Tom Hiddleston) and Gertrude Stein (Kathy Bates), while falling
for Pablo Picasso's mistress (Marion Cotillard). Eventually
the past offers a new perspective on the present, and he seeks a
way back to the future, on his own terms. At least three uses of
profanity, some sexual and drug-use references, frequent alcohol
consumption The Catholic News Service classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Milk" (Focus)
Rated "R"
Solid biographical drama about San Francisco supervisor and gay
rights activist Harvey Milk (a fine Sean Penn), his tumultuous
rise to office after three failed runs for city and state
office, and his 1978 assassination by deranged fellow supervisor
Dan White (Josh Brolin). Director Gus Van Sant brings an almost
cinema verite style to the docudrama, while the strong cast
includes James Franco, Emile Hirsch, Alison Pill, Victor Garber
and Denis O'Hare. Brief scenes of homosexual activity
including male kissing and nongraphic encounters, rear male
nudity, murder, suicide, some rough language, crude expressions
and profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under
17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The Mist" (MGM/Dimension)
Rated "R"
Technically skillful but relentlessly pessimistic horror tale in
which an unnatural fog, alive with murderous mutant animals,
descends on a small Maine town, leaving a representative
sampling of the locals trapped in a grocery store, where a
courageous but sensible movie-poster artist (Thomas Jane),
accompanied by his son (Nathan Gamble) and aided by the store's
plucky manager (Toby Jones), must battle the malevolent critters
while also trying to arbitrate between opposing groups led by a
religious fanatic (Marcia Gay Harden) and a relentlessly
skeptical lawyer (Andre Braugher). Writer-director-producer
Frank Darabont's adaptation of Stephen King's novella has the
makings of a diverting, old-fashioned monster movie, but -- in
addition to being excessively bloody -- it instead becomes talky
and meandering as it attempts to analyze social dynamics,
religion and the polarities of human nature. Bloody violence
and mutilation, mercy killing, pervasive rough and crude
language, much crass language and profanity. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"A Mighty Heart"
(Paramount Vantage)
Rated "R"
Tense recounting of the 2002 kidnapping of and frantic
search for Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl (Dan
Futterman) in Karachi, Pakistan, as seen through the eyes of
his pregnant wife, Mariane (Angelina Jolie), also a
journalist. Director Michael Winterbottom superbly captures
the tumult, and without histrionics (except for one searing
outpouring of grief), deftly embodies the courageous Mariane
Pearl who, after the tragic events, refused to succumb to
bitterness or vengeance. Several uses of the f-word under
duress, and a few other crude or crass words, fleeting
newsreel footage of bombings and some dead bodies including
a grim morgue image, a discreet torture scene, a brief
nongraphic bedroom scene and a verbal description of Pearl's
gruesome death. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The
Mighty Macs" (Freestyle)
Rated "G"
Feel-good sports drama, based on the true story of
women's basketball coach Cathy Rush (Carla Gugino). In 1972,
at age 23, Rush took a job at Pennsylvania's Immaculata
College (now University) and built its team from scratch,
eventually leading the "Macs" to the national championship.
In the process, she and her lady dribblers inspired the nuns
of the faculty, led by a formidable mother superior (Ellen
Burstyn), to join forces and save the school from closing.
Director Tim Chambers' family-oriented movie offers lessons
in friendship, teamwork, trust and perseverance. The
Catholic News Service classification is A-I -- general
patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America rating
is G -- general audiences. All ages admitted.
"Milk & Honey" (Wellspring)
Rated "NR"
Low-budget drama which takes place over the course of one night about a
middle-aged Manhattan couple -- both guilty of infidelity -- whose strained
marriage is tested when an argument sparked by an embarrassing episode
during a cocktail party drives the husband (Clint Jordan), an emotionally
troubled stockbroker recovering from a recent mental meltdown, on an
after-dark odyssey of soul-searching through the streets of New York, and
his wife (Kirstin Russell) into the arms -- and eventually, the bed -- of a
young performance artist who reminds her of a dead past love. Director Joe Maggio's meditation on human frailty illustrates how past
sins can have ruinous effects in the present, but ends on a subtly hopeful
note that seems to affirm the resilience of love. Several instances of
full-frontal or partial nudity, including one adulterous sexual encounter,
brief violence and much rough and crude language.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"The Mill & The Cross" (Kino
Lorber)
Rated "NR"
Ingenious blend of art history and filmmaking, inspired by a
book-length study of Pieter Bruegel's painting "The Way to
Calvary," stars Rutger Hauer as the Flemish artist, Michael York
as his patron, and Charlotte Rampling as the Virgin Mary. Polish
director Lech Majewski re-imagines the Passion, dramatizes a
dark episode in the history of the Catholic Church, experiments
with pictorial representation, and issues an appeal for
religious tolerance -- all without pretension or bias. Catholics
won't find the movie radical from a theological standpoint,
since links between the paschal mystery and social justice are
integral to the faith, yet the immersion in Bruegel's
masterpiece forces viewers to confront regrettable historical
truths. Moderately graphic violence, including four
crucifixions, several whippings and beatings, and a woman being
buried alive; a few instances of groping; and brief frontal and
rear female nudity. The Catholic News Service classification is
A-III -- adults. Not rated by the Motion Picture Association of
America.
"Millions" (Fox Searchlight)
Rated “PG”
Disarming fable about 7-year-old Damian (Alex Etel), enthralled by the lives
of the saints, who finds a stash of stolen money and, believing it is from
God, tries to do good with it by giving it to the poor with the help of
9-year-old brother Anthony (Lewis McGibbon), all the while keeping it a
secret from their widowed father (James Nesbitt), and being hounded by the
criminal (Christopher Fulford) who stole the money in the first place. Danny
("Trainspotting") Boyle's quirky little charmer features good performances
all around, especially by the adorable Etel, delightful vignettes with the
saints, and dramatizes its themes of the corrupting influence of money,
faith in people's basic decency, and the need for societal philanthropy,
without being heavy-handed, making this ideal entertainment for older
adolescents and up. A couple of mildly crude expressions, some intense
episodes of menace, a momentary sexual situation, religious stereotyping,
slight irreverence, and a brief scene where the brothers look, with boyish
curiosity, at a Web site for women's bras on a computer. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Million Dollar Baby"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Dark-edged drama about an ornery old-school trainer and manager (Clint Eastwood)
who finds personal redemption in molding a scrappy but determined female boxer
(Hilary Swank) into a contender, only to have his efforts implode in tragedy.
What starts out as a formulaic, Rockyesque fight film takes a disturbingly
downbeat turn, becoming a somber meditation on assisted suicide with a morally
problematic ending which, despite knockout performances by Eastwood (who also
directed), Swank and Morgan Freeman as a grizzled ring rat, will leave Catholic
viewers emotionally against the ropes. A guilt-wracked, but ultimately
permissive, depiction of euthanasia, much bloody boxing violence, some rough and
crude language and profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG-13 -- parents are strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Mindhunters"
(Miramax)
Rated "R"
Ludicrous thriller about FBI profilers-in-training (Jonny Lee Miller,
Kathryn Morris, Christian Slater, Will Kemp, Eion Bailey and Patricia
Velasquez among them) and a Philadelphia cop (LL Cool J) along for the
ride, on a desolate island where they are to participate in an exercise
concocted by their borderline sadistic supervisor (Val Kilmer), only to
find themselves being killed off one by one for real, as in Agatha
Christie's "Ten Little Indians." Director Renny Harlin's
blood-splattered shocker has some isolated moments of suspense, and a
few surprising jolts, but any elements of this being a respectable
whodunit are undermined by the sheer improbability of the proceedings,
the unrelenting violence, and the lame dialogue. Much profanity, crude language, intense menace, violence with blood and
gore, decapitation, rear nudity, and a brief sexual encounter. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"Mind
the
Gap"
(Sky
Island
Films)
Rated
"NR"
Not
Rated
Patchwork
drama
involving
the
intertwined
stories
of
five
strangers
--
a
crotchety
Jewish
widower
(Alan
King
in
his
final
film)
on
a
personal
quest,
a
single
dad
(Eric
Schaeffer)
dealing
with
his
mortality,
a
street
performer
(Jill
Sobule)
with
a
heart
condition,
a
North
Carolina
woman
(Elizabeth
Reaser)
taking
care
of
her
dying
mother,
and
a
suicidal
Arizona
accountant
(Charles
Parnell)
--
all
of
whose
pained
lives
ultimately
converge
in
New
York
City.
Directed
by
Schaeffer,
the
film's
meandering,
multipronged
plot
starts
off
slow,
with
several
of
the
situations
shallowly
developed,
but,
in
spite
of
its
improbable
ending,
the
film
pays
some
minor
dividends,
imparting
a
life-affirming
message
about
forgiveness
and
the
interconnectedness
of
all
humanity.
An
attempted
suicide,
an
arson,
mature
themes
including
a
subplot
involving
artificial
conception,
and
some
rough
and
crude
language.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"Miracle at St. Anna"
(Touchstone)
Rated "R"
Powerful World War II drama about a kindhearted African-American
soldier (Omar Benson Miller) who, together with three others
from his segregated unit (Derek Luke, Michael Ealy and Laz
Alonso), becomes trapped behind enemy lines in Italy where they
must rely on a sympathetic villager (Valentina Cervi) and a
partisan leader (Pierfrancesco Favino) for safety, while he
protects a wounded local boy (Matteo Sciabordi). The script,
adapted from his own novel by writer James McBride, contains
much spiritual debate and reflection and pits Catholicism, as
embodied by a heroic priest, against the brutality of the
occupying Nazis. Director Spike Lee's ambitious effort to
blend action, mystery, pathos and social commentary -- though it
sometimes leads to jarring tone shifts -- ultimately proves an
ardent emotional journey. Intense combat violence with gore,
nongraphic sexual activity, adultery, upper female nudity, much
rough and crude language, several uses of profanity, racial
slurs. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent
or adult guardian.
"Mirrors" (Fox/Regency)
Rated "R"
Clunky, contrived horror tale in which an ex-policeman turned
security guard (Kiefer Sutherland) finds himself, his estranged
wife (Paula Patton) and their children (Cameron Boyce and Erica
Gluck) endangered by the demons who inhabit the many mirrors of
the burned-out New York department store where he works. Except
for one over-the-top scene, director Alexandre Aja keeps the
violence relatively subdued, but his film grows tedious quickly. Some graphic violence, brief rear and partial nudity, some
rough and crude language, and occasional use of profanity. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and
Fabulous" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Likable follow-up to the original "Miss Congeniality" (2000) with FBI agent
Gracie Hart (Sandra Bullock), this time teamed with a hostile and reluctant
partner, Sam Fuller (Regina King), sidestepping her new role as celebrity front
person for the agency and going back into action to discover the whereabouts of
her pal, Miss United States (Heather Burns), and master of ceremonies Stan
(William Shatner), both of whom have been kidnapped in Las Vegas, while Nevada
agent Collins (Treat Williams) jealously attempts to block her efforts. Director
John Pasquin succeeds in mixing the laughs and the action, and Bullock and King
make appealing sparring partners and register genuine humanity underneath the
slapstick. There's a solid message about friendship throughout. Some crass
expressions, mild profanity, comedic action violence, gender cross-dressing and
sexual innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II
-- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents are strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day"
(Focus)
Rated "PG-13"
Colorful though uneven comedy taken from Winifred Watson's 1938 English novel
about a prim governess (a fine Frances McDormand) who, after being unfairly
fired, blossoms as the social secretary to a flighty American actress (Amy
Adams), helping her sort out the three men in her life: her musical accompanist
(Lee Pace), a nightclub owner (Mark Strong) and a budding producer (Tom Payne),
while herself falling for a prominent fashion designer (Ciaran Hinds). Director
Bharat Nalluri's film, though more farcical than necessary and not always
hitting the mark, is nonetheless well acted and plushly designed, while the
story underscores the value of seizing second chances, discerning what's
important in life and being true to one's finer self, with the amoral young
woman ultimately making the right decision. Brief rear and partial nudity,
implied nonmarital affairs, some innuendo, moderate swearing and brief
profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Miss
Potter" (MGM/Weinstein)
Rated "PG"
Charming, beautifully crafted story of "Peter Rabbit" author Beatrix
Potter (Renee Zellweger) and her bittersweet romance with the
awkward young publisher of her books (Ewan McGregor), under the
disapproving eyes of her class-conscious parents (Barbara Flynn and
Bill Paterson) in turn-of-the-century England. The script, music,
production design and cinematography, and sensitive performances
from all (including Emily Watson), under Chris Noonan's canny
direction combine to make the kind of quality film that's all too
rare. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I
-- general patronage.
"Mission:
Impossible III" (Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Third installment in the franchise which finds secret-agent Ethan Hunt
(Tom Cruise) and his team of spies (Ving Rhames, Maggie Q and Jonathan
Rhys Meyers) battling a ruthless arms dealer (Philip Seymour Hoffman)
who kidnaps Ethan's fiance to get back the doomsday device they snatched
from him. As popcorn entertainment, director J.J. Abrams' thrill ride
doesn't disappoint, piling on the action fireworks and pulse-pounding
excitement, but, like the previous two films, is otherwise an empty
exercise in adrenaline-charged excess.
Pervasive action violence,
including an intense execution scene, a few disturbing images, a
suggested sexual encounter, and some crude language and profanity. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Mission:
Impossible -- Ghost Protocol" (Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
This dizzying roller-coaster ride of an espionage thriller
propels viewers from the depths of urban sewers to the top of
the world's tallest building, and throws in outer space for good
measure. The leader (Tom Cruise) of a team of agents for the
elite Impossible Missions Force is framed for a terrorist
bombing of the Kremlin. Driven underground, and pursued by the
Russian police, his associates (most prominently Paula Patton
and Simon Pegg) join him in the
struggle to stop the actual bomber (Michael Nyqvist) before he
can unleash global nuclear war, an effort in which they're
eventually joined by another operative (Jeremy Renner), whose
motives are not entirely clear. In his live-action debut,
established animation director Brad Bird oversees spectacular
cinematography (especially in Imax), with the camera swooping
and soaring with each death-defying stunt. Intense action
violence, including gunplay, some rough language. The
Catholic News Service classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Mister Foe" (Magnolia)
Rated "R"
Offbeat but well-made and strangely affecting Scottish
coming-of-age tale about a voyeuristic teen (an excellent
Jamie Bell), deeply troubled after the drowning death of his
mother, who leaves his father (Ciaran Hinds) and stepmother
(Claire Forlaini), whom he suspects of poisoning his mother,
and takes a kitchen job at an Edinburgh hotel where he falls
for a personnel director (Sophia Myles) who is having an
affair, as he discovers, with their married boss (Jamie
Sives). Though there is ultimately forgiveness and
redemption, many will be bothered by the aberrant elements
of the highly improbable story -- based on Peter Jinks'
novel -- and director David Mackenzie's film is best
approached for its complex themes rather than its sometimes
objectionable content. Some brief but strong sexual
content, partial male and female nudity, adultery,
nonmarital encounters, some rough language and profanity,
blunt sexual talk, suicide and violence including attempted
murder. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Moliere"
(Sony Classics)
Rated "PG-13"
Engaging tale that speculates about what might have
happened when actor and aspiring author Jean-Baptiste
Poquelin (Romain Duris), who would become the playwright
Moliere, disappeared from Paris in his youth, showing
him enlisted by a wealthy businessman (Fabrice Luchini)
to help him seduce a potential mistress, though the
playwright ends up falling in love with the man's wife
(Laura Morante). His farcical and ultimately morally
redeeming adventures end up giving him the inspiration
for his greatest plays in which comedy and moral purpose
meet, allowing director and co-writer Laurent Tirard's
film to give an amusing twist to the theme of art
imitating life. Some crude and sexual language, some
liturgical and doctrinal irreverence, as well as mild
sexual scenes of a somewhat romanticized adulterous
relationship. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate
for children under 13.
"Moneyball"
(Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Based on the book by Michael Lewis, this enjoyable, thinking
person's sports movie centers on the real-life general manager
(Brad Pitt) of baseball's Oakland Athletics who, together with a
young statistician (Jonah Hill), gambles on a new approach to
the game and fields a team with a comparatively miniscule
payroll. Director Bennett Miller, working from a script by
Steven Zaillian and Aaron Sorkin, has crafted a mature, humorous
and modest film that will appeal to aficionados and nonfans
alike. Respectful of America's pastime yet eager to spur
positive change, it relays a timeless, double-headed piece of
wisdom: Money can't buy baseball pennants or happiness. Two
uses of rough language, some crude and crass language, an
instance of sexual banter, a few sexist remarks and a scene in
which a player's religiosity is treated in a sarcastic manner.
The Catholic News Service classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Monster-in-Law" (New Line)
Rated "PG-13"
Lightweight comedy about a bride-to-be (Jennifer Lopez) who locks horns
with her prospective mother-in-law (played intentionally over-the-top by
Jane Fonda) after finding out that the latter is trying to derail her
upcoming wedding to the woman's doctor-son (Michael Vartan). Directed by
Robert Luketic, the film marks the first acting appearance by Fonda in
15 years, but apart from Fonda and a witty turn by Wanda Sykes as her
sassy assistant, the bland acting, combined with a weak script and, at
times, mean-spirited humor, makes Fonda's return trip hardly worth the
wait. Sexual situations and humor, including
several crude gestures, some comic violence, and sporadic crass language
and profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-III -- adults.
"Monster
House" (Columbia)
Rated "PG"
Macabre computer-animated fairy tale about a trio of suburban kids
(voiced by Mitchel Musso, Sam Lerner and Spencer Locke) who set out to
investigate the haunted happenings of an eerie old house that comes to
life to terrorize their neighborhood. The film is full of wildly
imaginative visuals; director Gil Kenan taps into childhood fears,
crafting a smart and scary thrill ride that, though darker in tone than
most children's fare and therefore inappropriate for very young tykes,
is more fun than fright. Some frightening images and sequences, minor
crude and suggestive humor and innuendo, theft, and mildly crude
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Monsters vs. Aliens"
(Paramount)
Rated "PG"
Affable animated comedy-adventure in which a trio of kindly monsters
(voices of Seth Rogen, Hugh Laurie and Will Arnett) led by a
once-ordinary woman (voice of Reese Witherspoon) who became a giant
after being struck by a meteor, are released from government
captivity in the custody of a gung-ho general (voice of Keifer
Sutherland) and commissioned by the president (voice of Stephen
Colbert) to combat an evil alien (voice of Rainn Wilson) whose
schemes threaten humanity. Co-directors Rob Letterman and Conrad
Vernon create a lavish 3-D homage to 1950s-era sci-fi B-movies that
also celebrates friendship, teamwork and the heroic potential of
everyday people. Also shown in Imax. Moderate action violence and a
bit of vaguely sexual and slightly crude humor. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG
-- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable
for children.
"Morning Glory" (Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Generally likable light comedy about an enthusiastic television
producer (Rachel McAdams) who gets her shot at the big time
running a struggling morning show for a national network. Tasked
with lifting ratings, she must mediate between clashing
co-anchors (Harrison Ford and Diane Keaton) and convince one --
a venerable reporter -- that fluff is an acceptable substitute
for hard news. In the process, she learns that balance is
essential in her own life, though she also makes a morally
unacceptable decision to bed down with a colleague (Patrick
Wilson). Director Roger Michell leans heavily on the appeal of
the talented McAdams, whose infectious smile lends the film a
warm glow. Nongraphic sexual activity, an off-screen
encounter, several uses of profanity, two instances of rough
language, much crude and crass talk, numerous scatological and
sexual references, and a drug reference. The Catholic News
Service classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"Monte
Carlo" (Fox)
Rated "PG"
In this flimsy but inoffensive teen-girl romantic fantasy,
director and co-writer Thomas Bezucha sets Selena Gomez, Katie
Cassidy and Leighton Meester loose in Paris -- and in the
principality of the title -- as a trio of small-town Texas
tourists who embark on a series of comic misadventures after
Gomez's character is mistaken for a British socialite (also
played by Gomez). Some mild sensuality. The Catholic News Service classification
is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"Must Love
Dogs" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Amiable but uneven comedy about a recently divorced teacher (Diane Lane)
whose well-meaning family runs a personal ad on her behalf that brings
her into contact with a lonely boat-builder (John Cusack) in similar
straits, but the possibilities of romance are complicated by the woman's
attraction to the handsome father (Dermot Mulroney) of one of her
preschoolers. Writer-director Gary David Goldberg's script meanders, the
plot turns are sometimes implausible, but the central characters are
decent and played by likeable leads, with good support by Christopher
Plummer, Elizabeth Perkins and Stockard Channing. Freewheeling
attitude toward premarital sex, condom use, an instance of profanity,
scattered crude language, sexual banter, and a scantily clad go-go
dancer. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling.
"Mr. Bean's Holiday"
(Universal)
Rated "G"
The perennially pleasing Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) wins a trip
to the French Riviera, but before reaching the beach he manages
to complicate the lives of a Russian film critic (Karel Roden),
the critic's young son (Max Baldry), a self-obsessed movie
director (Willem Dafoe) and a charming French actress (Emma de
Caunes). As directed by Steve Bendelack, the film is an
unmitigated delight: gentle, ingenious and equally appealing to
children and adults. Some mild scatological humor and a few
slightly frightening scenes that might upset very young
children. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-I -- general patronage. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is G -- general audiences. All
ages admitted.
"Mr. & Mrs. Smith" (20th Century
Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Excessively violent -- not to mention dull and unfunny -- action comedy
about a couple (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie) living an ordinary
suburban life, each -- unbeknownst to the other -- a hired assassin
working for rival organizations, and who, upon learning the truth, stop
at nothing to try and kill each other. Director Doug Liman's stylized
but unstylish action film is a trashy glorification of violence and ugly
brutality, only fitfully watchable thanks to the attractiveness of its
stars, whose onscreen chemistry is practically nil. The witless script
hasn't even a smidgen of reality to ground the improbable proceedings,
making for an unusually distasteful film. Relentless violence,
cold-blooded murders, profanity, crude language, sexual situations and
banter, suggestive costuming, implied premarital sex. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Mrs.
Henderson Presents" (Pathe/BBC)
Rated "R"
Patriotic true-life story of a wealthy widow (Judi Dench) who
refurbishes London's dilapidated Windmill Theatre, and with the help of
an artistic manager (Bob Hoskins), decides to produce topless musical
revues -- with the showgirls remaining stationary by order of the Lord
Chancellor (Christopher Guest) -- to entertain the troops during the
blitz. Despite the seeming raciness of the theme, and several artfully
posed tableaux of bare-breasted showgirls, Stephen Frears' well-made
film, with a script by playwright Martin Sherman, is as decorous as a
"Masterpiece Theatre" production, and features predictably fine
performances by the leads. Partial female nudity throughout, and a
fleeting scene of full-frontal male and female nudity, a premarital
affair with tragic results, some innuendo, a smattering of profanity and
rough language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-III -- adults.
"Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"
(Walden/Mandate/Fox)
Rated "G"
Wholesome, well-meaning but only moderately charming tale about a
magical toy store run by a 243-year-old eccentric (Dustin Hoffman), his
young assistant (Natalie Portman), a 9-year-old boy (Zach Mills), and
their new stuffy accountant (Jason Bateman). There are too many holes in
writer-director Zach Helm's basic premise even for a fantasy, while the
death of a major character and the shop's subsequent temporary
transformation into funereal black may be too downbeat for the youngest
viewers, while the ultimate messages about "believing in yourself" and
"finding the magic within" have been done better elsewhere. An ambiguous
remark about the afterlife. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-I -- general patronage. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is G -- general audiences. All ages
admitted.
"Mrs.
Palfrey at the Claremont" (Cineville)
Rated "NR"
A terrific performance by Joan Plowright is reason enough to catch this
low-key British charmer about an elderly matron who moves into a
shabbily genteel London hotel, and just when she's abandoned by her
uncaring daughter and grandson and appears to be facing a dead-end
existence, she is befriended by a handsome young writer (Rupert Friend)
whom she passes off as her grandson to the inquisitive residents. For
this bittersweet film, director Dan Ireland has assembled a top cast of
British pros to play the hotel's loners (Anna Massey, Robert Lang,
Marcia Warren, Georgina Hale and Millicent Martin) and, though
improbable, the story imparts a worthy message about aging and human
connection.
Mild profanity and innuendo, brief instances of crude
language, a brief sexual encounter with no nudity, premarital sex. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Mr.
Popper's Penguins" (Fox)
Rated "PG"
The arrival on his doorstep of a half-dozen live penguins --
a bequest from his father, a world traveler and arctic explorer
-- turns the life of a work-obsessed Manhattan real estate
developer (Jim Carrey) upside down. Though their antics threaten
to derail a deal (with Angela Lansbury) vital to his career, his
growing bond with the unruly creatures also change his outlook,
inspiring him to repair frayed ties to his ex-wife (Carla Gugino)
and two young kids (Madeline Carroll and Maxwell Perry Cotton).
Director Mark Waters' routine comedy -- loosely adapted from
Richard and Florence Atwater's award-winning 1939 children's
classic -- is gooey with guano, but otherwise unproblematic
while its hopeful theme of marital reconciliation is gratifying. A mostly pleasant distraction for undemanding tots. Several
scatological sight gags, a single adult reference, at least one
mild oath. The Catholic News Service classification is A-I --
general patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may
not be suitable for children.
"The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor"
(Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Lavish but lightweight adventure sequel in which an
archaeologist (Luke Ford) joins forces with his explorer father
(Brendan Fraser) and scholar mother (Maria Bello) to prevent the
titular resurrected ruler (Jet Li) from reviving his terracotta
legions to tyrannize the world, while falling for the immortal
maiden (Isabella Leong) who holds the secret to the monarch's
destruction. Director Rob Cohen's breathlessly paced epic is
long on special effects and battle sequences and, though short
on wit or convincing emotion, does feature respectable family
values and a positive image of a marital partnership.
Moderate action violence, brief innuendo, some crass language
and a couple of profanities. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate
for children under 13.
"Munich"
(Universal)
Rated "R"
Riveting but morally fuzzy political thriller inspired by real events
about a team of Israeli assassins (led by Eric Bana) assigned to hunt
down and assassinate 11 Palestinians who supposedly had a hand in the
slaughter of Jewish athletes at the 1972 Munich Olympics. With its
problematic revenge theme, director Steven Spielberg's well-acted film
walks a thin line between condemning violence and exploiting it for
titillating effect by wrapping it in the pulse-pounding excitement of an
espionage-action movie that belies its stated serious intent.
Extremely graphic violence, including shooting and bomb-related gore,
full-frontal nudity, two sexual encounters between husband and wife with
partial nudity, as well as recurring rough and crude language and
profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L
-- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling.
"The
Muppets" (Disney)
Rated "PG"
Jim
Henson's singing, dancing, wise-cracking puppets return to the
big screen in an old-fashioned and genuinely funny film, which
will appeal to nostalgic baby boomers even as it introduces a
new generation to the decidedly low-tech felt figures for whom
charm is a strong suit. The story centers on a good-hearted
small town guy (Jason Segel) and his brother (voice of Peter
Linz) who, as it happens, is a Muppet. While on a trip to Los
Angeles, the siblings -- accompanied by the human brother's
girlfriend (Amy Adams) -- stumble upon the designs of a wicked
oil baron (Chris Cooper), who wants to tear down the derelict
studios where "The Muppet Show" was once taped and drill for
oil. Unless, that is, $10 million can be raised in just two
days. The gang locates Kermit the Frog (voice of Steve Whitmire)
and persuades him to round up his former colleagues for a
telethon. Under the direction of newcomer James Bobin, several
catchy songs and exuberant dance numbers add to the fun for the
entire family. The Catholic News Service classification is A-I
-- general patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may
not be suitable for children.
"Music and Lyrics" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Likable, if featherweight, romantic comedy about a has-been
1980s pop star (Hugh Grant) commissioned to write a song for a
reigning pop diva (Haley Bennett) and discovers that his plant
lady (Drew Barrymore) has a talent for lyrics, so he enlists her
help, and they fall in love in the process. The two leads are
effortlessly charming; there's a refreshing absence of romantic
conflict and nice message about real values and believing in
oneself, but for all that and despite some funny barbs about the
music business, the film could have used a bit more wit. Apart
from a single implied premarital encounter, writer-director Marc
Lawrence's film is mostly devoid of objectionable elements
making this acceptable for older adolescents. Aforementioned
tryst, some skimpy costuming and gyrating moves from the pop
star, brief physical scuffle, mild sexual banter and innuendo.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III
-- adults.
"My Best Friend" ("Mon Meilleur
Ami) (IFC)
Rated "PG-13"
A ruthless, self-centered antiques dealer (Daniel Auteuil) must
prove to his disbelieving business partner (Julie Gayet) that he has
a best friend, but after learning that none of his acquaintances
consider him a friend, he decides that a good-natured cab driver (Dany
Boon) may fit the bill. Director and co-writer Patrice Leconte's
perceptive study on the nature of friendship begins as a lightweight
comedy, but builds in bittersweet profundity as it goes along, and
has a nail-biting climax involving, of all things, the TV show "Who
Wants to Be a Millionaire?" In French, with subtitles. A few
rough and crude expletives, a lesbian character and an unethical
act. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"My Best Friend's Girl" (Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
A spurned lover (Jason Biggs) pays his best friend (Dane Cook)
to take his ex (Kate Hudson), a seemingly conservative lawyer,
on a date so traumatizing she'll flee back into his arms, but
his scheme has unpredictable results. Long before its romantic
and altruistic climax, director Howard Deutch's comedy detours
into flagrant sexual and irreverent humor while also tacitly
endorsing casual physical relationships until the right person
comes along. Much nongraphic sexual activity, upper female
and rear nudity, much sexual and some irreverent humor, and
pervasive rough and crude language. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"My Bloody Valentine 3-D" (Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
Risible, gore-saturated horror tale in which the sheriff (Kerr
Smith) of a small mining town suspects his wife's (Jaime King)
old flame (Jensen Ackles) of committing a series of ax murders
around Valentine's Day. Director Patrick Lussier's slipshod
updating of the "O"-classified 1981 film of the same title
(minus the 3-D) puts current technology to questionable use,
with body parts and blood flying off the screen willy-nilly.
Pervasive gory violence, strong sexual content, including brief
but graphic nonmarital sexual activity, one scene of extensive
full female nudity, frequent rough and crass language, and some
use of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"My
Blueberry Nights" (Block 2/Jet Tone/StudioCanal)
Rated "PG-13"
Noted Chinese director Wong Kar Wai's English-language debut
tells of a young woman (singer Norah Jones in her movie debut)
who, abandoned by her boyfriend, finds solace with an empathetic
diner owner (Jude Law), after which she embarks on a
cross-country odyssey of self-discovery encountering an
alcoholic cop (David Straitharn), his estranged wife (Rachel
Weisz), and a fearless gambler (Natalie Portman, giving the
film's standout performance) along the way. Though poetically
shot, generally well acted, and with characters all drawn with
an underlying moral decency, the artsy film frequently drags.
Some profanity and a few expletives, a couple of brief violent
episodes, smoking, drinking. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"My Soul to Take 3-D"
(Universal)
Rated "R"
Instantly disposable, old-school horror offering from writer-director
Wes Craven ("A Nightmare on Elm Street") has seven Massachusetts teens
stalked by a knife-wielding serial killer who allegedly died 16 years
earlier on the night they were all born. One of the youths (Max Thieriot)
is most likely to have inherited the murderous mantle and be the next
bogeyman. Craven knows how to frighten audiences using low-tech means.
