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The first symbol after each title is the USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification. The
second symbol is the rating of the Motion Picture
Association of America.
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classifications:
A-I -- general patronage;
A-II -- adults and adolescents;
A-III -- adults;
A-IV -- adults, with reservations (this
indicates films that, while not morally offensive
in themselves, are not for casual viewing because
they require some analysis and explanation in
order to avoid false impressions and
interpretations);
L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find
troubling (succeeded the A-IV classification as of
Nov. 1, 2003);
O -- morally offensive.
MPAA ratings:
G -- general audiences, all ages admitted;
PG -- parental guidance suggested, some
material may not be suitable for children; PG-13
-- parents are strongly cautioned. Some material
may be inappropriate for children under 13;
R -- restricted, under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian;
NC-17 -- no one 17 or under admitted. |
A
"The Abandoned"
(Lionsgate/After Dark Films)
Rated "R"
Routine horror film about a Russian-born woman (Anastasia Hille) who
ventures from America to her remote birthplace and finds it haunted and
her life in serious jeopardy along with that of the twin brother (Karel
Roden) she never knew she had. In his feature-film debut, Spanish
writer-director Nacho Cerda delivers sufficient scares without any
glaringly exploitative elements but also without making total sense of
the confusing plot. Violent and gory images, pervasive rough and
crude language, nudity and one brief sequence in which sex is heard
off-camera in a porn film. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling.
"Accepted" (Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Comedy about a savvy slacker (Justin Long) who, rejected by every
college to which he applied, comes up with a face-saving scheme to
create a fake school out of an abandoned hospital, which snowballs
out of control when a motley mob of other misfits show up on the
school's doorstep with acceptance letters. Displaying only
occasional wit amid a "coarse" load of mindless humor, director
Steve Pink's farce stealthily wraps its subversive nonconformity
message in lighthearted, if lowbrow, satire that would seem to extol
benign themes of acceptance and self-expression. Recurring crude
sexual language and humor, including vulgar sight gags and innuendo,
drug content, skimpy bikinis, some profanity and a use of the
f-word. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L
-- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling.
"Across the Universe"
(Revolution)
Rated "PG-13"
At once spectacular and schizophrenic, this musical tribute to the
Beatles chronicles the adventures of a Liverpool dockworker (Jim
Sturgess) as he travels to America, befriends a rebellious preppy
(Joe Anderson), falls in love with the preppy's sister (Evan Rachel
Wood), pals around with his Janis Joplin-like singer-landlady (Dana
Fuchs), her Jimi Hendrix-like bandmate (Martin Luther McCoy), and a
former cheerleader turned bohemian (T.V. Carpio). As conceived and
directed by Julie Taymor, the film is a highly imaginative, visually
stunning fantasia, employing the music of the Fab Four to elucidate
the 1960s, though its contrived story line too often leaves both
cast and audience bogged down in a mire of cliches. Partial, rear
and upper female nudity, cohabitation, a sexual embrace, a
disrespectful sequence with a priest, drug use, occasional rough and
much crude and crass language. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children
under 13.
"Adventureland"
(Miramax)
Rated "R"
Sensitive but downbeat coming-of-age tale, set in 1987
Pittsburgh, about an awkward college graduate (Jesse Eisenberg)
who takes a summer job at a third-rate amusement park and falls
for one of his co-workers (Kristen Stewart, not realizing she is
having an adulterous affair with an older employee (Ryan
Reynolds). Though generally restrained in its presentation of
sexuality, director Greg Mottola's wryly nostalgic romance takes
a benign view of its characters' frequent indulgence in
marijuana and reaches a morally unacceptable conclusion.
Nongraphic adulterous and premarital sexual activity, brief
partial nudity, repeated drug use, some sexual and fleeting
scatological humor, pervasive rough and crude language, and a
few uses of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under
17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"A Good Year" (Fox 2000)
Rated "PG-13"
Picturesque, leisurely paced comedy about a career-driven British
bond trader (Russell Crowe) who inherits a dilapidated chateau and
vineyard in France where as a child he had spent time with his
raffish uncle (Albert Finney). He decides to sell the property, only
to fall for the charms of the locale and a pretty cafe owner (Marion
Cottilard), while a young American (Abbie Cornish) shows up and
announces she's the uncle's illegitimate daughter. The film
represents a laid-back change of pace for both Crowe and director
Ridley Scott, but though old-fashioned romantic comedy is all too
rare the often lame humor and workaday script, adapted from Peter
Mayle's book, make for indifferent viewing. Frequent
conversational expletives and some profanity, a nongraphic
premarital encounter, some crass humor and innuendo. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"A
Lot Like Love" (Touchstone)
Rated PG-13"
Occasionally appealing but mostly forgettable romantic comedy about a
button-down Internet entrepreneur (Ashton Kutcher) and an impulsive free
spirit (Amanda Peet) who, after an anonymous sexual tryst on a cross-country
flight, continue to wander in and out of each other's life as they search
for love, only to be drawn closer together with each meeting. Directed by
Nigel Cole, the kismet-themed love story is weighed down by a predictable
opposites-attract plot and bland performances and its breezy message about
"taking chances" is dampened by its casual attitude toward premarital sex. Several sexual encounters, including one with shadowy nudity, drunkenness
and some crude language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
"A Mighty Heart" (Paramount Vantage)
Rated "R"
Tense recounting of the 2002 kidnapping of and frantic
search for Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl (Dan
Futterman) in Karachi, Pakistan, as seen through the eyes of
his pregnant wife, Mariane (Angelina Jolie), also a
journalist. Director Michael Winterbottom superbly captures
the tumult, and without histrionics (except for one searing
outpouring of grief), deftly embodies the courageous Mariane
Pearl who, after the tragic events, refused to succumb to
bitterness or vengeance. Several uses of the f-word under
duress, and a few other crude or crass words, fleeting
newsreel footage of bombings and some dead bodies including
a grim morgue image, a discreet torture scene, a brief
nongraphic bedroom scene and a verbal description of Pearl's
gruesome death. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"A Previous Engagement"
(Buccaneer)
Rated "O"
A Seattle librarian (Juliet Stevenson), on holiday in Malta with
her dull, inattentive husband (Daniel Stern), plans to
rendezvous with her suave French lover (Tcheky Karyo) from 25
years earlier. Even allowing for its often farcical structure,
writer-director Joan Carr-Wiggin's story, which strives for a
light, whimsical tone, never seems remotely grounded in reality
as the best comedies should be, the generally capable cast is
undermined by dialogue that rarely rings true, and the narrative
is marred by a shallow moral tone. Adultery, rough language,
crude expressions, the acceptability of premarital sex and
divorce, and brief drug use. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive. Not rated
by the Motion Picture Association of America.
The
Adventures
of
Ociee
Nash
(Flying
Zebra)
Rated
G
"The
Adventures
of Ociee
Nash
is
a
family-friendly
drama
set
in
1898
which
follows
the
modest
adventures
of
a
tomboyish
9-year-old
(Skyler
Day)
who,
leaving
behind
her
widowed
father
(Keith
Carradine),
travels
from
rural
Mississippi
to
North
Carolina
in
order
to
live
with
an
aunt
(Mare
Winningham)
who
is
set
on
teaching
her
to
become
a
"proper
young
lady."
Along
the
way
she
rubs
elbows
with
such
historical
personalities
as
President
McKinley
(Daniel Burnley)
and
the
Wright
brothers
(Ty
Pennington
and
Sean
Daniels).
Directed
by
Kristen McGary
and
based
on
Milam
McGraw
Propst's
children's
novel,
"A
Flower
Blooms
on
Charlotte
Street,"
the
film
scores
points
for
its
disarmingly
old-time-values
tone
but,
sadly,
neither
its
homespun
charm
nor
its
refreshingly
wholesome
message
can
fully
mask
its
flat
writing
and
performances. The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-I
--
general
patronage.
"The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl in
3-D" (Dimension)
Rated "PG"
Entertaining family fantasy
about a picked-on 10-year-old (Cayden Boyd) with a fertile imagination
who finds himself recruited by the superheroes he created in his
daydreams -- Shark Boy (Taylor Lautner) and Lava Girl (Taylor Dooley) --
and blasts off on a mission to save a distant world from the sinister
machinations of Mr. Electric (George Lopez). Directed by Robert
Rodriguez from characters created by his 10-year-old son, this
kid-friendly film is full of whimsical visuals but the gimmicky 3-D
effects distract from what is otherwise a genial tale about the
importance of imagination and fostering creativity. Some light comic
book violence and mildly rude humor. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Aeon Flux"
(Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Stylish but nonsensical sci-fi action adventure set in a distant future
where the last remnant of a plague-thinned humanity lives in a walled,
socially engineered "perfect" society, and centers on a female assassin
(a cat-suit-clad Charlize Theron) conflicted about her assigned target:
the utopia's totalitarian ruler (Marton Csokas), whom she senses holds
the secret to the unexplained disappearance of citizens as well as to
her own shrouded past. Directed by Karyn Kusama and based on the popular
series of MTV animated shorts, the film's "Matrix"-style acrobatics and
visual panache can't disguise emotional flatness and a barely coherent
script littered with video-game carnage. Much stylized violence,
brief gore and a sexual encounter. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"After
the
Sunset"
(New
Line)
Rated
"PG-13"
Lackluster
caper
directed
by
Brett
Ratner
about
a
master
thief
(Pierce
Brosnan)
who,
after
calling
it
quits
and
retiring
to
a
tropical
island
with
his
sexy
accomplice
(Salma
Hayek),
is
tempted
to
steal
a
priceless
gem
aboard
a
cruise
ship
docked
in
port,
while
being
watched
by
an
FBI
agent
(Woody
Harrelson)
gunning
to
nail
him.
Despite
good
cat-and-mouse
chemistry
between
Brosnan
and
Harrelson,
the
film's
warmed-over
premise
doesn't
really
contribute
anything
new
to
the
heist
genre
and
in
making
light
of
the
felonies
committed
suggests
that
crime
pays
handsomely.
A
glamorized
portrayal
of
larceny,
crime
without
consequence,
brief
violence,
several
implied
sexual
encounters
and
some
racy
images,
as
well
as
an
instance
of
rough
language
and
intermittent
crude
language.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
L
--
limited
adult
audience,
films
whose
problematic
content
many
adults
would
find
troubling.
"The Air I Breathe"
(THINKFilm)
Rated "R"
Energetic but seamy study of characters trapped
by their own passions through four
interconnected stories involving a gangster
(Andy Garcia), a reckless gambler (Forest
Whitaker) who's in debt to him, his vulgar
nephew (Emile Hirsch), one of his enforcers
(Brendan Fraser), a popular singer whose career
he controls (Sarah Michelle Geller), and a
doctor (Kevin Bacon) who's desperate to make
contact with the pop star. Director Jieho Lee's
film, though it shows marks of craftsmanship,
ultimately registers as contrived, as well as
excessively gory, with a nonstop stream of
four-letter words. Graphic violence,
including mutilation and beatings, upper female
and rear nudity, themes of suicide, prostitution
and abortion, pervasive rough and frequent crude
and crass language, two uses of profanity,
sexual references and innuendo. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is
R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"Akeelah and the Bee" (Lionsgate)
Rated "PG"
Irresistible story about a South Los Angeles 11-year-old loner (Keke
Palmer) who reluctantly agrees to compete in a national spelling bee -- under
the tutelage of an emotionally fragile English professor (Laurence Fishburne)
against the initial wishes of her hard-working mother (Angela Bassett), who
worries the endeavor will interfere with the girl's flagging grades in other
subjects. Writer-director Doug Atchison handles Akeelah's journey of
self-discovery and growing empowerment deftly and builds suspense on the way to
a satisfying if unabashedly formulaic conclusion, helped by his first-rate
leads, and inspiring messages about conquering fears, winning by honest means,
the strength of community, and, above all, the beauty and potency of words. A
few crass expressions and a single use of a four-letter word can't detract from
an overall warm endorsement for all audiences. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage.
"Alexander"
(Warner
Bros.)
Rated
"R"
Ambitious
historical
epic
which
explores
the
life
of
Alexander
the
Great
(Colin
Farrell),
the
fabled
fourth-century
B.C.
Macedonian
conqueror,
chronicling
his
rise
to
power,
stunning
military
victories
and
empire
expansion,
with
breaks
in
the
sword-and-sandal
action
for
some
Freudian
forays
into
his
bisexuality
and
estranged
relationship
with
his
conniving
mother
(Angelina
Jolie)
and
roughhewn
royal
father
(Val
Kilmer).
Though
this
"Alexander"
is
far
from
great,
director
Oliver
Stone's
visually
impressive
film
features
spectacular,
though
graphic,
battles
and
lavish
re-creations
of
antiquity
which
somewhat
balance
its
epic
flaws,
which
include
campy
acting
and
dialogue,
a
plodding
pace
and
an
interminable
running
time
of
three
hours. Strong
battlefield
violence
and
associated
gore,
an
attempted
rape,
several
implied
gay
sexual
situations,
one
involving
shadowy
rear
nudity,
an
explicit
straight
bedroom
scene
and
generalized
background
debauchery.
The USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
L
--
limited
adult
audience,
films
whose
problematic
content
many
adult
would
find
troubling.
"Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker"
(Weinstein)
Rated "PG"
Adequately entertaining action adventure based on the first volume
of the popular children's book series by Anthony Horowitz, about a
London teen (Alex Pettyfer) who, after learning that his recently
deceased uncle (Ewan McGregor) was a secret agent for the British
government, is recruited into the spy biz to investigate a shadowy
American billionaire (Mickey Rourke) who's planning to use his
high-tech "stormbreaker" computer to unleash global death. Despite a
lightweight script padded with chases and explosions, director
Geoffrey Sax keeps the action fast-paced and the tone amusingly
campy, though some of the story elements may be a bit grim for some
young viewers. Some nongraphic action violence and scenes of
peril. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Alfie"
(Paramount)
Rated
"R"
Successfully
competing
with
fond
memories
of
the
1966
Michael
Caine
English
film,
this
new
version,
set
in
Manhattan,
features
a
superb
Jude
Law
as
the
womanizing
cad
whose
callous
ways
eventually
catch
up
with
him.
Charles
Shyer's
beautifully
crafted
remake
--
an
exceedingly
moral
film
even
as
it
features
a
most
amoral
antihero
--
follows
the
titular
Cockney
limo
driver
as
he
makes
his
amorous
way
through
his
best
friend's
girl
(Nia
Long),
a
wealthy
older
society
matron
(Susan
Sarandon),
a
married
woman
(Jane
Krakowski),
a
free-spirited
party
girl
(Sienna
Miller)
and
a
single
mom
(Marisa
Tomei),
before
feeling
the
emptiness
of
his
self-centered
life.
Some
rough
and
crude
language,
strong
sexual
content,
nudity
and
recreational
drug
use.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
L
--
limited
adult
audience,
films
whose
problematic
content
many
adults
would
find
troubling.
The
Motion
Picture
Association
of
America
rating
is
R
--
restricted.
Alien
vs.
Predator
(20th
Century
Fox)
Rated "PG-13
-- parents are strongly cautioned."
Horror
film
fans
have
always
loved
a
good
monster
mash.
Hollywood
heavyweight
bouts
have
included
"Frankenstein
Meets
the
Wolfman"
(1943),
"King
Kong
vs.
Godzilla"
(1962)
and,
of
a
more
recent
vintage,
"Freddy
vs.
Jason"
(2003).
Add
to
the
frightfest
fight
card
"Alien
vs.
Predator,"
a
cross-pollinating
of
two
popular
sci-fi
franchises
which
had
been
percolating
in
development
offices
for
10
years
before
making
its
way
to
the
big
screen.
Unfortunately,
it
wasn't
worth
the
wait.
In
the
film,
a
team
of
scientists
and
mercenaries
(including
Sanaa
Lathan
and
Raoul
Bova)
are
hired
by
a
billionaire
industrialist
(Lance
Henriksen,
who
also
appeared
in
the
1986
"Alien"
sequel
"Aliens")
to
explore
a
mysterious
ancient
pyramid
which
is
discovered
buried
far
beneath
the
Antarctic
ice
cap.
Once
there,
the
expedition
members
find
themselves
live
bait
in
a
battle
royal
between
the
two
eponymous
space
species
sparring
for
bragging
rights
in
the
galaxy.
Some
scenes
push
the
boundaries
of
the
film's
PG-13
rating,
much
of
the
carnage
occurs
off
screen.
Due
to
gory
action
violence,
an
instance
of
rough
language
and
scattered
crude
expressions,
the
USCCB
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem" (20th
Century Fox)
Rated "R"
Limp sequel to 2004's "Alien vs. Predator," set in a remote Colorado town having
the misfortune to be near where a Predator spacecraft full of the slimy,
fast-breeding, insectlike aliens (seen in five previous films) crash-lands.
Directing brothers Colin and Greg Strause and screenwriter Shane Salerno opt for
stale, predictable chaos rather than originality, and the Predator, a rogue
warrior whose powers include invisibility, is reduced to plodding through a
sewer. Brief partial nudity; rough, crude and profane language, nearly all of it
by fighting teenagers; a very brief attempted seduction by a teenage girl; and
aliens who, as expected, pop out of a couple of rubbery human midsections; but
most of the gore consists of special-effects blood splashing on windows. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find troubling. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
|
"All the King's Men" (Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Uneven remake of Robert Penn Warren's 1946 Pulitzer-Prize winner set
in the 1950s, about a rabble-rousing everyman (Sean Penn) who rises
from obscurity, railing against political corruption, and is elected
governor of Louisiana, only to be polluted by power once he's in
office; and the idealistic journalist (Jude Law) who falls under his
spell. Written and directed by Steven Zaillian, the handsomely
crafted morality tale -- loosely based on the life of Depression-era
Louisiana Gov. Huey P. Long -- explores the means and ends of power,
but Penn's passionate and committed performance is undermined by an
opaque script. A violent shooting, implied adultery, a suicide, a
bedroom encounter with shadowy side nudity, a provocative nightclub
performance, some mildly crude language, profanity and racial slurs.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be nappropriate for
children under 13. |
"Alone in the Dark" (Lions Gate)
Rated "R"
Insufferably inane sci-fi action film directed by Uwe Boll about a
paranormal detective (Christian Slater), who in investigating the
disappearances of several missing people uncovers a plot by a mad scientist
to open a virtual portal to hell which will unleash an evil race of savage
creatures on the world. Based on the popular video game, the ludicrous film
is as incoherent as it is violent, and is full of bafflingly bad acting and
risible dialogue. Excessive gratuitous violence and gore, a suicide, an
implied sexual encounter, as well as much rough and crude language and
profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O --
morally offensive.
"Alpha Dog" (Universal)
Rated "R"
Extremely ugly drama, set amid the drug culture of affluent youths
in Los Angeles and loosely based on true events, about a teenage
dealer (Emile Hirsch) who, together with his clique (including
Justin Timberlake), abducts the kid brother (Anton Yelchin) of a
rival (Ben Foster) who owes him money, triggering unforeseen
complications as their scheme spirals out of control.
Writer-director Nick Cassavetes effectively conveys the nihilism and
morally vacant lifestyles of his disaffected youths -- an indictment
of irresponsible parenting as much as the corrosive influence of
much of today's pop culture -- but the story is emotionally
uninvolving and the overall raw tone and incessant sordidness, while
perhaps accurately reflecting reality, are excessive. Pervasive
rough and sexually explicit language, some strong violence,
recurring drug content, delinquent behavior, several sexual
situations with partial nudity, one involving minors, underage
drinking and smoking, as well as scattered profanity and racial
epithets. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
O -- morally offensive.
"Alvin and the
Chipmunks" (Fox)
Rated "PG"
Entertaining comedy with music in which the three
familiar animated warblers (voiced by Justin Long,
Matthew Gray Gubler and Jesse McCartney) befriend a
failing ad man and would-be composer (Jason Lee) and
inspire him to write a hit Christmas song which they
record, while also trying to reunite him with the
ex-girlfriend (Cameron Richardson) to whom he could not
commit, before then being tempted away by a greedy
record producer (David Cross) who seeks to exploit them.
Director Tim Hill's film is full of enjoyable chaos, yet
manages to send messages about family solidarity and
rule keeping that parents will appreciate. Some crude
and scatological humor. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some
material may not be suitable for children.
"ATL"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Familiar but satisfying coming-of-age-in-the-'hood drama set in Atlanta
about a 17-year-old aspiring graphic artist (Tip Harris) forced to
shoulder the load of raising himself and his wayward kid brother (Evan
Ross) after their parents' death, a burden complicated by the younger
boy's involvement with a local drug dealer and his own budding,
star-crossed romance. His only release is roller skating with his
friends (including Jackie Long). Despite a cliched script, director
Chris Robinson's film is visually vibrant and wins over your emotions
with its appealing performances and positive themes about the bonds of
family and friendship, owning up to responsibilities, holding on to
dreams and taking pride in your roots. Some violence and sexual
situations, including an implied encounter between minors, suggestive
roller-skating choreography, drug content, an instance of rough language
and some crude language and humor. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Amazing Grace" (Samuel
Goldwyn/Roadside)
Rated "PG"
Compelling historical biography about William Wilberforce (a dynamic
Ioan Gruffudd), the great 18th century British abolitionist, who
with the help of the young British Prime Minister William Pitt
(Benedict Cumberbatch), and other like-minded friends in Parliament
and elsewhere (Rufus Sewell, Michael Gambon, Albert Finney, Youssou
N'Dour), managed -- after tireless and courageous struggle -- to
pass an anti-slave trade bill in Parliament. With its solid
performances, accessible script and handsome production design,
director Michael Apted's film recalls some of the best historical
dramas from Hollywood's golden age, and is all the more admirable
for its unabashed portrait of a passionate man of God. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents.
"An
American Affair" (Screen Media)
Rated "R"
Odd coming-of-age tale, set in 1963 Washington, about a
13-year-old Catholic schoolboy (Cameron Bright) who spies on,
and becomes obsessed with, a free-spirited artist (Gretchen Mol)
who lives in his neighborhood, despite being warned against her
by his otherwise indifferent parents (Perrey Reeves and Noah
Wyle). Director William Sten Olsson's cliche-ridden feature
debut, which promotes wayward values while trashing nuns and
parochial education, clumsily attempts to graft Camelot-era
historical events -- the painter is one of President Kennedy's
mistresses and the ex-wife of a CIA agent (Mark Pellegrino) --
onto a personal narrative of adolescent sexual yearning and
aspirations for independence. Brief graphic adulterous sexual
activity, masturbation, voyeurism, upper female nudity, a
pornographic image, some rough and crude language, and a couple
of uses of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"American
Dreamz" (Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Fairly amusing satire of fame and politics as a would-be terrorist (Sam
Golzari) enamored of American show tunes winds up on an "American
Idol"-like talent show, where his Afghan superiors expect him to kill
the U.S. president (Dennis Quaid) who is appearing as a celebrity judge
to boost his image, while the show's host (Hugh Grant) falls for a
"white trash" contestant from Ohio (Mandy Moore). The performances,
including those of Marcia Gay Harden and Willem Dafoe, are good, and
director-writer Paul Weitz carefully avoids most of the pitfalls of such
a premise with a surprisingly sweet-natured story with no real villains,
though the salvos about the today's vapid pop culture, the public's
misplaced priorities, the need for understanding of our "enemies," and
the obscenity of war could sometimes be more sharply focused.
Scattered instances of four-letter words, profanity, and sexual and
crass expressions, an implied premarital coupling and a suicide. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"American Gangster"
(Universal)
Rated "R"
Gritty, chaotically filmed 1970s New York true life story about
a scrupulously honest if womanizing cop (Russell Crowe)
investigating a notorious drug kingpin (Denzel Washington) who's
shipping heroin from Thailand to the States in Vietnam War
soldiers' body bags all the while posing as an upstanding family
man. Director Ridley Scott, working from Steven Zaillian's
fact-based script, captures the tumultuous era's spirit and
skillfully counterbalances the prosperous criminal with the
struggling hero, but the squalid milieu and strong violence will
not be to everyone's taste, despite a moderately redemptive
ending. Pervasive rough language and profanity, racial epithets,
upper female nudity, adultery, a graphic sexual encounter without nudity,
violence, murder, suicide, brief torture and drug dealing. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"American
Gun" (IFC)
Rated "R"
Disjointed, intermittently forceful drama that examines America's gun
culture through the lens of three unrelated, but thematically linked,
stories: an Oregon single mother (Marcia Gay Harden) and her teenage son
(Christopher Marquette) struggling to cope with festering emotions three
years after her older boy went on a Columbine-style shooting rampage and
committed suicide; a Chicago principal (Forest Whitaker) trying to keep
weapons out of his high school, while ignoring troubles at home; and a
soft-spoken Virginian gunsmith (Donald Sutherland) at a loss over his
granddaughter's (Linda Cardellini) remoteness. Director Aric Avelino
follows the multiple narrative template of films like "Traffic" and
"Crash," but despite earnestly showing how gun violence can have a
domino effect in communities and wreak devastation beyond the immediate
victims, the stories never coalesce into a cohesive whole, despite solid
performances across the board. Several instances of violence,
including a graphic shooting and a suggested attempted gang rape, a
brief glimpse of a dead body and a few other disturbing images, a vulgar
gesture, as well as much rough and crude language. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"An American Haunting"
(After Dark)
Rated "PG-13"
Spookily atmospheric, well-acted
thriller based on the "true story" of the "Bell Witch" case, the only
documented case in the U.S. of a spirit causing the death of a person,
as the Bells, an 1818 Tennessee couple (Donald Sutherland and Sissy
Spacek) battle ghostly horrors in their home and the possession of their
daughter (Rachel Hurd-Ward), after a woman thought to be a witch curses
the family. Writer-director Courtney Solomon builds up an atmosphere of
heady suspense that never lets up, and although there's lots of
generalized demonic violence, there's little bloodshed. Some intensely
violent episodes including a hair-raising wolf attack, an attempted
suicide, questioning of God's existence and omnipotence, and subtle
sexual revelations of an adult nature. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"The Amityville
Horror" (MGM)
Rated "R"
Schlocky and unnecessarily grisly remake of the 1979 horror movie based on
the alleged true experiences of a Long Island couple (Ryan Reynolds and
Melissa George) who, along with their three children, move into a spooky new
home with a suspiciously low asking price and an evil past involving its
former residents -- a family slaughtered in their beds by their demonically
possessed son. Directed by Andrew Douglas, the movie has a few jolts but
lacks any real suspense and ultimately unravels into a muddled stew of
sensory overload and confusion. Strong gratuitous violence and gore,
torture images, a sexual encounter with shadowy nudity, several scenes of
child peril, brief drug content and recurring rough language and profanity.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive.
Anacondas:
The
Hunt
for
the
Blood
Orchid
(Screen
Gems)
Rated
PG-13
"Anacondas:
The
Hunt
for
the
Blood
Orchid)
is
an
atrocious
action
thriller
about
a
scientific
expedition
(including
Johnny Messner
and
Kadee
Strickland)
sent
to
Borneo
by
a
pharmaceutical
company
to
search
for
a
rare
flower
with
fountain-of-youth
medicinal
qualities,
but
winds
up
lost
deep
in
a
jungle
slithering
with
giant
man-eating
snakes.
Made
sillier
by
the
fact
that
anacondas
are
not
indigenous
to
Borneo,
director
Dwight Little's
sequel
manages
to
squeeze
out
a
few
cheap
screams
but,
for
the
most
part,
the
cheesy
dialogue
is
scarier
than
the
hokey
computer-animated
constrictors
and
the
best
acting
is
done
by
a
rhesus
monkey.
Because
of
recurring
action
violence,
some
scary
images,
a
crude
gesture,
an
instance
of
rough
language
and
scattered
crass
expressions
and
sexual
innuendo,
the
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"An American Affair" (Screen Media)
Rated "R"
Odd coming-of-age tale, set in 1963 Washington, about a 13-year-old Catholic
schoolboy (Cameron Bright) who spies on, and becomes obsessed with, a
free-spirited artist (Gretchen Mol) who lives in his neighborhood, despite being
warned against her by his otherwise indifferent parents (Perrey Reeves and Noah
Wyle). Director William Sten Olsson's cliche-ridden feature debut, which
promotes wayward values while trashing nuns and parochial education, clumsily
attempts to graft Camelot-era historical events -- the painter is one of
President Kennedy's mistresses and the ex-wife of a CIA agent (Mark Pellegrino)
-- onto a personal narrative of adolescent sexual yearning and aspirations for
independence. Brief graphic adulterous sexual activity, masturbation, voyeurism,
upper female nudity, a pornographic image, some rough and crude language, and a
couple of uses of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or
adult guardian.
"An American Carol"
(Vivendi/Mpower)
Rated "PG-13"
Heavy-handed conservative satire in which a left-wing,
America-hating filmmaker (Kevin Farley), out to abolish the
Fourth of July, is visited by the ghosts of some of the nation's
past leaders (Chriss Anglin, Kelsey Grammer and Jon Voight) who
urge him to repent. Director and co-writer David Zucker's
slapdash reworking of Charles Dickens is too busy hectoring to
score many comic points. Brief partial nudity, some sexual
and brief scatological humor, some crude language, one use of
profanity and vulgar gestures. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"An American Haunting"
(After Dark)
Rated "PG-13"
Spookily atmospheric, well-acted
thriller based on the "true story" of the "Bell Witch" case, the only
documented case in the U.S. of a spirit causing the death of a person,
as the Bells, an 1818 Tennessee couple (Donald Sutherland and Sissy
Spacek) battle ghostly horrors in their home and the possession of their
daughter (Rachel Hurd-Ward), after a woman thought to be a witch curses
the family. Writer-director Courtney Solomon builds up an atmosphere of
heady suspense that never lets up, and although there's lots of
generalized demonic violence, there's little bloodshed. Some intensely
violent episodes including a hair-raising wolf attack, an attempted
suicide, questioning of God's existence and omnipotence, and subtle
sexual revelations of an adult nature. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Annapolis"
(Touchstone)
Rated "PG-13"
Diverting but derivative drama about a scrappy shipyard worker (an
appealing James Franco), who, after being accepted to the U.S. Naval
Academy, must prove his mettle while training for the school's boxing
tournament against his no-nonsense drill instructor (Tyrese Gibson).
Though director Justin Lin's adrenalized climax achieves its desired
rousing effect, this retread of "An Officer and a Gentleman" is hollow
and formulaic. Brutal boxing sequences, an attempted suicide, some
sexually crude language and humor, as well as profanity. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
Anchorman:
The Legend of Ron Burgundy
(DreamWorks)
Rated
"
PG-13"
Parents
are
strongly
cautioned.
Some
material
may
be
inappropriate
for
children
under
13.
The old boys' club gets clubbed when a
feisty blonde joins an all-male TV news team in
the lackluster spoof "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron
Burgundy." It's 1970s'
San Diego
and local ratings champ Ron (Will Ferrell) is full
of himself, as are his moronic anchor-desk
sidekicks, Champ (David Koechner), Brian (Paul
Rudd) and Brick (Steve Carell). They act out as if
they are 11, which is probably their combined IQ
as well. The clueless quartet is instantly threatened
when competent journalist Veronica (Christina
Applegate) is hired and refuses to be relegated to
covering cat fashions. In response, the guys,
imagining themselves to be superstuds, make their
clumsy passes and sexist wisecracks to her deaf
ears and rolling eyes -- that is, until Ron shows
Veronica how he plays the jazz flute.
Inexplicably, she suddenly turns dumb blonde and
lets him play with her. However, their little fling soon flops once
Ron is late for the newscast and Veronica smartly
subs for him. He's enraged, but she's promoted to
co-anchor -- and the four fellows do all they can
to make her stumble on-air. Veronica gets the last laugh, however, when
Ron reads the outrageous news copy she altered on
the teleprompter and he suffers the consequences. It would take a pit full of snarling bears to
bring these two back together. A lame script and the stale chauvinist
stereotypes that populate writer-director Adam
McKay's comedy make for mostly dull viewing.
Although Ferrell fans are likely to feel otherwise
and Applegate handles her role with aplomb, this
is a one-joke premise that's fine for a skit but
is too much of a stretch for movie length. One can't help but remember how much better
the sitcom, "The Mary Tyler Moore Show," fleshed
out a similar newsroom situation with weekly wit
and three-dimensional characters. Here the humor
is puerile, yet too adult in its references and
language to be appropriate for the 10- to
15-year-old mentality that would enjoy it. To its credit, the movie mocks the sexist
attitudes that prevailed when women first sought
equal status as on-air TV reporters and
co-anchors. But satire succeeds when it's sharp,
not insipid, and "Anchorman" is weighed down by
its sheer silliness. Because of an implied affair, several sexual
references and crude expressions, occasional
profanity and an instance of rough language, the
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"Angels & Demons"
(Sony/Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Highly improbable but mindlessly entertaining sequel to "The Da
Vinci Code" adapted from Dan Brown's prequel written in
2000 -- in which religious symbologist Robert Langdon (Tom
Hanks) and a scientist (Ayelet Zurer) join forces with a church
official (Ewan McGregor) to try to prevent the destruction of
the Vatican and the murder of a quartet of kidnapped cardinals
by following a trail of clues left across Rome by the secretive
Illuminati cult of anti-Catholic intellectuals. Though director
Ron Howard has toned down some of the book's most egregious
elements, the historical church is still portrayed as a
relentless and at times violent foe of science, but the film
ends on a positive note from a faith perspective and the final
image of the church is relatively positive. Much action
violence, some grisly murders, factually dodgy church history
and ritual, some crass language and a profanity, and a suicide.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some
material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Ant
Bully" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG"
Whimsically entertaining computer animated fable about a young boy
(voiced by Zack Tyler Eisen) who, in response to havoc wreaked on an
anthill in his front yard, is magically shrunk to bug size by an ant
wizard (voiced by Nicolas Cage), put on trial and sentenced to remain
miniaturized until he makes amends, which he does by saving the lawn's
insect population from annihilation at the hands of a gung-ho
exterminator (Paul Giamatti). Written and directed by John A. Davis from
the John Nickle children's book, the pixilated parable wraps its
might-doesn't-make-right moral and agreeable life lessons in vibrantly
imaginative visuals, though the performances of the A-list voice talent
(including Julia Roberts and Meryl Streep, in addition to Cage) are
bland and the writing is less than sharp. A few instances of mildly
crude language and humor and a menacing sequence that may be scary for
very young children. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-I -- general patronage.
"Apocalypto" (Touchstone)
Rated "R"
Visually bold but extremely bloody action-adventure set in
15th-century Central America about the desperate odyssey of a jungle
tribesman (Rudy Youngblood) to get back to his pregnant wife (Dalia
Hernandez) and child after he and other members of his tribe are
taken captive by the ruling Mayans following the massacre of his
village. In what is essentially a chase movie, director Mel Gibson
impressively re-creates the world of the Mayans -- the sights,
sounds and savagery -- using an indigenous cast speaking entirely in
Mayan dialects, but the intoxicating imagery and human drama are
undermined by so much gore that, even if historically accurate, the
cumulative result registers as gratuitous. Intense and graphic
violence, including scenes of slaughter, human sacrifice, beheadings
and a man being mauled by a jaguar, disturbing images, some sexual
humor and innuendo, a suggested marital encounter, partial nudity,
an instance of rough language and a few crude expressions. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"Appaloosa" (Warner
Bros./New Line)
Rated "R"
Well-acted throwback to the westerns of yore as a city marshal (Ed
Harris) and his deputy (versatile Viggo Mortensen) try to bring order to
the titular fictional New Mexico town by daring to take a powerful
rancher and gang leader (Jeremy Irons) into custody, while the sheriff's
fickle fiancee (Renee Zellweger) brings minor triangular complications
to the men's rock-solid alliance. Harris also co-wrote and directed this
overlong but quality production adapted from a Robert B. Parker novel,
and though it falls short of truly gripping, there's much to admire.
Moderate gun violence, vigilante justice, brief long-shot rear nudity,
implied nonmarital relationships, some innuendo, one use of the F-word,
and some other crude words and profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Apres Vous"
("After You") (Paramount Classics)
Rated "R"
Affecting and funny French comedy about a do-gooder (Daniel Auteuil) who
rescues a suicidal sad sack (Jose Garcia) who's been dumped by his
girlfriend (Sandrine Kiberlain), and attempts to secretly bring the
couple back together, but finds himself falling in love with her
instead. Director Pierre Salvadori's film, with perfectly judged
performances, gets off to a leisurely start, but as the story builds so
do the plot complications and the laughs, buttressed by good Samaritan
messages about caring, generosity, friendship and kindness.
Subtitles. Sporadic rough and crude words, mild profanity, some sexual
banter, casual premarital relationships. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Are We There Yet?" (Columbia)
Rated "PG"
Leaden
road comedy about a smooth-talking skirt-chaser (Ice Cube) with no patience for
kids who gets more than he bargained for when he falls for a pretty divorcee (Nia
Long) and volunteers to taxi her two mischievous children (Philip Daniel Bolden
and Aleisha Allen) from Portland, Ore., to Vancouver, British Columbia, where
she is staying on business, so they can all be together on New Year's Eve.
Directed by Brain Levant, this film runs out of gas early, leaving viewers to
endure a bumpy ride of scatological sight gags and mean-spirited mishaps (making
it unsuitable for younger adolescents) which, unfortunately, dampens its
sincere, albeit sentimental, message about the importance of family and
parenthood. Recurring crude humor and comic violence, and some mildly crass
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II --
adults and adolescents.
Around the World in 80 Days
(Disney)
Rated
"PG"
An eccentric inventor and
his chop-socky sidekick embark on a globetrotting
adventure in order to win an outrageous wager in
the lavish, family-friendly romp, "Around the
World in 80 Days." Based on the classic yarn by Jules Verne and
directed by Frank Coraci, the film combines
action, romance and heaping dollops of madcap
comedy to serve up an entertaining,
continent-hopping spectacle that is both campy and
clever -- and, as an added attraction -- quite
fun. Opening in Victorian-era London, the film
stars Steve Coogan as the visionary techno-tinkerer
Phileas Fogg, an armchair adventurer who,
desperate to gain the respect of his crusty
critics at the stuffy Royal Academy of Science,
makes an outlandish gentleman's bet to
circumnavigate the globe in no more than 80 days. Action-star Jackie Chan co-stars as Passepartout (pronounced "passport to"), his
lightning-limbed traveling companion whom viewers
first meet fleeing a phalanx of bumbling Bobbies
after robbing the Bank of London. As it turns out,
Passepartout, whose real name is Lao Xing, was
sent from China to recover from the bank's vault a
sacred jade statue of Buddha which was stolen from
his village by a female Asian assassin named
General Fang (Karen Joy Morris). Also along for
the riotous ride is Monique (Cecile de France), a
French tart with an eye for art and a nose for
adventure. Their journey by land, air and sea takes the
trio on a whirlwind tour of the world's most
exotic locales, including pit stops for
centerpiece action sequences in Paris, Istanbul,
India, China and the American West. But their path
is fraught with obstacles, set by Lord Kelvin (Jim
Broadbent), the stuffed-shirt head of the Royal
Academy who, working in cahoots with Fang, wants
to discredit Phileas. Along the way they learn gushy lessons about
friendship and loyalty, encountering a host of
celebrity cameos including Luke and Owen Wilson as
the Wright brothers, Kathy Bates as Queen Victoria
and a shock-wigged Arnold Schwarzenegger as a vain
Turkish vizier. Taken for what it is -- eye-candy -- "Around
the World in 80 Days" is surprisingly satisfying.
Like the helium that lifts Phileas' balloon high
above the Champs d'Elysee, the film's refreshingly
lighthearted levity elevates it above the
smash-and-crash action clones glutting summer
screens. Much of this is owed to the appealing
pairing of Coogan and Chan (roles played by David
Niven and the inimitable Cantinflas in the
Oscar-winning 1956 film version), whose onscreen
chemistry makes up for many of the flick's
shortcomings. And while Jules Verne probably
didn't envision kung-fu fights along the Rive
Gauche, Chan never ceases to amaze with his
high-flying feats, and feet. Though it runs a bit too long, "Around the
World in 80 Days" is that rare kind of film that
can be appreciated by the entire family, though
some parents may feel the action is too intense
for very young children. Older kids will have a
ball with Fogg's goofy gizmos and will get a kick
-- literally -- out of the martial-arts
choreography, including one scene where a brawl
turns into an impromptu lesson in impressionistic
painting. Like Phileas Fogg, you may just want to bet
on this one! Due to recurring action violence, some mildly
crude language and humor, and brief drunkenness,
the USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-II
--
adults
and
adolescents.
"Arctic Tale"
(Paramount Classics)
Rated "G"
Queen Latifah delightfully narrates an absorbing story
charting the parallel journeys of a polar bear cub and a
walrus pup in the Arctic Circle from birth to maturity, and
showing how they manage to survive a changing environment
with ever-decreasing ice seriously impeding both their
natural habitat and their ability to obtain food.
Co-directors and cinematographers Adam Ravetch and Sarah
Robertson have fashioned an impressively photographed
"fable" out of the challenges facing these creatures in
light of global warming, rendering the film a vivid animal
counterpart to Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth." Though
restrained in its presentation, the film includes some
images of animal violence and death, perhaps precluding
viewing by the very young. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is G -- general
audiences. All ages admitted.
"The Assassination of Jesse James by
the Coward Robert Ford" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Unusual and compelling Western dramatizing the circumstances
that lead up to the shooting of notorious outlaw Jesse James
(Brad Pitt) by Robert Ford (Casey Affleck), a member of his own
gang, and the publicity generated afterward. Writer-director
Andrew Dominik tells the story intelligently at a leisurely but
controlled pace with penetrating close-ups of the excellent cast
-- Affleck is particularly outstanding -- to probe psychological
motivations, while the relatively restrained violence is
presented with an admirable realism devoid of glamorization.
Some crude language and profanity, innuendo, a nongraphic sexual
encounter, several shooting deaths with blood and scenes of
physical violence, suicide and brief rear male nudity, The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"The Assassination of Richard Nixon" (THINKFilm)
Rated "R"
Fictionalized fact-based drama set in 1974 about a sad-sack salesman (Sean
Penn), pushed over the edge by personal and professional failure, who
decides to make his presence felt by attempting to do what the title says by
hijacking an airplane and crashing it into the White House. Though many
viewers may feel its tone and subject matter are too bleak, the film,
written and directed by Niels Mueller and anchored by a bravura performance
by Penn, paints a chilling portrait of despair, and through its exploration
of the dark side of the American dream tries to offer a deeper understanding
of what would drive a "normal" person to such extreme acts. A scene of
graphic violence, sporadic rough and crude language and profanity. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
"Assault on Precinct
13" (Rogue)
Rated "R"
Brutal and violent -- though reasonably gripping -- story of a desolate Detroit
police precinct under siege by crooked police who are out to silence a criminal
(Laurence Fishburne) incarcerated there, to cover up what he knows about
corruption within their ranks, effecting an unusual alliance between the police
and criminals within the station house who must unite to defend themselves.
Jean-Francois Richet's remake of the 1976 film features good performances by
Fishburne, Ethan Hawke and Brian Dennehy, but the bloodshed and violence seem
unnecessarily explicit, and the improbable story calls for major suspension of
disbelief. Graphic and bloody violence and related gore, much rough, crude and
profane language, and some sexual innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling
"Assisted Living" (Economic Projections)
Rated "NR"
Poignant docudrama that follows a 27-year-old, pot-smoking slacker (Michael
Bonsignore) through his final day as a janitor at a nursing home, during
which he gains deeper maturity through an unlikely friendship he develops
with an elderly resident (Maggie Riley) suffering from the early stages of
Alzheimer's disease who mistakes him for her absent son. Incorporating
footage of real residents and staff at the facility where it was shot into
the fictional story, this modest film by first-time director Elliot
Greenebaum manages despite its no-frills look to offer a moving meditation
on loneliness and the human need for contact and compassion. Some
recreational drug usage and brief crude expressions. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. It is not rated by
the Motion Picture Association of America.
"The Astronaut Farmer" (Warner
Bros.)
Rated "PG"
Sweet if improbable film about a Texas rancher (Billy Bob Thornton) with
dreams of blasting off into space in a homemade rocket ship, while
contending with the admiration and derision of the townsfolk, and his
generally supportive but sometimes exasperated family (including
Virginia Madsen as his wife) on the verge of financial ruin, and
interference from the FBI, CIA, and others who would impede his would-be
mission. Director/co-writer Michael Polish trots out every clich,
imaginable, and the film is stately paced, but gets points for its
strong affirmation of family, more than the "follow-your-dream"
philosophy which, in this case, seems fairly wacky, and the capable
supporting performances from Bruce Willis, Bruce Dern and Tim Blake
Nelson. A few expletives and crass expressions, brief innuendo
and some domestic strife. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Asylum"
(Paramount Classics)
Rated "R"
Lurid and somber tale of mental hospital doctor's wife (Natasha
Richardson) having heavy-breathing affair with one of the patients (Marton
Csokas) who works as a handyman, eventually leaving her priggish husband
(Hugh Bonneville) and child for a bohemian life in a London tenement
circa 1960. Director David MacKenzie's film has tedious stretches, with
Patrick ("Closer") Marber's script a peculiar mix of "Anna Karenina" and
"Lady Chatterley's Lover," but despite decent performances, including
that of Ian McKellen, and overall classy trappings, the eroticism of the
sexual encounters often suggests the sort of thing cable channels
sometimes show after midnight. Strong sexual content, some of it
graphic, partial and rear nudity, rough and crude language, adultery
theme, suicide, violence. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Aquamarine" (20th Century Fox)
Rated "PG"
Sweetly told modern-day fairy tale about two 13-year-old best friends --
Claire (Emma Roberts) and Hailey (Joanna "JoJo" Levesque) -- who help a
mermaid (Sara Paxton), washed ashore during a storm, experience true
love in the hopes that the magic wish rewarded them will undo Hailey's
impending move to Australia. With a delightful mix of fantasy, comedy
and romance, director Elizabeth Allen's wholesome and warmly
sentimental, if admittedly lightweight, effort scores points for
admirably showing that authentic love can express itself in varied ways. Some mild sensuality and suggestiveness, a few crass expressions and
innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie
Film for Theaters" (First Look)
Rated "R"
The cult TV cartoon about pointlessness becomes a highly uneven
86-minute feature film with series regulars Frylock, Master
Shake and Meatwad involved in a surreal plot about an exercise
machine that threatens civilization. Some of the gags are funny,
but writer-directors Matt Maiellaro and Dave Willis repeat them
to death, and use far raunchier material than even the highly
flexible standards of basic cable allow. A great deal of
rough and crude language and profanity, pervasive sexual and
scatological humor and an implied sexual encounter, cartoon
violence and drug references. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Arctic Tale"
(Paramount Classics)
Rated "G"
Queen Latifah delightfully narrates an absorbing story
charting the parallel journeys of a polar bear cub and a
walrus pup in the Arctic Circle from birth to maturity, and
showing how they manage to survive a changing environment
with ever-decreasing ice seriously impeding both their
natural habitat and their ability to obtain food.
Co-directors and cinematographers Adam Ravetch and Sarah
Robertson have fashioned an impressively photographed
"fable" out of the challenges facing these creatures in
light of global warming, rendering the film a vivid animal
counterpart to Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth." Though
restrained in its presentation, the film includes some
images of animal violence and death, perhaps precluding
viewing by the very young. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is G -- general
audiences. All ages admitted.
"Art
School Confidential" (United Artists/Sony Classics) *
Rated "R"
Oddball story that can't decide if it's a touching coming-of-age story,
gross-out frat movie, murder mystery or mordant black comedy, though it
does make some sharply satiric points about the art world. Director
Terry Zwigoff's sporadically amusing film adapted by Daniel Clowes from
his comic strip concerns a sensitive art school student (Max Minghella),
smitten with an attractive artist's model (Sophia Myles) and struggling
to find his artistic voice amid loutish roommates, colorful teachers
(John Malkovich and Angelica Huston), and an embittered and alcoholic
failed artist (Jim Broadbent), against the backdrop of a mysterious
strangler killing off the students. Pervasive profanity, rough
language and vulgarity, full-frontal male and partial female art-model
nudity, much sexual banter and innuendo, a couple of minor gay
characters, and a stylized strangling. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Atonement" (Focus)
Rated "R"
Moving World War II romance of a well-to-do young Englishwoman (Keira
Knightley) serving as a nurse and the working-class soldier
(James McAvoy) she has loved for years, but from whom she had
been separated years before when her kid sister (Saoirse Ronan)
wrongly accused him of a crime, an injustice that will haunt the
accuser (now played by Romola Garai) ever after. Director Joe
Wright, working from Christopher Hampton's adaptation of Ian
McEwan's novel, persuasively limns an unusual story of betrayal,
steadfast love, forgiveness and redemption with some surprising
twists, and with further pluses in the sensitive performances
and period detail. A fully clothed nonmarital sexual
encounter, an implied encounter between an adult and an underage
girl, use of the f-word among soldiers, brief profanity, wartime
dead and wounded imagery, and a crude written sexual remark. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Australia" (Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Sprawling, generally entertaining three-hour epic set just
before and after the bombing of Pearl Harbor as a starchy
English widow (Nicole Kidman) takes over her late husband's
cattle station down under, and falls in love with a rough-hewn
drover (Hugh Jackman) whom she hires to help drive cattle to
sale ahead of a rival magnate's (Bryan Brown) villainous
henchman (David Wenham). Despite some fanciful plot
contrivances, director Baz Luhrmann's lavish homage to classic
epics and Westerns brings back old-style Hollywood romance,
courtesy of its magnetic leads, and carries an admirable message
about racial tolerance. Moderate action violence, a mostly
implied nonmarital relationship including a very brief sexual
encounter without nudity, mild innuendo, one use of the F-word
and some Aboriginal mysticism; acceptable for older teens. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Aurora Borealis" (Regent)
Rated "R"
Overly long tale of unmotivated Minnesota man (an appealing Joshua
Jackson) who takes on a maintenance job at an assisted living
facility to be near his ailing grandfather (Donald Sutherland) and
falls in love with his granddad's home health aide (Juliette Lewis),
while allowing his philandering brother (Steven Pasquale) to use his
apartment for extramarital trysts. James Burke's downbeat film
scores points for its compassionate portrayal of the elderly and
their need for care and the acting is generally good, but the result
is not terribly interesting. The script goes beyond empathizing with
the grandfather's fervent wish to be spared a debilitating decline
into almost making a case for euthanasia, despite a morally sound
ending on all fronts. Pervasive rough and crude language,
euthanasia theme, adultery, acceptance of premarital sex, some heavy
groping and innuendo, a couple of violent brawls and a drug
reference. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"Avenue
Montaigne" ("Fauteuils D'Orchestre") (ThinkFilm)
Rated "PG-13"
Bittersweet, colorful French comedy-drama about a waitress (Cecile
de France) in a popular theater bistro in Paris who proves a
catalyst for several of the regular customers: a classical pianist
(Albert Dupontel) facing a midlife crisis in his career and
marriage; a young man (Christopher Thompson, the director's son and
the film's co-writer) who learns that his mistress has moved on to
his father, the latter a widower (Claude Brasseur) sadly auctioning
off the art collection he had amassed with his late wife; a popular
soap opera star (Valerie Lemercier) about to open in a stage comedy
but longing to play a serious movie role for a big Hollywood
director (Sydney Pollock); and a theater concierge (Dani) on the eve
of her retirement. Director and co-writer Daniele Thompson conveys a
canny empathy with her characters, all searching to fill the
emptiness in their lives. Subtitles. Sporadic rough and crude
language and expressions, an implication of adultery, premarital
relationships, sexual banter and the acceptability of divorce. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults.
"The
Aviator"
(Miramax)
Rated
"PG-13"
Absorbing
and
entertaining
epic
detailing
the
dramatic
glory
days
of
legendary
billionaire
Howard
Hughes,
in
his
myriad
roles
as
aviation
innovator
and
visionary,
daredevil
pilot,
Hollywood
producer
and
airline
tycoon,
while
charting
his
well-publicized
relationships
with
Katharine
Hepburn
and
Ava
Gardner,
and
ultimately
his
appearance
before
the
Senate
on
charges
of
defrauding
the
public
through
wartime
airplane
contracts.
This
film
is
a
career
highpoint
for
both
director
Martin
Scorsese
and
star
Leonardo
DiCaprio,
who
is
onscreen
almost
every
minute
and
gives
a
highly
charismatic
performance;
and
the
supporting
cast
is
mostly
first-rate.
A
smattering
of
profanity
and
rough
language,
implied
sexual
situations,
a
violent
plane
crash
and
brief
rear
nudity.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"August Rush" (Warner
Bros.)
Rated "PG"
Unabashedly romantic fable in which an 11-year-old musical
prodigy (Freddie Highmore) embarks on a search for the
cellist mother (Keri Russell) and rock-singer father
(Jonathan Rhys Meyers) from whom he was separated at birth
through the machinations of his grandfather (William
Sadler), encountering along the way a Fagin-like ex-musician
(Robin Williams) who seeks to exploit him and a social
worker (Terrence Howard) who tries to help him. Director
Kristen Sheridan's warm-hearted tribute to the power of
music blithely eschews all connection to reality, and will
likely strike some as charmingly poetic and others as merely
naive. An implied premarital sexual encounter, one use of
profanity, one use of the s-word and one crass expression.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"Australia" (Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Sprawling, generally entertaining three-hour epic set just
before and after the bombing of Pearl Harbor as a starchy
English widow (Nicole Kidman) takes over her late husband's
cattle station down under, and falls in love with a rough-hewn
drover (Hugh Jackman) whom she hires to help drive cattle to
sale ahead of a rival magnate's (Bryan Brown) villainous
henchman (David Wenham). Despite some fanciful plot
contrivances, director Baz Luhrmann's lavish homage to classic
epics and Westerns brings back old-style Hollywood romance,
courtesy of its magnetic leads, and carries an admirable message
about racial tolerance. Moderate action violence, a mostly
implied nonmarital relationship including a very brief sexual
encounter without nudity, mild innuendo, one use of the F-word
and some Aboriginal mysticism; acceptable for older teens. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Avenue
Montaigne" ("Fauteuils D'Orchestre") (ThinkFilm)
Rated "PG-13"
Bittersweet, colorful French comedy-drama about a waitress (Cecile
de France) in a popular theater bistro in Paris who proves a
catalyst for several of the regular customers: a classical pianist
(Albert Dupontel) facing a midlife crisis in his career and
marriage; a young man (Christopher Thompson, the director's son and
the film's co-writer) who learns that his mistress has moved on to
his father, the latter a widower (Claude Brasseur) sadly auctioning
off the art collection he had amassed with his late wife; a popular
soap opera star (Valerie Lemercier) about to open in a stage comedy
but longing to play a serious movie role for a big Hollywood
director (Sydney Pollock); and a theater concierge (Dani) on the eve
of her retirement. Director and co-writer Daniele Thompson conveys a
canny empathy with her characters, all searching to fill the
emptiness in their lives. Subtitles. Sporadic rough and crude
language and expressions, an implication of adultery, premarital
relationships, sexual banter and the acceptability of divorce. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults.
"Awake" (MGM/Weinstein)
Rated "R"
Softheaded, slightly sordid if effective thriller about a
billionaire heart transplant patient (Hayden Christensen) torn
between his possessive mother (Lena Olin) and the fiancee
(Jessica Alba) he marries on an impulse. Writer-director Joby
Harold builds this improbably twisty plot on a rare medical
phenomenon in which anesthetized patients are awake during
surgery and is fortunate to be working with a cast that lends
plausibility, including Terrence Howard as the victim's friend
and surgeon. Frequent rough language and profanity, a
sequence in which one character experiences intense physical and
psychological pain, graphic images of open-heart surgery, some
violence, a fleeting instance of drug use, a few sexual
references and partial upper nudity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under
17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Away From Her" (Lionsgate)
Rated "PG-13"
Poignant story about a husband (Gordon Pinsent) coping with his
wife's (Julie Christie) gradual decline from Alzheimer's disease,
and his separation from her when she enters an assisted-living
facility where she forms an emotional attachment to another patient
(Michael Murphy). The luminous Christie in one of her finest
performances makes an unavoidably downbeat film watchable, and
writer-director Sarah Polley provides an uncompromising view of a
situation that will no doubt resonate deeply with many, though the
husband's brief affair with the wife (Olympia Dukakis) of the other
patient is morally problematic, even under these tragic
circumstances. Some rough expletives, a character's past infidelity
and an adulterous affair. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
B
"Babel" (Paramount Vantage)
Rated "R"
Quietly powerful film charting three interconnected stories: an
American couple (Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett) stranded in Morocco
when the wife is seriously wounded by a stray bullet on their tour
bus; the deaf-mute teenage daughter (Rinko Kikuchi) of a widower
father (Koji Yakusho) in Tokyo who achingly longs for love; and a
Mexican governess (Adriana Barraza) and her nephew (Gael Garcia
Bernal) who take her two young charges across the border to attend a
wedding with tragic results. Director Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu's
somber and lengthy film imparts an admirable message about a shared
global humanity and the senselessness of violence, even as it blames
U.S. foreign policy and bureaucracy as an obstacle, has superbly
empathetic performances by an international cast, and ultimately
packs an emotional wallop. Partially subtitled. Some rough
language and profanity, crude expressions, some violence including a
killing, full female nudity, some discreet sexual elements, and
alcohol and drug use. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Baby Mama"
(Universal/Relativity)
Rated "PG-13"
Frequently funny but morally problematic romantic comedy about a
hard-driving grocery chain executive (Tina Fey) who, incapable of
bearing a child, hires an unpolished woman (Amy Poehler) to be a
surrogate mother, subsequently becoming her roommate when the latter
splits from her deadbeat common-law husband (Dax Shepard) while herself
becoming attached to an ex-lawyer turned juice-bar owner (Greg Kinnear).
Writer-director Michael McCullers' partially improvised feature debut,
with a cast that also includes Sigourney Weaver and Steve Martin,
abounds in comic energy but implicitly accepts current mores regarding
fertility that are contrary to Catholic values. Acceptability of
surrogate parenting and artificial insemination, implied premarital sex,
some crude and crass language, sexual and scatological humor, and a drug
reference. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O
-- morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America rating
is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Bad News Bears"
(Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Bawdy, albeit entertaining,
remake of the 1976 kiddie sports comedy about a boozing ex-big leaguer
(Billy Bob Thornton in the Walter Matthau role) hired to coach a
bungling team of Little League misfits and ends up turning their season
and his own life around. Directed by Richard Linklater, the new version
follows the original's coarsely sardonic lead, and, though ultimately
redemptive, strikes out as recommendable family fare. Pervasive crude language and humor, as
well as profanity by adults and children, drunkenness, some ethnic
insensitivity, delinquent behavior, an implied sexual encounter and some
risque situations. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling.
"Babel" (Paramount Vantage)
Rated "R"
Quietly powerful film charting three interconnected stories: an
American couple (Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett) stranded in Morocco
when the wife is seriously wounded by a stray bullet on their tour
bus; the deaf-mute teenage daughter (Rinko Kikuchi) of a widower
father (Koji Yakusho) in Tokyo who achingly longs for love; and a
Mexican governess (Adriana Barraza) and her nephew (Gael Garcia
Bernal) who take her two young charges across the border to attend a
wedding with tragic results. Director Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu's
somber and lengthy film imparts an admirable message about a shared
global humanity and the senselessness of violence, even as it blames
U.S. foreign policy and bureaucracy as an obstacle, has superbly
empathetic performances by an international cast, and ultimately
packs an emotional wallop. Partially subtitled. Some rough
language and profanity, crude expressions, some violence including a
killing, full female nudity, some discreet sexual elements, and
alcohol and drug use. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Babylon A.D." (Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Pointless futuristic action outing in which a mobster (Gerard
Depardieu) hires a mercenary (Vin Diesel) to escort a
mysteriously gifted young woman (Melanie Thierry) and her
guardian (Michelle Yeoh) from Mongolia to New York and deliver
her to the minions of her cult's high priestess (Charlotte
Rampling). Though not excessively violent, director Mathieu
Kassovitz's leaden adaptation of French author Maurice G.
Dantec's novel, "Babylon Babies," is driven by a muddled
mythology that includes the repetition of a Gospel miracle, a
plot turn requiring, though hardly meriting, mature
interpretation. Moderate action violence, one use of the
F-word, some crude language, a couple of profanities and a brief
background view of a stripper. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Ballad of Jack and Rose"
(IFC)
Rated "R"
Offbeat, slow-moving film about a nonconformist with a bad
heart condition (Daniel Day-Lewis) who lives alone with his teenage daughter
(Camilla Belle) on a former island commune "off the East Coast of the United
States," but then brings the woman he has been dating into the house
(Catherine Keener), along with the woman's two teenage sons, disrupting the
delicate balance of their solitary lifestyle, all the while fending off the
encroachments of a real estate developer (Beau Bridges). Written and
directed by Rebecca (daughter of late playwright Arthur) Miller, the
disjointed film features an accomplished performance by her real-life
husband, the always watchable Day-Lewis, and Miller has created an
atmospheric backdrop for her strange tale, but the vaguely incestuous
undertones between father and daughter and a scene where the daughter
invites one of the boys to deflower her make for fitfully distasteful
viewing. Some rough and crude language, sexual situations and innuendo, a
brief incestuous kiss, some talk of suicide, partial nudity, some drug
material. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would
find troubling.
"Balls of Fury"
(Rogue)
Rated "PG-13"
Exhausting comedy about a washed-up pingpong prodigy
(Dan Fogler) who is asked by an FBI agent (George Lopez)
to help catch a mysterious crime lord (Christopher
Walken). Along the way the former champ turns to a blind
pingpong master (James Hong) to regain his skills, falls
in love with the master's daughter (Maggie Q) and
eventually must play in a tournament with life-or-death
stakes. Frequently crude and always preposterous,
director and co-writer Ben Garant's film has some
flashes of originality and gets in a few good satiric
swipes, even as it revels in its own silliness. Much
crude language, one instance of profanity, suggestive
gestures, gross and scatological jokes, and mild
gay-themed humor. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults (though
it's acceptable for older adolescents). The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Bangkok Dangerous"
(Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
Grim shoot-'em-up about a solitary hit man (Nicolas Cage)
who travels to the titular city to carry out four contract
killings for a local crime boss (Nirattisai Kaljareuk), but
finds his emotional isolation thawed by his friendship with
the petty thief (Shahkrit Yamnarm) he hires as an assistant
and his feelings for a pretty pharmacy clerk (Charlie
Young). As directed by the Pang brothers, this remake of
their 1999 Thai film features considerable violence and
muddled moral values, with its hero instructing his protege
in the art of killing even while ostensibly reassessing his
own viciousness. Brief graphic sexual activity, upper
female nudity, intense action violence with gore, a suicide,
and occasional rough and crude language. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would
find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"The Bank Job"
(Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
Stylish but lurid fact-based tale, set in 1971 London, about
a car dealer and small-time criminal (Jason Statham) who,
tipped off by an old friend (Saffron Burrows), organizes a
gang (Stephen Campbell Moore, Daniel Mays and James Faulkner
among others) to rob the safe deposit boxes of an upscale
bank, only to find himself caught between a crime lord
(David Suchet), allied with a militant black-power leader
(Peter de Jersey), and an agent of the British
counterintelligence service (Richard Lintern) intent on
preserving royal secrets. Director Roger Donaldson's film is
primarily an intelligent and engaging crime thriller, but it
delves, along the way, into the seamy details of some of its
characters' private lives, while also graphically portraying
underworld brutality. Nongraphic sexual activity, some of
it aberrant, upper female and rear nudity, torture, much
rough, crude and crass language, adultery and pornography
themes, drug and prostitution references, a passing
anti-Catholic reference. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating
is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or
adult guardian.
"Barnyard" (Paramount)
Rated "PG"
Clumsy if colorful computer-animated tale set on a farm where,
unbeknownst to the farmer, the animals can walk and talk like
people, and centers on a callow young cow (voiced by Kevin James),
who must grow up quickly, reluctantly assuming leadership to stand
up to a marauding gang of coyotes after his father (Sam Elliott) is
killed defending the barnyard from the predatory pack. Directed by
Steve Oedekerk, the film's admirable, if heavy-handed, message about
embracing responsibility and putting the common good ahead of one's
own self-interest is undermined by a mediocre script padded with
raucous, redundant mayhem and silly sight gags at the expense of
story and character. Mildly crude humor, some menace and peril
that may be upsetting to very young children, heedless theft and
several mature story elements. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Basic
Instinct 2"
(Columbia)
Rated "R"
Sequel to the 1992 erotic thriller which finds that film's manipulative
vamp character (Sharon Stone) relocated to London, where, implicated in
the murder of a soccer star, she matches wits with a criminal
psychiatrist (David Morrissey), leading him down a path of seduction,
deception and murder. With its femme-fatale protagonist and murky style,
director Michael Caton-Jones' potboiler aspires to film noir, but its
shadowy sordidness can't hide a cartoonish lead performance and an
insipid, tangled script which distracts with salaciousness to make up
for its lack of suspense and intelligence. The film contains several
graphic sexual encounters with partial frontal and rear nudity, a flash
of full-frontal nudity, a shadowy orgy scene, violence, several lurid
images, rough and sexually explicit language and several drug
references. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O
-- morally offensive.
"Batman Begins" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Dark and brooding prequel that explains how Bruce Wayne (Christian Bale)
became the costumed crimefighter and reveals the "hidden years,"
detailing his training as a member of a clandestine order of ninja-like
vigilantes, leading up to his donning the cape and cowl to become Gotham City's self-appointed guardian.
Director Christopher Nolan goes for a more gritty "reality-based"
approach, focusing on the psychological dimension of Bruce/Batman's
inner conflict rather than comic-book heroics. Intense action
violence, some frightening images and mature thematic elements, as well
as a few crude expressions and an instance of profanity. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Battle for Terra" (Lionsgate)
Rated "PG"
Ambitious animated parable, set on a distant planet that's being
invaded by aggressive refugees from earth, in which a downed
human airman (voice of Luke Wilson) finds his loyalties divided
when he's befriended by one of the peace-loving, tadpole-shaped
locals (voice of Evan Rachel Wood) his warmongering commander
(voice of Brian Cox) is intent on destroying. Director
Aristomenis Tsirbas' feature debut is an honorable, if at times
heavy-handed, cautionary tale about prejudice, violence and
environmental degradation, but the battle scenes -- especially
as intensified by the 3-D presentation in some theaters -- are
too strong for the youngest viewers, and quasi-religious aspects
of the aliens' culture may require family discussion. Moderate
combat violence and a suicide. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG --
parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable
for children.
"Beauty Shop"
(MGM)
Rated "PG-13"
Amiable comedy about a widowed mother (Queen Latifah) working as a
hairdresser who, after a falling-out with the shop's owner, flamboyant Jorge
(scene-stealing Kevin Bacon), opens her own establishment in the ghetto and,
thanks to her styling prowess and warm-hearted people skills, overcomes
myriad obstacles to succeed.
Bille Woodruff's engaging film is a perfect showcase for the likable Latifah,
the eclectic ensemble cast (including Alfre Woodard, Alicia Silverstone,
Djimon Hounsou and Andie MacDowell) makes for interesting watching, and
despite some salty street language and salon sex chatter the movie imparts
solid messages about loyalty, friendship, and parenting. Some profanity,
crude language and crass expressions, sexual innuendo and suggestive
dancing. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults.
"Be Cool"
(MGM)
Rated "PG-13"
Flat follow-up to the 1994 comedy "Get Shorty" in which mobster-turned-movie
producer Chili Palmer (John Travolta) -- having grown disenchanted with the
film industry -- sets his streetwise sights on the music business, and
agrees to manage a promising young singer (Christina Milian) who is tied in
with shady record producers (Harvey Keitel and Vince Vaughn). Based on the
Elmore Leonard novel and directed by F. Gary Gray, the stale sequel lacks
the sharpness and satirical edge of the far superior "Shorty," resulting in
a film that, despite a charismatic, if retread, performance by Travolta, is
contrary to its title only lukewarm. The movie contains recurring
violence, an implied sexual encounter, images of smoking, drug content, some
vulgar gestures, and much rough and crude language and humor. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Because I Said So" (Universal/Gold Circle)
Rated "PG-13"
Mediocre and unfunny comedy about an overbearing mother (Diane
Keaton) who tries to match up her single daughter (Mandy Moore) with
a shallow architect (Tom Everett Scott), while the daughter is more
sensibly drawn to a decent single father (Gabriel Macht), but
nonetheless engages in a sexual relationship with both. Director
Michael Lehmann's appalling chick flick pushes the contemporary
acceptance of premarital sex to new lows, as the permissive Keaton
character and her three daughters blithely discuss their sexual
experiences at every opportunity. Keaton's comic prowess, appealing
performances from Moore, Macht and Stephen Collins, the absence of
graphic sex, minimal expletives, and a reasonably moral tie-up fail
to balance a script that is morally -- and dramatically -- askew at
every turn. Several nongraphic sexual encounters, permissive
sexual mores, much sexual banter, innuendo and other questionable
elements, casual acceptance of porn and an instance of profanity.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O --
morally offensive.
"Because of Winn-Dixie"
(20th Century Fox)
Rated PG
Gentle and disarming story based on Kate DiCamillo's award-winning best-seller
about a Baptist preacher (Jeff Daniels) and his little girl, Opal (AnnaSophia
Robb), who move to a small Florida town, and the dog they take in which becomes
the catalyst for Opal to make friends with several of the town's outcasts: an
ex-alcoholic recluse (Cicely Tyson), a fearful, spinsterish librarian (Eva Marie
Saint), and a guitar-strumming pet store manager with a prison record (Dave
Matthews). Wayne Wang's film, based on a novel by Kate DiCamillo, is beautifully
acted all around, and imparts a heart-tugging message about people's loneliness
and need to connect, making satisfying entertainment for adults as well as
children. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I --
general patronage.
"Becoming Jane" (Miramax)
Rated "PG-13"
Interesting speculative drama, based on only a few known facts,
about the bittersweet romance between writer Jane Austen (Anne
Hathaway) and an Irish lawyer (James McAvoy), and how the
experience might have influenced her writings. Julian Jarrold
directs with an authentic 18th-century feel, performances are
good (with American Hathaway holding her own reasonably well
among such British acting pros as Maggie Smith, Julie Walters
and Ian Richardson) and though the film is somehow not entirely
satisfying it nonetheless holds your interest up to its
bittersweet ending. Though possibly acceptable for older
teens, this film contains a couple of boxing sequences, a frisky
but nongraphic husband and wife encounter, some prostitutes, an
implied premarital encounter, mild innuendo and brief sexual
allusions. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"Bedtime Stories" (Disney)
Rated "PG"
The fanciful yarns a hotel handyman (Adam Sandler) spins about
his own life while baby-sitting his niece and nephew (Laura Ann
Kesling and Jonathan Morgan Heit) start to come true, affecting
his competition with the hostelry's toadying manager (Guy
Pearce) for their boss' (Richard Griffiths) favor, and shifting
his romantic interest from his employer's glamorous daughter
(Teresa Palmer) to his sister's (Courteney Cox) down-to-earth
friend (Keri Russell). Aside from some mildly crude gags,
director Adam Shankman's adventure comedy -- which affirms
perseverance and family unity -- is unobjectionable, and the
fantasy sequences are entertaining, though the humor is clearly
geared to the grade-school set. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental
guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for
children.
"Bee Movie" (DreamWorks)
Rated "PG"
Generally delightful animated feature about a scrappy bee (voice
of Jerry Seinfeld) who decides to sue the human race for
stealing the honey manufactured by his hard-working bee brethren
and brings the case to court, with the help of a sympathetic
florist (Renee Zellweger). An often very funny script (by
Seinfeld and others), terrific voice work from a cast including
John Goodman, Chris Rock, Kathy Bates, and many more, and
ultimately, a valuable ecological lesson, make this film --
directed by Simon J. Smith and Steve Hickner -- above-average
family fare. Mild innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental
guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for
children.
"Bee
Season" (Fox Searchlight)
Rated "PG-13"
Gently involving drama about a sixth-grade spelling prodigy (Flora
Cross) whose father (Richard Gere), an academic who believes that words
and letters "hold the secrets of the universe," obsessively tutors her
for a national spelling bee to the detriment of his mentally unstable
wife (Juliette Binoche) and religiously rebellious teenage son (Max
Minghella). Co-directors Scott McGehee and David Siegel couple domestic
dysfunction and Jewish mysticism, thoughtfully crafting an intelligent,
finely acted, and visually imaginative, but emotionally muted,
exploration of faith and family. A sexual encounter, a scene
involving a questionable distribution of Communion, minimal rough and
crude language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-III -- adults.
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"Beerfest" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Mindless and crude comedy about two brothers (Erik Stolhanske and
Paul Soter) who, together with some beer-guzzling friends (Kevin
Heffernan, Steve Lemme and Jay Chandrasekhar, who also directs)
travel to Germany to compete in an underground beer-drinking
Olympics against a German team consisting of a rival branch of their
family. The title says it all, as the insufferably adolescent plot
is just a pole for the foulmouthed frat-house humor which is vulgar,
unfunny and irresponsible. Pervasive crass and sexual humor, lewd
sight gags and innuendo, much reckless drinking, a couple of racy
sex scenes with partial nudity, as well as some unrelated partial
nudity, comic violence, some irreverent humor, a suicide, drug
content, excessive rough and crude language and some profanity. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive. |
"Before the Devil Knows You're Dead"
(ThinkFilm)
Rated "R"
Grimly powerful, hypnotic drama about a robbery that goes horribly awry, and the
tragic after-effects on two brothers (Ethan Hawke and Philip Seymour Hoffman)
and their families (Albert Finney and Marisa Tomei, among them). Veteran
director Sidney Lumet has lost none of his prowess, and this film -- heavily
imbued with a mood of inexorable doom -- almost has the feel of Greek tragedy,
as the narrative methodically, grippingly unfolds, and there are sensational
performances by all, including Rosemary Harris, Amy Ryan and Brian F. O'Byrne. Graphic violence and murder, vengeance, two sexual encounters with rear male
and upper female nudity, pervasive rough and crude language, profanity,
adultery, frank sexual talk and drug use. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"Being
Julia"
(Sony
Classics)
Rated
"R"
A
few
bright
spots
in
an
otherwise
tedious
adaptation
of
W.