That doesn't mean anyone need take notice of the unsavory result,
especially in the superfluous 3-D format. Numerous acts of bloody
violence, including a suicide and multiple stabbings and slashings;
pervasive rough language and profanity; disrespectful attitudes toward
religion and prayer; and a number of sexual references and banter
involving teenagers. The Catholic News Service classification is O --
morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"My Life in Ruins" (Fox
Searchlight)
Rated "PG-13"
Cotton-ball-soft romantic comedy about a travel guide in Greece
(Nia Vardalos) who learns to absorb the spirit of the Greek
islands in order to enjoy life and find romance with -- who
else? -- a handsome Greek (Alexis Georgoulis). Director Donald
Petrie and screenwriter Mike Reiss duplicate the slow, ambling
formula of Vardalos' monster hit, "My Big Fat Greek Wedding," to
the letter, replacing her passel of eccentric but lovable
relatives with a busload of eccentric but lovable tourists. So
devoid of objectionable elements, it's acceptable for older
adolescents who probably will be dragged to the theater by
Vardalos-adoring grandmothers. A couple of implied premarital
encounters, mild sexual banter and innuendo. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"My Sister's Keeper" (New
Line)
Rated "PG-13"
Generally well-acted if sometimes soggy family drama about a
strong-willed mother (Cameron Diaz excellent in a
not-always-likable part), in denial about her teenage daughter's
(Sofia Vassilieva) losing battle with cancer; the loving but
conflicted father (Jason Patric); and sister (Abigail Breslin),
who hires a lawyer (Alec Baldwin) for "medical emancipation" so
she won't be forced to donate her kidney to her sister.
Affecting, despite basic plot contrivances and a couple of
morally questionable elements, co-writer and director Nick
Cassavetes' tear-jerker ultimately presents a positive view of
marriage and family. A nongraphic nonmarital sexual
encounter, in vitro conception, disturbing hospital imagery,
brief rough and crude language and a couple of profanities,
domestic discord, some mild sexual talk and brief teenage
drinking. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"My
Super Ex-Girlfriend" (20th Century Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Lovelorn New York architect (Luke Wilson) dates bespectacled art gallery
assistant (Uma Thurman) who is actually super heroine G-Girl, though
when the romance fizzles, she uses her powers to wreak havoc on him and
his new girlfriend (Anna Faris), while an archvillain (Eddie Izzard)
hopes to rid her of her superpowers. Ivan Reitman directs with the
requisite light touch, and the leads are quite engaging, but too much of
the dialogue is witless, and many of the gags are needlessly vulgar,
with the situations less genuinely funny than they should have been.
Nongraphic premarital sexual situations, brief rear nudity elsewhere,
crude language, crass expressions, some profanity, mild action violence,
sexist remarks. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling.
"My Week With Marilyn"
(Weinstein)
Rated "R"
This behind-the-scenes look at the making of 1956's "The Prince and the
Showgirl" -- one of Marilyn Monroe's least successful films -- offers a
fascinating study of her tortured soul and of a clash of cultures in
1950s Britain. The young assistant (Eddie Redmayne) to the movie's
distinguished director and leading man, Laurence Olivier (Kenneth
Branagh), is smitten by Monroe (Michelle Williams) and eager to protect
her from the sniping establishment, who resent her beauty and lack of
classical training. Monroe, on the other hand, is desperate to be taken
seriously as an actress but hampered by her dependence on pills and
alcohol. When the set becomes a battleground of titans, Monroe retreats
to the country with her newfound friend in tow. Directed by newcomer
Simon Curtis, this screen version of Colin Clark's 1995 memoir is, for
the most part, surprisingly chaste and free of exploitative intent.
Fleeting rear female nudity, brief adulterous kissing, a few profane
expressions, some rough language. The Catholic News Service
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent
or adult guardian.
"Mysterious Skin" (Tartan)
Rated "NR"
Powerful, at times graphic, story of how being sexually abused as
youngsters altered the lives of two teenagers: one (Joseph Gordon-Levitt)
becoming a hardened male hustler, the other (Brady Corbet), with no
specific memory of his abuse, so traumatized he believes he may have
been abducted by aliens as a child. Gregg Araki's uncompromising film --
based on a novel by Scott Heim -- is a searing indictment of the
dreadful and lasting effects of child abuse, is sensitively handled, and
features good performances including that of Michelle Trachtenberg as
the platonic friend of one of the boys. But the sexual content is so
raw, that many will find the film repellant and difficult to sit
through. Rough and crude language, rear nudity, sordid sexual situations
including violent rape, prostitution and drug use. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
N
"9" (Focus/Relativity)
Rated "PG-13"
Artistically accomplished but intellectually problematic
animated fantasy in which the doll-like titular creature (voice
of Elijah Wood) leads a band of similar beings (voiced by, among
others, Christopher Plummer, Martin Landau, John C. Reilly and
Jennifer Connelly) -- each also identified by a number -- as
they battle giant mechanical monsters amid the ruins of a
post-apocalyptic world. Director Shane Acker's feature debut, an
expansion of his 2004 short of the same title, implicitly
contrasts a naysaying version of religious faith with
enlightening science, a false dichotomy that, despite some
eventual modifications, requires mature deliberation by
spiritually well-grounded viewers. Complex religious themes,
moderate action violence and frequent menace. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Namesake" (Fox Searchlight)
Rated "PG-13"
Superb, beautifully acted over-the-years saga about Indian newlyweds
(Tabu and Irrfan Khan) who emigrate to New York to start their life,
and the joys and vicissitudes which follow, including the son (Kal
Penn) who grows away from them. Director Mira Nair's adaptation of
Pulitzer Prize-winning author Jhumpa Lahiri's acclaimed novel holds
your interest right up to its two-hankie conclusion, and though
there are a few uses of the "s" word, and some low-keyed bedroom
scenes with brief rear nudity in one of them, this is highly
recommendable for upper teens and up, for its poignant affirmation
of family, respect for one's parents, and embracing one's heritage
with pride. Partially subtitled. A few crude words, brief teenage
drug use, brief sexual encounters -- a couple without nudity, one a
premarital situation with rear nudity -- adultery, fleeting images
of dead and injured after a train wreck. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Nancy Drew"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG"
Reasonably involving, though strictly formulaic, yarn about
a plucky teenage detective (Emma Roberts) who, despite her
father's (Tate Donovan) admonition to stop "sleuthing" when
they move from a small town to Los Angeles, can't resist the
urge to unravel the mystery behind a Hollywood actress's
death years ago, with the aid of a 12-year-old admirer (Josh
Flitter) and her shy boyfriend from back home (Max Thieriot)
while she holds her own with the bratty girls in high school
who disparage her geeky ways. Director and co-writer Andrew
Fleming puts a contemporary spin on the enduring heroine
(created in 1930), which Drew aficionados may decry, but
despite Nancy's aforementioned secretive snooping and a few
other elements which follow keeps an overall innocent -- if
savvy -- spirit, and allows her to operate with integrity.
A character presumably born out of wedlock, light violence,
mild innuendo and mild disobedience of parental authority.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"The Nanny Diaries"
(MGM/Weinstein)
Rated "PG-13"
When a recent college graduate (Scarlett Johansson) turns her
back on Wall Street only to be accidentally hired by a wealthy
couple (Laura Linney and Paul Giamatti) as a nanny for their son
(Nicholas Resse Art), she must conceal the situation from her
ambitious mother (Donna Murphy) and, as the stress of her new
job becomes overwhelming, can only rely on the support of two
close friends (Alicia Keys and Nathan Corddry) and on the
sympathy of the handsome preppy who lives upstairs (Chris
Evans). Writer-directors Shari Springer Berman and Robert
Pulcini's adaptation of the best-selling novel aspires to be a
comedy of manners, but is hobbled by a simplistic message (rich
is bad, working class is good) and characters who are, with few
exceptions, walking stick figures. One use of the f-word,
some crude and crass language, occasional profanity, partially
concealed sexual activity, sexual advances, implied adultery and
premarital sex, brief gay references, brief female disrobing
without nudity, and implied divorce. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Nanny McPhee Returns"
(Universal)
Rated "PG"
The eerie but magically effective matron of the title (Emma
Thompson) transports herself to wartime Britain, where she comes
to the rescue of a frazzled rural mother (Maggie Gyllenhaal).
With her husband (Ewan McGregor) away at the front, she is
failing spectacularly to cope with the raucous squabbling
between her three children (Asa Butterfield, Lil Woods and Oscar
Steer) and a duo of snobbish London cousins (Rosie Taylor-Ritson
and Eros Vlahos). The cousins are freshly arrived evacuees whose
parents have sent them to the countryside for safety. Further
straining mom's nerves are the efforts of her scheming
brother-in-law (Rhys Ifans) to pressure her, for reasons of his
own, into signing away the family farm in dad's absence. As
written by Thompson and directed by Susanna White, this second
screen adventure based on Christianna Brand's "Nurse Matilda"
series of children's books tells a sweetly nostalgic tale
underpinned by lessons about cooperation, sharing, courage and
the need to believe in happy endings, with only some mildly
gross barnyard humor and slapstick violence to give parents
pause. The Catholic News Service classification is A-I --
general patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may
not be suitable for children.
"Napoleon
Dynamite"
(Fox
Searchlight)
Rated
"PG"
Offbeat,
low-budget
comedy
set
in
rural
Idaho
about
the
high
school
misadventures
of
an
oddball,
wooly-haired
misfit
(Jon
Heder)
who
lives
with
his
slacker
older
brother
(Aaron
Ruell)
and
cheesy
uncle
(Jon
Gries),
and
who
befriends
a
shy
Mexican
student
(Efren
Ramirez)
running
for
class
president
against
the
school's
reigning
queen
bee
(Haylie
Duff).
First-time
director
Jared
Hess'
quirky
film
is
light
on
plot,
but
Heder's
deadpan
performance
makes
this
tender
ode
to
eccentricity
curiously
amusing,
if
not
wholly
satisfying.
Some
comic
violence,
and
a
few
instances
of
mildly
crude
language
and
sexual
humor.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
The
Motion
Picture
Association
of
America
rating
is
PG
--
parental
guidance
suggested.
"National
Lampoon's
Gold
Diggers"
(Voyage
Entertainment)
Rated
"PG-13"
Parents
are
strongly
cautioned.
Some
material
may
be
inappropriate
for
children
under
13.
Atrociously
unfunny
comedy
about
two
twenty-something
numskulls
(Will Friedle
and
Chris
Owen)
who
scheme
to
wed
a
pair
of
elderly
sisters
(Louise
Lasser
and
Renee
Taylor),
then
kill
them
for
their
inheritance.
What
they
don't
realize
is
that
the
geriatric
heiresses
are
actually
broke
and
are
only
marrying
the
greedy
gigolos
so
they
can
knock
them
off
and
collect
on
the
life
insurance.
Full
of
vulgar
sight
gags,
this
witless
and
woefully
directed
clunker
by
Gary
Preisler
should
be
declared
a
"National"
disaster.
Recurring
lewd
sexual
situations
and
humor,
sporadic
violence,
drug
content,
as
well
as
some
crass
language
and
profanity.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
O
--
morally
offensive.
"National
Treasure"
(Touchstone)
Rated
“PG”
Unevenly
entertaining
action
adventure
about
a
fortune
hunter
(Nicolas
Cage),
who
steals
the
Declaration
of
Independence,
which
he
believes
holds
the
key
to
unlocking
a
200-year-old
mystery
surrounding
a
fabled
treasure
hidden
by
America's
Founding
Fathers.
Combining
Indiana
Jones-inspired
action
sequences
with
"Da
Vinci
Code"
intrigues
involving
secret
societies
like
the
Freemasons,
director
Jon
Turteltaub
has
crafted
a
fun
but
forgettable
popcorn
film.
Recurring
action
violence
and
some
frightening
images.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-II
--
adults
and
adolescents.
"National Treasure: Book
of Secrets" (Disney)
Rated "PG"
Diverting, though paper-thin adventure sequel in which a treasure hunter
(Nicolas Cage), helped by his technologically gifted but hapless partner
(Justin Bartha), his estranged parents (Jon Voight and Helen Mirren) and
his archivist girlfriend (Diane Kruger), sets out to vindicate an
ancestor accused of conspiring in the Lincoln assassination and to find
a legendary city of gold while being shadowed by the descendant of a
Confederate officer (Ed Harris) who has his own agenda and by an FBI
agent (Harvey Keitel) who always seems to be one step behind. Director
John Turteltaub's overlong film will not bear much scrutiny, but those
willing to go along for the ride will be rewarded with car chases,
journeys through underground passages and an alternative version of U.S.
history. Some intense action sequences and a couple of bathroom gags.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II --
adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America rating
is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable
for children.
"The Nativity Story" (New Line)
Rated "PG"
Dramatization of the New Testament birth narratives from the
Annunciation to the birth of Jesus, focusing on the relationship
between Mary (Keisha Castle-Hughes) and Joseph (Oscar Isaac) and
their arduous trek from Nazareth to Bethlehem, with subplots
tracking the journey of the three Magi and the efforts of King Herod
(Ciaran Hinds) to prevent the prophecy of a messiah from coming to
pass. A composite of the Gospels of Matthew and Luke, embroidered
with apocryphal traditions and the imagination of the filmmaker, the
Bible story gets the prestige treatment in director Catherine
Hardwicke's artful, reverent and affecting retelling, with soulful
performances from an excellent international cast -- including
Shohreh Aghdashloo as Elizabeth -- and impressive production design.
Mike Rich's screenplay manages to flesh out Mary and Joseph while
remaining faithful to Scripture, poignantly suggesting the humanity
beneath the halos. Some violent images. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage.
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"Nearing Grace" (Whitewater)
Rated "R"
Melancholy coming-of-age drama set in 1979 about an 18-year-old
(Gregory Smith) trying to cope after the recent death of his mother
-- his despairing father (David Morse) numbs the pain with booze and
his older brother (David Moscow) retreats into mind-altering drugs
-- while torn between lust for a sexually aggressive high school
seductress (Jordana Brewster) and his affections for his soul mate
and best friend (Ashley Johnson). Director Rick Rosenthal's
adaptation of Scott Sommer's novel touches on themes of love, loss
and death, and, despite the amorality of its characters in
navigating their brokenness and grief, ultimately endorses a deeper
appreciation of life and others. Sexual situations, teen smoking
and drinking, drug content, an attempted suicide, rear nudity, a
vulgar gesture, an irreligious dispersal of ashes, as well as rough,
crude and sexually blunt language and profanity. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. |
"New in Town" (Lionsgate/Gold
Circle)
Rated "PG"
Quirky, low-key but ultimately endearing romantic comedy about
an ambitious Miami-based executive (Renee Zellweger) sent to
downsize a food manufacturing plant in New Ulm, Minn., who
learns to adjust her values from the eccentric locals and a
good-looking union rep (Harry Connick Jr.). Danish director
Jonas Elmer helms an engaging cast, which also includes J.K.
Simmons, Siobhan Fallon Hogan and Frances Conroy, in this
refreshing departure from the usual Hollywood gloss; though more
amiable than outright funny, the script nicely stresses the
fundamental decency of this overtly Christian community. A
few crude and crass words and a single profanity. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults
and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may
not be suitable for children.
"The New World" (New Line)
Rated "PG-13"
Visually exquisite, but
listless and long-winded telling of the semi-legendary love affair
between English explorer Captain John Smith (Colin Farrell) and his
Native American paramour, Pocahontas (Q'Orianka Kilcher), who saves his
life in 1607 Virginia, with their star-crossed romance playing out
against mounting tensions between their two peoples. Directed by
Terrence Malick, the textured film is basically a series of tableaux --
meticulous in their attention to period detail -- held together by the
largely embellished love story, which is saddled with pretentious
voiceover narration and underdeveloped characters. Intense battle
violence. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults.
"New Year's Eve"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Painfully forced romantic comedy tracking the sometimes intersecting paths of,
among others, the executive (Hilary Swank) in charge of the titular holiday's
iconic celebration in New York's Times Square, the rock star (Jon Bon Jovi)
headlining the evening's entertainment there, the up-and-coming caterer
(Katherine Heigl) to whom the rocker was once engaged, and one of his backup
singers (Lea Michele) who finds herself trapped in an elevator for hours with a
New Year's-averse slacker (Ashton Kutcher). Also thrown into the ensemble are
Robert De Niro as a dying hospital patient, Halle Berry as his faithful nurse,
Michelle Pfeiffer as an inhibited middle aged office worker out for adventure
and Zac Efron as the bike messenger she enlists to help her find it. Reuniting
for a follow-up to 2010's "Valentine's Day," director Garry Marshall and
screenwriter Katherine Fugate weave a web of love stories largely free of the
moral tangles that marred their earlier collaboration. A few one-liners aside,
though, the humor falls flat, while the script's strained effort to transform
Dec. 31 into a kind of secular High Holy Day is simply irritating. Some sexual
references and humor, at least one use of the F-word, occasional crude language
and crass slang. The Catholic News Service classification is A-III -- adults.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Never Back Down" (Summit
Entertainment)
Rated "PG-13"
Pointless celebration of violent machismo in which a high school
student (Sean Faris) moves to Florida with his widowed mother
(Leslie Hope) and tennis champ brother (Wyatt Smith) where he
turns to a fight coach (Djimon Hounsou) to train him in the
technique of mixed martial arts after being beaten unconscious
by the obnoxious boyfriend (Cam Gigandet) of the girl for whom
he's fallen (Amber Heard). Director Jeff Wadlow's film, despite
some high sounding phrases in the script, glamorizes brutal
physical combat. Bloody fighting, a brief scene of same-sex
kissing, underage drinking, frequent crude and crass language.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some
material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"New in Town" (Lionsgate/Gold
Circle)
Rated "PG"
Quirky, low-key but ultimately endearing romantic comedy about
an ambitious Miami-based executive (Renee Zellweger) sent to
downsize a food manufacturing plant in New Ulm, Minn., who
learns to adjust her values from the eccentric locals and a
good-looking union rep (Harry Connick Jr.). Danish director
Jonas Elmer helms an engaging cast, which also includes J.K.
Simmons, Siobhan Fallon Hogan and Frances Conroy, in this
refreshing departure from the usual Hollywood gloss; though more
amiable than outright funny, the script nicely stresses the
fundamental decency of this overtly Christian community. A
few crude and crass words and a single profanity. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults
and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may
not be suitable for children.
"Next" (Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Taut, atmospheric thriller about a Las Vegas magician (Nicolas
Cage), with the power of seeing into the near future, who flees both
a hard-nosed FBI agent (Julianne Moore) who wants to use his
precognitive power to detect where a nuclear weapon is about to be
deployed, as well as the would-be perpetrators who want him killed,
all the while trying to keep the young teacher (Jessica Biel) with
whom he's in love out of harm's way. Director Lee Tamahori's
adaptation of a Philip K. Dick sci-fi story requires some suspension
of disbelief, but the likable leads, along with stylish design,
special effects and cinematography are compelling with relatively
little objectionable content. Action violence with shootings and
killings, a premarital situation, some crude words and profanity,
mild innuendo and a fistfight. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Next Day Air" (Summit)
Rated "R"
Brisk, low-budget brew of violence, street language and stoner
comedy mixing dimwitted criminals with a Mexican drug lord as a
pot-smoking overnight-delivery driver (Donald Faison from TV's
"Scrubs") accidentally takes a package containing 10 kilos of
cocaine to the wrong apartment, which just happens to contain
misfit criminals (Mike Epps and Wood Harris) who plan to sell
the drugs and start new lives. Director Benny Boom keeps these
one-dimensional characters and the stale, predictable plot
clattering along for just 84 minutes, but the only surprising
twist is who survives the close-range brutality at the finish.
Nonstop crude and profane language, drug use, brief upper female
nudity, knife violence, the occasional fistfight, a slow-motion
gun battle, racial stereotypes and an utter lack of redemptive
behavior by any character. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally objectionable. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The Next Three Days" (Lionsgate)
Rated "PG-13"
Implausible, ethically dubious thriller about a Pittsburgh
college professor (Russell Crowe) who decides to spring his wife
(Elizabeth Banks) from a prison where she's serving time for
murder. Writer-director Paul Haggis embeds faulty moral logic
inside his far-fetched premise. Together with certain plot
contrivances, its endorsement of seriously flawed behavior -- a
laudable belief in his spouse cannot excuse some of the choices
Crowe's character makes -- renders this otherwise well-made
movie difficult to enjoy. One instance of rough language, a
smattering of profanity and crass terms, some gunplay and other
nongraphic violence, an off-screen suicide attempt, drug
dealing, brief sexual banter. The Catholic News Service
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist"
(Columbia/Mandate)
Rated "PG-13"
Clever but morally indulgent romantic comedy set in New York in
which the straight teen guitarist (Michael Cera) in a gay
underground rock band, dumped by his girlfriend (Alexis Dziena),
falls for one of his fans (Kat Dennings) as they search for the
secret location of their favorite group's next concert and try
to retrieve her alcoholic best friend (Ari Graynor) who's
missing. Director Peter Sollett's film features much understated
humor skillfully handled by its leads, but takes a permissive
view of underage drinking and of various types of sexual
expression. Some sexual content including a brief nongraphic
premarital encounter, sexual and scatological humor, brief
irreverent humor, one use of the F-word, much crude language and
a few uses of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Night
at the Museum" (Fox)
Rated "PG"
Lightweight but diverting comedy-fantasy about a perennial loser
(Ben Stiller) who takes a job as night watchman at New York's Museum
of Natural History only to learn that the dinosaur bones, stuffed
animals, mummies and diorama characters (played by Robin Williams,
Owen Wilson, Steve Coogan and others) all come to life after closing
time, leading him on a whirlwind adventure of slapstick and mayhem,
and eventually allowing him to earn back the respect of his young
son. Director Shawn Levy's film could be much funnier, but the
effects are terrific, Stiller is appealing, and old-timers like
Mickey Rooney, Dick Van Dyke, Bill Cobbs and Stiller's mom, Anne
Meara, add to the fun of this entertaining family film. There is the
standard, but always worthy, message about proving yourself.
Light slapstick violence. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-I -- general patronage.
"Night at the
Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian" (Fox)
Rated "PG"
Enjoyable sequel, again directed by Shawn Levy, has the
ex-Museum of Natural History night guard (Ben Stiller)
traveling to Washington to rescue his formerly inanimate
friends -- the museum's display figures (Owen Wilson, Robin
Williams, Steve Coogan) -- from being archived in the
Smithsonian. With the help of Amelia Earhart (Amy Adams) and
General Custer (Bill Hader), they must ward off Egyptian
pharaoh Kahmunrah (funny Hank Azaria), Ivan the Terrible
(Christopher Guest), Napoleon Bonaparte (Alain Chabat) and
Al Capone (Jon Bernthal). Kids will love the gags (the
humor stays clean) and excellent special effects, and adults
will appreciate the wit of some of the D.C. museum's most
iconic paintings and sculptures springing to life. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I --
general patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material
may not be suitable for children.
"A Nightmare on Elm Street"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Crazed killer Freddy Krueger (now played by Jackie Earle Haley)
and his fatal fingers return to prey on the dreams -- and real
lives -- of a new generation of small-town teens (including
Rooney Mara, Kyle Gallner, Katie Cassidy and Kellan Lutz).
Veteran music video director Samuel Bayer's unwelcome reboot of
the 1980s slasher franchise -- his feature debut -- relies on
the tried and trite recipe of sending interchangeable insomniacs
to a gory doom. Intense bloody violence; gruesome imagery; a
pedophilia theme; an implied nonmarital relationship; a couple
uses of profanity; at least a dozen instances of the F-word; and
some crude language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Nights in Rodanthe" (Warner
Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Sensitively played but synthetic tale of a betrayed wife (Diane
Lane), mulling her errant husband's (Christopher Meloni)
surprising request to return to her, and a troubled plastic
surgeon (Richard Gere), coming to terms with the death of a
patient, who connect at a North Carolina waterfront inn, offer
each other comfort and, of course, fall in love. Stage director
George C. Wolfe makes his feature-film debut with this gauzy
adaptation of Nicholas Sparks' best-seller which, though it has
little overtly objectionable content in terms of graphic sex or
language, romanticizes an objectively adulterous affair. A
few expletives including one use of the F-word, mild innuendo, a
nongraphic sexual encounter, and the acceptance of nonmarital
sexual relationships and divorce. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Night
Watch" ("Nochnoi Dozor") (Fox Searchlight)
Rated "R"
Visually splashy but violent adaptation of book one of Russian author
Sergei Lukyanenko's best-selling fantasy trilogy set in modern Moscow,
about a young man (Konstantin Khabensky) drawn into a battle between the
forces of light and darkness, whose uneasy millennial truce is
threatened by a prophesied child (Dima Martynov) who, in choosing sides,
will tip the balance of power forever and usher in the apocalypse.
Director Timur Bekmambetov's supernatural smorgasbord incorporates
familiar themes of good versus evil, but the surprising pro-life
sentiment implicit in several scenes is undercut by the overall gory
mayhem and convoluted plot. Much strong but stylized bloody violence,
a bathing scene involving brief top female nudity, sorcery and assorted
supernatural elements, as well as scattered rough and crude language.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"Nights in Rodanthe" (Warner
Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Sensitively played but synthetic tale of a betrayed wife (Diane
Lane), mulling her errant husband's (Christopher Meloni)
surprising request to return to her, and a troubled plastic
surgeon (Richard Gere), coming to terms with the death of a
patient, who connect at a North Carolina waterfront inn, offer
each other comfort and, of course, fall in love. Stage director
George C. Wolfe makes his feature-film debut with this gauzy
adaptation of Nicholas Sparks' best-seller which, though it has
little overtly objectionable content in terms of graphic sex or
language, romanticizes an objectively adulterous affair. A
few expletives including one use of the F-word, mild innuendo, a
nongraphic sexual encounter, and the acceptance of nonmarital
sexual relationships and divorce. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Nim's Island" (Fox/Walden)
Rated "PG"
Winning yarn set on a solitary South Pacific island where an
11-year-old girl (Abigail Breslin) e-mails a heroic adventurer
for help when her widowed marine biologist father (Gerard
Butler) fails to return from a two-day research expedition, not
realizing that her hero is actually a highly phobic fiction
writer (Jodie Foster in a rare comic turn) living in San
Francisco. Directors Mark Levin and Jennifer Flackett deftly
combine the adventurous, humorous, sentimental and fantastical
aspects of Wendy Orr's novel, and the three stars are engaging,
making this recommendable family fare. Mild action violence.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I
-- general patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may
not be suitable for children.
"Nine" (Weinstein)
Rated "PG-13"
Glossy but morally shallow musical drama -- set in 1965 Italy
and based on the life of Federico Fellini -- in which a
celebrated film director (Daniel Day-Lewis) suffers a creative
and personal crisis, scrambling to conceal the fact that his
latest work, about to go into production, has no script, and
struggling to maintain his relationships with his wife (Marion
Cotillard), his mistress (Penelope Cruz), his favorite actress
and muse (Nicole Kidman) and his costume designer confidante
(Judi Dench). Director Rob Marshall's adaptation of Arthur L.
Kopit and Maury Yeston's 1982 Broadway hit, itself an homage to
Fellini's "8 1/2," treats adultery as a symptom of
sophistication, and present the Catholic Church as, by turns,
irrelevant, repressive and hypocritical. Pervasive negative
portrayal of Catholicism, brief nongraphic adulterous sexual
activity, recurrent adultery theme, partial upper female and
rear nudity, a couple of uses of profanity, a few crass terms.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O --
morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may
be inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Ninth
Day" (Kino International)
Rated "NR"
Quietly compelling drama about a Catholic priest (Ulrich Matthes)
temporarily released from a concentration camp and returned to his
native Luxembourg, where a young SS officer (August Diehl) informs him
that he has nine days to convince the staunchly anti-Nazi bishop to sign
a letter supporting Hitler, leading to a battle of wills in which the
priest must choose between survival and the dictates of his conscience.
Loosely based on the prison diaries of real-life Luxembourg priest
Father Jean Bernard, and intelligently directed by Jesuit-educated
German filmmaker Volker Schlondorff, the picture is an emotionally
forceful and morally complex meditation on faith, redemption and the
cost of true discipleship. Subtitles. Several images of sadistic
violence, including a crucifixion, as well as some crude language. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Nacho
Libre" (Paramount)
Rated "PG"
Infantile and dull comedy about a Mexican friar (Jack Black), working as
a cook in a boys' orphanage, who secretly takes up "lucha libre"
wrestling against the rules of his order, while hoping to earn the
admiration of a pretty young nun (Ana de la Reguera). Director and
co-writer Jared Hess's unfunny follow-up to "Napoleon Dynamite" is
utterly lacking in charm, wit or taste and, apart from the pervasive
crude humor, the inappropriate puppy-love relationship of its
protagonists, both in religious orders -- whether or not they've taken
"final vows" -- precludes recommendation. Pervasive irreverence,
slapstick violence in and out of the ring, including an impaling,
innuendo, crude humor including flatulence, vulgar costuming, partial
nudity and heedless thievery. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive.
"The Night
Listener" (Miramax)
Rated "R"
Adaptation of Armistead Maupin novel -- "inspired by true events" --
about a gay radio host (Robin Williams) who develops a paternal phone
friendship with a young fan (Rory Culkin) who has AIDS and was sexually
abused as a child, but then begins to doubt the boy's existence, and
wonders if he's not actually speaking with the teenager's blind adoptive
mother (Toni Collette). Director and co-writer Patrick Stettner's gloomy
but suspenseful film is part psychological drama, part mystery in the M.
Night Shyamalan manner, but though the performances are solid and there
are some chills, the result is, on the whole, unconvincing.
Profanity, rough and crude language, sexual elements including brief
footage of an orgy with partial nudity, innuendo, some violence. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"The Nightmare Before Christmas"
(Touchstone)
Rated "PG"
Rerelease in 3-D of the minor fantasy of the macabre with puppet
animation telling the tale of Halloweentown's skeleton king
replacing the kidnapped Santa Claus to spread Christmas fear
with scary toys until stopped by a missile, then returning home
to free Santa in time to make his accustomed rounds. Producer
Tim Burton's story centers on the dark world of hobgoblins and
monsters suddenly intruding on the bright expectations of St.
Nick's annual visit, but the narrative proves tiresome in
padding out the thin concept, despite all its stylish puppetry
and ghoulish humor. Considerable menace and threatening
atmosphere. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested.
"The
Nines" (Newmarket)
Rated "R"
This complex and challenging but ultimately
flawed film tells three interlocking stories,
all featuring one male protagonist (Ryan
Reynolds) and two female protagonists (Melissa
McCarthy and Hope Davis) who struggle to guide
him in opposite directions, as well as a
recurring cast of witnesses to the struggle
(Elle Fanning, David Denman and Octavia
Spenser). Writer-director John August's film, a
prolonged exploration of the nature of
creativity, both human and divine, elicits some
outstanding performances, though the script
eventually gets bogged down in its own
metaphysical woolgathering. Sexual activity,
some of it adulterous; much rough, crude and
crass language; two instances of profanity;
irresponsible drinking; drug use; prostitution;
and irreverent speech and behavior. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Nine
Lives" (Magnolia)
Rated "R"
Finely acted nine-part anthology with a central female character in each
segment: prison inmate Sandra (Elpidia Carrillo); pregnant Diana (Robin
Wright Penn) reconnecting with her old flame in the supermarket; powder
keg Holly (Lisa Gay Hamilton) seething with serious stepfather issues;
Sonia (Holly Hunter), with a troubled relationship below the surface;
teenage Samantha (Amanda Seyfried), caught between sparring parents;
Lorna (Amy Brenneman), meeting her ex-husband at his wife's funeral;
married Ruth (Sissy Spacek), checking into a motel with her would-be
lover; Camille (Kathy Baker), facing a mastectomy; and Maggie (Glenn
Close) and daughter Maria (Dakota Fanning) visiting a grave.