Somerset
Maugham's
novel,
"Theatre,"
about
a
larger-than-life
English
stage
actress
(Annette
Bening)
who
has
an
open
marriage
with
her
producer
husband
(Jeremy
Irons),
and
takes
up
with
an
earnest
young
American
accountant
(Shaun
Evans)
in
her
husband's
employ.
Hungarian
director
Istvan
Szabo
is
no
stranger
to
period
drama,
having
succeeded
brilliantly
with
films
like
"Mephisto"
and
"Sunshine,"
but
was
perhaps
the
wrong
choice
for
a
film
that
doesn't
quite
ring
true
in
its
depiction
of
the
1938
period
or
very
English
locale
(it
was
shot
mainly
in
Budapest).
Nor
is
American
Bening
completely
convincing
either,
in
spite
of
some
effective
moments.
Evans
as
the
young
man
is
far
too
contemporary
in
his
demeanor,
though
otherwise
the
blue
chip
cast
--
including
Juliet
Stevenson,
Bruce
Greenwood,
Michael
Gambon,
Rosemary
Harris
and
Rita
Tushingham
--
is
fine.
A
few
instances
of
crude
language,
casual
depiction
of
extramarital
sex
and
an
instance
of
rear
nudity.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
L
--
limited
adult
audience,
films
whose
problematic
content
many
adults
would
find
troubling.
"Be Kind Rewind" (New Line/Partizan)
Rated "PG-13"
Zany, warmhearted comedy about a New Jersey video store worker (Mos
Def) who comes up with a scheme to create amateur video versions
of classic films when his bungling friend (Jack Black)
accidentally erases all the tapes after the manager (Danny
Glover) leaves town to investigate saving the building from
demolition. Despite its intentionally rough-hewn, indie
ambience, a wildly improbable plotline, and too much low-comedy
schtick, writer-director Michel Gondry's valentine to filmmaking
ultimately delivers a touching story of friendship, with a
strong affirmation of community and good fellowship, as the
townspeople rally to the aid of the threatened business. Some
vulgar humor, brief sexual references and mild comic violence.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II
-- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some
material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Bella"
(Roadside)
Rated "PG-13"
Sweetly sentimental story about an unmarried New York
waitress (an especially fine Tammy Blanchard) who loses her
job after becoming pregnant, and her restaurant's empathetic
chef (Mexican soap favorite Eduardo Verastegui) -- an
ex-soccer star whose career ended after his car fatally
struck a child -- who gives the young woman emotional
support, takes her to visit his loving family, and gently
tries to persuade her to keep the baby. Director and
co-writer Alejandro Monteverde's impressive feature film
debut is sometimes dramatically slack and implausible, but
the sensitive performances, positive depiction of the chef's
warm Latino family, and most of all, its affirmative
pro-life message -- along with themes of self-forgiveness,
reconciliation and redemption -- should resonate with
Catholic viewers. Partially subtitled. A couple of crass
words, a child's death, a drug reference, and the
out-of-wedlock theme aside, film is admirably free of
objectionable elements. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material
may be inappropriate for children under 13.
Producer
of
new
'Benji'
movie
touts
faith
as
reason
for
making
film
Is
it
possible
that
lovable
movie
mutt
Benji
is
back
after
17
years?
It's
not
some
shaggy
dog
story.
Joe
Camp,
producer
of
the
first
three
"Benji"
movies,
is
touting
his
Christian
credentials
in
hopes
of
scoring,
on
a
smaller
scale,
a
Mel
Gibson-like
independent
success
with
the
latest
in
the
"Benji"
franchise,
"Benji
Off
the
Leash,"
which
opens
in
theaters
Aug.
20.
"So
many
times
I
said,
'Benji
can't
change
the
world,
God.
Even
you
are
having
trouble
doing
that.
Christ
changed
it
once,
but
that
was
a
long
time
ago,'"
Camp
said
in
a
statement
to
parents
to
help
promote
the
movie.
"'Hang
on,'
said
God.
'Keep
your
eyes
and
ears
open.'
And
along
came
Mel
Gibson.
Once
again,
Christ
changed
the
world."
Camp,
who
was
raised
Presbyterian,
never
wore
his
faith
on
his
sleeve
in
the
heyday
of
"Benji."
But
now,
he's
happy
to
do
so,
he
said
in
a
telephone
interview
with
Catholic
News
Service
from
Atlanta.
"It
was
about
time
I
took
Christianity
and
my
working
life
and
shuffled
the
deck
together,"
Camp
said.
Even
before,
though,
he
added,
"God's
always
been
a
part
of
the
process."
Camp,
who
now
worships
at
what
he
calls
a
"Bible
church"
in
California,
said
the
new
dog
who
would
be
Benji
was
found
at
an
animal
shelter.
When
the
movie
crew
did
location
filming
in
the
same
town
where
the
shelter
was
located,
they
feared
someone
would
"show
up
out
of
the
woodwork
and
say,
'That's
my
little
dog.'
Nobody
ever
did
show
up,"
Camp
said.
The
biggest
complications
arose
close
to
the
premiere
date.
Benji
needed
eye
surgery
just
as
Camp
needed
to
promote
the
movie.
Benji
has
healed
sufficiently
to
go
on
tour
with
her
--
this
time
Benji's
a
she
--
new
masters.
Because
the
new
Benji
was
found
in
a
shelter
and
part
of
the
plot
of
"Benji
Off
the
Leash"
deals
with
Benji
being
abandoned,
Camp
said
he
hopes
it
will
spur
more
people
to
go
to
the
pound
and
adopt
dogs
and
puppies.
"When
we
did
our
location
filming,
the
next
month
the
shelter
emptied,"
Camp
said.
"It
was
the
best
(adoption)
month
they
ever
had."
Camp
told
CNS
that,
like
most
producers,
he's
hoping
for
a
big
first-weekend
box
office.
But,
as
an
independent
producer,
the
opening
weekend
means
even
more
to
him
and
the
movie.
A
good
box
office
take
will
prompt
more
theaters
to
show
"Benji
Off
the
Leash,"
and
to
show
it
for
a
longer
time.
Box
office
is
the
only
leverage
Camp
says
he
has.
"If
I
were
Universal
(Studios)
and
I
wanted
you
to
show
a
film,
I'd
say
'You
show
it
or
you
won't
get
the
next
"Shrek,"
or
any
of
16
movies
hanging
over
their
heads,'"
he
said.
Camp
said
he
was
offered
production
and
distribution
deals,
but
at
the
cost
of
creative
control.
"I
saw
what
Mel
Gibson
was
able
to
do
without
Hollywood,
and
I
determined
that
we
could
do
the
same
thing,"
he
said.
"Our
core
audience
consists
of
families
who
truly
care
about
what
their
children
watch
--
a
very
similar
demographic
to
the
families
of
faith
who
supported
Mr.
Gibson's
film."
While
one
target
audience
is
children
ages
3-10
who
love
cuddly
animals,
Camp
said
another
target
audience
is
parents
who
saw
the
original
"Benji"
flicks:
1974's
"Benji,"
1977's
"For
the
Love
of
Benji"
and
1987's
"Benji
the
Hunted."
"We've
got
comedy
in
the
film
to
make
the
kids
laugh,
but
we
also
have
a
good
story
in
the
movie
for
parents,"
Camp
said.
"There
really
is
something
for
everybody."
"The
Benchwarmers" (Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Lame comedy about three grown nerds (Rob Schneider, David Spade and Jon
Heder) who are recruited by a former geek turned billionaire (Jon Lovitz)
into playing against various Little League teams of bullying jocks in a
tournament he's sponsoring. By beating them, the trio will win respect
for every picked-on kid. Despite a commendable underdog message and some
occasional funny moments, director Dennis Dugan's film strikes out, its
"Bad News Bears" script straining under forced laughs and sophomoric
slapstick. Recurring crass humor and sight gags, some sex jokes
including running gay innuendo and a crude gesture, as well as a
smattering of crude language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
Benji
Off
the
Leash!
(Mulberry
Square)
Rated
"PG"
With
the
dearth
of
family-friendly
movies,
it
is
a
doggone
shame
that
when
good-guy
filmmaker
Joe
Camp
comes
along,
his
well-intentioned
labors
result
in
a
woofer
of
a
movie
like
"Benji
Off
the
Leash
The
floppy-eared
hero
first
strayed
onto
the
big
screen
in
"Benji"
(1974),
quickly
followed
by
"For
the
Love
of
Benji"
(1977)
and
a
decade
later
by
"Benji
the
Hunted"
(1987).
In
addition
to
feature
films,
Benji
also
starred
in
numerous
specials
and
even
had
his
own
TV
series.
In
the
new
film,
set
in
rural
Mississippi,
the
eponymous
mutt
(the
fourth
mixed
terrier
to
fill
the
leash)
befriends
a
shaggy
but
spunky
mongrel
named
--
appropriately
enough
--
Shaggy,
and
helps
him
rescue
his
ailing
mother
from
a
squalid
backyard
puppy
mill
run
by
greedy
breeder
Hatchett
(Chris
Kendrick).
The
doggie
duo
is
aided
in
their
canine
capering
by
Hatchett's
pet-loving
stepson,
Colby
(Nick
Whitaker),
and
hampered
by
two
bumbling
dogcatchers
(Randall
Newsome
and
Duane
Stephens).
The
story,
which
is
layered
with
such
serious
issues
as
domestic
abuse,
was
allegedly
inspired
by
the
real-life
search
for
a
new
dog
to
play
the
title
role.
Full
of
homespun
charm,
"Benji
Off
the
Leash!"
is
the
kind
of
little-movie-that-could
which
you
desperately
want
to
root
for,
but
one
which
makes
you
leave
the
theater
shaking
your
head
in
disappointment.
Camp,
Benji's
creator
--
whose
Mulberry
Square
Productions
specializes
in
family
fare
--
hopes
the
film
will
prove
that
not
everyone
in
the
entertainment
industry
subscribes
to
the
prevalent
lowest-common-denominator
mentality.
Referring
to
his
new
film
a
"true
'everybody'
movie,"
he
wanted
to
make
a
movie
that
didn't
rely
on
violence
and
vulgarity
as
selling
points.
While
such
heart-in-the-right-place
goals
are
certainly
to
be
applauded
and
supported,
neither
the
film's
uplifting
message
nor
its
adorably
scruffy
stars
can
hide
its
poorly
structured
script,
flat
dialogue
and
stale
performances,
including
the
tedious
slapstick
antics
of
Newsome
and
Stephens.
Sounds
harsh,
but
to
throw
the
film
a
more
laudatory
bone
would
be
a
clear
case
of
letting
the
sentimental
tail
wag
the
dog
of
objectivity.
Sadly,
"Benji
Off
the
Leash!"
is
nothing
to
bark
about.
Due
to
some
mildly
crude
expressions,
implied
spousal
abuse
and
images
of
animal
cruelty,
the
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-II
--
adults
and
adolescents
"Beowulf &
Grendel" (Union Station Media/Truly Indie)
Rated "R"
Grim and tepid, if earnest and ruggedly beautiful, retelling of the
eighth-century Anglo-Saxon saga of the Norse hero Beowulf (Gerard
Butler) who leads a troop of warriors across the sea to help the
long-suffering Danish king Hrothgar (Stellan Skarsgard) rid his lands of
a murderous troll, Grendel (Ingvar Sigurdsson), who is exacting revenge
on Danes for an earlier wrong. Stripping the epic of both its fantasy
and Christian elements while remaining faithful to its outline, director
Sturla Gunnarsson does a good job at establishing the dark, dank and
brutish world of the poem, breaking up the overall broodiness with
savage swordplay and severed limbs, but what the film gains in pathos by
humanizing the monster, and a contemporary feel by modernizing the
dialogue (including frequent use of the f-word), it loses in mythic
luster. Assorted bloody violence, including dismemberment, some
gruesome images, a rape flashback, an implied sexual encounter, a crass
scene of urination, and recurring rough and crude language. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"Beverly Hills
Chihuahua"
(Disney)
Rated PG
A pampered pooch (voice of Drew Barrymore) is kidnapped by a Mexican
dog-fighting ring while on a junket in the custody of her doting
owner's (Jamie Lee Curtis) self-absorbed niece (Piper Perabo),
escapes with the help of a protective ex-police dog (voice of Andy
Garcia) and discovers life on the streets while the ardent Chihuahua
(voice of George Lopez) she once spurned leads the search for her.
Along with entertaining adventures, director Raja Gosnell's
sprightly live-action canine quest offers lessons about ethnic
prejudice and class distinctions while also portraying the
personality-warping effects of materialism.
Mild menace. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-I -- general patronage. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested.
Some material may not be suitable for children.
"Beyond the
Gates" (IFC)
Rated "R"
Gripping dramatization about the 1994 siege of a Rwandan secondary
school at the height of the genocide, as a dedicated Catholic priest
(John Hurt) and an idealistic young British teacher (Hugh Dancy) --
both fictional characters -- attempt to protect some 2,500 Tutsi
citizens from the machete-wielding Hutus hovering just outside the
school gates. Director Michael Caton-Jones has filmed this powerful
film at the actual locations of the horrific events with survivors
among the cast and crew. This important film
is acceptable for mature teens. Much disturbing if discreetly handled
violence, description of atrocities, images of dead and wounded, some rough
language and mild profanity uttered under duress, a childbirth scene. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Beyond the Sea"
(Lions Gate)
Rated "PG-13"
Entertaining -- if dramatically uneven -- biopic about Bobby Darin (Kevin
Spacey, who also directed) which traces the singer's life from sickly child in
the Bronx, where his bout with rheumatic fever had doctors predicting he
wouldn't make it to his 15th birthday, through his early rise to fame, marriage
to actress Sandra Dee, and triumphs in nightclubs, film and recording. He did
all this while racing the clock with a bad heart, a condition that would fell
him at the young age of 36, and coping with a devastating revelation about his
parentage. Spacey's singing of the Darin hits is phenomenally good, and even if
he looks a mite mature for the role, he pulls it off, and though the flashback
framing device is initially awkward, once the story gets going the film is
absorbing with several touching scenes. Some rough and profane language and one
nonexplicit sexual encounter. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
"Bewitched" (Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Amiable retread of the 1960s sitcom, as a washed-up movie actor (Will
Ferrell) decides to revive the series (and his career), casting an
unknown (Nicole Kidman) to play his wife, not realizing she's an actual
witch, leading to romantic complications. Writer-director Nora Ephron's
comedy is more pleasantly amusing than outright hilarious, but the
mercurial Kidman is a total delight, Ferrell has some bright moments,
and there are felicitous turns by Michael Caine, Shirley MacLaine and
Carole Shelley, as well as a positive message about honesty and
friendship. Some crude expressions, sexual humor and innuendo,
cartoonish witchcraft elements and partial blurred nudity make this best
for adults and perhaps older adolescents. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Big Momma's House 2" (20th Century
Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Stale sequel to the 2000 comedy in which FBI agent Malcolm Turner
(Martin Lawrence), while posing as a plus-size nanny to investigate a
software designer tagged with compromising national security, winds up
bringing the suspected man's family closer together. Directed by John
Whitesell, this only fitfully funny and unnecessarily crude second
helping rehashes much of the original's forced slapstick humor, with the
perfunctory plot an afterthought to Lawrence' sassy shtick.
Comic
violence, some gun waving and an implied shooting, some crude and sexual
humor and innuendo, a brief drug reference, age-inappropriate suggestive
dance moves involving young children, scattered crass expressions. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"The Big
Question" (THINKfilm)
Rated "PG-13"
Curious documentary in which filmmakers Francesco Cabras and Alberto
Molinari pose several direct questions to fellow cast and crew members
on the set of "The Passion of the Christ" -- Mel Gibson among them --
about their personal religious beliefs, eliciting responses both
poignant and pretentious from a diversity of creeds as well as from
agnostics and atheists. Cleverly shot using the ancient Southern Italian
town where Gibson's movie was shot as a backdrop, and with many of the
respondents in full biblical costume, the film works for the most part,
despite consisting of little more than people candidly discussing their
ideas of the divine, interspersed with artsy images of a dog wandering
the landscape. Subtitles. A brief drug reference. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents.
"Birth"
(New
Line)
Rated
"R"
Unconventional
love
story
about
a
New
York
widow
(Nicole
Kidman)
who
comes
to
believe
that
her
dead
husband
has
been
reincarnated
as
a
10-year-old
boy
(Cameron
Bright),
much
to
the
dismay
of
her
new
fiance
(Danny
Huston).
Director
Jonathan
Glazer
has
crafted
an
elegiac
meditation
on
love,
loss
and
mortality,
buttressed
by
exceptional
performances
from
the
assembled
ensemble,
hauntingly
evocative
visuals
and
a
disquietingly
plaintive
score,
but
the
film
contains
several
controversial
scenes
between
Kidman
and
Bright
--
including
one
in
a
bathtub
--
that
many
viewers
may
find
extremely
troubling.
Suggestive
situations
involving
an
adult
and
a
minor,
and
an
explicit
sexual
encounter
with
nudity.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
O
--
morally
offensive.
"The Black Balloon" (NeoClassics)
Rated "PG-13"
Moving Australian film about a teenager (Rhys Wakefield)
settling into a new neighborhood with his pregnant mother (Toni
Collette) and army officer father (Erik Thomson) and caring for
his autistic brother (Luke Ward) with the help of a sympathetic
girlfriend (Gemma Ward). First-time feature director Elissa
Down's semiautobiographical story is well-acted and conveys a
strong pro-family message and compassionate view of the
disabled. Some crass expressions, brief domestic violence, a
few expletives including a single use of profanity and of the
F-word, mild sexual elements with innuendo and a birth control
reference, and some scatological elements; acceptable for older
teens. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may
be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Black Book" (Sony Classics)
Rated "R"
Glossy, well-acted World War II saga set in Holland about a Jewish
singer (a compelling Carice van Houten) who, after her family is
gunned down by the Nazis, joins the Dutch Resistance who ask her to
romance and spy on the local Gestapo chief (Sebastian Koch) with
whom she then genuinely falls in love. Director Paul Verhoeven has
made essentially an old-style Hollywood espionage story but with a
good deal of present-day permissiveness, and though the film has
some serious intent, it registers mainly as escapist entertainment,
even if inspired by true events. In Dutch, German, English and
Hebrew, with subtitles. Strong rough and crude language and
profanity, sexual encounters, full male and female nudity, innuendo,
wartime violence including shootings and beatings, vigilante
justice. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling.
"The Black Dahlia" (Universal)
Rated "R"
Adaptation of James Ellroy's novel built around the never-solved,
true-life case of a young Hollywood hopeful (Mia Kirshner) -- whose
mutilated body was found in a vacant lot in 1947 -- focusing on two
L.A. cops (Josh Hartnett and Aaron Eckhart) who are involved in the
case. The Hartnett character finds himself in a platonic menage with
his partner and the latter's longtime girlfriend (Scarlett
Johansson), then falls under the sway of a seductive rich girl
(Hilary Swank) who resembles the murder victim. Brian DePalma's
film-noir homage is uneven as drama (with its overly complex
script), despite his customary stylish flourishes and good, if
occasionally over-the-top, performances, but the pileup of sordid
revelations, though expected in the noir genre, and sundry other
lurid plot elements preclude recommendation. Rough and crude
language, general decadence, sexual situations and innuendo, much
violence, a couple of brutal boxing matches, some grisly imagery, a
re-creation of the lesbian underworld, pornography, adultery,
incest, rear nudity, murder, suicide and drug use. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Black Snake Moan" (Paramount
Vantage)
Rated "R"
Extremely lurid, but ultimately redemptive, melodrama set in rural
Tennessee about an aging blues singer (Samuel L. Jackson) who nurses
a badly beaten nymphomaniac (Christina Ricci) back to health, and
gets her to overcome her drug and sexual addictions, conquering his
own inner demons in the process. Writer-director Craig Brewer pulls
out the stops with an intentionally florid style, while the
impressive performances of the leads -- as well as those of John
Cothran as a benevolent preacher, S. Epatha Merkerson as an
empathetic friend and Justin Timberlake as an emotionally damaged
soldier who loves the young woman -- overcome the more outrageous
plot elements, The high quotient of sex, violence and foul
language -- which walks the finest of lines between morally
objectionable and dramatically valid -- will seriously limit the
film's appeal to audiences, Catholic and otherwise. Pervasive rough
and crude language and profanity, racial epithets, strong sexuality
including a couple of graphic encounters without nudity, premarital
situations, upper female nudity elsewhere, violence and drug use.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling.
"Blades of
Glory" (Paramount/DreamWorks)
Rated "PG-13"
Fitfully amusing buddy comedy about rival skating champions -- a
macho ladies' man (Will Ferrell) and a former child prodigy (Jon
Heder) -- banned from the world championships after fighting on the
ice, who reluctantly become a team when they learn it's the only way
they'll be allowed back to compete, while a jealous brother-sister
act (Will Arnett and Amy Poehler) attempt to sabotage the duo. Will
Speck and Josh Gordon direct the sophomoric proceedings capably, the
skating stunts are well handled, the leads are well paired, and
there are apt satirical barbs at the skating industry. The pervasive
low humor and vulgarity preclude the younger viewers who would most
appreciate the humor, even as predictable affirmations of friendship
and good sportsmanship eventually prevail. Crude language, crass
expressions, mild profanity, a couple of brief nongraphic sexual
encounters, innuendo, comic violence and mayhem, including a
decapitation, brief comic suggestion of incest and drug use. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults.
"Blade:
Trinity"
(New
Line)
Rated
"R"
Violent
and
vacuous
fantasy
action
sequel,
based
on
the
titular
Marvel
Comics'
character,
a
brooding
half-mortal,
half-vampire
slayer
(Wesley
Snipes),
who
in
this
third
go-round
must
join
forces
with
a
team
of
vampire-hunters
(Jessica
Biel
and
Ryan
Reynolds)
and
battle
an
army
of
bloodsuckers
(led
by
Parker
Posey)
bent
on
resurrecting
the
granddaddy
of
all
undead,
Dracula
(Dominic
Purcell)
--
here
re-imagined
as
an
ancient
Sumerian
demon
--
to
spawn
a
vampiric
master
race.
Directed
by
David
S.
Goyer,
this
bloodfest
dishes
out
the
same
tedious
gore
and
cheesy
dialogue
as
the
first
two
installments,
and
hopefully
this
one
will
drive
a
stake
through
any
future
films
in
this
forgettable
franchise.
Excessive
violence,
much
profanity
and
rough
language.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
O
--
morally
offensive.
"Blindness"
(Miramax)
Rated "R"
Chilling parable in which an eye doctor (Mark Ruffalo)
becomes an early victim in an epidemic of instant blindness
and, voluntarily accompanied by his still-sighted wife
(Julianne Moore), is forcibly quarantined in a dilapidated
mental hospital where conditions, both physical and moral,
rapidly deteriorate as the number of inmates (including
Danny Glover, Alice Braga, Gael Garcia Bernal and Don
McKellar, who also wrote the screenplay) grows. Director
Fernando Meirelles' adaptation of Nobel Prize-winning author
Jose Saramago's 1995 novel plumbs the depths of human
sinfulness, but never gives way to nihilism. Strong
sexual content, adultery, brief scenes of full nudity,
frequent rough and some crude language, and occasional uses
of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Blood and Chocolate" (MGM)
Rated "PG-13"
Disposable tale about an American comic book artist (Hugh Dancy)
researching folklore in Romania where he romances an alluring
expatriate chocolatier (Agnes Bruckner) who turns out to be a
werewolf, provoking the ire of her shape-shifting clan, especially
her insolent cousin (Bryan Dick) and the feral leader of the pack
(Olivier Martinez) to whom she is promised. While relatively
restrained in terms of sex and violence, director Katja von
Garnier's film doesn't work as a love story or a thriller, and
despite its nocturnal Bucharest backdrop and some modestly stylish
sequences the overall effect is bland. Some violence, a few
bloody images, erotically suggestive dancing, fleeting glimpse of a
nude photograph, drug references and sexual innuendo, as well as
sporadic mildly crude language and profanity. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Blood Diamond" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Compelling action-adventure set in Africa's Sierra Leone as a
mercenary (a superb Leonardo DiCaprio), a crusading U.S. reporter
(Jennifer Connelly) and a frantic African fisherman (Djimon Hounsou)
who's been separated from his family join forces against a backdrop
of bloody civil war and plundering of the country's natural
resources. Director Edward Zwick masterfully balances the action
sequences with the more intimate ones. The film, though overly long,
delivers on entertainment value, while imparting a worthy message
about the immoral origin of conflict diamonds and the exploitation
of child soldiers, and delivers a strong affirmation of family,
while the DiCaprio-Connelly romance is refreshingly devoid of overt
sexual elements. Much violence and bloodshed though admirably
restrained in its presentation, murder, rough language and
profanity, crude expressions, threat of rape, underage drinking and
smoking. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults.
"Bobby" (MGM/Weinstein)
Rated "R"
Fact and fiction are deftly blended in a multistoried drama about
the intertwining lives of guests and workers at the Ambassador Hotel
in Los Angeles -- played by an all-star cast including William H.
Macy, Anthony Hopkins, Sharon Stone, Laurence Fishburne, Demi Moore
and many more -- leading up to Robert F. Kennedy's assassination.
The presidential candidate is only seen sporadically in newsreel
footage but director-writer Emilio Estevez's characters -- despite
conflicts -- ultimately come to reflect the noble ideals of
brotherhood and forgiveness expressed in some of Kennedy's stirring
campaign speeches. Though there is some oversentimentality, on the
whole it's a compelling dramatization with a worthy message whatever
one's political stripe. Some rough expletives and an instance of
profanity, drug use, brief side and rear nudity, brief violence and
an adulterous affair. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
"Body of Lies" (Warner
Bros.)
Rated "R"
Taut and engrossing Mideast thriller about a conscientious U.S.
intelligence agent (Leonardo DiCaprio) who -- in an environment
of deception and betrayals -- seeks out an Osama-like terrorist
leader while taking orders from his longtime colleague, a
hard-nosed CIA chief (Russell Crowe) back in Virginia. Director
Ridley Scott maintains a good pace, and there are intelligent
performances by all, including Mark Strong as the agent's
Jordanian liaison, while the culturally enlightened script
encourages humanistic understanding of the politically and
socially volatile region. Relatively brief but graphic images
of violence, torture, and medical procedures, pervasive rough
language and profanity, and some blunt sexual expressions. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Bolt" (Disney)
Rated "PG"
The canine star of a TV show (voice of John Travolta), raised to
believe he has superpowers and that the program on which he
continually rescues his beloved owner (voice of Miley Cyrus) is
real, is accidentally shipped cross-country and must make his
way back with the help of a streetwise cat (voice of Susie
Essman) and an enthusiastic hamster (voice of Mark Walton).
Directors Chris Williams and Byron Howard's endearing animated
adventure, which sees its hero learning to believe in himself
and his companions -- especially the formerly selfish feline --
discovering the value of friendship and teamwork, has chase
sequences and cartoon action that might frighten the youngest
children, but is otherwise unobjectionable. Conventional
and 3-D formats. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I
-- general patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG --
parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"Bonneville" (SenArt/Drop
of Water)
Rated "PG"
Touching story of a widow (Jessica Lange) who treks by car from Idaho to
California with her two girlfriends (Kathy Bates and Joan Allen) to turn over
her late husband's ashes to her grown stepdaughter (Christine Baranski), who
demands them in return for not evicting her stepmother from her home. First-time
feature director Christopher Rowley -- with a sensitive script by Daniel D.
Davis, who based the story on his grandmother and her friends -- sustains a
gentle and easygoing tone throughout this mature "chick flick" road movie, the
friendship of the women is beautifully dramatized, and there's an affectingly
spiritual, if not specifically Catholic, quality in the healthy approach to
dealing with death. A few instances of crass language, light violence and
brief innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II
-- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for
children.
"Boogeyman"
(Screen
Gems)
Rated "PG-13"
Hokey horror flick about a young man (Barry Watson) who has
been haunted all his by memories of a traumatic incident he "witnessed" in
his bedroom as a boy -- he is convinced the eponymous evil specter snatched
his father -- and who is advised by his psychologist that in order to
salvage his sanity, he must prove that the fearful episode was nothing more
than a figment of his troubled imagination by spending a night alone in his
creepy childhood home. Though not without some mild suspense and
popcorn-tossing jolts, the movie, directed by Stephen Kay, is a muddled mess
of failed frights, horror-movie cliches and backend-heavy special effects
pieced together by a mostly incoherent script. Several sequences of menace,
which involve horror-style violence as well as some sexually suggestive
scenes, one which contains partial nudity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults
"Borat!
Cultural Learning of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of
Kazakhstan" (20th Century Fox)
Rated "R"
Juvenile mock documentary about a clueless journalist (Sacha Baron
Cohen) from Kazakhstan who travels to the United States to report on
the American way of life and embarks on a cross-country odyssey to
meet actress Pamela Anderson with whom he becomes infatuated after
seeing her on television. Some of the outrageous pranks -- many
involving real people not in on the joke -- are, admittedly, funny,
but mostly the film wallows in vulgarity, with Cohen and director
Larry Charles more often going for shock laughs over wit in
satirizing American culture and politics. Pervasive coarse sexual
and scatological humor, crass sight gags, masturbation, nudity, some
irreverent remarks, and excessive rough and crude language, as well
as some ethnic stereotypes. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Bordertown"
(THINKFilm)
Rated "R"
Worthy but bleak investigative drama in which,
at the behest of her editor (Martin Sheen), a
Chicago reporter (Jennifer Lopez) travels to
Juarez, Mexico, to uncover the truth about a
series of rapes and murders committed against
female factory workers and, uniting with a
former colleague and old flame (Antonio Banderas)
as well as a wealthy local humanitarian (Sonia
Braga), tries to protect the young survivor
(Maya Zapata) of one such attack.
Writer-director Gregory Nava's film, inspired by
true events, is absorbing, despite some
melodramatic elements and an oversimplified
indictment of globalization. Brutal rape and
attempted rape, nonmarital sexual activity, rear
and upper female nudity, graphic images of blood
and corpses, some rough, crude and profane
language, and occasional crass language. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"The Bourne Ultimatum"
(Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
This lightning-paced, globe-trotting follow-up to "The Bourne Identity" and "The
Bourne Supremacy" wraps up Bourne's (Matt Damon) quest to discover his true name
and history even as CIA project head (David Strathairn) orders his immediate
termination, but is continually stymied by Bourne's lethal skills at evasion and
unexpected help from female CIA operatives (Joan Allen and Julia Stiles).
Director Paul Greengrass orchestrates sustained and eye-popping
action-excitement throughout while a top-notch cast (including a climactic
appearance by Albert Finney) manages to flesh out their characters, resulting in
a satisfying if somewhat exhausting thriller. Much intense and fierce violence
and intermittent profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Boy in the Striped Pajamas" (Miramax)
Rated "PG-13"
The 8-year-old son (Asa Butterfield) of a Nazi concentration camp commander
(David Thewlis) befriends a captive Jewish boy (Jack Scanlon) and is gradually
exposed to the horrors of the Holocaust. Writer-director Mark Herman's luminous
screen version of John Boyne's award-winning novel for both children and adults
contrasts its protagonist's innocence with the brutal irrationality of the
events he uncomprehendingly witnesses. Mature thematic material, including a
disturbing but nongraphic mass extermination scene. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned.
Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Boy
A" (Weinstein)
Rated "R"
Achingly sad and touching story of a sensitive young man
(stunning work by Andrew Garfield) -- released from prison after
14 years for a dreadful crime in which he took part as a child
-- who, with the help of a concerned caseworker (Peter Mullan),
tries to start anew with an assumed name working at a delivery
company where he bonds with one co-worker (Shaun Evans) and
falls in love with another (Katie Lyons). Director John
Crowley's adaptation of John Trigell's novel is bleak,
heart-wrenching, morally complex and thought-provoking in its
themes of forgiveness, redemption, the negative influence of the
media and the human tendency to judge without knowing the facts. Rough language and profanity, crude expressions, nongraphic
sexual situations and frank discussion, fleeting upper female
nudity, bodily violence, off-screen murder, suicide and brief
drug use. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Boynton
Beach Club" (Roadside/Samuel Goldwyn)
Rated "NR"
Touching story about widowed and divorced seniors in Florida adult
community who meet in a bereavement group and come to learn that life is
far from over, as they forge friendships and romantic relationships.
Director and co-writer Susan Seidelman has gathered a first-rate cast
including Joe Bologna, Dyan Cannon, Len Cariou, Sally Kellerman, Michael
Nouri, Renee Taylor and Brenda Vaccaro, and has, for the most part,
avoided hackneyed treatment, and with good messages about recovery from
grief, finding unexpected love, and rebuilding self-esteem. Casual
view of premarital sex including condom use and pornography,
acceptability of divorce, mild innuendo, nongraphic sexual encounters,
partial female nudity, a few instances of rough and crude words, a
nonsexual encounter with a prostitute, drug use. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling. Not rated by
the Motion Picture Association of America.
"Bratz" (Lionsgate)
Rated "PG"
The sleazily dressed Bratz line of fashion dolls come to life in
a fluffy, live-action movie about four empowered Southern
California high-schoolers who are good to their parents and
classmates, do well in school, follow their dreams, and stand up
to the rigid and authority-abusing student body president, all
while dressed like professional escorts or trashy music-video
girls. Director Sean McNamara swerves from naturalistic drama to
cartoon antics, and for all the girls' good works and admirable
camaraderie, the Bratz (as they name their singing-dancing girl
group) are insufferably self-satisfied hyperconsumers. Much
tight and skimpy costuming, two brawls and two instances of
crude physical humor. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"The Brave One" (Warner
Bros.)
Rated "R"
Finely wrought but ultimately troubling tale of a radio
personality (Jodie Foster) who gradually becomes a vigilante
after her fiance (Naveen Andrews) is killed and she herself
grievously wounded in an attack in New York's Central Park, and
of her complex relationship with a police detective (Terrence
Howard) who is determined to hunt down the vigilante. An
unsettling meditation on the effects of fear -- and of its
absence -- director Neil Jordan's film has virtually every
element of a great work of art -- except, ultimately, a
steadfast commitment to humane values. Brutal violence with
blood and gore, some graphic sexual activity, rear and upper
female nudity, outbursts of extremely rough language, and
frequent crude and crass language. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The Break-Up"
(Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Tepid but fitfully affable romantic comedy charting the deterioration of
the relationship of an art gallery assistant (Jennifer Aniston) and a
loutish Chicago tour bus operator (Vince Vaughn) who ultimately learns
to be a more considerate person. Director Peyton Reed draws good work
from the stars, especially the effortlessly appealing Aniston and a
scene-stealing Judy Davis, though the protagonists from the start seem
distinctly incompatible. Underneath the not-very-funny funny business,
there are some universal truths about relationships, but the setup never
quite rings true, and the script should be way sharper. Considerable
profanity and crude language and an instance of rough language, some
crass sexual banter, partial nudity and a permissive view of premarital
relationship. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling.
"Breach"
(Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Interesting though, by its nature, downbeat dramatization about the
case of FBI agent Robert Hanssen (a compelling Chris Cooper) who was
revealed to be a spy for the Russians, called the worst breach in
the history of U.S. intelligence, and how he was entrapped by young
undercover agent Eric O'Neill (Ryan Phillippe), assigned to work
with him. Writer-director Billy Ray's gray-toned film is
deliberately paced, but ultimately delivers on suspense. There is
secondary interest for Catholic viewers in Hanssen's commitment to
Catholicism, though given the unsavory aspects of his personality
(not only treasonous, but an alleged sexual deviant as well), the
connection is more unfortunate than not. Candid discussion of
sexual matters, some crude language and profanity, a brief image of
a pornographic video, domestic discord and mild violence. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Breaking and Entering"
(Weinstein)
Rated "R"
So-so drama about a London architect (Jude Law) -- living with a
Swedish-American divorcee (Robin Wright Penn) and her autistic
13-year-old daughter -- who has an affair with the widowed Bosnian
mother (Juliette Binoche) of a troubled boy who has broken into the
architect's inner-city office, prompting a re-evaluation of his life
and relationships against the city's evolving cultural landscape.
Writer-director Anthony Minghella's film features good performances,
but interweaves its themes of immigration, motherhood and economic
disparity into a plot that's not terribly compelling, though its
moral resolution involves forgiveness and reconciliation. Some
rough and crude language and profanity, upper female nudity, a
prostitute character, a couple of nongraphic sexual encounters, some
sexual banter, infidelity and a condom reference. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Brick"
(Focus)
Rated "R"
Gritty low-budget murder mystery set in Southern California about a high
school loner (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) whose obsessive search for his
missing ex-girlfriend (Emilie de Ravin) leads to danger and deception,
with a list of suspects that includes her junkie boyfriend (Noah Segan),
a manipulative socialite (Nora Zehetner), a drug dealer (Lukas Haas) and
a volatile thug (Noah Fleiss). Inspired by the crime novels of Raymond
Chandler and Dashiell Hammett, director Rian Johnson cleverly gives the
high school movie a noir twist, combining the teen and classic detective
genres, resulting in a hard-boiled hybrid that proves intriguing despite
its modest trappings, though its slangy dialogue may take some getting
used to. Some violence, including several rough beatings and a
shooting, recurring drug content, unflattering portrayal of authority
figures, underage drinking and smoking, and sporadic crude language. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Bride &
Prejudice" (Miramax)
Rated "PG-13"
Daffy, but likable, updated subversion of "Pride & Prejudice"
-- with leading man Darcy (Martin Henderson) now an American hotel magnate,
and the Bennet girls now the Bakshis, a genteel lower middle-class Indian
clan -- but most of the Jane Austen plot elements are more or less intact,
including the duplicitous Wickham (Daniel Gillies). Gurinder ("Bend it Like
Beckham") Chadha's retread is also a garish musical in the Bollywood
tradition, and though much of it is -- intentionally -- way over the top,
the central romance between Darcy and the beautiful Lalita (Austen's
"Elizabeth") (Aishwarya Rai) comes through appealingly. Some off-color
remarks, a fistfight, provocative dancing, and some thematic material make
this best for older adolescents on up. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Bride & Prejudice"
(2005)
Daffy, but likable, updated subversion of "Pride and Prejudice" -- with leading
man Darcy (Martin Henderson) now an American hotel magnate, and the Bennet girls
now the Bakshis, a genteel lower-middle-class Indian clan -- but most of the
Jane Austen plot elements are more or less intact, including the duplicitous
Wickham (Daniel Gillies). Gurinder ("Bend It Like Beckham") Chadha's retread is
also a garish musical in the Bollywood tradition, and though much of it --
intentionally -- is way over the top, the central romance between Darcy and the
beautiful Lalita (Austen's "Elizabeth") (Aishwarya Rai) comes through
appealingly. Some off-color remarks, a fistfight, provocative dancing and some
thematic material make this best for older adolescents or adults. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents are
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13. (Buena Vista)
"Brideshead Revisited"
(Miramax/BBC)
Rated "PG-13"
Well acted and lushly outfitted, but substantially re-imagined,
screen version of Evelyn Waugh's 1945 novel about a middle-class
1920s Oxford University student (Matthew Goode) who becomes
entangled with an aristocratic Catholic dynasty through his
almost romantic friendship with its younger son (Ben Whishaw),
subsequently clashing with its misguided matriarch (Emma
Thompson) and pursuing an adulterous affair with her elder
daughter (Hayley Atwell). Director Julian Jarrold's sweeping
period drama transforms a Catholic convert's meditation on God's
grace into a cautionary tale about the negative effects of
guilt-inflicting religious fundamentalism. Nongraphic
adulterous sexual activity, brief rear nudity, a passing
same-sex kiss, and occasional crass language. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Bride Wars"
(Fox 2000/Regency)
Rated "PG"
Amiable if predictable romantic bauble about longtime
devoted pals (Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway, both in
good comic form), who have dreamt since childhood of
June weddings at New York's Plaza Hotel, but then, as
adults, have a falling-out just before their
much-anticipated nuptials there, after which each sets
out to sabotage the other. With the significant moral
reservation that both gals are shown to be cohabiting
with their fiances, director Gary Winick's fitfully
amusing "chick flick" otherwise has no significant sex
or language issues, and there are, at least, some worthy
if pat messages of lasting friendship and sensible
priorities. Premarital situations and some mildly
suggestive dancing. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults, though
it's acceptable for older teens. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for
children.
"Bridget
Jones:
The
Edge
of
Reason"
(Universal)
Rated
"R"
Retread
sequel
to
2001's
"Bridget
Jones'
Diary,"
which
finds
the
plump,
romantically
challenged
Brit
once
again
navigating
a
minefield
of
jealousies
and
insecurities,
while
waffling
between
sincere
affection
for
her
dashing
but
strait-laced
lawyer
boyfriend
(Colin
Firth)
and
the
temptation
of
her
caddish
ex-boss
and
former
lover
(Hugh
Grant).
It
may
be
a
new
diary
entry
for
Bridget
but,
as
directed
by
Beeban
Kidron,
the
story
pretty
much
feels
recycled
from
the
first
go-round,
though
Zellweger,
Firth
and
Grant
are
at
the
top
of
their
game.
Several
implied
sexual
encounters,
a
lesbian
subplot,
as
well
as
an
instance
of
rough
language
and
recurring
crude
sexual
language
and
humor.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
L
--
limited
adult
audience,
films
whose
problematic
content
many
adults
would
find
troubling.
"Bridge to Terabithia" (Disney)
Rated "PG"
Coming-of-age fantasy based on Katherine Paterson's children's novel
about a young loner (Josh Hutcherson) who befriends a new girl in
school (AnnaSophia Robb), who's also an outcast, and together they
create a magical world -- Terabithia -- where they can escape their
real-life troubles. The young leads are charming and the sweet story
gently imparts worthy messages about friendship, family and the
power of imagination, but director Gabor Csupo's faithful adaptation
is a bit underwhelming, as the anticipated fantastical elements are
minimal. Still, despite a plot twist that may upset sensitive young
children, the movie is family-friendly. Mature thematic elements,
including the death of a child, some minor peril and a few mildly
crude language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
Bright
Young
Things
(ThinkFilm)
Rated
R
Actor-writer
Stephen
Fry
("Wilde,"
"Gosford
Park")
makes
a
mostly
successful
directorial
debut
with
"Bright
Young
Things,"
his
own
adaptation
of
Evelyn
Waugh's
famous
novel,
"Vile
Bodies,"
an
alternately
funny
and
serious
look
at
the
upper-crust
1920s'
Jazz
Age
sensation-seekers
who
partied
till
they
dropped,
obsessed
with
drink
and
drugs
on
the
road
to
self-destruction.
Overly
fond
of
long,
fast
pan
shots
and
annoying
quick
cutting
(much
like
"Chicago")
utilized
to
show
the
fast-paced
lives
these
self-absorbed
characters
lead,
the
film
barely
slows
down
until
the
end,
when
the
story
takes
a
somber
turn.
At
the
center
is
writer
Adam
Symes
(Stephen
Campbell
Moore),
whose
memoirs
are
seized
by
narrow-minded
customs
agents
as
he
returns
to
England
from
Paris.
This
is
particularly
unfortunate,
as
he
needs
an
advance
of
1,000
British
pounds
from
publishing
magnate
Lord
Monomark
(Dan
Aykroyd)
to
be
able
to
wed
his
fiancee,
Nina
(Emily
Mortimer).
At
his
boarding
house,
he
wins
an
equivalent
amount
at
cards,
but
then
gambles
the
money
on
a
horse
called
Indian
Runner
when
a
drunken
major
(Jim
Broadbent)
assures
him
the
horse
is
a
shoo-in.
The
major
disappears,
leading
him
to
think
he'll
never
see
the
money
again.
Lo
and
behold,
the
horse
wins,
and
throughout
the
film
Adam
keeps
running
into
the
major,
but
for
complicated
reasons
never
seems
to
get
his
hands
on
the
money
he's
owed.
In
desperation,
he
summons
up
the
courage
to
ask
Nina's
loony
father
(Peter
O'Toole)
for
the
money.
Surprisingly,
the
father
agrees,
but
in
his
carelessness
signs
the
check
"Charlie
Chaplin,"
rendering
the
check
worthless.
Since
it
appears
Adam
will
never
get
the
money,
the
pragmatic
Nina
decides
to
marry
the
wealthy
Ginger
(David
Tennant),
though
she
still
loves
Adam.
Adam
is
eventually
hired
to
be
a
gossip
columnist
--
"Mr.
Chatterbox"
--
after
Simon
Balcairn
(James
McAvoy),
who
had
the
job,
writes
an
outrageous
column
filled
with
libelous
fabrications
of
high-placed
people,
and
then
commits
suicide.
(At
one
point,
Adam
fleetingly
considers
suicide,
too.)
For
a
while,
Adam
fills
his
shoes
admirably,
until
an
unfortunate
mishap.
Eventually
war
comes,
bringing
the
wanton
frivolity
of
these
bright
young
things
to
an
end.
Fry
has
seen
in
Waugh's
story
a
searing
indictment
of
a
celebrity
culture
filled
with
gossip
columnists
and
paparazzi,
long
before
our
present-day
obsession
with
such
gossip-generating
engines
as
the
National
Enquirer
and
the
E!
channel.
The
film
is
peopled
with
various
colorful
characters,
including
Adam's
kindly,
eccentric
landlady
(a
delightful
turn
by
British
musical
star
Julia
MacKenzie),
who's
extraordinarily
magnanimous
about
Adam's
rent;
a
wild
sophisticate
named
Agatha
Runcible
(Fenella
Woolgar)
who,
in
a
pivotal
scene,
wreaks
havoc
as
she
tears
off
into
the
countryside
in
a
racing
car;
and
an
effeminate
fop
named
Miles
(Michael
Sheen)
whose
infatuation
with
another
man
leads
him
into
serious
trouble
with
the
police.
The
film
is
extravagantly
cast
with
some
terrific
English
actors
in
roles
large
and
small.
Besides
those
mentioned,
there
are
Sir
John
Mills,
Richard
E.
Grant,
Simon
Callow,
Margaret
Tyzack
and
Jim
Carter.
Americans
Aykroyd
and
Stockard
Channing
(as
an
evangelist
traveling
with
a
choir
of
attractive
young
ladies)
hold
their
own.
There's
much
decadent
posing
and
snorting
of
cocaine
and
such
in
the
party
scenes,
but,
as
in
the
book
--
a
classic
of
social
criticism
--
it's
all
for
a
moral
purpose.
"Oh,
Nina,
what
a
lot
of
parties,"
Adam
sighs
wearily
at
one
point,
voicing
Waugh's
sentiments.
The
central
characters
ultimately
come
to
a
realization
of
the
more
important
things
of
life.
Waugh
himself
was
Catholic,
and
his
Catholicism
reached
its
popular
apotheosis
with
the
1982
miniseries,
"Brideshead
Revisited."
Fry
has
fiddled
a
bit
with
the
time
frame
of
the
book
so
that
the
story
now
reaches
its
climax
during
World
War
II,
and
ties
things
up
in
a
more
neatly
sentimental
fashion
than
Waugh
did.
(The
novel
was
published
in
1928.)
Otherwise,
if
the
story
isn't
completely
faithful
in
detail,
it
certainly
is
in
spirit.
The
production
is
handsomely
designed
(by
Michael
Howells).
The
music
score
encompasses
mostly
period
recordings,
everything
from
"Sing,
Sing,
Sing"
to
Noel
Coward
ditties.
Because
of
recreational
drug
and
alcohol
use,
implied
promiscuity,
generalized
decadence,
amoral
behavior
and
a
suicide,
the
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
L
--
limited
adult
audience,
films
whose
problematic
content
many
adults
would
find
troubling.
"Brokeback
Mountain" (Focus)
Rated "R"
Over-the-years love story between two emotionally fragile cowboys (Heath
Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal) who begin an intimate relationship during a
solitary sheepherding assignment. Though shortly after, they try to go
their separate ways, with one marrying his fiancee (Michelle Williams)
and the other a former prom queen (Anne Hathaway), they continue to be
drawn to each other. Director Ang Lee's well-crafted film, which is
superbly acted, was adapted from a New Yorker short story by Pulitzer
Prize-winner Annie Proulx. It treats the subject matter -- which a
Catholic audience will find contrary to its moral principles -- with
discretion. Tacit approval of same-sex relationships, adultery, two
brief sex scenes without nudity, partial and shadowy brief nudity
elsewhere, other implied sexual situations, profanity, rough and crude
expressions, alcohol and brief drug use, brief violent images, a
gruesome description of a murder, and some domestic violence. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"Broken
Flowers" (Focus)
Rated "R"
World-weary womanizer (Bill Murray), deserted by his latest amour (Julie
Delpy), receives an anonymous letter from a long-ago flame informing him
he has a 19-year-old son, leading his neighbor (Jeffrey Wright) to
suggest he look up ex-girlfriends (Sharon Stone, Frances Conroy, Tilda
Swinton, Jessica Lange) and determine which one might have sent the
letter. Writer-director Jim Jarmusch's quirky film is a telling
commentary on relationships and human interconnection, the performances
are fine, and Murray is effortlessly luminous. Scattered uses of
rough language, brief full-frontal female nudity, implied premarital
sex, underage drinking and brief drug use. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Brooklyn Rules" (City Lights)
Rated "R"
A coming-of-age comedy-drama about three lifelong Catholic friends
(Scott Caan, Jerry Ferrara and Freddie Prinze Jr.) facing young
adulthood in 1980s New York and trying to resist the influence of a
local Mafia lieutenant (Alec Baldwin). While nicely observed, with a
focus on how friendships can transcend time and circumstances,
director Michael Corrente's film lacks the depth of "The Sopranos." Pervasive rough and crude language; mild sexual innuendo and one
nongraphic sex scene; much violence, including gunfire and beatings,
with bloodshed; and a revenge killing without consequences. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would
find troubling.
"The Brothers Grimm" (Dimension)
Rated "PG-13"
Visually inventive, highly atmospheric adult fantasy that presents the
fairy-tale authors -- Wilhelm and Jacob Grimm (Matt Damon and Heath
Ledger, with credible English accents) -- as con-artist characters in a
story as fantastical as anything they might have written, incorporating
familiar elements of many of their stories, as an autocratic French
occupier (Jonathan Pryce) orders them to get to the bottom of strange
happenings in a German forest involving missing children. Director Terry
Gilliam gets high marks for creating an evocative, 19th-century world,
and whipping up a good deal of excitement as the story races to its
conclusion, but the film is marred by a slow start and an uneven
screenplay by Ehren Krueger. Intense action violence, frightening
images, many involving insects, torture scenes, scattered profanity and
crude language, brief sexual situations, and brief irreligiousness. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"The
Brothers Solomon" (Screen Gems)
Rated "R"
Excruciatingly dull comedy in the
clueless-protagonist vein, in which two brothers
(Will Forte, who scripted, and Will Arnett) must
become fathers to come into an inheritance from
comatose father Lee Majors, and they pay a woman
they've met online (Kristin Wiig) to be
artificially inseminated. Director Bob
Odenkirk's slow pacing fails to propel the
lifeless gags. Pregnancy out of wedlock;
artificial insemination; rough, crude and crass
language; one reference to pornography; and some
mild sexual banter. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The Bucket List" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Unremarkable, formulaic, only mildly entertaining story of two cancer patients
-- a wealthy, womanizing tycoon (Jack Nicholson) and a middle-class garage
mechanic (Morgan Freeman) -- who decide to hit the road and experience all their
wildest dreams in the time they have left, that is, until they "kick the
bucket." We've seen all this before, and except for seeing the two stars in
standard reliable form, director Rob Reiner's film is predictably routine,
though some problematic elements aside, imparting a positive message about
finding the joy in life and bringing joy to others. An instance of the f-word;
some crude expletives, crass expressions and scattered profanity; a vulgar
gesture; an implied nonmarital sexual encounter; sexual references and innuendo;
and domestic discord. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children
under 13.
"Bug" (Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
Intense and ultimately repelling tale of a depressed cocktail
waitress (Ashley Judd) who takes in an apparently gentle drifter
(Michael Shannon) to her motel room while living in fear of her
ex-con former husband (Harry Connick Jr.) and is soon persuaded
by the stranger's increasingly hysterical conviction that their
room is teeming with bugs as part of a widespread government
conspiracy against them. Director William Friedkin's stage-bound
adaptation of Tracy Letts' off-Broadway play is initially
promising as a psychological study of vulnerable lost souls but
eventually disintegrates into an ugly and unconvincing horror
flick. Excessive gore and violence, constant rough language
and profanity, a casual sex scene, full male and female nudity,
recreational drug and alcohol abuse, same-sex kissing and
suicidal behavior. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Burn After Reading" (Focus)
Rated "R"
Witty dark caper comedy about hapless
Washington-based gym employees (Frances McDormand and Brad
Pitt) who find the memoirs of a fired CIA analyst (John
Malkovich) on a computer disc and believe they're in
possession of classified information they can sell to the
Russians. Joel and Ethan Coen have written an extremely
clever script, directed with assured timing, and their film
showcases a top-flight cast including George Clooney, Tilda
Swinton and Richard Jenkins, all of whom reveal surprising
comic chops. Overt sex and violence are minimal, but many
will be disturbed by the strong language. Pervasive use of
the F-word and some profanity; two brief instances of
violence, one gruesome; implied nonmarital sexual activity;
and a sexual sight gag. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating
is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or
adult guardian.
"Tim
Burton's Corpse Bride" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG"
Darkly enchanting animated love story based on a Russian folk tale about
a timid groom (voiced by Johnny Depp) whose arranged marriage to the shy
daughter (voiced by Emily Watson) of stuffy aristocrats, is derailed the
night before they are to wed when, practicing his vows alone in the
woods, he finds himself betrothed to a dead girl (voiced by Helena
Bonham Carter) he inadvertently reanimates. Though a bit morose for
young children, co-directors Tim Burton and Mike Johnson have crafted a
delightfully macabre fable that imparts a gentle message of selfless
love which should warm most hearts -- beating or not. Mature thematic
elements, a villainous clerical character and folkloric fantasy content.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II --
adults and adolescents.
C
"Cadillac Records" (Sony
Music/Parkwood)
Rated "R"
Colorful if sometimes sordid chronicle of the rise of Chess
Records throughout the 1950s and 1960s as owner Leonard Chess
(Adrian Brody), a Polish emigre, assembles an array of
rhythm-and-blues musicians -- including such legendary names as
Muddy Waters (Jeffrey Wright), Little Walter (Columbus Short),
Chuck Berry (Mos Def), Howlin' Wolf (Eamonn Walker) and Etta
James (Beyonce Knowles) -- eventually leading his artists to
"cross over" to mainstream audiences. Writer-director Darnell
Martin presents a kaleidoscopic overview of their personal and
professional lives with excellent performances and a flavorful
earful of tunes, though some of the elements below may limit its
appeal to Catholic viewers. Pervasive rough language and some
profanity; some brief nongraphic sexual encounters; some
nonmarital, implied underage sex; innuendo; some racial
violence; drug use and infidelity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Callas
Forever"
(Regent
Releasing)
Rated
"NR"
Fictitious
but
true-in-spirit
story
of
self-obsessed
opera
diva
Maria
Callas'
lonely
last
years
in
Paris
after
she
had
lost
her
voice,
wherein
a
gay
former
manager
(Jeremy
Irons)
persuades
her
she
can
have
a
second
career
by
making
film
versions
of
her
most
notable
operas
while
lip-syncing
to
her
old
recordings.
French
accent
notwithstanding,
Fanny
Ardant
succeeds
to
a
remarkable
degree
in
capturing
the
Greek-American
soprano's
temperament
and
physical
appearance,
while
director
Franco
Zeffirelli
--
a
close
friend
and
colleague
of
Callas
--
directs
with
the
expected
authority
and
brings
special
flair
to
the
"Carmen"
sequences,
though
the
specialized
subject
matter
will
be
of
most
interest
to
Callas
fans
and
opera
buffs.
A
few
instances
of
rough
and
crude
language
and
a
couple
of
mild
sexual
situations.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
Not
rated
by
the
Motion
Picture
Association
of
America.
"Capote"
(Sony Classics)
Rated "R"
Gripping chronicle of writer Truman Capote (a superb Philip Seymour
Hoffman) getting the inspiration to write his acclaimed "nonfiction
novel," "In Cold Blood," after a Kansas farm family is brutally
murdered, and his probing interviews with the townspeople and the
killers, which walk a fine line between calculation and compassion.
Director Bennett Miller's sobering film masterfully recreates the early
1960s as Capote travels back and forth from the superficial New York
social scene to the bleak aura of death row at Leavenworth, with fine
performances by Catherine Keener, Clifton Collins Jr., Chris Cooper and
Amy Ryan. Brief violent images, an implied homosexual relationship,
scattered profanity and rough language, crude expressions, a vulgar
anecdote, sexual reference, and a hanging. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Captivity" (Lionsgate/After
Dark)
Rated "R"
Nasty tale about a model (Elisha Cuthbert) abducted and subjected to
unrelenting torture by a masked figure. Director Roland Joffe's film
eventually comes up with some interesting elements and plot twists,
but by then it is too late, demonstrating he has come a long way
from earlier and loftier achievements such as "The Killing Fields"
and "The Mission." Graphic sex, violence, sadism and torture. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Carandiru"
(Luis Carlos Vasconcelos)
Rated "R"
"Carandiru" (Sony
Classic) is a raw and rambling prison drama about
life in an explosively overcrowded Latin American
penitentiary, as seen through the eyes of a
humanitarian-minded doctor (Luis Carlos
Vasconcelos) brought in to implement an
AIDS-prevention program.
Based on actual events
which occurred at Brazil's notorious Sao Paulo
House of Detention, the film, directed by Hector
Babenco, conveys an almost palpable sense of
confinement and tinderbox volatility, but falls
short of compelling, in large part due to an
unfocused, episodic script, and, despite an
underlying theme of redemption, the doctor's
nonjudgmental acceptance of the inmates' aberrant
behavior.
Due to strong bloody
violence including an intense riot sequence,
several sexual encounters with partial nudity, a
casual attitude toward homosexuality, recurring
drug content and much rough and crude language,
the USCCB classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling.
"Cars"
(Disney)
Rated "G"
Delightful computer-animated movie set in a world of anthropomorphic
autos about a cocky racecar (voiced by Owen Wilson) which, while en
route cross-country to compete in a prestigious championship, is
unexpectedly detained in a neglected desert town, where his growing
friendship with the town's four-wheeled residents (voiced by Paul
Newman, Bonnie Hunt and Larry the Cable Guy, among others) effects a
change of heart regarding fame in the fast lane. Co-directed by John
Lasseter and Joe Ranft, the film has a full tank of humor and emotions
-- not to mention bar-raising visuals -- while its solid storytelling
imparts a charming message about taking the time to appreciate what
really matters in life. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-I -- general patronage.
"Cassandra's Dream"
(Weinstein)
Rated "PG-13"
Fairly interesting but ultimately unconvincing London-based drama about two
financially needy brothers (Ewan McGregor and Colin Farrell) asked by their rich
uncle (Tom Wilkinson) to kill a business associate for pay. The two leads are
excellent, but writer-director Woody Allen's Hitchcockian script fails to avoid
a sense of contrivance, and Allen's nihilistic worldview, as espoused here by
McGregor's character, is beginning to grow tiresome. An off-screen
murder, brief violence, much conversational profanity, drug references, some
brief sexual banter and nonmarital relationships. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Casanova"
(Touchstone)
Rated "R"
Handsome but leisurely paced period piece about history's most famous
lover (Heath Ledger), focusing on a fictitious "secret" episode in his
life: his incognito love affair with an 18th-century Venetian beauty
(Sienna Miller) who writes feminist tracts under a male nom de plume. On
the plus side, Lasse Hallstrom's film is well acted, farcical without
overdoing the slapstick, remarkably restrained in sexual matters, and
even has a reasonably moral ending, but there's a surfeit of troublesome
Inquisition-era jibes at the Catholic Church (including a comically
villainous bishop played by Jeremy Irons), and an episode involving
seduction of a novice. Brief sexual episodes without nudity,
innuendo, some crude expressions, pervasive anti-clerical view and a
mild torture scene. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling.
"Casino Royale" (Columbia/MGM)
Rated "PG-13"
Adrenaline-charged adaptation of Ian Fleming's first James Bond
novel (spoofed in a 1967 film of the same title) in which the iconic
British superspy (Daniel Craig in his 007 debut) must infiltrate a
high-stakes card game organized by a banker (Mads Mikkelsen) to
international terrorists. Director Martin Campbell's addition to the
franchise (the 21st overall) jettisons the campy elements of past
films for a grittier, more serious return to the harder-edged tone
of the books -- especially in regard to the violence -- blending
virtuoso action sequences and substantial character development to
show the origins of the Bond mythology. Virile yet vulnerable,
Craig's secret agent is less the sophisticated playboy -- though
there is the usual womanizing -- and more a brash and brooding
assassin. Recurring strong action violence, including an intense
torture scene, adultery, partial nudity, sexual situations, and some
mildly crude language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
"Catch and Release" (Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Dour, slow-moving romantic comedy about a woman (Jennifer Garner)
whose fiancee is killed shortly before their wedding who learns that
he fathered a child with an out-of-town massage therapist (Juliette
Lewis) who eventually comes to town with the child in tow moving in
with her and her fiance's buddies (Kevin Smith, Sam Jaeger and
Timothy Olyphant) with ensuing romantic complications.
Writer-director Susannah Grant's formulaic chick flick strains for
credibility, the acting is bland (especially Olyphant as her
principal love interest), and is unredeemed by the overall message
of forgiveness and a reasonably moral wrap-up. Permissive sexual
mores, intimate encounters (one intense but fully clothed, the other
gauzily photographed with no actual nudity), sexual banter and
innuendo, some crude language and expressions and profanity, a
suicide attempt and drug use. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
|
"Catch a Fire" (Focus)
Rated "PG-13"
Intelligent if unevenly compelling drama set in apartheid-era South
Africa that tells the real-life story of Patrick Chamusso (Derek
Luke), a husband and father who abandons his apolitical stance and
becomes a militant rebel fighter after he and his wife (Bonnie
Henna) are wrongfully arrested and tortured by white police
investigators (headed by Tim Robbins) in connection with an
explosion at the oil refinery where he works. Despite all the right
ingredients -- a solid cast, a worthy story, taut pacing and an
accomplished director in Phillip Noyce -- the tale never ignites
from an emotional standpoint. However, in exploring themes of racism
and the timely issue of using violence as a means of political
protest, the film ultimately advocates forgiveness as imperative in
healing the wounds caused by hatred. Some violence, images of
torture, an instance of rough language and a few crude expressions
and racial slurs. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. |
"The Cave"
(Screen Gems)
Rated "PG-13"
Schlocky horror action movie about a team of expert cave explorers (led
by Cole Hauser and Eddie Cibrian) trapped miles beneath the surface,
who, while struggling to find a way out, fall prey to an unknown
subterranean species of ravenous creatures. Despite its creepy
claustrophobic setting, Bruce Hunt's directorial debut provides few
(even B-movie) jolts, resulting in a formulaic and forgettable
group-peril flick that caves in under the weight of its illogical and
hackneyed script. Recurring monster menace and bloody gore, as well
as scattered crude language and profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
|
"The Cave of the Yellow Dog"
(Tartan)
Rated "NR"
Gentle tale that chronicles the daily life of a family of
nomadic Mongolian sheepherders and centers on a young girl's efforts
to conceal a stray puppy she found, defying her father's orders
forbidding her from keeping the dog. Once again using indigenous,
nonprofessional actors (all are real nomads), director Byambasuren
Davaa blends documentary and narrative storytelling less
successfully than in her previous effort, "The Story of the Weeping
Camel." Despite virtually no plot, she nevertheless manages to craft
a simple yet lovely and gracefully shot fable that explores themes
of family bonds and modernity's encroachment into traditional ways
of life. Though underpinned by a cyclical Buddhist spirituality --
particularly its central belief in reincarnation -- the story and
its affirmation of the supreme value of human life should resonate
with Catholic viewers. Subtitles. The scene of a dead sheep being
skinned may upset very young children. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage. Not rated
by the Motion Picture Association of America. |
"Cellular"
(New
Line)
Rated
"PG-13"
Somewhat
satisfying
fast-paced
thriller
about
a
kidnapped
woman
(Kim Basinger)
whose
life
--
along
with
that
of
her
young
son
--
hangs
on
the
tenuous
connection
to
a
stranger's
(Chris
Evans)
cell
phone.
Giving
the
old
damsel-in-distress
formula
a
wireless
twist,
director
David
R.
Ellis'
slim
story
about
a
good
Samaritan
slacker
trying
to
save
a
woman
he
has
never
met
is
full
of
predictable
popcorn
thrills
--
including
high-octane
car
chases
--
which,
taken
as
a
whole,
add
up
to
more
than
the
sum
of
its
B-movie
parts.
Recurring
violence,
some
gore
and
terror
situations,
an
instance
of
rough
language,
a
crude
gesture
and
some
sexual
humor,
as
well
as
crass
language
and
profanity.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"Chandni Chowk to China"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
In this flavorful yet prolix fusion of Bollywood cinema and Hong
Kong martial arts, a clownish cook (Akshay Kumar) from Delhi
travels to China to vanquish a gangster exploiting villagers
near the Great Wall. He crosses paths with a set of female twins
and is transformed into a fighter by their father, a kung fu
master. Director Nikhil Advani blends music and melodrama,
cartoonish humor and stylized action into a colorful spectacle
that proves to be too much of too many things, destined to test
the patience of uninitiated moviegoers as well as ardent fans of
both genres. Frequent martial arts violence that is
occasionally intense and pervasive broad, if generally chaste,
humor characteristic of the Bollywood idiom. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Changeling" (Universal)
Rated "R"
Gripping true-life drama set in 1928 Los Angeles recounting how
the young son of a single telephone operator (a fine Angelina
Jolie) goes missing, and how the corrupt Los Angeles police
department tries to silence her when she protests that the child
they subsequently return to her is not her son, while a
crusading Presbyterian minister (John Malkovich) takes up her
cause. Clint Eastwood directs with trademark austerity. Though
the subject matter is often grim, with some necessarily
unpleasant scenes, the story has historical significance as the
case led to reform. There's also inspiration in the mother's
stubborn determination to continue the search for the boy
against all odds. Strong if nongraphic scenes of violence,
murder, nonsexual child abuse, patient abuse in a mental
institution, an execution, some rough language and profanity.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III
-- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Charlie
and the Chocolate Factory" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG"
Entertaining and stylish remake of 1971's "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate
Factory," as sweet-natured young Charlie (Freddie Highmore), along with
four bratty children, wins a visit to a mysterious emporium, run by the
reclusive candy-maker Wonka (Johnny Depp). Tim Burton's take on the
Roald Dahl tale is predictably darker than the bright Gene Wilder
version, but it's hugely inventive, combining Dickensian atmospherics
with mordant wit and featuring an understated, slyly humorous
performance by Depp who seems, at times, to be channeling Michael
Jackson's Neverland persona. The plot contains positive messages
about family, loyalty and unselfishness, and only a few scenes of
tongue-in-cheek peril that might upset the very youngest viewers. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general
patronage.
"Charlie Bartlett"
(Sidney Kimmel/MGM)
Rated "R"
Off-beat comic study of a troubled but charismatic teen (Anton Yelchin) who
partners with a reformed bully (Tyler Hilton) to set up an informal psychiatric
practice and prescription drug dispensary in the boys' room of his high school,
thus becoming its most popular student, much to the amazement of his weak-willed
mother (Hope Davis) and the chagrin of the inept principal (Robert Downey Jr.)
whose daughter (Kat Dennings) he's dating. Director John Poll's often droll
feature debut highlights the value of open communication, the dignity of the
marginalized and the dangers of narcotics, but its worthy intentions are
undercut by a barrage of swear words and some crude humor. Nongraphic premarital
sexual activity, brief upper female nudity, frequent coarse language, two
profanities, a suicide theme and a gay reference. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"Charlie Wilson's War"
(Universal)
Rated "R"
Adept, sophisticated political drama, based on real events, recounting how an
obscure, high-living Texas congressman (Tom Hanks) united with a wealthy,
ostensibly pious political supporter (Julia Roberts) and a gifted but volatile
CIA agent (Philip Seymour Hoffman) to defeat the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan.
Director Mike Nichols' rollicking film revels in the comic divide between its
central character's disreputable lifestyle, which is portrayed at times quite
graphically, and his historic achievement, with perhaps an invitation to excuse
or even celebrate the one in light of the other. Sustained upper female and rear
nudity, implied nonmarital sex, drug use, sexual humor, irreverent dialogue,
pervasive rough and some crude and crass language, and scenes of wounded
children. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Charlotte's Web" (Paramount)
Rated "G"
Charming live-action adaptation of E.B. White's beloved children's
classic about a runt pig (voiced by Dominic Scott Kay) who is saved
from slaughter by the love of a young girl (Dakota Fanning), a
barnyard of computer-enhanced talking animals (voiced by Oprah
Winfrey, Steve Buscemi, John Cleese and Robert Redford, among
others), and the fancy web work of a sage spider, Charlotte (voiced
by Julia Roberts). Hewing closely to the book, director Gary Winick
makes sure that the techno-wizardry never overshadows the story and
its simple, timeless themes of friendship and the bittersweet cycle
of life. Some mildly crude humor. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage.
"Cheaper By the Dozen 2" (20th
Century Fox)
Rated "PG"
Agreeably entertaining sequel to the 2003 comedy which finds the Baker
brood -- mom (Bonnie Hunt), dad (Steve Martin) and their 12 children --
vacationing at a lakefront cabin where their summer holiday unravels
into a battle for bragging rights against a rival clan headed by a
hypercompetitive blowhard (Eugene Levy). Director Adam Shankman serves
up a similar helping of mildly amusing slapstick and heart-tugging
sentiment, slightly more satisfying this time around, while again
affirming a strong family-values message.
Much comic mayhem, and some
mildly crude humor, language and innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Chicken
Little" (Disney)
Rated "G"
Disappointing computer-animated comedy adventure based on the classic
nursery rhyme about a little chick (voiced by Zach Braff) who, after
humiliating himself by sounding the alarm that the sky is falling, gets
a chance to save face -- and his hometown -- when his apocalyptic
announcement later proves true. Directed by Mark Dindal, the movie's
vibrant, through unremarkable, animation goes for a more 3-D look, but
the flat story and characterizations lack much emotion, charm or wit,
undercutting the film's warm themes of family bonds and believing in
oneself. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I
-- general patronage.
"Children of Men" (Universal)
Rated "R"
Bleak futuristic political thriller in which a mysterious
infertility has stopped the birth of babies, and a disillusioned
London bureaucrat (an excellent Clive Owen) races to carry the
world's only pregnant woman (Clare-Hope Ashitey) to safety, while
dodging refugee terrorists, the authorities, explosions and bullets
at every turn. Director Alfonso Cuaron's adaptation of a P.D. James
novel is intentionally dark and disturbing, if exciting in its chase
sequences, and though the first-rate cast includes Michael Caine,
Julianne Moore, Chiwetel Ejiofor and more, some appearances are
virtual cameos. The somber palette and relentlessly downbeat milieu
may not be for every taste, though some may discern biblical
parallels in the "miraculous" birth of the child. Pervasive rough
and crude language and some mild profanity, crude expressions, heavy
but not graphic violence including explosions and shootings, a
childbirth sequence, brief partial nudity and drug use. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"Choke" (Fox Searchlight)
Rated "R"
Generally repellant comedy with serious pretensions adapted from
Chuck Palahniuk's novel about an inveterate sex addict (Sam
Rockwell). When not pursuing a lucrative choking-in-a-restaurant
scam, he works as a historical theme park performer to pay the
mental hospital bills for his mother (Angelica Huston), whose
compassionate physician (Kelly Macdonald) falls for him.
Writer-director Clark Gregg has a good bit as one of the
theme-park workers in a cast that also includes Brad William
Henke, Jonah Bobo and Joel Grey. But the pervasive sexual
encounters and various irreverent elements -- the doctor informs
the son that he may be the offspring of Jesus, and there are two
sexual encounters in the hospital's chapel -- cross the line,
whatever their ostensible satiric and dramatic purpose.
Strong sexual content with multiple encounters, most with upper
female nudity, sacrilegious elements, some rough language and
profanity, and scatological and drug references. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Christmas at Maxwell's" (LauferFilm)
Rated "PG"
Ohio-based wine merchant (Andrew May) copes with the cancer-related
illness of his wife (Jack Hourigan), while raising their two children
(Charlie and Julia May), and struggling with profound guilt about the
past, until an elderly nursing home resident (Angus May) changes their
lives at Christmas time in this Ohio-set tale. Inspired by personal
experience, director-writer William C. Laufer (who also plays a priest)
has made a heartfelt film with admirable messages about God's
forgiveness, the strength of family and being a Good Samaritan, and
features a touching conclusion, but the picturesque film is handicapped
by languid pacing, an episodic script and mostly colorless performances,
except for a reasonably convincing Hourigan. Mild profanity, crass
expressions, mild sexual innuendo and mature thematic material. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults
and adolescents.
"Christmas
in the Clouds" (Slowhand Cinema/Majestic Films)
Rated "PG"
Romantic comedy about a young widow (Mariana Tosca) who travels from New
York to Michigan to surprise her pen pal-suitor (Sam Vlahos), an elderly
man whom she's never met, only to fall in love with his good-looking son
(Tim Vahle), a ski resort owner. She mistakes the son for her
correspondent, while the son, in turn, confuses her with a hotel critic.
Producer-writer-director Kate Montgomery's Sundance, Utah-shot film has
assembled an appealing largely Native American cast, offering an
agreeable, refreshingly offbeat story of love and forgiveness during the
holiday season. Smattering of crude language, mild sexual humor and
innuendo, a nongraphic bedroom scene, and a permissive view of
premarital sex. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-III -- adults.