Writer-director Rodrigo Garcia has fashioned a thoughtful -- often sad
-- reflection on mankind's interconnection, with extraordinarily
natural-sounding dialogue, which together with the performances,
surmount some slow patches. Profanity and rough language, premarital
sex, some sexual talk and a nongraphic sexual encounter, attempted
suicide and murder, and an abortion discussion. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Ninja Assassin" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Hyperactive, contrived and excessively violent comeback for the
martial-arts genre with a thin plot, a heavily ramped-up spatter
factor and soulful Korean pop star Rain (aka Jeong Ji Hoon)
playing a stone-cold ninja fighter, trained from childhood to
become an assassin, who breaks with his gang in time to stop a
string of murders in Germany, save the agent (Naomie Harris)
investigating them and wreak revenge on his former comrades.
Pervasive violence, with mutilation, stabbings and gunplay,
frequent bloody and grisly images and some rough and crude
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Nobel Son" (Freestyle)
Rated "R"
Convoluted and gritty thriller in which the slacker son (Bryan
Greenberg) of an arrogant chemistry professor (Alan Rickman) and
a forensic psychologist (Mary Steenburgen) is kidnapped by a
psychopath (Shawn Hatosy) and held to ransom for his father's
recently won Nobel Prize money. Though the initial twists of
director and co-writer Randall Miller's harsh drama sustain
interest, and Rickman is in his element as a villainous
academic, the wildly dysfunctional family dynamics, a vengeance
theme and pungent scenes of violence will deter even many adults
well before the muddled conclusion. Strong sexual content,
including brief and graphic adulterous sexual activity, rear
nudity, mutilation with gore, beatings, much rough and crude
language, a couple of uses of profanity and brief scatological
humor. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content
many adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"No Country for Old Men"
(Miramax/Paramount Vantage)
Rated "R"
Spellbinding, richly detailed thriller based on Cormac
McCarthy's 2003 novel set in the Texas borderlands as a
cold-blooded, psychopathic killer (Javier Bardem) ruthlessly
pursues a welder (Josh Brolin) who's taken a suitcase of
loot after stumbling across a brutal drug slaying, while a
philosophical small-town sheriff (Tommy Lee Jones) pursues
them both hoping to avert tragedy. Co-directors and writers
Joel and Ethan Coen create an atmosphere of almost
unbearably quiet tension, with powerful performances by a
masterful cast (including Woody Harrelson and Kelly
MacDonald), underscored by themes of the struggle between
good and evil, the changing ethos of the West, temptation,
honor and sacrifice. Strong violence and multiple
killings with blood, occasional rough language and
profanity, and brief partial nudity. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"No Impact Man"
(Oscilloscope)
Rated "NR"
Thought-provoking documentary charting a yearlong experiment by
a New York City couple, author Colin Beavan and his journalist
wife, Michelle Conlin, during which they gradually give up every
aspect of their lifestyle that could cause a negative
environmental effect, a formidable list of sacrifices that
eventually includes all motorized transport, even elevators, all
food not grown locally, disposable diapers for their toddler
daughter, air conditioning, heating and electric lights. While
their undertaking obviously carries conscientiousness to an
extreme unlikely to be imitated by many, as captured by
filmmakers Laura Gabbert and Justin Schein, the pioneering
experience does have its potentially inspiring rewards in the
form of increased exercise, improved diet and intensified family
life, though the incidental portrait of a real-life marriage
mixes mutual commitment with sometimes misguided reproductive
values. Some rough and crude language, a half-dozen crass
terms and birth control references. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. Not rated by the
Motion Picture Association of America.
"No
Reservations" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG"
Sweet story, adapted from the 2001 German film "Mostly
Martha," now set in New York, about a work-obsessed
master chef (Catherine Zeta-Jones) who takes in her
orphaned 9-year-old niece (Abigail Breslin) and her
subsequent rivalry with and then growing admiration for
the restaurant's happy-go-lucky sous-chef (Aaron Eckhart)
who helps open her up to life. Despite formulaic and
overly sentimental moments, director Scott Hicks'
excellent adaptation maintains a sensible tone, and
allows the engaging story to unfold at an unhurried
pace, while the performances are immensely appealing.
Apart from a handful of expletives and crass
expressions, including an instance of profanity and some
remarks that imply the acceptability of premarital
living arrangements, and one such implied encounter, the
film may be acceptable for older adolescents. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III
-- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some
material may not be suitable for children.
"No Strings Attached"
(Paramount)
Rated "R"
Morally unmoored relationship comedy about a commitment-averse
doctor (Natalie Portman) and a romantically disillusioned TV
producer (Ashton Kutcher) who agree to an emotionless sexual
arrangement, only to find their feelings for each other getting
in the way after all. As charted by director Ivan Reitman, the
predictable arc of their ascent from the freedom of the barnyard
to something resembling responsible human interaction is
punctuated by such crude humor as that entailed when his
immature father (Kevin Kline) turns out to be shacking up with
his son's ditzy ex-girlfriend (Ophelia Lovibond). Strong
sexual content, including graphic nonmarital and homosexual
activity, brief rear and partial nudity, drug use, pervasive
bedroom humor, at least one instance of profanity, much rough
and crude language. The Catholic News Service classification is
O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Norbit"
(DreamWorks)
Rated "PG-13"
Mild-mannered nebbish (a sweet Eddie Murphy), raised in the Golden
Wonton Restaurant Orphanage by an eccentric-but-caring Asian man
(also Murphy), is later browbeaten into marrying an abusive and
monstrously large battleaxe (Murphy again), but reunites with his
childhood sweetheart (Thandie Newton) who comes back to town engaged
to an unscrupulous con artist (Cuba Gooding Jr.). Director Brian
Robbins -- working from a script by co-written by Murphy -- keeps
the fitfully amusing gags coming, and Murphy's versatility is
undeniably impressive but the script often sags, and vulgarity is
rampant. How much compensation one finds in the heart beneath the
bawdiness will depend on a willingness to look beyond the flagged
elements listed below that in less skillful hands would be even more
offensive. Much low humor including some brief irreverence, crude
language and expressions and some profanity, farcical adultery,
brief rear male nudity, suggestive costuming, two "ex-pimp"
characters, innuendo, some ethnic stereotyping. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Noel"
(Red
Rose)
Rated
"PG"
Life-affirming
holiday
drama
about
five
people
struggling
with
personal
pain
--
including
a
lonely,
middle-aged
divorcee
(Susan
Sarandon)
taking
care
of
her
ailing
mother
and
a
hotheaded
cop
(Mike
Walker)
whose
uncontrollable
jealous
fits
have
driven
a
wedge
between
him
and
his
beautiful
fiancee
(Penelope
Cruz)
--
as
their
lives
intersect
and
are
forever
changed
on
Christmas
Eve.
Director
Chazz
Palminteri
manages
to
elicit
good
performances
from
his
ensemble
cast
and
strikes
the
right
balance
between
the
stories'
sweet-and-sour
elements.
But
the
film,
though
falling
short
of
its
Capraesque
pretensions,
imparts
an
uplifting
message
about
faith,
forgiveness
and
finding
the
miraculous
in
our
everyday
lives.
An
implied
sexual
encounter,
some
sexual
comments
and
a
few
crude
expressions.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"North
Country" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Compelling drama set in northern Minnesota about a struggling single
mother of two (Charlize Theron), who takes a job at a local mine, and
encounters hostility and abuse from the predominantly male ranks. With
the help of a sympathetic lawyer (Woody Harrelson), she eventually
stands up for herself and her female co-workers (including Frances
McDormand) by filing a landmark sexual harassment lawsuit against the
mining company. Buttressed by an emotionally forceful performance by
Theron, director Niki Caro's film avoids melodrama while touching on
issues of gender discrimination, justice, family, community and human
dignity. Scenes of workplace harassment including lewd comments and
humor plus obscene graffiti, groping and assorted other malicious
mischief involving scatological and sex gags, implied spousal abuse, a
suggested rape, and recurring rough and crude language and profanity.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
The Notebook
(New
Line)
Rated
"PG-13"
Parents
are
strongly
cautioned.
Some
material
may
be
inappropriate
for
children
under
13. Based on the bestselling novel by
Nicholas Sparks, "The Notebook" is an
old-fashioned tearjerker gushing with gilded
romance and florid sentimentality. Right from its
honey-toned opening credit sequence the message is
clear: Heartstrings, prepare to be plucked. James Garner plays Duke, a resident at a
lakeside nursing home. Duke describes himself
through voice-over narration as a "common man"
who's "led a common life," but who takes comfort
in the fact that he has "loved another" with all
his "heart and soul." Viewers are led to surmise that the object of
his affection is Allie (Gena Rowlands), an
Alzheimer's patient at the facility. Duke spends
each day reading aloud to Allie from the eponymous
diary that chronicles the saga of a pair of young,
star-crossed lovers in North Carolina during the
1940s. The notebook serves as a bridge between past
and present, as the tale recounted in its pages
takes center stage. The story-within-a-story involves a prep
school debutante, also named Allie (Rachel
McAdams), who, while vacationing with her
well-to-do parents, falls for Noah (Ryan Gosling),
a dashing mill worker from the wrong side of the
tracks. As soon as he sets eyes on Allie, Noah is
smitten, certain that they are destined to be
together -- a sure sign that their hearts are in
for a bumpy ride. Their passionate summer fling is chilled by
the wintry disapproval of Allie's class-conscious
mother (Joan Allen) and ends in a teary-eyed
breakup. Life goes on. Noah ships off to fight the
Nazis. Allie gets engaged to a soldier (James
Marsden) of acceptable pedigree she met while
volunteering in a GI hospital. But, as fate would
have it, their paths cross several years later,
both still madly in love with each other. Director Nick Cassavetes shuttles back and
forth between past and present, as it becomes
abundantly clear that the old couple's story is
somehow linked to that of the young lovers. If
truth be told, any of the geezers at the home
could see where this one's heading -- even without
their glasses. "The Notebook" is the kind of film that will
generate strong reactions. Some will undoubtedly
be turned off, quickly dismissing it as mawkish
melodrama. Others less cynical will see this
valentine for what it is, a wonderful, old-time
love story replete with glowing photography,
unabashed ardor and rapturous rain-soaked reunions
-- full of Hallmark heavy-handedness -- but
ultimately heartfelt. Sure, it could use more understatement and
less syrupy shots of swans, but as Dean Martin
would say, "That's amore!" (Viewer warning: If
your tear ducts have not swelled by the film's
end, you may need to call an ophthalmologist.) McAdams is radiant as the spirited Southern
belle; Gosling is soulfully appealing. Together
they exude youthful energy and passion. Likewise,
old pros Garner and Rowlands bring an autumnal
dignity to their roles. The film's underlying message -- that true
love cannot only overcome all adversity but can in
fact work miracles -- should resonate with
Christian viewers. And while one scene in
particular is a bit racy, overall the film is a
tender and touching portrait of marital fidelity,
as witnessed by Duke's unwavering dedication to
Allie. This is nowhere more beautifully
illustrated than during the picture's three-hanky
final scene.
A word to the wise: Bring plenty of tissues. Due to a few sexual encounters with shadowy
nudity and recurring profanity, the USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"Notes on a Scandal" (Fox
Searchlight/DNA)
Rated "R"
Lurid but skillful melodrama set in England about a lonely history
teacher (Judi Dench) whose unhealthy interest in an attractive
younger art teacher (Cate Blanchett) leads her to help conceal the
latter's reprehensible affair with a determined 15-year-old student
(Andrew Simpson) in the hope of fostering the woman's dependence on
her. Richard Eyre directs playwright Patrick Marber's adaptation of
Zoe Heller's award-winning book with Hitchcockian flair, while
taking care not to glamorize the seamier plot elements. Though Dench
is a manipulative villain, she skillfully delineates her character's
sense of isolation. The themes may rule out the film for many, but
for those who approach the plot as the astute psychological thriller
it is, they'll appreciate two actresses at the top of their game.
Some rough, crude and profane language, domestic violence,
adulterous affair with underage boy including some kissing, innuendo
and obsession. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Nothing Like the Holidays"
(Overture)
Rated "PG-13"
A wounded Iraq War vet (Freddy Rodriguez) returns to his Puerto
Rican neighborhood in Chicago for Christmas where he pursues an
old flame (Melonie Diaz) as his parents (Alfred Molina and
Elizabeth Pena) announce they're divorcing, and his siblings --
an aspiring Hollywood actress (Vanessa Ferlito) and an
up-and-coming lawyer (John Leguizamo) married to a
career-focused banker (Debra Messing) -- grapple with their own
problems. The ensemble cast adds Latin zest to a familiar story
in director Alfredo De Villa's frequently humorous drama, and
there's a strong emphasis on family unity and the permanence of
marriage, but the Catholic atmosphere, though pervasive, is
marred by the appearance of a gluttonous, ineffectual priest.
Frequent sexual humor, much crude and crass language, and a few
uses of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"Notorious" (Fox
Searchlight)
Rated "R"
Gritty but powerful biography of rapper Christopher Wallace, aka
Notorious BIG (gifted newcomer Jamal Woolard) from his
working-class childhood under the care of his stern but devoted
mother (Angela Bassett) and his sudden rise from streetwise drug
dealer to musical star, to his tangled personal life and the
events leading up to his murder at age 24. Director George
Tillman Jr.'s warts-and-all portrait shows the excesses of its
subject's lifestyle, but also his efforts to become a
responsible father and to reconcile with friend turned violent
rival Tupac Shakur (Anthony Mackie). Strong sexual content,
including brief but graphic nonmarital sexual activity,
adultery, full female nudity, drug use, pervasive rough and
crude language, and at least one profanity. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"The
Notorious Bettie Page" (Picturehouse)
Rated "R"
Biographical drama about the 1950s' fetish pinup icon (Gretchen Mol)
who, raised in a strict Christian home in rural Tennessee, escaped abuse
by her father and then her first husband to pursue an acting career in
New York, where, after failing at that, she began modeling -- sometimes
nude -- for men's magazines. Eventually she made her name posing in
bondage-themed photos before abandoning modeling for religion. Mol is a
dead ringer for Page, but director Mary Harron's movie -- shot mostly in
black and white -- lacks form and depth, not offering more than a
superficial treatment of Page's religious convictions and conflicted
attitude toward pornography, and its subject matter will obviously limit
its appeal. Full-frontal and rear female nudity, recurring sexually
aberrant poses, the suggested sexual abuse of a minor, an implied gang
rape, an instance of rough language and profanity. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"The Number 23" (New Line)
Rated "R"
Psychological thriller about a man (Jim Carrey) whose reading of a
curious novel -- in which the hard-boiled detective-protagonist's
story eerily mirrors elements of his own life -- leads him to
increasing paranoia and madness, as he, like his fictional
counterpart, becomes obsessed with the "23 enigma," the theory that
the number 23 holds a numerological significance in nature and world
events. Despite an intriguing premise, director Joel Schumacher's
dreary neonoir tale is all style and little suspense, with a muddled
plot and a contrived twist payoff. Recurring violence and
disturbing bloody images, including several suicides, and sexual
encounters, some involving kinky behavior, as well as rough and
crude language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
O
"127 Hours"
(Fox Searchlight)
Rated "R"
This fact-based survival yarn about a self-centered,
negligent mountain climber (James Franco) who becomes trapped in
an isolated Utah canyon, with an 800-pound boulder crushing his
right arm, is as straight up about moral consequences as any
Sunday school lesson. Intelligently made and exciting, if also,
at times, difficult to watch, director Danny Boyle's drama --
adapted from Aron Ralston's 2004 memoir "Between a Rock and a
Hard Place" -- is unflinching in its portrayal of the
devastating, yet personally transformative results of its
central character's irresponsible behavior. Possibly
acceptable for mature adolescents. A harrowing scene of
amputation, a nonmarital situation, fleeting rough and crude
language. The Catholic News Service classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Observe and Report" (Warner
Bros.)
Rated "R"
A self-important mall security officer and would-be policeman
(Seth Rogen) runs afoul of a real cop (Ray Liotta) in his
blundering pursuit of an exhibitionist and a thief while
romancing a cosmetics shop girl (Anna Faris). In writer-director
Jody Hill's brooding dark comedy a few oddly poignant moments
are overwhelmed by nonstop vulgarity, sadistic violence and
wayward sexual humor. Graphic nonmarital sexual activity,
full nudity, drug and alcohol use, pervasive rough and crude
language, and a few profanities. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Obsessed" (Screen Gems)
Rated "PG-13"
Competent but forgettable suspense yarn in which a temporary
office worker (Ali Larter) becomes fixated on a happily married
executive (Idris Elba) eventually causing his wife (Beyonce
Knowles) to suspect an affair. Director Steve Shill's feature
debut, essentially a rickety star vehicle for Knowles, showcases
marital fidelity, but dallies with vigilantism as the police --
led by Christine Lahti as a detective -- prove helpless.
Moderate action violence, brief nongraphic sexual activity, a
suicide attempt, some crude and crass language, a few sexual
references and half a dozen uses of profanity. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Oceans" (Disneynature)
Rated "G"
Surprisingly philosophical nature documentary offers stunning
images of sea life from around the globe while conveying a
positive message about mankind's connection to the ocean and the
need for environmental conservation. Actor Pierce Brosnan
intones pleasing narration for co-directors and writers Jacque
Perrin and Jacque Cluzaud, whose film, though it lacks a solid
narrative structure and occasionally suffers from a dearth of
explanatory detail, nonetheless constitutes a visual feast, and
their avoidance of graphic images of predatory behavior makes
this eye-catching spectacle suitable for viewers of all ages.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I
-- general patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is G -- general audiences. All ages admitted.
"Ocean's
Twelve"
(Warner
Bros.)
Rated
"PG-13"
So-so
caper
film,
in
the
vein
of
its
predecessor,
"Ocean's
Eleven,"
with
much
the
same
star-studded
cast
as
before
(George
Clooney,
Julia
Roberts,
Brad
Pitt,
Matt
Damon),
joined
here
by
Catherine
Zeta-Jones
and
a
couple
of
unbilled
surprise
cameos,
this
time
with
picturesque
European
locales.
The
larcenous
crew,
which
has
tried
to
go
straight,
must
pay
back
entrepreneur
Terry
Benedict
(Andy
Garcia)
from
whose
Vegas
casino
they
stole
$160
million
in
the
first
film.
They
set
after
a
Faberge
egg,
while
outwitting
a
master
jewel
thief
(Vincent
Cassel).
Steven
Soderbergh's
sequel
is
agreeable
rather
than
grippingly
suspenseful,
and
the
script,
by
George
Nolfi,
more
genial
than
truly
witty,
though
there
are
some
mildly
surprising
twists
and
turns
along
the
way.
Tongue-in-cheek
glamorization
of
robbery,
some
crude
language.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"Ocean's Thirteen"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
After a convoluted European sojourn in "Ocean's Twelve," the
third film in the stylish caper franchise returns to its
entertaining if morally questionable Las Vegas roots as
Danny Ocean (George Clooney) and company -- motivated by
loyalty to their cohort Reuben (Elliott Gould) -- target an
egotistical hotel mogul (Al Pacino). The buildup is more
exciting than the payoff, but director Steven Soderbergh
makes it easy to watch all the moving parts in this
elaborate and of course improbable job. Some
glorification of crime, crude language and profanity, sexual
innuendo, one extended if nongraphic scene of sensuality.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material
may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Of Gods and Men"
(Sony Pictures Classics)
Rated "PG-13"
Brilliant dramatization of real events,
recounting the fate of a small community of
French Trappists (led by Lambert Wilson and
including Michael Lonsdale ) living in Algeria
during that nation's civil war in the 1990s.
Targeted by violent Muslim extremists, the monks
must decide whether to continue their medical
and social work for the local population or
abandon them by fleeing to safety. Using the
tools of the monastic life itself, director
Xavier Beauvois finds a path to the heart of the
Gospel through simplicity, a compassionate sense
of brotherhood and an atmosphere of prayer
enriched by sacred music and potent silence. The
result, a profound mediation on the cost of
discipleship, is a viewing experience from which
every adult as well as many mature teens can
expect to profit. In French. Subtitles. Brief
gory violence, some unsettling images and a
single instance each of rough and crass
language. The Catholic News Service
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13
-- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may
be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Off the Map" (Holedigger)
Rated "PG-13"
Leisurely paced but ultimately affecting story (based on a play by Joan
Ackermann) of the unconventional Groden family living in virtual isolation
in New Mexico -- a husband (Sam Elliott) suffering from such depression he
barely speaks; a mother (Joan Allen) who sometimes gardens in the nude; a
precocious 11-year-old daughter (Valentina De Angelis) with a mind of her
own; and the Internal Revenue Service agent (Jim True-Frost) who comes to
see them about unpaid back taxes and who is so charmed by their bohemian
lifestyle he decides to stay. Peculiar as the synopsis may sound, actor
Campbell Scott's second solo directorial stint is actually a rather sweet
story with a positive message about the value of family and love, and
features solid performances all around, including that of J.K. Simmons as
the husband's best friend.
Fleeting, shadowy nudity, some crass language
and brief sensuality. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
"Old
Dogs" (Disney)
Rated "PG"
Passable comedy in which a sports marketing executive (Robin
Williams) learns, seven years after the fact, that his quickly
annulled second marriage produced fraternal twins (Conner
Rayburn and Ella Bleu Travolta) whose mother (Kelly Preston), on
the eve of being imprisoned briefly for an environmental
protest, entrusts the kids to his care, distracting him from
work on a major business deal, much to the annoyance of his
longtime partner and best friend (John Travolta). Its morally
murky back story aside, director Walt Becker's dizzy dad
escapade is mostly harmless, though a talented cast can do
little with David Diamond and David Weissman's thin, derivative
script. A drunken wedding, a few
instances of vaguely sexual and mildly scatological humor, some
rough slapstick. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"Oliver
Twist" (TriStar)
Rated "PG-13"
Fine and handsome new version of Charles Dickens' oft-filmed classic
about an orphan boy who gets involved with a gang of thieves headed by
the elderly Jewish ringleader Fagin (Ben Kingsley), and the efforts of a
kindly gentleman to rescue him from their clutches. Director Roman
Polanski and screenwriter Ronald Harwood have streamlined the complex
novel, as most versions have done, but the essentials are all there, and
beautifully performed by a top-notch cast, bolstered by lavish
production design and an evocative score. A brief violent episode, a
few scenes of menace and a hanging make this recommended entertainment
for all but the youngest children. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"The Omen" (20th
Century Fox)
Rated "R"
Effective remake of the 1976 supernatural thriller about an American
diplomat (Liev Schreiber) and his wife (Julia Stiles) whose adopted son
(Seamus Davey-Fitzpatrick) turns out to be the Antichrist. Slickly
crafted and well-acted with a fair amount of suspense, director John
Moore's virtual scene-by-scene update is a hodgepodge of Christian
symbolism, biblical prophecies, nonscriptural inventions and occult
mumbo jumbo, resulting in the sort of silly pop-religious junk food that
should not be taken too seriously. Some disturbing scenes of
violence, including an impaling, a decapitation, a dog mauling, a
hanging suicide and a person getting hit by an automobile; a
misrepresentation of Catholic doctrine; an instance of rough language
and profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling.
"On a Clear
Day" (Focus)
Rated "PG-13"
Poignant story of middle-aged Glasgow shipbuilder (Peter Mullan), laid
off from his job, who finds solace is swimming, decides to cross the
English Channel and, with the help of his mates (Billy Boyd, Ron Cook,
Benedict Wong and Sean McGinley), trains for the 20-miles-plus stint,
unbeknown to his wife (Brenda Blethyn), who's secretly hoping to be a
bus driver, (Brenda Blethyn) and grown son (Jamie Sives) who mistakenly
believes his father blames him for the death of his sibling when they
were children. Director Gaby Dellal's film is finely acted, wonderfully
photographed by David Johnson who favors revealing close-ups, and
conveys positive messages about forgiveness, taking chances, conquering
fears, following your heart, and standing up for your beliefs. A few
instances of conversational profanity, rough, and crude language,
partial locker-room nudity, precluding viewing by the youngest
adolescents. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults.
"Once" (Fox Searchlight)
Rated "R"
Gritty, award-winning Irish independent film about two struggling
musicians (Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova) who, through a shared
love of music, forge a friendship that leads to the creation of a
band, making a demo recording. The two leads are so harmonious in
their acting and in their music that the bittersweet resolution is
both sad and uplifting, while writer-director John Carney's love for
the craft of creating music shows in every frame. Alcohol use, a
minor street scuffle and recurring rough language and mild
profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-III -- adults.
"One
Day" (Focus)
Rated "PG-13"
Turgid screen version of the best-selling romance novel scripted
by the book's author, David Nicholls, and directed in a plodding
style by Lone Scherfig. Ill-assorted Anne Hathaway and Jim Sturgess -- she a prim children's writer, he a whiny, boorish TV
host -- are shown in a series of 20 annual episodes, beginning
with their college graduation in 1988, as they progress from
awkward friends to something more. Though their relationship is
mature and broadly, if not always straightforwardly, moral,
viewers' interest is likely to be fatally depleted by the
excessively wordy dialogue of Nicholls' verbose script well
before the five-hanky ending. A shadowy glimpse of female
frontal nudity, brief rear nudity, implied cohabitation, a
single instance of rough language. The Catholic News Service
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"One
Missed Call" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
By-the-numbers (literally) remake of the 2003
Japanese film "Chakushin Ari," without either
the satire or the gore of the original,
involving an evil spirit that leaves messages
for its victims on their cell phones. Director
Eric Valette and screenwriter Andrew Klavan
transfer the action to an American college town,
where plucky coed Shannyn Sossamon and inept
police detective Edward Burns try to figure out
why ring tones are becoming death knells. Rough
and profane language, a half-dozen deaths
involving varying degrees of violence, scenes of
intense terror, an instance of nonexplicit
mother-daughter child abuse, another instance of
a little girl physically abusing her sister, a
couple of gory corpses, and a sacrilegious image
of a leering crucifix during an attempted
exorcism by a nondenominational evangelist. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some
material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"One Night With the King"
(Gener8Xion Entertainment)
Rated "PG"
Biblical drama that tepidly recounts the Old Testament story of
Esther (Tiffany DuPont), a devout Jewish maiden who becomes a queen
when she is chosen as the bride of the powerful Persian King Xerxes
(Luke Goss), and who uses her station to save her people from
extermination by dissuading her husband from ordering the slaughter
urged by a vengeful court adviser (James Callis). Based on Tommy
Tenney's novel "Hadassah," the film has impressive production value
and cameos by Oscar-pedigreed actors like Omar Sharif and Peter
O'Toole, but it's handicapped by an inferior screenplay by Stephan
Blinn -- which makes some changes to the story -- and awkward, if
earnest, direction by Michael Sajbel. Still, the power of the tale's
enduring theme of faithful witness in the face of persecution isn't
completely diminished by the filmmaker's uninspired telling. Some
discreet violence and sensuality and mature thematic elements. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II --
adults and adolescents.
"Ong Bak: The
Thai Warrior"
(Magnolia)
Rated "R"
Above-average martial arts action movie set in Thailand about a local
scrapper (Tony Jaa) -- trained in an ancient fighting system -- who
volunteers to retrieve a sacred Buddha statue revered by the locals which
was stolen from the village temple by a ruthless crime boss (Sukhaaw
Phongwilai) looking to sell it on the black market. Director Prachya Pinkaew
dresses up the film's generic chop-socky premise with hyperkinetic fight
sequences -- as balletic as they are brutal and all done without special
effects -- which show off the athleticism of Jaa, who combines the acrobatic
daredeviling of Jackie Chan and the lethal limbs of Bruce Lee. Much strong
action violence, drug content, an aborted sexual encounter, fleeting rear
nudity and sporadic rough and crude language. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
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"Opal Dream" (Strand)
Rated "PG"
Gently charming tale set in an Australian opal mining colony about
an 8-year-old girl (Sapphire Boyce) heartsick over the disappearance
of her two imaginary friends, the search for whom causes unintended
consequences resulting in the locals turning against her father
(Vince Colosimo), until the supportive efforts of her 11-year-old
brother (Christian Byers) -- concerned about his sister's
deteriorating emotional and physical condition -- win over the town.
Director Peter Cattaneo's adaptation of the Ben Rice novel "Pobby
and Dingan" celebrates themes of family, community and the value of
childlike faith in a way that's genuinely sweet while avoiding
excess sentimentality, with tender performances by Boyce and Byers. A lovely little film. Brief violence, some crude expressions and
a fleeting instance of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
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"Open Season" (Columbia)
Rated "PG"
Wacky, warm and reasonably witty computer-animated comedy about a
domesticated grizzly bear (Martin Lawrence) who, trying to find his
way back to comfortable civilization after being released into the
wild, befriends a runty, motor-mouthed mule deer (Ashton Kutcher)
and bands together with a motley menagerie of woodland creatures to
run some hunters out of the forest. Directed by Jill Culton and
Roger Allers (with a co-director credit to Anthony Stacchi), the
film's thin plot is padded with slapstick, but vibrant visuals,
nutty gags, a playful tone, and an amiable messge about friendship
make this entertaining fare for all but the youngest viewers.
Some mildly rude language and humor, a few scenes of hunting menace,
some innuendo and comic action. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental
guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"Open Water"
(Lions Gate)
Rated "R"
Hair-raising deep-sea thriller about a
career-consumed couple (Blanchard Ryan and Daniel
Travis) whose island vacation turns into a fight
for survival when a mix-up during a scuba-diving
excursion leaves them stranded in the middle of
the ocean in shark-infested waters. Inspired by
true events and made on a shoestring budget by the
husband-and-wife team of Chris Kentis and Laura
Lau, the movie follows a simple formula for
primal-fear success: Take two actors, put them in
the water with real sharks and, voila, you have
one of the most truly terrifying films in years.
Sustained suspense, brief frontal nudity, and
scattered rough and crude language.
USCCB classification is A-III -- adults.
"Orphan" (Warner Bros./Dark
Castle)
Rated "R"
Atmospheric but ultimately exploitative chiller about a couple
(Peter Sarsgaard and Vera Farmiga) who adopt a 9-year-old
Russian-born girl (Isabelle Fuhrman) from a Catholic orphanage,
only to find that her inexplicable, manipulative behavior is
tearing their marriage apart, and may pose a physical threat to
their two other children (Jimmy Bennett and Aryana Engineer).
Director Jaume Collet-Serra's horror outing begins promisingly
enough by relying on Fuhrman's ability to unsettle the audience,
but interludes of excessive violence and distasteful
psychosexual complications soon take hold, leading to a
conclusion that plays on viewers' most visceral emotions. A
few scenes of gory violence, brief graphic sexual activity,
fleeting images of upper female and rear nudity, some rough and
crass language, and a couple of uses of profanity. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent
or adult guardian.