"A Christmas Tale" ("Un
Conte de Noel") (IFC)
Rated "NR"
Three grown siblings (Anne Consigny, Mathieu Amalric and Melvil
Poupaud) of a dysfunctional French family gather at their
parents' (Catherine Deneuve and Jean-Paul Roussillon) home for
Christmas after their mother is diagnosed with the same disease
that killed their older brother in childhood. Though the
angst-ridden proceedings, as written and directed by Arnaud
Desplechin, inch toward reconciliation, uniformly fine acting
from the ensemble cast only makes the discord along the way that
much more uncomfortable to watch, while an ambivalent portrayal
of faith and an indulgence of adultery add further
complications. In French. Subtitles. Graphic adulterous
sexual activity, partial upper female and brief rear nudity,
cohabitation, occasional rough and crude language, and sexual
references. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling. Not rated
by the Motion Picture Association of America.
"Christmas
With
the
Kranks"
(Columbia)
Rated
PG
Delightful
yuletide
comedy
about
a
Chicago
couple
(Tim
Allen
and
Jamie
Lee
Curtis)
who
boycott
Christmas
after
their
daughter
leaves
home
to
join
the
Peace
Corps,
sparking
unforeseen
reactions
from
their
militantly
merry
neighbors
(led
by
Dan
Aykroyd).
The
film
is
based
on
the
novella
"Skipping
Christmas"
by
John
Grisham.
Director
Joe
Roth
delivers
a
dose
of
holly-jolly
fun
that
is,
by
turns,
extremely
funny
and
poignantly
tender,
and
its
warmhearted
message
of
selflessness,
family
and
coming
together
as
a
community
clearly
embodies
the
truest
spirit
of
the
season.
Some
suggestive
humor,
comic
violence
and
mildly
crude
language.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-II
--
adults
and
adolescents.
"The
Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe"
(Disney)
Rated "PG"
Captivating live-action fantasy adventure based on C.S. Lewis' beloved
children's classic set in World War II-era England about four siblings (Georgie
Henley, Skandar Keynes, William Moseley and Anna Popplewell), who,
having been evacuated from London to the home of an eccentric professor
(Jim Broadbent), stumble through a magical wardrobe into the enchanted
realm of Narnia, where they help the wise and noble lion Aslan (voiced
by Liam Neeson) defeat the evil White Witch (Tilda Swinton), who holds
the land under an icy spell of eternal winter. Seeded with Christian
symbolism and subtext, director Andrew Adamson's faithful adaptation
balances spectacle with storytelling while exploring themes of good and
evil to capture the childlike wonder that underscores Lewis' tale.
Some battlefield violence, intense scenes of child peril and menace, and
several frightening sequences. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian"
(Disney)
Rated "PG"
Exciting and well-crafted if less emotionally absorbing
follow-up to 2005's "The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe" has
the Pevensie siblings (William Moseley, Anna Popplewell, Skandar
Keynes and Georgie Henley) returning to Narnia to help the title
character (Ben Barnes) stage a revolt against his evil uncle.
The bellicose nature of the proceedings and uneven attempts by
director and co-writer Andrew Adamson to inject humor and
romance don't prevent this faithful adaptation of the second
volume in C.S. Lewis' classic series from being salubrious
entertainment. Battlefield violence and deadly hand-to-hand
combat, an implied decapitation, a brawl involving
schoolchildren, some intense scenes of child peril and several
frightening sequences. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"The Chorus (LesChoristes)" (Miramax)
Rated "PG-13"
Glossily sentimental and heart-tugging French film about a failed
musician (Gerard Jugnot) who takes a teaching job at a boarding school for
troubled boys in the late 1940s, and helps them overcome their delinquent
and violent ways by forming a choir, under the disapproving eye of the
school's autocratic principal (Francois Berleand). Christophe Barratier's
film about the healing power of music features first-rate performances, and
heavenly singing by the boys -- once they get going -- making this a
surefire audience pleaser even as the setup is transparently manipulative.
Some crude language, a brief verbal suggestion of sexual impropriety and a
few violent episodes. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"The
Chumscrubber" (Newmarket)
Rated "R"
Alternately funny and disturbing satire about suburban kids who kidnap
the wrong boy after intending to target the younger brother of the
school loner (Jamie Bell) to compel the latter to get them the drugs
they believe he can secure from the home of a schoolmate dealer who's
just committed suicide. Arie Posin's searing indictment of aloof,
disengaged parents, alienated youths and our drug-saturated society is
overly simplistic, but brilliantly acted by Bell, Glenn Close, Ralph
Fiennes and Allison Janney, and ends on a satisfyingly redemptive note. Profanity and rough language, crude expressions, underage drug use
and smoking, brief violence with blood, a sexual situation with brief
partial nudity, and suicide. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling.
"Cinderella
Man" (Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Moving true-life story of Depression-era boxer Jimmy Braddock (Russell
Crowe in top form) who -- after several years out of the ring, working
on the docks -- took up fighting again to support his loving wife (Renee
Zellweger) and their three young children, and against all odds made a
tremendous comeback, eventually going up against the notorious Max Baer
(Craig Bierko). Director Ron Howard has made an absorbing film with
first-rate performances (including that of Paul Giamatti as his manager)
and authentic period flavor; though the boxing sequences are strong
they're far less graphic than similarly themed films, and the human
story of Jimmy's devotion to his family is paramount. Much period
profanity, some crude language, ring violence with blood. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"A
Cinderella
Story"
(Warner
Bros.)
Rated
"PG-13"
Light but lackluster teen romantic comedy
set in Southern California about a slaving high
school senior (Hilary Duff) whose hopes of
happily-ever-aftering it with a quarterback Prince
Charming (Chad Michael Murray) are stymied by her
wicked stepmom (Jennifer Coolidge). Director Mark
Rosman gives the familiar fairy tale a
contemporary makeover, stripping it of its fantasy
elements, while retaining its sweet sense of
storybook romance. Some mildly crude language,
humor and innuendo. The USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-II
--
adults
and
adolescents.
"City of Ember" (Fox
Walden)
Rated "PG"
Imaginative futuristic tale about a doomed underground city whose inhabitants
know nothing of the world above, and a brave girl (Saoirse Ronan) and
resourceful inventor's son (Harry Treadaway) who try to discover the secret way
out before the city's failing generator breaks down completely. With an
intricate and clever production design, and an interesting cast including Bill
Murray, Tim Robbins, Martin Landau and Toby Jones, first-time feature director
Gil Kenan's well-paced adaptation of Jeanne DuPrau's novel imparts good values
and makes excellent family entertainment for all but the youngest viewers who
might be frightened by a particularly scary monster and some other scenes of
peril. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general
patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental
guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"Civic Duty" (Freestyle)
Rated "R"
An out-of-work accountant (Peter Krause) begins to suspect that his
next-door neighbor, a Muslim student (Khaled Abol Naga), may be a
terrorist and reports him to a skeptical FBI agent (Richard Schiff),
much to the consternation of his wife (Kari Matchett), who scoffs at
his unfounded suspicions. Jeff Renfroe directs with the requisite
tension and Krause is especially good mixing his average-Joe persona
with increasingly loony paranoia, but although Andrew Joiner's
script grapples with some interesting post-Sept. 11 themes, the
presumably intentional ambiguity of certain plot elements undermines
the message of an otherwise suspenseful thriller. Rough and crude
language, mild profanity, innuendo, ethnic slurs, moderate violence
including a shooting death, nongraphic husband-wife sexual
encounter, domestic discord, and brief drug reference. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Changeling" (Universal)
Rated "R"
Gripping true-life drama set in 1928 Los Angeles recounting how
the young son of a single telephone operator (a fine Angelina
Jolie) goes missing, and how the corrupt Los Angeles police
department tries to silence her when she protests that the child
they subsequently return to her is not her son, while a
crusading Presbyterian minister (John Malkovich) takes up her
cause. Clint Eastwood directs with trademark austerity. Though
the subject matter is often grim, with some necessarily
unpleasant scenes, the story has historical significance as the
case led to reform. There's also inspiration in the mother's
stubborn determination to continue the search for the boy
against all odds. Strong if nongraphic scenes of violence,
murder, nonsexual child abuse, patient abuse in a mental
institution, an execution, some rough language and profanity.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III
-- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian"
(Disney)
Rated "PG"
Exciting and well-crafted if less emotionally absorbing follow-up to 2005's "The
Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe" has the Pevensie siblings (William Moseley,
Anna Popplewell, Skandar Keynes and Georgie Henley) returning to Narnia to help
the title character (Ben Barnes) stage a revolt against his evil uncle. The
bellicose nature of the proceedings and uneven attempts by director and
co-writer Andrew Adamson to inject humor and romance don't prevent this faithful
adaptation of the second volume in C.S. Lewis' classic series from being
salubrious entertainment. Battlefield violence and deadly hand-to-hand combat,
an implied decapitation, a brawl involving schoolchildren, some intense scenes
of child peril and several frightening sequences. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some
material may not be suitable for children.
"CJ7" (Sony Classics)
Rated "PG"
Generally enchanting though somewhat flawed comic fable about an impoverished,
shunned Chinese schoolboy (Xu Jiao) whose life is transformed when his
hardworking, widowed father (Stephen Chow) brings a toy home from the garbage
dump that turns out to be a doglike alien critter with supernatural powers.
Chow, who also wrote and directed, hits the mark both humorously and
dramatically, and his film offers a telling critique of cut-throat materialism,
though its positive message and humane, even specifically Christian, values are
undercut by a few distasteful scenes focused on the alien's doggy poop.
Occasional crude language, comic book violence and scatological humor, though
probably acceptable for older teens. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable
for children.
"The
Class" (Sony Classics)
Rated "PG-13"
Thoughtful docudrama re-creating the experiences of an
idealistic French literature teacher (Francois Begaudeau), over
the course of an academic year, as he tries to connect with a
class of ethnically mixed students in a depressed Paris
neighborhood. Director and co-writer Laurent Cantet's innovative
approach -- using actual students, and combining their stories
with incidents recounted in real-life instructor Begaudeau's
fact-based novel to shape the script -- yields an engrossing
meditation on social and class divisions and on the
possibilities, and limits, of an educator's vocation. In French.
Subtitles. Probably acceptable for older teens. Some rough
and crude language, sexual references, at least one use of
profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"Clerks
II" (Weinstein/MGM)
Rated "R"
Interminably lewd and infantile sequel to the 1994 indie cult hit, which
finds New Jersey underachievers Dante (Brian O'Halloran) and Randal
(Jeff Anderson) once again slacking off and engaging in foul-mouthed
banter -- this time while flipping burgers at a fast-food joint after
the Quick Time Grocery burns down -- with Dante in a relationship
dilemma, torn between his rich-but-controlling fiance (Jennifer
Schwalbach) and kindred-spirit boss (Rosario Dawson). Again directed by
Kevin Smith, the film is capped with a message about friendship and
staying true to yourself, but that hardly excuses the wall-to-wall
vulgarity, much of which redefines distasteful, that precedes it.
Pervasive rough and crude language and raunchy sexual humor, including a
gag involving bestiality, some irreverence and profanity, drug
references, masturbation, partial frontal and rear nudity, and some
racial slurs. The USSCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
O -- morally offensive.
"Click"
(Columbia/Revolution)
Rated "PG-13"
Fitfully compelling fantasy about a workaholic architect (Adam Sandler)
who receives a remote-control device from a mysterious inventor
(Christopher Walken) allowing him to fast-forward through life. Frank
Coraci's uneven and predictable film begins as a comedy (and a fairly
crude one at that), then turns almost tragic when the protagonist gets a
chance to see into the future, leading him to regret his all-consuming
work habits and coming to the profound realization that family comes
first. Sandler's performance, too, is a mix of his old-style lowbrow
antics and impressive growing maturity, but the script for this "It's a
Wonderful Life" retread could have been better. Unneeded vulgar humor
including flatulence, innuendo, and sexual sight gags, crude language
and expressions, profanity, promiscuity, ethnic stereotyping,
transgender character and drug references. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Closer" (Columbia)
Rated
"R"
Talky,
occasionally
sluggish
adaptation
of
Patrick
Marber's
West
End
and
Broadway
stage
hit
about
the
shifting
romantic
and
amoral
entanglements
among
two
couples
(Jude
Law
and
Natalie
Portman,
Julia
Roberts
and
Clive
Owen)
in
London.
Over-the-years
narrative
explores
the
foibles
of
human
relationships,
and
how
love
evolves
from
the
excitement
of
first
meeting
to
myriad
lies
and
betrayals,
with
first-rate
performances
and
direction
(by
Mike
Nichols)
though
none
of
the
characters
are
particularly
likable,
and
while
there
is
virtually
no
sexual
activity,
except
for
risque
gyrating
by
Portman's
skimpily
dressed
character
(an
ex-stripper),
the
sex
talk
is
as
graphic
and
shocking
in
its
bluntness
as
it
was
onstage.
Much
gratuitously
rough
and
sexually
explicit
language,
a
suggestive
striptease,
partial
nudity,
freewheeling
attitude
towards
sex.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
O
--
morally
offensive.
"Cloverfield"
(Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Skillful, effective horror exercise in which the amateur videotaping of
a going-away party for a young executive (Michael Stahl-David) hosted by
his brother (Mike Vogel) and attended by the girl who's awakened his
interest (Odette Yustman), as well as a number of other friends (Lizzy
Caplan, Jessica Lucas and T.J. Miller), is interrupted by the arrival in
Manhattan of a rampaging monster. Director Matt Reeves' film cleverly
contrasts the intimate feel of the ubiquitous camcorder with the vast
scale of the havoc being unleashed and also benefits from believable
characters and a script rich in deadpan humor. Some graphic images of
the wounded, two uses of the f-word, pervasive crude and frequent
profane language, and sexual references. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned.
Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Coach Carter" (Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Formulaic but interesting story of
real-life basketball coach Ken Carter (Samuel L. Jackson) who accepts a job at a
Richmond, Calif., high school with the stipulation that all the players sign
contracts agreeing to uphold academic standards, and when some of them don't, he
grounds the entire team, a controversial action that causes a great furor. The
film directed by Thomas Carter (no relation) is reasonably absorbing, and
Jackson gives a compellingly tough and unsentimental performance. Though parents
may consider it important for inner-city kids to see this inspiring story with
its message extolling academic achievement and teamwork, be warned that there's
a good deal of crude language (unfortunately true to life) and an abortion
subplot with questionable moral implications. Much crude language, drug dealing,
some violence, abortion, suggestive dancing and sexual situations. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Code 46"
(United Artists)
Rated "R"
Bleak futuristic story about a married
insurance investigator (Tim Robbins) solving a
case of forged passports and falling in love with
the perpetrator (Samantha Morton), told with
elements of film noir and sci-fi while grappling
pretentiously with heavyweight issues such as
human cloning and even Oedipal attraction. A
morally muddled story line glamorizes the
investigator's adulterous affair, and proves only
fitfully interesting. An explicit extramarital
sexual encounter with full frontal nudity and
perverse undertones.
USCCB classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling.
"Collateral"
(DreamWorks)
Rated "R"
Sleek and stylish crime thriller set in Los
Angeles about a cab driver (Jamie Foxx) forced to
drive a contract killer (Tom Cruise) on his
appointed rounds to assassinate five federal
witnesses in the span of one night.
Returning to familiar genre terrain, director
Michael Mann crafts a tautly paced, multilayered
film oozing with L.A. noir moodiness and
hardboiled menace, by turns violent and reflective
in tone, featuring knockout performances by Cruise
and Foxx. Recurring intense violence, autopsy gore
and much rough language. USCCB classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling.
"College" (MGM)
Rated "R"
Salacious, smile-free teen comedy about three high school
seniors (Drake Bell, Andrew Caldwell and Kevin Covais) on a
weekend campus tour who opt to stay in a fraternity house, drawn
by its booze and strippers, but have to endure crude hazing by
its loutish leader (Nick Zano), while one falls in love with a
pretty coed (Haley Bennett) who takes him for a fellow freshman.
Director Deb Hagan's spiritless film -- even the ostensible
comedy falls flat -- briefly takes its protagonists into true
romance and emotional maturity, but the emphasis is squarely on
repulsive bullying and decadent partying. Strong sexual content,
upper-female and rear nudity, much sexual and scatological humor, drug
use, underage drinking, pervasive rough and crude language, and a few
uses of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"College Road Trip"
(Disney)
Rated "G""
Unobjectionable, though uninspired, family comedy in which a wildly
overprotective father (Martin Lawrence), despite the misgivings of his
sensible wife (Kym E. Whitley), insists on accompanying his 17-year-old
daughter (Raven-Symone) on a visit to a distant university she's
considering, meanwhile trying to convince her to attend a college much
closer to home and discovering along the way that his small but
precocious son (Eshaya Draper) has stowed away for the ride, accompanied
by his pet pig. Director Roger Kumble's film is generally pleasant and
conveys good messages about parental concern and the need for trust, but
most of the humor is too implausible to really work. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is G -- general audiences.
All ages admitted.
"Code Name: The Cleaner" (New
Line)
Rated "PG-13"
Forgettable comedy about a janitor (Cedric the Entertainer) who
wakes up in a hotel room with total memory loss and, believing he's
really a secret agent, sets out to piece together his past with the
help of his waitress girlfriend (Lucy Liu). All the while, he's
targeted by a siren (Nicollette Sheridan) who claims to be his wife
but works for a high tech company whose shady CEO (Mark Dacascos)
thinks the amnesiac has proof of his criminal activities. Saddled
with such vacuous material, Cedric provides only modest laughs, and
director Les Mayfield's unfunny, at times lewd, shenanigans could
have been cleaner. Crude and sexual humor, including erotic comic
interplay, and recurring crass language. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"College
Road Trip" (Disney)
Rated "G"
Unobjectionable, though uninspired, family comedy in
which a wildly overprotective father (Martin
Lawrence), despite the misgivings of his sensible
wife (Kym E. Whitley), insists on accompanying his
17-year-old daughter (Raven-Symone) on a visit to a
distant university she's considering, meanwhile
trying to convince her to attend a college much
closer to home and discovering along the way that
his small but precocious son (Eshaya Draper) has
stowed away for the ride, accompanied by his pet
pig. Director Roger Kumble's film is generally
pleasant and conveys good messages about parental
concern and the need for trust, but most of the
humor is too implausible to really work. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I
-- general patronage. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is G -- general audiences. All
ages admitted.
"The Comebacks" (Fox
Atomic)
Rated "PG-13"
Absurd sports satire in which a perennially losing coach (David Koechner),
at the request of a colleague (Carl Weathers), returns from retirement
to try to lead a college football team to victory, even at the risk of
alienating his wife (Melora Hardin), while two of his players (Matthew
Lawrence and Jackie Long) compete for the affections of his daughter
(Brooke Nevin). Director Tom Brady's broad, bawdy comedy is as much
slapdash as slapstick, lurching incoherently from one gag to the next,
scoring a few hits, but more often than not missing the ball. Pervasive
sexual and scatological humor, nongraphic sexual activity, a same-sex
kiss, some crude and crass language, five uses of profanity, adultery
and drug references, and a transvestite character. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Condemned" (Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
In this punishing action movie produced by World Wrestling
Entertainment and starring "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, a
television producer (Robert Mammone) stages a reality event
for the Internet during which 10 criminals fight to the
death on a tropical island. Director and co-writer Scott
Wiper tries to have it both ways by showcasing extreme
violence and depraved behavior while simultaneously
criticizing those who peddle such objectionable material.
Pervasive brutal violence and degrading situations,
including torture and rape, pervasive rough and crude
language and some profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Confessions of a Shopaholic" (Touchstone/Bruckheimer)
Rated "PG"
Mostly silly romantic comedy set in New York about a ditsy
compulsive shopper (Isla Fisher) who achieves improbable success
writing an anonymous advice column for a financial magazine,
despite being deeply in debt herself, and who falls for her
good-looking boss (Hugh Dancy). Director P.J. Hogan's glossy
adaptation of Sophie Kinsella's novels is lively and colorful,
and the leads are not without charm, but the film is a paean to
materialism even as it pretends to convey a contrary message,
while an overabundance of slapstick greatly undermines the
humor.
A premarital relationship, a few crude words and
expressions, mild innuendo, and an undue emphasis on
materialism. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
"Confetti" (Fox Searchlight/BBC)
Rated "R"
Three couples -- played by Martin Freeman and Jessica Stevenson,
Stephen Mangan and Meredith MacNeill, and Robert Webb and Olivia
Colman -- vie for "most original wedding in Britain" in a
competition run by the executives at a British bridal magazine, and
plan themes of Hollywood musicals, tennis and nudism for their
ceremonies, respectively, under the guidance of a couple of campy
wedding planners (Vincent Franklin and Jason Watkins). Director
Debbie Isitt's largely improvised satire generates some laughs and
contains truths about human relationships, but some may be put off
by a fair amount of expletives and by the uninhibited -- if utterly
nonsexual -- nudity of the naturalist pair. Conversational rough
language and profanity, full male and female nudity, some innuendo,
a brief hint of a gay marriage at end of film and a couple of rough
brawls. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L
-- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"The
Constant Gardener" (Focus)
Rated "R"
Complex political thriller about an African-based British diplomat
(Ralph Fiennes, in top form) who sets out to uncover the mystery behind
the murder of his apparently unfaithful activist wife (Rachel Weisz),
and uncovers a web of intrigue involving conspiracies, government
corruption and betrayal at the highest levels of power and the
pharmaceutical industry. Director Fernando Meirelles' adaptation of a
John le Carre novel is a long, but generally absorbing, suspense story
and a condemnation of drug testing on unsuspecting Third World people,
with solid performances and flavorful location shooting in Kenya.
Brief rear and partial nudity, scattered profanity, rough language and
crude expressions, a restrained premarital bedroom scene, quick blurry
shots of violence including lynching, and a gruesome description of
death. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III
-- adults.
"Constantine" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Intensely violent action film, based on the "Hellblazer" graphic novels, about a
world-weary, chain-smoking exorcist (Keanu Reeves) fighting lung cancer and
demonic forces with the help of a police detective (Rachel Weisz), whose twin
sister either committed suicide or was murdered and is now consigned to the
fires of hell. Though gussied up with all sorts of religious mumbo jumbo -- the
powers of good versus the forces of evil, self-sacrifice, redemption, a Gabriel
character (Tilda Swinton), and a "sword of destiny" (aka the weapon used to
pierce Christ on the cross) -- Francis Lawrence's film is basically another
formulaic action film -- think "The Exorcist," "Alien" and "The Matrix" rolled
into one -- that's only fitfully interesting, when the gory bits aren't
positively wince-inducing. Graphic violence with attendant gore, some rough and
crude language, and some sacrilegious imagery. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Constantine's Sword" (First Run)
Rated "NR"
Earnest but unbalanced documentary, adapted from ex-priest James Carroll's
"Constantine's Sword: The Church and the Jews -- A History," surveys the fraught
history of Christian anti-Semitism, particularly as it plays out among American
evangelicals today, and its roots dating back to the early days of the Roman
Catholic Church, incorporating seminal episodes from his life story, including
his sometimes conflicted relationship with his father, and his ultimate
disillusionment with the institutional church. Director Oren Jacoby's film
ignores some significant nuances in the historical record, as it broadly
outlines the tragic conflict. Mature religious themes, one use of the f-word and
occasional crude and crass language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content
many adults would find troubling. Not rated by the Motion Picture Association of
America.
"Conversations With
God" (Samuel Goldwyn)
Rated "PG-13"
Drama based on the successful series of spiritual self-help books by author
Neale Donald Walsch (Henry Czerny), who, after losing his job and finding
himself homeless, alleges that God, prompted by his questioning, began speaking
to him directly, with their ongoing "conversation" resulting in his
best-sellers. Earnestly directed by Stephen Simon, the film fluctuates between
maudlin and genuinely moving, and while clearly containing ideas (a hodgepodge
of gnosticism, pantheism and New Age mysticism) incompatible with Christian
theology, nevertheless imparts a sincere message about God's unconditional love
and abiding presence that should resonate with Catholic viewers. Questionable
theological underpinnings, some mature themes and brief mild innuendo. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"The
Cookout"
(Lions
Gate)
Rated
"PG-13"
Forgettable
comedy
about
a
young
basketball
player
(Storm
P)
who,
after
striking
it
rich
as
the
NBA's
No.
1
draft
pick,
decides
to
throw
a
family
barbeque
at
his
palatial
new
home
in
an
exclusive
white
suburban
community,
policed
by
an
overzealous
security
guard
(Queen
Latifah).
Mayhem
ensues
when
the
cookout
turns
into
a
tug-of-war
between
his
eccentric
relatives,
who
want
to
make
sure
that
his
newfound
success
doesn't
go
to
his
head,
and
his
gold-digger
girlfriend,
(Meagan
Good),
who's
just
after
his
money.
While
imparting
a
message
that
family
is
more
important
than
fame,
much
of
Lance
Rivera's
unfunny
directorial
debut
only
serves
to
reinforce
many
of
the
African-American
stereotypes
it
purports
to
discredit.
Some
crass
sexual
and
racial
humor,
drug
content
and
recurring
crude
language.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"Conspiracy
of
Silence"
(Watch
Entertainment)
Not
Rated
Insipid
thriller
set
in
modern-day
Ireland
about
a
muckraking
reporter
(Jason
Barry)
who,
while
investigating
the
connections
between
two
seemingly
unrelated
events
--
the
suicide
of
a
local
priest
and
the
expulsion
of
a
young,
idealistic
seminarian
(Jonathan
Forbes)
--
uncovers
a
secret
incriminating
those
in
the
highest
ranks
of
the
church.
With
little
in
the
way
of
plausible
suspense,
director
John
Deery
uses
the
film's
slim
story
line
as
a
rod
on
which
to
hang
his
grievances,
including
the
church's
stands
on
homosexuality
and
celibacy,
employing
caricature
and
distortion
to
position
the
hierarchy
as
one-dimensionally
corrupt.
A
manipulative
and
sinister
portrayal
of
the
institutional
church,
including
anti-clerical
characterizations,
a
suicide,
a
sexual
encounter
with
shadowy
nudity,
a
shower
scene
with
rear
nudity,
brief
violence,
and
recurring
rough
and
crude
language.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
O
--
morally
offensive.
"Conversations With God" (Samuel Goldwyn)
Rated "PG-13"
Drama based on the successful series of spiritual self-help books by author
Neale Donald Walsch (Henry Czerny), who, after losing his job and finding
himself homeless, alleges that God, prompted by his questioning, began speaking
to him directly, with their ongoing "conversation" resulting in his
best-sellers. Earnestly directed by Stephen Simon, the film fluctuates between
maudlin and genuinely moving, and while clearly containing ideas (a hodgepodge
of gnosticism, pantheism and New Age mysticism) incompatible with Christian
theology, nevertheless imparts a sincere message about God's unconditional love
and abiding presence that should resonate with Catholic viewers. Questionable
theological underpinnings, some mature themes and brief mild innuendo. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Coraline" (Focus)
Rated "PG"
Entrancing, though eerie, 3-D animated cautionary tale in which
a bored girl (voice of Dakota Fanning) discovers an alternate
world inhabited by more accommodating versions of her parents
(voices of Teri Hatcher and John Hodgman) but finds herself
imperiled when the doubles reveal sinister plans for her.
Writer-director Henry Selick's vibrantly colorful stop-motion
adaptation of Neil Gaiman's best-selling, award-winning 2002
young adult novel sees its heroine overcoming selfishness,
learning to appreciate her blessings and drawing closer to
family and friends. Brief partial nudity, frightening images
and a few mildly bawdy lyrics. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG --
parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable
for children.
"The Counterfeiters"
("Die Falscher") (Sony Classics)
Rated "R"
Absorbing true story about the largest counterfeiting operation in history, as
inmates of a German concentration camp are ordered to forge vast amounts of
Allied currency to undermine England's and America's war effort, but
courageously delay the production of American dollars that might have adversely
altered World War II's outcome. Writer-director Stefan Ruzowitzky's frequent use
of hand-held camera technique and Marius Ruhland's score add contemporary
touches to a suspenseful tale bolstered by good performances including Karl
Markovics as the expert criminal forger who's put in charge of the team, and
August Diehl as the inmate who repeatedly sabotages the operation with the
former's grudging allowance. In German. Subtitles. Some violence including
brutal shootings, brief upper female and rear nudity, further brief shower
nudity, brief nongraphic sexual encounters, a crass scene of urination, an
irreverent joke, a few expletives including the f-word, and racial epithets. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The Covenant" (Screen Gems)
Rated "PG-13"
Supernatural thriller set in a New England boarding prep school
about four warlocks (Steven Strait, Taylor Kitsch, Toby Hemingway
and Chase Crawford) -- all good-looking descendants of the infamous
Salem witches -- who must battle a sinister student (Sebastian Stan)
who wants their powers to augment his own magic, while navigating
jealousies within their group. Director Renny Harlin keeps things
dark and dank, but the moody atmospherics can't disguise a
run-of-the-mill script which substitutes schlocky sorcery effects
for story and suspense. Some supernatural violence, a few
disturbing images, occult elements, rear nudity, sexually suggestive
situations and humor, and recurring crude language. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children
under 13.
"Crank"
(Lions Gate)
Rated "R"
Noisy and endlessly unpleasant action film about a Los Angeles hit
man (Jason Statham) who must keep in perpetual motion after he finds
out that a rival thug (Jose Pablo Cantillo) has poisoned him with a
substance designed to kill him within seconds if his heart rate
drops. Co-writers and directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor load
on the bloody video-game-style action in an empty and mindless
exercise. Excessive and graphic violence and gore, lewd sexual
content, vulgar humor, recurring partial nudity, drug use and
pervasive rough and crude language and profanity. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Crash"
(Lions Gate)
Rated "R"
Powerful, beautifully crafted film with a strong moral center about a
disparate, racially mixed group of Los Angeles residents, including a
district attorney and his wife (Brendan Fraser and Sandra Bullock), a
hardened cop and a rookie (Matt Dillon and Ryan Phillippe), an immigrant
store owner, a locksmith, a pair of carjackers, a television director,
and a weary detective with professional and domestic problems (Don
Cheadle), whose lives will intersect in unlikely and redemptive ways.
Writer-director Paul Haggis takes a story and milieu that at first seems
sordid and ugly, and with the help of a terrific ensemble cast, has
fashioned a transcendently moving essay on the benevolence that may lie
beneath racial intolerance, and the interconnectedness of human beings,
showing how good and bad can coexist in all of us, and how the former
generally prevails. Much rough and crude language, some violence,
many racial epithets, sexual situations, including one encounter with
partial nudity, another with suggestive groping and innuendo, and a
bloody traffic-accident injury. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling.
The Joan Crawford Collection
In tandem with "The Bette Davis Collection" recently reviewed, Warner Bros. has
released a similar set of five of the best films of Davis' sometime rival, Joan
Crawford, all featuring vivid prints and some with short (eight- to nine-minute)
features illuminating some aspect of the film. "The Women" and "Mildred Pierce"
have been available, but they have been repackaged and included in the new box.
"The
Damned Don't Cry" (1950)
Slick but unconvincing melodrama of a woman (Crawford) leaving a small-town,
blue-collar husband to seek her fortune in the big city where she uses an
accountant (Kent Smith) infatuated with her to meet the big syndicate boss
(David Brian), then becomes his mistress until learning that crime doesn't pay.
Directed by Vincent Sherman, the Crawford vehicle showcases her emotional range
from earnest housewife to cynical playgirl, though in the midst of all this
corruption Smith's portrayal of a decent fellow steals the show. The DVD, which
is the first home video release of this title, includes commentary by Sherman and the featurette "The Crawford Formula:
Real and Reel." Stylized violence and sexual situations. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. Not rated by the Motion
Picture Association of America. (Warner Bros.)
"Humoresque" (1946)
Crawford gave one of her best performances as socialite Helen Wright, "torn
between selfless love and selfish impulses." John Garfield plays the driven
violin virtuoso with whom she falls in love. Fine earful of music between the
suds. Directed by Jean Negulesco, with a score by Frank Waxman. The DVD includes
a featurette, "The Music of Humoresque," explaining how the great violinist
Isaac Stern did the actual playing and finger movements for Garfield in the film, and featuring comments from
Garfield's daughter and Waxman's son. Suicide in plot
solution. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. Not rated by the Motion Picture Association of America. (Warner
Bros.)
"Mildred Pierce" (1945)
Misplaced ambition fuels James M. Cain's dark story of a driven woman (Crawford)
who shucks a useless husband (Jack Carson) in rising from waitress to head a
restaurant chain, then falls for a scoundrel (Zachary Scott) who turns his
attentions to her adolescent daughter (Ann Blyth). Directed by Michael Curtiz,
it's an acerbic tale of how obsession with material success ultimately destroys
its misguided heroine, not the least of whose mistakes is raising her only child
to be a spoiled brat. The double-sided DVD features a fully restored print and
the excellent and comprehensive TCM documentary feature "Joan Crawford: The
Ultimate Movie Star," narrated by Anjelica Huston. Mature theme and treatment.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. Not
rated by the Motion Picture Association of America. (Warner Bros.)
"Possessed"
(1947)
Murky melodrama in which a troubled woman (Crawford) is rejected by her lover
(Van Heflin), then marries a wealthy widower (Raymond Massey) in hopes of
winning him back, only to go bonkers when he turns to another. Directed by
Curtis Bernhardt, the convoluted story is told in flashbacks as the woman is
treated by a psychiatrist, but the main interest is Crawford's vintage
performance in a split-personality role. The DVD includes commentary by film
historian Drew Casper and a featurette, "Possessed: The Ultimate Film Noir."
Heavy-handed treatment of an emotionally unstable person, romantic complications
and some stylized violence. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. Not rated by the
Motion Picture Association of America. (Lions Gate)
"The Women" (1939)
Lavish screen version of Clare Boothe Luce's satiric play in which a New York
socialite (Norma Shearer) whose husband has fallen for a calculating gold digger
(Crawford) goes to Reno for a divorce, then returns home to pick up the pieces.
Directed by George Cukor, the all-female cast (Rosalind Russell, Paulette
Goddard, Mary Boland and many others) provides a comic compendium of feminine
stereotypes and caustic comments on the battle of the sexes, much of which is
unflattering to women, but it is the unseen males who get the worst of it. The
DVD includes two vintage documentaries, an alternate fashion show sequence with
different footage, and audio-only scoring session music cues. Comic treatment of
sex and marriage. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults. Not rated by the Motion Picture Association of America. (Warner
Bros.)
"Crazy Love"
(Magnolia)
Rated "PG-13"
Perversely engrossing documentary charts how a married,
ambulance-chasing lawyer fixated on a 20 year-old Bronx
receptionist, wooed her, then had someone blind and
disfigure her with lye in 1959 when she became engaged to
another, only to marry her after serving 14 years in prison
for the crime. Director Dan Klores conducts extensive
on-camera interviews with the still-married couple as
viewers are left to evaluate if this is just a bizarre story
of obsession and co-dependency or one of enduring love and
forgiveness. Intermittent violent, suicidal and sexual
references, an instance of rough language. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Criminal"
(Warner
Independent
Pictures)
Rated
"R"
Smartly
crafted
scam
movie
about
a
veteran
con
man
(John
C.
Reilly)
who
takes
a young
street
hustler
(Diego
Luna)
under
his
wing
in
order
to
swindle
a
wealthy
collector
(Peter Mullan)
into
buying
a
forged,
extremely
rare
currency
note. Director
Gregory
Jacobs'
beat-for-beat
remake
of
the
2002 Argentinian
film
"Nine
Queens"
fails
to
match
the
sharpness
of
the
original,
but
its
clever
shell-game narrative
still
provides
enough
double-dealing
plot
twists
to
keep
viewers
guessing. However,
the
movie
follows
the
original's
morally
muddy
lead
in
suggesting
that
duplicity
pays
off.
An
implied
sexual
encounter
and
recurring
rough
language.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
L
--
limited
adult
audience,
films
whose
problematic
content
many
adults
would
find
troubling.
"Crossover" (Sony)
Rated "PG-13"
Urban drama about lifelong Detroit friends Cruise and Tech -- a
college-bound basketball prodigy (Wesley Jonathan) with med-school
ambitions and a high-school dropout (Anthony Mackie) with dreams of
his own -- who enter an underground "streetball" tournament run by a
smooth-talking promoter (Wayne Brady) to dethrone the league's cocky
star player (Phillip Champion), jeopardizing Cruise's promising
future. Written and directed by Preston A. Whitmore II, the film is
commendable in its endorsement of education and integrity over money
and fame, but, some energetic hoop sequences aside, the effort is
weighed down by a trite, tired and predictable script. Some
sexual content, including a subplot involving an out-of-wedlock
pregnancy, lewd dance and cheerleading moves, suggestive wardrobe,
sporadic crude language and humor and an instance of profanity. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults.