"The Other Boleyn Girl"
(Columbia/Focus)
Rated "PG-13"
Fresh telling of the oft-dramatized liaison of Anne Boleyn (Natalie Portman) and
King Henry VIII (Eric Bana), including the monarch's break with the Catholic
Church so he could divorce his first wife, Catherine of Aragon (Ana Torrent),
with an emphasis on Anne's younger sister, Mary (Scarlett Johansson), who was
the first Boleyn to win the monarch's favor. This adaptation of Philippa
Gregory's best-seller from director Justin Chadwick keeps the story admirably
intimate, and features surprisingly authentic performances by its non-British
leads with predictably solid supporting work from Kristin Scott Thomas, David
Morrissey and Mark Rylance. Royal bedroom intrigue with nongraphic sexual
encounters including a rape, incest reference, adultery, divorce, light sexual
banter and innuendo, and discreetly filmed beheadings. Acceptable for older
teens. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Other Guys" (Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
This occasionally amusing but excessively vulgar action comedy follows the
odd-couple antics of an eccentric, paperwork-loving police accountant (Will
Ferrell) and his frustrated perforce partner (Mark Wahlberg) -- a former street
cop unwillingly desk-bound after making a high-profile mistake -- as they
investigate the financial shenanigans of a British-born banker (Steve Coogan).
Director and co-writer Adam McKay's parody of genre conventions handcuffs its
talented cast with relentlessly foul-mouthed dialogue and tiresome bedroom
jokes. Considerable, though bloodless, action violence; much sexual humor; a
couple of uses of profanity; and pervasive crude and crass language. The
Catholic News Service classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned.
Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"One
Day" (Focus)
Rated "PG-13"
Turgid screen version of the best-selling romance novel scripted
by the book's author, David Nicholls, and directed in a plodding
style by Lone Scherfig. Ill-assorted Anne Hathaway and Jim Sturgess -- she a prim children's writer, he a whiny, boorish TV
host -- are shown in a series of 20 annual episodes, beginning
with their college graduation in 1988, as they progress from
awkward friends to something more. Though their relationship is
mature and broadly, if not always straightforwardly, moral,
viewers' interest is likely to be fatally depleted by the
excessively wordy dialogue of Nicholls' verbose script well
before the five-hanky ending. A shadowy glimpse of female
frontal nudity, brief rear nudity, implied cohabitation, a
single instance of rough language. The Catholic News Service
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"Our Family Wedding" (Fox
Searchlight)
Rated "PG-13"
Scattershot comedy, prone to physical gags, about the culture
clash between two families when a Latina (America Ferrera)
marries an African-American (Lance Gross). Director Rick
Famuyiwa, who co-wrote along with Wayne Conley and Malcolm
Spellman, leaves no stereotype untouched in this wildly uneven
combination of "Father of the Bride" and "Abie's Irish Rose,"
but mostly manages to stay within tasteful boundaries. A
fleeting instance of crass language and the implication of a
premarital relationship. Probably acceptable for mature teens.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III
-- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Our Idiot Brother" (Weinstein)
Rated "R"
Occasionally effective, but sexually errant, satire about a ridiculously
naive produce farmer (Paul Rudd) who emerges from a stint in prison after
selling marijuana to a uniformed police officer only to find that his selfish
live-in girlfriend (Kathryn Hahn) has taken up with someone new (T.J. Miller).
Homeless and broke, he seeks shelter with his mother (Shirley Knight) before
lodging, in succession, with each of his tightly wound sisters (Emily Mortimer,
Elizabeth Banks and Zooey Deschanel). But his habit of guileless truth-telling
complicates the driven lives of all three. Though director Jesse Peretz's
underplayed comedy scores a few hits on modern mores, its use of nudity and
sexual situations to elicit laughs, as well as its mainstreaming of one
sibling's lesbian relationship, make it inappropriate for all. Strong sexual
content, including graphic aberrant sexual activity, adultery, partial frontal,
upper female and rear nudity, implicit acceptance of homosexual behavior, a
narcotics theme, about a dozen uses of profanity, much rough and crude language.
The Catholic News Service classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion
Picture Association of America is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Over Her Dead Body"
(New Line)
Rated "PG-13"
Bland romantic comedy about a psychic (Lake Bell) who falls in
love with her reluctant client (Paul Rudd), grieving for his
fiancee who died on their wedding day a year earlier, and how
the ghost of the intended bride (Eva Longoria Parker) jealously
tries to sabotage the budding romance. Writer and first-time
director Jeff Lowell's formulaic script is amiably pleasant at
best, but never as funny or touching as it aspires to be,
though, refreshingly, graphic sexual material typical of this
genre is minimal, and there's even a reasonably positive priest
character. Some instances of profanity and crass language,
passing sexual and gay references, a nongraphic nonmarital
sexual encounter, some crude humor and brief partial female
nudity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may
be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Over the
Hedge" (DreamWorks)
Rated "PG"
Computer-animated comedy about a rascally raccoon (voiced by Bruce
Willis) who offers to "help" a group of woodland creatures (humorously
voiced by Steve Carell, Wanda Sykes, Garry Shandling, William Shatner
and Eugene Levy, among others) stockpile food for the coming winter by
raiding the suburban housing development that has sprung up on their
forest doorstep, but not telling them that he intends to use the
purloined provisions to save his own fur. Based on a comic strip,
directors Tim Johnson and Karey Kirkpatrick's good-naturedly
entertaining and visually cheery fable relies on nutty sight gags over
story, but imparts a commendable message about family and acting
unselfishly, while offering some funny commentary on our consumer
society. Some mildly crude humor, a few rude expressions and
innuendo, and recurring comic action violence. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage.
P
"P2"
(Summit)
Rated "R"
Distasteful horror film about a young woman (Rachel Nichols) who, after working
late, is anxious to join her family's Christmas celebration, but a psychotic
parking attendant (Wes Bentley) has other ideas. Director Franck Khalfoun, who
co-wrote the generic script, has only managed to serve up an offensively dull
Christmas pudding with dispiriting violence, only a few frights and predictable
plot turns. Significant violence and gore including the killing of a dog,
frequent rough language and profanity, and two scenes of brief groping. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"P.S."
(Newmarket)
Rated
"R"
Lightweight
romantic
comedy
about
a
recently
divorced
college
admissions
director
(Laura
Linney)
who
becomes
involved
in
a
passionate
May-December
romance
with
a
young
artist
(Topher
Grace)
bearing
an
uncanny
resemblance
to
her
dead
high
school
sweetheart.
Dealing
with
issues
of
longing,
loneliness
and
lost
opportunities
--
as
well
as
some
mystical
musings
on
reincarnation
--
the
modest
Manhattan
love
story
directed
by
Dylan
Kidd
has
all
the
elements
of
a
good
independent
film,
including
a
smart
script
and
a
top-notch
ensemble,
headed
by
Linney,
Marcia
Gay
Harden
and
Gabriel
Byrne.
Yet
taken
as
a
whole,
the
film
somehow
adds
up
to
less
than
the
sum
of
its
proficient
parts.
A
sexual
encounter
and
a
few
implied
encounters,
as
well
as
recurring
rough
and
crude
language.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"P.S. I Love You"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Uneven but ultimately touching and well acted love story about a woman (Hilary
Swank) who loses her Irish husband (Gerard Butler) to a brain tumor, but is
guided through the stages of grief by letters he wrote for her before he died,
and arranged to have periodically delivered. Writer-director Richard
LaGravenese's film seems contrived at first, but slowly builds in interest as
its heroine goes through her healing journey, helped by her girlfriends (Lisa
Kudrow and Gina Gershon) and two men who take a romantic interest in her (Harry
Connick Jr. and Jeffrey Dean Morgan). Moderate conversational expletives and
crass expressions, one nonmarital and a couple of marital nongraphic bedroom
scenes and casual acceptance of the former, some sexual banter and passing
homosexual references, and brief rear male nudity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Pacifier" (Disney)
Rated "PG"
Embarrassingly unfunny comedy directed by Adam Shankman about a tough-guy Navy
SEAL (Vin Diesel) assigned to baby-sit the five children of an assassinated
government scientist while simultaneously searching their suburban home for
their late father's top-secret computer program, with the fate of the free world
-- and the Girl Scout cookie drive -- hanging in the balance. Clumsily acted and
directed, this laugh-free riff on "Kindergarten Cop" reeks more than the many
diapers its brooding star changes throughout the film. Some action violence,
recurring crude and potty humor, occasional mild rude language, and several
sequences of children in peril. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"The Painted Veil" (Warner
Independent)
Rated "PG-13"
Excellent film adaptation of W. Somerset Maugham novel set in the
1920s about an English bacteriologist (Edward Norton) who, after he
learns of his bored socialite wife's (Naomi Watts) infidelity,
vengefully insists she accompany him to a remote Chinese village
during a dangerous cholera epidemic there, and how, over time, they
establish a deep and abiding love, with the wife even volunteering
to minister to the sick at the local hospital run by nuns. Lushly
photographed on location, the film -- under John Curran's direction
-- unfolds at a leisurely pace, but the intelligent love story at
its core, and the spiritual journey and ultimate redemption for its
heroine, are movingly conveyed, with impressive, nuanced
performances by the leads, as well as by Diana Rigg, Liev Schreiber
and Toby Jones. A brief scene of lovemaking with shadowy nudity,
a flash of rear nudity, innuendo, adultery, images of the sick and
dying, drug use and a few crass expressions. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Palindromes"
(Wellspring)
Rated "NR"
Intriguing but, at times, highly disturbing film about a 13-year-old girl
(alternately played by seven different actors of varying ages, races and
genders, including Jennifer Jason Leigh) determined to have a baby, who,
after her mother (Ellen Barkin) forces her to have an abortion, runs away
from home and eventually winds up in a household of disabled children run by
a cheery evangelical Christian (Debra Monk). Director Todd Solondz's bleak
"comedy" mocks both sides of the abortion debate in equal measure without
making their representative characters wholly unsympathetic, but the
inclusion of candid depictions of what amounts to statutory rape and
under-age sex are unsettling and egregiously unwarranted. Explicit though
nongraphic sexual content, including pedophilia and sex between minors,
brief violence and some rough and crude language. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive. Not rated by the
Motion Picture Association of America.
"Pandorum" (Overture)
Rated "R"
Complex and deeply cliched sci-fi horror excursion in which two
astronauts (Dennis Quaid and Ben Foster) awaken from an
eight-year hypersleep to learn that their spacecraft, a sort of
Noah's Ark designed to keep life from Earth in existence, has a
balky power plant and a violent past. Director Christian Alvart
serves up a heaping helping of pesky mutants with ninja skills,
but the largely routine proceedings are somewhat redeemed by a
surprisingly upbeat double-twist ending. At least one rough
term, occasional profane and crass language, and some martial
arts and knife violence. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under
17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Pan's Labyrinth" (Picturehouse)
Rated "R"
Cinematically stunning adult tale set in 1944 Spain about an unhappy
11-year-old girl's (Ivana Baquero) emotional escape into a maze --
either real or imagined -- overseen by a faun (Doug Jones) attended
by insect-fairies that help her cope with the horrors of the
marriage of her ailing pregnant mother (Ariadna Gil) to a vicious
fascist officer (Sergei Lopez) assigned to root out resistance
fighters who are secretly aided by his housekeeper (Maribel Verdu)
and physician (Alex Angulo). Though the main story outline is
familiar in its classic structure, it is given new life by director
Guillermo Del Toro's deft balancing of the harsh real world with the
girl's mysterious parallel universe which sheds light on the former,
and there are poignant elements of sacrifice and redemption.
Subtitles. Rough and crude language and some profanity, several
brutally violent episodes, torture, several murders, a nongraphic
amputation, a mercy killing, occult plot aspects and graphic
childbirth scenes. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
"Paparazzi"
(20th
Century
Fox)
Rated
"PG-13"
Problematic
revenge
thriller
about
a
rising
action
star
(Cole
Hauser)
who
exacts
retribution
on
the
sleazy
tabloid
photographers
(led
by
Tom
Sizemore)
responsible
for
causing
a
Princess
Diana-type
car
accident
which
nearly
killed
his
wife
(Robin
Tunney)
and
young
son.
As
directed
by
Paul
Abascal,
the
subtly
sadistic
film
seems
more
concerned
with
its
sensationalized
"Death
Wish"-like
premise,
than
with
actually
saying
anything
of
substance
about
the
public's
obscene
fascination
with
celebrities'
private
lives.
The movie's
underlying
twisted
sense
of
justice
is
only
compounded
by
its
morally
troublesome
ending.
Vigilante
violence,
murder
without
consequence
and
a
scene
in
a
strip
club,
as
well
as
scattered
crude
language
and
humor.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
O
--
morally
offensive.
"Paradise
Now" (Warner Independent)
Rated "PG-13"
Compelling drama about two Palestinian childhood friends (Kais Nashef
and Ali Suliman) recruited for a suicide bombing in Tel Aviv, Israel,
following them through the tense final hours leading up to the mission,
during which their conflicted consciences cause them to waffle in their
resolve to carry out their plans. Soberly directed by Hany Abu-Assad,
the quietly terrifying film strives to understand the characters'
actions without justifying them, while articulating the futility of
violence. Subtitles. Mature thematic elements and brief rough
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults.
"Paranormal Activity"
(Paramount)
Rated "R"
Cohabiting San Diego yuppies (Katie Featherston and Micah Sloat)
use a video camera to record disturbing phenomena they fear is
being caused by a demonic spirit that has pursued the young
woman since childhood. Writer-director Oren Peli's ostensibly
fact-based feature debut is mostly gore-free, playing instead --
subtly and quite effectively -- on viewers' primal fears of the
unseen, but his script fails to show the same restraint with
regard to language and sexual topics. Some sexual content,
including a premarital situation, an off-screen encounter and a
few jokes and references, a half-dozen uses of profanity,
pervasive rough and crude terms, and at least two obscene
gestures. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under
17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Paranormal Activity 2" (Paramount)
Rated "R"
Efficiently unnerving skin-crawler in which a prosperous California couple
(Sprague Grayden and Brian Boland) and the husband's teenage daughter by a
previous marriage (Molly Ephraim) try to protect the latest addition to the
family, a 1-year-old boy, from the malignant designs of a demon. Using the
device of a set of security cameras the parents have installed after an initial
incident they take for a break-in by vandals, director Tod Williams extends the
franchise that began with 2009's "Paranormal Activity" by telling a related
story that, like its predecessor, avoids gratuitous gore but that also tones
down the original's excess of sexual themes and vulgar language. Occasional
intense but stylized violence, a few uses of profanity, some rough and crude
language, a handful of mild sexual references. The Catholic News Service
Classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Paranormal
Activity 3" (Paramount)
Rated "R"
In 1988 California, a videographer (Chris Smith) records the
ominous doings of a malevolent spirit that has taken up
residence in the house he shares with his new wife (Lauren
Bittner) and two stepdaughters (Chloe Csengery and Jessica
Brown). Directors Henry Joost and Ariel Schulman's horror sequel
follows a tried and true formula to deliver mostly gore-free
jolts. But the satanic elements of the plot that eventually come
to the fore will make many want to steer clear. Occult theme,
brief harsh violence, drug use, some nongraphic marital
lovemaking, a couple of uses of profanity, several sexual
references, considerable rough and crude language. The Catholic
News Service classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"The Passion Recut" (Newmarket)
Rated "NR"
Toned-down, yet still brutal, re-editing of Mel Gibson's unflinching, at times
profoundly moving, dramatization of the final agonizing hours of Jesus' earthly
life -- as portrayed by Jim Caviezel -- from arrest to crucifixion and
resurrection. The slightly tamer revision is missing roughly six minutes of the
movie's bloodiest scenes -- specifically the scourging and crucifixion sequences
-- softening the film's graphic nature a bit without eviscerating its emotional
and spiritual poignancy. Even with the cuts, however, the cumulative effect is
still too intense for young children and those sensitive to violence, though
perhaps some parents may now feel it appropriate for older adolescents.
Subtitles. Gory scenes of torture and crucifixion, a suicide and some
frightening images. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults. Not rated by the Motion Picture Association of America. A full
review of "The Passion of the Christ" can be found on the Web at: www.usccb.org/movies/index.htm,
by clicking on "Archived Movie Reviews," or at:
www.catholicnews.com/data/movies/04mv276.htm.
"Pathfinder" (Fox)
Rated "R"
Relentlessly violent tale about a shipwrecked Viking lad taken
in and raised by a Native American tribe, until 15 years later
when now as an adult he (Karl Urban) sets out, virtually
single-handedly, to exact revenge on returning Vikings who have
slaughtered his adopted tribe and are bent on killing every
other tribe in their path so as to lay claim to the land.
Director Marcus Nispel's video gamelike movie eschews character
development as well as narrative logic in a drawn-out series of
brutal beheadings, impalements and eviscerations that overwhelm
the intriguing premise of the legendary Norsemen arriving on
American shores many centuries before Columbus. Excessive
violence and gore. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Paul"
(Universal)
Rated "R"
Aggressively, though illogically, anti-religious satire from
director Greg Mottola in which two sci-fi-loving British
visitors to the United States (Simon Pegg and Nick Frost)
help the alien of the title (voice of Seth Rogen) escape
government custody. The trio then embark on a road trip to
the spot where his fellow extraterrestrials can rescue him.
They're joined, along the way, by a fundamentalist Christian
(Kristen Wiig) whose entire worldview is instantly shattered
by the spaceman's very existence, freeing her to swear,
smoke dope and fornicate at will, since there is no God and
therefore no sin. In penning the script for this otherwise
routine buddy comedy, Pegg and Frost prove themselves as
unfamiliar with Judeo-Christian beliefs as they are
contemptuous of them, since they assume that scriptural
faith would be fatally undermined by the presence of
intelligent life on other planets.
Explicit rejection of
Christian faith and morals, endorsement of homosexual acts,
nonmarital sexual activity and petty theft, benign view of
drug use, occasional gory violence, a few uses of profanity,
pervasive rough and crude language. The Catholic News
Service classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The
Perfect Game" (IndustryWorks)
Rated "PG"
Rousing, faith-infused sports drama, based on real events,
recounting the unlikely odyssey of a ragtag boys baseball team
from Monterrey, Mexico, who, under the spiritual guidance of a
devout but down-to-earth priest (Cheech Marin) and the
leadership of a hard-driving coach (Clifton Collins Jr.) travel
to the U.S. to compete in the 1957 Little League championship
tournament, achieving a string of unexpected victories against
far more advantaged teams. As directed by William Dear, W.
William Winokur's script unambiguously presents the young
players' Catholicism as the inspiration not only for their
winning streak, but for their persistent refusal to allow either
their impoverished circumstances or the disdainful prejudice
they frequently encounter north of the border to deprive them of
their dream, though a brief scene of Marin's otherwise estimable
character celebrating a Tridentine Mass presents an image of
worship so sloppy and repetitive as to approach unintentional
parody. Racial tensions, ethnic slurs and a few mildly earthy
insults. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"The Perfect Man" (Universal)
Rated "PG"
Breezy but forgettable romantic comedy about a high school student
(Hilary Duff) who, tired of being uprooted every time her lovelorn,
single mom (Heather Locklear) gets her heart broken, invents an
imaginary suitor for her -- writing secret admirer e-mails and sending
her flowers -- based on the romance advice of a charming restaurateur
(Chris Noth) with predictable complications. Directed by Mark Rosman,
the film, despite a sweet pro-family message, is pretty much fluff and
is weighed down by an anemic script that not even Duff's buoyant charm
can keep afloat. Some mildly suggestive content and thematic
elements. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Perfect Stranger" (Revolution)
Rated "R"
Trashy, utterly nonsensical thriller about an investigative reporter
(Halle Berry) who, with the help of a sleazy computer-savvy
colleague (Giovanni Ribisi), sets out to expose the big-shot
advertising executive (Bruce Willis) who may have murdered her
childhood friend after an adulterous affair. The ill-conceived
script -- peppered with so many gratuitous uses of the f-word it's
almost risible -- strains credulity at every turn, and most of the
seamy sexual elements have little dramatic justification, though
we'll credit director James Foley with bringing some visual flair. Nonstop rough and crude language and some profanity, heavy sexual
content including a graphic premarital encounter without nudity,
brief pornographic images, adultery, child abuse, some violent
encounters including a bloody stabbing and a bludgeoning, and a
gruesome morgue image. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Paris, Je T'Aime" (First Look)
Rated "R"
A kaleidoscopic anthology of 18 vignettes, each directed by a
top-name filmmaker (Gus Van Sant, Walter Salles, the Coen Brothers,
Wes Craven, etc.) and featuring a host of international stars
(including Natalie Portman, Bob Hoskins, Elijah Wood, Juliette
Binoche, Gena Rowlands, Steve Buscemi and Nick Nolte), set in
various neighborhoods in the City of Light. The stories concern
love, relationships, racial tension, loneliness, sickness, death and
the other ingredients of life, and range in tone from funny, sad and
poignant to the supernatural. Though not all are gems, they feel
very much of a piece and provide a thought-provoking smorgasbord. In
French and English. Subtitles. Rough language, innuendo, drug
dealing and use, a stabbing death, brief sexual encounters, a sex
emporium scene with a scantily clad dancer, a vampire sequence with
blood and divorce. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Passengers" (Sony)
Rated "PG-13"
Low-key, somewhat muddled thriller in which an uptight therapist (Anne Hathaway)
counsels the few survivors of a major plane crash, investigating why their
memories of the accident conflict with the airline's account. As some of them
start to disappear, one, an extroverted passenger (Patrick Wilson), initiates a
romance. Despite appealing performances from its leads and a welcome subplot
about family reconciliation and the enduring influence of loved ones, director
Rodrigo Garcia's drama mostly fails to engage. Nongraphic premarital sexual
activity, brief partial rear nudity, occasional crude and crass language, some
innuendo and disturbing accident scenes; acceptable for older teens. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned.
Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Paul Blart: Mall Cop"
(Columbia)
Rated "PG"
Largely good-natured slapstick comedy relies on the physicality
of Kevin James, who, in addition to co-writing the script,
portrays the titular plus-size security guard defending a New
Jersey mall from a pack of acrobatic thieves on the busiest
shopping day of the year. Because the loveably hapless hero
embodies numerous qualities infrequently championed on-screen
nowadays -- including chivalry, diligence and honesty -- any
moderately untoward moments in director Steve Carr's effort are
eclipsed by a positive message concerning respect for those not
usually deemed successful or attractive, particularly those who
don't fit the ideal body mold in our looks-conscious society.
Frequent violence of a slapstick nature, some suggestive humor,
several instances of crude and crass language, and one sequence
involving alcohol use. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"Peacework:
Prayer, Resistance, Community," by Father Henri Nouwen with
foreword by Father John Dear
SJ. Orbis Books (Maryknoll, N.Y., 2005) 127 pp.
$16
Some of us likely have had the strange experience of spotting, in
the course of our daily business, one of the yellow-and-black fallout
shelter signs that popped up during the Cold War and still linger. The
black circle with the three inverted yellow triangles seemed to burn
itself into the national consciousness, both capturing and evoking the
nation's dread of a massive nuclear war.
This is the specter that haunts Father Henri Nouwen's "Peacework:
Prayer, Resistance, Community," a collection of some of the Dutch
spiritual writer's work from the 1980s compiled by Jesuit priest and
anti-war activist Father John Dear (who also wrote the book's foreword).
"Peacework" represents Father Nouwen's vision of a spirituality of
peace, which is based on the premise that being a peacemaker is a
fundamental part of the Christian vocation. This obligation is not
lessened, in his view, by the lamentable fact that the person who
advocates peace is inevitably labeled a naive dreamer.
With its focus on the would-be peacemaker's need for inner
conversion, however, the book is as much about Father Nouwen's spiritual
wrestling match with himself as it is about his opposition to nuclear
weapons. One also detects a certain existential angst in lines like "Men
and women work in offices under neon lights, sitting behind metal desks,
drinking instant coffee from paper cups, eating their lunch out of a
paper bag, and often wondering if they make any contribution at all."
Thus, despite Father Nouwen's often beautiful writing, "Peacework"
seems at times in danger of collapsing under its own ominous weight.
That aside, the book serves as a reminder that though the arms race may
be over the world now faces the daunting challenge of reducing nuclear
stockpiles -- something that continues to prove remarkably difficult.
"Penelope"
(Summit Entertainment)
Rated "PG"
Likable romantic fairy tale about an otherwise beautiful London heiress
(Christina Ricci) who, as the result of an ancestral curse, was born with a
pig's snout and who, with the help of her domineering mother (Catherine O'Hara)
and diffident father (Richard E. Grant) must avoid exposure by a tabloid
reporter (Peter Dinklage) while searching for the man whose love can lift the
spell, the two main candidates being an upper-class twit (Simon Woods) and a
warm-hearted musician (James McAvoy) with a gambling problem. Director Mark
Palansky's film establishes its unlikely premise quite successfully and offers
some valuable observations about skin-deep beauty and self-acceptance, but the
plot lags in places and the groundwork for a convincing central relationship is
never really completed. Occasional crass language and innuendo, and suicide and
adultery references. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America rating
is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for
children.
"The
Perfect Game" (IndustryWorks)
Rated "PG"
Rousing, faith-infused sports drama, based on real events,
recounting the unlikely odyssey of a ragtag boys baseball team
from Monterrey, Mexico, who, under the spiritual guidance of a
devout but down-to-earth priest (Cheech Marin) and the
leadership of a hard-driving coach (Clifton Collins Jr.) travel
to the U.S. to compete in the 1957 Little League championship
tournament, achieving a string of unexpected victories against
far more advantaged teams. As directed by William Dear, W.
William Winokur's script unambiguously presents the young
players' Catholicism as the inspiration not only for their
winning streak, but for their persistent refusal to allow either
their impoverished circumstances or the disdainful prejudice
they frequently encounter north of the border to deprive them of
their dream, though a brief scene of Marin's otherwise estimable
character celebrating a Tridentine Mass presents an image of
worship so sloppy and repetitive as to approach unintentional
parody. Racial tensions, ethnic slurs and a few mildly earthy
insults. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"A Perfect Getaway" (Rogue)
Rated "R"
Newlyweds (Steve Zahn and Milla Jovovich) on a hiking honeymoon
in a remote area of Hawaii fear that an unwed couple they've
befriended (Timothy Olyphant and Kiele Sanchez) may be serial
killers on the lam. After a reasonably intriguing central twist,
though one that fails to jibe entirely with what has gone
before, director David Twohy's thriller becomes overwrought and
excessively violent. Considerable action violence, some of it
gory, cohabitation, drug use, rear and partial nudity, a
half-dozen uses of profanity, and much rough and crude language.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The Perfect
Holiday" (Yari)
Rated "PG"
Amiable romantic comedy, narrated by "Mrs. Christmas" (Queen
Latifah), in which a divorced mother of three (Gabrielle
Union) must cope with the machinations of her egotistical
rap star ex-husband (Charles Q. Murphy) and the resistance
of her 10-year-old son (Malik Hammond) as she gradually
falls, with the help of her daughter (Khail Bryant), for a
songwriter and shopping-mall Santa (Morris Chestnut) who's
posing as an office supply salesman. Most of the humorous
complications of director Lance Rivera's film work well
enough, though the end product falls well short of its
titular adjective. Implied premarital sex, divorce, some
crass expressions and one mild profanity. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material
may not be suitable for children.
"Perfume: The Story of a Murderer"
(Paramount/DreamWorks)
Rated "R"
Deeply disturbing but hypnotic story set in 18th-century France
about an orphan (Ben Wishaw) -- impoverished and abused but gifted
with an extraordinary sense of smell -- who apprentices to a
perfumer (Dustin Hoffman), after which -- incapable of normal love
-- he becomes a serial killer in his quest to capture the scents of
his young female victims, ultimately targeting the virginal daughter
(Rachel Hurd-Wood) of a wealthy merchant (Alan Rickman) desperate to
protect her. Director Tom Tykwer's artful adaptation of Patrick
Suskind's 1985 best-seller shows sensitivity in telling a story
which could be utterly repellent in other hands, and without
justifying the terrible deeds, succeeds in illuminating the
protagonist's strange motivation with Christian compassion.
Reasonably restrained in its violence, the film will clearly not be
to every taste and should be approached with caution. Aberrant
violence including murder and bloodshed, partial nudity, an
unflattering ecclesiastical character, and a climax involving mass
eroticism with long-shot nudity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The
Lightning Thief" (Fox)
Rated "PG"
A mildly troubled New York high school student (Logan Lerman)
discovers his true identity as a demigod -- offspring of the
Greek sea god Poseidon (Kevin McKidd) and a human mother
(Catherine Keener) -- and embarks on a quest to prevent a war
among the deities of Mount Olympus, assisted by a semi-divine
teen girl warrior (Alexandra Daddario) and a courageous but
untested adolescent satyr (Brandon T. Jackson). Director Chris
Columbus' glossy but shallow screen version of the first in
novelist Rick Riordan's best-selling series of children's novels
relies on some slick special effects to keep the adventure
moving forward, though the titular hero's transformation from a
12- to a 17-year-old introduces elements unsuitable for some of
the book's younger fans, while parents who see the tale's
mythological premise as more than a literary device will
hesitate to allow impressionable youngsters to view it. Pagan
themes, brief domestic discord, a few instances of sexual
innuendo, a couple of crass terms. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG --
parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable
for children.
"Persepolis" (Sony Classics)
Rated "PG-13"
Unusual animated film for adults about the coming of age of a feisty
young girl (voice of Chiara Mastroianni) in Tehran, Iran, in the
troubled years after the fall of the shah's regime; amid the ensuing
fundamentalist repression and the violence of the war with Iraq, her
politically savvy parents (Catherine Deneuve and Sean Penn) and
grandmother (Gena Rowlands) send her to school in Vienna, Austria,
for safety, where she feels like an outsider. Marjane Satrapi (on
whose life the film is based) and Vincent Paronnaud's absorbing,
mostly black-and-white feature gives a valuable historical overview
of the social and political situation, but what stays with the
viewer is the powerful sense of family. Excellent English edition of
the French original. Some rough and crude language and profanity,
some brief violent imagery including torture and executions, sexual
references, a couple of nonmarital relationships, the acceptability
of divorce and brief drug use; acceptable for mature teens. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13. |
"The Phantom of the Opera" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Opulent film version of Andrew Lloyd Webber's long-running musical about the
disfigured madman in an 1870 opera house in Paris, the young soprano whom he
coaches from behind her dressing room mirror, and the young count who loves
her. Joel Schumacher's film is visually magnificent, and the lush soundtrack
offers a fine earful, but the Phantom (Gerard Butler) is portrayed as too
much the handsome Byronic hero to be truly terrifying, Christine (Emmy
Rossum) is beautiful but dolefully impassive, and Raoul (Patrick Wilson)
bland, with unconvincing lip-syncing that detracts from the drama. Miranda
Richardson, Minnie Driver, Simon Callow and Ciaran Hinds excel in supporting
roles. Fleeting rear nudity by a background extra, a few coarse words and
some violence. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Phat Girlz"
(Fox Searchlight)
Rated "PG-13"
Romantic comedy about an aspiring plus-size fashion designer (Mo'Nique)
riddled with insecurities, who wins a trip to Palm Springs, Calif.,
where she -- accompanied by her skinny cousin (Joyful Drake) and plump
best friend (Kendra C. Johnson) -- is wooed by an attractive Nigerian
doctor (Jimmy Jean-Louis), who explains that in his homeland ladies of
her size are the ideal of beauty. Written and directed by Nnegest Likke
and with a vivacious performance by Mo'Nique, the sporadically
entertaining film encourages self-esteem and self-acceptance, but this
positive message is somewhat sullied by its freewheeling attitude toward
premarital sex and its bawdy tone. Recurring sexual banter and lewd
humor, including an erotic dream sequence, several sexual encounters,
suggestive costumes, pervasive crass language and a few instances of
profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L
-- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling.