"Cry Wolf" (Rogue)
Rated "PG-13"
Modestly involving teen thriller set in a posh prep school where,
following an off-campus murder, a group of students (including Lindy
Booth and Jared Padalecki) initiate a new arrival (Julian Morris) into
their clique and, as a prank, concoct a story about a masked killer only
to find themselves menaced by a real stalker -- eerily echoing their
fabrications -- with no one to believe them. Directed by Jeff Wadlow,
the low-budget film's "Ten Little Indians" story line is reasonably
suspenseful despite genre cliches, and its better than average script --
littered with red herrings and capped with a surprise twist --
emphasizes psychological tension over slasher gore. Some bloody
violence, sexual humor and suggestiveness, and sporadic crude language.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"The
Curious Case of Benjamin Button" (Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Overly long but imaginative expansion of an F. Scott Fitzgerald
short story set in New Orleans about a man born old (Brad Pitt)
who ages backward from World War I to the present and his
bittersweet romance with a dancer (Cate Blanchett). Under David
Fincher's direction, the leads give fine performances and
outstanding digital effects make the forward and backward aging
remarkably believable, and the unusual story -- presenting a
unique, often profound perspective on the transience of human
life and how we deal with the people we meet and the things we
experience, including death -- is thought-provoking and
poignant. Implied nonmarital situations including nongraphic
encounters, some rough language and brief profanity, mild
innuendo, out-of-wedlock pregnancy, adultery, brief rear nudity
and wartime violence. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"Curious
George" (Universal)
Rated "G"
Delightful and disarming animated adventure based on the beloved
children's books by A.H. and Margaret Rey, about an inquisitive chimp --
George -- who befriends a museum curator (voiced by Will Ferrell)
searching for a legendary idol for his failing museum, and who
eventually stows away, leaving his jungle home for New York, where much
monkey mischief ensues. Directed by Matthew O'Callaghan, the simply
told but visually vibrant film stays faithful to the gentle tone of the
books, imparting a warmhearted message about friendship, which though
geared toward youngsters adults will find charming. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage.
"Cursed"
(Dimension)
Rated "PG-13"
Banefully bad horror flick about a young television producer (Christina
Ricci) and her geeky teenage brother (Jesse Eisenberg), who find themselves
in increasingly hairy situations after being bitten by a werewolf-at-large
in their Los Angeles neighborhood. Clumsily grafting themes of high school
angst, homophobia and sexually transmitted diseases onto its B-movie script,
this campy clunker directed by Wes Craven is all bark and no fright, and
should have viewers howling for their money back. Recurring horror
violence and gore, two instances of fleeting rear nudity, mild innuendo,
scattered crude language and humor. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling.
D
"Daddy Day Camp"
(TriStar)
Rated "PG"
A few years after the events of "Daddy Day Care," the two
entrepreneurial fathers (now played by Cuba Gooding Jr. and
Paul Rae) buy a run-down summer camp and take up a rivalry
with the big, mean bully camp next door. Director Fred
Savage, the former child star now making his feature-film
debut, runs through the checklist of crass jokes and
heavy-handed messages about life and teamwork that would
have been a lot more resonant if they had been grounded in
reality. A few instances of crass language, some
children's brawls, bathroom humor, light cartoonlike
violence and an offhand sexual remark. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material
may not be suitable for children.
"Daltry
Calhoun" (Miramax)
Rated "PG-13"
Modestly endearing tale set in small-town Tennessee about a reformed
good-for-nothing (Johnny Knoxville) who, with his rags-to-riches story
facing a reversal of fortune, seeks reconciliation with the daughter he
abandoned as an infant -- now a precocious, musically gifted teenager
(Sophie Traub) -- when the girl's mother (Elizabeth Banks) shows up on
his doorstep with news that she is dying and asks him to take over the
parenting reins after she is gone. Directed by Katrina Holden Bronson,
the film has its narrative bumps but they are smoothed over by its
heartfelt emotion and redemptive message about hope and second chances. An implied sexual encounter, some sexual discussions, underage
drinking and smoking, a mildly irreverent scene, brief fisticuffs, and
scattered crude language and profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Dance Flick" (Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Flat-footed genre satire with a minimal plot about the unlikely
romance between a would-be ballerina (Shoshana Bush) and a
street dancer (Damon Wayans, Jr.). Stumbles far outnumber leaps
in director and co-writer Damien Dante Wayans' rambling sendup,
and a few of the gags are patently vulgar. Much sexual and
some scatological humor, one use of the F-word, frequent crude
and crass language, and occasional comic violence. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may
be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Dan in Real Life"
(Touchstone/Focus)
Rated 'PG-13"
Steve Carrell shines as the widowed father of three girls who
takes them to a family reunion at his parents' rambling house in
Rhode Island, and while there falls in love with an empathetic
woman (Juliette Binoche) he meets in a bookstore, only to learn
she's the girlfriend of his younger brother (Dane Cook). Also on
the plus side of director Peter Hedges' leisurely paced, likable
but only mildly amusing film are the positive depiction of
Carrell's large, loving family, and the almost total lack of
objectionable elements. But the basic setup seems contrived,
the ostensible romance earthbound, and the formulaic script not
terribly funny. Mild innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate
for children under 13.
"The Dark Knight" (Warner
Bros./Legendary)
Rated "PG-13"
Tumultuous, technically dazzling -- if overlong and excessively
complex -- sequel to "Batman Begins" as the chiropteran crusader
(Christian Bale) is challenged by the anarchic Joker (Heath
Ledger) to reveal his true identity or else scores will die,
while a romantic rival for his ex-girlfriend's (Maggie
Gyllenhaal) affections -- the upstanding district attorney
(Aaron Eckhart), working in tandem with the city's crime unit
chief (Gary Oldman) -- strives to bring integrity to corrupt
Gotham. Ledger is electrifying in his last completed
performance, while director and co-writer Christopher Nolan
brings consummate polish to the creation of a chaotic and brutal
milieu, albeit one relieved by underlying decency. Bloodless
but intense action violence including shootings, explosions and
vehicular mayhem, but virtually no objectionable language or
sexual elements. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"Dark
Water" (Touchstone)
Rated "PG-13"
Smartly crafted and suspenseful psychological thriller about a recently
separated single mom (Jennifer Connelly) -- locked in an ugly custody
battle with her estranged husband -- struggling to keep hold of her
fragile sanity and 5-year-old daughter (Ariel Gade) when they move into
a dilapidated apartment with a creepy chronic ceiling leak and a dark
past. Director Walter Salles' stylish and sophisticated ghost story (a
remake of a Japanese horror film) takes a more subtle approach to
maintaining its taut-nerve tension, keeping viewers' cold sweat on a
slow drip rather than going for cheap jolts with lots of gore or
computer generated tricks. Mature thematic elements, recurring
menace, some frightening moments, child peril, including a disturbing
drowning sequence, a brief implied sexual situation and scattered crude
language and profanity and an instance of rough language. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"The Darjeeling
Limited" (Fox Searchlight)
Rated "R"
Quirky, bittersweet odyssey about three estranged siblings
-- the eldest, controlling brother recovering from a
near-fatal injury (Owen Wilson), anxious father-to-be middle
son (Adrien Brody), and the youngest, a writer (Jason
Schwartzman) -- who set out on a spiritual journey on a
train through India after their father's death, including a
visit to a Himalayan monastery where their widowed mother
(Angelica Huston) has become a nun. Though the colorful
film, as per director and co-writer Wes Anderson's usual
style, is not conventionally structured, it becomes more
involving as well as genuinely touching as it progresses,
with some off-putting antics of the brothers at the start of
their trip yielding to reflection and transformation after a
tragic occurrence along the way. A nonmarital sexual
encounter without nudity, brief rough language and
profanity, and a drug reference. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted.
Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Date
Movie" (20th Century Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Crudely sophomoric sendup of recent popular romantic comedies barely
held together by a perfunctory plot involving the upcoming wedding of a
formerly obese waitress (Alyson Hannigan) to the man of her dreams (Adam
Campbell), a wedding that the latter's seductive ex-flame (Sophie Monk)
threatens to sabotage. Following in the genre-skewering footprints of
"Scary Movie," directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer spoof such
films as "My Big Fat Greek Wedding," "Hitch" and "My Best Friend's
Wedding," among others, in a nonstop barrage of vulgar and unfunny
juvenile sight gags that test the limits of its PG-13 rating.
Pervasive raunchy and gross-out humor, some comic violence, recurring
crude language and a few instances of profanity. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"The Da Vinci Code" (Columbia)
Rated "PG-13"
Dan Brown's record-breaking best-seller comes to the screen with most of its
spurious historical, artistic, and theological misstatements intact. The film
follows the book's plot of a Harvard "symbologist" (Tom Hanks) on the run from
French police after the murder of a curator from the Louvre museum, with the
latter's granddaughter (Audrey Tautou) in tow, as they piece together the
motives for the killing, implicating the Catholic Church in a centuries-old
conspiracy to suppress an explosive secret. As expected, director Ron Howard has
made a glossy, competent thriller, though perhaps a little confusing for those
unfamiliar with the book. The performances, including that of Sir Ian McKellen
as another scholar and Paul Bettany as the albino monk assassin, are colorful;
the underlying assertions -- particularly as they question Jesus' divinity --
and the obvious falsehoods about Opus Dei are deeply abhorrent. Partly
subtitled. Violence including brutal murders, crude language, irreverent
underpinning, rear male nudity, scenes of corporal mortification, fleeting hint
of prostitution, glimpse of ritualistic sex. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Days and Clouds"
("Giorni e Nuvole") (Film Movement)
Rated "NR"
Mature, generally perceptive drama in which an idealistic
middle-age Genoese executive (Antonio Albanese) and his art
restorer wife (Margherita Buy) find their relationship
strained after he is forced from his job by his business
partners, an economic and social crisis they try to conceal
from, among others, their 20-year-old daughter (Alba
Rohrwacher). Director and co-writer Silvio Soldini's
intimate, award-winning portrait of a marriage under siege
upholds the value of long-term mutual commitment, though it
downplays the devastating consequences of physical
infidelity. In Italian. Subtitles. Brief, nongraphic
adulterous sexual activity, much rough and crude language
and sexual references. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. Not rated by
the Motion Picture Association of America.
"The Day the Earth Stood Still"
(Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Competent but inferior science-fiction remake about an alien
(Keanu Reeves) who lands on earth to warn of the planet's doom,
and gains the assistance of a top-flight scientist (Jennifer
Connelly), escaping from government custody to continue his
mission, despite the initial hostility of the scientist's
distrustful young stepson (Jaden Smith). Director Scott
Derrickson's version of Robert Wise's 1951 genre classic, which
also features Kathy Bates as the wary U.S. secretary of defense,
substitutes global warming for the threat of Cold War
annihilation (both worthy themes), but though objectionable
elements are minimal, the alien's deadpan emotion is a serious
drawback. Moderate, mostly bloodless violence. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults
and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG--13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material
may be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Death Race"
(Universal/Relativity)
Rated "R"
Brooding dystopian futuristic action tale in which, after
being framed for the murder of his wife, a factory worker
(Jason Statham) is offered freedom by his warden (Joan
Allen) if, with the assistance of a female convict navigator
(Natalie Martinez) and a skilled pit crew (Ian McShane, Fred
Koehler and Jacob Vargas), he competes in the
car-races-to-the-death she supervises for public
entertainment. Writer-director Paul W.S. Anderson's updating
of Paul Bartel's 1975 "Death Race 2000" is one long paean to
brutality, as the speedway gladiators are decapitated, gored
and napalmed. Pervasive graphic violence with blood,
fleeting rear nudity, frequent rough and crude language, and
a couple of profanities. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is R --
restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"D.E.B.S."
(Destination/Samuel Goldwyn)
Rated "PG-13"
Satire of "Charlie's Angels"-type action films and teen movies, in which
the high school-age secret agents take on the archcriminal Lucy Diamond
(Jordana Brewster) with a surprising twist: Amy (Sara Foster), one of
the leading D.E.B.S. (seniors chosen for an underground academy based on
their abilities to lie, cheat and fight), comes face to face with Lucy,
and instead of killing her, begins to feel the stirrings of a romantic
attraction. Director and writer Angela Robinson's lesbian riff on a
familiar genre -- surprisingly slick for an independent film (with some
appealing performances) -- is not without bright moments, but despite
imparting some worthy messages such as the value of friendship and being
true to yourself, the ringing affirmation of physically giving vent to
one's sexuality, gay or straight, particularly at the borderline age of
consent, is troubling, even if presented as a lighthearted spoof. Some
profane, rough and crude language, action violence, premarital sexual
situations, overall thematic material, alcohol and tobacco use. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive.
"Dead
Silence" (Universal)
Rated "R"
Mechanical, relatively mayhem-free horror movie about a man (Jamie
Ashen) who returns to his hometown seeking answers to his wife's
murder. Director James Wan teases a bit of mystery out of an
ordinary plot concerning the revenge of a female ventriloquist and
her collection of dolls, but the film proves long on buildup and
short on genuine frights. Some crass language, violence, bloody
images and dead bodies. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults.
"Dear Frankie" (Miramax)
Rated "PG-13"
Captivating film set in Scotland about a loving single mother (Emily
Mortimer), who pretends to her 9-year-old deaf son, Frankie (Jack McElhone),
that his father -- whom the boy has never seen -- is simply away at sea, and
forges letters purporting to be from the absent father, then pays a stranger
(Gerard Butler) to pose as the father for a day. Shona Auerbach directs a
beautifully written story that is immensely appealing, sensitively acted,
and sure to bring a lump to the throat, resulting in superlative
entertainment for adults and older adolescents. A few profane and rough
words, a single lewd gesture from a child, some mature thematic material and
some alcohol use. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults.
"Dear
Wendy" (Wellspring)
Rated "NR"
Oddly compelling and offbeat story about lonely teenagers in a small
town who become enamored of guns, and though intending never to use them
for violent means become swept up in the weapons' mystique and power in
spite of themselves. Distinguished Danish filmmaker Thomas Vinterberg's
second English-language film features a standout performance by Jamie
Bell (whose anthropomorphized revolver is the lady of the title), and
the others (including Novella Nelson) are good, too. Though the
admirable message is anti-guns and anti-violence, the moral issues are
too muddled, and the film's inevitable bloodbath ending is dramatically
unsatisfying. Profanity and rough language, violence and bloodshed. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"Death at a Funeral"
(MGM/Sidney Kimmel)
Rated "R"
Chaos reigns in this mordant British comedy as family
members -- arrogant famous novelist son (Rupert Graves),
insecure second son (Matthew MacFadyen) and his exasperated
wife (Keeley Hawes), their cousin (Daisy Donovan) and her
fiance (Alan Tudyk) -- gather for a patriarchal funeral and
everything goes wildly wrong, including a mysterious guest
(Peter Dinklage) who threatens a scandalous revelation.
Director Frank Oz whips up a skillfully farcical frenzy, and
the cast is game, but recommendation must be tempered by an
overload of expletives as well as other elements that may
offend viewers. Gratuitous and pervasive profanity, rough
and crude language, rear male nudity, drug use, homosexual
blackmail theme, innuendo and scatological humor. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many
adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"The Death of Mr. Lazarescu"
(Tartan)
Rated "R"
Trenchant Romanian drama that follows the all-night odyssey of a
dying old man, Mr. Lazarescu (Ion Fiscuteanu), as he is shuttled
from one hospital to the next, encountering indifference and
insensitivity from the doctors and medical staff, with only a
compassionate ambulance driver (Mioara Avram) to plead his case.
Deliberately paced, filmed with an unvarnished look and featuring
understated performances, director Cristi Puiu's perceptive
commentary on health care, in charting Lazarescu's plight,
poignantly brings attention to how uncaring bureaucracy and societal
apathy can depreciate the dignity of a human being. Subtitles.
Some rough and crude language and brief partial nudity. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Death
Sentence" (Fox)
Rated "R"
Mild-mannered financier (Kevin Bacon) commits
capital murder against gang members to avenge the
death of his son. For the first hour, director James
Wan (best known for "Saw") and screenwriter Ian
Jeffers follow the nuances of novelist Brian
Garfield's 1975 sequel to "Death Wish" and sprinkle
in mordant humor, but the last half-hour descends
into splatter and heavy-handed symbolism. Rough,
crude and crass language, profanity and extended
scenes of bloody gun violence. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"December Boys"
(Warner Independent)
Rated "PG-13"
Moving Australian coming-of-age drama as four boys from a
convent orphanage (Daniel Radcliffe, Christian Byers, Lee
Cormie and James Fraser) are sent on holiday to board with
an elderly couple (Jack Thompson and Kris McQuade) by the
seaside, where they learn that the childless couple nearby
(Sullivan Stapleton and Victoria Hill) may adopt one of
them, leading to rivalry among the friends. Besides
sensitive performances and majestic cinematography, director
Rod Hardy's adaptation of Michael Noonan's novel has a
strong Catholic underpinning, including a bona fide miracle,
and a compassionate humanistic viewpoint. An instance of
crude language, mild profanity, dim upper female nudity,
brief rear nudity, a clothed, nonexplicit sexual encounter,
and brief underage drinking and smoking. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 --
parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Deception" (20th Century
Fox)
Rated "R"
Dull, sometimes obvious thriller about a lonely accountant (Ewan
McGregor) who's befriended by a charismatic corporate lawyer
(Hugh Jackman), who introduces him to a sex club offering
"intimacy without intricacy" where he falls for one of the other
members (Michelle Williams) and soon becomes a blackmail victim.
Director Marcel Langenegger's feature debut -- nocturnal and
claustrophobic -- glamorizes its main character's anonymous
encounters before endorsing his more substantial relationship. Graphic nonmarital sexual activity, rear and upper-female
nudity, scanty costuming, much rough and crude and some crass
and profane language, sexual discussion, and drug use. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent
or adult guardian.
"Deck the Halls" (20th Century
Fox)
Rated "PG"
Yuletide comedy about an obsessively organized eye doctor (Matthew
Broderick) whose regimental holiday zeal alienates his wife (Kristin
Davis) and two kids (Alia Shawkat and Dylan Blue), and who meets his
match when his new neighbor (Danny DeVito) challenges his reputation
as the town's "king of Christmas" by decorating his own house with
enough lights to be visible from outer space, prompting escalating
attempts by the two men to outdo each other at the risk of losing
what matters most to them, their families. Though brightly colored
bulbs abound, the laughs are mostly low-wattage, as director John
Whitesell decks his plot with clumsy slapstick and a few
out-of-place off-color gags, but he ultimately proves that his heart
is in the right place with an earnest endorsement of home, family
and friendship. And while a secular view of Christmas dominates,
things are brought to a predictably sentimental close that at least
acknowledges in song the true meaning of the holiday. Some mildly
crude language and humor, including a few suggestive images and a
lightly irreverent sight gag, innuendo and an instance of profanity,
limiting the film's suitability to older adolescents and up. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults.
"Dedication"
(Weinstein/Plum)
Rated "R"
Embittered, highly phobic children's book writer (Billy Crudup)
is forced to work with a new illustrator (Mandy Moore) when his
former collaborator and only friend (Tom Wilkinson) dies.
Director Justin Theroux's unconventional love story begins
sordidly in a porn theater and the expletive quotient is high,
but the narrative ultimately takes a touching and redemptive
turn, anchored by Crudup's mesmerizing performance. Pervasive
rough language and profanity, some crude expressions and sexual
remarks, implied premarital sexual encounter, fleeting porn
imagery and other sexual elements. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Deep Blue"
(Miramax)
Rated "G"
Visually spectacular nature documentary which explores Earth's final
frontier, the ocean, from its wave-tossed surface teeming with myriad
marine life to its unfathomable depths, revealing both its sublime
beauty and indiscriminate cruelty. Directed by Alastair Fothergill and
Andy Byatt and narrated by Pierce Brosnan, this awe-inspiring tour
through liquid space, with its breathtaking, up-close, underwater
photography (culled from the BBC series "The Blue Planet"), is highly
emotional and imparts a deeper appreciation for the wonders of God's
creation. Some disturbing predatory images. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Defiance" (Paramount
Vantage)
Rated "R"
This is a well-acted and too lengthy but ultimately worthy
history lesson about the Bielski brothers (Daniel Craig, Liev
Schreiber and Jamie Bell), Jewish farmers who chose not to be
victimized by the Nazis, who sheltered hundreds of Jews, taking
them to safety in the forests of Eastern Europe during World War
II, and who violently fought off the Germans. Director and
co-writer Edward Zwick keeps the episodic story moving
reasonably well considering the three-year time span, and the
script gives a different perspective than the typical Holocaust
movie, but the brothers' heroism here is shown to be marred by
several morally unacceptable instances of senseless slaughter.
Strong sporadic violence, vigilante killing, rough language,
mild sexuality and a rape reference. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Definitely, Maybe"
(Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Carefully wrought romantic comedy, albeit with some
problematic material, in which an advertiser (Ryan Reynolds)
on the verge of divorce recounts to his inquiring daughter
(Abigail Breslin) how he chose her mother from among the
three women (Elizabeth Banks, Rachel Weisz and Isla Fisher)
he had once been dating. Writer-director Adam Brooks'
generally well-written, often touching film is most suitable
for mature viewers. Implied nonmarital sexual activity and
cohabitation, some profanity, frank sexual talk and crass
language, divorce theme, lesbian reference and political
pro-choice allusion. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Deja Vu" (Touchstone)
Rated "PG-13"
Action thriller about a federal agent (Denzel Washington) who, in
investigating a deadly explosion on a New Orleans ferry, is
recruited into a top-secret project whose members (including Val
Kilmer) have found a way to peer into the past to solve crimes, and,
while helping them track down the bomber (Jim Caviezel), falls in
love with one of the blast's casualties (Paula Patton) and decides
to travel back in time to prevent her death. Managing to keep the
twisting plot mostly lucid, director Tony Scott grafts inventive
action sequences onto the intriguing premise resulting in a
sufficiently engaging sci-fi mystery, despite some holes in story
logic. Some intense action violence, disturbing images of death,
blurred shower nudity, brief rear nudity, and some mildly crude
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-III -- adults.
"Delgo" (Freestyle)
Rated "PG"
Well-meaning but only average animated children's parable, set
in a mythical land, about a part-human, part-reptile teenager
(voice of Freddie Prinze Jr.) who falls for the winged,
pixielike princess (voice of Jennifer Love Hewitt) of a rival
nation and enlists the help of his bumbling best friend (voice
of Chris Kattan) and a fearless general (Val Kilmer) to thwart
the warmongering schemes of the princess' exiled aunt (voice of
Anne Bancroft). This Romeo-and-Juliet tale, co-written and
directed by Marc F. Adler and Jason F. Maurer, exalts peace,
racial and ethnic harmony and the power of mercy to break a
cycle of hatred, values which compensate for special effects
well behind the vanguard and a sometimes unimpressive script.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I
-- general patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may
not be suitable for children.
"Delirious"
(Peace Arch/Thema/Artina)
Rated "NR"
The unlikely friendship between a lowlife "paparazzo"
(Steve Buscemi) and a sympathetic street kid (Michael
Pitt) is put to the test when an even more unlikely
romance develops between the photographer's recently
homeless protege and a world-famous pop-music star
(Alison Lohman). The tone of writer-director Tom
DiCillo's film veers disconcertingly from bleak cynicism
to sophomoric fantasy, so that in the end neither the
often witty script nor some genuinely impressive
performances among the lead actors can save this story
from degenerating into an unconvincing muddle.
Relentless rough and crude language and some profanity,
much crude humor, rear and partial nudity, some skimpy
costuming, innuendo and implied unmarried sexual
liaisons. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. Not rated by the Motion Picture Association
of America.
"Delta Farce" (Lionsgate)
Rated "PG-13
Stale, flat attempt at a military comedy starring Daniel Whitney in his
guise of Larry the Cable Guy, supported by "Blue Collar TV" co-star Bill
Engvall and the twitchy D.J. Qualls, playing amiable dumb-guy Army
reservists called up to Fallujah, Iraq, but landing instead in a remote
Mexican village, where they take on local bandits. Director D.B.
Harding, evidently assuming a short attention span for the audience,
chops the comedic scenes into annoyingly tiny bits, but is more
successful turning Larry into a good-hearted, Southern-fried teddy bear.
Some crude language, sexual innuendo, gay characters, a scatological
sight gag and some ethnic slurs. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
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"The Departed" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Hard-hitting if overlong tale of two rookie cops in South Boston --
one (Matt Damon) an informant for the mob, the other (Leonardo
DiCaprio) secretly assigned by senior officers (Martin Sheen and
Mark Wahlberg) to infiltrate the crime ring run by a notorious mob
boss (over-the-top Jack Nicholson) -- with both young cops pushed to
the mental breaking point in their double-dealing roles, and frantic
to uncover the other's identity. Director Martin Scorsese has lost
none of his flair for the genre, and DiCaprio and Damon are
extremely good, but the setup seems far-fetched, and there's
predictably a high quotient of violence, with the nonstop barrage of
expletives excessive even for the underworld environment.
Pervasive rough language, racial epithets, profanity, extremely
crude expressions, heavy violence, grisly images, nongraphic sexual
situations and encounters, irreverent remarks about the church. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would
find troubling. |
"Derailed"
(Weinstein)
Rated "R"
Forgettable thriller about two unhappily married strangers (Jennifer
Aniston and Clive Owen) whose chance meeting on a commuter train sparks
an affair, cut short when their hotel room tryst is intruded on by a
vicious thug (Vincent Cassel), who proceeds to blackmail them,
entangling them in a spiral of violence and deception. Directed by
Mikael Hafstrom, what could have been a smart cautionary tale about the
consequences of deceit is instead derailed by a predictable plot and a
ridiculous, morally problematic ending, in which a character literally
gets away with murder. An adulterous sexual encounter, a rape, bloody
violence including several shootings and a stabbing, as well as much
rough and crude language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive.
"The
Descent" (Lionsgate)
Rated "R"
Chiller about six adventurous female friends (including Shauna
Macdonald, Natalie Mendoza and Alex Reid) whose thrill-seeking outing
turns into a battle for subterranean survival when they become trapped
in a maze of caves deep beneath the Appalachian Mountains, where they
fall prey to a race of vicious humanoid creatures. What starts out as a
highly effective horror film that conveys an unnerving, almost palpable
sense of claustrophobia and primal fear becomes a routine monster flick,
as director Neil Marshall increasingly indulges in easy jolts and grisly
excess. Gratuitous bloody violence and gore, a mercy killing, a
gruesome car accident, much rough and crude language. The USSCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting is O -- morally offensive.
"Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo"
(Columbia)
Rated "R"
Brainless and disastrously distasteful sequel to the 1999 comedy "Deuce
Bigalow: Male Gigolo" which finds the doltish
fish-tank-cleaner-turned-male prostitute (Rob Schneider) in Amsterdam,
Netherlands, where he must solve the murders of Europe's top gigolos to
clear the name of his friend and former pimp (Eddie Griffin) implicated
in the crimes. Directed by Mike Bigelow, the much raunchier follow-up
wallows in juvenile sexual and scatological sight gags that succeed in
lowering the already rock-bottom bar set by the original. Pervasive
sexual and gross-out humor, some partial frontal nudity and comic
violence, comical treatment of physical and mental disabilities, and
drug content, as well as much rough and crude language and profanity.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally
offensive.
"The
Devil's Rejects" (Lions Gate)
Rated "R"
Violently perverse horror sequel to "House of 1000 Corpses" which
follows the bloody trail of the homicidal Firefly clan (Sid Haig, Bill
Moseley and Sheri Moon Zombie), as they flee the vigilante justice of a
relentless sheriff (William Forsythe) determined to avenge his brother's
murder. Laced with visual nods to Arthur Penn, Sam Peckinpah and Tobe
Hopper, writer-director Rob Zombie's almost pornographic follow-up is as
pointless as it is utterly revolting, sinking to nauseating lows in
presenting depravity as entertainment. Pervasive dehumanizing
violence, including grisly killings and mutilations and torture;
sadistic sexual situations, including violation with a gun; a soft-core
sexual encounter with partial nudity; full frontal shower nudity; drug
content; themes of revenge; and much rough and crude language and
profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O
-- morally offensive.
"The Devil
Wears Prada" (Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Entertaining comedy-drama about an aspiring writer (Anne Hathaway) who
takes a job as junior assistant to an imperious editor (a delicious
Meryl Streep) at a high-powered fashion magazine, while her friends,
including her boyfriend (Adrian Grenier) chide her for losing sight of
her real values as she gets caught up in the competitive environment.
Director David Frankel's handsomely photographed adaptation of Lauren
Weisberger's 2003 best-seller is a fast-moving morality tale with a
simple but commendable message about staying true to your ideals and not
selling out, with good performances all around, including those of Emily
Blunt and Stanley Tucci. Admirably light on objectionable content. A
couple of implied premarital situations (but no sex scenes), some crass
expressions, brief profanity and innuendo, and a couple of uses of the
s-word, making this inappropriate for younger adolescents. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents.
"Diggers" (Magnolia)
Rated "R"
Mostly downbeat comedy-drama about the life and loves of Long
Island clam diggers (Paul Rudd, Ken Marino, Josh Hamilton and
Ron Eldard) played out against the encroachment of a big fishing
corporation wreaking havoc on their traditional way of life.
Katherine Diekmann directs Marino's script capably, and there
are good performances -- including those of Lauren Ambrose and
Maura Tierney -- but the only mildly involving and sometimes
sordid plot and the high quotient of expletives are detriments. Pervasive rough and crude language and profanity, drug and
contraception references, rear male nudity, sexual encounters
without overt nudity and sexual references, premarital
situations, brief pornography images, domestic violence and
gratuitous bathroom scenes. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"Dirty"
(Silver Nitrate)
Rated "R"
Unremittingly ugly police drama set in Los Angeles about a former gang
member-turned-cop (Clifton Collins Jr.) torn between conscience and
loyalty to his out-of-control partner (Cuba Gooding Jr.) in deciding to
come clean about their unit's illegal activities, while reluctantly
agreeing to one last score for his crooked bosses on the force (Keith
David and Cole Hauser). Written and directed by Chris Fisher, this
gritty "Training Day" clone offers little illumination into corruption
and violence, despite pretensions of social commentary, resulting less
in a modern morality tale than an unpleasant stock urban action film.
Much strong and bloody violence, including several graphic shootings and
a tense game of Russian roulette resulting in death, some sexual
situations, including suggestive groping of a teenage girl and brief,
shadowy strip club partial nudity, recurring drug content, pervasive
rough and sexually crude language, as well as some profanity and racial
epithets. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O
-- morally offensive.
A
Dirty
Shame
(Fine
Line)
NC-17
--
no
one
17
and
under
admitted
Sex
addicts
run
rampant
in
Harford
Road,
a
blue-collar
neighborhood
of
Baltimore,
in
the
latest
film
from
John
Waters
("Hairspray,"
"Pink
Flamingos").
Though
he's
got
a
name
cast
and
his
intent
is
to
offer
a
humorous
look
at
sexual
anarchy,
the
film's
content
is
predictably
smutty,
however
satiric
in
intent,
and
the
sophomoric
humor
quickly
wears
thin
in.
Repressed
housewife
Sylvia
(Tracey
Ullman)
and
her
square
husband,
Vaughn
(Chris
Isaak),
keep
their
go-go
dancer
daughter,
Caprice
(Selma
Blair),
with
her
grotesquely
enlarged
breasts,
locked
in
a
room
over
their
garage.
A
traffic
collision
soon
gives
Sylvia
a
head
injury
which
transforms
her
from
a
puritanical
prude
to
a
wanton
sex
maniac.
Truck
driver
Ray-Ray
Perkins
(Johnny
Knoxville),
a
sexual
minister,
recognizes
that
the
metamorphosed
Sylvia
is
primed
to
be
one
of
his
sex
disciples,
and
Sylvia
is
only
too
happy
to
give
vent
to
her
newfound
urges.
Her
transformation
is
evident
to
all
when
she
performs
an
obscene
dance
at
a
nursing
home.
Because
of
almost
nonstop
rough,
crude
and
profane
language,
full
frontal
nudity,
sexual
imagery,
obscene
gestures,
scatological
humor,
casual
portrayal
and
descriptions
of
deviant
sexual
practices,
a
glorification
of
freewheeling
sex
and
some
sacrilegious
imagery,
the
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
O
--
morally
offensive.
"Disaster Movie" (Lionsgate)
Rated "PG-13"
Wacky sophomoric spoof of the genre -- with takeoffs on every
iconic movie character of the past year (e.g., Indiana Jones,
Beowulf, Prince Caspian and the Love Guru) thrown in for good
measure -- as a young man (Matt Lanter) and a motley crew (Gay
"G-Thang" Johnson, Nicole Parker, Kim Kardashian and Crista
Flanagan) attempt to rescue his girlfriend (Vanessa Minnillo)
amid nonstop calamities. The film is by co-writers and directors
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. The cast is game, and some of
the gags are funny, while others are considerably less so, but
satirically intended or not the humor is relentlessly and
unabashedly vulgar. Pervasive sexual and scatological humor,
some crude language, crass expressions, and occasional
profanity; strong comic violence; partial male nudity; and
passing religious jibes. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Disturbia" (Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Reasonably suspenseful thriller in the tradition of Hichcock's "Rear
Window" about a teen (Shia LaBeouf) -- under house arrest after an
emotional outburst stemming from his dad's death -- who begins to
spy on the neighbors, eventually suspecting one (David Morse) of
being a serial killer. Director D.J. Caruso ("Taking Lives") handles
his serial-killer theme with relative restraint, with the emphasis
squarely on suspense. Some violence including two murders, an
image of a corpse and some discreet shots of other dead bodies, a
disturbing car accident, some crude and crass language and
profanity, skimpy costuming, underage drinking, suggestive dancing,
brief suggestions of infidelity and underage viewing of pornography.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults.
"The Diving Bell and the Butterfly"
(Miramax)
Rated "PG-13"
Inspiring if sobering true story of a French magazine editor
(Mathieu Amalric) whose massive stroke left him completely
paralyzed but who was able to tap into his imagination to
take in the world around him, appreciate the important
things in his life, and even dictate his memoirs by blinking
his eye for every letter. Julian Schnabel's film begins
entirely from the perspective of the paralyzed patient, but
gradually expands to a third-person view. Though some may
find his situation difficult to watch, the strongly
life-affirming way he responded to adversity rather than
succumb to despair is praiseworthy beyond measure. In
French. Subtitles. References to past adultery, partial-male
and upper-female nudity, nongraphic sexual encounter, and
some crass words and sexual talk. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"DOA: Dead or Alive" (Dimension)
Rated "PG-13"
Mindless but bloodless action movie, based on a video-game series, pitting four
bikini-clad young women (Devon Aoki, Jaime Pressly, Holly Valance and Sarah
Carter) and others in an "ultimate fighter" tournament where athletes battle not
to the death, but to the "knocked-out," while the master of ceremonies (Eric
Roberts) has a secret agenda. Hong Kong action-movie director Corey Yuen fills
the movie with wire-work stunts in which martial artists take superhuman leaps,
and no one really gets hurt except for the bad guy. A few instances of crude
language, frequent crass language, a couple instances of mild profanity, brief
partial nudity, much skimpy costuming, crude humor, a morning-after bedroom
scene and much action violence including explosions. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
(20th
Century
Fox)
Rated
"PG-13"
With a running time just
north of 90 minutes, "Dodgeball: A True Underdog
Story" is about an hour and a
half too long.
Full of forced, crass humor, this doggedly
dreadful movie tries to capitalize on viewers'
childhood memories of gym-class trauma, resulting
in an experience about as enjoyable as getting
drilled in the kisser with a rubber ball hurled by
some snotty seventh-grade sadist.
Vince Vaughn stars as Peter LaFleur, a rakish
underachiever and proprietor of a fleabag gym
called Average Joe's. The rundown joint serves as
a watering hole for a motley bunch of social
rejects, including a self-styled pirate (Alan
Tudyk) and a scrawny nerd (Justin Long) whose most
common experience with a gym locker is getting
stuffed into one.
To make a dumb story short, LaFleur's
nonexistent bookkeeping and kindhearted habit of
letting his friends slide on paying membership
dues leaves him $50,000 in arrears.
Licking his faux tan chops at the prospect of
bulldozing Average Joe's and turning it into a
parking lot is White Goodman (Ben Stiller),
LaFleur's cross-street rival, a narcissistic
fitness freak and owner of the state-of-the-art
Globo Gym where the sales pitch is, "We're better
than you and you know it."
With their beloved gym facing closure, the
scrappy misfits come up with the idea of forming a
dodgeball team with their hopes set on winning a
high-stakes tournament in Las Vegas with a cash
prize of $50,000.
Predictably, the lovable losers prevail
against all odds and make it to the final round.
But in order to go the distance they must face
Globo Gym's Purple Cobras -- a team of
steroid-enhanced all-stars captained by Goodman --
in a winner-takes-all showdown.
Christine Taylor plays Kate Veatch, an
attorney sent by the bank to facilitate the
foreclosing of Average Joe's, but who winds up
being their team's secret weapon. Rip Torn plays
the crotchety, wheelchair-bound Patches O'Houlihan,
a legendary dodgeball icon who pilots LaFleur's
sad-sack squad from geekdom to greatness and helps
them connect with their inner champion.
O'Houlihan teaches them that the key to
success in the sport can be distilled down to the
five-point mantra, "Dodge, duck, dip, dive and
dodge" -- driving home the importance of each by
firing wrenches at them, "If you can dodge a
wrench, you can dodge a ball."
Moviegoers would be well advised to add
"dash" to that list -- as in away from any theater
playing this clunker.
As directed by Rawson Marshall Thurber, "Dodgeball"
follows the well-worn David-vs.-Goliath formula of
such comedies as "The Bad News Bears," but its
love-yourself-for-who-you-are message is weighed
down by the film's preponderance of puerility
including jokes about lesbianism, penile pumps,
S&M leatherwear and, of course, running sight gags
of people getting smashed in the face -- or
considerably lower -- with spherical projectiles.