"Pierrepoint: The
Last Hangman" (IFC)
Rated "R"
Well-made British film argues against capital punishment by
telling the true story of one of England's most prolific
executioners, Albert I. Pierrepoint, staunchly portrayed by
talented character actor Timothy Spall. Director Adrian
Shergold generally avoids sensationalism when depicting
Pierrepoint's grim stock in trade, but the morally correct
treatment becomes somewhat heavy-handed when the narrative
takes an unbelievable turn that solidifies Pierrepoint's
growing disillusionment with his duties. Numerous
nongraphic hangings, a mostly clothed adulterous encounter,
full frontal female and rear male nudity involving corpses,
a few instances of crass language. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Pineapple Express"
(Columbia/Relativity)
Rated "R"
A pot-smoking process server (Seth Rogen) and his pusher (James Franco) go on
the lam after he accidentally witnesses a rub-out by a drug lord (Gary Cole) and
a corrupt policewoman (Rosie Perez) and leaves a joint of the rare titular breed
of marijuana at the scene. A muted anti-drug message and an over-the-top
celebration of friendship fail to redeem director David Gordon Green's frenzied,
vulgar and excessively violent action comedy. Graphic mayhem, including
mutilation, drug use, sexual humor, pervasive rough and crude language, and
several profanities. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The Pink Panther 2"
(MGM-Columbia)
Rated "PG"
Modestly amusing sequel in which bumbling, but ultimately
brilliant Inspector Clouseau (Steve Martin) joins an
international dream team of detectives (Alfred Molina, Andy
Garcia, Yuki Matsuzaki and Aishwarya Rai Bachchan) to solve the
theft of various national treasures, a pursuit aided by his
loyal assistant (Jean Reno) and his secretly beloved secretary
(Emily Mortimer). Despite a lavishly talented cast, which also
includes John Cleese and Lily Tomlin, director Harald Zwart's
addition to the decades-old franchise has little more to offer
than some effectively chaotic slapstick, though the humor in
comic scenes featuring a kindly fictional pope is at Clouseau's
expense, not the church's. An implied premarital encounter
and some sexual and mildly irreverent humor. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental
guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for
children.
"Piranha 3D" (Dimension)
Rated "R"
In this schlocky horror flick, ultra-decadent spring-break
festivities on an Arizona lake turn deadly after seismic
activity unleashes prehistoric fish with an appetite for
slatternly coeds and the otherwise ethically challenged. The
local sheriff (Elisabeth Shue) must try to save her teenage son
(Steven R. McQueen) and his two younger siblings (Sage Ryan and
Brooklynn Proulx). The predatory fish have nothing on director
Alexandre Aja's voyeuristic camera, which takes as much prurient
delight in watching gyrating bodies in party mode as it does in
showing them get shredded and dismembered. Intense graphic
violence, including a decapitation, numerous severed torsos, and
other mutilated and dismembered bodies and body parts; full
frontal female nudity; much groping and kissing, some of it
same-sex; frequent profane, rough and crude language; repeated
scenes of underage drinking; and an instance of drug use. The
Catholic News Service classification is O -- morally offensive.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under
17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Pirates
of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" (Disney)
Rated "PG-13"
In the adequate fourth movie inspired by the amusement park
ride, Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) leads various seafarers
-- his nemesis Captain Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush), an old flame
(Penelope Cruz) and the evil pirate Blackbeard (Ian McShane) --
to the Fountain of Youth. Applying a Broadway musical
sensibility, director Rob Marshall ("Chicago") cannot dispel the
feeling that the franchise has grown long in the tooth. Although
admirably straightforward, the picture lacks visual grandeur and
the jolly, swashbuckling energy that has made the series so
popular. Recurring action-adventure violence and peril,
including nongraphic knife play and swordplay; some lightly
suggestive humor and innuendo; several scary sequences; one rude
expression; and frequent alcohol consumption. The Catholic News
Service classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Pirates of
the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" (Disney)
Rated "PG-13"
Cockeyed pirate Capt. Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), Will Turner (Orlando
Bloom) and Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley) batten down the hatches for
another round of high-sea hijinks -- involving a villainous British
bureaucrat (Tom Hollander), sea monsters, comical cannibals, a ghost
ship and a quest to find the locker of fabled Davy Jones (Bill Nighy) --
in this highly entertaining, if slightly darker, sequel to the 2003
sleeper hit based on the Disney theme-park ride. Director Gore Verbinski
delivers more of the same rip-roaring fun as in the original, the film's
skeletal plot kept afloat by the deftly executed swashbuckling
slapstick, imaginative visuals and Depp's show-stealing performance.
Recurring action-adventure violence and peril, including a nongraphic
throat cutting and off-screen executions, a fleeting gruesome image,
some intense sequences and frightening supernatural effects, voodoo
hokum, lightly suggestive humor and innuendo, and a mildly rude
expression. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's
End" (Disney)
Rated "PG-13"
Generally listless third leg of blockbuster voyage has Elizabeth
(Keira Knightley), Will (Orlando Bloom) and Barbossa (Geoffrey
Rush) bringing Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) back from the dead
before leading a rainbow coalition of pirates against the
tyrannical forces of the East India Company. Evidently director
Gore Verbinski and crew ran out of cinematic provisions while
making this talky, mirth-free installment; its splintered story
line and lack of swashbuckling action suggest fatigue, which
allowed the creative equivalent of scurvy to set in.
Recurring action-adventure violence and peril, including
hangings and characters run through with swords; fondling and
kissing of a bare female leg; suggestive humor and innuendo;
voodoo incantations; and a crude expression. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A
VeggieTales Movie" (Universal)
Rated "G"
Breezy computer-animated children's adventure in which a trio of
self-doubting anthropomorphized vegetables (one voiced by Mike
Nawrocki, the others by Phil Vischer) who work at a
pirate-themed dinner theater get the chance to prove their
mettle when they're transported back in time and given the
chance to save a prince (Yuri Lowenthal) and princess (Laura
Gerow) from the nefarious designs of their power-hungry uncle
(Cam Clarke). Nawrocki, who also directed, creates a wholesome,
thoroughly enjoyable film which, despite some technical
limitations, manages to convey its message about the real nature
of heroism quite effectively. Some mild bathroom references.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I
-- general patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is G -- general audiences. All ages admitted.
"Pirate Radio" (Focus)
Rated "R"
Energetic but sexually freewheeling ensemble comedy, set in
mid-1960s Britain, in which a rebellious teen (Tom Sturridge) is
sent by his mother (January Jones) to live on an oil tanker that
has been converted into an offshore radio station (led by Bill
Nighy) where a team of eccentric disc jockeys (most prominently
Philip Seymour Hoffman and Rhys Ifans) broadcast the rock 'n'
roll music that the government-sponsored BBC will not. As they
battle a bureaucrat's (Kenneth Branagh) efforts to shut them
down, he pursues romance with a shipboard visitor (Talulah
Riley). Written and directed by Richard Curtis, this fact-based
frolic's potentially buoyant celebration of music and
camaraderie is torpedoed by its implicit acceptance of all
manner of bedroom shenanigans. Benign view of casual, group
and gay sex and of drug and condom use, brief rear nudity, a
pornographic image, some irreverent and sexual humor, a couple
of profanities, at least 20 uses of the F-word. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Planet 51" (TriStar)
Rated "PG"
Delightful animated comedy based in a galaxy far, far away where little green
aliens live in a 1950s "Happy Days"-style suburbia, complete with white picket
fences, backyard barbecues and monster movies playing at the drive in. When a
real alien, in the shape of a human astronaut (voice of "The Rock," Dwayne
Johnson), drops from the sky, all heck breaks loose as this E.T. tries to return
home with the help of a gaggle of teens led by a shy would-be astronomer (voice
of Justin Long). Some mildly suggestive humor aside, co-directors Jorge
Blanco, Javier Abad and Marcos Martinez's generally wholesome film, which
features positive life lessons about friendship, loyalty, and acceptance of
others, offers fun for all ages. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-I -- general patronage. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be
suitable for children.
"Planet 51" (TriStar)
Rated "PG"
Delightful animated comedy based in a galaxy far, far away where
little green aliens live in a 1950s "Happy Days"-style suburbia,
complete with white picket fences, backyard barbecues and
monster movies playing at the drive in. When a real alien, in
the shape of a human astronaut (voice of "The Rock," Dwayne
Johnson), drops from the sky, all heck breaks loose as this E.T.
tries to return home with the help of a gaggle of teens led by a
shy would-be astronomer (voice of Justin Long). Some mildly
suggestive humor aside, co-directors Jorge Blanco, Javier Abad
and Marcos Martinez's generally wholesome film, which features
positive life lessons about friendship, loyalty, and acceptance
of others, offers fun for all ages. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental
guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for
children.
"A Plumm Summer" (Home Team/Fairplay)
Rated "PG"
Gentle and winning fact-based coming-of-age tale, set in 1968, in which a
13-year-old aspiring detective (Chris J. Kelly) and his girlfriend (Morgan
Flynn) search their small Montana hometown for the TV puppet with whom his kid
brother (Owen Pearce) is obsessed and who has made the show's host (Henry
Winkler) a local star, while he also supports his mother's (Lisa Guerrero)
struggles with his father's (William Baldwin) alcoholism. Director Caroline
Zelder's nostalgic first feature, narrated by Jeff Daniels, gleams with
innocence and affection, and takes full advantage of its magnificent rural
setting. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II --
adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG
-- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"The Polar Express"
(Warner
Bros)
Rated
“G”
Visually
captivating
animated
fantasy
--
in
which
Tom
Hanks
plays
five
separate
roles
--
about
a
doubting
young
boy
who
is
whisked
away
on
Christmas
Eve
aboard
a
magic
train
bound
for
Santa's
village
in
the
North
Pole.
Based
on
the
children's
novel
by
Chris
Van
Allsburg,
director
Rob
Zemeckis'
hauntingly
beautiful
fairy
tale
celebrates
childlike
wonder
and
--
though
secular
in
tone
--
imparts
a
profoundly
faith-friendly
message
about
the
importance
of
believing
in
things
that
can't
be
seen.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-I
--
general
patronage.
"Ponyo" (Disney)
Rated "G"
Enchanting English-language version of a Japanese animated fable
about a determined goldfish (voice of Noah Cyrus) who escapes
from the underwater realm of her domineering wizard father
(voice of Liam Neeson) to explore the world beyond, and comes
under the protection of a plucky, affectionate 5-year-old boy
(voice of Frankie Jonas), whose love for her is tested both
before and after her mysterious transformation into a little
girl. Originally written and directed by Hayao Miyazaki, the
mythic tale, inspired by Hans Christian Anderson's "The Little
Mermaid," uses masterful artistry to recapture the innocence and
wonder of childhood, while deftly delivering a warning against
environmental carelessness. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is G -- general
audiences. All ages admitted.
"Pooh's Heffalump Movie" (Disney)
Rated "G"
Delightfully sunny animated feature in which Winnie the Pooh (voiced by Jim
Cummings) and his pals -- Tigger, Piglet, Eeyore, Rabbit and Roo -- set out
to capture a Heffalump, a much-feared creature who has invaded their home in
the Hundred Acre Wood, and wind up learning a valuable lesson about treating
those who are different with kindness. Director Frank Nissen stays true to
the gentle spirit of A.A. Milne's beloved storybook tales, combining
traditional hand-drawn animation with a buoyant score -- including songs by
Carly Simon -- to create a heartwarming parable about friendship and
acceptance, which is as welcome as a tummy full of honey. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage.
"Poseidon"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Reasonably effective but inferior remake of 1972's luxury-liner disaster
film, as a tidal wave capsizes the vessel, and a sparring father (Kurt
Russell) and daughter (Emmy Rossum), her boyfriend (Mike Vogel), a
professional gambler (Josh Lucas), a single mother (Jacinda Barrett) and
child, and a Latina stowaway (Mia Maestro) attempt to flee through the
bottom of the boat. The character setup is dispatched within minutes,
and once disaster strikes director Wolfgang Petersen keeps the action
going, with above-average special effects and decent performances. A
few instances of profanity and crass expressions, intense but not
gruesome disaster violence, brief veiled sexual exchange, gambling and a
suicide attempt. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Post
Grad" (Fox Atomic)
Rated "PG-13"
After failing to secure her dream job, a recent college graduate
(Alexis Bledel) is forced to return home to her eccentric
parents (Jane Lynch and Michael Keaton) and feisty grandmother
(Carol Burnett) whose antics distract her from her employment
search and from her efforts to choose between her longtime
boyfriend (Zach Gilford) and a Brazilian-born ladies' man
(Rodrigo Santoro). A talented cast is becalmed, in veteran
animation director Vicky Jenson's live-action debut, by a
listless script which, though it boosts family solidarity, also
features a passionate encounter between characters who have
barely met and repeatedly refers to the importance of condom
use. Brief nongraphic, nonmarital sexual activity, occasional
sexual references, a half-dozen uses of profanity, at least one
use of the F-word, and some crude and crass language. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-
13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Power of Faith"
(2005)
Earnest tribute to Pope John Paul II by producer Robert Evans ("The Godfather").
Originally made in 1988 as a private gift to the late pontiff, the
music-video-style montage celebrates the life of John Paul from his youth in
Poland, through the war years under Nazi occupation,
to his election as pope and the attempt on his life by Turkish gunman Mehmet Ali
Agca. Told completely through images -- with a score by Yanni and occasional
subtitles but no narration -- the one-hour program is not so much a traditional
documentary as it is a musical collage of archival photos and film from the late
pope's childhood and world travels. Rare footage of the pope's reconciliatory
visit to his would-be assassin's prison cell is particularly touching. But while
Pope John Paul's charisma and compassion shine through, the reverent and
well-intentioned program is handicapped by its dated look and production
quality, though those with a special devotion to John Paul (and they are legion)
will especially be moved. The DVD includes a Spanish version with an
introduction by Ricardo Montalban. (Prelude Worldwide Ministries;
www.thepopemovie.com)
"Predators" (Fox)
Rated "R"
Dreary sci-fi sequel in which a random collection of human
warriors and criminals (most prominently Adrien Brody, Alice
Braga and Topher Grace) find themselves unwillingly and
mysteriously parachuted into a jungle by the
invisibility-cloaked aliens of the title who then hunt them for
sport. Despite a half-hearted last-reel lesson about the need to
maintain civilized values, director Nimrod Antal's addition to
the thriller franchise that began with 1987's "Predator" is
mostly a survey of nasty ways to die, while Alex Litvak's script
is chockablock with obscenities. Frequent graphic violence,
some of it gruesome, a few uses of profanity, pervasive rough
and crude language. The Catholic News Service classification is
O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The Prestige"
(Touchstone/Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Convoluted thriller about rival magicians (Christian Bale and Hugh
Jackman) in Victorian England who stop at nothing to sabotage (and
steal the trade secrets of) the other after the accidental death of
the latter's wife during a theatrical stunt. Director Christopher
Nolan's adaptation of Christopher Priest's novel is, thanks to the
self-serving characters, more unpleasant than intriguing and all the
double-dealing grows tiresome, despite the flair of the two leads
and the estimable support of Michael Caine as a retired conjurer and
Scarlett Johansson as the romantic love interest of both. Some
violence, including drownings, a suicide and a hanging, and some
crass words. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material
may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Pretty
Persuasion"
(Samuel Goldwyn)
Rated "NR"
Dark-edged satire about a maliciously manipulative 15-year-old (Evan
Rachel Wood) who recruits two classmates (Elisabeth Harnois and Adi
Schnall) in accusing one of their high school teachers (Ron Livingston)
of sexual misconduct, entangling all involved in a web of deceit that
has tragic consequences. Despite an impressive performance by his
Lolitaish lead, director Marcos Siega's cynical, mean-spirited and
unjustifiably raunchy revenge tale has pretensions of social commentary
but lacks any sympathetic characters and seems content to shock rather
than offer any real insights on the issues explored.
Recurring sexual
situations, including suggested sodomy and oral sex between minors, and,
in one case, between a teenage girl and an adult woman; masturbation; a
suicide; brief drug content; same-sex kissing; excessive explicit sexual
language; and some profanity, ethnic slurs and lewd humor. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"A Previous Engagement"
(Buccaneer)
Rated "O"
A Seattle librarian (Juliet Stevenson), on holiday in Malta with
her dull, inattentive husband (Daniel Stern), plans to
rendezvous with her suave French lover (Tcheky Karyo) from 25
years earlier. Even allowing for its often farcical structure,
writer-director Joan Carr-Wiggin's story, which strives for a
light, whimsical tone, never seems remotely grounded in reality
as the best comedies should be, the generally capable cast is
undermined by dialogue that rarely rings true, and the narrative
is marred by a shallow moral tone. Adultery, rough language,
crude expressions, the acceptability of premarital sex and
divorce, and brief drug use. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive. Not rated
by the Motion Picture Association of America.
"Priest"
(Screen Gems)
Rated "PG-13"
This malign futuristic horror exercise, set after an
apocalyptic war in which a distorted version of the Catholic
Church helped humanity to defeat a race of vampires, sees the
consecrated warrior of the title (Paul Bettany) defying his
dictatorial religious superiors (led by Christopher Plummer) --
who now hold Big Brother-style sway over society -- to go in
quest of his niece (Lily Collins), abducted during a fresh
outbreak of bloodsuckerviolence. Allying himself with the girl's
boyfriend (Cam Gigandet), he also gains the help of a
disenchanted priestess (Maggie Q) as together they battle to
thwart the ambitions of a new, seemingly invincible chieftain of
the undead (Karl Urban). Director Scott Stewart's adaptation of
Min-Woo Hyung's series of graphic novels depicts sacramental
practice in a borderline blasphemous way, appropriates cherished
Christian symbols to its own, often violent ends, and presents
the church as a corrupt, evil force against which its hero is
honor-bound to rebel. Pervasive anti-Catholicism, sometimes
approaching sacrilege; much morbid, occasionally bloody
violence; at least one use of profanity and of the F-word; and a
few crude and crass terms. The Catholic News Service
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"The Princess and the Frog"
(Disney)
Rated "G"
Enchanting animated musical, set in 1920s New Orleans, in which
a voodoo sorcerer (voice of Keith David) casts a spell that
complicates the lives of a visiting prince (voice of Bruno
Campos), the headstrong heiress he hopes to marry (voice of
Jennifer Cody) and her industrious working-class best friend
(voice of Anika Noni Rose). As directed and co-written by John
Musker and Ron Clements, the lavish hand-drawn romance, which
also features delightful voice work by Michael-Leon Wooley as a
jazz-loving alligator and Jim Cummings as a Cajun firefly,
emphasizes the value of love over material wealth and provides
quality entertainment for all ages, though images of
fire-breathing masks and evil sprites may scare some tots.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I
-- general patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is G -- general audiences. All ages admitted.
"The Price of Sugar"
(Uncommon)
Rated "NR"
Worthy documentary that recounts the struggle
of a Catholic missionary to gain basic social and economic
rights for Haitian workers exploited by the sugar industry in
the Dominican Republic. Directed by Bill Haney and narrated by
Paul Newman, the film provides a harrowing and unsettling look
at slavery-like labor conditions in the contemporary Caribbean,
but also celebrates the good that can spring from one
individual's deep religious commitment and from well organized,
nonviolent methods of mass resistance. Graphic depictions of
disease, children and adolescents bathing. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents. Not rated by the Motion Picture Association of
America.
"Pride"
(Lionsgate)
Rated "PG"
Inspirational true-life tale, circa 1971, about a coach (Terrence
Howard) who forms a swim team at a dilapidated Philadelphia community
house, demonstrating to the African-American youths that, despite the
poverty and crime around them, they can compete with privileged teens
both in the pool and in the world. The emotion-tugging efficiency of
director Sunu Gonera, a veteran of Coca-Cola and Nike commercials,
serves this period piece well, briskly hitting all its marks about hope,
teamwork, believing in oneself and overcoming adversity. A small amount
of crude and crass language (including two instances of the n-word), a
couple of scuffles and some vague threats of violence. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents.
"Pride and Glory" (Warner
Bros.)
Rated "R"
Powerful but often brutal drama of a family of New York police
officers (Edward Norton, Colin Farrell, Noah Emmerich and Jon
Voight, all solid) torn apart by a major corruption scandal.
Though director and co-writer Gavin O'Connor's absorbing drama
starts out noisily frenetic as a drug bust goes fatally awry,
the family elements eventually come to the fore, taking on the
dimensions of genuine tragedy, with that age-old conflict
between right and wrong in vivid play. Strong violence with
bloodshed, pervasive rough language and profanity, some crude
sexual expressions, drug use and suicide. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Pride &
Prejudice" (Focus)
Rated "PG"
Fine new version of Jane Austen's evergreen classic concerning the five
unmarried Bennet girls whose mother (Brenda Blethyn) is strenuously
determined to marry them off in 18th-century England, and the
crossed-signals romance between Elizabeth (Keira Knightley) and the
wealthy Darcy (Matthew Macfadyen) whose apparent dislike for each other
-- because of his arrogance and her judgmental attitude -- masks a
profound attraction. Director Joe Wright makes the settings more
realistically rough-hewn than usual, but even so the film is visually
stunning and its top-flight supporting players - Donald Sutherland, Judi
Dench, Penelope Wilton and Tom Hollander among them -- make this
highly recommendable for all ages. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage.
"Prime"
(Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Amusing, if morally problematic, New York-based story of a 37-year-old
divorcee (Uma Thurman) who falls in love with a 23-year-old Jewish
aspiring artist (Bryan Greenberg). Neither aware that he is the son of
her psychiatrist (Meryl Streep) -- who is determined her son will marry
within his faith, but finds herself with the ethical dilemma of helping
her client or protecting her son. Ben Younger's directorial debut is
well-acted, and has moments of charm, but is far too casual about the
premarital affair, though the affair is at least grounded by real love
and affection, and the ending is admirably realistic. Scattered
profanity, crude language and expressions, frank sexual talk, several
nonexplicit sex scenes, strongly permissive view of premarital sex, and
infidelity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L
-- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling.
"Primer"
(ThinkFilm)
Rated "PG-13"
Writer-director
Shane
Carruth's
low-budget
sci-fi
mindbender
about
a
pair
of
young
brainiacs
(Carruth
and
David
Sullivan),
who
--
while
working
out
of
their
garage,
trying
to
come
up
with
the
next
"big"
thing
--
discover
that
the
gizmo
they
invented
can
be
used
as
a
time
machine,
which
they
exploit
to
their
advantage,
leading
to
unforeseen
consequences.
Despite
an
intriguing
conceit
and
edgy,
no-frills
look,
the
film
is
weighed
down
by
its
indecipherable
plot
and
cryptic
techno-babble
dialogue
which
will
leave
many
viewers
scratching
their
heads.
Some
crude
language.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-II
--
adults
and
adolescents.
The
Motion
Picture
Association
of
America
rating
is
PG-13
--
parents
are
strongly
cautioned.
Some
material
may
be
inappropriate
for
children
under
13.
"Primeval" (Hollywood Pictures)
Rated "R"
Bloody action thriller about an American television news crew
(Dominic Purcell, Brooke Langton and Orlando Jones) dispatched to a
civil-war ravaged African nation to report on a giant crocodile
terrorizing the locals and to bring the beast back alive with the
help of a seasoned hunter (Jurgen Prochnow) and an Australian
reptile expert (Gideon Emery). Allegedly inspired by true events,
director Michael Katleman's mostly suspense-free "Jaws" rip-off is
undone by schlocky effects and a script that tries to wedge
social-conscience commentary into its B-movie plot. Much gory
violence, grisly images, recurring rough and crude language and some
sexual humor. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"The Princess Diaries 2:
Royal Engagement" (Disney)
Rated "G"
Once upon a time,
director Garry Marshall set out to make a sequel
to his mildly charming 2001 romantic teen comedy,
"The Princess Diaries."
And so a decree went out
to all the girl-power cliches in the land,
summoning them to his script, the result being the
sweet but schmaltzy "The Princess Diaries 2: Royal
Engagement."
For those who missed the
first film, Anne Hathaway plays Mia, a nerdy
American teenager who learned that she is next in
line for the throne of Genovia, a Monaco-like
realm somewhere in Europe whose national anthem
sounds surprisingly similar to that of Freedonia's
in the Marx Brothers' "Duck Soup."
In the original, Mia --
under the tutelage of her regal grandmother, Queen
Clarisse (Julie Andrews) -- was transformed from
the proverbial ugly duckling into a graceful royal
swan.
Now five years and one
Princeton degree later, Mia is turning 21 and,
with her grandma stepping down, is ready to assume
her role as ruler of Genovia. But there is one
major speed bump on the way to the castle:
Genovian law forbids an unmarried woman to be
crowned queen; the same stricture does not apply
to male heirs.
Faced with the coronation
conundrum, Genovia's parliament is left with two
options: Either Mia finds a suitable monarchical
mate in 30 days, or the crown passes to her royal
rival, Lord Nicholas Devereaux (Chris Pine), a
dashing homegrown prince whose claim is championed
by his Machiavellian uncle (John Rhys-Davies).
In the quest for a groom,
it is arranged for Mia to marry Lord Andrew Jacoby
(Callum Blue), a handsome young British blueblood.
The only problem is she finds herself falling for
Devereaux.
Will Mia choose true love
or duty? Or, will she have her royal wedding cake
and eat it too?
As in the first
"Diaries," the mediocre material is elevated
somewhat by the buoyant and beautiful Hathaway,
whose sunny smile could light up a small kingdom
or two. As always, Andrews adds a touch of
elegance to an otherwise graceless and clumsy
affair. Also returning are Heather Matarazzo as
Mia's old high school gal-pal, Lilly, and Hector
Elizondo as Queen Clarisse's head of security.
At least the original
film had a cute Pygmalion premise with Andrews
playing Prof. Higgins to Hathaway's goofy Eliza
Doolittle. This time around, the derivative humor
is spread thin and much more forced. The film also
lacks the freshness of the first installment, a
common malady among sequels -- unless, of course,
the protagonist is a green ogre, spins webs or has
the surname Corleone.
Pre-pubescent
princess-wannabes will undoubtedly find the
Cinderella-like ball gowns and tiaras enchanting,
but older viewers may find themselves pulling a
Sleeping Beauty for much of the film.
"The Princess Diaries 2"
is the most recent example of an emerging
subgenre, the feminist fairy tale. Along with
other recent wish-fulfillment fantasies like "The
Prince & Me" and "Ella Enchanted" (which also
starred Hathaway), "Diaries 2" freights the
traditional storybook formula with preachy dollops
of gender politics pap.
With Hollywood serving up
a steady stream of toxically violent and
hypersexualized fare, you would think that it
would be easy to give a G-rated film -- with
recognizable stars, glossy production values and a
name director -- an enthusiastic thumbs-up. Sadly,
that is not the case. Still, in this day and age,
Marshall deserves credit for making a movie that
eschews "edginess" in favor of a more wholesome
tone and has a positive, family-friendly message.
For that reason alone,
this is one "Engagement" you may want to keep.
In spite of some thematic
elements and a few brief kissing scenes, the USCCB
classification is A-I -- general patronage.
"Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time"
(Disney)
Rated "PG-13"
Plodding adaptation of the eponymous videogame series pits a
heroic orphan (Jake Gyllenhaal) against his adopted royal uncle
(Ben Kingsley) as he helps a princess (Gemma Arterton) safeguard
a time-altering dagger that has the potential to destroy
humankind. Hyperactive camerawork and frenetic special effects
squash any authentically human elements that director Mike
Newell might have brought to the loud, flashy proceedings, while
the script's presentation of religion involves an uneasy mix of
pagan mythology and vague monotheism. Frequent, moderately
intense violence, a number of frightening images, some sexual
innuendo. The Catholic News Service classification is A-II --
adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may
be inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Pink
Panther" (MGM-Columbia)
Rated "PG"
Amusing update of the Blake Edwards comedy series with Steve Martin
successfully assuming Peter Sellers' mantle as the impossibly inept
Inspector Clouseau who, this time, must solve the murder of a soccer
coach, with the assistance of a resourceful secretary (Emily Mortimer)
and an unflappable aide (Jean Reno), hired by the duplicitous police
chief (Kevin Kline) who hopes to solve the case himself and win the
Medal of Honor. Shawn Levy directs with a sure comic touch (a few comic
misfires notwithstanding), and despite some off-color humor and
knockabout slapstick, the film is relatively devoid of objectionable
elements. Some sexual humor and innuendo, some suggestive costuming,
crass expressions and humor, and slapstick violence, making this most
suitable for older adolescents and up. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Premonition" (MGM/Hyde Park/TriStar)
Rated "PG-13"
Effective time-warp thriller about wife (Sandra Bullock) who learns
her husband (Julian McMahon) has died in a car accident, only to
wake up and discover he's still alive and the dreadful event will
happen a few days later. Serious suspension of disbelief is required
on the viewer's part, but director Mennan Yapo directs with skill,
Bullock is riveting as she gradually pieces together the mystifying
events around her, and there's even that rare occurrence -- a fairly
positive priest character -- all in all making this unobjectionable
for older teens and up, despite the flagged elements below. A few
instances of profanity and expletives, a horrific car collision and
a couple of minor accidents involving blood, mild innuendo,
suggestion of adultery. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
"Pride"
(Lionsgate)
Rated "PG"
Inspirational true-life tale, circa 1971, about a coach (Terrence
Howard) who forms a swim team at a dilapidated Philadelphia
community house, demonstrating to the African-American youths that,
despite the poverty and crime around them, they can compete with
privileged teens both in the pool and in the world. The
emotion-tugging efficiency of director Sunu Gonera, a veteran of
Coca-Cola and Nike commercials, serves this period piece well,
briskly hitting all its marks about hope, teamwork, believing in
oneself and overcoming adversity. A small amount of crude and
crass language (including two instances of the n-word), a couple of
scuffles and some vague threats of violence. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents.
"Pride and Glory" (Warner
Bros.)
Rated "R"
Powerful but often brutal drama of a family of New York police
officers (Edward Norton, Colin Farrell, Noah Emmerich and Jon
Voight, all solid) torn apart by a major corruption scandal.
Though director and co-writer Gavin O'Connor's absorbing drama
starts out noisily frenetic as a drug bust goes fatally awry,
the family elements eventually come to the fore, taking on the
dimensions of genuine tragedy, with that age-old conflict
between right and wrong in vivid play. Strong violence with
bloodshed, pervasive rough language and profanity, some crude
sexual expressions, drug use and suicide. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Private Fears in Public Places"
("Coeurs") (IFC First Take)
Rated "NR"
Master French filmmaker Alain Resnais' superb adaptation of British
playwright Alan Ayckbourn's bittersweet comedy about six lonely
characters: a real estate agent (Andre Dussollier), his lovelorn
sister (Isabelle Carre), his religiously minded secretary (Sabine
Azema), a widowed bartender (Pierre Arditi), an alcoholic
ex-military man (Lambert Wilson) and his frustrated girlfriend
(Laura Morante). A humorous stage piece with a serious undertone
here becomes a breathtaking study of loneliness and alienation
thanks to sensitive performances, evocative music and rich
production design. Though Azema's character has proclivities wildly
at odds with her pious demeanor, her imperfections pointedly
represent the human flaws in all of us, while her faith is shown to
be completely genuine. Subtitles. Brief suggestion of
pornographic images, some rough and crude language, alcohol use,
some domestic discord, premarital situations and implied sexual
activity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults. Not rated by the Motion Picture Association of
America.