A few chuckles are provided by a peppering of
campy cameos including David Hasselhoff and
William Shatner.
As viewers are reminded throughout the film,
Average Joe's team motto is "aim low" -- a slogan
which could just as easily be applied to the
comedic aspirations of this movie.
Due to recurring crude and sexual language
and humor, an instance of rough language and
profanity and same-sex kissing, the USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
L
--
limited
adult
audience,
films
whose
problematic
content
many
adults
would
find
troubling.
"Dominion: The Prequel to the Exorcist"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "R"
Subdued yet somewhat involved prequel to
the 1973 horror classic set in 1949 British East Africa where lapsed
priest Father Merrin (Stellan Skarsgard), wrestling with a crisis of
faith wrought by wartime memories of Nazi atrocities, rediscovers his
belief to help a possessed native boy after an ancient evil is unleashed
by the excavation of a Byzantine church. Sparse on horror gimmicks,
director Paul Schrader's more cerebral movie is a marked improvement
over Renny Harlin's 2004 gorier "alternate" version of the same story,
yet, while thoughtfully exploring the nature of evil, faith, doubt,
guilt and forgiveness, the ultimately redemptive, if at times dry, film
is hampered by laggard pacing, shaky theology and narrative gaps -- not
to mention some cheesy computer-generated effects. Some strong
violence, including a graphic suicide, and several grisly murders and
executions, demonic violence, a disturbing childbirth scene, a bloody
medical procedure and a few racial slurs. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose
problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Domino" (New Line)
Rated "R"
Trashy, repellent action-comedy film inspired by British actor Laurence
Harvey's daughter Domino's (Keira Knightley) improbable career as a
model turned bounty hunter. She and her team members (Mickey Rourke and
Edgar Ramirez) get involved in a double-dealing plot to recover a large
amount of cash and catch the culprits, while being filmed by a
reality-TV show producer (Christopher Walken). Director Tony Scott's
nonstop camera moves, quick cutting and pretentious lighting effects
make for a disjointed, confusing, ugly and hardly funny mess, left
unredeemed by some fleeting use of religious imagery and a "good deed"
ending. Pervasive violence and bloodshed, over-the-top profanity,
rough language, some sexuality, partial nudity, suggestive movements and
drug use. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O
-- morally offensive.
"Don't Come
Knocking" (Sony Classics)
Rated "R"
Unsatisfying story of hard-living actor (Sam Shepard) who,
post-meltdown, goes AWOL and abandons his location Western movie set,
returns home to his mother (Eva Marie Saint) in Nevada, and learns he
has a grown son (Gabriel Mann) by a waitress (Jessica Lange) with whom
he was involved years ago, while a private eye (Tim Roth) hired by the
film studio attempts to find him. Director Wim Wenders, working again
from a Shepard script after their "Paris, Texas" teaming, adds his
artful cinematic vision to Shepard's familiar themes of the myth versus
reality of the American West, the pitfalls of fame, the human capacity
for violence, broken families, loneliness and loss, but there's a
stilted quality to the story and the performances never quite ring true. Profanity, rough and crude language, some domestic violence, adult
thematic material, brief drug references, a crass gesture, dispersal of
cremated remains, brief nudity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling.
"Don't Move" (Northern
Arts)
Rated "NR"
Heavy-breathing potboiler about a doctor (Sergio Castellitto) who's just
learned that his daughter's been in a near-fatal motorcycle accident, and
reminisces about a time 16 years earlier when his car broke down and he
raped the young impoverished woman who let him use her phone (Penelope Cruz
in an admirably intense performance), leading to an obsessively passionate
and kinky relationship, even after his bourgeois wife (Claudia Gerini), who
intuits the adulterous affair, learns she's pregnant. Castellitto directed
this alternately sentimental and repellant adaptation of wife Margaret
Mazzantini's best seller, though its high-caliber acting and artsy trappings
can't erase the considerable sordidness of the plot even with its tacked-on
"redemptive" ending, and a soul-searching protagonist who remains
self-pityingly unsympathetic. In Italian. Subtitles. Rough and crude
language, brutal sexual encounters, abortion, partial nudity, graphic
operating room gore, and gratuitous scenes of bodily functions. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Doogal"
(Weinstein)
Rated "G"
Unobjectionable but bland computer animated story of dog and his
unlikely friends -- a rabbit, a snail, a cow and a train -- who set out
on an adventurous journey to find three diamonds that will release the
pooch's best friend from an icy imprisonment and prevent a villainous
wizard from freezing the sun. Co-directors Jean Duval, Frank Passingham,
and Dave Borthwick's originally British film has been re-voiced with a
big-name American cast (including Whoopi Goldberg, Chevy Chase and
William H. Macy) -- and there's a commendable message about "friendship
being the best weapon," but toddlers -- and even their indulgent parents
-- may find this a tired retread of many other superior films. Some
mild scenes of peril. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-I -- general patronage.
"Doom"
(Universal)
Rated "R"
Unremittingly violent sci-fi action adventure set in the future about a
team of Marine commandos (led by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) deployed to
secure a remote scientific research facility on Mars that is crawling
with nasty mutant creatures unwittingly unleashed by the facility's
genetic experimentation gone awry. Based on the popular video game of
the same name, director Andrzej Bartkowiak's film aspires to the
claustrophobic suspense of "Alien," but is little more than stretches of
mindless mayhem strung together by an absurd plot, which completely
crumbles during the movie's carnage-heavy climax. Excessive bloody
violence and gore, including dismemberment and decapitation, pervasive
rough and crude language and some profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Doomsday" (Universal)
Rated "R"
Blood-soaked futuristic adventure tale in which a tough
policewoman (Rhona Mitra) is ordered by the British prime
minister (Alexander Siddig) and his scheming security chief
(David O'Hara) to lead a team of soldiers into pandemic-ravaged
Scotland, where they battle a cannibalistic tribal chieftain
(Craig Conway) and the ruler of a medieval castle (Malcolm
McDowell) to bring back an immune survivor. Writer-director Neil
Marshall's thoroughly benighted film wallows in barbarism.
Graphic violence, mutilation, torture, cannibalism theme, brief
upper female and sustained rear nudity, pervasive swearing,
including at least 45 uses of the f-word, four uses of
profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Dot the I" (Summit Entertainment)
Rated "R"
Convoluted, kinky story set in London about a temperamental flamenco dancer
(Natalia Verbeke) who, recovering from an abusive relationship, agrees to
marry a gentlemanly Brit (James D'Arcy), but at her bachelorette party
encounters a video-camera-wielding Brazilian actor (Gael Garcia Bernal in
his first English-speaking role), setting the scene for a romantic triangle.
Writer-director Matthew Parkhill's story of seamy love is not quite what it
seems to be, as there are some neat Hitchcockian twists along the way, but
the plot is improbable in the extreme, and the execution -- despite some
clever touches -- feels semiamateurish. Much rough and crude language,
sexual situations, partial rear nudity, suicide with associated gore, murder
without retribution.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"Doubt" (Miramax)
Rated "PG-13"
Engrossing drama set in 1964 at a Bronx parochial grammar
school where the nun (Meryl Streep) who serves as principal
suspects a popular priest (Philip Seymour Hoffman) of
impropriety with a 12-year-old black student, and together with
a young teacher (Amy Adams), sets out to confront him.
Writer-director John Patrick Shanley has successfully adapted
his Pulitzer Prize-winning stage hit, deftly recreating the
Catholic milieu of the era, with outstanding performances,
including that of Viola Davis as the distraught mother of the
putative victim. Though sexual abuse is part of the story, it
is the balance of doubt and certainty in society at large that
forms the principal thematic subtext. Discreetly handled sexual
abuse theme. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
Downfall"
(Newmarket)
Rated "R"
Vividly authentic recreation of the last days of Adolf Hitler (Bruno Ganz)
trapped in his Berlin-based underground hideout with other officials of the
Third Reich and their families, as the Russian army closes in for certain
victory at the end of World War II in 1945, all seen through the eyes of
Traudl Junge (Alexandra Maria Lara), his young personal secretary, who
stayed with him through his suicide and that of his mistress, Eva Braun (Juliane
Kohler), and managed to escape through enemy lines. Oliver Hirshbiegel's
German-language film has impeccable production values, superb performances,
and generates a good deal of suspense even though the outcome is known. Some
crude language, multiple suicides and wartime violence, some with attendant
gore, brief but brutal scenes of amputation, partial nudity, a brief sexual
situation, heavy smoking and alcohol use. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Down in
the Valley" (THINKFilm)
Rated "R"
Offbeat but quite interesting story of easygoing South Dakota ranch hand
(an impressive Edward Norton) who romances the much-younger, rebellious
teenage daughter (Evan Rachel Wood) of a San Fernando Valley police
officer (David Morse), and befriends her painfully shy younger brother
(Rory Culkin), against the father's wishes. Writer-director David
Jacobson's initial "young lovers" romance shifts tone dramatically
midway with a shocking twist, and becomes a suspenseful drama that pays
homage to elements from the classic Westerns of John Ford and Howard
Hawks. Considerable profanity, rough language and crude expressions,
a couple of shootings, gun use by a minor, intense domestic discord,
premarital sex and nongraphic sexual encounters, and drug use. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"Drag Me to Hell"
(Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Intentionally over-the-top horror tale in which a Los Angeles
loan officer (Alison Lohman) is cursed to death and damnation by
a woman (Lorna Raver) on whose home her bank is foreclosing and,
with the reluctant support of her skeptical boyfriend (Justin
Long), enlists the aid of a fortuneteller (Dileep Rao) in her
increasingly frantic efforts to undo the spell. Gross-out sight
gags abound in director and co-writer Sam Raimi's canny
shockfest, but bloodletting is generally minimal and the occult
elements, like the dubious premise that one person can consign
another to Hades, need not be taken seriously. Some
hand-to-hand violence, a premarital situation, a couple of uses
of profanity and of the S-word, and a few crass terms. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who"
(20th Century Fox)
Rated "G"
Enchanting animated adaptation of the classic children's book
about a warmhearted elephant (voice of Jim Carrey) who discovers
that a speck of dust is home to the microscopic town of Who-ville,
led by a slightly eccentric mayor (Steve Carell), and who must
find the particle a safe resting place despite the opposition of
a closed-minded kangaroo (Carol Burnett) and a wicked but dim
eagle (Will Arnett). The film, co-directed by Jimmy Hayward
and Steve Martino, promotes excellent values and the script,
performances and animation all match the high quality of the
original source material. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is G -- general
audiences. All ages admitted.
"Drag Me to Hell"
(Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Intentionally over-the-top horror tale in which a Los Angeles
loan officer (Alison Lohman) is cursed to death and damnation by
a woman (Lorna Raver) on whose home her bank is foreclosing and,
with the reluctant support of her skeptical boyfriend (Justin
Long), enlists the aid of a fortuneteller (Dileep Rao) in her
increasingly frantic efforts to undo the spell. Gross-out sight
gags abound in director and co-writer Sam Raimi's canny
shockfest, but bloodletting is generally minimal and the occult
elements, like the dubious premise that one person can consign
another to Hades, need not be taken seriously. Some
hand-to-hand violence, a premarital situation, a couple of uses
of profanity and of the S-word, and a few crass terms. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"Dreamgirls"
(Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Entertaining screen version of 1981 Broadway hit charting the rise
of a Motown-like 1960s girl group (Beyonce Knowles, Anika Noni Rose
and Sharon Leal), and the heavyset lead singer (Jennifer Hudson)
they push out of the group when she doesn't match their new svelte
image, as well as an R&B singer (Eddie Murphy), and the ruthless
manager (Jamie Foxx) who guides all their careers. Director Bill
Condon has skillfully refashioned the show for the screen turning
most of the sung recitatives into spoken dialogue, and there are
especially good performances from Murphy and newcomer Hudson.
Despite some flagged material, the overarching themes of loyalty,
doing the "right thing," dedication to family and friends, and
overcoming adversity are key. Romantic complications including
adultery, a child born out of wedlock, crude language, some
innuendo, mild profanity, drug use and some onstage vulgarity. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults.
"Dreamer:
Inspired by a True Story" (DreamWorks)
Rated "PG"
Warm and winning family film set in rural Kentucky about a dispirited
racehorse trainer (Kurt Russell), his young daughter (Dakota Fanning)
and estranged father (Kris Kristofferson), who nurse an injured
Seabiscuit-like thoroughbred back to form and in the process mend their
own broken relationships. Written and directed by John Gatins, the movie
is a handsome and unapologetically sentimental old-fashioned
crowd-pleaser, with tender performances by Fanning and Russell and
heartfelt themes of family, the healing power of love and the importance
of holding on to one's dreams. A few mildly rude expressions and a
racetrack accident that may disturb sensitive young children. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general
patronage.
"Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who"
(20th Century Fox)
Rated "G"
Enchanting animated adaptation of the classic children's book
about a warmhearted elephant (voice of Jim Carrey) who discovers
that a speck of dust is home to the microscopic town of Who-ville,
led by a slightly eccentric mayor (Steve Carell), and who must
find the particle a safe resting place despite the opposition of
a closed-minded kangaroo (Carol Burnett) and a wicked but dim
eagle (Will Arnett). The film, co-directed by Jimmy Hayward
and Steve Martino, promotes excellent values and the script,
performances and animation all match the high quality of the
original source material. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is G -- general
audiences. All ages admitted.
"Drillbit Taylor"
(Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Droll portrait of the unlikely friendship between a homeless
veteran (Owen Wilson) and the three high school misfits (Nate
Hartley, Troy Gentile and David Dorfman) who hire him as a
bodyguard to protect them from a malevolent bully (Alex Frost)
and his thuggish sidekick (Josh Peck). Director Steven Brill's
film, produced by the prolific Judd Apatow, emphasizes its
titular character's evolution from con man to caring mentor, and
his young clients' search for courage and solidarity, but
dialogue rife with vulgar terms and a problematic central love
story make it appropriate fare only for the mature. Brief
rear nudity, implied premarital sex, frequent crude and
pervasive crass language, six uses of profanity, and drug and
pornography references. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"The Duchess" (Paramount
Vantage)
Rated "PG-13"
Lavishly mounted, compellingly acted but somewhat morally lax
costume drama, based on real events, recounting the tangled
lives of the late-18th-century Duchess of Devonshire (Keira
Knightley), her coldly indifferent husband (Ralph Fiennes), her
best friend (Hayley Atwell), who becomes his live-in lover and
the statesman (Dominic Cooper) for whom she falls. Director and
co-writer Saul Dibb's adaptation of Amanda Foreman's biography,
"Georgiana, Duchess of Devonshire," delineates the plight of
aristocratic yet powerless women, but also tends to legitimize
its subject's adultery. Strong sexual content, including a
nongraphic but intense rape scene and adulterous sexual
activity, brief rear nudity, domestic abuse theme and sexual
references. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"The Dukes" (CAVU)
Rated "PG-13"
Two cash-strapped cousins (Robert Davi and Chazz Palminteri) who
once enjoyed fame as part of the titular doo-wop singing group
join their two best friends -- a former stand-up comic (Frank
D'Amico) and an out-of-work airline mechanic (Elya Baskin) -- in
a bungling burglary scheme. Davi, who also directed and
co-wrote, creates a low-key working-class drama far more
concerned with friendship and perseverance than crime, though
the comic treatment of one character's sexual exploits is
unwelcome. Brief nongraphic, nonmarital sexual activity, drug
use, some sexual humor, one use of the S-word, occasional crass
language, and a couple of uses of profanity. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"The Dukes
of Hazzard" (Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Sleazed-up film version of the popular television series about redneck
rascals Luke and Bo Duke (Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott), who
with the help of curvaceous cousin Daisy (Jessica Simpson) and
moonshine-running Uncle Jesse (Willie Nelson) foil the shady land
dealings of crooked local politician "Boss" Hogg (Burt Reynolds).
Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar, the movie plays like an episode of the
original TV show, capturing its rip-roaring spirit, but also introducing
a raunchier brand of humor that pushes the envelope of its PG-13 rating.
Recurring action violence, sexual situations and humor, drug
references, Southern stereotypes, reckless behavior, flagrant if comical
disregard for authority, as well as some crude language and gestures and
profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L
-- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling.
Duma
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG"
First-rate coming-of-age adventure set in Africa about a headstrong young boy
(Alexander Michaletos) who embarks on a journey of self-discovery when he
resolves to trek across hundreds of miles of treacherous terrain in order return
his pet cheetah -- which he raised since it was an orphaned cub -- to its
rightful home in the wild. Beautifully crafted by director Carroll Ballard, the
boy-and-his-cheetah buddy movie combines exceptional nature photography --
including some amazing shots of African wildlife -- with a warm and winning
story about the bonds of family and friendship, resulting in a film that is
sweetly charming without being overly sentimental. Some scenes of peril, and
brief wildlife violence which may be frightening to some young children. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents.
"Duplicity" (Universal/Relativity)
Ratedf "PG-13"
Sophisticated romantic caper about two intelligence officers
(Julia Roberts and Clive Owen) who turn to industrial espionage
hoping to exploit the no-holds-barred feud between the CEOs (Tom
Wilkinson and Paul Giamatti) of rival pharmaceutical companies.
Writer-director Tony Gilroy's tartly clever globe-trotting
thriller, which boasts all the complexity of a master chess
match, explores the paranoia produced by corporate greed and the
redeeming potential of the love between its cynically untrusting
lead characters, though their affection is expressed in an
intense unwedded affair. Brief, nongraphic, premarital sexual
activity; some sexual humor and references; occasional crude and
crass language; and at least a dozen profanities. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"The
Dust
Factory"
(MGM)
Rated
"PG"
Life-affirming
family
fantasy
about
a
young
boy
(Ryan
Kelley)
--
mute
since
witnessing
his
father's
tragic
death
--
who
falls
from
a
bridge
into
the
titular
dream
realm
somewhere
between
this
world
and
the
next,
where
he
must
confront
his
fears
of
mortality,
guided
by
his
grandfather
(Armin
Mueller-Stahl)
and
the
friendship
of
a
mercurial
girl
(Hayden
Panettiere).
Written
and
directed
by
Eric
Small,
the
intriguing
film
wrestles
with
heavy
issues
--
death,
loss
and
grief
--
in
an
imaginative
way,
but
its
opaque
narrative,
freighted
with
surreal
imagery,
fogs
the
movie's
underlying
message:
that
despite
its
transience
and
unavoidable
pain,
life
is
ultimately
worth
embracing.
Mature
themes
and
some
frightening
images.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-II
--
adults
and
adolescents.
"D-War: Dragon Wars" (Freestyle)
Rated "PG-13"
Hilariously silly but never dull throwback
to the old Godzilla movies, with a Los
Angeles reporter (Jason Behr) protecting a
young woman (Amanda Brooks) whose life-force
is sought by a good giant serpent and a bad
giant serpent. Writer-director Hyung-rae
Shim gives undiscriminating young teens and
tongue-in-cheek genre fans some terrifically
choreographed battle scenes between the U.S.
military and dinosaur-sized
armadillo-thingies, raptors with wings, and
a mystical mean guy in a black-leather
trench coat and short white hair who
occasionally morphs into what looks like a
medieval Darth Vader. A couple of
instances of crude language and some crass
language, one background-dialog instance of
mild sexual innuendo, much bloodless
medieval and modern-day warfare, numerous
explosions, crashed and crushed vehicles
with unseen occupants, a leap from a cliff
into the sea, and a woman who is chomped by
a giant serpent and tossed away. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and
adolescents. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
E
"88 Minutes" (TriStar)
Rated "R"
Shoddy, B-level thriller about a forensic
psychiatrist (Al Pacino) whose testimony
leads to a serial killer's death sentence,
but on the eve of the execution, copycat
murders raise doubts, and the professional
profiler gets a mysterious call informing
him he will die in 88 minutes. Pacino does
his best with the obvious and laughable
script, with more red herrings than in a
Scandinavian deli, but the result --
frenetically but dully directed by Jon Avnet
-- is inferior to even run-of-the-mill
television police procedurals. Torture and
murder with blood, profanity, crude
language, briefly glimpsed lesbian
seduction, implied nonmarital encounter,
some sexual talk and partial nudity. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content
many adults would find troubling. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires
accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Eagle Eye" (DreamWorks)
Rated "PG-13"
Well-executed action yarn about two strangers, a gifted
underachiever (Shia LaBeouf) and a divorced mother (Michelle
Monaghan), who are thrown together when they become the
unwilling agents of an anonymous, seemingly all-powerful entity
that uses technology and personal information to blackmail them
into obedience, while an FBI agent (Billy Bob Thornton) and an
Air Force investigator (Rosario Dawson) try to track them down.
Though its solution is hardly original, director D.J. Caruso's
sleek puzzler provides sufficient diversion along the way.
Moderate action violence, brief sexual humor, one use of the
F-word, much crude language and some uses of profanity; possibly
acceptable for older teens. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Earth" (Disneynature)
Rated "G"
Majestic and moving nature documentary chronicling a year in the
lives of a variety of wild animals in different habitats, most
prominently a polar bear, an elephant and a humpbacked whale. In
this big-screen adaptation of their television series, "Planet
Earth," co-directors Alastair Fothergill and Mark Linfield make
the most of high definition technology to present a stunning
portrait of creation and a subtle plea for environmental
responsibility. A couple of bleeped exclamations. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general
patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is G
-- general audiences. All ages admitted.
"Eastern Promises" (Focus)
Rated "R"
Taut, grippingly powerful story of the Russian underworld as a
midwife in a London hospital (Naomi Watts) tries to locate the
family of Russian girl who died giving birth; when she reveals
she has the dead girl's incriminating diary, she becomes the
target of a restaurateur-mobster (Armin Mueller-Stahl), his
alcoholic bully of a son (Vincent Cassel) and their taciturn
chauffeur (Viggo Mortensen). Director David Cronenberg's somber
thriller is crafted with impressive artistry, and performances
-- including those of Sinead Cusack and Jerzy Skolimowski -- are
excellent, but though the violence is artistically valid extreme
caution is advised as there are some graphic images and one
intense sexual encounter. Brutal violence with bloodshed, the
mutilation of a corpse, a graphic sexual act, rear and fleeting
full-frontal-male and upper-female nudity, blood hemorrhaging,
an extended tattooing sequence, rough language and profanity,
and drug and rape references. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Easy Virtue" (Sony
Classics)
Rated "PG-13"
Glossy but ho-hum retread of an early Noel Coward play (1924),
adapted by director and co-writer Stephen Elliott, wherein a
landed young Englishman (Ben Barnes) brings home his vivacious
new bride, a glamorous American widow (likable Jessica Biel)
with a "past," who clashes with her husband's stodgy mother
(Kristin Scott Thomas) and sisters, though winning the
admiration of his more bohemian father (Colin Firth). The
colorful period and background tunes are enjoyable, but
performances are generally flat and the dated and unconvincing
story is further sabotaged by a couple of morally problematic
plot additions. Unconventional view of marriage, divorce,
assisted suicide, nongraphic sexual marital encounters, brief
rear and partial nudity, some crass language and heavy smoking.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is O --
morally offensive. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may
be inappropriate for children under 13.
"Echoes of
Innocence" (New World)
Rated "PG-13"
Well-intentioned, Christian-flavored teen "romantic thriller" about a
high school senior (Sara Simmonds) who is obsessed with St. Joan of Arc
and whose childhood vow to remain a virgin until she can marry her
long-disappeared first love attracts the curiosity -- and eventually,
affections -- of a reporter from the school paper (Jake McDorman), as
well as the predatory interest of a menacingly mysterious student (Matt
Vodvarka). Earnestly directed by Nathan Todd Sims, the film's positive
portrayal of religious belief and admirable pro-chastity message is
greatly handicapped by the uneven performances and clumsy story line,
little of which makes sense. An implied teen sexual encounter and
sexual thematic elements, minimal violence, scattered crude expressions,
and a questionable -- but reverent -- treatment of the sacraments of
penance and marriage, making it suitable for older adolescents and up.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults.
"Eight
Below" (Disney)
Rated "PG"
Winning family-friendly adventure inspired by real events about a team
of sled dogs left behind during a forced evacuation of a remote
Antarctic research station who struggle against the odds to survive in
the inhospitable environment while their devoted handler (Paul Walker)
races against time and indifference to mount a rescue mission. Set
against spectacular South Pole vistas, director Frank Marshall's film
balances action and heart-tugging emotion in telling its captivating
tale of friendship and canine courage. Some human and animal peril,
predatory violence, and a few sad scenes that may upset the youngest
children. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"El Cantante" (Picturehouse)
Rated "R"
Lively but sordid life of Puerto Rican salsa star Hector Lavoe (Marc
Anthony), who died at 46 of drug-related AIDS in 1993, and his
tumultuous relationship with wife Puchi (Jennifer Lopez, exhibiting
unaccustomed range), who relates their story in flashback. The stars are
good, and co-writer and director Leon Ichaso re-creates the era
convincingly in this over-the-decades saga (starting in the 1960s), with
a fine musical earful throughout, but the couple's endless fights and
the nonstop barrage of expletives are repetitious and ultimately
wearying. Pervasive rough language, drug and alcohol abuse, attempted
suicide, premarital situations, some nongraphic sexual encounters,
innuendo, implied adultery and a brief suggestion of sexual kinkiness,
and some skimpy costuming. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is L -- limited adult audience, films whose problematic
content many adults would find troubling. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying
parent or adult guardian.
"Elegy" (Goldwyn)
Rated "R"
Somber but absorbing and impressively acted adaptation of a
Philip Roth novel about a womanizing professor (Ben Kingsley),
the graduate student with whom he falls in love (Penelope Cruz),
his poet friend (Dennis Hopper), longtime mistress (Patricia
Clarkson) and estranged son (Peter Sarsgaard). Director Isabel
Coixet sensitively captures the story's themes of love, aging
and death, with Cruz and Kingsley in top form, and though
characterized by the somewhat artificial air of many literary
adaptations, the emotions are achingly authentic. Nonmarital
situations and nongraphic sexual encounters, upper-female
nudity, frank sexual talk, adultery, abortion reference, some
rough language and brief profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Elektra" (20th Century Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Low-wattage action movie based
on the titular Marvel Comics character (played by a buff Jennifer Garner in
hellcat mode), a blade-wielding femme fatale who runs afoul of a super-powered
crime syndicate when she decides to turn from her assassin ways and protect the
two targets -- a young girl (newcomer Kirsten Prout) and her father (Goran
Visnjic) -- whom she has been contracted to kill. Directed by Rob Bowman, this
slick but stale "Daredevil" spinoff is little more than a series of frenetic
death duels sloppily strung together in a hackneyed attempt to distract viewers
from the lame dialogue and muddled plot, resulting in a viewing experience which
is anything but "Elektra-fying." Recurring strong stylized violence, including
several impalings and an implied decapitation, thematic moral ambiguities, a
gratuitously erotic same-sex kiss, sporadic crude language and an instance of
profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"Elizabeth: The
Golden Age" (Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
Sweeping, but historically slipshod biography in which
England's "Virgin Queen" (Cate Blanchett), with the help
of a wise counselor (Geoffrey Rush), prepares to fend
off the Armada, sent against her by King Philip of Spain
(Jordi Molla), and defeat the intrigues of the captive
Mary, Queen of Scots (Samantha Morton), while also
contending with one of her ladies-in-waiting (Abbie
Cornish) for the affections of Sir Walter Raleigh (Clive
Owen). The film, as directed by Shekhar Kapur, is rich
in spectacle, yet it whitewashes its subject, even as it
darkly caricatures the cause of Spain and of
Catholicism. Rear and partial upper female nudity,
scenes of torture, blood with gore and occasional crass
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate
for children under 13.
"Elizabethtown" (Paramount)
Rated "PG-13" Parents are strongly cautioned
Sentimental, if not completely satisfying, romantic comedy drama about a
disgraced sneaker designer (Orlando Bloom) who, after nearly sinking his
employer's footwear empire and contemplating suicide, is dispatched by
his mom (Susan Sarandon) to retrieve the remains of his father -- who
died unexpectedly -- in rural Kentucky. There he reconnects with his
roots and, while en route, encounters a sunny, free-spirited flight
attendant (Kirsten Dunst) who brightens his view and appreciation of the
world. Despite a miscast Bloom and a baggy script, director Cameron
Crowe's film celebrates family and love, imparting a warm and welcome
message that, though full of risk, life is ultimately worth living.
An implied sexual encounter, an attempted suicide, a questionable (for
Catholics) dispersal of ashes, and some rough and crude language. The
USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Elsa & Fred" ("Elsa y
Fred") (Distrimax/Mitropoulos)
Rated "PG"
Gentle, restrained song-at-twilight love story in which a buttoned-up Madrid
widower (Manuel Alexandre) finds his horizons widened when he falls for his
elegant but unconventional new neighbor (China Zorrilla). Though its central
dynamic of attracted opposites is familiar, director and co-writer Marcos
Carnevale's "carpe diem" comedy, which also features Blanca Portillo as the
reticent Romeo's controlling daughter, is kept rolling by the verve of its
veteran leads. In Spanish. Subtitles. A morally ambiguous relationship.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental guidance
suggested. Some material may not be suitable for children.
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"Employee of the Month" (Lionsgate)
Rated "PG-13"
Lightweight comedy about a slacker stock clerk (Dane Cook) at a
Costco-style superstore where he tries to dethrone a cocky rival
co-worker (Dax Shepard) -- who's nabbed "employee of the month"
honors for 17 months straight -- in order to win the affections of a
pretty new cashier (Jessica Simpson), sparking a madcap competition.
Director Greg Coolidge blends slapstick, broad comedy and satire to
uneven effect, and while the gamesmanship is intermittently amusing,
the general vulgarity undermines the story's sweet center. Much
crude and sexual humor, gay innuendo, a racial joke, a use of the
f-word, as well as recurring crude language and profanity. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. |
"Enchanted" (Disney)
Rated "PG"
Delightful musical romance follows a maiden (the sparkling Amy
Adams) from the world of animated fairy tales into contemporary,
live-action Manhattan where she falls in love with a lawyer
(Patrick Dempsey), despite the entreaties of her princely suitor
(James Marsden) and the meddling of an evil queen (Susan
Sarandon). With affection and wit, director Kevin Lima and his
team gently spoof the cartoon fairy-tale genre on which Disney
built its reputation, never losing sight of its traditional
values and perennial charms. A few scary images, some sexual
innuendo and a brief instance of scatological humor. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general
patronage. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be
suitable for children.
"Enduring Love"
(Paramount Classics)
Rated "R"
Superbly acted and crafted but ultimately disappointing
story about a university professor increasingly racked by guilt that he might
have saved a man involved in a freak accident, while another participant in the
failed rescue attempt stalks him and seems to offer to provide the key to what
really happened. Roger Michell directed this adaptation of Ian McEwan's
acclaimed 1998 novel, which keeps you absorbed with its tense moral ambiguity
even as it turns into a more prosaic tale of a stalker. Adult themes, some
implied sexuality, some rough language and violence with associated blood.
The USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
L
--
limited
adult
audience,
films
whose
problematic
content
many
adults
would
find
troubling.
"Enron: The Smartest Guys
in the Room"
(Magnolia)
Rated "NR"
Absorbing
documentary chronicling the rise and fall of the now-infamous energy giant,
Enron, analyzing the Darwinian mind-set that dominated its upper echelons
and created a moral vacuum which precipitated one of the greatest corporate
corruption scandals in U.S. history. Directed by Alex Gibney and based on
the best-selling expose of the same name, the film combines standard
interviews with journalists, former employees and Wall Street insiders,
archival news footage and re-enactments to craft a sobering portrait of
hubris and blind greed. Strip-club images involving nudity, a dramatized
suicide and sporadic rough and crude language. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Epic Movie" (Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Tired spinoff of the "Scary Movie" franchise which here spoofs
blockbusters such as "The Chronicles of Narnia," "X-Men," "The Da
Vinci Code" and "Pirates of the Caribbean," while it follows four
orphans (Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, Jayma Mays and Faune A. Chambers)
battling to free a Narnia-like realm from an evil witch (Jennifer
Coolidge). Directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer elicit few
chuckles amid a mostly witless slog of sophomoric slapstick and
lowbrow humor, amounting to an epic waste of time. Pervasive
crass and sexual humor, lewd and irreverent sight gags, innuendo,
comic violence, an instance of rough language and recurring crude
language, as well as some profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Eragon" (Fox 2000)
Rated "PG"
Reasonably diverting, if predictable, fantasy adventure for
youngsters about a farm boy (Ed Speleers) who, after the death of
his uncle, learns it's his destiny to become a dragon rider battling
an evil king (John Malkovich) and his henchman (Robert Carlyle) in a
mythical kingdom, all the while assisted by a retired dragon rider
(Jeremy Irons). The script, based on a novel by Christopher Paolini,
trots out every cliche known to this genre, but the special effects,
especially involving the hero's majestic dragon (voice of Rachel
Weisz) are well done. Director Stefan Fangmeier's film is well
paced, and the violence, though noisy and chaotic, avoids overt
gore, while there are no sex or language concerns. Action violence,
magical hocus pocus. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Eternal"
(Regent Releasing/Here! Films)
Rated "NR"
Stylish but salacious thriller about a Montreal vice detective (Conrad
Pla) whose investigation into the disappearance of his wife leads him to
an alluring mystery woman (Caroline Neron) who may be Erszebet Bathory,
a real-life 16th-century Hungarian countess responsible for slaughtering
hundreds of virgins and bathing in their blood to quench her vampiric
thirst for immortality. Directed by Wilhelm Liebenberg and Federico
Sanchez, the racy film has some slick atmospherics, but the filmmakers
seem more concerned with titillation than competently telling a story. Recurring lesbian erotica; several kinky sex scenes, one with partial
nudity; some gory violence; and much rough language. The USCCB Office
for Film & Broadcasting classification is O -- morally offensive.
"Eulogy"
(Lions
Gate)
Rated
"R"
Uneven
comedy
about
feuding
family
members
(including
Ray
Romano,
Debra
Winger,
Hank
Azaria
and
Kelly
Preston)
brought
together
to
mourn
the
death
of
their
patriarch
(Rip
Torn),
who
must
survive
the
days
leading
up
to
the
funeral
without
killing
each
other.
First-time
director
Michael
Clancy
has
assembled
a
solid
cast
and
displays
some
sharp
wit
but
the
mean-spirited
tone
of
the
humor
and
overall
cynical
view
of
family
life
are
more
than
a
bit
off-putting.
Gay
and
straight
sexual
encounters,
drug
content,
two
attempted
suicides,
as
well
as
recurring
rough
and
crude
language
and
humor.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
L
--
limited
adult
audience,
films
whose
problematic
content
many
adults
would
find
troubling.
"Evan Almighty"
(Universal/Spyglass)
Rated "PG"
Delightful contemporary spin on the Noah story, as a TV anchorman turned
congressman (Steve Carell) is instructed by God (Morgan Freeman) to build an ark
in light of an impending flood, much to the skeptical consternation of his
colleagues on Capitol Hill (John Michael Higgins, Wanda Sykes and John Goodman),
his wife (Lauren Graham) and three young sons. Imparting an overall message
about how one act of random kindness can change the world, director Tom Shadyac
and screenwriter Steve Oedekerk skillfully combine slapstick, sentiment and
surprising reverence -- these elements beautifully embodied in Carell's
seriocomic central performance -- while the paired animals and the flood effects
are wonderfully done. A smattering of mildly crass language, humor,
irreverence and innuendo. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be
suitable for children.
"Evening"
(Focus)
Rated "PG-13"
Artful but studied story of a dying woman (Vanessa Redgrave)
recalling the Newport wedding of her best friend (Mamie
Gummer) years before, where, as a maid of honor (now played
by Claire Danes) she had a romance with a young doctor
(Patrick Wilson), an encounter with unexpectedly tragic
consequences. Director Lajos Koltai's rendering of Susan
Minot's novel is handsomely filmed, with predictably fine
performances by an incredible cast that also includes Meryl
Streep, Glenn Close, Natasha Richardson, Toni Collette, Hugh
Dancy and Eileen Atkins, but the narrative often feels
contrived, despite some keen observations on mortality,
mother-daughter dynamics, and how the actions of one
generation can affect the next. An out-of-wedlock
encounter, post-coital tableau, premarital pregnancy,
innuendo, brief abortion discussion, alcohol abuse, some
profanity and rough language, divorce, subliminal same-sex
attraction and a car accident. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Even Money" (Yari)
Rated "R"
The smart money will steer clear of this trite ensemble drama about various
troubled and indebted souls -- including characters played by Kim Basinger,
Forest Whitaker and Danny DeVito -- seeking redemption from the sins of
gambling. Armed with mushy dialogue masquerading as hard-boiled jargon, veteran
director Mark Rydell establishes an implausibly gritty atmosphere and allows
proven actors to do subpar work. Pervasive rough and crude language, some
graphic violence and gunplay, a sex act between a married couple and sexual
banter. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited
adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"Everything Is Illuminated" (Warner Independent)
Rated "Pg-13"
Reflective road movie about a young Jewish-American (Elijah Wood) who
travels to Ukraine where -- guided by a colorful local (Eugene Hutz) and
his crusty grandpa (Boris Leskin) -- he searches for the woman who saved
his own grandfather from the Nazis. Lyrically directed by Liev
Schreiber, the intimately scaled adaptation of Jonathan Safran Foer's
complex novel is by turns poignant and mutedly funny, resulting in a
moving meditation on family, identity, memory, guilt, anti-Semitism and
the human need for connectedness. Suggested wartime violence,
including discreet death images, a suicide, a brief scene of a boy
looking at a pornographic magazine, an instance of rough language, as
well as some crude expressions and profanity. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
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"Everyone's Hero" (20th Century
Fox)
Rated "G"
Charming Depression-era animated tale about a young boy (voiced by
Jake T. Austin) who sets out -- with the help of a magical talking
baseball (Rob Reiner) -- to recover the stolen lucky bat (Whoopi
Goldberg) of his idol Babe Ruth (Brian Dennehy) during the 1932
World Series. Directors Daniel St. Pierre and Colin Brady --
building on work started by Christopher Reeve before his 2004 death
-- hit a home run with this visually delightful fable that has heart
and a simple but winning message about familial love and
perseverance. A mildly gross sight gag. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is A-I -- general patronage. The
Motion Picture Association of America rating is G -- general
audiences. All ages admitted. |
"The Ex" (MGM/Weinstein)
Rated "PG-13"
Sour and simple-minded comedy about a husband (Zach Braff) who feels his
manliness threatened by one of his wife's (Amanda Peet) old lovers (Jason
Bateman), a paraplegic known for his sexual prowess. Director Jesse Peretz and
two first-time screenwriters are neither clever nor satiric enough to transcend
formula, and their film is gratuitously vulgar. Some crude and crass language,
one instance each of the f-word and of mild profanity, some sexual banter and
innuendo, condom use, a mild scene of clothed marital groping, some slapstick
violence and several inadvisable scenes of a child trying to swallow a hamburger
whole. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults.
"The
Exorcism of Emily Rose" (Screen Gems)
Rated "PG-13"
Sober, theologically oriented thriller based, in part, on true events
surrounding a Catholic priest (Tom Wilkinson) on trial for negligent
homicide in connection with an exorcism he performed on a young woman
(Jennifer Carpenter) believed to be possessed that resulted in her
death. Thoughtfully directed by Scott Derrickson and with a solid
performance by Laura Linney as the priest's skeptical attorney, the film
eschews horror-movie cliches (though not entirely) in favor of serious
reflection on faith and the mystery of evil. Disturbing scenes of
demonic possession, a brief but violent vehicular homicide, a grisly
death image, as well as minimal crude language. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
Exorcist:
The
Beginning (Warner
Bros.)
Rated
R
Saints
and
sages
concur
that
nothing
irks
the
devil's
pride
more
than
being
mocked.
That
being
true,
Lucifer
should
consider
investing
in
a
pair
of
earplugs
before
seeing
the
laughably
bad
"Exorcist:
The
Beginning.
Director Renny
Harlin
must
have
been
possessed
if
he
actually
thought
audiences
would
take
seriously
this
poorly
crafted
prequel
to
William
Friedkin's
1973
horror
classic
based
on
the
William
Peter
Blatty
novel.
Playing
a
considerably
younger
version
of
the
role
originated
by
Max
von Sydow,
fellow
Swede
Stellan
Skarsgard
stars
as
the
reluctant
exorcist
Father
Lankester
Merrin.
Set
in
1949,
the
film
attempts
to
fill
in
the
biographical
blanks
about
the
enigmatic
priest's
early
life.
Apparently,
24
years
before
finding
his
way
to
the
infamous
upper
room
in
Georgetown,
Father Merrin,
haunted
by
memories
of
Nazi
atrocities
witnessed
as
a
parish
priest
in
his
native
Holland,
had
abandoned
both
his
ministry
and
his
faith.
Boozing
his
way
through
Cairo,
the
priest
is
approached
by
a
rare
antiquities
dealer
(Ben
Cross)
who,
aware
of
his
archeological
expertise,
hires
him
to
retrieve
an
ancient
religious
artifact
in
a
Byzantine
Christian
church,
recently
unearthed
--
in
pristine
condition
--
in
a
remote
region
of
Kenya
by
British
troops.
What
makes
the
find
so
astonishing
is
that
the
anachronistic
structure
dates
back
to
the
fifth
century,
long
before
Christianity
had
spread
to
sub-Saharan
Africa.
Once
Father Merrin
arrives
at
the
dig
site,
the
movie
shifts
into
a
more
conventional
fright
mode.
Strange
but
predictable
occurrences
begin
to
unfold:
beds
shake,
crucifixes
are
desecrated,
a
pack
of
hyenas
savage
a
young
boy,
and
a
baby
is
born
covered
with
maggots
--
just
the
sort
of
things
to
shake
Father
Merrin
out
of
his
dark
night
of
the
soul.
And
though
he
first
looks
for
rational
explanations,
Father
Merrin
slowly
begins
to
suspect
what
the
local
Turkana
tribesmen
--
and
the
audience
--
have
known
all
along:
Some
things
are
best
left
buried,
especially
if
it
happens
to
be
a
church
adorned
with
satanic
mosaics. Izabella
Scorupco
plays
Dr.
Sarah
Novack,
a
Holocaust
survivor
working
among
the
villagers,
who
dabbles
in
the
occult
and
is
attracted
to
Father
Merrin.
James
D'Arcy
plays
Father
Francis,
an
idealistic
young
missionary
rerouted
to
Kenya
by
the
Vatican
to
help
with
the
investigation.
Alan
Ford
plays
the
racist
foreman
of
the
excavation
who
suffers
from
an
increasingly
severe
case
of
demonic
dermatitis.
The
film
opens
with
a
puzzling
prologue
on
an
ancient
corpse-strewn
battlefield,
which
should
have
served
as
an
omen
for
the
muddled
narrative
to
come.
The
dialogue
is
at
times
hellishly
hackneyed.
The
script's
explanation
as
to
why
the
church
is
a
satanic
ground
zero
of
sorts
is
staggeringly
ridiculous.
Forget
an
exorcist;
some
one
should
have
summoned
a
better
screenwriter.
While
not
without
some
cheap
chills, Harlin
has
exorcised
any
real
eeriness
out
the
film,
substituting
more-silly-than-scary
supernatural
special
effects
for
genuine
suspense.
Maybe
the
devil
made
him
do
it?
Father Merrin
does
perform
an
exorcism
but
it
comes
very
late
in
the
game,
and,
unlike
the
creepy
battle
of
wills
in
the
original,
plays
out
here
like
a
diabolic
WWF
Smackdown.
The
cinematography,
from
legendary
light
master
Vittorio
Storaro,
is
underwhelming,
as
is
the
derivative
"possession"
make-up.
Apparently
one
side
effect
of
being
infested
by
evil
is
that
you
end
up
looking
surprisingly
like
Linda
Blair.
And,
as
with
Blair,
the
demoniac
in
this
film
displays
a
similar
proclivity
for
derisive
foul-mouthed
rants,
as
well
as
a
total
disregard
for
vertebrae.
To
be
fair,
"Exorcist:
The
Beginning"
is
a
few
infernal
levels
above
any
of
the
original's
subsequent
sequels,
with
the
lowest
ring
reserved
for
"Exorcist
II:
The
Heretic"
(1977).
However,
while
on
shaky
ground
theologically,
the
film
maintains
a
respectful
tone
toward
Catholicism.
Father Merrin's
spiritual
struggles
are
not
aimed
at
denigrating
his
priesthood,
but
are
part
of
his
character's
emotional
arc,
a
trajectory
that
ultimately
leads
him
back
to
re-embrace
his
lost
faith.
Underneath
its
spooky
atmospherics,
the
film
grapples
with
deeper
questions
concerning
belief
and
doubt,
good
and
evil.
Its
heavy-handed
denouement
also
points
to
man's
inhumanity
as
the
surest
proof
of
the
demonic
in
the
world,
reminding
us
that
if
we
want
to
see
the
devil
we
do
not
need
to
look
any
farther
than
the
evening
news.
Due
to
grisly
scenes
of
demonic
possession,
two
graphic
suicides,
some
battlefield
violence
and
associated
gore,
strong
sexual
references
and
rough
language,
and
some
instances
of
defiled
religious
symbols,
the
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
L
--
limited
adult
audience,
films
whose
problematic
content
many
adults
would
find
troubling.
"Expelled: No Intelligence
Allowed" (Premise/Rampant)
Rated "PG"
Provocative documentary intended to show that academics and research scientists
are penalized for merely suggesting that there might be flaws in the prevailing
theory of Neo-Darwinian evolution and that purported scientific evidence for the
alternate theory of intelligent design is being systematically ignored. Director
Nathan Frankowski's unabashedly partisan film -- using old movie clips to
humorously underscore the film's themes of suppression and duplicity, and with
at least some of the interviewees seemingly caught off guard by the line of
questioning -- is impishly hosted and co-written by former presidential
speechwriter, economist and sometime actor Ben Stein. Holocaust imagery and
mature philosophical issues. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association
of America rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be
suitable for children.
"The Express" (Universal)
Rated "PG"
Inspiring fact-based sports drama, set against the background of the civil
rights movement of the late 1950s and early '60s, in which a hard-driving
Syracuse University coach (Dennis Quaid) hones the skills of a gifted
African-American football player (Rob Brown) while he, in turn, challenges the
coach's conservative reaction to changing times. Director Gary Fleder's rousing
tribute to the first African-American recipient of the Heisman Trophy, which
also features Omar Benson Miller as the star's best friend, highlights the role
faith played in shaping his values while effectively personalizing the problems
and lessons of the era. Brief nongraphic premarital sexual activity,
occasional crude and crass language, some uses of profanity and racial slurs;
possibly acceptable for older teens. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture Association of America
rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable
for children.
"The Eye" (Lionsgate/Paramount
Vantage)
Rated "PG-13"
Reasonably effective suspense yarn about a blind concert
violinist (a believable Jessica Alba) who, after receiving
corneal transplants, begins to envision harrowing scenes of
devastation and spectral spirits for reasons she connects with
her anonymous eye donor, while she tries to convince her doctor
(Alessandro Nivola), sister (Parker Posey) and conductor (Rade
Serbedzija) that she's not hallucinating. Co-directors David
Moreau and Xavier Palud's remake of a 2002 Taiwanese film
delivers the requisite scary jolts, despite plot
improbabilities, and is devoid of sex and language concerns.
Some brief and nongraphic but disturbing violent images,
including fires and explosions, and a suicide flashback.
Acceptable for older teens. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
F
"Facing the Giants" (Samuel Goldwyn)
Rated "PG"
Evangelical sports drama about a losing football coach (Alex
Kendrick, who also directs) at a Christian high school in Georgia,
who, experiencing personal and professional adversity, revives his
team's season by turning to his faith. The earnest performances from
the nonprofessional cast are surprisingly competent and the movie's
look is reasonably polished, but while the film's heart is in the
right place, its positive message about putting one's trust in God
is undermined by a prosaic script that tends toward the preachy.
Some mature thematic elements, including discussions about
infertility. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification
is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion Picture Association of
America rating is PG -- parental guidance suggested. Some material
may not be suitable for children.
"Factory
Girl" (Weinstein/MGM)
Rated "R"
The sad, sordid rise and fall of socialite Edie Sedgwick (Sienna
Miller), who shone briefly in the spotlight as part of Andy Warhol's
(Guy Pearce) artistic center, the Factory, in the 1960s, appearing
in his underground movies until the pop artist tired of her, showing
how the over-the-top lifestyle led to her eventual burnout despite a
nurturing interlude with a legendary singer (Hayden Christensen).
Director George Hickenlooper's film takes an episodic approach in
telling the story as Sedgwick, near the end of her short life (which
ended at 28 from a drug overdose), relates her experiences to a
psychiatrist. The milieu is downbeat and often seamy, but presented
with relative restraint, and Miller is immensely appealing in her
sensitive portrait of the trusting, vulnerable waif. Nongraphic
premarital sexual encounters, upper female and partial nudity, brief
sexual banter and innuendo, drug use, some rough and crude language,
gay references, references to child abuse and suicide. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling.
"Factotum" (IFC)
Rated "R"
Bleak adaptation of novelist-poet Charles Bukowski's 1975 novel (his
second) about a heavy-drinking, often brutish, aspiring writer (a
superb Matt Dillon), drifting from one menial job to another, and
his relationships with a couple of equally self-destructive losers (Lili
Taylor and Marisa Tomei). Writer-director Bent Hamer captures the
desolate world of the writer (Bukowski's alter ego) with
uncompromising exactitude, and the performances are perfectly
realized, but the unrelenting ugliness of the story and language,
strong sexual elements and overall amoral behavior of its
protagonists -- despite the film's literary pedigree -- will
seriously limit its appeal. Pervasive rough and crude language
and profanity, rear male and partial female nudity, premarital
sexual encounters, gambling, heavy drinking and occasional violence.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling.
"Failure to
Launch" (Paramount)
Rated "PG-13"
Uneven but oddly likable comedy about professional "intervention"
consultant (Sarah Jessica Parker) hired by the parents (Kathy Bates and
Terry Bradshaw) of a 35-year-old, still-living-at-home jock (Matthew
McConaughey) in the hopes of making him independent enough to move out,
with predictable romantic complications. Director Tom Dey maintains a
spirited pace, there are some pleasing performances, the sylvan and
aquatic settings are easy on the eyes, and the ending is morally sound,
outweighing too many conversational expletives and a permissive view of
premarital sex. Profanity, rough and crude language and expressions,
implied sexual situations and banter, and a comic instance of rear male
nudity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III
-- adults.
"5X2" (ThinkFilm)
Rated R
Finely acted, perceptive story of the disintegration of a contemporary
relationship, told in five sequences in reverse order from divorce to
first romantic meeting. Francois Ozon's measuredly paced "scenes from a
marriage" is quite fascinating, as it reveals layer by layer the
over-the-years affection, betrayals, foibles, and idiosyncracies of the
couple played impeccably by Valeria Bruni-Tedeschi and Stephane Freiss.
Subtitles. A graphic sex scene with female frontal nudity, gay
subplot, frank sexual talk, premarital and postmarital sexual
situations, discussion of artificial insemination, and rough and crude
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L
-- limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling.
Fahrenheit 9/11
(Lions
Gate)
Rated
"R"
Michael Moore's
feature-length documentary "Fahrenheit 9/11" is a scathing indictment of the Bush
administration's domestic and international
policies leading up to and following the terrorist
attacks of Sept. 11, 2001. Unabashedly biased in
its inflammatory assertions, the controversial
film is certain to provoke strong reactions from
bashers and backers alike of President George W.
Bush. However, in mounting such a one-sided ad
hominem attack, director Moore walks a perilous
line between investigative journalism and partisan
propaganda. And, though artfully packaged and
engagingly entertaining, as a political polemic
the case made by Moore ultimately falls short of
convincing. The terrain covered by "Fahrenheit 9/11" is
as sprawling as it is contentious. The film begins
by revisiting the events surrounding the hotly
disputed presidential election of 2000, before
rushing full throttle into a relentless pillorying
of Bush, who is caricatured throughout as a lazy,
incompetent buffoon. Moore's livid litany consists
mainly of warmed-over accusations, leading him to
investigate territory already charted in exposes
by Bush insiders like Richard Clarke and Paul
O'Neill. While Moore lands some solid body blows
in taking Bush to task, his rant offers little in
the way of new information or stop-the-presses
revelations. In a nutshell, Moore contends that, after
lollygagging it in Crawford,
Texas, for most of his first months in office,
Bush sought to capitalize on the tragedy of Sept.
11 by fanning the flames of fear in order to
stifle dissent and hoodwink the American public
into an immoral war with Iraq. Moore also rehashes
allegations that Bush both profited from and was
influenced by his family's financial ties to
prominent Saudi oil sheiks, including members of
the ultra-wealthy bin Laden clan. The film -- its title a play on a Ray
Bradbury novel -- loses focus midway through,
unraveling into a shapeless and discursive
diatribe which goes everywhere and nowhere. In one
sequence he exposes gaping holes in homeland
security defenses along the expansive Pacific
Northwest coastline. In another he reads the
Patriot Act to Congress over the speaker of a Mr. Softee ice cream truck. While such antics make for
good entertainment, the accompanying analysis is
superficial at best. Its title notwithstanding,
while the film has certainly generated much heat,
it provides little light. Using the proverbial hammer, Moore hits
viewers over the head with an angry screed of
statistics, jettisoning any pretense of
impartiality. Nowhere is this lack of objectivity
more evident than in his choice of interviewees,
all of whom are in lockstep agreement with the
film's overriding thesis. Such an unbalanced
approach mutes the credibility of his arguments, a
pitfall that could have been avoided by a more
evenhanded inclusion of voices from both sides of
the political divide. In connecting the dots, the film unfairly
subscribes to a blame-Bush-for-everything attitude
that fails to take into account wider geopolitical
realities, including the foreign-policy missteps
of previous administrations.
Moore
buttresses his version of the story with carefully
selected images and sound bites -- strung together
without context or, in some cases, even sources --
which conveniently support his oversimplified
conspiracy theories, resulting in a misleading,
manipulative and at times self-contradicting
interpretation of facts. However, the film is not entirely without
merit. "Fahrenheit 9/11" contains sobering footage
which unflinchingly illustrates the obscenity of
war, including wince-inducing pictures of dead
Iraqi children killed during U.S. air strikes. It
also shows the charred remains of American
soldiers dragged through the streets of Fallujah,
Iraq, by angry mobs. While such vile imagery is
hard to watch, Moore refrains from wallowing in
it, using it sparingly to accentuate his points.
Perhaps the most indelible images are those of
Lila Lipscomb, a patriotic resident of Moore's
home town of Flint, Mich., who does a 180-degree
turn concerning her views on the war in Iraq after
her son is killed in combat. Her heart-wrenching
grief transcends all political stripes. The pugnacious provocateur leavens the
weighty subject matter with his signature acerbic
wit, including a comedic play on the old TV
Western "Bonanza" staring Bush and his cronies.
The Midwestern muckraker also stages one of his
trademark ambush interviews, asking congressmen if
they would like to enlist their children in the
armed forces to fight the war they voted for -- a
war whose price, Moore argues, is
disproportionately paid by the blood of America's
poor. "Fahrenheit 9/11" is by turns outrageous,
inflammatory, extremely emotional, at times
compelling and occasionally quite funny. Viewers
will most likely leave the theater with the same
political baggage that they came in with. To
critics of Bush, Moore's hoop-jumping is simply
preaching to the choir. However, the question
remains: Will the choir loft become more crowded
as a result? You can agree or disagree with Moore -- or
even have mixed emotions -- but he raises
troubling questions that are not easily dismissed. Still, from a filmmaker with his evident
passion and satirical skill, one would have
expected more. Due to footage of battlefield violence,
graphic images of combat casualties including
children, and some rough language, the USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"The Fall" (Roadside)
Rated "R"
Exceedingly strange but fitfully affecting tale set in a Los
Angeles hospital circa 1915 about the unlikely relationship
between two patients: a spunky 5-year-old girl (adorable Catinca
Untaru with, alas, an often impenetrable accent), and an
embittered movie stuntman (Lee Pace) who keeps her enthralled
with a story of bandits mirroring his devastating real-life
breakup with his girlfriend. Director Tarsem's film --
imaginative in many ways -- goes on far too long and its
elaborate fantasy sequences (alternately sophomoric and serious)
are more wearying than illuminating, while the redemptive ending
fails to compensate for a pervasively heavy and lachrymose tone. Action violence with bloodshed, a suicide attempt, and a
couple of instances of profanity. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under
17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Fantastic Four:
Rise of the Silver Surfer" (Fox)
Rated "PG"
The wedding of Mister Fantastic (Ioan Gruffudd) and
Invisible Woman (Jessica Alba) is interrupted by a cosmic
force set to destroy the planet, and the pair must join with
the Human Torch (Chris Evans) and the Thing (Michael Chiklis)
to avert disaster, trying to dissuade the evil force's
emissary, a silver man (voice of Laurence Fishburne) on a
flying surf board, from his dastardly mission, while
contending with an overbearing army general (Andre Braugher)
and duplicitous Dr. Doom (Julian McMahon). Apart from the
elements listed below, director Tim Story's superior sequel
-- with its personable leads, above-average special effects,
and not-taking-itself-too-seriously tone -- makes for an
engaging B-level adventure with a commendable message about
making the right choices in life. Some mild innuendo and
crass expressions, moderate action violence and implied
nudity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG -- parental
guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable for
children.
"Fateless" (ThinkFilm)
Rated "R"
Holocaust drama about a Hungarian Jewish boy's (Marcell Nagy)
coming-of-age experiences in various concentration camps, where,
through relationships with fellow prisoners, he struggles to make
sense of the atrocities around him and gain deeper insights about
himself. Directed by Lajos Koltai from a script by Imre Kertesz
based on the latter's semiautobiographical novel, the film, despite
its grim subject matter, is visually graceful, and the intimate
story conveys universal themes, such as the resiliency of the human
spirit and its ability to discern beauty in even the darkest
situations. Disturbing Holocaust images, brief partial and full
prison camp nudity, and some rough and crude language. Subtitles.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III --
adults.
"The Family
Stone" (20th Century Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Bittersweet Christmas comedy-drama as a New York businessman (Dermot
Mulroney) brings his controlling but socially awkward fiancee (Sarah
Jessica Parker) home to New England to meet the family (played by Diane
Keaton, Luke Wilson, Rachel McAdams and Craig T. Nelson among others),
but sensing that everyone dislikes her, the woman invites her sister
(Claire Danes) to join her for moral support, leading to romantic
complications. Writer-director Thomas Bezucha's low-keyed film takes its
time getting started, and is not devoid of contrivances, but the cast is
excellent, and the plot ultimately leads to a moving, life-affirming
conclusion. Some profanity and crude language, light sexual banter,
partial nudity, a same-sex couple and their adopting a child, premarital
situations, and drug references. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
"Fantastic Four" (20th Century Fox)
Rated "PG-13" (Parents strongly cautioned)
Occasionally fun, but mostly unfantastic, superhero movie based on the
Marvel comic-book series about four scientists endowed by cosmic rays
with superpowers -- the elastic Mr. Fantastic (Ioan Gruffudd), Invisible
Woman (Jessica Alba), self-combustible Human Torch (Chris Evans) and
superstrong rocklike "Thing" (Michael Chiklis) -- who come together to
stop the villainous Dr. Doom (Julian McMahon). Despite ham-fisted
dialogue, bad acting, chintzy sets and, at times, cheesy special
effects, director Tim Story's film has a goofy campiness but doesn't
take itself too seriously, and manages to impart a positive message
about teamwork and accepting those who are different. Intense
comic-book action violence, some sexual innuendo and brief mildly crude
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Fast & Furious"
(Universal/Relativity)
Rated "PG-13"
Overheated, morally swerving action sequel in which an ex-con
(Vin Diesel) pursuing a vendetta and an undercover FBI agent
(Paul Walker) renew their rivalry as they both use their driving
skills to infiltrate a cross-border drug smuggling ring and
identify its secretive leader. As directed by Justin Lin, the
thin story is no more than an excuse for long sequences of
reckless racing, while the characters move from one side of the
law to the other as it suits them. Vigilantism, brief
nongraphic sexual activity, partial nudity, cohabitation,
occasional rough language and profanity. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Fast
and the Furious: Tokyo Drift" (Universal)
Rated "PG-13"
In this loud and ludicrous third installment of the adrenaline-charged
series, a drag-racing rebel (Lucas Black) is sent to live with his
estranged father in Japan, where he befriends a fellow American (rap
artist Bow Wow) who introduces him to Tokyo's underground racing scene,
running afoul of its mob-connected champ (Brian Tee) when he falls for
the gangster's girlfriend (Nathalie Kelley). Director Justin Lin
delivers more of the same requisite high-octane race sequences, but, as
before, there's little plot under the film's flashy hood, and its
glamorization of reckless driving is troubling. Much hazardous and
illegal behavior involving teens, some violence, objectification of
women, several implied sexual situations including same-sex kissing,
suggestive wardrobe and dancing, and scattered crude language. The USCCB
Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults.
|
"Fast Food Nation" (Fox
Searchlight)
Rated "R"
Absorbing albeit bleak multiplotted expose excoriating the fast food
industry for its dangerous, unsanitary and exploitative working
conditions, from the perspective of a fictitious burger franchise's
marketing executive (Greg Kinnear) who goes to Colorado to
investigate conditions at their plant; a young cashier (Ashley
Johnson) whose uncle (Ethan Hawke) urges her to improve her life,
despite the complacency of her unmotivated mother (Patricia Arquette);
and a young Mexican immigrant couple (Catalina Sandino Moreno and
Wilmer Valderrama) struggling to build a better life. Director
Richard Linklater's skillful dramatization of Eric Schlosser's
nonfiction book (they co-wrote the script) is sometimes preachy and
the ending intentionally inconclusive, but the issues raised are
timely ones, while the cast (including Bruce Willis, Bobby Cannavale
and Kris Kristofferson) offers solid, selfless performances.
Partly subtitled. Rough and crude language, a couple of briefly
intense, if nongraphic, sexual encounters, fleeting partial nudity,
innuendo, some gruesome slaughterhouse shots and drug references.
The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is L --
limited adult audience, films whose problematic content many adults
would find troubling. |
"Fat Albert" (20th Century
Fox)
Rated "PG"
Flat live-action comedy based on the characters of the long-running animated
series created by Bill Cosby, in which the heavyset hero (Kenan Thompson) and
his junkyard gang step out of their cartoon world in order to help a troubled
teen (Kyla Pratt) believe in herself. While imparting the same sort of positive,
family-value life lessons, director Joel Zwick's film lacks the intelligence,
originality and fun of the groundbreaking Saturday morning show. Brief crude
language. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is A-II --
adults and adolescents.
"Fay Grim" (Magnolia)
Rated "R
Engagingly off-kilter farce about a woman (Parker Posey) pressed
into service by the CIA to recover the diaries of her husband
(Thomas Jay Ryan), a mysterious fugitive suspected of consorting
with terrorists. In the sequel to his 1998 independent sensation
"Henry Fool," writer-director Hal Hartley manages to send up spy
movies, offer droll reflections on literature and geopolitics, and
create an intriguing if frustrating espionage thriller-cum-romance
of his own. Occasional rough and crude language, some violence
and sexual references and one sexual encounter. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Feast of Love" (MGM)
Rated "R"
Moving but excessively graphic examination of romantic love as
experienced by a college professor (Morgan Freeman), his wife
(Jane Alexander), the owner of a local cafe (Greg Kinnear), the
two women for whom he sequentially falls (Selma Blair and Radha
Mitchell), a hardened businessman (Billy Burke) and a young,
Romeo and Juliet-like couple (Alexa Davalos and Toby Hemingway).
The film, as directed by Robert Benton, is beautifully
atmospheric and features some excellent performances, yet its
script offers the audience a set of false choices, making an
idol of erotic love and portraying that love with an intrusive
frankness. Extensive frontal, rear and upper female nudity,
sexual encounters, some of them graphic and adulterous, same-sex
coupling, some rough language, occasional profanity, drug use
and pornography. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is R -- restricted. Under 17
requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.
"Feel the Noise" (TriStar)
Rated "PG-13"
Pleasant if naive musical in which an aspiring rapper (Omarion
Grandberry) must leave his Harlem home and the single mother who
raised him (Kellita Smith) after attempting to steal the wrong
person's hubcaps, and goes to stay with his father (Giancarlo
Esposito) and stepmother (Rosa Arredando) in Puerto Rico, where
he befriends his musically inclined stepbrother (Victor Rasuk),
falls in love with a local dancer (Zulay Henao), discovers the
pop music genre called reggaeton, and manages to impress a New
York-based music producer (James McCaffrey). Director Alejandro
Chomski's film is mostly just a showcase for the singing and
dancing, but fans of world music, and of reggaeton in
particular, will no doubt enjoy what they hear. Sexual
activity without nudity, drug use, skimpy clothing, suggestive
dancing, one use of the f-word, two uses of the n-word, and
occasional crass and crude language. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion
Picture Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents
strongly cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for
children under 13.
"Fever Pitch"
(20th Century Fox)
Rated "PG-13"
Sweet and funny romantic comedy set in Boston about a 30-year-old workaholic
(Drew Barrymore) whose relationship with a goofy but charming high school
math teacher (Jimmy Fallon) is strained when she discovers that underneath
his "normal" exterior is a rabid Red Sox fan who is torn between his
commitment to her and the boys from Beantown. Directed by Bob and Peter
Farrelly and loosely based on a novel by Nick Hornby, the film -- which
plays out against the improbable 2004 Red Sox season -- features
pitch-perfect performances from Fallon and Barrymore and imparts a feel-good
message about how love ultimately demands both acceptance and sacrifice.
Implied premarital sex, some comic violence and crude humor, as well as
scattered crass expressions. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is A-III -- adults. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents are strongly cautioned.
"Fighting" (Rogue)
Rated "PG-13"
Intermittently violent, but otherwise engaging boxing drama
about a failed street salesman (Channing Tatum) who turns to
underground fighting to survive, and bonds with his manager
(Terrence Howard) while romancing a waitress (Zulay Henao).
Scenes of punishing brutality and approval of premature sexual
relations mar director and co-writer Dito Montiel's mostly
moving portrait of a friendship between two down-on-their-luck
New Yorkers. Graphic beatings, a premarital sexual encounter,
and some crude and crass language. The USCCB Office for Film &
Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience,
films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is
PG-13 -- parents strongly cautioned. Some material may be
inappropriate for children under 13.
"The Final Cut" (Lions Gate)
Rated
PG-13
Gloomy
sci-fi
thriller
set
in
a
future
where
humans
can
have
memory
chips
implanted
at
birth
which
record
their
entire
lives
and
which
are
edited
into
sanitized
memorial
films
to
be
shown
at
their
funerals.
The
story
centers
on
the
best
editor
--
or
"cutter"
--
in
the
business
(Robin
Williams),
who
becomes
entangled
in
a
dangerous
game
with
a
former
associate
(Jim
Caviezel)
over
the
implant
of
a
corrupt
corporate
bigwig.
Directed
by
Omar
Naim,
the
film
raises
some
intriguing
ethical
questions
but
is
weighed
down
by
its
cheerless
performances
and
slumberous
pacing.
Brief
violence,
an
implied
sexual
encounter
and
some
crude
language
and
profanity.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-III
--
adults.
"Final
Destination 3" (New Line)
Rated "R"
Mindless third installment in the horror franchise, this time involving
a group of high school students (including Mary Elizabeth Winstead and
Ryan Merriman) who escape death by getting off a roller coaster moments
before it derails killing everyone else on board, only to find out you
can't cheat the Grim Reaper as each survivor subsequently meets a gory
demise. Little more than a tedious series of gratuitously grisly
fatalities, director James Wong's film tries to out-gross its
predecessors with increasingly intricate ways to kill its young cast,
using them as mere props for sadistic sight gags. Excessive graphic
and bloody violence, including impalings and dismemberments, partial
frontal nudity, much rough and sexually crude language, some profanity
and recurring crass humor. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive.
"The Final Season" (Yari)
Rated "PG"
Low-key but good-hearted sports drama in which a new high school
baseball coach (Sean Astin) tries to extend the winning streak
established by his formidable predecessor (Powers Boothe) even
as his small town's citizens battle over their school's future,
meanwhile romancing a state education official (Rachael Leigh
Cook) and having a positive influence on a troubled team member
(Michael Angarano) who has been sent to live with his
grandparents (James Gammon and Angela Paton) by his widowed,
workaholic father (Tom Arnold). Director David Mickey Evans'
film, based on true events, is as much an examination of
contemporary challenges to small-town America as a celebration
of baseball, and it works competently in both capacities.
Occasional crude and some crass language, underage smoking, and
drug and underage drinking references. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG --
parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable
for children.
"Finding Amanda" (Magnolia)
Rated "R"
Pungent semi-autobiographical black comedy about a floundering,
addictive Los Angeles TV writer (Matthew Broderick) who travels
to Las Vegas to convince his prostitute niece (Brittany Snow) to
enter rehab and to prove to his disaffected wife (Maura Tierney)
that he can resist his gambling compulsion. Writer-director
Peter Tolan's feature directing debut takes on some unlikely
topics for comedy, but a redemptive trajectory keeps the film
from ranking as sheer exploitation. Nongraphic sexual
activity, implied nonmarital sex and cohabitation, rear and
upper female nudity, drug use, prostitution, strong sexual
themes and humor, pervasive rough and crude language, several
uses of profanity and obscene gestures. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult
audience, films whose problematic content many adults would find
troubling. The Motion Picture Association of America rating is R
-- restricted. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult
guardian.
"Finding
Neverland"
(Miramax)
Rated
PG
Beautifully
crafted
and
affecting
--
if
occasionally
somber
--
fictionalized
story
about
the
fondness
of
playwright
J.M.
Barrie
(Johnny
Depp)
for
a
widow
(Kate
Winslet)
and
her
four
young
sons
who
inspire
him
to
write
his
greatest
success,
"Peter
Pan."
Marc
Forster
deftly
captures
the
1903
period
ambience,
and
has
drawn
fine
performances
from
Depp
(in
one
of
his
finest
roles),
Winslet,
Julie
Christie
and
Freddie
Highmore
as
the
boy
who
became
the
inspiration
for
Peter
Pan.
Some
thematic
material
--
marital
discord
and
the
mother's
tragic
illness
--
and
some
mildly
coarse
language.
The
USCCB
Office
for
Film
&
Broadcasting
classification
is
A-II
--
adults
and
adolescents.
"Find Me
Guilty" (Yari)
Rated "R"
Fact-based drama from veteran director Sidney Lumet concerning one of
the longest criminal trials in U.S. history (it lasted 21 months in
1987-88), during which New Jersey's Lucchese family mobster Giacomo
"Jackie Dee" DiNorscio (Vin Diesel in a credible change of pace from his
usual action films) defends himself in court, providing disruption and
comic relief, but also scoring points against dogged prosecuting
attorney Sean Kierney (Linus Roache). Lumet's assured guidance, and some
excellent supporting performances (Roache, Ron Silver, Raul Esparza,
Peter Dinklage) provide some interest but, the historical record aside,
it's difficult to care about the travails of this lowlife wise guy.
Nonstop rough language and crude expressions, instances of profanity,
ethnic slurs, some violence including a shooting, a steamy sexual
encounter, sexual banter and innuendo, drug use. The USCCB Office for
Film & Broadcasting classification is L -- limited adult audience, films
whose problematic content many adults would find troubling.
"Fired Up!" (Screen Gems)
Rated "PG-13"
Banal sex comedy in which two philandering high school football
players (Nicholas D'Agosto and Eric Christian Olsen) attend a
mostly female cheerleading camp, racking up conquests till one
falls for the captain of his squad (Sarah Roemer) and the other
for the wife (Molly Sims) of the head coach (John Michael
Higgins). Director Will Gluck's feature debut treats the pursuit
of sexual gratification as just another sport, and most of the
attempts at humor are tasteless as well as flat-footed.
Nongraphic nonmarital and adulterous sexual activity, homosexual
comic elements, brief rear nudity, much sexual humor, underage
drinking, frequent crude and crass language, and a few uses of
profanity. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting
classification is O -- morally offensive. The Motion Picture
Association of America rating is PG-13 -- parents strongly
cautioned. Some material may be inappropriate for children under
13.
"Firehouse Dog" (Fox)
Rated "PG"
A pampered Hollywood pooch rescues an inner-city station house from
closure and helps a father and son (Bruce Greenwood and Josh
Hutcherson) bond in this catch-all family comedy, which tries to be
parody, mystery, and action-adventure rolled into one. Director Todd
Holland's too-long-for-the-kids movie has too many plot strands and
some cruder than expected language, toilet humor and innuendo,
although mostly in reference to canines. Mild crass language and
gags, scenes of action peril and one brief instance of physical
violence. The USCCB Office for Film & Broadcasting classification is
A-II -- adults and adolescents.
"Fireproof" (Goldwyn)
Rated "PG"
Modest but heartwarming drama about a small-town fireman (a fine
Kirk Cameron) who, under the guidance of his born-again father
(Harris Malcom), works to save his seven-year-old marriage,
despite the unyielding obstinacy of his wife (Erin Bethea). The
message -- that a successful marriage is grounded in the
knowledge that God loves us with all our faults -- is the
overriding virtue of co-writers and directors Alex and Stephen
Kendrick's nicely shot, evangelical-flavored film in which the
former "Growing Pains" star is supported by a mostly volunteer
but surprisingly capable cast. Domestic discord, extramarital
flirtation and pornography references. The USCCB Office for Film
& Broadcasting classification is A-II -- adults and adolescents.
The Motion Picture Association of America rating is PG --
parental guidance suggested. Some material may not be suitable
for children.
"Firewall"
(Warner Bros.)
Rated "PG-13"
Tense noirish thriller of upstanding bank security executive (Harrison
Ford), his architect wife (Virginia Madsen), and two young children (Carly
Schroeder and Jimmy Bennett) held hostage by master criminal (Paul
Bettany) and his gang who force the banker to break into the bank's
computer system, which the executive designed, and extract millions.
Director Richard Loncraine maintains a white-knuckle pace throughout,
the performances are good (including Mary Lynn Rajskub as a loyal
secretary) |