"The Prize
Winner of Defiance, Ohio" (DreamWorks)
Rated "PG-13"
Appealing true-life story of a 1950s' Midwestern housewife (Julianne
Moore in top form) with a knack for winning jingle-writing contests
which help support her large family (10 kids) and alcoholic husband (a
touching Woody Harrelson). Writer-director Jane Anderson's candy-colored
film is a whimsical evocation of that decade, filled with kitschy
visuals, but the story delivers a strong emotional punch, and a
resounding affirmation of the primacy of family and the importance of
forgiveness. Brief negative portrayal of a priest, alcoholism theme,
brief bloody aftermath of a car crash, and mild domestic violence,
including an episode involving blood. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"The
Producers" (Universal/Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
First-rate filming of Mel Brooks' Broadway megahit about a losing-streak
producer (Nathan Lane) and a stage-struck accountant (Matthew Broderick)
who hatch a scheme to bankroll a show that's doomed to failure -- an
Adolf Hitler musical -- and walk away with the investment. Director
Susan Stroman makes an auspicious film debut, faithfully re-creating her
original staging, while members of the Broadway cast are joined by a
funny Will Ferrell and Uma Thurman in this throwback to 1950s-era movie
musicals. Some bawdy and outrageous humor including gay stereotypes,
cross-dressing, sexual innuendo, suggestive costuming and dancing, some
crude language and comic violence. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Prom"
(Disney)
Rated "PG"
Wholesome but ho-hum high school-set romantic comedy in which a
variety of teen couples (principally clean-cut class president Aimee
Teegarden and mild bad boy Thomas McDonell) discover, renew or lose
love in the buildup to the big dance. Though it gathers some
emotional momentum as it proceeds, director Joe Nussbaum's low-key,
carefully choreographed social square dance is realistic enough that
the characters' problems seem relatively trivial but sufficiently
romanticized that a goodhearted, nerdy underclassman (Nolan Sotillo)
gets a shot at besting the captain of the varsity lacrosse team (De'Vaughn
Nixon) as they compete for the affections of a fetching sophomore
(Danielle Campbell). Appropriate and agreeable -- if not
especially enthralling -- entertainment for all. The Catholic News
Service classification is A-I -- general patronage. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested.
"The
Promise" (Warner Independent)
Rated "PG-13"
Fantasy romance set in China's mythic past about a beautiful princess
(Cecilia Cheung) whose childhood pact with a goddess to forsake true
love for worldly comfort reaps fateful consequences for her and the
three rivals vying for her affections: a renowned general (Hiroyuki
Sanada), his loyal, supernaturally swift slave (Jang Dong-Gun) and a
villainous duke (Nicholas Tse). Director Chen Kaige's epic tale of
desire and destiny explores universal themes of honor, self-sacrifice
and free will, but sacrifices character development and narrative
clarity in favor of sumptuous visuals and effects-heavy martial arts
sequences. Much stylized action violence, images of battlefield
carnage, a massacre scene, a flaming body and a sexual encounter, as
well as suggested bathing nudity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Prom
Night" (Screen Gems)
Rated "PG-13"
Leaden, formulaic slasher film in which an obsessed former
teacher (Johnathon Schaech) escapes from a mental hospital and
returns to stalk a high school student (Brittany Snow) whose
family he killed three years earlier, pursuing her through the
swanky hotel where she and her boyfriend (Scott Porter) are
attending the titular event and staying a step ahead of the
police detective (Idris Elba) who is trying to protect her.
Director Nelson McCormick's homage to the 1980 movie of the same
name displays more restraint than many examples of the genre,
but the final corpse count is still high. Some graphic
violence with gore, underage drinking, two uses of the s-word,
occasional crass language, some profanity, brief sexual talk and
innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"The
Proposal" (Touchstone)
Rated "PG-13"
To avoid being deported back to Canada, a hard-driving New York
book editor (Sandra Bullock) coerces her brow-beaten executive
assistant (Ryan Reynolds) into getting engaged, but the
hostility underlying their charade of love mellows during a
visit to his parents' (Mary Steenburgen and Craig T. Nelson)
Alaska home for his grandmother's (Betty White) 90th birthday.
Brief interludes of questionable humor and a largely predictable
plot aside, director Anne Fletcher's effervescent romantic
comedy is mostly a valentine to family affection and
against-the-odds ardor. Implied premarital sexual activity,
fleeting nudity, some sexual humor, a couple of crude and a
dozen crass words, at least two uses of profanity. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Proof" (Miramax)
Rated "PG-13"
Absorbing adaptation of David Auburn's award-winning Broadway play
concerning a young woman (Gwyneth Paltrow) coping with the mental
illness -- and subsequent death -- of her genius mathematician father
(Anthony Hopkins), and fearing that she may have inherited his madness.
Director John Madden has sensibly opened up the play for the screen, and
with strong performances by Paltrow, Hope Davis as her uptight sister,
and Jake Gyllenhaal as her father's ex-student, the play's theme that
some things -- like love and trust -- can never be "proven" in a
mathematical or scientific sense and must be verified in less concrete
terms resonates as well as ever. Scattered instances of profanity,
rough and crude language and expressions, a nongraphic premarital sexual
encounter, other brief sexual references, and drug use make this best
for older adolescents and up. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
"The Proposal"
(Touchstone)
Rated "PG-13"
To avoid being deported back to Canada, a hard-driving New York book editor
(Sandra Bullock) coerces her brow-beaten executive assistant (Ryan Reynolds)
into getting engaged, but the hostility underlying their charade of love mellows
during a visit to his parents' (Mary Steenburgen and Craig T. Nelson) Alaska
home for his grandmother's (Betty White) 90th birthday. Brief interludes of
questionable humor and a largely predictable plot aside, director Anne
Fletcher's effervescent romantic comedy is mostly a valentine to family
affection and against-the-odds ardor. Implied premarital sexual activity,
fleeting nudity, some sexual humor, a couple of crude and a dozen crass words,
at least two uses of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"The
Proposition" (First Look)
Rated "R"
Artful but unsparing 1880s-era Australian outback Western in which a
British law enforcement officer (Ray Winstone) gives a gang member (Guy
Pearce) the chance to save his jailed kid brother's life, provided he
finds and kills his vicious older brother (Danny Huston). Director John
Hillcoat's uneven film from a Nick Cave script is well acted, including
those by Emily Watson as the officer's delicate wife and John Hurt as a
drunken bounty hunter, and is not without moral complexity, but the
violence and bloodshed are exceedingly hard to take. Pervasive
brutality and violence, beatings, murder, rough language, a nongraphic
but disturbing rape. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling.
"P2" (Summit)
Rated "R"
Distasteful horror film about a young woman (Rachel Nichols) who,
after working late, is anxious to join her family's Christmas
celebration, but a psychotic parking attendant (Wes Bentley) has
other ideas. Director Franck Khalfoun, who co-wrote the generic
script, has only managed to serve up an offensively dull Christmas
pudding with dispiriting violence, only a few frights and
predictable plot turns. Significant violence and gore including
the killing of a dog, frequent rough language and profanity, and two scenes
of brief groping. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O
-- morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Public Enemies"
(Universal/Relativity)
Rated "R"
Polished dramatization of the last months of famed
Depression-era gangster John Dillinger (a commanding Johnny Depp)
as he orchestrates prison breaks, continues his bank-robbing
spree across the Midwest, repeatedly eludes capture by special
agent Melvin Purvis (Christian Bale) of the nascent FBI, and
romances Chicago coat-check girl Billie Frechette (Marion
Cotillard). Though the bullets fly in director and co-writer
Michael Mann's sleek adaptation of journalist Bryan Burrough's
2004 history, the violence never becomes excessive, and the
focus remains on Dillinger's complex personality, his perverse
popularity and the moral limits circumscribing law enforcement. Considerable action violence, brief torture, cohabitation,
brief nongraphic premarital sexual activity, at least one use of
the F-word, and occasional crude and profane language. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
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"Pulse" (Dimension)
Rated "PG-13"
Horror film about a college student (Kristen Bell) who, in trying to
get to the bottom of the suicide of her computer whiz boyfriend
(Jonathan Tucker), discovers -- together with her fellow dorm
residents (Christina Milian and Rick Gonzalez) and an off-campus
techie (Ian Somerhalder) -- that before taking his life he had
inadvertently activated a computer virus that opened a portal
between the living and the dead, enabling the departed to cross over
through computers or cell phones, with menacing, global
consequences. Director Jim Sonzero's bleak and listless remake
follows the blueprint of the 2001 Japanese original, but despite
some creepy effects, provides too few frights throughout its
incoherent plot and lacks the hauntingly understated eeriness of the
Asian version. Some scary and suspenseful sequences, a couple of
suggested sexual encounters, a suicide, some crude language and
humor, as well as a few instances of rough language and profanity.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. |
"Push" (Summit)
Rated "PG-13"
Dreary action adventure tale about a telekinetic American (Chris
Evans) living in Hong Kong who teams with his similarly
paranormal ex-girlfriend (Camilla Belle) and a tough-talking
psychic 13-year-old girl (Dakota Fanning) to thwart the
mind-controlling agent (Djimon Hounsou) of a secret and sinister
government department. Director Paul McGuigan's wearingly
overcomplicated film traces its main character's transformation
from loner to protector, but otherwise meanders from one armed
confrontation to the next. Considerable action violence,
implied premarital sexual activity, underage drinking, at least
one use of the F-word, half a dozen crude terms and a couple of
uses of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG -13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"The Pursuit of Happyness"
(Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Feel-good tale based on the true story of a selfless medical supply
salesman (an ever-appealing Will Smith) who, after his wife (Thandie
Newton) walks out, raises his 5-year-old son (Jaden Christopher Syre
Smith) on his own while pursuing a new career path as a stockbroker
in an unpaid internship while enduring financial struggles,
homelessness and other vicissitudes. A bit long and occasionally
repetitive, but there's a lump-in-the-throat payoff, and director
Gabriele Muccino's film scores high on the inspirational message
scale, with Smith's character doing all he can to nurture his son
under trying circumstances and projecting admirable decency
throughout. A few instances of crude language and marital discord.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II --
adults and adolescents.
"Puss
in Boots" (DreamWorks)
Rated "PG"
Screenwriter Tom Wheeler's exceptionally intelligent and
energetic script for this 3-D animated "Shrek" spinoff has the
title character (voice of Antonio Banderas) -- accompanied by
his childhood friend Humpty Dumpty (voice of Zach Galifianakis)
and newfound feline love interest (voice of Salma Hayek) --
going in quest of the goose that lays golden eggs. Director
Chris Miller's kid-friendly adventure combines imagery from
fairy tales with a story line that makes Puss a mischievous,
Zorro-like bandit to present a valuable lesson about the perils
of greed and dishonesty. Parents of young children should
know in advance, however, that one of the principal characters
dies. Intense action sequences. The Catholic News Service
classification is A-I -- general patronage. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested.
Q
"The Queen" (Miramax)
Rated "PG-13"
Absorbing British drama about the days following the death of
Princess Diana, as new Prime Minister Tony Blair (Michael Sheen)
tries to convince Queen Elizabeth (Helen Mirren) to express public
remorse about her former daughter-in-law, as public grief reaches
fever proportions. Stephen Frears directs beautifully, and even if
Peter Morgan's script is mostly speculative, what we see on-screen
plays convincingly, with a fine cast (including Alex Jennings, Helen
McCrory and Roger Allam) and Mirren whose crusty yet vulnerable
impersonation softens the anti-monarchist tone of the screenplay.
A couple of instances of mild profanity and a few crass expressions.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II --
adults and adolescents.
"Quantum of Solace" (Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Rapid-fire spy thriller in which iconic British intelligence
agent James Bond (Daniel Craig) battles a seemingly
respectable businessman (Mathieu Amalric) intent on
monopolizing worldwide natural resources. Bond is aided by
the executive's girlfriend (Olga Kurylenko) but hampered at
times by his own boss (Judi Dench). Director Marc Forster's
globe-trotting addition to the franchise features more
chases and gunfights than real drama, though a high level of
violence and Bond's sexual pleasure-seeking are somewhat
offset by a story line contrasting vengeance with
forgiveness. Strong action violence, a nongraphic scene
of rape, brief graphic nonmarital sexual activity, partial
upper female and rear nudity, occasional crude and crass
language, a couple of uses of profanity and a few sexual
references. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children
under 13.
"Quarantine"
(Screen Gems)
Rated "R"
Frenzied, intense and thoroughly silly horror film about an L.A. reality TV
reporter (Jennifer Carpenter) and her cameraman (Steve Harris) -- through whose
jerky lens all the action is viewed -- who, while filming a routine profile of
the local firefighters' night shift (Jay Hernandez and Johnathon Schaech), find
themselves sealed in an apartment building with mysteriously rabid tenants whose
voracious bites can kill and all external communication blocked. Writer-director
John Erick Dowdle works up an increasing lather as the infection and body count
spread, with the cocky reporter eventually reduced to a state of mounting
hysteria. Considerable violence and gore, though shown in quick shots; killings;
sporadic rough language and profanity; some crude expressions; and mad dogs,
rats, children and old ladies. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content
many adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Quinceanera" (Sony Classics)
Rated "R"
Beautifully crafted coming-of-age drama about good-hearted Los
Angeles teenager (Emily Rios) who finds herself unaccountably pregnant, and her
sexually confused cousin (Jesse Garcia) who are taken in by their gentle uncle (Chalo
Gonzalez) after their families reject them. Writer-directors Richard Glatzer and
Wash Westmoreland's colorful Sundance Film Festival winner with its moving
themes of tolerance, redemption and forgiveness overcomes some plot elements
that may not be to every taste. Brief violence, some rough and crude language,
sexual banter, premarital sex, a couple of nongraphic homosexual encounters, and
drug use. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
R
"Race
to Witch Mountain" (Disney)
Rated "PG"
Engaging sci-fi adventure about a Las Vegas cab driver (Dwayne
Johnson) and a UFO expert (Carla Gugino) who try to help two
alien children (AnnaSophia Robb and Alexander Ludwig) find their
spaceship and return home to head off an alien invasion of
earth, while relentlessly pursued by a federal UFO investigator
(Ciaran Hinds). Director Andy Fickman's reimagining of the 1975
"Escape to Witch Mountain" moves at a fast clip with likable
lead performances and elaborate special effects making this
recommendable family fare for all but young children who might
be bothered by some scary moments. Generally mild action
violence with explosions and gunshots. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG --
parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable
for children.
"Rachel Getting Married"
(Sony Classics)
Rated "R"
Tumultuous drama about a young woman (a fine Anne Hathaway) who
is released from a drug rehabilitation center for a weekend to
attend her sister's (Rosemarie DeWitt) interracial wedding,
resulting in a volatile reunion with friends and relatives,
including her divorced parents (Bill Irwin and Debra Winger),
and the groom's (Tunde Adebimpe) African-American family.
Directed by Jonathan Demme in almost documentary style with
lengthy set pieces, the film -- from a screenplay by Jenny Lumet
(daughter of director Sidney Lumet) -- ultimately presents a
strong affirmation of marriage and family despite some bitter
conflicts and long-festering resentments that rise to the
surface, and there are excellent performances from the ensemble
cast. Much conversational rough and crude language and some
profanity, a fleeting but graphic nonmarital sexual encounter, a
brief scene of strong domestic violence, drug references,
pregnancy out of wedlock and divorced characters. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent
or adult guardian.
"Rails & Ties" (Warner
Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Intimate, moving drama in which a terminally ill woman (Marcia
Gay Harden) and her emotionally repressed railroad engineer
husband (Kevin Bacon) find their failing relationship revived
when they surreptitiously shelter a boy (Miles Heizer) whose
mentally ill single mother (Bonnie Root) committed suicide by
parking in front of the husband's train. Director Alison
Eastwood, in her first feature, balances a plot that tugs
shamelessly at every heartstring with an understated approach
that generally forestalls sentimentality. Problematic
religious elements, upper female nudity, tense accident scene,
one use of the f-word, two crude words, one crass term and one
use of profanity. Acceptable for older teens. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Raise
Your
Voice"
(New
Line)
Rated
"PG"
Uplifting
'tween
drama
about
a
small-town
girl
(Hilary
Duff)
who
must
overcome
self-doubts
when
she
is
accepted
into
an
ultracompetitive
summer
music
program
at
a
prestigious
conservatory
in
Los
Angeles.
Directed
by
Sean
McNamara,
the
film
makes
up
for
a
lack
of
originality
with
its
positive,
heartfelt
message
and
appealing
performance
by
Duff.
A
fatal
car
crash,
an
instance
of
drunkenness
and
some
mildly
crude
language.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-II
--
adults
and
adolescents.
"Rambo" (Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
Toxically violent action flick in which the titular
character (Sylvester Stallone), now operating a Thai
longboat, reluctantly ferries a group of Christian
missionaries, led by a married couple (Julie Benz
and Paul Schulze), into Burma, then returns with a
band of mercenaries under the direction of a
foulmouthed Brit (Graham McTavish) to liberate them
from brutal captivity at the hands of Burmese
troops. Stallone, who also co-wrote and directed,
once again creates barbarous villains simply to
justify the vengeful mayhem his character proceeds
to wreak on them. Extremely graphic violence,
including dismemberment, torture, rape and beatings;
rear and upper female nudity; pervasive rough, much
crude and some crass language; and four uses of
profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or
adult guardian.
"Rango" (Paramount)
Rated "PG"
Sophisticated, comparatively edgy animated riff on Westerns during which a
lonely chameleon (voiced by Johnny Depp) stumbles upon a Mojave Desert town
where water and heroism are in short supply. Reteaming with the star of his
"Pirates of the Caribbean" series, director Gore Verbinski oversees a visually
striking, quite literate movie whose darker, existential ambitions would
befuddle and bore kids, when not scaring them, and whose passing, but
ill-advised foray into religious humor will jar on the sensibilities of many
grownups. Some fairly intense cartoon violence, brief irreverent and frequent
toilet humor, occasional innuendo and sexual references, an inaudible crude term
and at least one instance of crass language. The Catholic News Service
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable
for children.
"The Rape of Europa" (Menemsha)
Rated "NR"
Gripping documentary narrated by actress Joan Allen about Adolf
Hitler's plunder and destruction of thousands of Europe's most
famous artworks during World War II, and the subsequent efforts
to find those which survived and restore them. Based on the book
by Lynn H. Nicholas (who also appears), the film, written and
directed by Richard Berge, Bonni Cohen and Nicole Newnham, tells
a fascinating story as compelling as any dramatic film, and
poignantly demonstrates the lengths to which ordinary people
were willing to go to save these masterpieces, regardless of the
danger to their physical well-being. Some disturbing war
imagery. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-II -- adults and adolescents. Not rated by the Motion
Picture Association of America.
"Ratatouille"
(Disney/Pixar)
Rated "G"
Delectable animated tale of a cute rat (voiced by Patton
Oswalt) who, inspired by the spirit of a famous late chef
(Brad Garrett), develops his improbable passion for cooking
by becoming the secret adviser to an esteemed Paris
restaurant's hapless garbage boy (Lou Romano), turning the
latter into a star chef, while the eatery's jealous head
chef (Ian Holm) contrives to uncover the secret of the boy's
success. Writer-director Brad Bird's gorgeously animated
production has a rare sophistication that should entertain
adults as much as their children, while the messages of
teamwork, honesty and following one's dreams are strongly
conveyed. Subtle implication of a character born out of
wedlock. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-I -- general patronage. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is G -- general
audiences. All ages admitted.
"Ray"
(Universal)
Rated
"PG-13"
Jamie
Foxx
gives
a
bravura
performance
as
Ray
Charles,
in
this
superior
biographical
film
which
traces
the
legendary
singer's
life,
from
childhood
and
early
blindness
in
rural
Florida
to
his
rise
from
obscure
pianist
to
chart-topping
superstar,
as
he
battles
heroin
addiction
and
navigates
his
solid
home
life
with
romantic
liaisons
on
the
road.
Foxx's
impersonation
is
amazingly
accurate,
but
the
entire
cast
is
first-rate,
and
Taylor
Hackford's
direction
seamlessly
melds
the
satisfying,
often
exciting,
musical
numbers
with
the
solid
dramatic
aspects
of
the
story,
which
ends
on
an
inspirational
note
in
1966
with
Charles
conquering
his
drug
dependence.
A
handful
of
crude
and
profane
words,
sexual
innuendo,
racial
epithets,
drug
use
and
discreet
sexual
situations.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"Racing Stripes"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Delightful family comedy about an underdog zebra (voiced by Frankie Muniz)
who grows up believing that he is a racehorse and proves he has the heart of
a champion by finding his inner thoroughbred and -- with a little help from
a former horse trainer (Bruce Greenwood), his young daughter (Hayden
Panettierre) and some barnyard buddies (voiced by Whoopi Goldberg and Dustin
Hoffman, among others) -- competing for top racing honors in a prestigious
derby. Directed by Frederik Du Chau, this lively crowd-pleaser combines live
action and computer-generated talking animal effects -- think "Seabiscuit"
meets "Babe" -- and imparts a charming feel-good message about acceptance
and overcoming challenges by believing in yourself. Ethnic stereotyping and
some mildly crude language and humor. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Rails & Ties" (Warner
Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Intimate, moving drama in which a terminally ill woman (Marcia
Gay Harden) and her emotionally repressed railroad engineer
husband (Kevin Bacon) find their failing relationship revived
when they surreptitiously shelter a boy (Miles Heizer) whose
mentally ill single mother (Bonnie Root) committed suicide by
parking in front of the husband's train. Director Alison
Eastwood, in her first feature, balances a plot that tugs
shamelessly at every heartstring with an understated approach
that generally forestalls sentimentality. Problematic
religious elements, upper female nudity, tense accident scene,
one use of the f-word, two crude words, one crass term and one
use of profanity. Acceptable for older teens. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Ramona and Beezus" (Fox)
Rated "G"
Gentle, winning comedy about a good-hearted but accident-prone
9-year-old (Joey King) whose antics annoy her more conventional
teen sister (Selena Gomez) as their happy existence in an
idyllic Portland, Ore., suburb is temporarily overshadowed by
their accountant dad's (John Corbett) loss of his job, and the
resulting mild tensions between him and their mom (Bridget
Moynahan), but brightened again by the rekindled romance between
a favorite aunt (Ginnifer Goodwin) and her high school
sweetheart (Josh Duhamel). Traditional values and close-knit
family relationships reign in director Elizabeth Allen's
squeaky-clean, nostalgia-tinted adaptation of Beverly Cleary's
best-selling series of children's books and, though nothing very
momentous happens, what does take place transpires in the nicest
possible way. The Catholic News Service classification is A-I --
general patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is G -- general audiences. All ages admitted.
"The Reader" (Weinstein)
Rated "R"
Necessarily bleak but well-played and directed (by Stephen
Daldry) adaptation of Bernhard Schlink's controversial
best-seller set in postwar Germany about the morally complex
relationship between a lawyer (Ralph Fiennes) and the older
woman (superb Kate Winslet) with whom he had an affair when he
was a teenager (18-year-old David Kross), and to whom he would
read the great works of literature. Though that early liaison is
morally unacceptable, it serves as a metaphor for Germany's
collective guilt and its impact on later generations, gingerly
suggesting the possibility of emotional reconciliation.
Underage sexual relationship including several encounters,
nudity, divorce, suicide, disturbing Holocaust material. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Real Steel" (Disney)
Rated "PG-13"
Director Shawn Levy delivers an action-packed drama -- driven by
computer-generated special effects and set in the
not-too-distant future -- about robots who box and the
dysfunctional humans who train and fix them. One of the latter
(Hugh Jackman) is a washed-up fighter who finds his world turned
upside down by the arrival of his estranged 11-year-old son
(Dakota Goyo). Before long, the two bond over an unusual 'bot
named Atom, a pugilistic underdog who, rather predictably, gets
his shot at challenging the champ. Probably acceptable for older
adolescents. Cartoonish action violence, references to an
out-of-wedlock pregnancy, a bit of crude language and some mild
oaths. The Catholic News Service classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Reaping" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Former minister (Hilary Swank) whose family was killed several years
before while doing missionary work in Africa is now a nonbelieving
university professor called upon to investigate strange happenings
mirroring biblical plagues in the Louisiana swamplands, after a
river turns to blood and a strange child (AnnaSophia Robb) is blamed
for her brother's horrific death. A first-rate locust attack and
some creepy river sequences notwithstanding, director Stephen
Hopkins' horror fest is more silly than scary, with a disjointed
plot and choppy camerawork, while the putative religious elements,
including discussions about faith and a priest (Stephen Rea) who
tries to warn the professor that she's (gasp) "in danger," are
hardly inspirational. Some intense horror effects, killings,
blood, images of sick and dead people, a nongraphic sexual
encounter, mild innuendo and facts-of-life discussion, a few rough
and crude expletives and brief profanity, and many deceased cows and
frogs. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults.
"Rebound" (20th Century Fox)
Rated "PG"
Diverting, if formulaic, comedy about a hotheaded,
big-time college basketball coach (Martin Lawrence) who, after being
banned from coaching on the collegiate level, finds redemption by
turning a hapless junior high school hoop squad into winners and leading
them to the state championship. Directed by Steve Carr, the warmed-over
"Bad News Bears"-flavored premise has been done before (and much
better), but Lawrence scores some points in his first family-friendly
role, as does the film's feel-good message about teamwork, sportsmanship
and believing in yourself. Some mildly crude language and humor and
minor comic violence. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"RED" (Summit)
Rated "PG-13"
Witty but mayhem-packed spy caper in which a retired CIA agent (Bruce Willis)
and his newfound girlfriend (Mary-Louise Parker) take to the road after being
targeted for death by a high-level government and business cabal. Their efforts
to unravel the conspiracy -- and to evade the hit man (Karl Urban) tasked with
eliminating them -- are aided by a trio of the operative's old associates
(Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich and Helen Mirren). They are allies who range
from the reliable (Freeman) to the entertainingly flaky (Malkovich). Director
Robert Schwentke's amusingly executed adaptation of Warren Ellis and Cully
Hamner's graphic novel features a refreshingly chaste central romance. But its
succession of gunfights and explosions, though mostly stylized, restrict its
appropriate audience. Frequent, largely bloodless violence, brief gruesome
imagery, a couple of uses of profanity, at least one use of the F-word, some
crude language. The Catholic News Service classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Redline" (Chicago Pictures)
Rated "PG-13"
Over-the-top action movie about illegal road racing in which a
war hero (Nathan Philips) avenges the racing death of his
brother (Jesse Johnson) and rescues a race-car driver (Nadja
Bjorlin) from his shady high-rolling uncle (Angus Macfadyen).
Director Andy Cheng's style is halfway between a music video and
a video game, and the tone is a regrettable celebration of
material excess. Some crude and crass language; mild sexual
innuendo; an excessive amount of skimpily dressed women, though
no nudity; some bloodless fight scenes; shots fired and
explosions; and two killings. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Red Riding Hood"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
This uninvolving update of the classic fairy tale, set in an
imaginary medieval village, finds the maiden of the title
(Amanda Seyfried) pursued by the youth she has loved since
childhood (Shiloh Fernandez), by the scion (Max Irons) of
the richest family in town -- to whom her parents (Virginia
Madsen and Billy Burke) have betrothed her -- and, to a
different end, by the local werewolf. A priest (Gary Oldman)
renowned for laying lycanthropes low arrives, but turns out
to be a cynical, sensual inquisitor. As directed by
Catherine Hardwicke, the glum proceedings are low on
entertainment value or emotional impact, while the
off-kilter portrayal of the church makes this "Twilight"
wannabe totally unsuitable for targeted teen audiences.
Skewed treatment of Catholicism, brief nongraphic premarital
sexual activity, moderate but sometimes gory violence. The
Catholic News Service classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would
find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material
may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Reign Over Me" (Columbia)
Rated "R"
Singularly offbeat, albeit poignantly etched, buddy film about a
successful dentist (Don Cheadle) who meets up with and tries to
rehabilitate his college roommate (Adam Sandler), once a dentist
himself and now sadly childlike, suffering from post-traumatic
stress disorder as a result of his wife and children perishing Sept.
11, 2001, and in the process comes to terms with some of his own
emotional issues. Writer/director Mike Binder's drama is
well-intentioned, and Sandler pulls off a difficult part with
distinction, but the script is paradoxically original yet formulaic
with often implausible character motivation, though the 9/11 theme
and Sandler's heart-wrenching character tug at the emotions.
Pervasive rough and crude language and occasional profanity, some
forthright and crass sexual discussion, and emotional outbursts. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would
find troubling.
"Religulous"
(Lionsgate)
Rated “R”
Comedian and TV host Bill Maher attacks spiritual beliefs and
religion by traveling the globe interviewing officials and
adherents of various faiths -- Christian, Jewish, Muslim and
Mormon, among them -- subjecting all to ridicule. Ignoring both
the good done by religious people and institutions and the
millions murdered by militantly atheist regimes in the past
century, he seeks out a parade of people who make all-too-easy
targets, but does not grapple with the answers the great
religions offer to the serious questions people face. His
sneering dismissal of all religious beliefs as mere superstition
makes director Larry Charles' documentary blatantly irreverent
and journalistically spurious. A consistently irreligious,
sometimes blasphemous, tone; rough language; crass expressions
and some profanity; brief sexual references and imagery; and
upper female nudity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Remember Me"
(Summit)
Rated "PG-13"
Less than memorable romantic drama about the relationship
between an angst-ridden twentysomething New York bohemian
(Robert Pattinson) and the university student (Emilie de
Ravin) he initially dates as a practical joke to get back at
her policeman father (Chris Cooper) for roughing him up and
arresting him, but for whom he eventually falls in earnest.
Director Allen Coulter's young sophisticates play cutesy
when not dwelling on the losses -- his brother's early death
and her mother's murder -- that help them bond. Along with
glamorizing the couple's premature sexual union, as well as
their eventual shacking up, Will Fetters' script moves
toward a climax related to real-life events that many will
find distastefully manipulative. Cohabitation,
passionate, but nongraphic premarital sexual activity, a
couple of uses of profanity, some sexual references and
jokes, including a promiscuous character, frequent smoking,
at least one drug reference, a few rough and numerous crude
terms. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children
under 13.
"Renaissance" (Miramax)
Rated "R"
Interesting animated film set in the Paris of 2054 about a kidnapped
scientist (Romola Garai), the former protege of a renowned
geneticist (Ian Holm), who works for a sinister megacompany
promising eternal youth and beauty, and the cop (voiced by Daniel
Craig) assigned to rescue her, assisted by the woman's older sister
(Catherine McCormack), who fends off the sinister forces of the
company's vice president (Jonathan Pryce) with his own motives for
finding her first. Director Christian Volckman's debut feature film
-- basically a graphic novel come to life -- has a sometimes overly
complex plot that, in its essentials, we've seen before, but the
striking black-and-white design and committed acting by the
prestigious voice talent hold your interest.
Action violence,
scenes of peril, murder, a brief nongraphic sexual scene, partial
nudity elsewhere, some innuendo, and rough and crude language. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Rendition"
(New Line)
Rated "R"
Quietly intense thriller about a wife's (Reese Witherspoon)
efforts to discover the whereabouts of her Egyptian-born
husband (Omar Metwally) who has been abducted by the U.S.
government upon returning to the States from a business
trip, and taken to an unspecified North African country
where he is tortured and interrogated as a suspected
terrorist, while a novice CIA analyst (Jake Gyllenhaal) is
given the task of monitoring the case. Director Gavin Hood
raises valid questions about the government's use of this
abduction procedure called "extraordinary rendition" in
combating terrorism, yet the ambiguity about the Egyptian
character is frustrating, and a time twist at the end seems
rather pointless, but the film is absorbing throughout, and
Meryl Streep has a good role as the CIA honcho who orders
the arrest. Torture, shadowy partial and rear nudity, a
nonmarital relationship, brief profanity, and a suicide
bombing with bloodshed. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Reno 911!: Miami"
(Fox/Paramount)
Rated "R"
Ultraraunchy, big-screen version of the Comedy Central cable-TV series
has the bumbling deputy sheriffs from Reno (Robert Ben Garant, Thomas
Lennon and Kerri Kenney-Silver) traveling to Miami for a police
convention. Due to an act of bioterrorism that confines all the real
cops to the meeting hall, the eight hapless officers are forced to
patrol Miami's sun-drenched streets and must deal with a beached whale,
a drug kingpin and their own perverse sexual tendencies. Amazingly, they
save the day; yet watching the warped crudity on parade is too high a
price to pay for justice in director and co-writer Garant's putative
comedy. Pervasive vulgar language, nudity, sex acts, masturbation,
scatological humor, episodes of cartoonish violence and drug use. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive.
"Rent"
(Revolution)
Rated "PG-13"
Imaginative expansion of the late Jonathan Larson's long-running
Broadway musical -- an updating of "La Boheme" -- about the lives and
loves of New York's East Village artists, several of them HIV-positive.
Director Chris Columbus has remained largely faithful to the original --
and many of the original cast members reprise their roles here -- while
the dissolute lifestyles of some of the characters take second place to
the overriding themes of love, connection and fellowship, and the film
encapsulates a significant cultural era. Implied drug use, same-sex
relationships, suggestive dancing and movement, some rough and crude
language and an anti-establishment outlook. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Repo Men"
(Universal)
Rated "R"
Extremely violent futuristic thriller about two men (Jude
Law and Forest Whitaker) whose job is to repossess
artificial human organs when the recipient falls behind on
exorbitant interest payments owed to a malevolent
corporation. Despite a major twist involving virtual
technology, there's scant evidence that director Miguel
Sapochink wants to spin a profound science-fiction yarn, let
alone offer a serious cautionary tale or insightful social
satire; with no redeeming qualities to offset the butchery
and degradation, it counts instead among the most
distasteful and morally barren movies to appear in recent
years. Unrelenting brutal, graphic violence; grisly
images of surgical incisions and operations; instances of
drug use; fleeting glimpses of bystanders engaged in sex
acts; several implied or simulated nonmarital sexual
encounters between the leading male and female characters;
partial rear nudity; and pervasive rough, crude and profane
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Requiem" (IFC)
Rated "NR"
Truth-inspired, but fictionalized, drama set in Germany about a
sheltered, devoutly Catholic, epileptic college student (Sandra
Huller) who suffers increasingly severe episodes and comes to
believe that she is possessed by demons, prompting conflicting
responses from her religious parents (Burghart Klaussner and Imogen
Kogge), parish priests (Walter Schmidinger and Jens Harzer) and
secular-minded students (Nicholas Reinke and Anna Blomeier). Loosely
based on the same 1976 case as "The Exorcism of Emily Rose,"
director Hans-Christian Schmid's deliberately paced consideration of
faith, psychology and suffering avoids sensationalism and horror
cliches for sober realism. Schmid maintains respectful impartiality
in presenting the various points of view -- taking the family's
beliefs seriously -- and though the film would seem to suggest a
scientific, rather than a supernatural, explanation, it ultimately
remains inconclusive on the central question. Subtitles.
Disturbing scenes of mental affliction or possible demonic
possession, an implied sexual encounter and some crude language. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults.
"Reservation Road"
(Focus/Random House)
Rated "R"
Riveting drama about the efforts of an increasingly obsessive
father (Joaquin Phoenix) to identify the driver (Mark Ruffalo)
who killed his son in a hit-and-run accident, while the
guilt-racked offender, a father with a boy the same age,
struggles to do the right thing. Director and co-writer Terry
George's film -- from co-writer John Burnham Schwartz's 1998
novel -- has considerably more moral complexity than your
standard revenge melodrama, while Phoenix and Ruffalo are each
superb in difficult roles. A violent though nongraphic car
accident; some profanity, rough language and crude expressions;
and domestic discord. Acceptable for older teens. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Resident Evil: Extinction"
(Screen Gems)
Rated "R"
When an international conglomerate unleashes a virus on the
world, most people are turned into flesh-eating zombies and the
earth into a desert, leaving a band of survivors, led by two men
(Oded Fehr and Mike Epps) and two women (Ali Larter and
Ashanti), to form a convoy in search of other uninfected people,
their travels at length bringing them into contact with a
superwoman (Milla Jovovich) who is out to fight the evil doctor
(Iain Glen) who experimented on her and who still hopes to turn
the virus to the corporation's advantage. Watching director
Russell Mulcahy's gorefest may be the cinematic equivalent of
combat: moments of jarring fear are interspersed with long
periods of abject tedium. Nearly constant blood, gore and
mutilation, cannibalism, brief frontal and upper female nudity,
drug use, and much crude and some crass language. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Resident Evil:
Afterlife" (Screen Gems)
Rated "R"
Fourth entry in the gory series based on the video game has
only 3-D to commend it this time around, which makes it
moderately more interesting, if not less of a completely
dull waste of time. Writer-director Paul W.S. Anderson puts
Milla Jovovich as Alice back into the black tights to fight
off virus-infected, flesh-eating zombies in post-apocalyptic
Los Angeles. Fleeting rough, crude and profane language,
flying knives, gun violence, abundant splattering zombie
heads. The Catholic News Service classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Rescue Dawn"
(MGM)
Rated "PG-13"
Uplifting film salutes the valor of rank-and-file military
personnel by chronicling the real-life ordeal of German-born
U.S. Navy pilot Dieter Dengler (Christian Bale), who was
shot down over Laos in 1966 and taken prisoner by soldiers
allied with the North Vietnamese. Without hyperbole of any
kind, German writer-director Werner Herzog presents a vivid,
lyrical portrait of a courageous and compassionate man whose
dream of becoming an aviator led him to America and then to
the forbidding jungles of war-torn Southeast Asia.
Powerful but nongraphic scenes of violence and torture, some
crude language and profanity, some locker-room-style banter
and scatological references appropriate to the context. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II
-- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some
material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Resurrecting the Champ" (Yari
Film Group)
Rated "PG-13"
Compelling film, based on true events, about the evolving
friendship between a young sportswriter (Josh Hartnett) and a
homeless former boxing champ (Samuel L. Jackson) which forces
the writer to take a fresh look at himself and to reevaluate his
basic relationships, including those with his wife (Kathryn
Morris) and son (Dakota Goyo), and the troubling memory of his
deceased father. Director Rod Lurie's deeply moving -- as well
as moral -- film features morally complex characters who
experience redemption, an excellent script, and outstanding
performances, though the boxing sequences may prove disturbing
to those with a low tolerance for the sport. Occasional
vulgarity and profanity, boxing violence including one sequence
with blood, skimpy costuming and suggestive movements, public
urination and images of a disturbing body scar. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults
(though it's probably acceptable for most older teens). The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"The Return" (Rogue)
Rated "PG-13"
Bland supernatural thriller about a young woman (Sarah Michelle
Gellar) who returns home to Texas where she is tormented by
fragmented memories of a brutal crime that took place years earlier.
It involved a town loner's (Peter O'Brien) murdered wife with whose
restless spirit she is somehow connected. Director Asif Kapadia
neatly ties up all the loose ends, but the payoff isn't worth the
slog through the dragging and muddled plot that lacks much suspense. Some violence, brief blurred sexual images, suggested
self-mutilation, one use of the f-word, a few crude expressions and
instances of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
"Righteous Kill" (Overture)
Rated "R"
Ludicrous police drama involving longtime partner cops (Robert
DeNiro and Al Pacino) who, amid growing suspicion that the
killer may be someone within the force, are on the trail of a
serial killer who's bumping off felons who have eluded just
punishment. Fans of the charismatic stars may welcome this
chance to see them working in tandem, and they are both in
characteristic form, but Jon Avnet's flashy but muddled
direction, the wildly implausible plot, uninspired dialogue,
intentionally choppy editing, and an easy-to-guess denouement
are serious detriments. Much rough language and crude talk,
some profanity, moderately strong violence and sexual content,
vigilante justice, a reference to a pedophile priest and brief
drug use. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under
17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Religulous"
(Lionsgate)
Rated “R”
Comedian and TV host Bill Maher attacks spiritual beliefs and
religion by traveling the globe interviewing officials and
adherents of various faiths -- Christian, Jewish, Muslim and
Mormon, among them -- subjecting all to ridicule. Ignoring both
the good done by religious people and institutions and the
millions murdered by militantly atheist regimes in the past
century, he seeks out a parade of people who make all-too-easy
targets, but does not grapple with the answers the great
religions offer to the serious questions people face. His
sneering dismissal of all religious beliefs as mere superstition
makes director Larry Charles' documentary blatantly irreverent
and journalistically spurious. A consistently irreligious,
sometimes blasphemous, tone; rough language; crass expressions
and some profanity; brief sexual references and imagery; and
upper female nudity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Revolutionary Road"
(Paramount Vantage)
Rated "R"
Impeccably filmed and acted adaptation of Richard Yates' greatly
lauded 1961 novel about an unhappy suburban Connecticut couple
(Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet) torn between middle-class
inertia and fulfilling their youthful aspirations by uprooting
to Paris. Director Sam Mendes takes a strikingly stylized
approach to the repressed 1950s milieu, and the story speaks
powerfully to the restrictive conformity of that era, but the
thematic material -- including adultery and abortion -- and
sporadically strong language may not be to every taste.
Extreme domestic discord, rough language and profanity,
adultery, brief upper female nudity, abortion references, two
nongraphic sexual encounters and heavy smoking. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"The Ringer" (Fox Searchlight)
Rated "PG-13"
Audacious but surprisingly
sweet comedy about an office worker (Johnny Knoxville) who reluctantly
conspires with his sleazy uncle (Brian Cox) to "fix" the Special
Olympics by posing as a mentally challenged athlete in order to pay the
medical expenses of an injured man he was forced to fire. Though some
may find its premise distasteful, director Barry W. Blaustein's satire
sensitively walks a fine line between indelicate and uplifting,
ultimately imparting a feel-good message about looking beyond
stereotypes and acknowledging the dignity and humanity we all share.
Considerable off-color humor, an irreverent sight gag, some crude
language and an instance of rough language. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"The Ring Two" (DreamWorks)
Rated "PG-13"
Stylish and scary, but less than satisfying, sequel to the 2002 sleeper horror
hit, which finds investigative reporter Rachel Keller (Naomi Watts) and her
young son, Aidan (David Dorfman), relocating from Seattle to a coastal Oregon
community only to have their hopes of a fresh start shattered when a "cursed"
videotape -- which, causes certain death seven days after being viewed -- forces
Rachel to plumb deeper into the mystery surrounding Samara, a murdered child
whose vengeful spirit is set on Aidan. Directed by Hideo Nakata -- who also
directed the Japanese fright films on which these American remakes are based --
this one relies less on psychological suspense than special-effect centerpieces,
and, despite visual creepiness and some goose bumps, lacks the overall sharpness
and originality of the first.
Recurring frightening images, some disturbing
violence involving child peril, an instance of rough language, and some crude
and profane expressions. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-III --- adults.
"Rio"
(Fox)
Rated "G"
Buoyant animated adventure with music about a Brazilian-born
macaw (voice of Jesse Eisenberg) raised as a cosseted pet in
Minnesota. Informed by an eccentric Rio-based scientist (voice
of Rodrigo Santoro) that her feathery friend is the last male of
his species, his devoted owner (voice of Leslie Mann)
reluctantly brings him back to his native land so that he can
mate with his sole remaining female counterpart (voice of Anne
Hathaway). But the potential lovebirds get caught up in the
illegal avian trade. Lessons about environmental stewardship
and love-inspired loyalty are decked out in kaleidoscopic colors
and delivered in an overwhelmingly child-friendly tone in
director Carlos Saldanha's 3-D flight of fancy. A few
nursery-level bathroom references, a fleeting double entendre.
The Catholic News Service classification is A-I -- general
patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is G
-- general audiences.
"Rise
of the Planet of the Apes" (Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
This iteration of the successful screen franchise based on
the science fiction of French novelist Pierre Boulle is a
prequel set in modern-day San Francisco. James Franco plays a
master geneticist who believes he's found the cure for
Alzheimer's disease using primate test subjects. When the apes
run amok, however, the project is canceled and the animals are
put down. Yet one chimp survives, with ultimately disastrous
consequences for mankind. While this is primarily a special
effects-driven action film, as directed by Rupert Wyatt, it's
also a cautionary tale about human hubris and misguided science
out to achieve a good end through morally unmoored means. As
such, its real-life resonance is all too easy to recognize.
Intense and bloody action violence, including animal attacks,
gunplay, and moments of terror, implied premarital sexual
activity. The Catholic News Service classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 - parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Rite" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Religiously honorable, but aesthetically tentative drama, based
on real events, about a skeptical seminarian (Colin O'Donoghue)
who has pursued priestly studies mainly to get a free education
and avoid following in the footsteps of his undertaker father (Rutger
Hauer). To forestall his dropping out, a superior (Toby Jones)
dispatches him to Rome to complete a Vatican-sponsored course in
exorcism. There, he shares his ongoing doubts with a reporter
(Alice Braga) who has enrolled in the class for research
purposes. But inexplicable experiences during his apprenticeship
with a veteran demon fighter (Anthony Hopkins) challenge the
young cleric's secular certainties. Though shaky on a few
details, director Mikael Hafstrom's conversion tale resoundingly
affirms faith and the value of priestly ministry. Yet the effort
to showcase the main character's spiritual journey as an
old-fashioned chillfest weakens its ultimate impact. Possibly
acceptable for mature teens. Incest and suicide themes, some
gruesome imagery, incidental irreverence, a couple of uses of
profanity, a few rough and crude terms. The Catholic News
Service classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"Robin Hood" (Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Thematically ambitious yet enervating version of the much-filmed
legend concerning the 13th-century English outlaw (Russell
Crowe) who, in this serious reworking awash in political
intrigue and salubrious civics lessons, goes from common archer
on King Richard's Crusade to the valiant unifier of a
downtrodden, suffering nation. Director Ridley Scott drains the
tale of energy and emotion without offering action thrills that
would ingratiate a new generation of viewers. Though hovering on
the edge of bawdiness, and despite jabs at the cold-hearted,
oppressive church leaders of the period, the movie may be
acceptable for some mature teenagers. Much -- mostly
bloodless -- battle violence, a nongraphic sexual situation with
fleeting rear nudity, an attempted rape, callous clergy, some
innuendo and anatomical references, one instance each of crude
and crass language. The Catholic News Service classification is
A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may
be inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Road" (Dimension)
Rated "R"
This moving but relentlessly grim drama, set in the wake of an
unspecified apocalypse, follows the desperate journey of a
father (Viggo Mortensen, mesmerizing) and son (fine newcomer
Kodi Smit-McPhee) as they travel through a devastated America
encountering cannibals, thieves and shell-shocked survivors
(notably Robert Duvall) on their way to what they hope will be a
marginally better life along the coast. Occupying the pitted
no-man's-land between a Samuel Beckett play and "The Road
Warrior," director John Hillcoat's adaptation of Cormac
McCarthy's Pulitzer Prize-winning novel is a stark examination
of one man's efforts to preserve, and pass on, humane values,
refreshed only by the instinctive goodness of his youthful
companion, though his quasi-idolatrous view of the boy, like the
borderline-blasphemous sentiments expressed by other characters,
would be unacceptable in a less extreme context. Complex
moral and theological issues, grisly images, cannibalism and
suicide themes, rear and brief partial nudity, a few uses of
profanity, occasional rough and crude language. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Robots" (20th Century Fox)
Rated "PG"
Technically dazzling but disappointingly formulaic animated feature about
would-be inventor robot Rodney's (Ewan McGregor) coming of age, as he leaves his
parents to make his mark in far-off Robot City and joins forces with master
inventor Bigweld (Mel Brooks) and some misfit robot friends to help defeat the
evil Madame Gasket (Jim Broadbent) and her power-hungry son, Ratchet (Greg
Kinnear), who are consigning "outmoded" robots to the scrap heap rather than
equipping them with new parts. Chris Wedge's overly busy follow-up to "Ice Age"
is further undermined by a merely serviceable script that substitutes some
needlessly vulgar humor and a pat follow-your-dream sentiment for true wit and
originality. Despite the all-star voice cast, including Halle Berry, Drew Carey
and Amanda Bynes, the "bots" fail to have really distinct personalities -- their
mechanized body parts allowing only limited expression -- and even Robin
Williams seems subpar in this setting. Some questionable humor and innuendo and
crass expressions. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-I -- general patronage.
"The Rocker"
(Fox Atomic)
Rated "PG-13"
Musical adventures of a likable lunkhead (Rainn Wilson) who,
20 years after being dumped by his band mates just before
they catapulted to stardom, gets a second chance at fame
when he joins a group made up of his socially challenged
nephew (Josh Gad), a too-cool-to-smile guitarist (Emma
Stone) and an angst-ridden singer-songwriter (Teddy Geiger),
his bond with the last being strained by a budding romance
with the lad's mother (Christina Applegate). Director Peter
Cattaneo's sporadically funny comedy touches on themes of
maturity and reconciliation and, though its values are
somewhat hedonistic, this is largely a matter of talk, since
Mom goes on tour as chaperone. Brief rear nudity,
nonmarital cohabitation, sexual and scatological humor, one
use of the f-word and some crass language, and drug and
venereal disease references. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Rocket Science"
(Picturehouse)
Rated "R"
Quirky and sublime first-love dramedy about a stuttering
young high-school boy (Reece Daniel Thompson) and the driven
debating champ (Anna Kendrick) who to his surprise wants him
as her debate-partner protege. Writer-director Jeffrey
Blitz, without being preachy or obvious, shows us how family
can come through when you least expect it, and how sometimes
we can become better by going through what seems like the
absolute worst. One instance each of rough language and
profanity, several instances of crude and crass language,
three scenes of young teens smoking or drinking, rude
gestures, brief nudity in classical-art drawings, some
pubescent sex talk, much debate-club discussion of
abstinence policies and one instance each of implied sexual
groping and off-camera sex sounds, both by adult characters.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"Rocky Balboa" (MGM)
Rated "PG"
Sixth and ostensibly final round in the "Rocky" saga, in which
former heavyweight champ Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone), now a
widower, estranged from his son (Milo Ventimiglia) and running a
restaurant, comes out of retirement, stepping into the ring against
the current champ (Antonio Tarver) to prove he has plenty of heart
left in his aging body. Written and directed by Stallone, this new
chapter is arguably the best in the series since the 1976 original,
emphasizing character and emotional drama over fight action, while
imparting an inspirational message about perseverance and giving it
your all, win or lose. Some bloody boxing violence and a few
mildly crude expressions. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Role Models" (Universal)
Rated "R"
A carefree salesman (Seann William Scott) and his caustic
partner (Paul Rudd), sentenced to community service, ineptly
mentor a tough-talking fifth-grader (Bobb'e J. Thompson) and a
socially awkward teen (Christopher Mintz-Plasse). Despite a
redemptive story line and some solid performances, director and
co-writer David Wain's buddy comedy -- which also features Jane
Lynch as the mentoring program's manic director -- goes awry
mining laughs from casual sex and an expletive-spouting,
sexually precocious child.
Strong sexual content, including
frontal-male, upper-female and rear nudity and nongraphic,
nonmarital sexual activity; cohabitation; much sexual humor;
pervasive rough and crude language; the occasional use of
profanity; and drug use. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Roll Bounce" (Fox Searchlight)
Rated "PG-13"
Cute but contrived coming-of age comedy set in Chicago during the
roller-disco craze of the 1970s about a roller-skating obsessed teen
(Bow Wow) who, together with his buddies, enters a skating contest
against their crosstown rivals, while dealing with unresolved emotions
over the recent loss of his mother and strained relationship with his
dad (Chi McBride), who is struggling to raise his children alone.
Directed by Malcolm D. Lee, the movie has heart, but its sentimental
themes of parental loss and family love are saddled with a formulaic,
albeit feel-good, narrative and occasional -- and most unnecessary --
crassness. Some sexual humor, as well as scattered crude language and
gestures, making it most suitable for older adolescents and up. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"The Rocker"
(Fox Atomic)
Rated "PG-13"
Musical adventures of a likable lunkhead (Rainn Wilson) who,
20 years after being dumped by his band mates just before
they catapulted to stardom, gets a second chance at fame
when he joins a group made up of his socially challenged
nephew (Josh Gad), a too-cool-to-smile guitarist (Emma
Stone) and an angst-ridden singer-songwriter (Teddy Geiger),
his bond with the last being strained by a budding romance
with the lad's mother (Christina Applegate). Director Peter
Cattaneo's sporadically funny comedy touches on themes of
maturity and reconciliation and, though its values are
somewhat hedonistic, this is largely a matter of talk, since
Mom goes on tour as chaperone. Brief rear nudity,
nonmarital cohabitation, sexual and scatological humor, one
use of the f-word and some crass language, and drug and
venereal disease references. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Roman de Gare"
(Samuel Goldwyn)
Rated "NR"
Impeccably crafted suspense tale from great director Claude
Lelouch in which a young woman (Audrey Dana) abandoned at a
gas station after a fierce argument with her fiance accepts
a lift from an ominous stranger (Dominique Pinon) who agrees
to drive her to her parents' farm and pose as her fiance.
Stunningly acted by all -- including Fanny Ardant as a
best-selling author whose story, along with that of a woman
(Michele Bernier) whose husband has suddenly gone missing,
eventually intersects with the main one -- and cleverly
written to keep you guessing right up to the end, the film
is keenly observant about human nature, the creative process
and love. Sporadic rough language and crude expressions,
brief frank sexual dialogue and suicide. In French.
Subtitles. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. Not yet rated by the
Motion Picture Association of America.
Romance &
Cigarettes" (United Artists/Icon)
Rated "R"
Disjointed, extremely raunchy blue-collar
comedy-drama, with songs, about an adulterous
construction worker (James Gandolfini) torn between
his wife (Susan Sarandon) and foul-mouthed mistress
(Kate Winslet). Writer-director John Turturro has
assembled a blue-chip cast (also including
Christopher Walken, Mandy Moore, Steve Buscemi,
Mary-Louise Parker, Eddie Izzard and Elaine Stritch)
but their good performances, a solidly moral
resolution and even some positive church elements
are far outweighed by the relentless crude humor and
vulgarity. Strong gratuitous sexual content,
including a graphic encounter without nudity,
adultery, some profanity, rough language,
scatological elements, much domestic discord and a
fistfight with blood. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Rory O'Shea Was Here"
(Focus)
Rated "R"
Elevating drama set in Ireland about a young resident at a home for the disabled
(Steven Robertson) suffering from severe cerebral palsy whose life is changed
when he befriends a rebellious new arrival (James McAvoy) -- also confined to a
wheelchair -- who teaches him about friendship, love and independence and
instills in him a zest for living. Superbly crafted by director Damien
O'Donnell, this well-acted, life-affirming gem is alternately funny, moving and
uplifting and imparts an impassioned message that life is full of possibilities,
even when it seems otherwise. Frequent rough and crude language and some sexual
innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
"Rumor Has It..." (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Good cast wasted in mostly
distasteful story of woman (Jennifer Aniston) who believes the 1967 film
"The Graduate" was modeled on her family, and tracks down the man (Kevin
Costner) once involved with both her late mother and her grandmother
(Shirley MacLaine), and then falls for him herself. Director Rob Reiner
gets decent performances from his actors, including Mark Ruffalo and
Richard Jenkins, and the basic premise is mildly amusing, but the
sentimental pro-family ending fails to eradicate the squishy morality
throughout. Vaguely incestuous theme, permissive view of premarital
sex, sexual situations, some profanity, crude language and expressions,
drug references, condom reference and partial nudity. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"The Ruins" (DreamWorks)
Rated "R"
Dreary, gruesome horror tale in which four young American
tourists in Mexico (Jonathan Tucker, Jena Malone, Shawn Ashmore
and Laura Ramsey) join up with a German visitor (Joe Anderson)
to explore a little-known ancient temple, are trapped there by a
group of armed locals, and gradually discover what it is their
captors fear about the place. Along with some gratuitous nudity,
director Carter Smith's film subjects its audience to several
noisome scenes of jarringly painful medical procedures carried
out in the most primitive circumstances. Gory scenes of
murder, amputation and mutilation, partial frontal, upper female
and rear nudity, implied nonmarital sex, frequent rough and
occasional crude and crass language. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The Rum Diary" (FilmDistrict)
Rated "R"
Smoke, drink, be hung over, repeat is the lusty refrain of this
film memoir, set in 1960 Puerto Rico and based on gonzo
journalist Hunter S. Thompson's roman a clef about
his early
years in the business. Writer-director Bruce Robinson and star
Johnny Depp, who plays Thompson's alter ego, don't try to
glamorize the abundant substance abuse. Rather, they highlight
the origins of Thompson's well-known rages against injustice,
corrupt politicians and corporate greed. Still, although sweetly
nostalgic at times, this material is strictly for mature adults
prepared for its portrayal of drunkenness and drug addiction.
Implied premarital sexual encounters, brief partial female
nudity, drug and abusive alcohol use, pervasive rough and
fleeting profane language. The Catholic News Service
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under
17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Run Fatboy Run" (Picturehouse)
Rated "PG-13"
Quirky romantic comedy in which a likeable British twit (Simon
Pegg), despite being out of shape, must complete a marathon in
order to regain the respect of his ex-fiancee (Thandie Newton),
thwart her obnoxious boyfriend (Hank Azaria), vindicate the
confidence shown by his trusting landlord (Harish Patel) and
safeguard a friend who has rashly bet on him (Dylan Moran).
Despite some errant, occasionally outrageous humor and a
familiar story arc, actor David Schwimmer's directorial debut
has enough sparkle and eccentricity to make it past the finish
line. Two scenes of rear nudity, implied premarital sex, one
use of the f-word, some crude and crass language, one profanity,
obscene gestures, sexual and scatological humor, a violent fight
and a transsexual character. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
Running
Scared" (New Line)
Rated "R"
Excessively brutal crime drama about a low-level member of New Jersey
Mafia crew (Paul Walker) whose ill-fated decision not to dispose of an
incriminating gun has disastrous consequences when his son's best friend
(Cameron Bright) steals it, touching off a frantic search for the weapon
and setting in motion a cycle of escalating violence involving Italian
mobsters, Russian gangsters, a corrupt cop (Chazz Palminteri) and
pedophile predators. Beyond its visual slickness, writer-director Wayne
Kramer's after-hours tour of Jersey's sleazy underbelly is an
obscenity-soaked, one-note symphony of bloody mayhem that assaults
viewers unrelentingly from its gratuitously grisly opening gunfight to
its equally over-the-top climax. Pervasive strong and graphic
violence, including gory shootings and beatings, scenes of child and
spousal abuse, suggested pedophilia, a vulgar simulation of oral sex
involving shadowy, partial, frontal female nudity and brief rear male
nudity, full-frontal female strip-club nudity, drug content and nonstop
rough and crude language, as well as profanity. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Running With Scissors" (TriStar)
Rated "R"
Author Augusten Burroughs' best-selling memoirs about his wildly
unconventional adolescence during which his mentally fragile mother
(Annette Bening), estranged from her husband (Alec Baldwin), sent
the boy (Joseph Cross) to be raised by her quack psychiatrist (Brian
Cox) and his extremely dysfunctional family (Jill Clayburgh, Gwyneth
Paltrow, Evan Rachel Wood, Joseph Fiennes). Director Ryan Murphy's
episodic adaptation -- which may puzzle those unfamiliar with the
book -- handles the provocative material with sensitivity, toning
down the racier elements. Though some of the situations are, in
themselves, morally objectionable (making the film unpalatable for
many), the overall tone and resolution have a distinctly moral
center. Pervasive rough language and profanity, a couple of
discreetly handled same-sex relationships including a disturbing
age-inappropriate one, other sexual themes and innuendo,
scatological humor, drug use, domestic violence, an irreverent
remark, discussion of suicide. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Rush
Hour 3" (New Line)
Rated "PG-13"
The third installment of the action comedy franchise puts the
dour Jackie Chan and frantic, wisecracking Chris Tucker in Paris
on the trail of a secret crime syndicate called the Triads.
Director Brett Ratner and screenwriter Jeff Nathanson, who both
made "Rush Hour 2," keep the car chases taut and lovingly
choreograph the swordplay, gunplay and martial arts, but the
rapport between the two leads is forced, and the best of the
comedy seems borrowed from the "Naked Gun" spoofs. Nearly
bloodless violence, crude and crass language, skimpy female
costuming, implied female nudity, implied sexual activity and
mild sexual banter. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"RV"
(Columbia)
Rated "PG"
Intermittently funny road comedy about an overworked executive (Robin
Williams) who, for job-related reasons, cancels a long-planned family
holiday in Hawaii and instead loads his wife (Cheryl Hines) and kids
(Joanna "JoJo" Levesque and Josh Hutcherson) into a malfunctioning motor
home and drives from Los Angeles to Colorado, with much comic mayhem
along the way. Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld and with a subdued Williams
in top jester form, this knockoff of "National Lampoon's Vacation" is
full of silly slapstick and broad, if harmless, humor and imparts a warm
message about family bonding. Some mildly crude humor, including a
gross-out scatological sight gag, sexual innuendo, and scattered crass
language and light profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
S
"17 Again" (New Line)
Rated "PG-13"
Pleasant, though unremarkable romantic comedy about a
dissatisfied middle-aged man (Matthew Perry) who gets his wish
to be a high-school student (Zac Efron) again and, with the help
of his lifelong best friend (Thomas Lennon), uses the
opportunity to guide his teenage son (Sterling Knight) and
daughter (Michelle Trachtenberg) and to revive his failing
relationship with his wife (Leslie Mann). Director Burr Steers'
formulaic star vehicle sees its protagonist standing up for the
underdog and promoting sexual restraint but thematic elements
make it best for mature teens and up. Premarital sexual
situations, some sexual humor and references, about a dozen
crass terms and at least one use of profanity. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Sahara" (Paramount)
Rated “PG-13”
Lackluster and, at times, absurdly silly action adventure about a roguish
treasure hunter (Matthew McConaughey), who, along with his sidekick (Steve
Zahn), help a U.N. doctor (Penelope Cruz) investigate a mysterious plague
outbreak in a war-torn African nation which they think may be somehow linked
to their search for a long-lost Civil War battleship. Directed by Breck
Eisner and based on the novel by Clive Cussler, the humor-laced film, though
intermittently entertaining as escapist fare, is weighed down by vapid
performances, a mediocre script, risible dialogue and an overemphasis on
tedious action sequences over character and story. Recurring action
violence and minimal rude expressions. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Saint of 9/11" (IFC)
Rated "NR"
Sir Ian McKellen narrates this moving tribute to Franciscan
Father Mychal Judge, the New York fire chaplain who was the first
official casualty of the World Trade Center terror attack of Sept.
11, 2001. Director Glenn Holsten's sentimental documentary features
heartfelt testimonials from those whose lives he touched: firemen,
alcoholics, the homeless, gays and AIDS patients, along all too
little footage of Father Judge himself. Father Judge's homosexual
orientation and status as a recovered alcoholic are not avoided, but
there's an unfortunate inference in the film that in ministering to
those groups he was being more compassionate than the church itself. Some disturbing images of the World Trade Center, reference to his
gay orientation and former alcohol abuse, and remarks offering
questionable criticisms of the church. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. Not rated by the
Motion Picture Association of America.
"Saint Ralph"
(Samuel Goldwyn)
Rated "PG-13"
Fanciful but extraordinarily moving film about a 14-year-old
boy (Adam Butcher) who believes only a miracle can bring his hospitalized
mother out of her coma, so with no prior experience in running he decides
his miracle will be winning the Boston Marathon and trains with one of his
teachers, former runner Father Hibbert (Campbell Scott), all to the
consternation of stern Father Fitzpatrick (Gordon Pinsent), the school's
principal who believes talk of miracles is blasphemous. Some of
writer-director Michael McGowan's dialogue has a not-quite-natural quality
though this is clearly meant to be a fable, while certain elements of the
story -- the boy's admitted habits of "self-abuse," a scene of a naked woman
in a locker room, a portrayal of church authority as unduly restrictive --
complicate what might otherwise be ideal entertainment for all ages, and
limit the film's appropriateness to adults and older adolescents. Profanity,
rear nudity, a nonexplicit masturbation scene, underage drinking and
smoking. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults.
"Salt" (Columbia/Relativity)
Rated "PG-13"
Well-acted but thoroughly violent action thriller in which,
after being accused by a Russian intelligence officer (Daniel
Olbrychski) of being a double agent, a highly skilled CIA
operative (Angelina Jolie) goes on the run, leaving her
colleagues (principally Liev Schreiber and Chiwetel Ejiofor)
scrambling to uncover whether she is friend or foe, even as they
try to track her down. As directed by Phillip Noyce, Jolie makes
a weak script reasonably compelling, and her character displays
strong marital loyalty; yet, as an all-but-superhuman killing
machine, her path is littered with corpses. Frequent
violence, some of it bloody, at least 10 uses of profanity, one
instance of the F-word, six crude terms. The Catholic News
Service classification is L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Sanctum" (Universal)
Rated "R"
Shallow, morbid and profane action entry about a disastrous cave-diving
expedition in the South Pacific led by a seasoned explorer (Richard
Roxburgh) and including his teenage son (Rhys Wakefield) and the
billionaire (Ioan Gruffudd) financing the operation. Director Alister
Grierson not only fails to create any visual fireworks or project an
uplifting spirit of adventure, as scripted by John Garvin and Andrew
Wight, his project represents an unholy contribution to the cult -- and
culture -- of death. Implicit endorsement of euthanasia; skewed values;
some gore; brief irreverence; fleeting rear male nudity; a cascade of
rough, crude and crass language; occasional sexual banter and toilet
humor; and an obscene gesture. The Catholic News Service classification
is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or
adult guardian.
"The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause "
(Disney)
Rated "G"
Lame third go-round in which an overwhelmed Santa (Tim Allen) must
balance family responsibilities -- including a pregnant Mrs. C
(Elizabeth Mitchell) and visiting in-laws (Ann-Margret and Alan
Arkin) -- and his stressful seasonal duties, while a jealous Jack
Frost (Martin Short) tries to usurp Santa by sabotaging his North
Pole operations and tricking him into giving up the red suit. The
movie's sweet message about the importance of family and the power
of love, unfortunately, comes wrapped in a slapdash script clumsily
directed by Michael Lembeck, who, in rightly criticizing the crass
commercialization of Christmas, forwards a secular view of the
holiday that ignores its religious underpinning. Brief mildly
rude humor and a minor divorce theme. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage.
Saraband"
(Sony Pictures Classics)
Rated "R"
Somber but intelligent film -- divided into 10 "chapters" -- about a
lawyer (Liv Ullmann) who pays a surprise visit to the husband (Erland
Josephson) she divorced 32 years ago, becoming embroiled in the tensions
between the man and his estranged conductor son (Borje Ahlstedt) and
aspiring cellist granddaughter (Julia Dufvenius). Master Ingmar
Bergman's austere sequel to his groundbreaking "Scenes from a Marriage"
of 1973, and his announced filmmaking swan song, features predictably
superb performances from his actors, but even with the serious moral
themes at work here, the talky film is heavy going and there's even a
vaguely incestuous relationship between father and daughter. Subtitles. Profanity and crude language, brief domestic violence, attempted
suicide, brief full-frontal nudity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Sarah Landon and the
Paranormal Hour" (Freestyle)
Rated "PG"
Cheaply made rip-off of the R.L. Stine "Goosebumps" formula of ghost
stories for preteens. The plot involves a plucky 17-year-old (newcomer
Rissa Walters), who, visiting Pine Valley, Calif., tries to help an
older boy (Brian Comrie, son of the directors-screenwriters) who is
haunted by a ghost (Rusty Hanes) who has threatened to kill him on his
21st birthday because the boy's mother (Nicole Des Coteaux) accidentally
killed his nephew (Ben Comrie). Incompetently written and directed by
the husband and wife team John and Lisa Comrie, and clumsily acted, with
only a couple of "hells," fleeting images of ghosts and some spooky
music to preclude the youngest viewers. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"The Savages" (Fox
Searchlight)
Rated "R"
Strongly acted, perceptive study of middle-aged brother and
sister (Philip Seymour Hoffman and Laura Linney) called upon to
care for their emotionally and geographically distant father
(Philip Bosco) who has had a stroke. Writer and director Tamara
Jenkins accurately etches all the minutiae of dealing with an
ailing parent, though the somber situation is leavened with
humor and the film ultimately emphasizes the familial bond
between the siblings while the conclusion is poignantly
life-affirming. Conversational rough language and profanity,
adulterous and nonmarital relationships, scatological details,
sexual encounters without nudity, drug use and much domestic
discord. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content
many adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Saving
Shiloh" (New Dog)
Rated "PG"
Gentle boy-and-his-dog tale completing the trilogy based on Phyllis
Reynolds Naylor's Newbery Award winning children's books. Here the
titular beagle's young owner (Jason Dolley) reaches out to befriend the
pooch's ornery previous owner (Scott Wilson), whose attempts to amend
his mean-spirited ways are met with suspicion by the rest of the
townspeople, who suspect him of involvement in a murder mystery. Despite
modest production values, director Sandy Tung's disarming film wins you
over with a touching performance by Wilson and an earnest, redemptive
message about opening your heart to others. Some mild menace and
peril involving children and a homicide subplot. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage.
"Saw"
(Lions
Gate)
Rated
"R"
Gory
thriller
about
two
strangers
(Cary
Elwes
and
Leigh
Whannell)
who
awake
to
find
themselves
chained
in
a
subterranean
chamber
and
learn
that
their
imprisonment
is
part
of
a
serial
killer's
macabre
mind
game.
Directed
by
James
Wan,
the
film
starts
off
well,
but
after
an
intriguing
first
20
minutes,
any
hopes
of
suspense
are
dashed
by
a
stomach-churning
barrage
of
stylized
sadism
parading
as
entertainment,
which
nosedives
from
lurid
to
laughable
in
the
final
reel.
Much
graphic
violence
and
recurring
rough
and
crude
language.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
O
--
morally
offensive.
"Saw II"
(Lions Gate)
Rated "R"
Repellent follow-up to 2004's "Saw," this time involving a hard-nosed
police detective (Donnie Wahlberg) whose estranged teenage son (Erik
Knudsen) -- along with eight other victims -- becomes the newest pawn in
a sadistic game elaborately engineered by the homicidal mastermind known
as "Jigsaw" (Tobin Bell). Directed by Darren Lynn Bousman, the sequel
follows the original's lead in conceiving ever more twisted ways to kill
and maim while packaging torturous cruelty as shock entertainment.
Pervasive bloody violence and gore, including bodily mutilation and a
scene of someone burned alive, brief drug content, much rough and crude
language and profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Saw III" (Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
Homicidal mastermind Jigsaw (Tobin Bell) -- now on his deathbed and
aided by a young apprentice (Shawnee Smith) -- is at it again,
devising depraved games for his two latest pawns: a father (Angus
Macfadyen) grieving the death of his son, and a melancholy doctor (Bahar
Soomekh) who is kidnapped and brought to Jigsaw alive. New players,
same sadism, as director Darren Lynn Bousman piles on the gore in
inventing more grisly ways to shock audiences increasingly
desensitized to brutality. Graphic and gratuitous violence,
including cruel scenes of torture and self-mutilation, a bloody
surgical procedure, shadowy full frontal nudity, as well as much
rough and crude language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Saw IV" (Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
The fourth installment of this blood-saturated horror franchise offers
more of the same mayhem, even though psychopath Jigsaw (Tobin Bell) is
dead. Having lost their antihero and much of the shock value, director
Darren Lynn Bousman and company delve into Jigsaw's past, providing a
routine backstory to explain what turned the talented engineer into an
executioner and self-styled moral tutor. The furious editing technique
used to link all the deadly moving parts can't mask terrible dialogue
and acting; it's time for these killing games to cease. Pervasive bloody
violence and gore, including bodily mutilations, much rough language and
profanity, images depicting rape, frontal male nudity. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under
17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Saw V" (Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
Sordid horror sequel in which an FBI agent (Scott Patterson)
suspects a police detective (Costas Mandylor) of aiding a sadistic
maniac (Tobin Bell) in torturing and killing wrongdoers who have evaded
the law. Director David Hackl's film intersperses justifications of
twisted morality with graphic scenes of ghastly mayhem.
Frequent bloody violence, including torture and mutilation, much
rough and some crude language, and a few uses of profanity. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Saw VI" (Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
The blood flood continues in this predictably gruesome horror
sequel as the sadistic life-or-death games initiated by the
now-deceased psychopath Jigsaw (Tobin Bell, seen in flashbacks)
are secretly carried on by a police detective (Costas Mandylor)
even as he pretends to investigate the crimes, his principal
current victim being a coldhearted health insurance executive
(Peter Outerbridge). Neither its attempts at social relevance
nor its twisted moral mutterings can disguise the fact that
director Kevin Greutert's needless extension of a noisome
franchise is simply a 90-minute descent into gratuitous cruelty. Pervasive gory violence, including graphic torture and
mutilation, a half-dozen profanities, at least 40 uses of the
F-word, and some crude and crass language. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Saw 3-D" (Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
Agony awaits -- for characters and audiences alike -- as an
ex-police officer (Costas Mandylor) carries on the twisted work
of the late, unlamented Jigsaw (Tobin Bell, who puts in a cameo)
by subjecting racist skinheads, an assortment of ordinary folk
and, most prominently, a self-proclaimed Jigsaw survivor (Sean
Patrick Flanery) to a series of sadistic life-or-death games.
Warning that director Kevin Greutert's seventh entry in a
franchise that began in 2004 is gruesome, dehumanizing and --
despite its title -- very much one-dimensional torture porn
seems as redundant, by now, as this unwelcome sequel itself.
Pervasive gory violence, with multiple scenes of torture,
mutilation and disembowelment, a few uses of profanity,
relentless rough and crude language. The Catholic News Service
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"A Scanner
Darkly" (Warner Independent)
Rated "R"
Bleak, cautionary tale of futuristic investigator (Keanu Reeves) who
goes undercover to investigate drug users (Robert Downey Jr., Woody
Harrelson, Winona Ryder and Rory Cochrane), only to discover that he's
also spying on himself. Performances are a plus in writer-director
Richard Linklater's faithful version of Philip K. Dick's hallucinatory
1977 science-fiction novel, but the results are surprisingly talky and
dull. The milieu is almost unremittingly sordid and unpleasant -- some
humorous dialogue notwithstanding -- and the use of animated rotoscoping
over the live action only adds to the already confusing narrative.
Pervasive substance abuse, much profanity, rough and crude language,
partial nudity, premarital sexual encounters, disturbing imagery,
suicide attempt. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling.
"Scary
Movie 4" (Weinstein)
Rated "PG-13"
Crude comedy is once again the name of the game in this consistently
unfunny sendup of recent horror and sci-fi films -- including "Saw,"
"War of the Worlds" and "The Grudge" -- and, like the three earlier
installments, consists of little more than lame spoofs strung together
by a vacant plot, here involving a home health care worker (Anna Faris)
who battles Japanese ghost children and alien invaders while finding
romance with the guy next door (Craig Bierko). Director David Zucker
serves up the mindless slapstick and gross-out jokes, somewhat tamer
this time around, but still vulgar. Pervasive crude humor,
scatological and sexual sight gags including a gay-themed parody, comic
violence, brief rear nudity, an irreverent joke, same-sex kissing,
recurring crude language and profanity and an instance of rough
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O
-- morally offensive.
"The Science of Sleep" (Warner
Independent)
Rated "R"
Visually clever but unsatisfying drama set in Paris about an
imaginative, if dysfunctional, young man (Gael Garcia Bernal) whose
timid budding romance with his kindred-spirit neighbor (Charlotte
Gainsbourg) is complicated by his chronic confusing of reality and
dreams. Writer-director Michel Gondry ("Eternal Sunshine of the
Spotless Mind") charms with inventive flights of fancy -- by turns
sweet and surreal -- but the film is sabotaged by Gondry's affection
for dreamlike images over coherence. In English, French and Spanish
with subtitles. Recurring rough and crude language, some sexual
images and lewd humor, and a few instances of brief, partial,
nonsexual nudity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"School for Scoundrels"
(Weinstein)
Rated "PG-13"
Dreary and contrived comedy about an all-around loser parking-meter
cop (Jon Heder) who, to win the heart of his pretty neighbor (Jacinda
Barrett), takes a confidence-boosting course with an unconventional
teacher (Billy Bob Thornton) who then pursues her as well. Director
and co-writer Todd Phillips' film is almost completely devoid of
laughs, indifferently paced, and inconsistent in its character
delineation, while its one-upmanship rivalry between student and
mentor never ignites. Much profanity, rough and crude language
and humor, a brief implication of premarital sex, sexist banter and
innuendo, adultery and some violence. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children
under 13.
"Scoop"
(Focus)
Rated "PG-13"
After being tipped off by the ghost of an investigative reporter (Ian
McShane), a young American journalism student (Scarlett Johansson) and a
second-rate magician (Woody Allen), who poses as her father, join forces
to discover if the wealthy son (Hugh Jackman) of a British lord might be
a serial killer. Director-writer Allen returns to something approaching
his early comic form, though this comedy-mystery has some strong
parallels to his other London-based film, "Match Point." A few
instances of profanity, a promiscuous heroine, premarital situations,
and a minor prostitution theme. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
"Scott Pilgrim vs.
the World" (Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Wildly violent, sexually freewheeling action comedy in which
an angst-ridden Toronto twentysomething (Michael Cera) dumps
a 17-year-old high schooler (Ellen Wong) to romance the
aloof girl of his dreams (Mary Elizabeth Winstead). He must
then battle a succession of her "evil exes" (including Satya
Bhabha, Chris Evans and Brandon Routh) in bone-crunching,
video-game-style combat. In adapting Bryan Lee O'Malley's
series of graphic novels, director and co-writer Edgar
Wright cleverly contrasts the title character's mundane
real-life existence with the hyperbole of his pop
culture-inspired imagination. But, in addition to the
relentless throwdowns, the script also features subplots
portraying gay relationships and group sex as perfectly
acceptable. Pervasive harsh, though bloodless violence,
frivolous treatment of aberrant sexuality, brief nongraphic
nonmarital sexual activity, a same-sex kiss, several bleeped
and one audible use of the F-word, some crude and much crass
language. The Catholic News Service classification is O --
morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material
may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Scream 4" (Weinstein)
Rated "R"
The latest installment in director Wes Craven's slasher
franchise, begun in 1996, wallows in the same mindless havoc
that characterized its predecessors. Trouble brews anew when the
survivor of the first three rampages (Neve Campbell) returns
home to Woodsboro while promoting her new book about the highly
publicized saga. Alongside other returning characters -- such as
Courtney Cox's journalist and David Arquette's sheriff -- the
next generation of potential victims is using new-media tools to
absorb and recycle the formulaic mayhem wrought by the killer
known as "Ghostface." The line "sick is the new sane" aptly
summarizes the profanity-riddled, blood-soaked proceedings of
this deeply cynical -- if admittedly well-constructed -- horror
flick. Excessive gory violence; pervasive rough, crude and
crass language; some profanity and sexual banter; and two scenes
of underage drinking. The Catholic News Service classification
is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
Screen
Door Jesus" (Indican)
Rated "R"
Unfocused ensemble piece about the residents of a small Texas town --
including a local seductress (Scarlett McAlister), her philosophizing
boyfriend (Mark Dalton), the lustful mayor (Richard Dillard), a
guilt-wracked banker (Cliff Stevens), and a Pentecostal grandma (Anjanette
Comer) -- whose disparate lives are affected by a "miraculous" image of
Christ that appears on the front-porch screen door of one of the
townsfolk (Cynthia Dorn). Directed by Kirk Davis, the uneven film --
which unfairly stereotypes a majority of the characters as intolerant
rubes -- explores themes of faith, ecumenism, hypocrisy and racism
resulting in a meandering collage that waffles between drama and dark
comedy while passing an ambiguous verdict on religious belief. Sexual
situations and discussions, shadowy suggested nudity, brief violence, an
attempted suicide, a few anti-Catholic remarks and racial slurs, some
irreverent and irreligious humor, as well as recurring rough and crude
language and gestures and an instance of profanity. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Season of the
Witch" (Relativity)
Rated "PG-13"
Baleful and boring medieval adventure in which two warriors
(Nicolas Cage and Ron Perlman), disenchanted with the
church-sponsored slaughter of the Crusades, go AWOL but find
the plague ravaging the territories through which they pass
on their way home. Identified as deserters, they face
incarceration unless they agree to escort a young prisoner
(Claire Foy) to a distant abbey so she can stand trial as a
witch whose black magic has given rise to the fatal pest.
Conflating history and dredging up hoary cliches about the
period, director Dominic Sena presents a relentlessly
negative picture of its Catholicism as a superstitious,
oppressive force against which his main characters nobly
rebel. Pervasive anti-Catholic bias, occult themes, brief
partial nudity, much -- mostly bloodless -- violence, some
gruesome images, at least one use of the S-word and a few
crass terms. The Catholic News Service classification is O
-- morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some
material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Sea Inside"
(Fine Line)
Rated "PG-13"
True-life drama about Spanish poet Ramon Sampedro (Javier Bardem),
tragically paralyzed in a freak diving accident, who fought a losing 30-year
legal battle for the right to end his own life, focusing on his relationships
with three women: a terminally ill lawyer (Belen Rueda) hired to help with his
case, his dedicated sister-in-law and caretaker (Mabel Rivera), and a lonely
single mother (Lola Duenas) with whom he bonds. Soberly crafted by director
Alejandro Amenabar, with a tour-de-force performance by Bardem, dreamlike
visuals and sprinkles of humor, the complex film raises profound moral questions
concerning death, dignity, the sanctity of human life and personal autonomy, and
provides an impassioned voice for both sides of the issue, allowing viewers to
decide. Many will undoubtedly see the movie as little more than a gilded defense
of assisted suicide, especially given its morally problematic ending. A
sympathetic view of euthanasia, and some brief mild sensuality. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents are strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Secretariat"
(Disney)
Rated "PG"
The true story of the 1973 Triple Crown winner, arguably the
greatest racehorse of all time, comes to the big screen in a
film that is both thrilling sports adventure and moving
family drama. Secretariat's owner (Diane Lane) is a
housewife who returns to her horse farm roots and gambles
everything on the big red equine. As she makes her mark in
an all-male world, she battles prejudice and the skepticism
of her family, but she never loses hope in her dream. At her
side are a bossy assistant (Margo Martindale), an even more
domineering trainer (John Malkovich) and a gentle-hearted
groom (Nelsan Ellis) whose spiritual nature provides a
moving undercurrent. Unencumbered by any really
objectionable elements, this exuberant and inspirational
cinematic champ can be cheered on by a wide audience. Some
tense emotional moments and heated arguments. The Catholic
News Service classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material
may not be suitable for children.
"The Secret Life of Bees"
(Fox Searchlight)
Rated "PG-13"
Beautifully produced adaptation of Sue Monk Kidd's best-seller
set in South Carolina about a spiritual beekeeper (Queen Latifah)
and her sisters (Alicia Keys and Sophie Okonedo) who take in a
14-year-old runaway (Dakota Fanning) and her caretaker (Jennifer
Hudson) fleeing the girl's abusive father (Paul Bettany).
Writer-director Gina Prince-Bythewood elicits well-judged
performances from the cast, with Latifah and Dakota outstanding,
and the compassionate -- albeit melodramatic -- story includes
elements of forgiveness and redemption. Some profanity and
crude language, racial epithets and violence, nonsexual child
abuse, light underage sensuality, murder and suicide; acceptable
for older teens. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"Seed
of
Chucky"
(Rogue
Pictures)
Rated
“R”
Schlocky
fifth
installment
of
the
"Child's
Play"
campy
horror
franchise,
in
which
foulmouthed,
killer
doll
Chucky
(voiced
by
Brad
Dourif)
and
his
bloodthirsty
bride
(voiced
by
Jennifer
Tilly)
are
resurrected
by
their
gender-confused
offspring
(voiced
by
Billy
Boyd),
setting
the
stage
for
another
murderous
rampage.
Directed
by
Don
Mancini,
the
formulaic
gorefest
sinks
to
new
lows
by
saddling
this
go-round's
mindless
mayhem
with
an
irreverent
subplot
involving
the
virgin
birth.
Gratuitous
gore
and
violence,
sacrilegious
and
sexual
humor,
including
a
masturbation
scene,
brief
shower
nudity
and
rough
and
crude
language.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
O
--
morally
offensive.
"The Seeker"
(Fox Walden)
Rated "PG"
Slight but entertaining fantasy about a 14-year-old American
boy (Alexander Ludwig) living in England with his parents
(John Benjamin Hickey and Wendy Crewson), his sister (Emma
Lockhart) and four brothers (Gregory Smith, Drew Tyler Bell,
Edmund Entin and Gary Entin), who learns that he is "The
Seeker," the last in a succession of supernatural warriors
known as the Old Ones. With the assistance of four of his
elders in this hearty band (Ian McShane, Frances Conroy,
James Cosmo and Jim Piddock) he must undertake to fulfill an
ancient prophecy by gathering together six magical signs,
all the while battling the forces of darkness embodied by a
malevolent equestrian (Christopher Eccleston) and fighting
off the distraction posed by an attractive local girl
(Amelia Warner) one of his brothers is dating. The film, as
directed by David L. Cunningham, makes up for a thin plot
with an evocative atmosphere, fun special effects and
positive moral values. Passing references to puberty and
a few scenes that may frighten very young children. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I
-- general patronage. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some
material may not be suitable for children.
"Semi-Pro" (New Line)
Rated "R"
Outlandish, only sporadically funny sports comedy, set in
1976, about a one-hit singer (Will Ferrell) who becomes the
owner and playing coach of a Midwest ABA basketball team and
who must work with a new player (Woody Harrelson) and the
team's established star (Andre Benjamin) to ensure his
franchise's survival after their league's merger with the
NBA. Executive producer and director Kent Alterman's feature
debut has a few scenes of well-choreographed chaos and some
sly period references, but mostly the film lumbers along
with the cast strictly on autopilot. Brief sexual activity
with partial nudity, pervasive rough and crude language,
some uttered by a priest, some profanity and much sexual and
scatological humor. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"The
Sentinel" (20th Century Fox) *
Rated "PG-13"
Fast-paced political thriller about a veteran Secret Service agent
(Michael Douglas) who, framed in a plot to assassinate the president,
must clear his name while on the run, with his former protege (Kiefer
Sutherland) and a rookie agent (Eva Longoria) in pursuit. Despite holes
in the script, director Clark Johnson's engaging conspiracy yarn strikes
a nice balance between being a smart mystery and a conventional action
film, anchored by solid performances by Douglas and Sutherland.
Recurring action violence, including several shootings, an implied
adulterous affair and scattered crude language and profanity. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Seven Pounds"
(Columbia/Relativity)
Rated "PG-13"
Far-fetched and overlong drama about a guilt-ridden loner (Will
Smith) intent on atoning for a terrible sin by giving
life-altering assistance to seven needy strangers, including a
blind pianist (Woody Harrelson), a Latina mother (Elpidia
Carrillo) being physically abused by her boyfriend, and an
artistic printer (Rosario Dawson) suffering from heart disease,
for whom he falls. Director Gabriele Muccino's snail's-pace
exploration of altruistic and romantic love includes the
endorsement of an unwise and sinful choice driven by confused
idealism, and requires careful interpretation by mature viewers. Suicide theme, nongraphic premarital sexual activity, a few
sexual references, occasional crude and crass language, and a
couple of uses of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Sex and the City" (New
Line/HBO)
Rated "R"
Frothy but morally flawed romantic comedy tracing the amorous
ups and downs of a columnist turned author (Sarah Jessica
Parker) and her three closest friends (Kim Cattrall, Kristin
Davis and Cynthia Nixon) after she and her longtime boyfriend
(Chris Noth) purchase an apartment together. Conscientious
themes of forgiveness and reconciliation as well as a generally
positive view of marriage are swamped, in writer-director
Michael Patrick King's adaptation of the popular cable-TV
series, by errant materialism and an approach to human sexuality
at once immature and indiscreet. Graphic sexual activity
(some of it nonmarital and aberrant); rear, upper-female and
partial nudity; sexual and scatological humor; two same-sex
kisses; some rough and crude language; and two uses of
profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Sex and the City 2" (New
Line)
Rated "R"
Romantic-comedy sequel, based on a long-running cable-TV series,
recounting the further adventures of a New York-based columnist
turned author (Sarah Jessica Parker), her husband (Chris Noth)
and her three best friends (Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and
Cynthia Nixon) as they confront the challenges of married life,
parenthood and career changes, pressures only temporarily
relieved, for the quartet of pals, by a luxurious vacation in
Abu Dhabi. Writer-director Michael Patrick King's morally
unmoored follow-up to his 2008 feature confuses promiscuity with
feminist empowerment, caricatures Muslims and showcases an
extended celebration of same-sex marriage. Graphic nonmarital
sexual activity with nudity, benign view of casual sex and
homosexual acts, adultery theme, constant sexual humor and
references, some rough and crude language. The Catholic News
Service classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under
17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Sex Drive" (Summit)
Rated "R"
A hapless teen (Josh Zuckerman) purloins his bullying brother's
(James Marsden) classic sports car and, accompanied by his two
best friends (Amanda Crew and Clark Duke), embarks on a
cross-country road trip hoping to lose his virginity with an
alluring woman (Katrina Bowden) he met over the Internet. Though
romance eventually wins at least a partial victory over random
lust in director and co-writer Sean Anders' occasionally witty
comedy, the sexual and scatological detours along the way make
this a generally unrewarding journey. Strong sexual content
including graphic nonmarital sexual activity, partial male
frontal and upper female nudity, pervasive rough and crude
language, much sexual and scatological humor, and underage
drinking. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"September Dawn" (Black
Diamond)
Rated "R"
Standard-style Western but with a provocative theme as the love
story of a Mormon boy (Trent Ford) and pioneer girl (Tamara
Hope) unfolds against a backdrop of the Mountain Meadows
Massacre of 1857, in which 120 men, women and children from
Arkansas were slaughtered as their wagon train journeyed through
Utah en route to California. Director and co-writer Chris Cain
(with Carole Whang Schutter) purports that church leader Brigham
Young gave the order and that Mormon extremists (Jon Voight
plays a fictional elder here) incited the Indians to help them
annihilate the party as revenge for the killing of prophet John
Smith. Much violence during the slaughter, shots of dead and
wounded, polygamy, brief sexual reference and fratricide. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Seraphim Falls" (Samuel Goldwyn/Destination)
Rated "R"
Downbeat, post-Civil War chase film with surrealistic flourishes, as
bedraggled ex-soldier (Pierce Brosnan in an impressively gritty
change of pace) flees relentless pursuer (Liam Neeson) and posse,
while enduring bitter cold, raging waterfalls, gunshot wounds and
other vicissitudes before the film climaxes with a redemptive
confrontation in the desert. Director and co-writer David Von Ancken
pays homage to iconic Westerns of the past, but his script is
disappointingly routine, and much of what's here feels merely like
an uninspired retread. Though the leads are solid, there's an
enjoyable cameo by Angelica Huston, and the resolution is admirably
moral, there's a tiresomely contrived air to the whole enterprise. Sporadic brutal if reasonably restrained violence, a mercy
killing, a gruesome bullet removal and some crude language and
profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-III -- adults.
"Serenity"
(Universal)
Rated "PG-13" Parents are strongly cautioned
Offbeat sci-fi fantasy based on the short-lived television series
"Firefly" set 500 years in the future about a crew of space smugglers
(captained by Nathan Fillion) hotly pursued by an operative (Chiwetel
Ejiofor) of an oppressive interplanetary government intent on
recapturing a fugitive doctor (Sean Maher) and his telepath sister
(Summer Glau) whom the renegades rescued. Written and directed by series
creator Joss Whedon, the film -- which plays like an extended episode of
the TV series -- weds the science fiction and Western genres resulting
in a sly, offbeat and witty hybrid. Stylized and bloody action
violence, some sexual humor, minimal crude language. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Sex Drive" (Summit)
Rated "R"
A hapless teen (Josh Zuckerman) purloins his bullying brother's
(James Marsden) classic sports car and, accompanied by his two
best friends (Amanda Crew and Clark Duke), embarks on a
cross-country road trip hoping to lose his virginity with an
alluring woman (Katrina Bowden) he met over the Internet. Though
romance eventually wins at least a partial victory over random
lust in director and co-writer Sean Anders' occasionally witty
comedy, the sexual and scatological detours along the way make
this a generally unrewarding journey. Strong sexual content
including graphic nonmarital sexual activity, partial male
frontal and upper female nudity, pervasive rough and crude
language, much sexual and scatological humor, and underage
drinking. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Seven Pounds"
(Columbia/Relativity)
Rated "PG-13"
Far-fetched and overlong drama about a guilt-ridden loner (Will
Smith) intent on atoning for a terrible sin by giving
life-altering assistance to seven needy strangers, including a
blind pianist (Woody Harrelson), a Latina mother (Elpidia
Carrillo) being physically abused by her boyfriend, and an
artistic printer (Rosario Dawson) suffering from heart disease,
for whom he falls. Director Gabriele Muccino's snail's-pace
exploration of altruistic and romantic love includes the
endorsement of an unwise and sinful choice driven by confused
idealism, and requires careful interpretation by mature viewers. Suicide theme, nongraphic premarital sexual activity, a few
sexual references, occasional crude and crass language, and a
couple of uses of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Shaggy
Dog" (Disney)
Rated "PG"
Lame reworking of the 1959 Disney comedy, incorporating elements of its
1976 follow-up, about a workaholic Los Angeles deputy district attorney
(Tim Allen) who, while trying a case involving a sinister scientist
(Robert Downey Jr.), is bitten by a mutt and soon finds himself turning
into one, leading to nutty canine complications with his neglected wife
(Kristin Davis) and two teenage children. Directed by Brian Robbins;
even Allen's comic dexterity can't make this dog of a film hunt,
resulting in slapstick silliness that is strictly for the pups. Some
mildly crude humor and comic violence. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage.
"Shall
We
Dance?"
(Miramax)
Rated
"PG-13"
Delightful
remake
of
1996
Japanese
film,
now
set
in
Chicago,
about
a
lawyer
(Richard
Gere)
in
a
rut
with
his
loving
but
preoccupied
wife
(Susan
Sarandon)
and
two
teenage
kids,
whose
life
is
transformed
when
he
secretly
enrolls
in
a
ballroom
dancing
school,
after
he
observes
a
beautiful
and
sad
woman
(Jennifer
Lopez)
looking
out
of
the
school's
window.
Director
Peter
Chelsom
directs
Gere
in
one
of
his
best
roles,
Sarandon
is
appealing
as
the
wife
wondering
at
her
husband's
late
nights,
and
Lopez
has
an
ideal
part
as
the
emotionally
damaged
dance
instructor
with
whom
the
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